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<![CDATA[Looking to meet others interested in mountain biking. There are several events in south texas from mtn bike only to bike/run, and bike/run/paddle adventure races. Interested in expanding my social network if your like minded. If you never competed before its easy and classes for all levels and all FUN! Very healthy hobby and nice people. Money should not be an object if your on a budget. 18-50 Most events are 2 hrs drive and costs the same to go alone so no worries. Professional guy, married, sane, normal family values etc. Wife is a road cycler and will know....sometimes comes to events. This is not about that in case your mind is wandering! lol]]>

<![CDATA[I am looking for someone to help motivate me and work out with. I am fairly strong, but I would like someone to help to continue losing weight. I don't have a gym membership, but I have been using the P90X and other workout videos at home. I also have a gym at my complex, but it kinda sucks! I am new to town and don't know anyone, so maybe we could hang out. I just want to get healthier and feel better about myself and am not finding the motivation to do it alone. I am a size 14 and I want to get down to an 8.]]>

<![CDATA[I am looking for someone to help motivate me and guide me to working out. I am fairly strong, but I would like someone to help. I don't have a gym membership, but I have been using the P90X at home. I am new to town and don't know anyone, so maybe we could hang out. I am not looking to hook up or for a relationship. Just want to get healthier and feel better about myself. I prefer someone around my age (25-35). Here is a pic of what you would be working with! I will only respond if you send one back.]]>

<![CDATA[It is Saturday and I have to work. Keep me entertained and email me. Any topic really......... pics exchanged on request.]]>

<![CDATA[Hey everyone I am a bartender at good times in Alvin I work today from 12 to 7 its right off of highway 6 next to steinhousers. I'm kind of new here and always trying to make new friends so you should come in. A little about me I'm 23 blue eyes long brown hair 130 lbs. I'm from California anyways come see me if you get board. Shayna]]>

<![CDATA[I am looking for a relationship with a masculine, athletic guy. I would like to hang out and get to know a nice guy that have good conversation and love sports. I want a man's man. I don't have much experience with guys here and have not had anal sex with a guy. I want to experience a lot but would prefer to be with one guy on a regular basis. VGL blk guy here that prefers white or hispanic guys. The best situation would be to meet a guy that is in same boat as me. Not much experience and masculine. ]]>

<![CDATA[I am 34 hispanic married male. Looking for email/chat friend, or fwb, depends on how things go. lets chat about anything. ]]>

<![CDATA[I have tickets to see Creed at Cynthia Woods tonight. The person that was supposed to go bailed out at the last minute so I am looking for someone that would be interested in going. I live in the Galleria area, we can either meet here or out in the Woodlands. If you are interested in going send me a message with Creed in the subject line so I will know you are real.]]>

<![CDATA[31 yo single male, been really busy with work, need someone to email/text as the day goes on to make it interesting...doesnt matter single or married just want to get to know someone good at heart.]]>

<![CDATA[Sort of bored watching tv right now. Want to text with a bbw for awhile? Im divorced so no married guys please. 40 and older only. Thanks]]>

<![CDATA[wm, 53, piano player. Looking for elec bass players to explore blues/jazz. Mostly have played classical, old/pop tunes off lead sheets. Looking to have a good time, go easy and work on blues/jazz. Also, looking for any other piano players who want to do some 4 hand playing. Can play mod difficulty here. If practicing the music, more difficult stuff. As with blues/jazz, looking to get together more with musicians, hone the skills and have a good time.]]>

<![CDATA[I'm interested in going on the Atlantis Cruise from LA-Mexico on Oct 17th. www.atlantisevents.com Anyone else interested in going as well? I could use a cabinmate to share the room and avoid the single suppliment. Atlantis will match up a single traveler but I would prefer to chat with a guy first to see if we are compatible etc. I don't do drugs and a non smoker. I'm an easy going down to earth white guy. I'm not looking for sex, just a cabin mate. ]]>

<![CDATA[I am trying to open a bottle of Merlot, but I cannot get it open. Can someone please help me? This is NOT a joke. Thanks.]]>

<![CDATA[And I'm up to 434 :-P So keep me company in the meantime :-)]]>

<![CDATA[I have booked a Cruise leaving Galveston Nov-28 to Dec-5 and need someone else that would like to go.....If you would like more info just send me a message....]]>

<![CDATA[I am looking for somebody to hangout with. Maybe to watch a movie, a club, or take a walk on the beach. I am really new to the Houston area and I have just been working. Really looking for a friendship. If interested please txt me at 5059206898. Thanks]]>

