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<![CDATA[Hey there! Here you have an 18 year old single black female... DDF... 4'11 155lbs. Fluffy NOT fat...pics to prove it ;=) <br> <br> Very down to earth laid back and open minded somewhat easy going.... <br> <br> I enjoy going to the movies... shopping...going out...fishing...ect <br> <br> Im on here to meet new ppl dont really have any expectations and im pretty much open to anything... ex: friendship, reationship... things of that nature. <br> <br> Race is no an issue nor is age...I just seek someone who will keep it real at all times.. <br> <br> Please no married men!! <br> <br> Feel free to reply to my add if you like what you have read! <br> <br> Love... <br> *~shortNsweet~* <br> <br> <br> PS....Plz do not get mad if I do not reply to your msg....clearly i dont want to talk to you... if you send me a msg w/o a pic thats is fine... but make sure to send me one as soon as I reply.... Thank you have a good dayyy!! =) <br> <br> ]]>
<![CDATA[i am a very smart, funny, adorable girl. i have no common sense, but it is endearing. i am 5'6'', have hazel eyes, very curly brownish hair, and a bit pudgy. i am a junior in college. i drink too much tea and beer. i dont drive. i can converse about anything. i have no idea what i am doing on craigslist. i dont dress up. i am too lazy to lie. i have no kids, no man, no drama of any kind and i plan on keeping it that way. i laugh when someone brings me flowers or candy even though i love it. im the type of girl that laughs at a funeral. im very independent. i have a stable job, and stable everything else. i know where i am going in life, where i came from, who i am, and who i am going to become. i just dont want to get there alone in life. . . <br> <br> i want someone who is completely single. kids are alright, but no baby-mamma drama. i am not attracted to other races (im white). i like a guy to be my height or taller. 20-28 preferably. <br> <br> in your reply, please tell me a bit about yourself, send a picture, and a better way of conversing than emailing back and forth. thank you. <br> <br> <br> p.s. i dont want to post a picture of me on craigslist, so if you send me one, then i will send one in return. ]]>
<![CDATA[I am a classy, attractive female 5'6, blonde, brown, 34C, 145. Looking for a preferably older gentleman, who knows how to spoil and take care of his girl who in return will make sure he's satisfied too. Looking for longer term relationship. Serious inquires only, I did say finacially stable for a reason, low ballers don't even waste your's or my time.]]>
<![CDATA[Anyone in the middle of a divorce and just need to find someone to hang out with? ]]>
<![CDATA[<p> I like to get to know people first before I make big decisions. I'm a big believer in the whole opposites attract but you need enough in common so its not weird, Know what I mean. Even though I'm on here trying to find that right person, I am extremely shy, but if you wanna know more, don't you be shy to ask! </p>]]>
<![CDATA[well my name is angela i am single mother and my son is 8 month old I love the beach I like to hang out with my friends i like to sing for fun I like too drink I dont do drugs I dont want a low life loser that has no job or no car and dose drugs I am a pack deal dont get one with out the other my son is my life I am nice preson i just want some one that know how to be there for a woman and that is good to her I dont like big guys two fat ppl dont work srry I love silm men I allways have and i like pretty boy my baby dad was one lol ]]>
<![CDATA[Im looking for a guy that has a bike an would like to take a girl for a ride.. looking in the age range 35-43 and I perfer the guys to be white and a little chubby..you can txt me at nine03ninetwotwoone0fourfour . Im 5'1 i have bllue eyes with blond stricks,, i jahve a nice booty and big breast.. If you like my add just e-mail me are txt me....]]>
<![CDATA[hi <br> <br> <br> ok, if i dont meet someone soon im going to drive insane, lol.. <br> <br> <br> im married, yes, thats rigth, and im looking for someone to distract me from by booring life.. i have almost no free time, but i'll do my best. <br> <br> i like to get to know the person before doing anything, i need to feel chemestry, otherwise doesnt work for me.. maybe we could meet for lunch <br> <br> <br> Im very pretty (white skin, black hair, hispanic, petite), im looking for someone atractive, i like white or hispanic guys, nice bodym (i love dark hair, lol.. but is ok if your hair has another color, jaja)... and i really dont care about your situation (i mean if you are married or have a girlfriend, etc, as long as you are drougs, drama and disease free) <br> <br> <br> I WONT ANSWER WITHOUT A PIC !!! (and i'll send you a better pic of me) <br> <br> <br> Thanks.. <br> ]]>
<![CDATA[I am a single female in my mid 50's professional carrer . I am from Colombian background. I am looking for a man between the ages of 28 - 50. Please NO SOMKING DRINKING, DRUGS, . I AM LOOKING FOR A ROMANCE NOT A ONE NIGHT THING . SERIOUS REPLYS ONLY. MUST SEND PIC AND STAT'S IN FIRST EMAIL. ]]>
<![CDATA[Why is it so difficult to just say hello? I can count the times that our eyes meet and we like what we see. Like you, I am a bit caught off guard by the attraction. It is a path that I have always wondered but never had the guts to venture. So you are White and I am Black, let's just start off as friends. I desire an educated, 38-45 year old, mature, discreet, respectful, DDF, non-smoking, gentlemen that has always longed to be true friends with a classy,soft, pretty, educated, professional, curvy, caramel, woman. ]]>
<![CDATA[OMG!! i dont understand why its so hard to find decent men. Ok I have posted once already and didnt find what i was looking for so ill be a bit more specific im 27 yrs old theres a pic of me at the bottom ok, so im not your average run of the mill built supermodel, im overweight but, im still attractive and yes, i have kids. Im not looking for a booty call either you have to be more than a friend to get my benefits-lol. Anyway, i would like to meet a guy that is not a pervert or a weirdo. I have my own house, car, job, etc. so, im not looking for a sugar daddy either just a normal person. And i have a SERIOUS attraction to hispanics!!]]>
<![CDATA[<p> i believe a man should be a man and a woman a woman. i like when guys plan the dates and there is still romance! i hate "gangsters". grow up. life is short, break the rules, forgive quickly, kiss slowly, love truly, laugh uncontrollably, and never regret anything that made you smile. that said, send me a message!! </p>]]>
<![CDATA[I, am a God fearing woman, seeking a God fearing man. Love to socialize with respectful people, and best of all, love to be home in a social setting with my mate. I enjoy quiet evenings in, watching a game, sharing dinner, with a glass of wine, and interacting with my mate, cooking is fun, in the kitchen together. I love to listen to Jazz, blues, country music, and play pool. On nice cool days, a nice ride on the bike, or a cool walk in the park is just wonderful. I love to enjoy life and have fun, would love to do some traveling. Smoking, and street drugs is not an option, I do not entertain that, have zero tolerance. I do not like druma, and a lot of baggage, I do not have that in my life, I,am a straight forward, loving, caring, christ like woman. Children are grown, and long gone.]]>
