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<![CDATA[<p> I'm just on here to see how this thing works. I think chemistry is something that builds up over time, because it does not not happen instantly I'm looking for someone who truly knows how to be a man. I love to hang out with friends and loved one, love to travel and learn new and different cultures, I look forward to hearing your reply.</p>]]> | <![CDATA[hey, If there are any sane people left, im right here waiting for you. hit me with some info so we can hook up. and partake in some (in)sane activities]]> | <![CDATA[I just got out of a long relationship and now that I have got my freedom I dont know what to do with myself. hey, if you like and want to keep me company just let me know. Im down for whatever]]> | <![CDATA[hey ladies. Im a cool and laid back type of guy. I am educated, independent , i have no kids and no drama. i like to have fun and laugh and hate to argue. Im looking for a cool , drama free women to have fun with. I love having a wild night at home. im 6'4 and athletic (played college football) and like for my women to be athletic shape as well. well if you think we can have fun together send me an email. send to receive pic I do have my own place so i can host
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It feels like everything else in my life is falling into place except having that special someone around so I am hoping I have good luck with this! I am looking for a guy that likes to go out and have a good time, but who is also fun to be around just kicking it at home. I like the basics too, movies, sports (watching and playing) and the arts. If your interested , let me know</p>]]> | <![CDATA[I'm a submissive Bottom Crossdresser, tired of the e-mail tag if your intrested in meeting a gurl like me be honest and willing to play for more than an hour, if your intrested send a pic and more than one line in your reply or you will be deleted]]> | <![CDATA[hello all you guys out there! I am new to this site and i wanted to check it out for myself. I am a sexy crossdressing guy looking for someone who would love to send erotic email chat or maybe sex if everything sounds good! I love to wear sexy crotchless nylons with sexy 5 inch heels and would love to be broken in while wearing them. I have a sexy long hair wig and wear sexy hot pink lipstick so i might leave a ring around your cock from it being in my mouth. i like things in my mouth and would love to have someone really show me a hot time behind me as well. can you make my mouth wet? you must love to me in high heels and the more details you provide in your response the more likely I will be to respond. Love to be put on my knees! Send me a response and a detailed one and I will get back to you if it is interesting to me. the nastier the better! See my pics below!]]> | <![CDATA[Submissive Crossdresser, looking for the right guy to replace my toy, think you can make it happen, so if you got more than a few hours to come here and see if you can lite my fire than you may just get what your after]]> | <![CDATA[Hello 37 submissive Bottom Crossdresser, would love to have someone come over and make my toes curl with pleassure, granted that will only happen if you respond, and if we have the needed spark to get to that stage, I'm into kissing,cuddling, very much enjoy oral and still looking for the right guy who can replace my toys with the real deal, so if your a desent guy, into fem gurls and think you got what it takes to light my fire well reply with a pic and stats in frist e-mail]]> | <![CDATA[we are a fit attractive couple seeking a female tonight for some fun at our home , we will want to voice verify before pics are sent so please be real , ]]> | <![CDATA[I'm a 18 year old single female currently attending a local trade school in hopes of becoming a nurse. I desperately need money or i will be kicked out of school. I am single so I have no one to whom I must answer. I'm 5ft. 6in. and I weight about 150 lbs. I have full breast and curves in the right places. I have an olive skin tone and brown hair and eyes. IM looking for a discrete gentleman who can help me. I don't require much just that your honest with me. you must be at least 10 years older then me for I hate immature men.That doesn't mean I need a grandfather. You must also be able to understand my situation and get to know me before you judge me. I am looking for one special friend to help me out as times are hard. I am understanding and I'm not a home wrecker. I just don't want to be lied to. I want a regular man, not a porn star or someone that will stretch me out( if you know what I mean) that's if we become sexually active. I do have pics but I wont post them. I'll sent them to you when you respond to my ad.]]> | <![CDATA[Im a 19 year old attractive collage student looking to be spoiled. I am 5 ft. 7 and 145 in weight. I am naturally tan with long brown hair. Very nice breast and a fine ass. I will send pics but only to those who are serious. Well Im only looking for one guy so I guess he will get the pic. I have to send it thriought my cellphone. I just want an honest older man with a job. Im not trying to break up any homes nor am i interestin any lies]]> | <![CDATA[My wife has not been putting out like she used to, so my cock is not getting the attention that it needs. Not only am I longlasting, but it would make me rock hard knowing that a married white female was meeting me at a motel and spreading her legs for my hard cock because she is not getting what she needs from her husband. I am a clean cut, professional white male, tall, decent shape, drug/disease free. I am hoping that this goes without saying, but you should be d/d free as well, and preferably on the pill (or unable to get pregnant).]]> | <![CDATA[Young man looking for older women
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I am 30 yrs old man looking to have some fun with older women in baltimore or surounding counties ....looking for older mature women (40 and beyond)for weekend fun.
