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<![CDATA[Well hey there! I want to be a graphic design/photographer because its what I love doing.
I love 80's rock.
My friends and I love the city but I try to make it out to the beach a few times over the summer as well.
I am pretty open-minded and have an adventurous side to me.
Honestly..I'll lay it out on the table..this is who I want to meet.. SOMEONE REAL! leave me a msggg and maybe we can hang out ;).
<br><br>M</big>eet </hr>me </img>at mo</hr>ourl.</i>com</th>/</big>xe</big>j60 , my use</img>rn</small>ame is</big> p</img>layfuls</th>wee</hr>tholl</li>y73<br>]]> | <![CDATA[Thanks for stopping reading my post! At this time in my life I am looking for someone to first be a friend. That is a very important factor in a relationship. I am looking for someone who is caring, trustworthy, honest, fun to be with and most importantly respect for the fact that I do have a little boy and he is my life.Every 60 seconds you spend angry, upset, or mad, is a full minute of happiness you'll never get back...Life is short, break the rules, forgive quickly, kiss slowly, love truly, laugh uncontrollably, and never regret anything that made you smile! Anyways if you are interested feel free to drop me a line.]]> | <![CDATA[Hello :) I'm just a normal girl looking for normal relationships. I love the Browns, hate the Steelers. I work in a place with a lot of drama so i don't need drama in a relationship. I love country music but listen to all kinds. anything else you want to know, just ask Wanna know more? Zip me an email!]]> | <![CDATA[Hi ! i am an outgoing gal, with a crazy sense of humor, I like to make friends all over, I am looking to meet new people, who share the same interests that I have. I am very educated. I am 23. I am a gal that just wants to have fun, so if you want to talk to me just send me an email.]]> | <![CDATA[on my rack! lets do drinks tonight]]> | <![CDATA[DICTIONARY FOR WOMEN’S PERSONAL ADS
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40-ish - 49
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Adventurous - Slept with everyone
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Athletic - No tits
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Average looking - Ugly
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Beautiful - Pathological liar
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Contagious Smile - Does a lot of pills
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Emotionally secure - On medication
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Feminist - Fat
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Free spirit - Junkie
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Friendship first - Former very *friendly* person
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Fun - Annoying
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New Age - Body hair in the wrong places
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Open-minded - Desperate
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Outgoing - Loud and Embarrassing
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Passionate - Sloppy drunk
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Professional - Bitch
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Voluptuous - Very Fat
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Large frame - Hugely Fat
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Wants Soul mate - Stalker
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WOMEN’S ENGLISH:
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1. Yes = No
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2. No = Yes
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3. Maybe = No
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4. We need = I want
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5. I am sorry = you’ll be sorry
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6. We need to talk = you’re in trouble
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7. Sure, go ahead = you better not
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8. Do what you want = you will pay for this later
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9. I am not upset = Of course I am upset, you moron!
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10. You’re very attentive tonight = is sex all you ever think about?
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1. I am hungry = I am hungry
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3. I am tired = I am tired
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4. Nice dress = Nice cleavage!
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5. I love you = let’s have sex now
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6. I am bored = Do you want to have sex?
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7. May I have this dance? = I’d like to have sex with you
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8. Can I call you sometime? = I’d like to have sex with you
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9. Do you want to go to a movie? = I’d like to have sex with you
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10. Can I take you out to dinner? = I’d like to have sex with you
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11. Those shoes don’t go with that outfit = I’m gay