<![CDATA[No drama...absolutely no sex..... but sometimes a person could just use... a long, warm comforting, hug... Do you sometimes long for a nice long cuddle? The sort of hug where you wrap a girl in your arms and just squeeze for ages? The kind where she leans in and nestles into the safety of your strong arms and inviting chest? I miss those. I miss the type of hug that makes me close my eyes and forget the stresses of the day. I am a 38 year old, fat, happy, professional woman; I'm a recent empty-nester, enjoying a new simple life on her own but who also misses those long, quiet, comforting hugs and a nice strong gentleman to share them with.]]>

<![CDATA[Ok, here's the deal. I am a sarcastic, dirty minded, smartass who can also be girly, silly and fun. I am looking for a guy friend because I don't really get along with most girls. I don't do drama, keep up with what the "acceptable" time for txting/ calling or whatever. If I am busy, I'll get back to you and if I'm not then I will keep up a great covnersation. I usually figure the same goes for guys and don't worry myself with stupid girly oh why hasn't he called me stuff. I'm either really busy or really bored and I keep the most random hours of anyone you will ever know. I'm separated, a mom of 2 little ones who live with their dad and a crazy fun puzzle. I just want to be completely honest, because that's the kind of person I am. I love all types of music, am a sucker for romantic comedies (enter girliness here) and can be completely sponteous. I'm gonna put a few quotes from my favorite movies, see if you can figure them out :) Please send a pic and I will gladly sned one in return. Just because I want to make sure I'm talking to a real person and put a face to a name. "Is good thing you come to Bratislava in the summer. In the winter, it can get very depressing." "Who wants to take on the grey bush?!?" "Come what may" "Creeping like a communist, it's knocking at our doors, turning all our children into hooligans and whores!" "As you wiiiish" "I wish the goblins would come and take you away, right now! That'a not hard is it?!?!?" ]]>

<![CDATA[hey i am 24 i live in texas city im a white male looking for a black female shoot me an email and we will see where it goes ]]>

<![CDATA[Have had alot of free time here lately, and new to the area just looking for someone to hangout with, nothing major can stay in or go do something I up for about anything. Lets talk email first and If we get along start to hangout.]]>

<![CDATA[Here I sit on a Friday night plugging away at work and homework. As this beautiful night unwinds, i sit working. Oh happy is the day. About me, a sassy quirky girl looking for someone to talk to and maybe even eventually one day to hang out with ......one day. I lost a very dear friend this week and it has made me realize and appreciate just how short life really is and how important it is to connect to people that have spirit and energy. Why not talk to people of like mind? Why not inspire my soul with the light of another? I hope that the beauty of this night finds peace in your heart. About you: intelligent, i think good mind is a great gift, fun, energetic, honest and human. No bots please, you lack that spark that i so desire. I am into music, art, museums, adventure, barbque, laughter, reading, gardening, sunsets, joy and living life. If any or all of these are within your scope of interest, by all means drop me a line and lets chat. I don't believe in lies or hidden agendas, so please be honest. Brass, bold, vivid and candid i can take, just be honest and real. So that I know that it is human fingers writing to me, please include "Fluffy bunny" in your title. come on, its fun to say.... ssshhh you don't have to tell anyone, but admit it..... they are cute. Did I mention that I am playful? So bring on the fluffy bunnies and happy evening to all. ]]>

<![CDATA[I need a fishing buddy to go to galveston out to the jettys with. My bubby had shoulder surgery so I need a guy or two to takes his place. I live in Dickinson where we'll meet and we can go from there. ]]>

<![CDATA[birthday was today and if i find some one cool enough all drinks on me for you and your home girls ill send pics if you send.]]>

<![CDATA[ Seeking friends in the Pasadena area or surrounding cities. Hispanic guy (mexican) just looking for friends to hang out with, go to movies, eat dinner with, etc. nothing romantic. Hispanic or white is a plus, Im masculine so I prefer you are too! guys between 20 and 35 years of age, send me message, we'll trade pics and take it from there!]]>

<![CDATA[Hi, Looking for female friend, caucasian, 30-42, hwp, married. Not looking to change your current situation. Share emails and chat. Please no drama. thanks for reading. ]]>