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The idea of an affair with a married man either turns you off, intimidates you, scares you, or just isn't what you want, which is fine. But don't fool yourself into thinking that you're one of the few who can handle it, without getting all guilty, freaked out, or just wanting to see what it's like 1 time only. And even if you go through with it, you'll end up being a clingy witch who whines all the time about not having the guy all to yourself, after you fall in love with him.
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BUT, there are a very few of you who can understand the parameters, and can follow all the rules. If you think you are 1 of them, read on, but please don't kid yourself. It's not an easy thing to do.
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I'm seeking that 1 woman whom I know is out there, who can handle the discretionary requirements of a real affair, not just an NSA booty call or a 1 night stand. If you want honesty, you got it. If you want humor, kindness, compassion, attention, affection, and excellent communication with a really nice 47 yr old Jewish guy who isn't snobby, vane, or too busy to make contact with you on a daily basis, then stop piddling around and email me. I'm no great physical specimen, never been to the gym, and have no desire to go. I'd rather lay out in the sun and catch some rays while reading.
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We can talk every day, we can spend time together, we can snuggle, we can play footsies, and I can wash and comb out your hair, or even paint your toenails. I'm a very tactile person, so a lot of touching is required. You must smell good, as I always do. Your size, race or religion makes no nevermind to me. Just bring your affectionate sensuous nature and your imagination, as well as your great conversational skills, and we will hit it off wonderfully.
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If you are unsure, have trouble dealing with guilt, or may have trouble dealing with being the "other woman", please save us both the headache. But if you're a risk taker and want to finally do something for yourself, instead of always being someone's emotional (or even physical) punching bag, then take a chance and enjoy the ride. Find out what it's like to be pampered, adored, massaged, cuddled, and generally be someone's real sweetheart for a change.
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We'll start off slow, and see where it goes. I'm not saying I'm ready to leave her, and you may not be ready to leave him (if there is a "him"), but there is definitely that possibility if you and I fit like gloves.
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Nobody is perfect, and I wouldn't want a perfect woman anyway. It's the faults and blemishes that make us interesting. If you feel like you have to hide your body in the dark for fear of your little imperfections like cellulite and spider veins being seen, then you can let yourself exhale and just be yourself with me. Those things don't matter at all.
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I want to know you, the real you, inside and out. Spend 5 minutes talking with me and you'll see what I mean. When you make that connection with someone, it can often be better than sex. After all, don't you agree that making love is an all day process? Shouldn't it begin in the morning with your words, and continue on throughout the day? Or do we continue to relegate it to 10 minutes in bed before the nightly news? Ever have a mental orgasm before? You can find out what it's like after talking for hours on end about nothing in particular. It's simply amazing.
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I will reply to all responders. You will not experience the sheer rudeness of some people on here with me. I'm sick of talking to people who disappear, and I promise you it won't happen with me. Can YOU make the same promise?
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If you think you're ready to explore and begin a journey, and if you think you are a 1%'er who can handle this, you know what to do. As always, your picture gets mine. And PLEASE be ready to meet! I'm not doing this just to hear myself talk.
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One last thing. Check your spam folder too. Lots of non-spam emails end up there, and my reply back to you may be one of them.]]> | <![CDATA[Looking for attractive, articulate, Fit Ebony woman 21-39 to date or LTR. I am a WPM likes dining, music, cars. Sophitication mixed with an ability to reamain a little ghetto I hope thats not offensive as it's not intended that way. Prefer person with no children or possibly one as I like to travel. Financial background, education do not matter as long as there is sophisitication and compatability.]]> | <![CDATA[Seeking intelligence, passionate, adventuresome open minded lady for a very intimate friendship. You can be single or married. I’m a WM, 5'11", 180lb, mustache, medium build. I'm very well educated professional. Perhaps you may be in a situation where hubby either isn’t interested or perhaps do to some condition can’t or will not take care of your sexual appetites that need to be fed. Or perhaps hubby may want to watch, participate and/or photograph.
