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<![CDATA[I am recovery from drugs and alcohol and would like to have an email sobriety friend. Maybe hookup for meetings or coffee. I live in the Lake HazelMeridian Road area. If you ask for a picture, I can email it to you. ]]>

<![CDATA[SEEKING A SERIOUS RELATIONSHIP WITH SOMEONE THAT'S VERY OUTGOING HAS A SENSE OF HUMOR,VERY HONEST, OPEN, RESPECTFUL, AND CAN MAKE HIS WOMAN HAPPY. OPEN TO ALL RACE/NATIONALITY NO GAMES/PLAYER/THAT GIRLFRIEND ON THE SIDE, NO ONE NIGHT STANDS/BOOTY CALL JUST OF WASTE OF YOUR/MY TIME IF INTERESTED, ONLY THE REAL MEN APPLY ]]>

<![CDATA[My life is pretty routine and can sometimes be boring but for the most part I like it. I go to work Monday through Friday. I exercise about five days a week. I walk my dog every day. Sometimes I watch way to much tv. I like to bake and cook but only if I have someone to do it for. I love the beauty of nature. I love my friends. I get cranky if I don't get enough me time. I think I am pretty funny. I have made my friends laugh at the silliest things that come out of my mouth. I love words and with that I like word games... like Upwords, scrabble, etc... I am looking for someone who clicks with me and I click with them. I am not the type of person who has a ton of close friends. I click with a very small circle of people and for me those friends are as close as family. And basically I want someone who will eventually be part of my family and who will get me on levels that even I didn't know existed. Someone who will challange me to be a better person and to do things I would normally shy away from.]]>

<![CDATA[I am a fun loving and friendly person, and I am shy at first but, once I get to know someone I am so much fun to be around. I currently work at Disney world, but, I will be home in January to return to school. I am just looking for a good friend and then maybe more. I played softball for 11 years and I am still a huge baseball fan, and I don't mind watching football once in a while. ]]>

<![CDATA[I look like a local girl (petite, long hair, casual) and even have some Hawaiian blood, but I've been living in New York City my whole adult life. Luckily, my work brings me to Hawaii often, and I'll be visiting the Big Island and Maui from Jan 15th -30th. I'd love to have a local tour guide, a new friend and maybe more if the chemistry is right. Like a lot of women in Hawaii, I love yoga, the ocean, eating healthy and am concerned about the environment, but if you're a man who maybe wants and needs a little bit more than that, I am also well-educated, I've traveled to 60 countries all over the world, I'm stylish, successful, progressive and can definitely hold my own in any setting or conversation. I like smart, tall (over 5"10), blonde, athletic men, 32-42, who can also hold their own, but if this ad really speaks to you, surprise me. Send me a recent photo and tell me about yourself, and I'll respond with the same. Aloha!]]>

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<![CDATA[I've tried this a few times and I know it isn't the most "normal" way of meeting people, but any other single parent can tell you its a little hard dating. Anyway, I'm a full time student and a mom =) I know what I want in life and I'm not afraid to get it. I'm not your typical girly girl, although I do like to get dressed up once in a while. I love zombie movies, and I'd even consider going to a shooting range a kick ass date. I'm pretty go with the flow, you have to be when you have children! Please don't bring any drama such as you're "kind of" divorced or you are trying to date me and two other girls. I'm not down for that kind of stuff. I'm not into games either. All I want is someone who is honest and really wants to get to know me. I'm a sucker for flowers and guys who play guitar. Please no guys younger then 23, I've tried that and it just doesn't work out. No older then 30, and I'm not racist but I do prefer white guys. If you're still interested after my rant, email me. Your picture gets mine =)]]>

<![CDATA[Strictly platonic, unless we click otherwise. Lets talk more about what both parties would get out of it, if you're interested hit me up.]]>

<![CDATA[I'm a young girl that needs a truthful, reliable man. I'm pretty smart; I graduated high school in 3 years and got my college diploma at 17 years old and it only took me 2 months. I have a lot of goals in life and am super organized. Also, I have a 1 year old son. He is the most important thing to me and my guy will have to understand that. I can't just drop things to go out because my son is my first priority. I just need a good guy for a long term kinda deal :] I'd rather settle down. ]]>

<![CDATA[Chainsaw and Baby Giraffe seek like minded mature and emotionally stable (no drunk texters or mama's boys) wrestling partners to prepare for that ultimate match. We have the masks, you must bring the jello. Sidenote: We are not Mexican or Wrestlers but we are in Superhero training. You: Must love Alaska and not be afraid to walk in Hau'ula after dark. Kiddie pool full of popcorn is a plus as well as a love for dwarf bunnies. Can you hang and throw down during 4am karaoke battles??? Do you have your all day Hideaway patch? We're not talking 6am - 10am.... we go the distance. All shifts baby!!! Compensation will be ultimate security wherever we roll and a great time spent with hot messes!! (Don't like act like you're not interested). Chainsaw: She'll cut you down! Baby Giraffe: She'll awkwardly walk all over you! No prior wrestling experience required, just a desire to learn. Contact via email listed Send pics of your best wrestling attire or superhero getup.]]>

<![CDATA[A guy wants sex, good food, sports, and to be left alone! Anything else and he's basically given you a line you want to hear. I basically want that guy! Because thats the normal, hardworking, decent, Godfearing male. Just one thing... the God Fearing has to be first, and if possible look something like Jet Li... I'd love to hang out with a guy who likes football and watch the game with hamburgers, chips and beer! I also love basketball, and baseball. I'm kinda silly, looking for a spiritfilled man with confidence, and a good heart. I'll send you a picture if you'll send me one later.]]>

<![CDATA[Looks like I may be heading to Maui for the event over the next few days & wondered who else is going to attend. Send along your pics & info and we'll see what we can arrange. I'm a fit, petite, 30-something who's a professional (MBA), and typically a water bug...although I've enjoyed VIP at the Western Open, PGA, and Pro-Am at Pebble Beach recently, so I know this'll be fun. Let me hear from you ~ no time to lose! Aloha]]>

<![CDATA[A crazy, wild, out of control, nymphomaniac is looking for a secret lover/boyfriend. I am sometimes soft and shy, and insecure but very open and honest and wear my heart on my sleeve. Please send a photo.]]>