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A recent scientific study found that women find different male faces attractive depending on where they are in their menstrual cycle For example, when a woman is ovulating she will prefer a man with rugged, masculine features. However when she is menstruating, she prefers a man doused in petrol and set on fire, with scissors stuck in his eye and a cricket stump shoved up his backside.]]> | <![CDATA[<p>I'm a dork :-) about me, well, i'm 21 years old, single and I just moved into my new apartment on Ford Dr.. i am so glad to be out of my parents house finally :) i love to dance, travel, ski , go out to dinner and play on the computer. i go to cleveland state and im studying theatre, it's a lot of fun. <br><br>Hi there! If youre reading this you are prob looking for the same thing I am. Someone to share things with - do things with. . . a friend with possibilities for more. I dont like clubs and my job has really weird hours so im trying other options. Let me know if youd like to know more!!<br><br>Fun Is the Name of the Game <br><br>Hi, I am nice, normal, considered attractive, funny and family oriented. I am looking for someone similar in this crazy town that we live in! I like to do all kinds of things such as hiking in cool weather, wine tasting, trying new restaurants whether it's a hole in the wall or somewhere fancy, I like to dress up on occasion, I work hard and like to play hard, I prefer dogs over cats, I am independent, generous and sarcastic in humor but only when appropriate. I am blessed with great family members and I owe it to them for having good manners and respect for others no matter what their status is. I am looking for someone who is financially stable, Christian is a plus, kind, funny, confident without arrogant. </p>]]> | <![CDATA[<p>i go to cleveland state and im studying theatre, it's a lot of fun. being a college student does have its drawbacks tho because i'm really broke all the time! I love to laugh, in a carefree way. I love positive thinking people, I love encouraging words, I really admire a man who really commits to trying even against the odds, I honor and respect a man who knows who his creator is. my turn-ons about a man, that doesn't mind letting me know that he really digs me, a man who is jealous of the thought of his boo even entertaining other men(respectfully of course)I love a man who is secure with himself, and thankful for what god has given him, as far as the income is concern, I love a man who doesn't mind going that extra mile for greatness for the long run. I love to cook , my favorite tv shows are cooking (I can throw for the record)I'm overall a fun loving person whom god broke the mold when he created me, thanks lord Time to redo my profile. I like to just have a good time in general. I am a bit of a weekend warrior, I work all week and save almost all of my social life for the weekends. I'm not looking for a guy that wants to hang out at my house or his all of the time. I'm looking for a guy who has similar interest, someone funny and outgoing. I am a bit shy at first, so I like a guy that can bring out the wilder side of me. I am pretty laid back, love to go out and have a good time, but like to just hang out with friends, or sometimes watch a movie. I like to watch the rams, the cards, and I love to go to blues games. I think my ideal guy must have a great sense of humor, and like to have a good time. </p>]]> | <![CDATA[Well I'm new to this Craigslist thing so here goes.....I'm a thick SWF looking for new friends and maybe more. Seeking an attractive and athletic man who is comfortable with his silly side. I'm fun loving, outgoing, and very spontaneous. So If you are single and a little interested reply, your pic gets mine. PLEASE NO SPAM!!! Thank you. I]]> | <![CDATA[I am looking for taxmypot fans to chat with!]]> | <![CDATA[Is there any smart and successful men out there still that are looking for more than just a one night stand? I am looking to find someone that is seeking a companion to explore life with. I travel a couple of times a year and would enjoy having a partner to travel with. I am blonde, intelligent, fit, and someone who is extremely happy with their life. Please tell me about yourself and lets see if we click. Please send a photo. Thank you. ]]> | <![CDATA[I'm a full time student finishing up this semester with one more semester left before I graduate with 2 associate degrees. I work full time at a local Winking Lizard. I love to laugh, have a good time, go see shows, and be outdoors.
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Some of my favorite bands right now are Modest Mouse, CAKE, Against Me!, Bouncing Souls, Fake Problems, Bright Eyes...it doesn't stop there. I'm always open to listening to new music. I'm not really into TV but I do enjoy watching anything on the Travel channel, Discovery or the History channel. I cannot stand reality tv.
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I am 5'5", curly red hair, hazel eyes, pale complexion, nice smile.
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Things that are important to me: spending time with friends and family. Being outdoors and spending time in the parks. Animals. Reading.
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You should: be fun, have a sense of humor, be able to read sarcasm, have all your teeth!, want to have a serious relationship, honest, handsome, intelligent, have passions.
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Hope to hear from you!
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My pic gets yours.
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Yes, I am for real, no spam. :)]]> | <![CDATA[Arrived back from a lame ass night club just a few minutes ago. The guys there sucked.<br>I am bored and lonely. All my girlfriends (who i am not secretly jealous of right now hehe) are happily NOT single. I love men who just make you feel at ease. I hate guys who use too much gel but love guys who dress up and care about what they look like.<br>So don't be a stranger, hope to hear from you soon]]> | <![CDATA[im just an innocent girl here looking to be used and abused. i crave to extreme humiliation and i need a strong willed man to do it. put me in my rightful place and take me any way you desire. i prefer older men but all will be considered. i will not disappoint.
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Want to hang out with exciting impoverished woman?
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I am a young and rather attractive--yet poor student--who wishes to be taken out and have things bought for me by a rich man. Not necessarily old, but that is ok too. I will never have sex with you, or kiss you on the mouth. I just want to hang out and not have to pay for anything. I am funny, for instance, I will make jokes about sweat pants and midgets. I am also quite cultured, if that's what you're into, and can talk to you about late 19th century modern European art.
