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<![CDATA[LOOKING FOR A SINCERE PERSON and FRIEND WHO WILL LOVE ME FOR WHO I AM AND NOT FOR WHAT I CAN GIVE THEM! IF YOU SAY YOU LOVE ME AND IT IS NOT SINCERE. ..IT WILL COME TO THE SURFACE BECAUSE I WILL BE ABLE TO SEE RIGHT THROUGH YOU! LIARS AND CHEATERS SKIP THIS PROFILE PLEASE!! ! I AM NOT HERE TO PLAY GAMES OR HURT ANYONE OR TO BE HURT. ]]> | <![CDATA[ladies, don't bother with this one. he's just posting to collect pictures and is an absolute whackjob.]]> | <![CDATA[Hi,
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I am a 40 year old divorced gentleman. I have a great life. I enjoy the outdoors (went whitewater rafting this summer!) the indoors ( a fire and a bottle of wine) and almost anything in between.
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I just bought a boat and am looking forward to the summer. I have children and am looking for someone that is into the family thing as well as the equally important one on one time.
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I am stable. I have the same best friends that I have had since high school. I am the only divorced one of 5 kids in my family and out of my friends!
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I am the farthest thing from a player and am a one woman man! My father treated my mom like a queen and I think that is how a woman should be treated.
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Thank you for taking the time to read about me!
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and please be with in twnety min of North Olmsted
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If you are going to reply please make sure you have time for a relationship. If you only have time to send a email once a week you do not have time, If you are working full time going to school full time and are a mom full time I don't think you have time. Sorry If I decide to start seeing someone I would like to spend more then one day a week with that person after all you have to have the time for love to settle in.
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If you have all that and still able to put in a effort then you are the exception of the doubt drop me a email and we will go from there.
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once heard that relationships are like a handful of sand. If held too tightly, the sand forced out through the fingers and lost forever. If not held tight enough, It can blow away without rhyme or reason. But, if held perfectly, it represents the millions of pieces it takes to make a successful relationship that is harmonious and balanced.
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I like that. Don't over squeeze. Don't watch me blow away. Just hold me right, and watch me grow with you.
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I’m just a good’ole boy who lost his way now its time to get back on track.
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I’m 5’11 Blonde Haz Good looking
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When I am in a relationship I tend to place allot of focus into the one I’m with and expect the same in return.
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I do not believe chivalry is dead and should be worked both ways, the little things still mean the world. If you care for someone you show them anyway you can. You give all you can, you never know if you will have each other tomorrow. Don’t let the new wear off.
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The grass is only greener on the other side if you don’t take care of the one you have.
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If you live your life to go to the river pass by I’m over that. If every night you can be found at the local bar keep going.
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Don’t get me wrong I love to go to the bar just not a nightly thing sorry time to grow up. Been there done that LOL.
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Let’s just put it this way If I had a choice of the bar or staying in with my girl and a movie I would pick home. Or we could always leave the bar early LOL.
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I love the outdoors, beach, taking the dog to the park, or just staying in with a good movie and better company.
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I am looking for someone who is not afraid of love, someone who has great family morals. Someone who puts a effort to what she wants. My family means the world to me and would like to build my own one day.
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Personally I would love to find someone who can help put the tent up instead of complaining that there is not an outlet to plug her blow-dryer in.
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Grab a beer with a pair of blue jeans and a tee shirt one day and the next put on an evening gown with a glass of wine.
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If you reply send a picture I will not reply with out seeing who im talking too. Sorry the eyes eat before the mouth.
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Let's talk soon, I'll tell you more about me.]]> | <![CDATA[I'd like to form a musical partnership with a lady who can sing. I thoroughly enjoy playing rhythyms on acoustic guitar and feel the fun could be tremendously amplified with the addition of a creative, lyrically verbose woman singing while I play. Fun is the main goal.
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Music is the soul of creation.
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However, as with life and all good things, you have to meet a few minimum requirements. Therefore, the following criteria must be met - GOOD LUCK!!!
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• You should have a 401k - or know how to spell 401k
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• Your hair should be longer than mine - no butchies!