<![CDATA[I work, am not a "gold digger", I try and live/stick by Christian morals/values (that is how I was raised by my family). I have a decent attitude, try and stay optimistic, but right now I am facing some life obstacles (not any real serious drama, as I try to stay drama free). I do not drink or smoke or do drugs. I am just kind of stuck in a rut and because of this, I am interested in moving to Hawaii. I would like for there to be a mutual attraction between myself and someone else, that way I won't feel like we are using each other or that this is an "arrangement" of sorts. I am not really seeking a "benefactor" or "sugar-daddy" and I'm not looking to be someone's GFOTS (girl-friend-on-the-side). I can cook, clean, but I am NOT looking to be someone's mother. I don't mind children, however I'd prefer it if you were "very single" and that DEFINITELY means that you are NOT MARRIED. I am literate, can spell correctly and am very well-spoken. I would like to travel with you, so if you are fortunate to enjoy a career that enables you to travel often, that is a huge plus. Please send pictures for a response or at the very least, describe yourself with height/weight (or body type)/hair color/eye color. If you do, I will send my pic in response. If I feel there is a connection or that we share common interests, then I will contact you. Then perhaps we can talk over the phone in the future. Serious inquiries only, please. ]]>

<![CDATA[Hi there! My name is Yoko. Are you intereted in meeting people from Japan? That would be perfect! I am from Japan!!! I am out going, and open to new things. I am tired of playing games and looking for a man that take things seriously. Please contact me if you are interested :) Hope to hear from you soon!!]]>

<![CDATA[A guy that has long hair tattoos and a harley, he's single, no small kids, lives here on maui full time. he looks and seems to be a Bad Boy, and is usually judged just by the way he looks, he's been lonley for a long time and doesnt know how or where to look for that perfect girl for him. All the ladies he's met latley just dont lite that fire inside of him that he's been searching for. He is kind and caring, sweet and romantic, protective and faithful. Takes care of himself, Is attracted to petite cute, blue eyed blondes, likes a girl with a sense of humor, that can cook and give great massages, is spontanious, adventurous who can take care of herself, but knows when to make her man feel special and important, likes to make love in the rain and believes in magick, love at first site, and eternal happines. I am the girl described here, you wont be disapointed, take a chance, send me a picture, and i will send u mine......then who knows, whatever fate decides.....]]>

<![CDATA[Hi there, hows things?Fierce and driven by nature, I love meeting new people and finding the best in everyone. I tend to enjoy the intellectuals who can stimulate my mind but obviously since I enjoy sports I can also just relax in casual conversation.I love to analyze things in life but I appreciate the ones who can teach me simplicity. Straightforward people get my attention and I prefer blunt truths to sweet emptiness any day of the week.If you would like to know more just ask.]]>

<![CDATA[I'm looking for bad boy with lots of tattoos with a touch of a soft side and knows how to treat a lady ..Me I'm a cutie you won't be let down=) So if your what I'm looking for hit me up with a pic and a bit about yourself ]]>

<![CDATA[It is sad when people you know, become people you knew....It is one of life's tragedies when you meet someone that you know is meant to be but due to unexpected circumstances and misunderstandings becomes someone you knew. Or when you can walk right past someone that at one part of your life was a big part of your life...And how you used to be able to talk to them for hours about the little nothings in life...and now you can barely look at them and they at you...And all you have left is that aching feeling in your soul...It's funny how many people have posted this. Guess we are all in the same boat, missing someone...Be honest...If you really miss someone, a friend, a love, or family member right now...& can't get them off your mind...then repost this titled as "I Miss You". Within one minute whoever you are missing will surprise you. If you break this, you will have the worst love life in one hour. Tonight at midnight, your true love will realize they love you. Something good will happen to you between 1-4:30 tomorrow. It could be anywhere so get ready for the shock of your life. If you break the chain you will be cursed with relationship problems. Karma: if there is someone you loved or still do and can't get them out of your mind, re-post this in another city. Tonight between 1-4 they will remember how they love you as well. You will get the shock of your life tomorrow ]]>

<![CDATA[ What the gesture means... -Kiss on the stomach: I'm ready. -Kiss on the Forehead: I hope we're together forever. -Kiss on the Ear: You're my everything. -Kiss on the Cheek: We're friends. -Kiss on the Hand: I adore you. -Kiss on the Neck: We belong together. -Kiss on the Shoulder: I want you. -Kiss on the Lips: I like you. ____________________________________________________ What the gesture means... -Holding Hands: We definitely like each other. -Slap on the Butt: That's mine. -Holding on tight: I don't want to let go. -Looking into each other's Eyes: I just plain like you. -Playing with Hair: Tell me you love me. -Arms around the Waist: I like you too much to let go. -Laughing while Kissing: I am completely comfortable with you. ____________________________________________________ Advice: Don't ask for a kiss, take one. If you were thinking about someone while reading this, you're definitely in Love. ____________________________________________________ Requirements: Post this again after reading Or you will have a bad year of Relationships. ___________________________________________________ If you LIKE, LOVE, OR MISS someone right now and can't get them out of your head then Re-post this within One Minute and Whoever you are missing will surprise you! ]]>

<![CDATA[Im lookin for someone to get to know and possibly more im jokative outgoin and I look for the same in another person and a great personality ]]>

<![CDATA[Aloha Gentlemen, I think I`m a really good partner, but men, who was passing by in my life, just didn`t see that. So I gave up and I was enjoying myself, travel around Pacific Islands instead of chasing a dream, to find Mr. Right and settle down, happily ever after..etc. But...-yes, there is a but, why I`m writing this-, I took a plunge to the maternity a bit more, than one year ago, unfortunately alone -the father can`t be part of this project at all -, and by now, I realized, there is much more on stake now, than ever before, and my little, gorgeous man needs a big, gorgeous man, who can show him the mysterious world of men, which is not entirely understandable for women. So, Gentlemen, between 40 and 50, seize the opportunity, to became a father without assisting morning sicknesses, grumpiness and incomprehensible emotional attacks! In additional, you can get me, which is -you will see-, more, than good business. Thank you and all the best!]]>

<![CDATA[I'm trying to find out which shop sells this mirror! If your home has one, please respond with photo, age and where you live! Thanks! ]]>