<![CDATA[ <br> Hey I am a 21 yr old female looking for a couple who are looking for a third person to share a relationship and grow with... <br> <br> I'm into gardening , love kids, and am very open minded, i love to study.... <br> I am 5'4 weigh 115, 34Cs, long black hair dark brown eyes.... I am very real <br> <br> <br> **Open To Relocating** ONLY TO SERIOUS COUPLES ONLY. **MUST BE OPEN WITH RACE** <br> <br> No SUGAR DADDYS <br> <br> Lets poly our asses off :) jk....... <br> <br> Must have a good sense of humor! be 420 friendly....and like good times! ]]>
<![CDATA[Looking for a caucasian man who enjoys finer things in life and single. <br> loves to travel,the social life and easy going. <br> I will give you more details as we connect. ]]>
<![CDATA[Seeking affectionate male who prefers women with some extra weight. I am a size 12 and offer NO APOLOGIES, as I feel ever so sexy in my own skin and exercise daily! I'm not Sharon Stone or Gina Davis but not bad on the eyes and cool, fun, smart and an interesting lady that is a very young 52, grown son. FYI...size 12 was Marilyn Monroe's size...outdoor lover, active, adventurous and fully employed, as you should be.]]>
<![CDATA[I'm a 41 year old divorced single mom of two boys. I'm not asking for much, and I'm not looking for or asking for a miracle (although one would be nice) I stand 5'1", with brunette hair a little past my shoulders and hazel eyes. I have a petite(short) HWP body. or should i say bootie lol most men like that. ha ha. OK, lets be serious here. I dont smoke, i drink on occasion, i'm very outgoing and energetic. I'm looking for a divorced/unattached man, that doesnt have issues with relationships. And sorry guys if you just got out of a relationship or marriage and your rebounding, your not for me. I have been divorced for 9 years. I have had a few relationships since then. So i know, that i know how to love and be loved. I just recently had my heart ripped out of my chest and shredded into a million pieces, by a man that i knew for a really long time. He thought he knew what he wanted, until it came down to it. Then he decided to bail. So here i am. Back on the market. AGAIN!! UUUGGGGHHHH!!! I've been told i'm a keeper, and a lot of the men i've dated and broke it off with me, has come back around, because you know what they say, "The grass isnt always greener on the other side" I work hard as a single mom. I'm responsible, independent and hard working. I cant be your sugar mama. I'm NOT looking for anything quick, "Down Low" or descrete. I like men who are taller that me, which pretty much includes every one. Please dont smoke, have a job, a sense of humor, a sense of style, your own life, kids are nice, and have a strong faith in GOD!! <br> <br> ****MEN AGES 35 NO YOUNGER PLEASE!!! TO 47 YRS, USUALLY WHITE OR HISPANIC. <br> <br> ! I WILL NOT RESPOND TO EMAILS WITH OUT PICS. AND IF I SPARKED YOUR CURIOSITY ENOUGH TO EMAIL ME, ATTACH A PIC AND A LITTLE BIT ABOUT YOURSELF. Oh yea, please let your pics be current and CLEAR. Thanks Guys <br> Good luck on your search. and remember NEVER SAY NEVER. ]]>
<![CDATA[anyone mellow want to get together for a smoke, a smoke and walk, a smoke and walk and talk...... <br> <br> im a fun loving girl in my mid-20s looking for new friends of all kinds.......]]>
<![CDATA[I'm not sure if the guy I'm looking for would be on here, but thought I'd give it a try. <br> <br> I'm into the professional types, that work hard at their profession and have their S#&T together but also know how to have fun and enjoy life. I'm looking for someone who is past casual dating, isn't seperated/married or otherwise taken, and is really wanting to have a relationship with someone. They have a passion in life, be it the outdoors, music, sports, whatever. They are kinky, sexual, and fun. Hopefully lives in San Francisco and is ideally, in his 30's. <br> <br> I work downtown and live in the city. I'm tall, athletic/curvy-cute, sexy and attractive. I have an outgoing personality and am a happy person with a good job and an education, great friends. I have passions, love going out but am a homebody deep down. <br> <br> If your interested in something potentially ltr and not a casual hookup please tell me about you and send a picture... I'd love to hear from you. ]]>
<![CDATA[<p> Well i enjoy reading nothing special I'm generally a homebody but I do enjoy going out and having a good time whether it be dancing going out for a drink or just going to grab a bite.I'm looking to try to get to know people before anything I'm not rushing into anything just trying find someone who's down to earth and i can connect with and of course not asking for no Mr perfect but i definitely have to have some type of attraction to you. </p>]]>
<![CDATA[I'm tired of being single <br> I'm really smart and passionate <br> I'm looking for someone who is as serious as I am, and is READY! <br> I am African American and I do prefer white guys ages 18-25 ( a little over is okay) <br> I have tons of pics, and will be happy to share YOU WON'T BE DISAPPOINTED <br> ***REPLY WITH PICS OR I WILL NOT REPLY*** <br> -Put "PURPLE" in the subject line <br> <br> ttyl]]>
<![CDATA[You need to be honest, warm hearted, fun easy to cook for, like to travel, maybe just lay in the back of my truck and <br> look at the stars on the beach or on a country road. I am the kind that likes to do all things, sometimes I can't stand still and then other times I like to just listen to you talk. See life as I see it is to be lived I would like to have some one that wants the same things. No bull, no players not my style. Ride motorcycles, 4 wheelers, jet skis, boating, fishing, I'm woman that can....So, let see <br> if you can match that....... Kinda Cattie and like things neat....Not lazy only when I'm with the right kind of person....]]>
<![CDATA[And pretty loyal and devoted until you catch a case for something I tried to keep you out of and you end up going to jail for close to a year! <br> I probably shouldn't even be on here because I do realize how many nice pretty single girls with a whole lot to offer might be on here. And I don't have a whole lot to offer you except that I am a good listener, extremely devoted to the man I love when I have one, and there's nothing holding me down from becoming part of your life other then your's and mine's lack of having started our relationship.However, please don't expect a first date the same week we start talking via email. Oh not to mention I'm pretty and if I were a doctor then I could have any guy I wanted. Good looks alone aren't going to hook em all!!! lol...... I understand that .I'm caring and trusting. Please don't respond if you are looking for anything in me that would compromise my character or your's. The taller the better! Looking for a leader ! Clearly I'm the woman and want to play the woman role. Send a pic if you'd like a response.And no sunglasses or hats!! There's nothing to hide if you want a shot with me. ]]>