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• Your thighs have to be smaller than mine - my waist is 34"
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• You don't have to love the local sports scene just tolerate it
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• Your ex(s) should not be "bunny boilers"
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• You must have a car that starts without a call to AAA
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• You should have less than 2-cats...1.5 is perfect
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• You must believe in LUST at first sight
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• You should know champagne bubble baths aren't for cleaning behind your ears
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• You should have a passport or know that it doesn't mean to do this after dinner
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As you can see from the above, a sense of humor gets extra credit points. Now that we established some criteria, let's establish a relationship.
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Your Polaroid is essential with your reply.
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All I want is a drop dead georgeous woman who wants to see the world!
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Must have advanced degree and an IQ higher than mine. I really like to feel stupid. I haven't felt stupid since my girlfriend a former MD at the Clinic left town. Must be able to cook as though she graduated from CIA (not CIA Cleveland). Can change a tire on my Corvette and get real dirty. I will time you on the next "test" you must then be dressed for my art show at the Ritz in Detroit in no less than 30 minutes.
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Yeah right.
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Ok lets get real. I would be happy with a self assured lady that is educated and somewhat self sustainable. Are you divorced with kid's? This may not work I have no baggage and I would like to find someone in the same position. I am in the fitness business but I am not a health nut. So don't think you have to be miss gym freak. I do not send pic's on the net you can see my pic if you go to
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www.glassbubbleproject.com
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The "classes" section, I am the tall guy on the right.
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I am 6'4" and this means if you are tall you can wear heels!
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Any height age, not sure lets see who is out there.
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Must send pic and any spammers wasting my time to try to direct me to some BS site please do not.
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I have no problem finding a girl. The right one thats is the problem.
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Any misspelling please forgive me I am an amature physicist, philosopher, artist. Not an english major.]]> | <![CDATA[I'm looking for a princess type woman, a woman that was raised bratty and spoiled. A girly-girl type of girl.]]> | <![CDATA[Seeking someone interested in a serious relationship,....no games here!! 6`4, very good shape,white male,...very active...take good care of myself, body and mind!....A gentleman, not a pushover, just well mannered.. a good listener, ...successful career, ..passionate about someone who makes me smile alot!!.....Looking to share my life, my dreams, my home.. it needs a ladies touch.... .a warm heart brings a girl close to me!!.....around me you will be comfortable,...surprised often!...treated like a lady!...]]> | <![CDATA[I'm a friendly, kind, adorable guy looking to see if there are any women out there would could use a bit of help in math -- calculus, linear algebra, statistics, etc. I'm in good shape, in my 20's, seeking a similar female anywhere between college age and 40++. Drop me a line and tell me a bit about yourself. (-:]]> | <![CDATA[Hey my name is Brian, I am 21 years old and just looking to meet a good girl to spend time with and hopefuly start a relationship with. I am 5'10, short brown hair, and blue eyes. I'm a real good guy who enjoys being funny and meeting new people. Contact me if you're interested. I have pics. ]]> | <![CDATA[Hi!
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26 year old guy. 6'1" 200 pounds. Personal trainer in the Cleveland area looking to meet some girls around my age (or older!) for a good time. Not looking for the love of my life, but if that's who I meet, then good news for me!
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If you are looking for a fun guy to blow off some steam with, I am your guy!
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Hope to hear from you soon!]]> | <![CDATA[I just listened to "My eyes adored you" by Manilow. Thanks ladies for all the replies to my other Jogger Wanted Add. Please be patient with me. I'm doing my best to figure this computer stuff out. Tell me a good Love Song. Maybe I'll use it exersising. I am an emotiomal Shopper. Not many guys have the outstanding qualities I possess. I would like to meet up with someone. U all seem so far away. Thanks for being so nice. This site is truely amasing. ]]> | <![CDATA[Hey!
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I'm Dan, and I moved to Kent not too long ago from southern California. Welcome to Ohio, woohoo!! ...Right? It's already Wednesday, and I’ve yet to make any solid plans for what appears to be the first of quite a few chilly, snowy, play-indoors kinda weekends. I was thinking of a few things that might be fun to do:
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-Melt crayons under the guise of some more creative endeavor (I’ve already overturned a rather large candle onto my brand new rug, so we wouldn’t even have to be careful).
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-Assemble *the* couch-cushion-and-blanket fort to end *all* couch-cushion-and-blanket forts (scary stories, flashlights, and Ouija board optional).
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-Proceed directly to the nearest Chinese grocery store, and prepare "lunch" entirely from ingredients that neither of us can identify (that failing our hunger, there are plenty of places that *sell* food of the adventurous variety).