<![CDATA[ Don't treat me any different than you would the Queen!...actually i'm just seeking simplicity or maybe quality, not quantity...I'm happy with less but enjoy the necessities...my dog, music, surf, swimming, air, clothing, shelter, transporation mostly in that order! I'm changing every day and life seems to be getting shorter. I'm definetly not in the best of shape but I have one! I'm 5'2" dirty blond with blue eyes and 60lbs over weight but built. I was an athelete that was injured and I gained weight. I've lost 30lbs that I should have never gained and I'm working on the rest. I'm honest! I have a full time job and run my own internet business. I'm also very active and work out. I like my space and beauty rests from time to time. I have a few old injuries that creep up on me but nothing holds me back. I have alot of hidden talents and interests. I will definetly suprise you as I appear secretive but honest. I say "sample everything". Take nothing for granted. Talk to everybody. Open up to everything let only the precious and few in. I don't need alot just a new bottle of Chivas once a year for my birthday:) If your someone who loves to love, a passionate kisser, lives life to the fullest, dazzles in music, food, entertainment that would be just fine. Must love big dogs! I would love to check out new things but still keeping old celebrations in tack like celebrating St. Patricks Day, Valentine's Day etc! I love the water, sailing, boogie boarding, surfing and free diving, midnight swims are a must. Being outdoors under a shady palm is my kinda life. I love taking my dog on long walks to explore. I love sailing and have sailed between the islands. I was born a swimmer but still get caught in the rip on ocassion. I'm a musician wanna be and love playing and collecting instruments of all kinds, bagpipes, sax, banjo, violin, guitar and ukulele this is so when I build a cabin in the woods I could keep the wild animals company. I love to do different things like late night owl watching and things off the beaten path. I'm striving for self sufficency and try to grow my own food. I maintain a small organic garden and am working on starting a small banana farm. I'm very handy and enjoy mowing the lawn, a definete weed wacker queen! I believe in taking care of the 'Aina. I'm not afraid to get dirty:) I'm a Miss fix it and can use a hammer well. I'll leave the cooking up to you...(I don't do dishes!). I'm an Eagles, Phillies, Flyers, 76ers fan. I like gun shows or different cultural celebrations. If no one is available I'm not afraid to go out and do things by myself! My dream man would agree to be easy going, but not lazy, honest and totally into love! It would be great to live by the water, be simple, enjoying a cabin in the woods and always make sure the top of the line jacuzzi we invested in was hot and always available! I'm open to music of all types, gardening, surfing, guns, politics and cultural events. I love good jazz and seeing different bands and trying different music, especially irish music. I would love to live in Hawaii forever but also have a cabin in the woods on the Big island or mainland, preserving and studying wildlife and loving the land and playing music! I'm looking for a work out partner, an equal partner, some one who can make salads and cook together, someone who thinks alike. I'm not into waiting on anybody but will still give 110% and expect the same back. My ideal partner would be 50 or older, 5'9 and up and not to skinny. I would like a nice size manly man! If this interests you...bring it on!! Me ke aloha! ]]>

<![CDATA[this is not a scam.. I really need a person to marry in the near future (actually, as soon as possible) If you have a stable job and could marry a foreign national, anybody applies.. I don't need money, support, or anything. If you'd like to help out a young girl just hit me up and let me know. Hope to hear from you soon!]]>

<![CDATA[I really want to get married for a certain reason, and I don't have anyone around me that's willing to do it. If you want to help out an asian girl an get some benefits, email me and let's talk about this! ]]>

<![CDATA[I'm a 37 year old single female, looking for a man to have some fun with! If you can keep me laughing, kudos to you. Not looking for anything way too serious right now, but I feel I do need a companion of the male variety! 30-38 years old. Please respond with pics.]]>

<![CDATA[I am a 33 year old woman 5'9 average build. I have black and red hair blue eyes and like to think of myself as a rocker chick. I kinda like the ruff guy with tattoos but a sensitive side. My height or taller. Looking for a guy to prove to me that there are still good ones out there. If your interested send me a pic and a bit about yourself ]]>

<![CDATA[sad when people you know, become people you knew....It is one of life's tragedies when you meet someone that you know is meant to be but due to unexpected circumstances and misunderstandings becomes someone you knew. Or when you can walk right past someone that at one part of your life was a big part of your life...And how you used to be able to talk to them for hours about the little nothings in life...and now you can barely look at them and they at you...And all you have left is that aching feeling in your soul...It's funny how many people have posted this. Guess we are all in the same boat, missing someone...Be honest...If you really miss someone, a friend, a love, or family member right now...& can't get them off your mind...then repost this titled as "I Miss You". Within one minute whoever you are missing will surprise you. If you break this, you will have the worst love life in one hour. Tonight at midnight, your true love will realize they love you. Something good will happen to you between 1-4:30 tomorrow. It could be anywhere so get ready for the shock of your life. If you break the chain you will be cursed with relationship problems. Karma: if there is someone you loved or still do and can't get them out of your mind, re-post this in another city. Tonight between 1-4 they will remember how they love you as well. You will get the shock of your life tomorrow. ]]>

<![CDATA[I am looking for someone who NOT Only practices SAFE sex BUT ALSO gets regular check-ups. Like after he has slept with someone...( Someone who 99% of the time only has sex when in relationships ). Someone who ISN'T Promiscuous so can honestly say they have been checked and cleared from all contagious diseases since the last time they had sex ( regular ) or oral sex ect since there last time they had intercourse. If we are in harmony with this. The biggest Obstacle is over ( because there isn't fun if you have to worry about the other person being dirty and having lied to you. Everyone wantsto go back home taking with them ONLY the memory of A Good Time not : sti's I am a thick built women tall and attractive in my own way BBW. Looking for a sweet passionate guy for low stress low key, sensual fun AT His place At night hours, ( I need discretion. Hope to talk to someoen soon. I am not white nor Asian if that is your type: I am a brown skin Samoan mix.]]>

<![CDATA[Email with a picture ONLY. Must have: Car Job Be funny No kids Not someone with a lot of girl friends Attractive Under 25]]>

<![CDATA[Is it true attractive women like chubby bald men? Can you try different positions and enjoy the view at the same time...? I AM NOT talking about old women in their 40s and 50s and women with guts who shower once a week. Are there really nice women out there who can make a chubby short bald guy feel wanted desired and attractive. Make Love to him and make him feel as if he was so fucking hot to you because he is...?]]>

<![CDATA[I am 5 ft. 178 lbs. Great facial features with awesome eyes. Looking for hot guy that don't mind a woman with meat on her bones. Its not all fat either, I got some muscle, and can wrestle a man to the ground and give him a run for his money. Speaking of which, I am looking for a man that has that too. I'm not a gold digger, just tired of losers that have nothing to show for themselves. Take me to dinner and I don't have to order from the value meal...lol. A financially solid, hot, 6+ inches (if you don't get what I'm talking about right here don't bother contacting me), that will help pay my bills not buy me fancy shit. Take care of my needs not my wants. Must like kids, I have 4 plus a hanai son. Must have a compassionate heart, be sensitive, caring, giving, and not afraid to give his all. NOT verbally abusive or violent... don't want to have to kick your ass. Been there, I shouldn't have to beat up my man to keep him in line. He must understand that I am very loving and giving... ie: I always have other people's children, I take in teenage boys who's parents don't care about them, I give more to others (especially children) than to myself. I go without so others don't have to. I have lots of friends that come to me for counsil... no I'm not a therapist but I play one on TV. Here are my faults: hates: bellpeppers, onions, mayo, ketchup, lies, and drama I smoke cigarettes (but not in my house) I can be a bitch I roll my eyes I can cook really good but prefer not to just because I am the only one that cleans up afterwards. I am OCD (obsessive compulsive disorder) don't move shit around. I cuss alot I burp and I spit. I speak the truth I can be loud and rude sometimes I yell at other drivers while I'm on the road I speak my mind most men fear me I don't PMS lol I am funny and a great story teller! I like to inspire others ]]>