<![CDATA[I am looking for a Man who is strict and masculine. I am very feminine, and want to serve a Man by being performing the domestic chores-doing the cooking, the cleaning, the laundry--all the woman's work. I want to take the woman's role, while you take care of the more important things-the man's work. <br> <br> <br> I am a young lady with an old soul--I defintiely have the mindset of what women used to be. I am looking for a dominant Man who beleives in the values and way of life we seem to have gotten away from--when a Man was the head of the house and was respected, loved and obeyed. <br> <br> <br> A man who is also a beleiver in domestic discipline is admired. I accept and understand that the man of the house has the right and responsibility to discipline his woman whenever he feels it is needed--a swat on the skirt for being sassy, sending me to put my nose in the corner when I've been naughty or a session over your knee if I seem to have forgotten who's boss. As a woman, I know I will only feel safe and respected in a relationship when I am well disciplined and know my place; and sometimes that place is well punished with a soundly spanked bottom from a Man's loving hand. <br> <br> <br> If you are really seeking something long term and are old fashioned and open minded, we should talk. Send me a reply and let's get to know each other. I am young-in my 20's, and am about 5ft4 and slim. <br> <br> <br> Thanks for reading and I look forward to hear from you soon. Please put "I'm willing to take you in hand" in the subject line-so I know you are real! <br> <br> Thanks! <br> ]]>
<![CDATA[I have my own car, job, and house. So you should have the same. I have no kids so you must have no more then one. Sorry Im looking for a drama free relationship. I'm looking for a black man between the age 27 to 32. Must be at least 6'2 or taller. Football player type of body. No pic. No reply. Put "I'm the one" in the subject of the email so that I will know that you are not spam.]]>
<![CDATA[<p> I enjoy walking, movies, concerts, bars, pool..all the usual things. Its not about what you do, but who you do it with. I'm interested in finding the right guy who can make me feel like there's nobody else in the world he'd rather be with. If you want to get to know me then send me an email... </p>]]>
<![CDATA[Atractive 38 hispanic female looking for a LTR, professional, nice manners, family oriented. Looking for a clean look male, nice manners, responsible between ages 35-45. why do I post here?. well pretty much I stay busy from work and home, hardly social life, so I decided to give it a try. Will exchange pictures after contact is made. Thank you for responding.]]>
<![CDATA[So here goes nothing, I’m a 21 year old country girl looking for someone that’s fun, and outgoing . If you like hunting and fishing then we already have 2 things in common lol. So if you think you are ready for a real country girl that knows how to have a good time, hit me back! ]]>
<![CDATA[Why is it that most of the men on here have the same description for themselves? "I'm laid back, real dude seeking a real female, family oriented, funny, and a cool person to be around". Where is the originality? Those same men, I have noticed have a list of things they require in a woman. They are so picky, yet the approach is the same as all the others. Where are the the men that do not fit the cookie cutter mold. The men who are not afraid to say what they are thinking. So now that you know some of what I want, here is what I'm not looking for: <br> <br> Crazy <br> Hygiene challenged <br> Live with Mother( or mother living with you) <br> More than 1 child(negotiable) <br> Unemployed <br> Dishonest <br> insecure <br> gold teeth <br> disrespectful <br> The men who have suits hanging in the closet in case of a court date, or a funeral. <br> 420(weed, hash, kush, marijuana) smokers <br> <br> Race is not important. <br> Age no older that 35. <br> Distance is an issue, so I prefer someone in the greater Houston area. <br> <br> <br> As far as myself I am <br> <br> AA(black female) <br> Sane <br> Employed <br> Own place <br> Car <br> 1 child <br> Curvy(same size as Monique now) <br> Sarcastic <br> Funny <br> Respectful <br> BRUTALLY honest <br> Music/Movie lover <br> I love sports, bowling, playing pool, and golf. I love to travel but I'm terrified of flying(weird huh?) I love movies where things blow up, and I only watch scary movies during the day with other people around...LOL I absolutely enjoy live music,especially Jazz, and R&B. I like poetry and spoken word venues as well. I love comedy clubs because I love to laugh. I just got into the gym so I am learning to like that. I believe in GOD as the most high so if that is not your belief as well....Move on to the next one. Games, like hide and seek, and tag are meant for children, so if you are not willing to talk then meet, move on to the next one... <br> <br> Oh and one more thing, you can see me, so I dont care if you are King Midas...NO PIC...NO REPLY...NO EXCEPTIONS!!!]]>
<![CDATA[Trying to get over a man I can't seem to quit. Anyone wanna talk to me. Text with me tonight. <br> <br> I am 24 <br> red hair <br> 5'4 <br> bbw]]>
<![CDATA[single well traveled cosmopolitan woman seeking like minded man for possible long term relationship.want to retire to a place w/ warm sand ,sparkling beaches and a simpler life. serious minded only please.]]>
<![CDATA[Like many, I am trying this yet again. My last CL experience was not a good one. The guy that I met was a total douchebag (and I am being kind)! This is where the irony comes in. He claimed that he did not want or have time for drama and then HE proceeded to CONTINUALLY create it! That is SO irritating. By the way, limey, if you are reading this...don't even think of responding. I made it clear that I do NOT want to talk to you! <br> <br> I can be the coolest woman that you will ever meet. YOU keep the douchebaggery to an absolute minimum and we will get along great! <br> <br> I am 43 years old. I have long, brown hair and green eyes. People have told me that I am cute. I have straight teeth, a pretty smile, etc. I am a big girl (some call it bbw...whatever). I am working on losing the weight though. I have lost some already and I continue to work toward that goal. I am smart and funny with a sometimes sarcastic sense of humor. Sometimes the stupid stuff in the world makes me laugh. Sometimes it pisses me off. <br> <br> I am looking for, at least at first, a casual friend. A companion to go to the movies with or out to dinner. I am a very sexual woman and I am really good at what I do. But slow down, cowboy. Get to know me first. The reward will come and when it does you will not be disappointed; I can assure you of that. <br> <br> If any of this sounds remotely interesting, e-mail me. If it does not, that is fine. No harm, no foul, NO drama! :-)]]>
<![CDATA[<p> Affection is important, as is romance. I want to be surprised with thoughtful gestures, rather than always being the person who initiates them. Someone I'd choose to hang out with over anyone else... And ultimately, I would like unconditional love; is that too much to ask for nowadays? </p>]]>
<![CDATA[Hello, my name is Jennifer im a 27 year old single mother i have been married and divorced once. Im pretty mature im looking for someone that i can have a connection with and just be with and spend time together and hopefully develop a relationship. Im not looking a "daddy" for my kids either im very independent and my kids well they are just that - MY KIDS!! Anyway, if you are looking for a "booty call", keep on lookin Im pretty confident and determined to find what im looking for. No perverts, sexual invites or threesomes and definately no women!!]]>