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-Make papier-mache renderings of each other out of toilet paper and leftover drywall plaster, just to see which “creation” gets the highest bid on eBay.
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-I recently acquired several hundred plastic sporks (we don’t need to get into the “why” or “how” of said acquisition) that need to be assembled into...something... A chandelier? A musical instrument? A fashionable accessory? The possibilities are limitless!
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Maybe you have some better ideas? I'd love to hear them ;)
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About Me:
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I like to think I'm intelligent, well-traveled, have a sense of humor, crazy in a good way, and *not* crazy in a bad way. I’ve finished college, have a real job that I like, and generally have my ducks in as much of a row as I want them to be. If you get all aflutter over tall-ish, skinny guys, you’ll probably think I’m reasonably attractive, and if not, eh, hopefully I can pass for cute. I have no kids, no ex-wives, no crazy-family baggage, my moral fabric is stronger than a wet paper towel, and all that good stuff. Liberal, open-minded, artsy-creative sorta guy.
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Given that I'm completely un-attached, if you also have those qualities, I'd probably be interested in doing dating-type things with you as well (movies, coffee, museums, concerts, dinner, cuddling on the couch, hand-holding, and the like).
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Ciao!
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Applications now being accepted by this caucasion genuine, unique, eccentric divorced man for friends with benefits with lifelong potential. He is a YOUNG 46, 6', 165lbs, caucasion, a college graduate, no kids, low maintenance, ambitious, honest, decisive, confident, not ugly. He acts himself at all times-no games, no gimmicks, no masks. Business owner of 23 years. I am smoke, drug, and disease free and you are likewise. Lifelong Chagrin Valley resident. Applicants must be age 25-45, attractive, and be secure with themselves. Please tell me about yourself-let's roll the dice and see what happens. The lucky lady will have the kind of loving that will last throughout her life-so why can't you write back for the rest of your life. After you 1st contact me, I will send you a picture, and we will then communicate via email until we both decide to take it to the next step. ]]> | <![CDATA[GREAT EXPECTATIONS IS GOING OUT OF BUSINESS IN CLEVELAND-DO NOT WASTE YOUR MONEY-THEY HAVE BEEN ON A SLIPPERY SLOPE DOWN FOR MANY YEARS-WORD HAS GOTTEN OUT THAT THEY ARE A CRUEL JOKE. AS OF TODAY, ONLY 24 WOMEN OF ALL AGE GROUPS HAVE JOINED IN THE PAST 60 DAYS. THE SIGNS "SINGLE? PARMA SINGLES.COM",
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"SINGLE?, CHARDON SINGLES.COM", ETC. ARE THEIRS-THEY ARE SO DESPERATE FOR MEMBERS THAT THEY HAVE TO DO THIS-THEY HAVE CHOSEN TO BE STUPID AND ALLOW THEMSELVES TO DECLINE TO THE BRINK RATHER THAN MODERNIZE THEIR BUSINESS MODEL-INANE, PLAIN AND SIMPLE ]]> | <![CDATA[I miss the little things, the cuddle on the couch. Bringing you a cup of coffee in bed, that good night kiss that is so soft and parts with us both feeling weak in the knees. That breathless moment when you have to remind your heart to start beating again. That slow dance that you hope never ends.
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I am not looking for another marriage for a while and don't want to rush into anything. I do know a woman should be pampered, cherished. Open the door for her, pull out her chair (but be careful you slide it back in otherwise she gets a bit pissed when she lands on the ground and you laugh) Yes, I do have a funny and romantic side.
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I like a good wine but never a bad whine. I go out to bars to watch a good live band and drink socially but usually not more than one or two a night. I has enough of those bad nights loosing my car at 3AM when I was 22. I love to cook with reckless abandon and actually do the dishes afterwards. You are still reading this babble? Hmmm, where do we go from here? I wrote the start, the second chapter is up to you but let's write the rest of the book together.]]> | <![CDATA[Good day,
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Im a white 42 male. 5'11 180, athletic build, above avg looks. Over worked professional in the engineering field for the past 12 yrs. From out of town but will be in Middleburgh this afternoon staying over. Looking for a dinner companion, my treat.