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I'm open to explore other possibilities and willing to meet at a neutral site to discuss. Whatever your situation, I seek a mature WF who is sensual, passionate and uninhibited as age is not important, probably 45-70 age range (full figured lady fine). I'm in the Towson area but willing to travel a reasonable distance. Write and tell me about yourself, I'm sensitive to your need for discretion. The worst that could happen is we become e-mail friends.
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What is Tantric Massage? The Tantric massage will make you feel as if you are in a trance, where physical boundaries dissolve, time disappears, worries and problems no longer seem important, or are forgotten altogether.
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Why free? I am a professional gentleman in a different field and make enough money, this is more out of passion for massages and also reach out to people who need to relax.
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Where? I come to your location or my location which is close to Arundel Mills area.
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When? This weekend, anytime.
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Is this sexual? Tantric massage can be a bit sensual but its not sexual. There is no sex involved.
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Is this really free? This is absolutely free. No obligations or expectations of any sort.
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What should I bring? Nothing, I provide everything including oils, towels etc
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oh yeah, just bring yourself :) and an open mind
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What do I do now? Respond to this ad telling a bit about you and a pic. I will provide a contact number
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I am also married but want to secretly enjoy the company of another woman in bed every so often.]]> | <![CDATA[I have been divorced for a little over two years now and i've found that what I miss most is sex. I've tried a few relationships, but I just want a playmate for now.]]> | <![CDATA[i am Looking for someo ne around my area possibly. I have been divorced for a year now and found that what I miss most is sex. I have tried a couple of &amp;quot;relationships&amp;quot;, but I think I want a playmate for now. My hair is red. My breasts are size 38D and I am 5'8 tall. I am an eager sex partner. Have done some mild kinky things, i.e bondage, whips, domination. I love it when a man talks nasty to me while we are having sex, and I reciprocate as well. If your interested the drop me a message.]]> | <![CDATA[Bi-W/M looking for like minded males for some fun. Will service w/o reciprocation if desired, but like mutual pleasures. Mostly during the day & can possibly host.]]> | <![CDATA[If you answered yes and you are looking at these ads even though you already have a husband or boyfriend, then you are probably also feeling the need to have some fun on the side. I am a married white male with a strong sex drive, a cock that gets very hard (and again) and the need to have some fun with a woman who is energetic in bed and who will enjoy putting a hard cock to good use. Maybe your husband or boyfriend is a bit boring in bed, or perhaps there are things that either he will not try or that you are reluctant to suggest to him, or maybe you just need some spice.]]> | <![CDATA[Trendy somewhat fem and masculine combined. I am looking for a guy to get to know. I am attractive young 22yrs old work and drive. Very smart and outgoing. I like masculine attractive down to earth interesting guys. ]]> | <![CDATA[milkman seeking his milkmaid.d/d free, clean ,safe. race, age or weight not a factor]]> | <![CDATA[Well here it goes. I have to say. I definitely need a guy who can have fun! I am so tired of meeting guys who don't know how to have fun without drinking. Must we really result to drinking to have fun together? I love to go out and have fun, anything outdoors. The beach. I do enjoy having a drink and hanging out with my friends, just not every night. Sorry for any of those guys who want to hit the bar every night. I do really love putt putt! I don't get the opportunity very often, but always a good challenge for a first date! I am looking for someone who isn't afraid to be up front with what they are looking for. I have very little patience to deal with someone who continues to change their mind constantly about what they want. I have to be honest; I haven't been very impressed with the guys around town. Cant anyone prove that there are still fun guys left cant think of much more? But Im not shy to tell you if I find out more.lol.]]> | <![CDATA[I am not getting the pussy that I need from my wife, so I am looking for a BBW to get together with when I need to get some pussy. ]]> | <![CDATA[Hello Gentlemen!
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I'm relatively new to the area an looking to make a bud and perhaps more. 6' 215# brn/brn 39 yo latino, easy going, masculine and passionate. Enjoy movies, music, and day trips exploring the area. I go out to the clubs occasionally but prefer a night in with good company to a night on the town. Down to earth level headed guy here looking for same. Thanks for reading]]> | <![CDATA[********cell phone trick********
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Don't know about the wish, but i got a text when i got to the bottom . . . coincidence? -- DeAnna
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Supposedly The Phone Will Ring
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Right After You Do This.