<![CDATA[bored at the house. just looking for someone to text. about anything]]>

<![CDATA[ I have no problems making friends, but I'm new to Houston and kinda’ curious about what sort of people a craigslist ad might throw my way. I don’t want to sound like a snooty intellectual, but seriously I’m kinda tired with the usual small talk “buddy” friendships that I get with guys. I’ve always tended to get along with girls a lot better. They’re just more fun. So, about me: I'm 28, 5'11’’ (no this is important really, you always wanted a tall friend, right?) 180, tan, brown hair etc. I’m confident, witty, intelligent, and a little bit eccentric. I smoke daily, drink occasionally, I don't do drugs, I live on coffee, I love music of all kinds, and I have a great love for the small things in life like quiet rain storms and clouds that look like David Hasselhoff. I love to read, write, cook, and can, and will, kick your ass at scrabble. I'm extremely easy going, drama free, and I love to laugh uncontrollably at really stupid shit. About you: Confident & self-assured, witty...perhaps a bit sarcastic, eccentric, intelligent...perhaps a bit arrogant, open minded, 4:20 is okay, a good sense of style, extroverted is a plus, a bit spontaneous, and a very intelligent and engaging conversationalist. I don't think I'm asking too much! So, send a pic if you’re feelin’ fancy, and put “David Hasselhoff” as the subject line, and tell me a little bit about yourself. Talk to you soon.]]>

<![CDATA[Hey guys, this is a little embarrassing, but I'm looking for another guy to help me trim my body hair. I have friends and family, but I'm embarrassed to ask them. You should be hairy too and want me to do the same, also be between athletic to average. I'd prefer another guy in his twenties too, but I'm open to guys in their thirties. Masculine, white, hispanic, middle eastern guys only please and have a sense of humor LOL. When you reply, please send a picture too. I'm 5'10 & 180lbs by the way.]]>

<![CDATA[i Am looking for a sexy girl.. She has to b funny, outgoing, can hold an intelligent conversation.. also has to have good hygiene. I want a classy girl! Girls interested plz send pics or text or whatever .lol Age does not Matter under 40! just looking to hang out drink a beer night swimm or somethin! nine7zero three one three eight zero nine one ]]>

<![CDATA[22 year old female looking for a job asap Prefably south southwest or downtown area plz no work at home jobs plz contact me back thanx]]>

<![CDATA[Hi there, I am 25 and newly moved to Conroe I don't know anyone and I am so bored and have no idea what to do with my time. I want to meet new people near Conroe that once we get to know better I can visit whenever. About me: I am 25 white, 6'3" 245Lbs, Ex Soldier, smart, single, great listener, loyal to a fault, humorous (i'll make you smile, even if I have to break a leg.). My hobbies are Everything from World Of Warcraft, to archery (LEARNING!) I don't want to spend all day playing WOW, I want to meet someone who plays for a couple of hours a day, or not at all. I want to go out and watch movies, hicking, backpacking, anything, I love to drive, I love to explore, I love animals, I love everything. I just need someone to do things with. I love music, from Nine Inch Nails to Far east movement. What I am looking for: Female, 18-35, someless less then 245Lbs. I want someone who is single so there is no drama, I am looking for a friend, however if things lead to anything and we both think we are right for each other then .. well what happens happens. And lastly, your pic gets mine, however feel free to reply without one. So that I know your not a bot Please put "FTW" as the subject line. Well I hope to hear from you all.]]>

<![CDATA[20 year old fucked up chick into bdsm shit(I am a switch), horror movies, metal music, creepy stuff....looking for some texting fun and pic trading. ]]>

<![CDATA[If you are it's my treat! Not looking for anything else; just a good time with some good smoke!]]>

<![CDATA[Do you need help with the pool or house cleaning, well I'm here to help! Young sexy cute latino does any type of cleaning. Also, I can wear any custome you want or just underwear! Contact me for more details, you won't be dissapointed!]]>

<![CDATA[Looking for a nice lady to hang out with and see movies or eat or anything really. We could go out or stay at home or whatever.. Kinda open for ideas. I like going out to eat, movies, maybe a drink or something. Txting, talking, hanging out or whatever Really just want a friend right now but if we click and it grows into something more then thats just fine too. If your interested send me a email and let me know a little about yourself and all that and lets see if we can talk and get to know one another. Im s/w/m 5/9 about 150 blonde/blue and athletic build ]]>

<![CDATA[Need help cleaning, well I do pool and house cleaning! Plus I'm sexy young and cute latino. Also, I can just wear underwear or any costume you prefer. Conctact me for more details, you won't be dissapointed!]]>

<![CDATA[Throwing a hotel party tonight (Friday) @ the omni hotel downtown in a suite, Alcohol, food, fun, music, and badass ppl hanging out! Calling hot chicks! Yes this may seem random, I recently moved to houston and WE NEED MORE KICKASS PPL for this party! (NO this is NOT some swanky weird sex party...just a regular get together, drink, swim in the pool, listen to some music and have a kickass time! type of party) We'll have food and whatnot available. Text Jeremy for details. (No ugly girls, bitches, or ppl trying to start drama!) We will be going swimming, but that is optional, if u wanna swim bring your suit! Here are some pics of me as well as the hotel! Please no initial phonecalls PLEASE BE 21+! We are all 24-28 NO UNDERAGE DRINKERS...if u look underage im gonna ask that lame ass question! Text Jeremy for details! 832 350 9494 ]]>