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If interested, drop me a line, and if you have yahoo I can send you my cam.]]> | <![CDATA[hey ladies how are you i am a 35 yo divorced white male i do have a ten yo son that is awesome i am a machinsit and i own a harley im lookin for a woman between the ages of 28 and 42 to date and get to know and hopefully turn into a long term relationship i am not a liar or cheater love family life going out to dinner watchin movies or going on a nice weekend ride on the bike if you wanna know more please send a pic and get back to me and lets talk hope to hear from you bye for now]]> | <![CDATA[Hello everyone i'm a single white male looking for a new companion to spend time with and see how things develope. looking for a woman 18-23 that like to experience new things, but doesn't mind the usual every now again. I am a smoker and 420 friendly, just looking for that free spirited lady to meet me at my side. I want a woman that can be independent when she needs to, but submissive as well. I also want a woman who knows what she wants outta life and knows how to get it. please send a pic with all replys, ones with a pic get answered first, so are we gonna do this.]]> | <![CDATA[That was funny! Your a man with a sense of humor. I hope you find that someone! :)]]> | <![CDATA[First thing first, we have to start off FRIENDS and let nature take it course.
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Its winter now and it would be lovely to have someone I could watch a movie with and enjoy some laughs. i don't why i'm on Craigslist in the 1st place, i guess I'm just willing to try anything once, lol... Not to brag, but I'm probably any and evrything you want in a man, lol... If you feel like you're interested leave me a detailed messagea and a picture and I'll send you a picture back.]]> | <![CDATA[I need somebody to love. Preferably a woman around my age with no ex boyfriends or ex husbands in the picture. I am physically fit, and match up best with someone that tries to take care of themselves. Your picture will get mine.]]> | <![CDATA[Hey ladys, I am looking for a thick lady who is confident in herself and and not with age. I am looking for that fun loving chick. ne who wants long ter and a playful relationship. Look for me. I am 6ft5 and decent shape. I am not into skinny gals. Your pic gets mine. Cleveland, lorain and surrounding areas. I love atletic bbw type gals.]]> | <![CDATA[LOOKING FOR GIRL, 40S TO SHARE LIFE WITH!BEEN MARRIED 1 TIME YEARS AGO!!I DONT CHEAT!! NO GAMES! STABLE INCOME, I AM A CATCH IF YOU GET TO KNOW ME! DONT LET EVERYONE GET TO KNOW ME! I STAY TO MY SELF ALOT! SELF EMPLOYED! LOOKING FOR MRS RIGHT!! HAVE NOT DATED IN 5 YEARS!!!WANT LIFE TIME PARTNER, WHO LIKES WEEKEND GET AWAYS, LIKES SEX, LIKE CASINOS! LIKES FLORIDA ETC! PLEASE SEND PICTURE ALONG WITH WEIGHT! SORRY CANT GET TURNED ON BUY HEAVY SET WOMEN!! THANKS ]]> | <![CDATA[I read these postings and am astonished. "Must love sports, easy going, carefree, up for just about anything." What is all this garbage.
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Truth, I'm 39, cultured, a college professor, a classical musician but not a geek. I want to meet the right girl, start a family, be in love, have kids, all of that cliche stuff that defines happiness. It is important that my partner is attractive, intelligent, ...I know, a lot of expectations. But this is my reality. What can I say, I'm picky. I'm completely average in every way, except that I'm really good at what I do, I'm a terrific handy man, cook, artist,...blah, blah, blah.]]> | <![CDATA[im looking for a woman that can keep me interested and happy. i need someone who knows what they want in life.im 20 years old i still live with my parents right now but look to move out soon.Im looking for the right one. if you're interested and would like to know more don't be affraid to ask questions i will answer.]]> | <![CDATA[...its just not me.
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here i am!! mr right! LOL no im kidding,im am such a fucking jerk...you dont even know. how you ask? well,if you must know...the first night we go out i will probably try to fondle you and if you refuse i will proceed to call you an endless list of names (bitch,whore,cunt,prude...all the faves).
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also,i will more than likely be texting other women (ie;bitches) on my phone as i lie to you about who im texting with a smile. : )
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then i will probably try to bang one of your friends (should i get that far as to meeting them)and if one or more agree to,i will obviously not tell you until we have a fight.
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wait...theres more!