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Just read the little stories and
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think of a wish as you scroll all
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I'm 13 years old, and I wished
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I'm Katie and I'm 20 and I've been
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I'm seeking that 1 woman whom I know is out there, who can handle the discretionary requirements of a real affair, not just an NSA booty call or a 1 night stand. If you want honesty, you got it. If you want humor, kindness, compassion, attention, affection, and excellent communication with a really nice 47 yr old Jewish guy who isn't snobby, vane, or too busy to make contact with you on a daily basis, then stop piddling around and email me.
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We can talk every day, we can spend time together, we can snuggle, we can play footsies, and I can wash and comb out your hair, or even paint your toenails. I'm a very tactile person, so a lot of touching is required. You must smell good, as I always do. Your size, race or religion makes no nevermind to me. Just bring your affectionate sensuous nature and your imagination, as well as your great conversational skills, and we will hit it off wonderfully.
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If you are unsure, have trouble dealing with guilt, or may have trouble dealing with being the "other woman", please save us both the headache. But if you're a risk taker and want to finally do something for yourself, instead of always being someone's emotional punching bag, then take a chance and enjoy the ride. I love to read and write erotic stories, so maybe we can share that, too.
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We'll start off slow, and see where it goes. I'm not saying I'm ready to leave her, and you may not be ready to leave him (if there is a "him"), but there is definitely that possibility if you and I fit like gloves.
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Nobody is perfect, and I wouldn't want a perfect woman anyway. It's the faults and blemishes that make us interesting. If you feel like you have to hide your body in the dark for fear of your little imperfections like cellulite and spider veins being seen, then you can let yourself exhale and just be yourself with me. Those things don't matter at all.
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I want to know you, the real you, inside and out. Spend 5 minutes talking with me and you'll see what I mean. When you make that connection with someone, it can often be better than sex. After all, don't you agree that making love is an all day process? Shouldn't it begin in the morning with your words, and continue on throughout the day? Or do we continue to relegate it to 10 minutes in bed before the nightly news?
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So I've come to the conclusion that no normal young, masculine dudes are looking to date anymore. That's why I'm here. I feel kinda dumb looking for this on here, but its just another avenue to try I guess. I'm not looking for sex or for simply a friend, but am looking to make a friend which could eventually become more serious. My requirements are (no exceptions!) that you be 21-35, normal, laidback, a no-drama kinda guy, and preferably white since that's what I'm mainly attracted to. Basically if you read this and think you're my kinda guy, you probably are. If you have any doubts about your masculinity or any of the other requirements, you're probably not.
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About me: I'm a masculine, normal, nice, white guy just looking for something a little more serious in this crazy world. I enjoy sports and goin out and having some beers. Once we talk I can tell you more. Most of all, I consider myself to be a nice guy. If once we exchange pics that either one of us isn't feeling the other person, I'll have the decency to let you know and hope that you would too.
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Well lets see if this works; I have no expectations. If you're on one of those messenger things let me know since thats usually an easier way to talk.
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We are looking to add another cool guy to the mix. This is a chance to try something new and discreetly enjoy the hot nights with us. We are normal good-looking Joes who like sports, the outdoors, and just happen to be super erotically charged. Must be 18 or over. Be sure to include stats and age in your response. Firsttimers ok.You'll need wheels, as we party discreetly away from campus.<br><br>]]> | <![CDATA[I need a friend on the side who understands that I am married and have been exclusively with my wife for ten years, but have a need to get some occasional variety, the kind of variety that I can only get from spending some time under the covers with another woman. ]]> | <![CDATA[Seeking female on the pill for discreet intimate friendship. I am white, 6'2" tall, 200#, d/d free. ]]> | <![CDATA[sure i want that, but lets just talk for a while and see if somethings there. real and seriuos.]]> | <![CDATA[any ladies want to have lunch today in or around glen burnie?????]]> | <![CDATA[<p>I am every social person I love meeting new people. I believe in honesty and actions being louder than words. Im looking for someone who wants to hang out and have a good time also. Don't be shy!</p>]]> | <![CDATA[I am a 50 yr old guy looking for the real deal. What follows is for true romantics with more than one thing on their minds.