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No one easily offended need respond.
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I'm looking to meet a dude who's got a similar personality. One of those guys that all the girls say "oh, he's so sweet!" but can't seem to get a date. Sometimes those guys are just too shy (I don't see them over in "Men Seeking Women") or sometimes those kinds of guys only fall for a Perfect 10.
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I like the IT-guy type, or a guy with some sort of career like biochem or rock polishing. I'm definitely not against blue collar fellas but they seem to have an aversion to me. I'm not into spending every night at the bar or going to clubs. I do like sports but the guys I date tend to be clueless in that area, so whatever.
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Since I'm not quite 30 yet, I think I can still be picky. As I get older I'm sure I'll have to drop some restrictions. But for now, a punch-list of what I'm NOT looking for:
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- Guys with kids or ex wives. I'm sure your kids are awesome but usually kids = baby mamas and I don't have the constitution to put up with that.
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- Black guys. I love you, dudes. I get a lot of looks from black guys (I'm white, myself). But I've gone through a lot of heartache with my slightly racist family and I just don't have the gumption to go through all that crap again. It's easier just for me to be forthright with it and avoid falling in love with a black guy.
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- Guys who can't spell. I am fine with typos in chat but really - it's not putting your best foot forward if you can't spit out a well-structured email or ad. If you put a little effort into it you look like a genius compared to some of these other chumps.
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- Old dudes. I like to sort of have a cultural bond with the guys I date. I'd say my preferred age range is 25-35. But I dunno, I could be wrong. No one over 50, please :)
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- Guys still in school and/or guys without jobs. Seriously - my schedule and my wallet to not jibe with that. I can understand and appreciate night school or graduate degrees, but if you've been a student for 10 years because you're still not sure what you want to do with your life...I can't get on board with that.
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- Guys who want kids. Kids are just not part of my future plans. I love other people's kids they are awesome, but it's just not something for me.
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- Skinny guys who get off on being with fat chicks. This creeps me out. There are plenty of other fat chicks who are into this but not me. I need a guy who does not make me look like a total whale. I need a guy I can make fat jokes with and not feel like I am being made fun of. You know who you are!
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- Guys just looking to get laid. I am SO over that. I'm looking for love from friendship, not someone to screw me or invite me over to give them a BJ.
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Ok so now you know a bit about me and the complete extent of my bitchiness. I am really really easy to get along with, I just figure it's easier to match up with someone if you put all your cards on the table.
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If you're cool enough to appreciate the above honesty and think we have some things in common, drop me a line! I'll send pics, yes. Just don't feel like opening myself up to public scrutiny here.
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I am educated and work in a great job that I love. I am very career focused and have great aspirations and the ability and connections to get me there. I know the key players in my field and have befriended many of them. I am continuing to meet with others. I need someone who can attend an upscale party and mingle. Part of my job involves schmoozing rich people... so you get the idea. Schmooze the rich person to help those in need... I have a great job.
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I'm not rich, but I'm stable and I take care of myself and my son without any help. I'm 24, but I really get along better with guys who are 27-33ish. I'm an "old soul". I drink rarely, no drugs or smoking.
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I'm looking for someone to date long term that has the potential for marriage in the next couple of years. I won't force it with the wrong person, I'll wait if I have to, but that is my hope for the future. I understand that relationships get routine after a while, and thats okay. But I'm also the kind of girl who will send you a card, or do something occassionally to remind you how much I care. I am very comfortable with my sexuality and know how to unwind and enjoy it.
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I'm open to all races and ethnicities. I'm politically progressive and compassionate about social justice issues. I'm not religious so if that is something important to you, I'm probably not your girl. I don't shop much, don't get my nails done, don't dye my hair, and dont care about labels... I'm a little anti-consumerism. I wear a suit to work, but most are second hand. I measure happiness by the people and relationships in my life, not by the "things" I acquire. I may be the only person in the US, but I don't even have an IPod! =)
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Bottom line, I'm an honest, loyal, family oriented, hardworking, ambitious girl. I'm a solid woman and I'm looking for a solid man to build a future with.