<![CDATA[So, I am working tonight, it should be interesting in my truck. There have been pursuits every night this week. There will be some arrests/ accident scenes. Any cuties out there that want to hang out and see another side to traffic? Not for the squeamish. Send your pic and no guys!! ]]>

<![CDATA[Danky, Stanky, Dro]]>

<![CDATA[Wats good im on here looking for friends i really dont know that many people out here so i need some friend if thats u hit me up wit ur num]]>

<![CDATA[I am going to a bar in Houston tonight, am new in town. I dont know where to go , i am relying on my GPS and google for direction. Any cute single lady mind joining me. Please be cute and drama free, your picture gets mine. For answers to all your questions send me an email. P.S the bill is on me.]]>

<![CDATA[Young sexy cute latino does houseboy work. Eyecandy or any costume you want me to wear. also poolboy work or any cleaning services you need. Message me for pics and more details! *you won't be dissapointed! ]]>

<![CDATA[I want to go to a bar in Houston tonight, am new in town. I dont know where to go , i am relying on my GPS and google for direction. Any cute single lady mind joining me. Please be cute and drama free, your picture gets mine. For answers to all your questions send me an email. P.S the bill is on me. ]]>

<![CDATA[HI LADIES, I AM JUST LOOKING FOR FRIENDSHIP AND CONVERSATION, MAYBE A LUNCH MEETING OR DANCING JUST FRIENDS. I AM A VERY OPEN MINDED AND ADVENTUROUS MAN THAT IS REALLY JUST AN AVERAGE GUY. I HOWEVER HAVE A GREAT SENSE OF HUMOR AND LIKE TO LIVE LIVE TO THE FULLEST. I WORK VERY HARD AND HAVE A GREAT CAREER ITS STRESSFUL BUT IT AFFORDS ME THE THINGS IN LIFE THAT I LIKE. I LIKE DANCING GETTING OUT ON MY BOAT OR MOTORCYCLE WHEN THE WEATHER IS NICE, I ALSO ENJOY TRAVEL AND AM OPEN TO ANYTHING. IM WOULD LIKE TO MEET WOMEN IN THEIR 30'S AND 40'S. IT DOESNT METTER IF YOU ARE IN A RELATIONSHIP OR NOT BECAUSE IM JUST LOOKING FOR FRIENDS, THANKS FOR READING]]>

<![CDATA[I am looking to meet a female for friends hopefully in my area, I am a professional within my industry and love the outdoors,dining and movies. Hope we can meet.]]>

<![CDATA[I am trying to find someone to go to the concert, I have a extra ticket. ]]>

<![CDATA[This is strictly platonic... Looking for some company to go to the HOB tonight. I'm a really sad I missed Corrine Bailey Rae last month. I had no idea she was there, I simply *adore* her. But if you're interested in going tonight just send me an email. I'm also open to seeing other live music or going to Miller Outdoor Theater, just interested in going out tonight w/ some new people. About me? I'm a African American, a lover of art, music, cooking (vegetarian), politics, business, traveling and lots more. Pictures will get higher preference. I'll send one back. Cheers!]]>

<![CDATA[7 years experienced massage therapist professional, located in SE Houston/ClearLake area available weekends and most evenings email for more info discounts for students, military, and seniors! ]]>

<![CDATA[I am married and just looking to chat while at work. Not going to get into the details as that is a good conversation starter..lol]]>

<![CDATA[Holy Crap! I can't believe I'm still at the office. please help me kill the agony!]]>

<![CDATA[Hello gents, I'm looking for guys over 35 years of age or thereabouts who enjoy great rallying fun and exercise on the tennis courts. I enjoyed the sport of tennis since I was 14, so I'm looking for guys who enjoy the sport of tennis as much as I do. Usually I'm available week days after 6 pm and anytime on the weekends. I live in Sugar Land, but I can meet you at any tennis court in the Houston area. I'm an African-American male, 52 yo, 5'4", 150 lbs. I'm always looking to improve my speed, power, accuracy, strategy and endurance on the courts with new and different people. It would be great if you have some tennis skills so I can adapt to new situations and challenges on the tennis court. Please send me your age, location and contact number so I may discuss plans to meet with you for great fun and exercise on the tennis courts. Let's have some great fun and exercise on the tennis court! ANY GREATER hP]]>