<![CDATA[hi, so i don't really know what to post here, but i figured i'd give it a try since this is a new year and i'm not getting any younger. i'm a 26 year old local japanese girl who likes to cook, travel, hang out with friends, watch movies, and try new restaurants. i'm not a super skinny louis vuitton wearing townie type of girl...i guess i'm a girl who can chill with the boys and watch football, but yet can really appreciate a girls day at the spa. i don't really know hwat i'm in search of, but in the end, i guess it's just a really good, nice noo somking, non 420, guy who has a good head of his shoulders. i work nights, so it's hard to meet people unless it's in a club or bar, which i'm not interested in. hope this works...please send a picture!]]>

<![CDATA[Looking to relocate permanently. Been to Maui twice, once in '99 and then again in 2004. Loved it both times. Wondering how it has changed in the interim. Grew up in California and have been a beach bum most of my life. Graduated from San Diego State and lived on Mission Beach, later in Belmont Shore in Long Beach and finally at Newport Beach. Looking for friends as well as that someone special to help me through the transition. Picture appreciated.]]>

<![CDATA[I go back and forth to the island to visit my daughter and will be there Jan 15th - 30tth. She works part time and I thought it would be nice to meet someone to hang out and to know. I'm a playful fun person to hang out with. Love life and live it happily... I'm a young 47, 5'7". My photos are current.]]>

<![CDATA[The title states it all. I am looking for a marine. I have a thing for tall, toned and sexy white marines. I love tattoos...makes them look sexier. The only thing is that I'm having a hard time finding a marine who actually wants a relationship. Most only want sex, which is cool, but its not enough. The other problem is that many white marines don't like Latin, Black girls.... which is what I am. I am mixed race, grew up here, go to college here, love the beach, clubs, rock and country music, with a mix of rap. I am 19, brown hair, brown eyes. I am not ugly lol...so don't worry. If you think you can handle me then let me know. I just want to find a sexy white marine to get to know more then just the sex. hit me up. Send a pic with your reply, and I will for sure send one back. love ya!]]>

<![CDATA[ Hi there, I'm somewhat of a cute bookworm and I find that I like talking to cute, shy, modest, quiet, nerdy type of guys. I have many interests and love long conversations with someone smart. I am not a party/bar/club type. I don't smoke, and drink socially. I'd like to find a friend to hangout and possibly more if we are compatible.]]>

<![CDATA[What the gesture means... -Kiss on the stomach: I'm ready. -Kiss on the Forehead: I hope we're together forever. -Kiss on the Ear: You're my everything. -Kiss on the Cheek: We're friends. -Kiss on the Hand: I adore you. -Kiss on the Neck: We belong together. -Kiss on the Shoulder: I want you. -Kiss on the Lips: I like you. ____________________________________________________ What the gesture means... -Holding Hands: We definitely like each other. -Slap on the Butt: That's mine. -Holding on tight: I don't want to let go. -Looking into each other's Eyes: I just plain like you. -Playing with Hair: Tell me you love me. -Arms around the Waist: I like you too much to let go. -Laughing while Kissing: I am completely comfortable with you. ____________________________________________________ Advice: Don't ask for a kiss, take one. If you were thinking about someone while reading this, you're definitely in Love. ____________________________________________________ Requirements: Post this again after reading Or you will have a bad year of Relationships. ___________________________________________________ If you LIKE, LOVE, OR MISS someone right now and can't get them out of your head then Re-post this within One Minute and Whoever you are missing will surprise you! ]]>

<![CDATA[hello. pretty, adorable, organic asian f and single mom with child seeks a very successful, giving, warm and beautiful man(age 30-45) that has dreamed of a family for a long time. does a knight in shining armor exists? i am serious so perhaps i am dreaming. i dream of someone sweeping me off my feet, someone to take care of us. we click in many ways, we would love, laugh, cry, live and be happy. ]]>

<![CDATA[I'm a young woman looking to meet a genuine, strong, honest man. It's a new year so I decided I was going to try and meet people in new ways. I don't want to post too much details about me on here so i'll leave you with a few descriptive words and if your interested send me a e-mail. [x]filipino mixed [x]goofy [x]employed [x]educated [x]laid back ...okay there you go :]]]>

<![CDATA[Looking for a friend to start off and if there is chemistry possibly more. Not interested in a one night stand but rather a long time friendship or relationship. Someone who is happy with themself, true, honest, financially secure, spontaneous,a person that can hold a conversation is that too much to ask, I don't think so. Looking for Island Guys originally from Hawaii since I am from Hawaii within the age of 34 and 45. ]]>

<![CDATA[If I respond with one or two lines and photo Maybe I prefer real conversation to typed conversation...............This post is for the women that complain about one line responses. I am guy tired of women looking for email conversation]]>

<![CDATA[Hey Well I'm looking to make a friend that I can make plans with and hang out with on a semi normal basis... Hit the beach, go hiking, work out with, catch a movie, rent a movie, stuff like that Please be single, Drug free, and I'm not looking for sex.......So please if thats what you are on here for keep moving If a relationship presents itself I wont turn it down so Please be open to one too, but ya can't force chemistry though. I"m tall, an thick so if you want a super model I'm not it. please be between 21-27 with a job, you dont need to have a car though, I do drive I'm looking for either a white guy or a light skinned latino of black mixed. Ive edited the pic... cause it is craigslist, but send a pic before you ask for one]]>

<![CDATA[I getting back into the dating scene but have no clue where all the single men over 6ft, 200+ lbs, tatts, and personality are hiding on this island. I'm independent, self-sufficient/reliant, above avg in the looks dept, fit, spiritual, have all the basics covered with some to spare. Just looking to make a connection, chat, maybe we can meet sometime. I don't have any specific requirements other than the aforementioned.... There's always room for friends if we don't hit it off. Good Luck in your search. And if I don't reply back it's because you struck me as a perve, don't seem like you'd be able to hold your own while engaged in thought (wussup? one liners), or are just plain boring.]]>

<![CDATA[I know that there are terrific guys on Maui, but it is difficult meeting them since I'm not into the bar scene. I'm seeking that special gentleman who has a great career, loves to travel, laugh, fine dining & wines, golf, is ambitious & adventurous who is kind, generous, polite and intelligent. But smoking is a deal breaker. I love all outdoor sports, flying, fast cars and new adventures. This is a real post, so please send your picture & I will send one in return. Aloha]]>

<![CDATA[I will be on the island week after next, coming alone, and would like to see if someone might be interested in a fun dinner out one of the nights I am in town! I am 5'6", athletic, fun, SINGLE (lol), bright, and just looking for someone laidback who would like to meet a cool mainland chick! You be 30-45, athletic, fun, well - be the boy version of me! :)]]>

<![CDATA[I am moving from Alaska to Maui (FINALLY), I leave here on February 20th and arrive there on the 22nd. I am trying to find somebody who may want to show me around and help me pronounce of the City Names. I know ridiculous right? Anyways, if there is anybody interested drop me line.]]>