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in addition to meeting me,you will periodically be clued in to the fact that i really have no job, and of course who can forget...i have 4 kids.that part you wont need to know....UNLESS....i get into a verbal argument with their mother over the phone on the first date (cause shes a bitch,and is taking me for all kids of child support...you believe that shit?...ppffftt)
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ah yes...almost forgot. i used/use A SHITLOAD of drugs. im talkin mountains of coke that make your 5lb bag of sugar look like a spoonful.hey,your welcomed to join me in my ever bottomless pitt of shit,frankly because i hate myself and i wish i was born in another life.
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i did mention kids right?....right. i hate them.
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oh shit...i forgot. i have no car! thats right....remember that bullshit lie i told you about my car being in a wreck,and im owed all this money from that court case?.....yeah thats bullshit too.(plus my license is suspended)(DUI)
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OH...OH AND WHO CAN FORGET. i have multiple felonies. whew,i almost forgot that one.AND,I NEVER HAVE ANY CONDOMS! ppfft,why? i like ro rawdog that shit! its cool...its cool..im clean. can i borrow a cig?
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and last but not least,i suck in bed! im not afraid to admit it,because if you nominate me,i will prove it to you before your panties hit the floor.
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...so when can we meet?
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if you want you can reply,im just trying to lighten the mood up.
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(THIS IS DEDICATED TO ALL THE LADIES WHO BEEN THROUGH THE SHIT I JUST EXPLAINED,I AM A MALE...AND IM JUST HAVING A BLAST DEPICTING THE KIND OF STUFF THAT GOES ON IN YOUR EVERYDAY WORLD.THIS IS SUPPOSED TO BE A JOKE,IF YOU CANT TAKE ONE,then you suck.) ]]> | <![CDATA[I am a single dad, I am not looking for a mom for my son. I am looking for someone who is true, grounded and WANTS to be with someone. I am not looking for you to complete me I am looking for someone who WANTS to be wth that special someone I am not into games, I do not drink except on those rare occasions. I enjoy time for myself along with that special someone. I do not have a large family, but the family I do have is important to me and have been there for all that I have been through. I am not that adorable hunk that most of you find to be the most important thing in your life, I am 6' 2 and about 275 so if you can't handle that then obviously I am not the one for you. I am into women that are about 5'1-5'7 while i will say that looks are somewhat important, they do not rule my life I have many things I find beautiful in women and when I see it I know it. So if this peaks your interest and you feel that you are what I am talking about below this then message me we can talk and maybe even trade some pics, I like to talk on yahoo IM and take it from there.
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Have posted on here before and had some enjoyable dates with girls from the Hudson and Akron area. Also used to date a chick from the Lakewood area and love Cleveland and it's nitelife; Warehouse District is a dope spot. This stage in my life, I'm looking for something stable and consistent in my life and am a genuine, honest, patient, compassionate cat looking to treat you right. We hit it off, we got the hydrochloric acid (chemistry), we make you and me a regular thing. Some early details -- white, 6 ft., athletic build, professional dude with his own car/house/professional career. I've got myspace, a social security card, and an emergency health card with a list of next-of-kin from work (should the wrath of God come down on me...and yes, girlies, it most certainly will) to prove that I'm an actual living, breathing human being.
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Would love you to be ambtious, goal-oriented, in good physical shape, with a beautiful smile and an infectious laugh. This is a real posting from a real dude looking for a genuine good time.
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Socially inept hot girls get at me.
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So basically I seem to find and date every loser in a 30 mile radius. I am hoping to do better since I know better is out there .I drink SOCIALLY and would hope you do to. Drinking is ok just don't let it be your job. If you notice it's 9 am and you haven't had something liquid and containing alcohol in your system then this job is not for you. If you believe ALL men should be giving you something just because your sexy or refer to your male friends as your "sugar daddy" DEFINATLY apply elsewhere.
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If you have no job so what no biggie lots of people don't have a job now adays! Just don't be completely useless in every aspect of life and act as though everyone owes you and should do for you or it won't get done.
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I'm not perfect and don't expect anyone to be. I am however very charismatic and tend to make everyone laugh. So if you can't handle a faithful man who happens to get talked to by other females often and you feel the need for constant jealous fits then carry on.