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<font color="green">Romantic Fairytale: It's half- past midnight on a snowy December night. Excitedly I run upstairs, taking the steps in 2's, to awaken "that guy" who's sleeping in my bed. "Get dressed and meet me in the truck!" which is a banged up black 1978, , 4 wheel drive, F-150 pickup. (don't own one anymore). Outside, I'm hastily clearing the windshield with the tattered cornhusk broom we bought at old-lady Mazy’s Hardware Store, back when we met 21 years ago.
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Looking up and through the haze, I think I see My Guy staggering through about a foot of the powdery stuff. Yep it’s Him, shaking his head, again, like I'm crazy. (I am!!!)
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And so we drive....and drive, hold hands, and get reeeally close. (hehe) Bing is in the background singing White Christmas on the staticy AM station. (It's better in static, you know.)
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A while later, going round a bend in the windy country road, I spot the flickering pink and blue hues of…a neon sign… “Andy’s Golden Ladle!” Wow, a teeny 24 hour Greek diner nestled in the woods. "Check it out!" I yell, while attempting to maneuver the heap through 2 very large snow mountains into a small clearing.
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There's a very verrrry long pause.... My brow is propped on the steering wheel. Then, slowly, I turn to HIM…look deep into his BEAUTIFUL eyes.. and kiss and hug him oh so passionately, whispering how glad I am that He's in my life.
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We're just sitting there, face to face, looking into one another's eyes, communicating so much… that words cannot say when, suddenly and abruptly, I pull back. "Wait!,” I say, with the finger in the air, preparing to dash out the door. Outside, I sorta gallop around to open His door and ....BE the grand escort. (big smile) He's laughing really hard, shaking his head once more. Hehe.
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And so, we trudge through the snow, rubbing shoulders while making casual chitchat. I open the door of a dark unheated vestibule lit only by small Christmas tree. Inside, I’m scanning the joint, receiving decent vibes from the town folks. “Aha!… Daddaway” I point in a loud whisper. There’s a darkened corner booth with big windows wayyy in the back, the perfect spot for…privacy. : )
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We begin our trek down the narrow aisle chuckling at all the paper Santas and snowmen that fill each and every window, even on the pie case glass... Even the squeaky swinging kitchen door! My Lord, even the restroom doors??
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Now seated and looking upward, there are those big screw-in C-6 lights from the 50's and 60's, haphazardly strung everywhere. (Hey, I'm really into this!) At the little counter there’s about a dozen vintage chrome jukeboxes lined up on the countertop and a small group of jolly truckers who are overheard telling some wild stories. At one point they, even, do a sing-along to….. Johnny Cash's version of Jingle Bells. (Johnny sang Jingle Bells?) LOL!
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Our waitress walks over. “Hello guys, nice to meet’cha. I‘m Phyllis!“ who is a short, saucy 50's gal with big red hair and a raspy voice. Immediately, she has us rolling in laughter with her blunt and sarcastic wit and she doesn’t stop. Soon we compose ourselves enough so I can order TWO Hazelnut coffees and 4 pumpkin muffins. Within seconds, the goods magically appear at the table’s edge and, like a couple of unrefined kids, we're literally reaching over the water glasses-- making a whole lotta hand contact in the process-- to get at the target. He’s playing footsy in return for my trademark smirk and raised eyebrow.
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You know... It feels sooo damned good just being with Him!!! He's amazing!!
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It's 4am. WOW how time flies! So we leave dear Phyllis a very generous tip, zip up the parkas and head out.(Can you believe I actually get to go home with this guy!!!!!) During the drive we're sitting a whole lot closer, even quieter, feelin' ohhh so good.(I wanna get married!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!) ....Perry's singing "There's No Place Like Home...."</font>
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Okay okay, so I'm gooshy. But it's only at certain times, with the right guy. Now let’s be honest: That magical night could NEVER, EVER, have taken place with all of the intimate DETAILS unless the 2 GREAT lovers had FORGED a deep, caring, RESPECTFUL and communicative relationship long beforehand. Unfortunately, I was not so lucky in real life and, consequently :-( lost the uncontrollable drive to take the steps in 2's by the 3rd year of my last relationship(to a very evil man). But this can change!! :)[green]
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**First of all, I am from Northeastern PA. Not so far when seeking the LOVE. ***
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My CLEAN Vitals: I am 50 years, masculine, 5’ 10“, 185 pounds, 35 inch waist, graying hair and balding.