<![CDATA[Hey! guys... i'm here seeking a DATE for my friend... A Trip to San Antonio From Friday- Sunday. <br> She is single, Asian, 26yrs old, 5'2tall, Cute, fun, down to earth, and open minded... More to LOVE. <br> Please reply with recent face and body pics. UR PICS GET HER. THANKS <br> P.S. ...YOUR OWN EXPENSES. WE NOT NO SUGAR MAMAS!! LOL... WE DON'T MIND PAYING FOR MOTELS AND GAS. ]]>
<![CDATA[As the title says I'm allergic to BS. I don't need some arrogant, cocky, guy who thinks he is God's gift to women. I am simply looking for a guy that is Honest (maybe asking for too much here), faithful, has no baby mama drama, has a job, (bonus points if its a career) and enjoys simplicity at its best but can be spontaneous at the spur of the moment. Please be Hispanic and enjoy dancing. I am a divorced , latina, 5'2 and HWP. I enjoy dressing down but also love dressing like a Mujer, asi Sexy y Bien para mi y mi Galan. <br> <br> Besos, and Hope yo hear from you soon!!! ]]>
<![CDATA[I am a 27 year old BBW,puertorican,recently became single & my friend dared me 2 post 2 weeks ago & I did,got a lot of weird emails but 1 got my attention, met a nice young man but it didn’t work out : ( but that’s life! <br> <br> So here we go again....... <br> <br> Looking 4 mature,honest,intelegent,funny,good looking male that knows how 2 treat/appreciate a lady & does NOT lie or play games!!!!!!!!!! By good looking I mean good looking,if you would not like you then why would you send your pic to someone else??? I'm tired of emails with no pic,NO PIC NO REPLY....I mean it & dont send me your dick pic,a man that is secure in himself does not have 2 show off the goods.....be between 27 & 35 & NO WEIRDOS OR PSYCHOS..............okidokie lets see what happens <br> <br> WARNING:Proceed with caution I am high maitnance & require a lot of attention so if u r up 4 the challenge feel free 2 contact me......I am brutally honest & what u see is what u get with me!!! <br> ]]>
<![CDATA[I know this is a dirty site but I am looking for a good relationship, friendship as mimimum....decided give it to try. <br> What I want is someone who is intelligent, attractive, tall, white, with a lot of goals in own life. I have personal preferences so dont feel bad if u dont fall into my description of my ideal man. <br> About me: white, educated, attractive, single, funny, kind, caring..have way too many qualities. We will get to talk about anything we want to. <br> <br> Please, send me ur photo while replying and I will send mine if I like what I see and what I read whenever I get a chance. Also, tell me something about yourself, at least few main things. Thanks in advance. <br> I am not a dating agency and I hope u dont send me any of that crap.]]>
<![CDATA[ <br> I feel really sad because all my efforts to try and make friends here in Houston, isn't working. I dont go out much so online is my only means to try and meet people, so far not good. I feel really ad about this because it looks like i am going to be without friend for a long time. I try to accept this with a good heart but sometimes like now i break down and cry. Why is it hard to make friends here? If you think you have any idea of how i can make at-least a friend, would you be kind enough to let me know. I am a simple, normal, down to earth, kind lady. I am black, live off 610, go to school and work. I am Christian, 5'11, and 166lbs. I love to go out, meet people from other cultures and volunteer. Right now, i think i would love to meet someone from another culture. Something g about interracial friendship that i admire. If you want to know more, please feel free to ask.]]>
<![CDATA[Hey whats good guys ok Ima make this short Im looking for a Black man only sry thats just what I am attracted to I am single have 2 beautiful kids no baby daddy drama I live alone wk and have my own car I do have pics but I will not send one unless I recieve one I am not in any way into games and I am not just looking for sex we can all get sex ne where please if you have a gurl, wife friend on tha side or any of that skip to tha next add Im lookin for a man of my own not someone elses :) If I got ur attention please respond and we can go from there]]>
<![CDATA[This is just some advice from someone that made a mistake and things out way out of hand. I wished I had just been quiet after I got what I needed from someone but I did not and kept at this person until things got very ugly. You can't make someone like you or want to be with you, so if you find yourself in a situation where someone has said good bye, respect them and their wishes! Learn to walk away and not be persistant or mistreat others. ]]>
<![CDATA[I am looking for a unique fellow. Someone has moral, value, patients, educated and sensitive to a lady. <br> I am an Afriican American female, size 10 (model type) . <br> Love picnic in the park, movies, romantic dinners and good conversations. <br> Love to still hold hands, hug, kiss, very old fashion type. <br> Will send pic..when you reply.]]>
<![CDATA[OK! So I am going to try this! I am really tired of dating loosers and the same old bar scene. I am not looking for someone to take care of me or anything in that effect. I can do it by myself i am looking for a decent guy that is looking for the same things as me. I am 5'4 Blue eyes athletic body. I am looking for a guy that knows what he wants out of life and wants to go after it! I do not mind drinking or smoking but life does not revolve around it. I want someone who is sweet and nice looking... If this caught your eye and you want more infornation feel free to ask whtever i am a pretty open person....]]>
<![CDATA[<p> some of my friends describe me as an easy- going hippy, although i'm not really sure if they've got that right. i guess that's just who i am on the inside. so, if you feel like talking, message me. i don't do the IM thing unless you've sent me a least one email that contains more than the words, "how's it going?" :) </p>]]>
<![CDATA[HEY FELLA S JUST LOOKING FOR SOME FUN...HAVN'T DATED IN A WHILE...I WOULD LIKE TO GO OUT WITH AN ATTRACTIVE BLACK MALE...HOPEFULLY TONIGHT OR TOMORROW THE SOONER THE BETTER I'M BORED AND SINGLE? LET ME KNOW I WANNA HAVE SOME FUN, MAYBE CARNIVAL, OR DRINKS, OR GALVESTON OR KEMAH....LET ME KNOW <br> <br> ABOUT ME <br> ATTRACTIVE <br> 25 <br> DARK SKINNED <br> 5'8 <br> THICK NOT FAT <br> NON SMOKER <br> SOCIAL DRINKER <br> <br> YOU SHOULD BE BLACK <br> AVERAGE ATTRACTIVE LOOKING AND FUN <br> <br> HARD TO FIND A NICE GUY TO TAKE A GOOD GIRL ON A NICE DATE......LETS SEE WHERE THIS GOES YOU PIC GET MINE <br> BYE NOW]]>
