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<![CDATA[ Hello. Is there a fun loving lady who would like to drink coffee and talk, and see a movie or something on occasion ? I am 50, divorced, and partially disabled from a bad motorcycle crash. I get along quite well, just not very fast. lol I'm a tapering down smoker, don't care much for alcohol, and I don't use drugs. Not that looks should really matter anyway, and it ain't how I choose my friends. But I ain't real ugly. Just first thing in the morning. lol I have ten fingers, and ten toes. I baith on a regular basis. I'm clean shaven, and average leginth brown hair. My eyes are brown, and it ain't cuz I'm fulla of s**t. Well, maybe I am. lol I'm about 5'9" tall, and kinda chubby at 220 lbs. I ain't no fancyer dresser. I wear blue jeans (and they ain't hangin' down around my knees), t-shirt, and boots. About my interests. I perfer simple things. I have a warped sence of humor, I love drinking coffeee. I enjoy reading, some TV, strange movies, setting at the park reading and feeding the ducks, camping, watching sunsets, going for romantic walks on the beach, and poking dead things with a stick. lol :p Alrighty then. One of you nice ladies please get back to me, and lets see if we can keep from annoying eachother.....]]>

<![CDATA[Handsome Entertainment Industry, low-key guy desires s good conversation this morning Charming man that dosen't bite.broken hearted needs womanly distraction from heart-pain (eight,one,eight) - seven,three,zero - one,nine,six,two warmly]]>

<![CDATA[Hey whats up over n the sw and looking for someone to talk to if u would like to chat hit me up (spung)@(tmail.com)]]>

<![CDATA[need a gym partner, male or female, does not matter im a straight male 24, young entrepreneur in so so shape, looking to lose about 40 pounds and bulk up as my gym partner i ask you pick me up from my house 5 days a week m-f to go work out, keep me on my pace cuz i will not go on my own, in return i will pay for your membership, buy you a towel, and probaly share any and all supplement i take to try and bulk up heterosexuals please, i want to be comfy bending over in front of you and a sense of humor is a plus lol email me and ill call you jonny]]>

<![CDATA[My best friend recently moved away, and now I have nothing to do at all. Most of my friends are in college or otherwise occupy their time and have little time for having fun. However, she was pretty much down for anything at any time, and it made it a whole lot of fun! We would go to the movies, or grab a bite for lunch, or just walk around the mall together. Looking for someone else, around my age, to have some fun with. Guy and/or girl, I don't care. As long as you have a good sense of humor and like to have fun, you're cool with me! Hit me up! Please put "hang out" in the subject line so I know it's not spam.]]>

<![CDATA[open to all kinds of chatting ;)]]>

<![CDATA[Hey everyone. early 20's male looking for a friend to chat with. btw 18-33!]]>

<![CDATA[looking for people in tehachapi area only that might want to chat ]]>

<![CDATA[WHATS GOOD FOR TONIGHT?!?!?!?! lets make it big, MASSIVE Party tonight so hit me up... GUYS = $4.00 and Ladys = Free in underwear, otherwise $2.00 no free bees... Hit me up and ladies send pics... I NEED A DATE :)]]>

<![CDATA[Hey I just moved out here to Bakersfield and I'm looking for a SAFE prop 215 card holder who can help me get a variety of shrubbery. I would be continually in need of the shrubbery. Plus im a connoisseur =) please send me your number through email and ill send you mine and then we can figure it out from there. Thank you!!!]]>

<![CDATA[You opened it. Good luck. Tonight at midnight your true love will realize they love you. Something good will happen to you at 1:00 pm to 4:40 pm tomorrow, it could be anywhere. Tonight at midnight they will remember how much they loved you. You will get the shock of your life tomorrow, a good one. If you break the chain, you will be cursed with relationship problems for the next 2 years. Karma. If there is someone you onced loved, or still do, and cant get them out of your mind, repost this in another city within the next 5 minutes. Its amazing how it works.If you truly miss someone, a past love, and cant seem to get them off your mind....then repost this titled as " I Truly Do Miss You" Whoever you are missing will surprise you. Dont break this, for tonight at midnight, your true love will realize they love you and something great will happen to you tomorrow. Karma.If there is someone you loved, or still do and cant get them out of your mind, repost this in another city. Tonight they will remember how they loved you as well. You will get the shock of your life tomorrow. ]]>

<![CDATA[imm wanting to give free massage to females interested i heard i was pretty good would like your input serious replies only no spam or bots please leave pic if interested see ya ..t]]>

<![CDATA[i'm looking for a old friend harold james horn if you know a marie write me blackburnmarie56@yahoo.com]]>

<![CDATA[looking for people to chat with in tehachapi dosnt matter who serious replies only please thank you ...thumper]]>

<![CDATA[I'm looking for someone with some turntables... It's been a while since I've played on some. I was into House and Trance back in the day and I still have all my vinyl. So if anyone who's interested in helping me get back in the love of mixing... that would be awesome!]]>