<![CDATA[Mature man, younger 55, average height/weight, college educated wants someone fit and trim to show me around town as I don't know the city yet. I just arrived into Houston this week and will be staying in the area with friends and family for 3 to 4 months unless I decide to settle here permanently. In search of finding and meeting new friends for coffee or tea as I have lots of time on my hands and free all day and wish to get out of the house. Prefer someone with a car and that is willing to drive and come to me because I don't have a car and hard to get around on public transportation! Only replies with a picture and a phone number will interest me. You must be sincere, down to earth, educated professional and no drugs/smoking. Thanks. ]]>

<![CDATA[Looking to worship a womans hands with long fingernails. Will give them all the attention they need!]]>

<![CDATA[Looking for a woman to let out some steam and kick me in the groin with her pointy toe heels. Kick as much as you want!!!]]>

<![CDATA[I am new to texas and would like to meet some new people to become friends with and hangout and do fun things with so if your interested in getting to know me go ahead and text me at eight three two four nine six seven nine nine two. I will be waiting to hear from you!]]>

<![CDATA[How's it going. I've got some tickets to the comedy show case tonight at 8 and was looking for some fun outgoing college attending individuals looking to make new friends and have a great time. After the comedy show we plan on heading out to the clubs in case you want to come with. Send pic, guys and girls welcome, just make sure your awesome and not a cheap ass. I'll respond quickly to all e-mail's ]]>

<![CDATA[Wife's a drunk and I'm the only one working, but at least I get off at 2 today. Any attached or married women in similar, unhappy situations, that wants to talk, commiserate, or just waste some time? ]]>

<![CDATA[Hi I'm a truck driver that is look for a txt or email buddy just someone to talk to during the times I'm am driving. No I am not going to txt and drive :) I am a good ear and have really good convo! dose not matter you age or race just be a cool person like me!]]>

<![CDATA[So I'm leaving for the weekend to head to the Guadalupe river for memorial day.. Just wanting some cool people to hang with float and drink. I have a small trailer with AC and 2 rooms and plenty of space to party hit me up if your interested.. I'm leaving today. Please respond with pic and ill do the same..just fun in the sun...]]>

<![CDATA[Sup I'm looking for a 420 friend. Its been a while since I've had the opportunity to enjoy the greener things in life, but i'm lookin to start back up. hit me up if you have what i might like.]]>

<![CDATA[i am looking for an attractive women to go out and have dinner and or a movie this weekend. send me a picture and i will send you mine. ]]>

<![CDATA[i would like to meet a young girl 18 /30 years old max, to share my beach house this weekend on galveston,please be fit ,and clean ,i am professional,well educate ,respectful gentleman,fit,clean and desease free, i can pick you up or come to me on jamaica beach,lets have fun and enjoy life]]>

<![CDATA[Just looking for someone to run with every now and then. I used to run and later got out of it but am trying to get back into the swing of things. Want someone where we complement each other by pushing the other harder and harder. Looks really shouldn't matter but I attached a pic for those who might need one. I am going running today so let me know, possibly could catch me today or we could set a time to go running together.]]>

<![CDATA[I just moved to houston and I'm in need of a workout and would love to hangout afterwards. I don't drink, or smoke, or go to the clubs and so I owuld prefer some one who wouldn't think that I'm boring... I like to workout at leat 4 times a week and so if you know any good fitness centers on the sw side of town send me a message and lets get our workout on buddy lol...]]>

<![CDATA[TGIF! Looking for some chat. If it matters I'm white, bbw. let's chat!]]>

<![CDATA[53 year old male nudist from houston area wanting to go to nudist resort this weekend. looking for female companion to go along for the ride. Schedule is flexible---NSA. just thought it would be more fun for both of us to go together than to go alone. pic available upon request. age and appearance not overly important. Let me hear from you and lets go hang out and relax. ]]>

<![CDATA[looking for someone to help pass the time today. Super slow at work and the rain makes it even worse. I get emails directly to my phone so no waiting for responses. I'm interested in talking to white men 21-35 only. And please be in my area if we ever want to hang out or get lunch or whatever. Thanks for reading!]]>

<![CDATA[Let's catch a game and watch manny. Have an extra ticket on section 108. Good seats Tickets and beer on me Reply with pic]]>

<![CDATA[I have 3 extra tickets to the Chris Cagle concert Saturday night, looking for some women to accompany me. I am not looking for dates, not expecting anything in return. The only requirements I have are that you look good in boots and jeans and know how to have a good time. I have never been to this venue so not sure if they have a dance floor, but if they do, and you know how to dance, even better. Age is not an issue, just be old enough to drink and young enough to get wild and crazy. I am not posting up a picture for obvious reasons, it's CL, but I will provide one upon receiving yours. But just to quell your curiosity I am 5' 10" about 180 lbs, average/athletic build (yes, I have a gym membership and use it), clean cut, no tattoos, no piercings. If interested send me an email and let's see if we hit it off.]]>