<![CDATA[looking for a man that loves children and is good with them loves music country at the top of the list loves to hang around im shy at first im the mother of 3 boys please email me asap if you want to find out more about myself if it goes good then great if not we will still be friends thanks ]]>

<![CDATA[Looking for a good looking guy, not an asshole, has a good job & a car. No mama's boys, no baby daddy's, no previously married. No one over 26. Email with picture only, no pictures no response.]]>

<![CDATA[I am NOT looking for NSA sex, NOR want to be someone's booty call. All I'm looking for is a special guy for simple companionship. If companionship later leads to intimacy, then I'm fine with that. So, if you are seriously interested, please reply with some information about yourself and a picture. And if I'm also interested, I'll do the same. And just so you know, I'm a plus sized girl by the way, so you'd have to be okay with that. Have a nice day/night! Oh, I am real by the way, not some sort of spam!!!]]>

<![CDATA[In response to this posting....if the ads you're reading don't appeal to you, maybe it's because those woman are not right for you. <blockquote> There was one person down there who sounded like She works out 22 hours a day. How am I supposed to compete with that? </blockquote> A relationship is not a competition -- join her while she works out. If that's not your thing, then maybe she's not the right girl for you so move on. But don't whine that some girl you don't even know works out too much for you. <blockquote> See, most of us guys are simple. Here's the key to getting everything you want, no matter what it is: Sex. That's pretty much it. </blockquote> No, sex is not a weapon, and isn't meant to let a woman get anything what she wants. I want her to have sex with me because she loves me (or at least likes me), not because she wants to buy another pair of shoes. Maybe that kind of relationship works for you, but not all men agree. If the girl that works out 22 hours a day is still here, please contact me, I'll join you while you work out, will be nice to you even when we're not having sex, and you don't have to let me watch football :)]]>

<![CDATA[just looking to see if there's someone out there who's just lonely and bored and looking to spend sometime with a cute, fun (and funny) hawaiian girl who just loves life! Spoil me with fun, and i'll return the favor. 4:20 friendly is even better! t.t.y.l??]]>

<![CDATA[ Where do I go to fill out the application? Do I have to submit my DNA - how do I do that? I'm frightened. Some of you sound Ok, but some of you sound really mean. Like you'd toss me around the room or something, if I didn't constantly make you sandwiches and stuff. There was one person down there who sounded like She works out 22 hours a day. How am I supposed to compete with that? Look, I see a lot of you asking for guys to do all this different stuff. Or be all of these different ways. That's just not how it works. See, most of us guys are simple. Here's the key to getting everything you want, no matter what it is: Sex. That's pretty much it. And let us watch Football, even if we don't really watch football, let us watch it anyway. The old sex / football combo gets you super-whammy bonus points too. Remember that. In the meantime, can one of you nice girls write me back? Tell me what to do? Is there a Craigslist store...or...medical office I have to go to? Ok, bye ]]>

<![CDATA[I am looking for a respectable, trustworthy and nice guy with long term potential. I look forward to hearing from you. We can eventually meet and take it from there. Race is unimportant. Serious inquiries only]]>

<![CDATA[attractive , sophisticated, european. divorced lady, seeks, attractive, kind, tall. well travelled gentleman for serious relationship, i like to play tennis, dinning out, swimming,movies, travel, and sometimes quiet evening at home, pls e mail me if interested]]>

<![CDATA[Apparently there are a number of uniform men on this island, I am simply looking for one who is sincere, composed, kind, and single. Me: thin, versatile, and loyal. Serious replies only, and I will respond. Thank you.]]>

<![CDATA[If you do, you will appreciate a sophisticated older woman with simple tastes and a great sense of humor, well-educated and well-read, able to discuss all kinds of subjects (art, philosophy, quantum physics...), 420 friendly, fond of creative men: artists, musicians, writers, carpenters and such. Haole, redhead, fair and Rubenesque (really, I do look like a Rubens or a Renoir nude), interested in personality more than looks. FWB or LTR, nothing kinky. References available upon request.]]>

<![CDATA[Hot 24 mixed girl...looking to hook up while im on the islands 5'1 115lbs nice real d titts looking for some fun while im here your pic gets mine and im just looking to have some fun...]]>

<![CDATA[I am visiting Kona for a couple weeks. It would be fun to have someone my age join me to go Lava viewing one day. Or for a hike/walk around or outside of Kona. I am semi retired, professional from San Francisco. No smoking, drugs, or fundamentalists.]]>

<![CDATA[Who are you posting about? Do you have any idea how many of us "real" women do post messages here? Give us a few more clues... Thanks A Bunch!]]>

<![CDATA[ok so the divorce is finalized and i will be taking a vacation to hawaii...will be there for 3 1/2 weeks in feb...looking for a nice guy to show me around and whatever else happens..it is hawaii...i have no kids, dont smoke and drink sometimes...please send a pic with reply]]>

<![CDATA[Curtis Lueder met the love of his life 9 years ago. They have been happily married for over 6 years and have a child.]]>

<![CDATA[....and goof around with, most definitely. :) i am a single local girl, craving the companionship of a single guy who lives on kauai. i am perfectly fine with my single status. really, i am. but there are moments like now where i just want to wrap my arms around a warm body, rest my cheek against a strong chest, feel a hand resting on the small of my back, and have the mood perfected by matching laughter at a random joke. or something equally silly and unplanned. i don't know what will come of this cornball-ish mood i am in. but as they say, whatever happens, happens. and i hope it happens soon. :) ]]>

<![CDATA[Looking for an Indian man that is educated, employed, over 30, over 5 feet 7 inches tall, and family oriented. looking for a dating, long term relationship, with a very fun, out going, cute, kissable Indian/Hindu Man. ]]>

<![CDATA[Looking for a truly nice guy to have fun with, go places with, enjoy time together and laugh a lot. If it becomes more than that down the road after getting to know one another, wonderful, but no marriage. The man I hope to find is living in the Honolulu area, either retired or only working part time, is financially stable (as am I), and is NOT babysitting the grandkids. Minimum age: 65. I want someone who has the same age-related interests I have, so please, no 40s and 50s. I am considered very attractive, petite, blond, blue eyed and have lots of energy! If "you" are out there, I hope to hear from you!]]>