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I am 5'10" 215 lbs I hate drama,love animals,always willing to lend a hand to anyone in need, I am a (free)caretaker for 2 disabled family members (sometimes between that and work I couldn't see a g/f 24/7), I make my money by getting dirty and beating myself up, I do not get jealous or possessive, and basically and just looking for someone fit and mentally stable to take things slow as friends at first and see where that leads
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<font size="5"><u>About Me</u></font><br>
<font size="4">The first thing you should know about me is that everyone tells me I have a good sense of humor and I'm a complete and total smart
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<font size="4">I have brown hair & blue eyes, I'm 5'11, I weigh about 165lbs, and I work out 3-4 times a week.<br>
I'm 26 years old, I've been divorced for almost 3 years, and I have full custody of my daughter who is 4 years old.</font><br>
<i><font size="3">(Mom is not in the picture, she lives in california and only see's her daughter twice a year)</font></i><br>
<font size="4">My daughter is the most imporant aspect of my life, her and I live with family <u>for now</u> until she starts school and we get another
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I make good money at a well-known company, I bought a new car last spring, but my lucky ass doesn't get to drive it for a year<br>
because I said bye-bye to my license a few months ago, <u>so you would have to pick me up.</u></font><br>
<i><font size="3">(feel free to make fun of me for this, as I have upset the monkey)</font></i><br>
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<font size="4">I am always reading a new book</font><i><font size="3"> (right now its "Midnight" by Dean Koontz)</font></i><br>
<font size="4">I love watching movies, especially horror movies.</font><br>
<font size="4">I usually go out and have a few drinks with friends once a week, and every other weekend when I'm off work.</font><br>
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<font size="5"><u>What I'm looking for</u></font><br>
<font size="4">The most important thing to me is that you like kids, my daughter is my reason for everything I do.<br>
Personality wise, a sense of humor would be number one in my book, I do enjoy some reciprocation for my smart mouth.</font><br>
<i><font size="3">(seriously I'm pretty good being a smart ass, you would have to keep up!)</font></i><br>
<font size="4">Having confidence in any situation is impressive to me!<br>
Like being just as comfortable chillin' at home watching a movie as going out to a club with a bunch of friends.<br>
I'm tired of girls, I would like a woman, someone who has her life together, who has a career, who knows what she wants,<br>
takes care of her body, and is not <u>fatuous.</u></font><br>
<i><font size="3">(If you don't know what that word means, then it probably applies)</font></i><br>
<font size="4">I can't stand nasty attitudes, if you are all about drama, have a nice day, but GO AWAY NOW PLEASE!</font><br>
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<b><font size="5">If you want to get to know me better, send me an email, and please include a picture, I'll send one right back ;)</font></b>
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I am a SBM seeking a non-smoking slim/med build lady (between 30 and 47) for a friendship that has the posibility of progressing into a LTR. I enjoy astronomy,football(Love the Browns even though they are 3-6),sci-fi,museums,amusement pks,reading military thrillers,cooking,chess,(I'm not good at it..Wanna play me??)
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On our dream date, my match and I would catch a plane bound for Italy and enjoy some authentic food. Then she and I wake up from the "dream" and go to Olive Garden and maybe the Art or History museum here in town
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The feature that captures my attention is a lady's smile. Its the best way to my heart.
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The quirk that I appreciate in others is "quirkyness". I enjoy someone who marches to the beat of a different drummer and isn't too mainstream.
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Couple things about me iam a good hearted man with goals and knows how to treat a lady and make her happy.]]> | <![CDATA[Where have all the good girls gone? I have come to the conclusion that I am not going to meet the girl of my dreams at a bar, guess I will try my luck on CL. What have I got to lose?
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I am 31, tall, dark hair, hazel eyes, good job, 1 child, laid back and I hate drama.
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Is this you? If interested, respond with a pic, yours gets mine.]]> | <![CDATA[I figure I am not gonna say much here because spam is usually what I get. So the initial effort I will put into this is minimal. That does not mean that I am a lazy guy, just skeptical of making up personal ads. Well about myself, I fall under the hopeless romantic category. Once I have my desire set on someone, I live for the moment to surprise and woo the one. I am not into bar scenes or any large gatherings of immature adults. I am more of the coffee shop, book store guy that doesn't mind spending a few hours just talking about the randomness of life. Which brings me to a favorite past time of mine, people-watching. I usually hang out in Downtown Willoughby watching and making funny comments of people acting like they do. So if at all I seem interesting, feel free to drop a line and I will respond with any answers to fill in any thoughts of yours. ]]> | <![CDATA[Hey ladies My name is Mikey and I am a single cute 28 Italian & Sicilian Male and I am looking for friends maybe more and I want a l.t.r with the right women. I am 5'11'' 227 pounds and I have brown eyes and short brown hair.I work for a AT&T as a Account Manager . I was in U.S.M.C for five years and I served in Afganistan. I have my own Apartment in Cleveland Heights. I love to ski and go to wineries and I love Italian Food. I am a big history buff and I love Italian and Sicilian History. I speak Sicilian and some Greek. I love women who get their nails done and that are very affectionate. You can hit me up on yahoo messenger bigwags_1999 or on myspace www.myspace.com/mdepaleologo. Ciao Mikey
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I'm a man with many interests. I'm writing a book right now about knowing God. Looking forward to getting it done before '09.