<![CDATA[New to houston and looking for a cool chick to smoke with and decent connect....went from a daily smoker to nothing cause I dont know no one! It sucks but always lookin for friends to drink and smoke with, chill watch movies, and like i said also a connect...ill buy we'll smoke! lol let me know whats up ]]>

<![CDATA[Recently moved to houston and went from a daily smoker to nothing! Looking for friends to smoke with anda normal connect...email me you you got some goods......NO I DONT FUCK WITH SYNTHETIC WEED EITHER..]]>

<![CDATA[I am a SBF looking for friendship only; I am looking for someone to watch a movie with, dinner, bowling, chatting, somone to be friends with. I am not looking for anything other than friendship in the beginning. I am looking for someone that can be a friend and not looking for someone that wants strings attached. If you would like to get to know me better, send me an email. I would like someone between the ages of 35 and 44. Thanks.]]>

<![CDATA[looking for only friends no chance for relationship or sexual or fuck buds. ONLY FRIENDS I will click with you more as a friend if your also interested in MY INTEREST owning your own corporation starting non profit organization business oriented entrepreneur camping outdoors boating fishing hunting sports athletic in shape love to exercise run jog have a gym membership work out buddies true, honest, understand friendship, fair, loyal go getter positive upbeat attitude, encouraging, family oriented, close with member of family attend local events volunteer help less fortunate community services intelligent mature smart innovative think fast and smart wealthy act live and think. creative smart inventor creator, being yourself unique pride strong high self esteem ]]>

<![CDATA[need someone to take my mind off of my ex, could be in person, or email, idc, just looking for someone to talk to. if it does turn to something, a plus then. dont really care about age, as long as your not like 50 or somehing. will give pics if asked, kinda will be expecting one in return though]]>

<![CDATA[Well I gave my roommate $$$ rent he moved out. Without saying anything so I got kicked out of our apartment and I just need a place to sleep till I get a place btw Iam Joseph 32 swm no kids no drugs no drama and I would be glad to help out ]]>

<![CDATA[I'm looking for someone who knows how to play the guitar and wouldnt mind teaching me how to.....I only ask you be patient and understanding! If you are interested or have any questions....just e-mail me. ]]>

<![CDATA[First off, this isn't a hook-up attempt. Friendship as a result would be cool, but I'm not in any mood for a relationship, sexual or emotional. What I'm looking for is an experienced, pretty, very passable trans or crossdresser for advice and maybe a day of shopping. I've been interested in getting into drag for a while, and I know I can pass well, but I don't want to make any stupid mistakes. Plus, I don't know anything about this, personally, and some guidance would be awesome. Shoot me an email -- We can chat about tips, or maybe have coffee sometime.]]>

<![CDATA[OK. So here I am on CL looking for a normal woman to have a platonic relationship. Wow. Wish me luck lol. I am educated. Single. Looking for a partner(s) in crime to have dinner parties, check out wine bars and new restaurants. I'm also looking for a friend not just a social companion. I'm social. I develop friendships easily. But I haven't lived here all that long and I do not have many opportunities to meet people. SO here I am. I'm healthy. Attractive. I'm not into sports much unless it's actually going to a game. Although I do go biking and I hike from time to time. I'm down to earth with a very genuine personality. I'm a great listener. I like to cook. Watch movies. Check out live bands. Have I caught your interest. I hope so. Send me an email. It's only an email.. ya never know...]]>

<![CDATA[Hey We are hoping that these posts results in a group of people hanging out. we are posting similar stuff on both m4w and w4m in hopes that we get balanced responses. Everyoen is pretty much welcome but we won't make it 100 men to 5 women or something like that... we will try to keep it sorta balanced. race doesn't matter...the only thing is we feel that 21 and up is preferred.. tomorrow is friday...if things go well...maybe we can all hang out. this is not for sex or anything..if something develops between two ppl there...great...but we're not planning anything. hit us up! ---------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------]]>

<![CDATA[Hey everyone. We are a married couple who are just looking to meet some cool people to hang out with. We will be putting similar posts on both m4w and w4m to see the responses we get. We're hoping to get responses from a mix of men and women. Maybe you're new here, you just want some new friends...or whatever the hell the reason. Hit us up and lets all hang out as a group. race does not matter....21 and up preferred. Tomorrow is friday..if things go well...maybe we can all go out. Also....this is not for sex....soooo please dont respond with some retarded statement or question. If something develops between two ppl while we're out...great!... other than that....it's nothing planned!]]>