<![CDATA[Hola I use to live in Baker but moved a year ago..I go to bakers once or twice a month and looking for friends to party with..I'm fun, I think cute but don't take my word for it and honest I call them like I see them.. Always been more closer with my male friends, I can drink, spit and scratch my balls with the best of them lol..If your into playing pool, dancing and girls that can cap on you and make you cry then I'm the girl for you..Pic for a Pic please hope to hear from my new BFF soon lol]]>

<![CDATA[Hey i'm on here looking for some new friends i really don't do Much right now but work but other than that i love playing volleyball going shopping i don't really drink and i don't smoke at all..well if u would like to know more then hit me up with a message ]]>

<![CDATA[YES I am seeking a attaractive female roommate. I am not interested in SEX. I can explain later. Ive had male roommates before anmd Im ready fore a change. Full house privilages, I do not drink nor smoke, I work 2 jobs and I can keep myself entertained. Thanks, Chris]]>

<![CDATA[looking for females that want to get a drink tomorrow sunday the 7th if interested hit me back with pic .....t]]>

<![CDATA[hi just got out of a long term relationship I work all the time and now im lonley would like to goto movies with a nice looking and fit women and see where it goes please be for real i need a friend ]]>

<![CDATA[Hi I am looking for a female between the age of 21 and 30 who is interested of going to see the WWE on March 14. Please serious inquiries only. Have a good day]]>

<![CDATA[LOOKING FOR FEMALE FRIENDS FOR CONVERSATION COFFEE ETC IF INTERESTED PLEASE LEAVE MESSAGE THANK YOU]]>

<![CDATA[Looking for a raquetball partner to play at In Shape gym on coffee and meany. Please be under 35 years old, and know how to play. ]]>

<![CDATA[Look, I'm in town for tonight. I've been driving for the past couple days...I'm moving from Oklahoma to Sacramento. All I would like is a girl to come hang out and keep me company...if all we do is sit and watch TV that's fine. If you wanna do more than that, that's fine too. I'm single, white, 30, 6'4", 180, brown hair, brown eyes. Send at LEAST one pic if you're interested. I'm staying in the Mariah Country Inn in Mojave. I have a nice room. Jacuzzi tub, fridge, microwave....]]>

<![CDATA[Hey, whats up. Just looking for someone thats down to earth, cool and likes to have fun. Maybe go see a movie or something? Starbucks? Myself, I'm 21. Work and go to school and enjoy going to the gym.]]>

<![CDATA[Would like to make a few email/chat friends. Would be open to hanging out together in the future...Doesn't matter if you're a man or woman. I'm not snobbish or have any expectations, but I do prefer some intelligence and people who like to joke and laugh. No weirdos or offers for sex! Jeannine.]]>

<![CDATA[Hello ladies, I’m writing this on behalf of my brother who currently is in Federal Prison Victorville California. Not a violent or abusive towards women or anything like that. My hopes to help him establish a pen pal to corresponded with. He really miss female companionship as you might expect, and would just like a women that would get to know him via writing, and maybe if things go good visit him once in a while. If you think you would like to know more about him I believe the best thing would for us to speak live over the phone. This way I can explain what his story is, and all the necessary questioned answered in regards to this matter. Bottom line he’s a really good man, and great brother that I love dearly, and wouldn’t be doing this if I felt different in anyway. He is the one on the drums, and then I’m the one standing next to him in the other photo. Look forward to hearing from you real soon, God Bless, Joe. ]]>

<![CDATA[I am going to be leaving bakersfield on or about march 23. I am going to be driving back to chicago, but will NOT be returning to bakersfield or to california anytime soon. Looking for a female companion (travel bud) who is interested in heading that direction - no strings attached. If somehow we develop a "friendship" along the way, so be it, but if not than no hard feelings. We go our separate ways. Contact me at thebugster69@yahoo.]]>

<![CDATA[I'm with my son he is 22 . we will be here for the week , just need some friends to hang out have lunch or dinner if anybody interested. respond with a phone number, so i can call you back. picture would be nice. thank you..]]>

<![CDATA[I am looking for a boy (20 to 25) or groom (26 to 31) of the chamber. If you know what that means email me pics and stats. if you are interested in finding out email pics and number and stats. This does not mean sex.]]>

<![CDATA[WHATS UP ANYBODY WANT TO HOOK UP?? HIT ME UP!! HIT ME UP GUYS]]>

<![CDATA[im 26 years old. I have a 24 hour pass and i dont want to work out alone. Im starting out new and dont have much muscle mass (i dont consider myself fat at all or super strong).. I used to do some sports in high school but thats about it. Im looking for someone that wants to help and get help back. I am not here to "hook up" with anyone. I just want to work out and have fun. I dont care if your straight or gay... once again i just need a work out partner. Someone who will be dedicated. You dont have to know too much BUT it would be great if you did. Please send a reply to this post. P.S. if it helps, im 5 foot 10.]]>

<![CDATA[We are a very open minded couple who is available for WHATEVER with a middle aged, upscaled man, whos in need /lonely/sexually curious/ or just wants a nsa good time u need 2 host. email us so we can hook up. u need 2 host First Cum First Served,]]>