<![CDATA[Let's cut to the chase- I'm 29, a graduate student from India, and looking for a guy my age or a few years older, race and nationality unimportant. I enjoy getting out and meeting new people. I really would like to get to know someone as a friend and then we can evaluate where we might want to take things. If nothing else, I would love to have a few great conversations with new friends. I do have a few preferences: <br> 1. Must have at least a bachelor's degree- the more education the better. Must be professional and independent, as I am. <br> 2. Must be tall, but I'm only 5'2", so I suppose that is relative. <br> 3. Must like to laugh because I do-I have a big, huge, loud laugh and you should be able to stand that. <br> 4. Must be interested in some of the things I'm interested in, which include: reading, movies, watching home-improvement shows, doing home-improvement projects, photography, working out, taking walks, traveling, and coffee-shop philosophizing. <br> 5. Must have hobbies and activities of your own that you would be interested in introducing me to. <br> <br> If you think we might click, shoot me an email- I'll send you my picture when you send me yours. :) ]]>
<![CDATA[<p> I enjoy walking, movies, concerts, bars, pool..all the usual things. Its not about what you do, but who you do it with. I'm interested in finding the right guy who can make me feel like there's nobody else in the world he'd rather be with. If you want to get to know me then send me an email... </p>]]>
<![CDATA[Just as the title states...I'm working on my weight, but it is what it is for now. I'm a professional white woman who, despite how much weight I can lose, still will be attracted to taller / thicker men. Not looking for a serious relationship, but let's see where it starts! Please send a picture for a response. Discreetness is a promise.]]>
<![CDATA[We all truly need to do something unexpected. <br> <br> The local fire department or the local police officers have very dangerous jobs, do something nice for those that risk their lives to protect and serve! <br> <br> What you give is small in comparison as to what you receive in return! <br> ]]>
<![CDATA[Its sometimes better to let sleeping dogs lye than to do right by someone. If you meet someone off this site, be careful. <br> <br> So if you find that you are communicating with someone that you can't trust, let it go. Move on and find someone you can trust. Don't make a big fuss over it or get ugly with the person, just leave them alone! <br> <br> Respect yourself and don't settle for less than the best! ]]>
<![CDATA[Someone who is drug free, in shape, taller than 5"4(cause i'm 5'4), white, between 27-31 of age only, well rounded, open minded, not a party animal, likes dogs, good heart, manly, independent, respect your elders and ambitious!!! <br> <br> <br> Me I"m a well rounded Asian girl. Likes to go to the golf range, charity/networking event, happy hour(don't drink much, allergic!), dog park, fishing, traveling, trying out any new restaurants, college graduated, very independent! <br> <br> Put "friendship" in subject to avoid spam. Send a pic first(no naked pix pls)!!! NO PICS NO REPLY! ]]>
<![CDATA[<p> I gave college a try but decided to pursue my true passion which is art. I am looking for some great company and a shoulder to lean on. Looks are secondary to me, I want a beautiful guy on the inside. Write me and maybe it will be the start of something special! </p>]]>
<![CDATA[Hello <br> Young Mother to be looking for a guy who know what he wants in life. I am about to have a little Girl so i dont have time for any games.A little more about me I am a college student with a job and a car. if you want to know more hit me up. Plz send picturess and put ur fave food in the title. Here are some on my pictures]]>
<![CDATA[Dominant woman seeking a white submissive man between the ages of 45-55. Let me take control and ease your mind. There'll be nothing to worry about once you're in my loving arms. Don't be fooled though. I'll be strict when I need to be but I'll be so to encourage obedience and respect. Be true to yourself and honest with me and we shouldn't have any problems. If this is what you're looking for email me. <br> <br> ]]>
<![CDATA[So I have come to the realization that I don't have much experience dating. No, this is not a bot trying to use the word "dating" as a sexual innuendo. I actually mean dating. Going out with someone new with the sole purpose of getting to know them and having a good time. It's not that I'm socially awkward or ugly, on the contrary, I work in the service industry and rely on my personality to pay my bills. I am plus size, but not the kind that can't get off the couch without shimmying to the edge and then using both hands to push myself up. Just curvy with a cute face :) <br> <br> I have a college degree and am working on becoming a teacher. I enjoy movies, books, good people, margaritas with friends, traveling, and lazy nights in browsing On Demand watching shows i've never heard of. <br> <br> I'm pretty open as far as who I would like to date. I get along best with people who are 22-28, intelligent (this isn't always measured in education, but please be able to write a complete and well thought out paragraph), adventurous, and open minded. <br> <br> I swear I am not a bot. I am watching Chopped on the Food Network (go ahead, look it up, it was on at this time) so if you send a one sentence message saying "making sure you aren't a bot" and expect a response.....you will not get one. Please give as much of a description of yourself as I have given of myself. Pictures are appreciated, but not required at first. I will gladly send one once it has been established that you are willing to put some effort into a response and are not simply a picture collector. Have a great night!]]>
<![CDATA[I am a bbw that has just started a journey to fitness..... after years of being in bad relationships i have changed what i am looking for i am a country girl that likes the simple things in life i have a full time job and after work i go to the gym everyday i love hangin out with my family i am looking for a white or hispanic male between the ages of 28-35ish and some one to talk to after a long day or someone to spend time with when the day is over i am looking for someone that will like me for me and will understand that is not all about me nor all about you never know what life with thru at you and must be able to change at a drop of a hat i have attached a picture as i do expect one in your email reply]]>
<![CDATA[30 year old blk fem of slender build, seeking to exchange conversation with a blk male between the ages of 30-38. I'm a free spirit type of chick who has not gone out in awhile - kept a low profile for awhile and since I am starting to dislike Houston, I figured I better take the opportunity to experience it some more before I write it off. I enjoy dancing, bowling, skating (all things I haven't done in forever, lol) and just living life. I'm VERY simple, meaning it doesn't take much to please me. I don't smoke and I drink socially....]]>
<![CDATA[ <br> <br> hi there im looking for a serious guys to start as friends and possible LTR. Im just a simple person, i can describe myself as being honest, caring and loyal person. please be serious, thank you so much and hope to hear from you]]>
<![CDATA[I am a full figured hispanic mixed female in search of a south asian or hispanic male i am looking for someone that is ready for friendship leading into a steady relationship /marriage. So with that said I am seeking marriage minded male who has good nature comes from a good family and someone that enjoys life. If that is you send me a PIC and and EMAIL telling me alittle about yourself I will do the same.PLEASE DO NOT REPLY AND SAY THAT YOU ARE MARRIAGE OR SEPERATED I WILL NOT REPLY]]>