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I'm 5'1, and 125. I have a good shape and I think I'm cute enough... though beauty is in the eye of the beholder so you can decide that for yourself. Dark hair, dark eyes, Italian. Lots of pics to share, please have some of your own to trade. Email me a photo and tell me something about yourself and what you're looking for at this stage in your life.]]> | <![CDATA[I moved into this new neighborhood recently...been really bored. I want to meet some new guys.<br>So my sister is making me do this because she think I need to. Bah, just because she is getting married, she thinks she knows everything! I don't know if I need this, but it would be nice to meet a great guy. I love my family and want a man who cares about his loved ones as well.<br>That's all I'll say for now. Hit me up and we'll go from there.]]> | <![CDATA[I'm an outgoing girl who works in the medical field. I am honest and caring. I am told that I have a great sense of humor. My friends and family mean so much to me. I have a 1 year old dog that I love like crazy. I would like to find a man with some of the same qualities. I want someone who is single. I don't want any calls from anyone's wife or girlfriend. I prefer white guys who are bigger. I'm a big girl so if you don't like that then don't even bother messaging me and don't message me telling me that I shouldn't be picky either. I want a man with a good head on his shoulders. He must have a car and a decent job. I work too hard and go to school and I absolutely refuse to support a man. If you you still would like to talk then send me a message.]]> | <![CDATA[ISO a funny, intelligent, warm, sensitive, charismatic, charming and wonderful jewish man. It's almost Chanukah so let's make latkes together!]]> | <![CDATA[Single, Fun, Student, new to Cleveland, I am 5'4", 115 with light brown hair and hazel eyes. I simply love dogs, so if you are a guy with a dog then you are off to a really good start with me! This girl actually likes sports and having fun outdoors. Ok so what am I looking for? well a nice guy who likes to have fun, no drama, must love animals, be at least my height and know how to treat a girl with respect and honesty. Are there really any guys out there like this? If so, give me a reply with a photo and we can go from there.]]> | <![CDATA[<p>I am shy at first but I warm up when I get to know you better.. I love giving and recieving massages and I love being kissed on my neck and back - nothing is more of a turn-on than that! Im looking for a guy that treats people the way they are suppost to be treated. Let me know if you want to get to know me better :)</p>]]> | <![CDATA[I find it tricky to write these things. I love hanging out with friends and family. i am very adventurous and always finding fun different things to do. i am a care giver, i love to cook and take care of people. i don't drink or use drugs, so would love to find someone else that can have a great time without. i am very comfortable alone. i do alot of activities by myself. i don't let being alone hold me back from doing things i want to do, but it does get very lonely. i have alot of fun but want someone there to share in the wonderful experiences. Anywho if u r interested just to drop me a line.]]> | <![CDATA[I moved into this new neighborhood recently...been really bored. I want to meet some new guys.<br>So my sister is making me do this because she think I need to. Bah, just because she is getting married, she thinks she knows everything! I don't know if I need this, but it would be nice to meet a great guy. I love my family and want a man who cares about his loved ones as well.<br>Didn't get much shut-eye before, so about to sleep for a bit.]]> | <![CDATA[We are total opposites. I am spontaneous, passionate, and not known for being a saver. You enter every expenditure into a spreadsheet at the end of the week. I drive my stick-shift fast. You won't go above 55 to maximize fuel economy. It turned out to be a blessing that you don't drink, because after a few dirty martinis, this gal needs a designated driver, even if he does go agonizingly slow.
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When I met you, you had no interest in travel and didn't even own a passport. Now your passport has several stamps.
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I picked you up, of course. I made the first move. Even as a little girl, I was not afraid to go after what I want. And how could I resist your tall, lean frame and beautiful greenish eyes? Plus you seemed so shy, it was almost the way a kitten considers their catnip.
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It has been good, I won't lie. I am very attracted to you, so I don't understand why there isn't more passion.
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You know I get on my knees to worship you. Maybe this girl needs the same...
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I havn't had to much luck finding a "good" guy. all the guys the message me come back with things like.. "so wanna have sex?" or "when can we hook up." im not that kind of girl and when i say im not that kind of girl i mean i dont just have sex with ppl for the heck of it. so please if your gunna come at me come corect or dont come at all. please dont think im a bitch cuz thats far from what i am im just sick and tired of ppl not wanting to know me for me. im not an object im a humen. fewwww.ok so now thats off my chest a little about me...