<![CDATA[if only everyone could see this and understand it.... When she stares at your mouth Wipe off the mustard. [ Kiss her ] When she pushes you or hits you like a dumb ass cuz she thinks shes stronger than you [ Grab her and dont let go ] Say, "I know you are but what am I." When she starts cursing at you tryin to act all tuff "Tell her to grab you a brew." [ Kiss her and tell her you love her ] When she's quiet Check her pulse. [ Ask her whats wrong ] When she ignores you Add this moment to your thanksgiving prayer. [ Give her your attention ] When she pulls away Wait for her to get out of site before blowin' off the yardwork [ Pull her back ] When you see her at her worst Just remember YOU married her. [ Tell her she's beautiful ] WHen you see her start crying Pretend not to notice. [Just hold her and dont say a word ] When you see her walking Check out her bootie. [ Sneak up and hug her waist from behind ] When she's scared Run like hell [ Protect her ] When she steals your favorite hat Change the combination to the safe. [ Let her keep it and sleep with it for a night ] When she teases you Take her best friend to the beach. [ Tease her back and make her laugh ] When she doesn't answer for a long time Cringe [ reassure her that everything is okay ] When she looks at you with doubt Whack 'er on the snout. [ Back yourself up ] When she says that she likes you Change your number. [she really does more than you can understand] When she grabs at your hands Take 'em off her ass cheeks. [ Hold her's and play with her fingers ] When she bumps into you; Explain to her about your personal space... again. [ bump into her back and make her laugh ] When she tells you a secret Tell her sister. [ keep it safe and untold ] When she looks at you in your eyes Check out her tits. [ dont look away until she does ] When she says it's over Fire up the BBQ [ she still wants you to be hers ] When she reposts this bulletin [ she wants you to read it ] She is obsessed with what SHE wants. - Stay on the phone with her even if she's not saying anything And count your blessings. - When she's mad hug her tight and don't let go Get out your old football helmet. - Call her at 12:00am on her birthday Be sure to tell her sis to be quiet first. -Treat her like she's all that matters to you. Even though you both know better. - Stay up all night with her when she's sick. But don’t tell her how much you lost online. - Watch her favorite movie with her even if you think it's stupid And pretend to cry. - Give her the world. Remember, the moon is the high ground. - Let her wear your clothes When she is fixing the sink. -When she's bored and sad, hang out with her best friend. - Let her know she's important. Someone has to do the laundry. - Don't talk about other girls around her You are a monk, stick to that story. - Kiss her in the pouring rain Just shakin’ my head. - When she runs up to you crying, the first thing you say is; I hope you paid the car insurance! If you REpost this in the next four minutes the one you love will : Kick your ass! ]]>

<![CDATA[So I skimmed a few posts and if there's alot of words I easily disregard the entire ad. Hi, I'm 22 and never been in a real relationship. I just graduated from college and I'm seeking an adventure with someone to expand my horizons I guess. Total tomboy skater clothes type...but not the extremely baggy looking style. Yes I'm hefty hence the tshirt and jeans. I'm just being honeset. I like art and music and whatever else. Drug free is a must. Drinking... socially is fine with me. This is starting to look long. I'm looking for a fun guy whos preferably not white. I'm asian... its hard to bring a white guy to a family function. I'm sorry its the truth. (not for all families, just mine) Please be fun, happy, motivated, and independent... and if you're into cars and MMA thats a plus cuz no one wants to teach me... and I wanna learn more about that stuff. i know i know its weird but I am just a very different kind of girl. Ok waiting for that special email. OH 27 is the max age for me. ]]>

<![CDATA[I am pregnant and I am alone. Are you a mature, wise, smart, loving, carying and good with a place in your heart yet for friendly and nice women and a growing human inside her, who will need a daddy? Search for a man - financially stable man with a "home". The man who might have it all, but still is missing someone to be completed, or desire but cannot have. Only serious responses and with a picture and information about yourself, we will response to. Mom to be and her baby to be.]]>

<![CDATA[Happy New Year! We made it, we got through those last stressfull months on our own. Not the best time to start a new relationship so I waited. About me. I'm in the fitness biz so you need to have high energy and take care of yourself. You gotta like to work out everyday, well maybe you can sleep in on Sundays... No smoking, no excessive drinking & no bullsh*t. My ideal man would be in his 40's but I'll settle for a mature 30+ year old who doesn't want any kids. Yep, those baby making days are over. So if you're looking to start a family, keep on looking. Its my turn to enjoy life. I've raised my kids (2 daughters) for the last 18 years and I'm finally FREE, legally. Looking for someone who can take care of themself but has time to spare for someone special. Someone who thinks of me when he has time to himself. I like the outdoors; surfing, cycling, hiking, animals, plants and FOOD. Yes siree. I workout hard so I can eat my cake & chocolate too. Its all about balance. So if you think you can keep up send your picture. Hope to hear from some real men soon! Aloha]]>

<![CDATA[Aloha In these modern daze.... is there a way to touch on what has been recently lost in my life... Romance what is romance? a look a smile a nod a toss of hair a smell a flower a taste a note a touch a task a raised eyebrow mindful actions slight nuances between two the extra effort by one with out ego desire I want fun funny exciting adventurous friendship but one that may grow into a wonderful romance... I'm hwp, blonde, mid 40's, tall; 6' thus attracted to Tall Men preferably taller than myself. if you are looking for an honest friendship to begin... drop me a line with a picture and a bit about yourself lets discover If we feel there is mutual chemistry, Do you love Halloween? and costume parties? Cooking? Entertaining? Wine/Cheese Tastings? Art Appreciation/Creation? Honest Communication? Do you Set Goals and Achieve Them? Are you comfortable in your own skin? Are you a confident but Ego Free? Jelouse Free? Do you have Female Friends? Do you laugh at yourself with others? Do you like to Dance, would you take Tango/Salsa/Swing classes? Do you write if only to yourself? Do you Sail? Do you Travel well? Do you Give Receive Massages, full body/feet/scalp? Do you like to hold hands? Do you like to kiss? Do you practice the Art of Intimacy? Have you moved past your past, and living the present like a gift? do you live the power of intention, do you understand the power of your spoken words? do you take advantage to learn daily? are you Mindful of your Words and Actions? Have you or are you making making space for the relationship you feel you want? I am preparing space in my life for the Relationship I Want. Lets laugh and have some fun!]]>

<![CDATA[First off I have done the whole casual dating scene and I found that it really isn't for me, I am just trying to find a genuine guy who is on my level...I am a very out going person who love's nature to it's fullest from camping, fishing to bbq's and jet skiing but please I still have a wild side to me I love to go out and drink hit up the clubs all that good stuff, but don't forget to every wild side there's a soft side, I love staying home and just cuddleing on the bed or even channel surfing trying to find something good to watch on t.v.or even catching a movie and going out to dinner, so if this sounds like you then hit me up, sorry to say if you don't send a pic. I will not respond...]]>

<![CDATA[short and simple is always better. i guess im just looking for chill buddy. im into my polynesian/hispanic men. they have to be tall at least 5'8'' and thick. im a girl with thighs and meat so dont get it twisted either. NO ONE OVER 24, after that its too much for me. we could hangout and just have fun. clubbing//beach//whatever. lets just see where this leads us. if youre looking for sexual intentions? stop reading now. so what you waiting for?]]>