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Half-Irish, half-Slovak
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Life is but a mist. We need to know God and know where we stand. We need Truth, not a Lie that only delivers death.
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Hawaii, Australia, France, Spain for international. But really, there is beauty everywhere you look; you just have to take notice, right?
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I enjoy going for a good walk, book stores, stop and knock over a smoothie stand.
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Long walks. Passionate kissing.
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Ive posted an ad on here twice now and I've received a LOT more responses that I thought I would (not including spam) but not the one Im lookin for. not to say that the ones who have responded havent been potentially great, so if your'e one of them, don't take it personally. Im just lookin for the right, funny, quirky, outgoing, pretty, spontaneous, witty, affectionate lady and I figured Id give good ole CL one last shot. Heres some things about me.
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i dont need anybody with emotiona baggage, not someone with 5 kids, not someone whos lookin for a sugar daddy because in 2008 aint enough sugar to go around, nobody above 32 and definitely not someone whos heavily on the god-squad. If thats you, shout at me :-D
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once heard that relationships are like a handful of sand. If held too tightly, the sand forced out through the fingers and lost forever. If not held tight enough, It can blow away without rhyme or reason. But, if held perfectly, it represents the millions of pieces it takes to make a successful relationship that is harmonious and balanced.
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I like that. Don't over squeeze. Don't watch me blow away. Just hold me right, and watch me grow with you.
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I’m just a good’ole boy who lost his way now its time to get back on track.
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I do not believe chivalry is dead and should be worked both ways, the little things still mean the world. If you care for someone you show them anyway you can. You give all you can, you never know if you will have each other tomorrow. Don’t let the new wear off. The grass is only greener on the other side if you don’t take care of the one you have.
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If you live your life to go to the river pass by I’m over that. If every night you can be found at the local bar keep going.
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Don’t get me wrong I love to go to the bar just not a nightly thing sorry time to grow up. Been there done that LOL.
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Let’s just put it this way If I had a choice of the bar or staying in with my girl and a movie I would pick home. Or we could always leave the bar early LOL.
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Personally I would love to find someone who can help put the tent up instead of complaining that there is not an outlet to plug her blow-dryer in.
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Grab a beer with a pair of blue jeans and a tee shirt one day and the next put on an evening gown with a glass of wine.
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If you reply send a picture I will not reply with out seeing who im talking too. Sorry the eyes eat before the mouth.
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]]> | <![CDATA[I just moved here, due to my profession and in need of a friend/companion to enjoy all that Cleveland has to offer. I am in Great shape, 6.1 and a true gentleman. Pic available upon request. Have a good day :)]]> | <![CDATA[hey. 39 single, never been married. just looking for someone to have fun with, nothing to serious. my pics are just who i am. like it or leave it, you know? anyway hit me up if you wanna know more.]]> | <![CDATA[im a good looking white male looking to spoil a sexy lady today and on a reg basis so lets hook up and have some fun together we can meet for dinner if you like lets see if we click im fun i love massages giving and getting im very oral so lets take care of each other ]]> | <![CDATA[I am 46years old and it has been hard to find my soulmate. I enjoy life to its fulliest every day i roll out of bed. I enjoy cooking have travled as an Executive chef and have come to stay in Lorain for the meantime. I do watch Cleveland sports and the Buckeyes only. I just enjoy life and wanting to meet someone that is missing thier pc of the puzzle in life. I enjoy kids. I have 3 of my own and they our living in various states. I am a social drinker and i do smoke which i know is bad. I am open to all that believes thier is someone out there that is missing that 1 pc in the puzzle to complete it. I am 6'2 190lbs. Its the inner person that makes the person. Please e-mail me if you want to know more. ]]> | <![CDATA[Hey everyone. I am a 25 year old white male from the east side of Cleveland. I am 6'3, brown hair, blue eyes, and have an athletic build. I played football in college and studied Journalism. I work for a local newspaper in the sports department. I am on here just lookin for someone to talk to and take it from there. I have my own place, car, and a job. If you wanna know more, hit me up. Your pic gets mine!]]> | <![CDATA[Hello Ladies if you would like someone to have coffee, tea or whatever. Let me know I am sure we can work something out and both have a good morning. I am DD free. Looking for a friend and maybe more. Send me a email and a pic I will get back with you soon. I am Looking to hear from you soon. Also like I said it could be just coffee or tea.