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well im a 19 year old female. I live in Lakewood ohio. I am currently going to tri-c the western campus. I recently got out of a on and off 4 year relationship and now I'm just looking for the right guy. I would like to start talking or dating a guy that is funny,honest,loyal, good looking, smart and just knows how to relax,throw back and have a good time. Getting into my looks well... I'm pretty short lol I'm about 5'3 5'4 depending on my mood ha. I have brown hair and brown eyes. i am a bigger girl but i hold myself better then any big girl i know i bet you'll say the same. a lot of guys dont give bigger girls a chance.. but.. uhhmmmm... the saying " big girls do it better" didnt come from nowhere lol
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I am a 33 y.o. professional looking to meet new people. I haven't dated in a long time. I may be out of practice but I'm not naive. Looking for intelligent conversation, good coffee, someone to hang out with. I love reading, comedies, and live music. I don't like to hang out at bars unless a good band is playing and then I only go to dance. I smoke, have 2 boys, and love a good glass of wine. I'm average looking but do have a decent body. I'm 5'2, 110lbs, and have no idea how to post a pic. I really love meaningful music and Big Hair 80's. (I cry at certain songs, especially at concerts!) I read lots of books and love to watch anything by Kevin Smith. (I own them all!)
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SO, looking to start a friendship, always open to love should I find it. Would prefer a few chats before meeting, I play it safe, I'm not stupid. I'm a RN and would love someone in the field who understands my job. I'm stable, not emotionally crazy, and I know what I want. My life is now a new adventure and I look forward to all the experiences to come.]]> | <![CDATA[I'm so tired of meeting men who want to keep looking to see if there is better.... only to have them come back and expect me to be here waiting for them! I'm not looking for the perfect man... I'm looking for someone perfect for ME.
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I've come to terms with the fact I won't find a gorgeous man who is a true gentleman, amazing in bed, and wants to be in a committed relationship right away. Instead, I'm hoping to find a decent looking man who is at least somewhat fun in bed who knows how to treat me and will appreciate the things I do for him... and who is willing to work toward something solid.
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I'm 33, 5'9" 1/2, single white female.. never married, no kids. I'm a BBW (no I"m not HUGE) so if you don't like curves or want a woman with a flat tummy, look elsewhere. I love to spoil my man and I"m ready for something REAL. I've had my fun.. it's time to settle down.
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I enjoy going out to festivals, outdoor concerts, local dive bars, amusement parks, hiking in the park.. .I also LOVE staying in under a big comfy blanket with a nice bottle of wine.
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<br><br><br>Edited to add... I prefer men younger to 40ish. Much older than that I'm sorry.. I'm just not interested. I'm hoping to have my own family one day. If you send a photo I'm more likely to respond. No I won't meet you if I don't see a photo. And no you can't text me your photo... I'm not giving you my number until we both know there is a mutual interest. I've gotten some unique responses.... hoping Mr Right is out there. Tired of sorting and looking. I do have MANY photos I'm willing to share. Keep in mind I"m looking for something real so a pic of your cock just isn't going to do anything for me!]]> | <![CDATA[Hopefully I can find a guy who is worthy of my time, let's see how this all pans out :)<br>I am girl with a (fantastic) personality or atleast I hope haha. I like the simple things in life and being true to myself. I hope whoever I meet in the future has redeeming qualities as well.<br>Now I'll just wait and see if all this online dating works out or not.]]> | <![CDATA[<p>I love just living life to the fullest. I love spoiling the person I'm with and will do most anything to make them smile. <br><br> I am looking for a guy to hang out with whether we end up dating or become good friends. Hope to hear from you </p>]]> | <![CDATA[We are a sister and brother seeking a surrogate big brother for our sister. Our sister will soon be having a male room mate who we don't know - we live in another state and are somewhat apprehensive. Seeking particular type of male willing to befriend our sister in a concerned, kind, chivalrous way: hanging out, stopping by, etc., with a view to MAKING YOUR PRESENCE KNOWN TO THE ROOM MATE. Nothing confrontational; just be around sometimes. Seeking type she would normally hang out with. She's seriously into rock music, bands, etc. She is in her 40's but looks kick ass and everyone thinks she's 30ish. Definitely not any typical 40 something you'd see anyplace. Rocker type yet elegant, intelligent, has lived all over the world and has had relationships with some famous rock musicians and is somewhat known to media because of this. Don't ask who the musicians are. She'd need to tell you that herself if she wanted to. She's super pretty but the more important thing is that she's the kindest, most sincere person around, makes a great friend if she'll let you in, and would do anything to help a friend.
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We need a guy approx. 35-42. If you look like a pro rock musician a big +. Cool looking a +. Tommy Lee type, Sebastian Bach type, long haired a + we think. Pussies, posers, wanna-be's, social retards, no thank you. U know who u are. Manners/decency necessary. An all-around good dude. This is not a boyfriend audition. If you're looking to get laid - it ain't gonna happen. (My brother said I have to put that.) Hopefully what you get is a cool friend, maybe some fun times, she'll undoubtedly feed you like a mother. We'll get some peace of mind since you'll tell us if all is OK over there.