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The man I sleep with EVERYNIGHT is...about 25- 40 yrs old. Body-types from slim to somewhat husky fit me okay. Mannerisms are NOT really a concern, so if He is a little on the effeminate side, it's all good. Perfect faces, butts, abs and chests are also.... NOT a concern. In fact, I must say, physical imperfections can be quite sexy.
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He also has a for-real heart, so he, positively, knows the difference between love and lust--"right and wrong". Deep down, He harbors a BURNING desire to bond, monogamously. :) Other things like wallet size, kind of car one drives (rolling eyes), fashion sense, job title, and social status (give me a God damned break) do NOT amuse or even impress me one bit. Nope, I do NOT care if you have a billion dollars. Really!!
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I'm a factory worker, so I'm NOT a rich guy. (Just being honest) However, qualities such as Sincerity, Loyalty, Passion, Warm-heartedness, Monogamous and Selflessness make me one of the richest men... in the universe .....to SOME guys. Basically, I'm an easygoing guy who appreciates the LITTLE THINGS in life. If I had a guy who wanted to talk my ear off, I'd feel lucky.
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More on men. Most, I’ve observed, are incapable of investing much emotion into a relationship. Their definition of “lover” has less to do with Love and more to do with “What can you do for me?” or “How long will you turn me on?” Some are seeking a replica of some Romeo they read about in a hot romance novel because, they think, he’s the only kind of guy that could make them faithful. LMFAO! In reality, human breath (even Romeo’s) doesn’t smell great in the morning. Facades are temporary and bodies (not souls) age. Therefore, I seek a guy who is more in touch with the realities of life. Physical chemistry is important, but my criteria is not outrageous.
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I am a 42yr old GWM who is masculine, has a muscular build and told I am not bad looking either. Best of all, I have a kind heart!. I love long walks on the beach at sunset (and sunrise), movies, my 2 little dogs, working out at the gym, and spending time alone as a couple and also with family and friends. I require sensitivity in a relationship and a guy who takes my feelings into consideration as I would his. I am turned off by pretense on any level and want a man who is down to earth. I am drawn to "men" who know how to communicate and don't run from differences of opinion. These differences often enhance a relationship and add depth. I am not looking for a clone of myself and you should not be either. I am a work in progress and would like a man who realizes that about himself as well and is open to compromise. Is this asking too much??? If not, contact me, we can exchange pics, emails and go from there! I know you are out there! I BELIEVE! (Age range 30-52) Any Race Welcome!]]> | <![CDATA[Hi,
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We are looking to add another cool guy to the mix. This is a chance to try something new and discreetly enjoy the hot nights with us. We are normal good-looking Joes who like sports, the outdoors, and just happen to be super erotically charged. Must be 18 or over. Be sure to include stats and age in your response. Firsttimers ok. You'll need wheels, as we meet up discreetly away from campus.<br><br>]]> | <![CDATA[I am trying to be completely honest upfront about my current situation and what I am looking for. I am a 34 year old married white male with no intention of ending my marriage. I am not getting my sexual needs satisfied, though, so I am hoping to start an ongoing discreet fuck buddy arrangement with a female in the Baltimore area. Nothing serious, just a situation where we get together on an ongoing basis to have some enjoyable sex with each other.]]> | <![CDATA[This is a story to give you an idea of what I am looking for:
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Susan and Frank have been married for 15 years. Susan is 42 years old and Frank is 54. Each day they go about their usual routines of going to work, doing stuff with the family, taking care of the household chores, etc. By all accounts, they are a typical family. However, Susan and Frank have not had sex for some time. Susan has tried to cope by giving herself pleasure but it is not anywhere near the same as having a hard cock inside of her.
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That all changed one day when she overheard some co-workers talking about personal ads online and decided to satisfy her curiosity by browsing some of the ads. She decided to respond to an ad and that is how she met Joe. After exchanging some emails, Susan agreed to meet Joe at a motel. She was a bit nervous but she was really in need of a man.