<![CDATA[I AM IN SEARCH OF SBM, I AM SBF WHO LOVES A GOOD CONVERSATION, BIKE RIDES, TRAVELING AND READING]]>
<![CDATA[Yeah,....You can sit on your ass & turn your problems over to God.....Or ya can get OFF your ass & pull yourself outa the rut you're in to change the way things are.... Guess which one work sooner??]]>
<![CDATA[Sweet, sexy and single woman seeks a LTR with a SD. You must be height and weight proportionate, professional, and 39 to 50 years of age. Marital status is unimportant to me. I am looking to be taken care of, pampered, loved, cherished, respected and treated with the utmost kindness. Please live within a 15 mile radius of the Clear Lake area. No spam, no creeps or freaks. Please send a picture of you when you reply to my ad. ]]>
<![CDATA[Im 27 and work in the medical field. I work wayy to much and dont get a change to go out. <br> I just wanted to see if there are any interesting men on here. <br> <br> I not ugly and not fat! So dont think that I'm just some fat chick. I'm pretty cute I'm just not going to post my picture. <br> <br> I have a certain type that I'm looking for so here it goes..... <br> I like men that are at least 6' <br> not into black guys and please have a good job abd a decent car. I do so I expect the same. <br> If you have any questions contact me with a picture and your info. <br> <br> IM NOT LOOKING FOR A ONE NIGHT STAND! <br> Please no men married or that have kids. ]]>
<![CDATA[The title says it all. I wanna find my cowboy. A true southern gentlemen. Someone who doesn't lie or cheat and is ready for something real. I'm not looking for someone to take care of me cause I'm capable of that on my own. If ur interested then email me with a pic and we can go from there. Hope to hear from u soon.]]>
<![CDATA[I am looking for someone down to earth that knows how to respect a attractive woman.I am also looking for someone honest that I can communicate good with. I am a black female 5 foot 2 and I weigh 110 pounds and I am very down to earth. I am looking for a guy who loves to spoil, and pamper a attractive woman.Please respond with picture.]]>
<![CDATA[I wouldn't normally post an ad on craigslist, I have done it once in Cali and meet a really good friend as a result. <br> I looked through some of the mens ads and I can't say I was too impressed with the selection here in Houston. <br> I am recently divorced mother of two, I hold a job, I am educated. I love intellectual, philosophical conversation. <br> I am very picky about what I want so only those who fit that profile need respond. First off I would want to chat <br> via IM windows messenger. Too see whether or not we are even intellectually compatible. Also I would like a picture or two <br> to see if there is an attraction, your pic gets mine. I like tall guys, average to fit in frame, I am usually attracted to white or of European descent. <br> I like brunettes, I will make exceptions. Personality is key, I am not that shallow sometimes personality goes further than your looks, sometimes the <br> hottest guys turn me off as soon as they open their mouth. I am not a perfect stick figure but I am attractive height and weight proportionate. 5'8 hour glass figure, dark brown hair hazel eyes and I am white. <br> If you would like to know more send me an email. I am looking at men within the age range 26-36 give or take a COUPLE years. Must be employed, have a car, <br> and know how to speak correct English, nothing turns me off more than someone who talks like an idiot. I am not looking for something too serious at the moment, maybe just someone to hang out with once <br> in a while and have fun with, if more happens than great, if not no big deal.]]>
<![CDATA[pussy eater's and kisser are more then welcome to please me I looking to get out tonight had have some real fun your pic gets mine i would love to meet tonight Im a BBW black female so u must like BBW ]]>
<![CDATA[What is wrong with all the men. <br> <br> Why is it that everyone has sex on the brain. <br> And even if a man says he isnt about sex well lo and behold <br> withing a few hours of talking, guess where the conversation leads to. <br> Dont get me wrong if that is what you are looking for then more power too you <br> but i have stated time and time again that sex is not what i am looking for and i manage <br> to end up talking or meeting some sex craved or starved man who is practically <br> jacking of before the date is over. i mean really <br> <br> If you are a horny toad, and all you are seeking is to get a girl in bed, then <br> be honest and stop wasting a girl's time who is truly looking for a nice guy. <br> If you can not or would not wait 6 months before u get the goods then next!! <br> <br> If you have sex on the brain then please move on. If i wanted sex i am pretty sure <br> that i can go to a club and just show some boobs and bam some drunking idiot <br> with a tiny slong would be very appreciative. <br> <br> Single female ebony sexy, curvy, sarcastic, a bitch to most, an angel to few. <br> seeking a good guy who doesn't think with his cock, but with his mind and heart. <br> I need and want someone who isn't looking to fuck, who wants to get to know each other. <br> Smart, funny, sexy and sweet and age appropriate. <br> <br> I deal with sex craved and hormonal teens everyday and i would just like to be in the company <br> of a genetlman who isnt going to expect a fuck at the end of the date. <br> <br> <br> ]]>
<![CDATA[I wanna go out tonight with someone that knows how to have a good time!! I seem to meet "boring guys" and just want to have a some fun. Drinks, laughing, etc... I am 5'4 one hundred and sixty five pounds, curly auburn hair, green eyes, sexy!! I am in the Katy area~! !! Your pic gets mine!! <br> <br> <br> ]]>
<![CDATA[ <br> <br> Hi i'm 21 female of course. just got out of a 14 month stressfull relationship just looking for some one to hang out with movies dinner excersice. someone who doesn't mind talking from nothing to everything. i am a very open, and honest person; i dont like lies or games or bullshit. i do not currently have a job but i am looking going crazy without a job. i am a laid back woman.I have been told by many that i am a one of a kind woman and they hate to lose me. I love horses and dogs i have a horse at my mothers in pearland and i have a dog here in dayton with me. i just want someone to hang with if more developes after time then we shall see. please no lesbians or any thing like that. and guys this is not a rebound booty call i dont sleep around i dont do drugs/pills/pot/sex. i don't care what people look like an am 220 my self but 80% of thats muscle im 5'3 1/4 brown hair blue eyes. i easily get along with guys i am not a whiny female and i enjoy out doors very much.hell i can change my own truck oil and tires. love having bon fires in my back yard. i do drink but not much, i dont mind clubs can't dance to well but would love someone to take time to teach me. up for the challange? and i do not smoke and would prefer to hang out with some non smokers an non dippers (gag) those who always get drunk need not respond the x was an alcoholic and im done with that. NO MARRIED MEN.( no the x was not married) im going to be selffish this year and have fun in my life and do the things that i have to do and want to do. i am a snuggle kinda a person so if we know each other enough to watch movies at home i do like to snuggle i like being held. can ya blame me? I do not mind some one who is a religouis person i am a christian myself. fyi those who respond need be respectfull and honest individuals looking to hang out with decent MEN. ages 21 to 30 if intrested send a message if not thanks for reading hope you had a good laugh. pic may be exchanged at later times just because you send me a picture doesn't mean i am going to send you mine. the whole pic or no reply is rather childish. <br> ]]>