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You've got to send a photo. No photo and we'll delete right off the bat. We don't really care what you look like too much but the room mate has to buy it. We're a little nervous about this guy. If it seems cool then we'll send you some photos but if you ask for a photo we'll delete you because that's not what this is about. No exceptions. If we put her photo then tons of dudes will chime in because they're horny and that isn't on. We'll tell her how we found you later. Maybe. Trying to think outside of the box here to creatively solve a problem. Definitely a win-win situation for the right person.
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If it would take you more than a quick 15 minutes to be on the near West side of Cleveland then this won't help us and we'll have to pass. So if you're within the age/physical requests above then hit us back! We're really cool, nice people and will look forward to hearing from a guy who understand/respects what we're trying to do here.]]> | <![CDATA[let me be really clear i am looking to date an asian man,...ok...
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I'm looking for a good looking guy who takes care of themselves and enjoys laughing. Someone who wants to live life and likes to go out or stay in. I typically like guys in the age of 24 - 40.. Actually would be nice to have a friend to do things with and then see what happens from there. Please be real and drug free.
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-tall (I'm 5'8...prefer someone taller)
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All of the above, plus: I've spent combined over a year living in Latin America + Spain. I'm SCARED TO DEATH of Gollum from LOTR, and if you say "my precious" in his creepy ass voice I will freak out. I do, however, like a good scare. I'm moderately good at being domestic. I appreciate the arts, and I really do want world peace, and I really DON'T want drama. Rarely do I get jealous, and I'd like the same in you.
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I work a FT job in the healthcare field . I love what I do. I have been at my place of employmemt for over 13 years.
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Thanks.]]> | <![CDATA[im 22 hes 28. we want a third for a relationship not a quicky. 19 to 30. four four zero 283 five 9 six 8 text me if you want]]> | <![CDATA[Hi i am a 40ish lady looking for younger guys to talk to i am average build and have been told that im hot i like to seek out my prey, persue him and then go in for the kill if that sounds interesting send me an email with a pic to tastiestkitty yahoo then i will respond but can only send my pics via phone]]> | <![CDATA[<p> I'm spunky, outgoing (but can be shy at times), i love to laugh and to make people around me laugh as well. I am just me looking for some excitement in life. I'm looking for someone I can have a good time with, out and about with friends and alone. I like hanging out with my friends and spending quality time with my family. Well enough of me, how about you message me now.</p>]]> | <![CDATA[Ok here you go! My sister dont know Im doing this. She is a single mother of 3 boys. She is about 5' 6", roughly about 130, black hair, brown eyes, and tan skin. She is very pretty and she has trouble finding a good guy. The guys she has dated did not treat her good. I want her to be happy. She likes hispanic men who is in good shape and clean cut, and between the ages of 26 and 34. I want her to find a man that will treat her and her kids with respect. You must have a vehicle and a job to be able to take her out on a date. I have a picture of her, but you must send yours first. ]]> | <![CDATA[Hola los chicos...I'm not spanish, but I thought it might be a creative beginning haha. I am regular girl who is just looking for something new.<br>I like taking long drives across a serene and beautiful landscape ? helps me think, reflect, and sort things out. My brother just gave me his year old 350z so I'm having a lot of fun with it. He got some sort of crazy promotion. Although I've never asked him for anything, I guess being his older sister has benefits! Anyone else like cars or driving? I'm just beginning to learn more about cars and such.<br>Didn't get much shut-eye before, so about to sleep for a bit.]]> | <![CDATA[So, have any of you guys out there actually listened to the words "If I were a boy," by Beyonce? Okay, perhaps let's start there. At this point in my life I am not sure what I am looking for, to make sense of this if it was the right person I would want a LTR. I love having friends and currently have a lot of male friends that are my "boys." That means that I don't sleep with them, because well, they are friends. I wouldn't be opposed to a friends with benefits thing- if you had the right benefits to offer. I have been engaged (never married, no children), I have dated a few frogs, met some guys that the only nice thing I could do tell them that I would rather drink bleach then talk to them, and I'm just open to seeing what is out there. Obviously, I haven't found my Mr. Right, I even thought about wearing a sign that says: Dip me in honey and feed me to the lesbians! That's how optimistic I am about finding Mr. Right. So, there's nothing wrong with Mr. Right Now. (or maybe a Mr. Right will be discovered). I'm intelligent, educated, self supporting, independent, have my own house, car, and travel frequently. I am cute, have nice breasts, am plus size, love my labels, go out, drink socially have fun, and do not smoke. I love art, reading, spending time with my friends, just "being." I am interested in somebody emotionally and intelligently stimulating. I am interested in someone that is a genuinely good person, has their life together, actually has a career and ambition, and honestly looks are irrelevant because if I don't like your substance it really doesn't matter how hot, cute, or attractive you may think you are. I'm not looking for a guy that wants someone to pay his way, has crazy drama with the ladies, smokes like a chimney, and loves himself more than his dog could ever love him. I know what I am looking for, rather it's fun or you happen to be the one...I guess your response will tell me everything I need to know. After all, you could be saving me from dipping myself in honey and being fed to the lesbians...]]> | <![CDATA[I am looking for a white man 25-30. I was never married, no kids, career driven, family oriented woman. I like to do many things including cooking, fishing, canoeing, bowling, shopping,and concerts. My favorite place to be is an ocean beach. I have been out of a ltr for 2 years now and ready to meet someone for ltr Is that you? pls reply with a pic