<![CDATA[Hey Ladies, Thanks for help making Divas Casino Party Bus trip in July a Success!!! Check out attached pics from previous trip. Zoom, zoom, here we go again!! We have a few more seats reserved for "new chic" ... lol, yep, that's Y*O*U!! If you wanna laugh out loud, enjoy a group that treat you like "longtime friend" and participate in gut-busting fun activities for quality prizes; then, YOU need to be on Divas Casino Party Bus!! Oh yeah, guess what else ... you will dine on delicious finger lickin' food and unlimited beverages. EVERYTHING IS FREE!! That's right "new chic", just pay bus fee of $21.00 and get on the bus and have the TIME OF YOUR LIFE!!! EVERYTHING IS FREE!! For more details, send us an email and also you're welcome to join us on Facebook. See ya on the party bus!!! Thanks!! ]]>

<![CDATA[I'm just looking for some new friends...guys or girls I don't care. I just tend to get along better with guys because I'm not really a girly girl and I don't like drama (even though I have some currently but whatever) I don't have any kids and would prefer if you didn't. I'm a little shy at first, but that's what drinking helps with right? lol I am a generally nice person who will be pretty straight up with you but not in a mean way, meaning I'm not rude but if you ask me a question don't get mad if you don't like the answer; I've gotten in trouble so many times from that lol. I'm pretty laid back and like to have a good time. I have my own car, but I'm in between jobs right now so don't really have any money to go out anywhere right now but I'm always down to just hang out at home and drink or watch movies/play video games or whatever, so it'd help if you were close to where I live. :) I like playing video games, watching tv, drinking, movies, going out to bars (clubs aren't really my thing but I'll go sometimes), swimming, cards, bowling, going fishing, board games, just hanging out doing anything really. I don't smoke and would prefer if you didn't either, or at least be kind enough not to do it around me =P I have a bf who I'm very happy with so I just want FRIENDS ONLY. Sorry I'm just NOT interested and NO I will not change my mind. So if you'll have a problem hanging out with my bf at some point in the future then this ad isn't for you. And not like it matters, but I'm a female (obviously lol) white, and about 5'3" and fit. It would be awesome if you were in shape too and it's always a plus if you were cute to boot :) lol Please include a pic with your reply since I like to see who I'm talking to(not mandatory though). And put your age in the title of your reply or I won't even bother to read it. Oh and it wouldn't hurt to tell me a little about yourself and what things you like doing/who you live with or where you live by.]]>

<![CDATA[Looking to spend some time with a FULL FIGURED LADY that 40 or older. Prefer Latino, African American. Me: African American, I'm in my 40's heavy set, fun, enjoyable, nice, respectable, intelligent, and much much more. Please leave me a picture of yourself along with a phone (please). ]]>

<![CDATA[Hello, I'm attached in unhappy relationship. I would like to have some female friends to talk, chat and email. I'm easy going and very friendly. Keep the conversation away from Drugs and related stuff and we should be ok. Thanks.]]>

<![CDATA[so heres the deal lately i've been like a bit down at times cause well just got through with a bad break up and stuff i just need to like just get it out of my head you know and well my friends aren't there so i'm just looking to like go to a movie or catch some lunch so if you feel like doing that hit me up via e-mail ok if you want a pic i expect one too ok im not wierdo just with work and stuff i dont get out much so if you feel like even talking thats cool i like meeting new people..]]>

<![CDATA[I drew a picture of you You and your anchor tattoo And saw the face that I knew Covered in shame You drew a bird that was here A kind of sweet chanticleer But with a terrible fear That the cage couldn't tame That's how I knew this story would break my heart When you wrote it That's how I knew this story would break my heart So, like a ghost in the snow I'm getting ready to go 'Cause baby, that's all I know How to open the door And though the exit is crude It saves me coming unglued For when you're not in the mood For the gloves and the canvas floor That's how I knew this story would break my heart When you wrote it That's how I knew this story would break my heart That's how I knew this story would break my heart When you wrote it That's how I knew this story would break my heart ]]>

<![CDATA[hey guy I've tried responding but am having trouble, send contact info this is something I am interested in I have kids but no sons so some of the things you have missed I maybe can give please be serious and no flake, I am an normal dad]]>

<![CDATA[hi guys, im white, 26 5'11'', br gr eyes, masc, sane, avg build looking for someone cool to hang out with this weekend. i'd like to go out to a straight bar/ lounge over a gay one. im up for sobe/j'r's also. go ahead and hit me up with stats/ pic/ location-cell if u wanna plan asap. ima hit ya up with my pic.]]>

<![CDATA[Looking to hang with couples/singles/ groups who enjoy watching porn..Please host and will bring party favors.. I am a clean blonde/blue w/m and will only reply with pic..I will send mine when I receive yours...No scam ...still raining on the west side...]]>