<![CDATA[I miss the rodeo. It so happens that I am in town this week, but my friends are out-of-town (Spring Break). So, since I really want to go the rodeo, and I don’t care to go alone, I’m taking the bull by the horns (pun intended). It occurs to me that a nice gentleman might be perusing these ads. <br> <br> Me: Intelligent and well-educated professional (JD); fifty and fun-loving; 5'6", brown hair (highlights), green eyes, and a non-smoker. Attractive and self-confident. Not (yet) slim, although working with a personal trainer. (I mention this only because this seems to be a deal-breaker for many men who post ads on CL.) I have a sense of humor and I am adventurous. However, by adventurous, I mean that I am happy to consider trying new things like white water rafting - not like being chained to furniture on the first date. I have many interests, including exploring new places, dining outdoors, sharing popcorn at the movies, walks on the beach, amusement parks, and concerts - to name a few. And, there is a good chance that I will be moving back to Houston next month. <br> <br> You: Intelligent and well-educated (graduate/post-graduate) professional; non-smoker with similar interests and fun to be with! <br> <br> I realize that life is short and I believe that we need to embrace it and make the most of it. So, if this sounds like your idea of a fun evening, write, share your thoughts, and send a photo. (There is something to be said for chemistry.) Please enter “Rodeo” in the subject line to help me distinguish your reply from the spam that I am dreading. I will send my photo with my response. (We should both consider this to be a potentially enjoyable evening. – Smile.) <br> <br> ]]>
<![CDATA[Broaden his horizons? What, to match your fat ass? <br> <br> That trip might work if you were young, smokin' hot & looked the role when you donned the latex but at 55 - fuggedabowtit, it'd look like someone stuffed a ham into a black sausage skin. Do your own chores & buy a steely dan dildo to worship your delusional ass...]]>
<![CDATA[Nice looking divorced woman. No children. <br> <br> Height and weight proportioned. <br> <br> An older or a little younger mature man wanted. <br> <br> Not interested in living a chaotic, dramatic lifestyle although I do appreciate creativity and openness to learning and growth. <br> <br> I'm not looking for someone to make a commitment for the rest of their life. Life changes, people change, circumstances change. I prefer some kind of reasonable expectation to develop a reliable sincere companion, partner and friend... If you are interested let me know. <br> ]]>
<![CDATA[Hey. I'm pretty shy, and dont know what to say! lol <br> Im a 20 year old college student... just looking for someone out there! (: <br> mesage me back!! <br> <br> thanks. (:]]>
<![CDATA[im 47, i act much younger. i want someone to enjoy a beer with start off slow maybe something more later, i enjoy concerts i like many types of music, i like cars, fishing, margaritaville, tennis, anything goes outdoors. im 5'8 someone taller would be nice. brown hair hazel eyes if you wanna know more message me, ask away. your pic gets mine.]]>
<![CDATA[I know you don't want to hear the usual introduction where I tell you about how I'm giving this a shot and hoping to find a great guy so I'll skip that. I don't want to create a long list of "wants" so I'll be brief. I'm looking to meet a man who is confident, but not arrogant. You don't have to be the greatest man in the world, but I hope you'll feel that way as we get to know one another. I want someone hardworking like myself, but you don't have to be a workaholic. After all, we need at least some time together. I'm not looking for a couch potato. Let's enjoy each others company, and go out and enjoy the outdoors. I'm a big fan of live music (classic rock and country), traveling and camping. <br> <br> I don't want to jump right in to anything, but let's start as friends and see if we click. I'm not the type of woman who just 'doesn't understand' your concerns about meeting someone new so don't worry; I'll understand you. Let's see if we mesh. Tell me a little about yourself and what you are looking for in a relationship. Your picture gets mine. I'm looking for someone over 35, but ideally over 40. <br> ]]>
<![CDATA[That is the best way I can think of to start off any sort of friendship! If you never say hello then you'll never get to know anyone. I have always been the type of person that can easily talk to anyone in almost any social situation. The thing is I am horrible at flirting or picking up on it when someone is doing it to me. Because of this I have missed out on many romantic oppertunities! So obviously I am currently single, and would like for that to eventually change. I'm not however, looking to rush anyhting too fast! I am looking for a friend, someone I can laugh with, cry with, and just sit in silence with and be completly content. I am a very laid back and usually just go with the flow. I love to laugh and I am not afraid to even laugh at myself, but I also know when it is time to get serious! I enjoy music, and love to be exposed to different types of music. A love to catch a local show or a big sold out concert. A night out at a bar is fine if with the right people, but I prefer a night in watching a good stand-up special on TV. I love to get together with friends and have a big ole BBQ inviting whomever shows up! One of the most important things about me is that I am a MOM, one of the best things I have ever become. I am not looking for someone to jump in as a daddy or anything I just want to make sure you understand she is a BIG part of my life, and will always be. I have posted quite a bit about me. If you are close to my age, and would like to learn more then shoot me back a HELLO and we can go from there! <br> <br> ]]>
<![CDATA[You tell me if you are sane, professional, degreed and love life. I prefer caucasian or asian men only between 31-42. You should be be fit and at least 5"9 in height. I have red hair(with blond highlights)green eyes, 5"9 and weigh 145. I am also a single mom of one. If this remotely interests you please respond but remember that I will request a photo on the second email and I can spot a liar and a cheat a mile away. If you are married or in another relationship, stay away. Believe me, I will figure you out in the first five minutes so please don't bother. Hope to hear from real, honest and sincere men.]]>
<![CDATA[In town for the weekend...18th-21st. Love to dance, fabulous food and wine, and exciting local attractions. Never been to Houston, looking forward to having a great time. Have plans on Thursday night at the Black Eyed Peas concert. I'm in town with my best friend, he's gay, need another outlet. Please respond with a photo, no drugs/diseases/funky teeth. Must have a decent job, class and a car. Please be 36-46. Please reply with "Ava" in the subject line.]]>