<![CDATA[Naggy, clingy working girl seeks insecure macho man for mutual misery (aka ltr) Ive been told that i'm not unfortunate looking but am a bit too tall for most. I work long hours and seldom have days off. I need a strong manly man who can put his foot down and demand I spend a day off with him. He should be a bit insecure and can appreciate my need as a woman to cling. I would prefer someone taller with lots of muscles. Prefrence given to the employeed, sane , wealthy and good looking. Please be between the ages of 25-35.]]>

<![CDATA[do this again, yet here i am. i guess i enjoy disappointment. this is probably the 3rd time i've posted on here. still no mister right. there has to be ONE, at least ONE guy out there for me. someone genuine, honest, funny and outgoing. hispanic and tall are a plus, no prejudice, just preference. i'm 24, please don't be over 29 years of age. as for me; i'm funny. outgoing. chill till you cross me. average height, thick with curves (you MUST like thick women!). hispanic mix. really tired of games and lies. i NEED someone REAL. send me a note (age, location, ethnicity). emails with pics get priority. ]]>

<![CDATA[These words have been drained from my mind, sweet words I want to give you, and I cant sleep. I need to tell you goodnight. When were together I feel perfect, when i'm called away from you i fall apart. While you see, you are sacred to me I cant look away as we lay in the stillness, you whisper to me...baby marry me, promise you'll stay with me, Yoou know you dont have to ask me you know your all that i live for, you know i would die just to hold you, stay with you . somehow I will show you that you are my night sky. I've always been right behind you, now I will be right beside you. So many nights I cried myself to sleep now that you love me, I love myself I never thought I would say that...I never thought I would meet you. Where are you, im still searching. ]]>

<![CDATA[I’m glad I caught your attention. I’m in hopes of finding a FWB who can host. I enjoy Black or Hispanic mature military men who can hold adult conversations. Please respond with the following. Age Location Nationality Picture Let me make your New Year Happy!! ]]>

<![CDATA[Name: Leah Age: 21 Height: 5'2 Weight: 135lbs Location: Kailua The lost are usually never found. But I was off track for the early part of my life now i'm trying to pick up the broken pieces of my torn up past. Moving forward slowly progess is so suprising for even me. I thought I had found love in someone that had made a promise to be in love with someone else. I was burned and I really don't feel like getting burned like that again. I'm HAPA! "Haole" and spanish, hawaiian. I was born in Maui and moved to cali when I was like 4 years old. But recently moved back to Kailua, Oahu to make a new start. I love to surf as you can tell in my pic! That's where I spend my time if I'm not working. I work evenings so that I can surf during the days and the weekend. I also love music it's my life. I currently live alone and have a car. I'm very independent and definitely not needy. I love freedom as i know most men do! Trust me it's not a bad thing to want some type of freedomw! I like tall white guys with colored eyes. So yep Military guys are definitely welcomed! LOL. I have a weakness as do most of the girls who live here in hawaii. I don't date local guys because I'm afraid they'd be my cousin or something. LOL. So So Sad but oh so true! Please respond with a picture in your email and please write something about yourself more than a paragraph. Please don't ask me for my number or naked pictures because I'm not into that. If I like you, you'll be able to see me naked in person! Thank You for reading and I hope to hear from you soon!]]>

<![CDATA[I am a nice woman who is independent. I am looking for a nice, faithful and loving guy. I would like to meet someone who has conversation- other than sex. Someone who can take care of himself. Someone who is honest... I would like to meet someone who loves and appreciate life. All that I mention (qualities) seem to be what the men nowadays lack. I am not looking for Mr Perfect but how about a Mr Nice faithful guy? smile We can be friends to start off with...let's see where we go from there. I have pics but will not send it to just anyone. I am of a mixed heritage, asian and black. Take care and hope to hear from u soon. Pls if you are just about sex, respect me and go on to the next woman!!! Thank you for your time...]]>

<![CDATA[In the spirit of New Year resolutions, I am posting one last time here hoping to find a person who is intelligent, has their own life, not bad looking, has a great sense of humor and is single and sane. I am looking for a friend to do anything and everything with, depending on our schedules and what we agree to do. This is my definition of a "friend with benefits": We care about each other and what happens in our lives. We design our own relationship and as long as activities are agreeable to both...it is part of the definition. I am NOT looking for a one nite stand. Please don't reply if you are married, a smoker, a guy with no self esteem or backbone. Let me know if you are interested in this post and have a reply that is not pre-made. I like personal replies and if you have a picture, please send it. I am not perfect and am not looking for a perfect guy. Just be open minded and willing to have lively conversations, a good person, freind, employee, etc. Have a wonderful New Year!!!]]>

<![CDATA[BEWARE EVERYONE SHE IS A FAKE, She wants you to join FLING DOT COM. It goes no where because here ID is invalid and you never hear from her again She is a loser and needs to get a life. You should at least have the decency to start the New Year in the right direction. ]]>

<![CDATA[I am an early retired bass player who enjoys singing traditional Hawaiian, standards, and others. I would love to meet a nice gentleman who is caring, thoughtful and kind. It would be super if the gentleman also plays music and or, sings. I volunteer playing music at nursing homes and have just as much fun being there, as the residents do. I am an Asian who eats healthy, and of slender built. Constructive conversation is always a pleasure, and I am mechanically inclined. I look forward to your response. ]]>

<![CDATA[I am kind, gentle, hard working woman from China that is looking for a good man. Someone who is honest, easy going and kind. Someone who is enjoys the good things in life but knows you get there through hard work and dedication. I enjoy shopping, travel and eating out but have worked for everything I have gained and would expect that in you. I have a 13 year old son who lives with me and is in need of a father. I am looking for a husband, friend, life companion. Please no players, serious replies only. If you are someone who is honest, true of heart and faithful and are looking for a woman with those qualities, then please contact me.]]>

<![CDATA[I am looking for a tall man, I am 5'11 and 140 lbs. Very athletic and toned. No drugs, 420 okay. Me, I am looking for an intense sexual realtionship, Love to dress up for you or? Send me your pic and stats. go from there. Aloha]]>

<![CDATA[Looking for someone that can start a friendship with and maybe lead to more. I am an attractive educated girl. Just looking for someone that is fun and might want a relationship if the friendship goes right. Seems people these days all want NSA. I love the water, movies, political discussions, hiking and all the rest this beautiful island has to offer. Also I am a very tan white girl. On the shorter side but proportionate. ]]>