<![CDATA[i am a very attractive guy i promise. 6'0" tall dont smoke and i do drink sometimes. just in here looking for a friend to have a drink with and from time to time gmeet for dinner or movies. not looking for sex nor love since for now i am attached. if ur interested please send me a message with a photo. i am very attractive i promise you wont regret meeting me ]]>

<![CDATA[ what a f'n HAWTIE!!! had the PLEASURE of meeting this gorgeous Asian vixen. i told you i was going to post an ad about you!! you are beautiful baybee....BEAUTIFUL!!]]>

<![CDATA[WAS WONDERING IF ANYONE COULD HELP ME WITH MY BIZ IN HOUSTON... IM IN LA. AND WAS TOLD BY FRIENDS THAT I MAY DO WELL THERE, IM NOT MOVING . JUST WOULD LIKE SOME WORK, ITS SLOW HERE IN LA. IM REAL AND NOT LOOKING FOR GAMES ..ITS PACKING/ORGANIZING BIZ.. THANKS FOR ANY ADVICE. IM SMART, AMBITIOUS AND CLASSY...NOT TRASHY----IM REALLY LOOKING FOR WORK--------AND GOOD FRIENDS---]]>

<![CDATA[Hi all I get bored at work and am looking for someone to talk to through like the title says email/text. I am 23 married, like to play poker watch movies listen to country, alternative, rap/hip-hop. Like to relax by the pool swim your pic gets mine. Hope to hear from you soon. Put text buddy so I know your real in the subject line.]]>

<![CDATA[heyyyyyyyyyyyy im a 20 yr old aa female looking for new friends. i'm pretty normal if i do say so myself lol. i have a good sense of humor so i'm not all uptight and bitter lol. i don't have any kids but it's cool if you do. we can hang out at the mall, go to the nail shop, clubs and parties just hang out and have fun and chill. i have my own car so transportation isn't a problem for me. i'm open to males and females, gay, lesbian, or straight i'm not squeemish just respect my orientation like i respect yours and we'll be ok. i do have pics i can email you, or you can find me on facebook by request so hit me up and lets be friends :-D]]>

<![CDATA[about me: 6'0" feet tall, light complected, hispanic, very attractive,funny, and fun to be with. i drink, dont smoke, love sports ( footbal season about to start baby) i like going to bars when i can, and love to meet people. what i am looking for: an attractive lady to talk with by phone or email. a person to meet once in a while to watch monday night football or sunday night football with. sometimes maybe go to have dinner somewhere or maybe a movie. i can be a very good friend and i am a great listener too. what i am not looking for: i am not looking for LOVE nor SEX since i am taken. she dont like football nor going out that's why i am here. i am in here looking to meet a great friend that's all. if you are very interested send me a message with a photo please, and put football buddy on the subject line. thanks ]]>

<![CDATA[Staying in Town this weekend, and looking for a new friend to hang out with. Most of my friends are married and are busy with their families. I am in my early 40's, very active, laid back, slim, physically fit, work out regularly. Told I'm attractive by many, down to earth, enjoy various activities. Prefer someone 35-45 +/- 3 years. also in shape, fun, easy going, sane, non-smoker, drama free, drug free, and masculine. Please no fem guys, bipolar nuts that need meds. or alcoholics. Respond back with a little info about yourself, and a pic. ]]>

<![CDATA[And wanting a 420 friend to enjoy it with. ]]>

<![CDATA[HEy beautful ladies im in need of some txting buddies iworkthegrave yard shift and get bored alot so if ur bored too hit me up and i only want friends dont want nothin serious jus like to flirt or friends txt thanks oh and can u put astros on the subject so i knw ur real thanks ]]>

<![CDATA[I have just moved back to the area from another state to get away from a very abusive relationship and have lost everything...including friends. As it stands right now I am living with my daughters god father which is my ex fiance and he can't relate to what I've been through or my needs as a woman or a victim of abuse. I am needing a good friend...one that would never let me down. I need an honest and faithful friend with a good heart and open mind. I will tell you now that I am bisexual so no squimish women either, hence why I said openminded...but I am not looking for a relationship, just a friendship for now...I am 420 friendly and am a very honest and open individual, I listen and give advise and when needed I have been known to go beyond expectations as a friend...I like to have fun and go out, shopping, do girly things, look good, even just chill, but as I said before I lost everything so money is as issue for me. I hope to hear from somebody sincere and beautiful on the inside as well as the outside. I have pictures but can only send them from e-mail or phone and would like to get pics cuz pictures are worth a thousand words...you can tell a lot about a person through pictures. I hope anybody who reads this whether interested or not has a great day!]]>