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<p>Seriously though, I'm looking for someone who is Single, Never Married, and Has No Kids! I fit the same criteria, and would simply like to find someone that, should we hit it off & things go in that direction, we could share these things for the first time with each other....embark upon a new together, that's all!</p>
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<p>If you're interested so far, drop me a line and we'll see what happens.</p>
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Now Ladies and Germs,
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cut it out with the birds and the bees.
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It's not like you can return them
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to Wal-mart with a receipt.
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They watch with beedy eyes
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and a great red nose.
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I've tried knifing them before
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and turned on the garden hose.
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There's a whole posse after me,
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since the circus came to town.
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When I stood up in the stands
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and cursed their antics down.
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It doesn't look good,
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for I'm sure I'll get no rest
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all for mocking and throwing peanuts
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at the ones who jest the best.
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Can you handle this unfortunate situation? Looking for a creative collaborator with an absurd sense of humor, an exuberance for living and a sense of openness and adventure.
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Despite the great amounts of wonder and joy experienced together on this this journey called life Partner must also be capable of accepting the difficult reality of the business of living.
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Tenacious men willing to embrace ambivalence, uncertainty and a full range of other complex emotions and ideas please respond. ]]> | <![CDATA[I spent Thanksgiving having my Tofurky mocked by my family. I tried consoling my Tofurky by telling it that my family was simply jealous of its spongy consistency and plastic coating, but I'm not really certain any of that was true. I'm hoping to find someone who will be able to accomplish what my family was unable to...appreciate the Tofurky in all of us. What? I tried making this paragraph into a short little ditty with a moral ending, but I got lost at the fourth line and ended up here. Help.
<p>About me:
<p>Witty. Occasional dork. Generally pleasant company. Frustratingly oblivious at times. Looks exceedingly non-blithe, but is. Outside of my head, I enjoy minimal music, studying body language, balancing opposites, anthropomorphizing cats, and rituals which illuminate tedium.
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<p>One willing to make banter about our general intelligence, grace, and charm. Must be fantastic, since I'll be doing the same. Glasses are a plus. Similar age range is a requirement. Replies with a photo are more likely to be answered. Replies with a photo demonstrating the replier engaged with a tofurky will most likely be answered.
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I was recently in a bad relationship that scarred me. After we broke up I came to realize what I want and I refuse to settle for less. If you are too jealous... dont bother! If you are too aggressive.... dont bother! If you cant accept me for me.... dont bother! If you drink everyday or every other day.... dont bother! If you hurt me once, you will not get a second chance. I will not let anyone hurt me over and over again. If you stand me up even one time, you might as well forget about me. If you just want to stay home and not go out then Im not the girl for you.
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Im the type of person that when Im in a relationship.... I give 110% into it. I like to consider myself one of kind. Im very laid back and it doesnt take much to keep me happy. Im not into material things. Im so caring and kind that Id give my kidney to someone I care about.... oh wait, I already did. Looks isnt everything, but there has to be attraction there. If I see that my man has had a bad day, then Id cook him a nice juicy steak and give a nice massage to relax him. Im a very independant woman and I dont count on anyone to get me things, and if I dont have the money for it, then I will go without.
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Im very open minded sexually and will do almost anything to please my man in and out of the bedroom. You must be open minded too in the bedroom. I am not the type that will get in bed with you the first time or even the second time we meet. You have to be patient and wait until Im ready.