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They went into a motel room and Joe closed the door behind them. Joe could tell that she was nervous, so he reached his hand out for hers, slowly led her over towards the bed and they sat down together on it. Joe began slowly kissing Susan and she could feel his hands running across her body. He unbuttoned and removed her blouse and had her lay down on the bed. He continued kissing her as he removed her bra, revealing her breasts, and stopped only briefly to remove his shirt so that he could feel her soft breasts against his chest.
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Joe began sucking on one of her breasts, which caused her to let out a slight moan. Joe knew that it had been a while since she had a man. He kissed his way down her body, removed her pants and then began unbuttoning and taking off his pants as well. He went back to sucking on her breasts and she could feel his hand caressing her thigh and moving towards her panties. He slid his hand down her panties and she heard Joe say "mmmm" when he felt that she was already a bit wet.
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He kissed his way back down her body, removed her panties and began performing oral sex on her. She kept saying "Oh God that feels good" as Joe's tongue was giving her pleasure that she had not felt for some time and he could feel her squirming beneath his tongue. Joe could tell that she was getting close to orgasm, but she didn't come there for just his tongue.
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Joe removed his boxers and revealed his cock that was hard and standing ready for action. He eased open her legs, rubbed his hard cock along her wet slit teasing her and said "tell me what you want." Susan said "Joe, you know what I want," but Joe said "I want to hear you say it." Susan said "f _ _ k me Joe, I want you to f _ _ k me Joe!"
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Happy to oblige, Joe slid his hard cock into Susan's wetness and began stroking his hard cock inside of her, saying "is this what your husband does not give you?" Susan felt like she was in heaven and all that she could muster was to let out a muffled "hmmm,hmmm" followed by "oh Joe, you don't know how good that feels." Joe kept stroking and he soon had a pretty good idea, as Susan's breathing started getting heavy, her moans starting getting more rapid and he felt her squeezing his cock during her orgasm. Joe knew that he would not be able to last much longer and began pumping his hard cock inside of her as she felt his orgasm.
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Afterwards, Joe laid down on the bed beside her while his cock rested. After a bit, Joe told Susan "suck my cock hard again, I am not done with that p_ssy." Susan sucked Joe's cock and quickly felt it getting hard in her mouth.
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. . . . If you are a married female in a sexless marriage and in need of a hard cock, either let me know how you would continue the story or ask me to send you part II of my version. ]]> | <![CDATA[
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My Ideal Person: A MAN (OR TS) WITH VERY LARGE DICK (DDF) Seriously im looking to hook up with an freaky guy. You must be very clean,have a decient build, be free of any stds,and nicely endowed (8 inches +++). I can travel to you. Race, age and looks are not as important as cleaniness or sanity. Im an equal oppurtunity fuck. Im looking for serious guys only.Those with pictures get first priority. So if your ready for real freak hit me up.]]> | <![CDATA[Hello my name is Tony and i am lonely because winter is coming and i am seeking a full figured woman to warm my soul for the holidays. I am a hunky guy with green eyes so please call....four four three - eight eight nine - eight seven four seven ]]> | <![CDATA[Good looking, charming and otherwise respectable guy, in a very playful mood right now and looking around for a playmate. You are cute, conversational, fun loving and a little adventurous...and open to the possibility of making a new friend. I am single and unattached. And yes, of course I have clothes! Pic for pic.
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My date cancelled on me tonight and I'm kind of bored at work right now plus the weather sucks. So how about getting a good comedy or suspense movie and kicking back on a couch with some pizza and drink? I'm great company and easy on the eyes. I'll bring whatever is needed. Let me know so I can make my arrangements at work. ]]> | <![CDATA[u down ]]> | <![CDATA[College-educated, employed, attractive, in-shape African American professional, 5'8", 165lbs, hazel/br, 32w, 40c, average/athletic built, sexually a bottom, with extracurricular interests including but not limited to spectator sports, concerts, plays, dancing, quiet evenings at home, domestic and international travel, museums and weekends in the Big Apple and at the shore - yes even at this time of the year. I am in search of a relationship-seeking top male, any race, who is attractive, clean, healthy, in-shape, and shares at least one of my extracurricular passions. You must like to kiss; I am a great kisser. Please be at least open to or receptive to experiencing African American culture and comfortable socializing with people of different ethnicities as I embrace cultural diversity. Self-assured, shy, articulate, book and street smart, engaging, infectious laugh are all that best describe me. Take a chance, make that connection. I won't bite - HARD!]]> |
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