<![CDATA[I want a good looking man with: gorgeous eyes, great smile, fantastic teeth, nice butt, who also brushes his tongue, knows how to clean up after himself, chews with his mouth closed, and well I like a man that can get dirty when he works hard but he cleans up really good too. I don't care about hair color and body type. I don't mind a belly but not one that looks like you're 9 months pregnant either. LOL! Skin color doesn't matter only connection. I am not a skinny woman but there are quite a few men that think I am sexy and that has to do with attitude and how I carry myself. Please know, I am not here for sex, I am a Christian woman with values. I have a huge heart and I love children. I have 5. I am also a woman who is tired of doing everything myself. I have been the "man" of my house for too long and am looking for someone who is capable of stepping in and filling those shoes. They are big shoes to fill. I also want someone who is financially stable and is capable of helping me out if I am ever in need without question or judgement. I'm sick of struggling. I have a busy life that revolves around my children, I put them first, I want a man that understands that. I am a very tough woman and I don't put up with jealiousy, hatred, drama, verbal or physical abuse, I've been there before and am tired of wrestling a man to the ground and forcing him to tap out. Yes, I can defend myself and if you know me (which I'm sure most of you will) you will say to yourself, "yep, I can see that" If you want more details and want to see a picture, then hit me up, tell me who you are, send pic, or give me your name. By the way, I am looking for a house, my kids and I have to move, like yesterday... 3 or more bedrooms cheap. I will respond to every email it just might take me some time. If you're the type of guy that would want me to go to the beach and watch you surf, then I am not the woman for you. I am not in constant need of attention and I always have things to do with my time. I have my priorities straight and so should you. Sorry, its just how it goes. I take life very seriously and I think that time is precious, surfing is a one person sport which is selfish. I would rather hang out with my kids on the beach playing. Yes, I am a bitch... but I'm pretty cool too. You would have to know me to understand. If you have made it this far reading, I truly am impressed. Most men wouldn't take the time to read the whole thing. If you did, you just might get somewhere with me.]]>

<![CDATA[Look I live n Ewa, its fuck n boring out here, i need a buddy to talk to snuggle, or if ur lucky, get lucky!!!!!!!I'm not sure what I want just help me wit my bordom...........please!]]>

<![CDATA[Looking for Polynesian men! I am a white female, moved her from the mainland, college education, independent, has job and takes care of herself. I am 6'0", with thick/curvy body... if you like what you hear, shoot me an email and a pic and I will email you back ASAP!]]>

<![CDATA[IF YOU ARE FEELING LONELY TONIGHT, WANNA HAVE FUN WITH A DECENT ASIAN WOMAN TO CELEBRATE THE NEW YEAR? I AM 5"2', 118LBS, PRETTY LOOKING ASIAN WHO IS FEELING LONELY TOO...TONIGHT... BUT KEEP IN MIND I AM NOT THE ONE WHO IS LOOKING FOR A NIGHT SEX OR SOMETHING... I AM SERIOUS...]]>

<![CDATA[Your posts are lame and lacking. Please try harder.]]>

<![CDATA[What the gesture means... -Kiss on the stomach; I'm ready. -Kiss on the Forehead; I hope we're together forever. -Kiss on the Ear; Your my everything. -Kiss on the Cheek; We're friends. -Kiss on the Hand; I adore you. -Kiss on the Neck; We belong together. -Kiss on the Shoulder; I want you. -Kiss on the Lips; I like you. ____________________________________________________ What the gesture means... -Holding Hands; We definitely like each other. -Slap on the Butt; That's mine. -Holding on tight; I don't want to let go. -Looking into each other's Eyes; I just plain like you. -Playing with Hair; Tell me you love me. -Arms around the Waist; I like you too much to let go. ~Laughing while Kissing; I am completely comfortable with you. ____________________________________________________ Advice; Don't ask for a kiss, take one. If you were thinking about someone while reading this, you're definitely in Love. ____________________________________________________ Requirements; Post this again after reading!! Or you will have a bad year of Relationships. ____________________________________________________ If you LIKE, LOVE, OR MISS someone right now and can't get them out of your head then Re-post this within One Minute and Whoever you are missing will surprise you ]]>

<![CDATA[I am an attractive, active, busy woman looking for friend to love and spoil. You must be honest and available--talkative, physical, willing to laugh and be hugged, a lot. You must be a little off--have a wry smile and sense of humor--reading is helpful, love of the water, outdoors and working out a must-I very much will trade spoiling and being spoiled. I would love to occasionally be surprised, delighted, be made to smile. Tell me about yourself and send a picture.]]>

<![CDATA[Im a 20 year old woman, who is real, down to earth, caring, affectionate and beautiful. I am looking for a real (black) man. Preferably between the ages of 21-29. I just got out of a long relationship and hopefully I will find someone who will be my friend for now, I am not interested in having a "fuck" buddy. I am tired of being hurt and I am just looking for a man who can be honest, supportive, faithful, and most of all real. I want a man that I can spill my heart out too, and be able for him to never judge me. I want a man who will treat me like a queen and would love to spend time with me. If you think you can be that man for me hit me up at the email listed above. Your picture will get mine. I look forward to talking with you. Until then God bless. ]]>

<![CDATA[I'm in town right now and will stay for three weeks. I'm searching for someone who I can be with at night, have FUN, if you know what I mean. I need someone who go get some drinks while talking, and see what we're up to after. I'm open to FB's and couples too! ]]>

<![CDATA[all these things describe me. I have worked very hard all year and am ready to find friendship with a possiblilty of more for the new year. I am single, with no kids. I don't want a 24/7 thing, just s special someone to share life with. If you are interested in the same thing, then email and tell me what you are looking for please. Happy New Year!!]]>

<![CDATA[If you clicked on this, despite the title, kudos to you. You're not aching for a nude housekeeper or an asian princess. I'm not racist, but uhhh white women need men too. Anyway, welcome to my ad. It's not pretty or anything, though if it was up to me, it'd be pink with some color of stripes or polka dots. And it'd smell good. But since CL doesn't give this option, we'll pretend. Okay, what I'm looking for is someone who A) made it to this paragraph withing cringing B) Someone who can match my retarded humour, easily, but not annoying the hell out of me while doing it C) Is looking for friends first. Refer to C above for most important aspect. I'm only 22 but I'm totally over random sex. Yeah, sex is nice, well better then nice, but really? I like good conversation, laughing, being goofy. I'm not asking for any relationship, but I'd like to get to know one another before you get to see my panties. You MUST be able to hold a conversation, easily, that doesn't involve your mom, your moms dog, your WOW character, video games in general, or how I would totally be grateful if you let me sleep with you. I.DON'T.CARE. Please be between the age of 23-33. And attach a pic, or you'll never hear from me again. Swear. <3 the overtly sarcastic woman ]]>

<![CDATA[I LIKE TO SPEND MY EXTRA TIME WITH A GREAT GUY. EXPLORING, EXPERIENCING AND DOING MANY THINGS THIS ISLAND HAS TO OFFER IN A COUPLE-LIKE FASHION. SEND PIC AND I WILL, TOO. ]]>

<![CDATA[Aloha: Would be interested in a party, any social gathering,with a mature gentleman. Please call five five 4 nine six 8 zero]]>