<![CDATA[Hi, i am a pretty much stay at home wife who does not get out much to find new friends,. I am just looking for some new friends to chat with. I am happily married and not interested in anything other than friendship. I only want clean conversation. If this is you please email me. If not, please dont. ]]>

<![CDATA[I'm very masculine looking most of the time, but want to explore my feminine side. I would love to find a friend to help me with make up, hair, shopping for age appropriate clothing etc. I am a non smoker and don't do drugs, you should be the same and ideally over 35.]]>

<![CDATA[Although I appear in public very masculine, I have a strong feminine side I want to explore more and would like help with hair, make up, dressing age appropriate etc. I'm a non smoker and don't use drugs, I hope you're the same. If you're 35+ and this leads to LTR, that would be wonderful. ]]>

<![CDATA[Hello ! Well, I'm recently seperated, and I really miss female compaionship. I'm partally disabled from a vehicle accident, and have diecent mobility. I can't go hiking, running, ect. But I do enjoy taking leasurly walks, watching movies, going out to coffee and talking, having pick nicks at the park and feeding the ducks, going camping, and I'm open to trying new things. I'm polite, respectufl, and try to be positive. I do not drink alcohol in any form, use drugs, and I'm doing my best to stop smoking ciggarets. I'm just looking for a companion to hang out with. I'm still dealing with issues, and I'm not looking for anything else until I get rid of all my excess baggage. I hope to hear from a nice lady soon, and start living again. Please no dating site replies, and mind games. Thank You.]]>

<![CDATA[I'm a 42-year-old man divorced from a 16-year marriage, looking for the right Woman for friendship or possibly more. If you would like to chat contact me. I will not e-mail you, I will only contact you if you text me. If interested fill free to text me eight eight nine one three nine two my name is Alan ]]>

<![CDATA[I seeking a long term friend, intimacy is fine at soon point, Bakersfield only. Of course.. no STD or other problems. I can host sometimes and hope you can also. My picture is available if your interested. Oh, I am serious so you be too please.]]>

<![CDATA[Hey there, did I scare you off or did you get cold feet. I know how sensitive and stimulating the breast can be and I would like to hold them, fondle them, lick them and kiss them until your body shakes...no strings attached.]]>

<![CDATA[just trying to hangout and smoke. probably watch a movie.]]>

<![CDATA[Just looking for another guy who wants to talk about stuff we have done sexually. Im bi so iv been with women men even married couples. Hit me back if you want to swap stories.]]>

<![CDATA[Middle aged white guy not bad looking 5'9" Married Loves to Dance In town on business Looking for someone who likes to dance Purely platonic not lookin for anything else but Dancing I'll pay for cover drinks etc. You be a lover of dancin race size not impotant...would like someone with an upbeat pleasant personality no princesses or drama queens. Must be able to carry a conversation. I don't need a pic ..its just about the dancing]]>

<![CDATA[Hi there. I'm in a relationship but looking to chat with another woman or women. It's easier sometimes to chat with the opposite sex about a lot of things. I'm easy going, and no topic is off limits. Just looking for new friends that are down to earth and real. Do not reply if you are wanting me to go to another site to "verify". No games. Maybe we hit if off and do coffee or lunch or something of the sort. Anyway, please write me if you're interested. Thanks.]]>

<![CDATA[Ok everyone Im from Orange County and I come up here about once a month maybe every other weekend. Is there a normal person who likes to hang out drink and smoke a few, and watch a movie. I know you are out there. I am mixed authenticity, NOT from here, but do come up on weekends. Looking for a male or female, 18-40 for platonic only. HIt me up with a pic and an email or Instant Message Screename. Thanks and hope to hear from you. ]]>

<![CDATA[hi i'm just looking 4 a text buddy. someone to chat with, i prefer young women just cause i've read so many women just need a friend. i understand sometimes things progress and if that happens fine, if not thats ok too, we could all use more friends. so are you lonely? bored? or just wanting to take a chance than please hit me up. my cell is six6one31nine8twosix4. my name is aidan. ]]>

<![CDATA[I was browsing the internet, and realized how depressingly dead it is. But I'm still bored, and I'm not about to wash dishes. Reply. :)]]>

<![CDATA[Anyone want to chat on AIM or yahoo? Maybe meet up for coffee later? Please be educated and have a sense of humor. Send a pic and put "Saturday" in email title.]]>

<![CDATA[Well here it is in a nutshell. I had to leave a great film career in LA because my divorce fucked up my life and finances. So back to Bako where I grew up... I'm grumpy, out of weed, and kinda bummered. Anybody want to smoke me out tonight with no discernible benefit to yourself? I know its a selfish ad, just putting it out there anyway. You never know. Hopin somebody out there's cool enough to smoke me out on a rainy friday That's me on the bottom.]]>

<![CDATA[I am not looking for anything sexual, i am just looking for chill down to earth dudes that just want to be friends! =D its safe to say that i am looking for 420 friendly guys! i am cool, you be cool 2. also looking for a ltr if sumthing does spark up! iam steve-o. 661 two one three 5115 ]]>

<![CDATA[Need to make some money asap. Willing to do almost anything. Both male or females feel free to reply. You won't be dissapointed. Not askingfor much.]]>