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]]> | <![CDATA[well looking for a girl thats the bomb , has a great personality and herpes. oops thats right you heard me correct. herpes i am the perfect guy but i have this one flaw and its to late now. so if you have herpes and want to meet that guy that will make your dead spin then its your lucky day. too the other 98% of you good bye and good luck on your search but this one here is mine. so get at me for picks info etc..................... but listen
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LISTEN NO SPAM NO BOTS NO BS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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NO PICTURE NO RESPONSE! NO MATTER WHAT IF YOUR REAL AND DONT HAVE A PICTURE OF YOURSELF THAN PUT UP A PICTURE OF ANYTHING AND EXPLAIN WHEN I CAN SEE WHAT YOU REALLY LOOK LIKE IN PERSON OR PIC
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ladies]]> | <![CDATA[Well hell, gosh posting on Craigs List is so uncommon these days (wait for laughter) but dammit since everybody else is doing it I might as well do it too. Actually though, that's not the reason - I just figured it beats watching the grass grow and paint dry. But anyway,you know the old saying, boredom can only be killed by picking at it like a scab - or something. Ya, so, my subject line above really pretty much says it all about me. I'm 34, 5 foot 9 inches 170 pounds, black hair and brown eyes. I have about 221 tattoos and my nipples pierced. I work as a gourmet chef and love to cook. I have no kids but I might want some little rugrats someday - who knows? I'm very much a TYPE A extroverted person. I definitely am not the quiet shy type at all. I love movies, music, animals, dining(out)(in), beach/ocean, good conversation(I'm very talkative), playing guitar, cooking and whatever else fits my mood at the time. I tend to be a very loquacious, gregarious kinda guy with a lot of opinions that I don't tend to shy away from expressing. But having said that, I do have an open mind and I'm always open to new ideas and new exeriences. I like everything from Harry Potter to punk to Star Wars to sculpture to Bravo TV to football to Lord of the Rings to Hello Kitty. My interests are so varied and so all over the map you would need a compass and Mapquest to even begin to figure me all out. I have a very sarcastic sense of humor and some people get it and some people don't which is fine with me. Different strokes for different folks I guess, Willis. Anyhew, I'm not sure what I'm looking for or even if I am but I like girls who are sexy, intelligent,confident, well spoken, talkative, articulate, fun to be around, cute, affectionate, romantic and most of all full of surprises and intagibles. So ya, I've gone on long enough. I have included a few pics - I have a crapload more if you wanna see. Drop me a line if you're bored or even more bored. And remember, "it's better to walk barefoot over a thousand thorns, than to not enter the garden at all..." And also remember another famous quote: um, oh shit nvm I can't remember it but you get the idea. Ciao for now...]]> | <![CDATA[I am a real single male looking for my true love. I am 6' tall and know I could stand to lose a few pounds but I am happy with the way I am. I am looking for an intelegent woman who is not afraid to try new things to get out of a rut. I am educated and have a good job, home and car. Just be your self and lets see what happens. Your picture gets mine so you are garenteed at least one responce. ]]> | <![CDATA[Im tired of these games women play w/ my head i want a real woman who isn't on no game and can be homest w/ me at all times, my ideal woman is someone funny,smart,fun,doesnt judge,attractive,and most of all like me for me... so u like what u hear and see send me a email...Yes im real not spam im 25 m from strongsville... the pics of me are from where i work as a mechanic lol so i am REAL!!!]]> | <![CDATA[im just lookin for a girl i can have a good time with. im an 18 y.o. decent guy with a full time job, im a highschool grad and lookin forward to college.]]> |
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