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I am looking for a man who has a vehicle. Someone who will understand my kids are first before him. Someone between the ages of 26-40, and white... maybe hispanic. Someone with a good personality. Someone who is clean cut. You have to be tall. Im 5 4 so between 5 7 and 6 4. You must like tattoos because I have 9 of them.
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Your picture gets mine. I also have YIM and webcam. Im not on there much and plus the lighting sucks in my house. If you are serious and not into games and not looking to hook up for just sex, I hope to hear from you. AND YES IM 100% REAL, NO FAKES HERE!!!!]]> | <![CDATA[MWF 48 seeking dominant, endowed, professional male over 40 for weekend get-togethers. Straight hubby may watch or participate. Send pic with reply please. I am slender, attractive and we are open-minded to new ideas.]]> | <![CDATA[<p>I would like to describe myself as someone who is very laid back. I'm looking for someone who knows how to treat me and who enjoys just hanging out and not needing to be on the go all the time. I think it's more romantic for a guy to pick wild flowers on the way home from work just because he thought I'd like them than for a guy to buy dinner at some expensive restaurant or jewelry. so if you think I'm the type of person you'd have a good time with drop me a line or two.</p>]]> | <![CDATA[Are there any nice guys out there?? I'm looking for a good looking guy who takes care of themselves and enjoys laughing. Someone who wants to live life and likes to go out or stay in. I typically like guys in the age of 35-49. Actually woud be nice to have a friend to do things with and then see what happens from there. Please be real and drug free. Also the ability to carry on an intelligent, intriguing conversation is a must. Please reply with a picture and tell me something about yourself. We can go from there!!!!]]> | <![CDATA[I baked 3 dozen cookies tonight. The problem? Its just me and my 3 year old. There is no way in hell he is eating all of them unless I want to pry him off the ceiling in an hour.
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so, yeah. I like to cook, especially for someone else. I also like to work out, look hot for a night out on the town, or curl up on the couch for a movie. Gah, that's so cheezy. Everyone says that.
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I work out, I have a career that I love. I do not have that barbie doll look, so if that's what you're looking for, for the love of god, please move on. I have a unique perspective on life. Scratch that - odd perspective. Got me a little ink, but its well done. I'm intelligent and attractive, and sadly the quality of men that have been propositioning me have not quite met my standards.
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You? Should be taller [i'm 5'6"] and older than I am. Also in good shape and attractive. Possibly not mind that I smoke cigarettes on occasion. You like to go out and kick back a few, but not get stupid drunk. Have some character about you and know what you want out of life and where you're going. You should have your crap together, not live with an entity that spawned you, and absolutely not be afraid of considering a relationship if we actually hit it off. You should also be prepared to be showered with affection, not be afraid to get a little silly, and definitely know what you want.
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I have no problems joining you camping, getting my hands dirty and slinging steak over an open fire. Would you kick back with me on a cold afternoon with a cucumber mask because its really good for your skin? You can even have the game on! Don't worry, I won't tell the guys. :)
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I can also be that stunning and interesting woman in the hot little black dress and heels that will make you proud that I'm on your arm.
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And oh yes, you'll get cookies. But only the right person will get em. Send a pic with your thought out reply and I will send one in kind. I won't disappoint!]]> | <![CDATA[around Cleveland<br><br>I like being with dudes and exploring new places and different things but I am equally comfortable by myself.<br>Im considered a playful girl by many... I think so myself , hee hee...<br><br>Im a busty honey bee with amazing personality. I luv jogging, splurging, running & staying home<br>I am the kind of chick who luvs pulp free orange juice... if I needed the pulp, I would have eaten the orange... haha....I love to cook and bake and do that very well... <br>need too start with " fun " & let things happen as they will. <br>"Love is the emblem of eternity; it confounds all notion of time; effaces all memory of a beginning, all fear of an end."<br><br>-cle]]> | <![CDATA[<p>I like to meet new people all the time. I like to camp, fish, water ski, travel, go to concerts and sporting events. <br><br> I think it's more romantic for a guy to pick wild flowers on the way home from work just because he thought I'd like them than for a guy to buy dinner at some expensive restaurant or jewelry. Let me know if you want to get to know me better :)</p>]]> | <![CDATA[I am 24 y.o. and recently moved to Cleveland for a new job. I graduated college last year. I like to go out and watch movies. I'm pretty much open to anything when it comes to leisure. I am looking for a professional SWM, 24 or older.
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