<![CDATA[Why is it that the older I get the more I want a man around? I miss having someone to sleep with, maybe not every night but several times a week. <br> <br> I'm looking for more then FWB and less then marriage. I don't need a man, I want one. <br> <br> I prefer my men to be between 25-45 and slim to average, not over weight or chubby. If this offends you then you are not the one for me. <br> <br> I myself am not slim to average, however I'm not really a BBW but I am size 18, so a little overweight, I'm not ashamed of it. If you don't like big girls go look for a small one. I am pretty funny and would keep you laughing. <br> <br> So if you like bigger girls, live in the Humble area, have a job and car and like to be dominant in the bedroom--not overly but hair pulling and take charge, send me your pic and if I like what I see I'll return mine. Just so you know also, I am not a beauty pagent winner but hope I'm not too bad lol]]>
<![CDATA[<p> No flings please, I've had my heart broken way too many times. And I do know I am young but I want a real, lasting relationship. Mr Right, not Mr Right now, if he is even out there. </p>]]>
<![CDATA[Lets start with I have personally heard sooo many things in regards to Craigslist, Yes good and bad...With that being said Im going to try and leave this short and sweet! Ive done this once and no winners so lets go at it a little different! Im a 24 year old single mother...So oviously Im not looking for just a lay or some idiot psycho. Im actually looking for a good guy!!! Are there any out here?? Now lets get these looks out of the way...Im tall and cute (wink wink). Have pictures just so not going to completly put my business out there. Now your looks...Lets start by saying Im totally attracted to black guys. No not no thug or ghetto black guy..sorry guys, but definatly dont mind that bad boy look thats a good guy. No offense just my preference and unfortuantly thats what I want right now. Lets also say he has to be tall! (5 11 and up) Please dont waste either of our times if this isnt the case! Kids arent a issue unless your a baby maker..Please please have a job and car...And be tall dark and handsome...(Wink wink). Two cute people will compliment eachother lol. So thats pretty much the most important and well talk more if and only if you send a picture! ]]>
<![CDATA[im about to eat my co-workers last cookie, because they're addicting! and i dont like her, so there! <br> other than my harbored, hatred toward this woman, im generally i nice human being who enjoys my job very much. <br> i enjoy all kinds of music, especially punk and rockabilly. <br> im not a "fit" person so if your looking for a size "6" just, go to the next ad. <br> im also NOT a conservative person <br> i laugh loud <br> travel often <br> waste money <br> make fun of people <br> hang out with the riff raft (who are my peers and heros!) <br> and fall in and out of love with in the blink of an eye. <br> <br> i dont cheat, or yell, or fight, or do drugs or lie. (i try not to lie, whats the pint to it? what goes around comes around in the end, and REALLY, who wants that to come back at them?) <br> i do drink from time to time, but not often, and not wrecklessly, oh and i smoke camel lights :P <br> i LOVE my family <br> i LOVE my life <br> im tall, thick, many tattoos, long hair, job, car, roomate, and a few friends here in houston <br> i dont usually pay attention to men shorter than 6'0, or skinny ass men. i like tattoos on men, and a man with his own life, and can take a joke <br> <br> is it weird that i dont like being in a restroom with the lights off? <br> ]]>
<![CDATA[ <br> I don’t have eloquent words or outlandish descriptions or unrealistic expectations for the person I desire to become acquainted with. All I ask is that person treat me with respect. <br> <br> I am paper bag brown, 5’7”/175lbs height and weight appropriate. I am currently seeking a male companion to embrace life with, explore new sights, share dinner, good conversation, companionship, travel, and other things (perhaps even a pen pal or merely friendship). I appreciate a well spoken person; who can hold a good meaningful pleasant conversation on a variety of topics. I do cook and enjoy preparing meals together. If any of these attributes interest you, please feel free to respond. Thanks for taking time to read my post. <br> ]]>
<![CDATA[If your going to advertise your biz here, then perhaps spelling the key words to your advertising would be advisable. Otherwise, it makes you look unprofessional and uneducated. Kinda like those folks who advertise commercial entities in non-commercial forums. ]]>
<![CDATA[Hello! <br> <br> I am 31, Mom of 1 son, looking for someone to hang out with. I am very laid back and easy going. I have a job, car, and place to live. I expect you to also! I am 5'7, green eyes, 180 lbs, shoulder length brown hair, and a big smile. I will not post a pic but if you send me one I will return one with no prob! I love being out doors and trying things I dont know anything about. I just purchased some golf clubs would love someone who can show me how to use them. The back of a motorcycle is awesome, I want one soon!!!! <br> A person of intrest must be stable and single. Prefer non smoker social drinker and great sense of humor. You must be taller than me and weight at least a little more. I do prefer bigger men. :) No more than early 40s. Respond with pic and questions and I shall do the same. <br> I am vague until my intrest is peaked a one liner is not going to do it. Thanks and good luck to all! Jen :)]]>
<![CDATA[It is hard to decipher all of the terms "women" on this site have developed to disguise their sizes, so here is a brief list. <br> <br> Average = Only slightly obese <br> Curvy = Walrus-like <br> BBW = Morbidly obese <br> Good Personality = Fat and deceptive <br> Fun = Looking for you to pay her bills <br> Normal = Has 1+ kid(s) <br> <br> No one gives a shit about the interests a Big Bitchy Whale has unless they include "Treadmills" and "Not eating" <br> <br> Attractive girls DO NOT EVER post on Craigslist. The sooner you figure that out, the sooner you can start laughing at the whales that do post here.]]>
<![CDATA[First I would like to say thank you for looking at my ad. I am 48 love life and looking forward to sharing it with someone special. I have 3 kids. 27 year old which she is going to finally make me a grandma cant wait. 21 year old in his 3 rd year of collage and my 15 year old. Moved here from Wisconsin in Sept. But only one of my kids moved here with me. I am semi retired so yes men that means no job. But yes I have and income coming in. I have a van and not in need for someone to support me. What I am looking for is someone to go out and enjoy life with have fun and laugh {I heard laughing keeps you young looking} We never know how long we have to live so I dont want to waste it on Fighting arguing or just being upset all the time. I love to dance go camping and just being outside. I love the sun set. Just looking at the beautiful sunset God and giving us and many dont appreciate it. God is a big part of my life and would like it to be yours. I hope you like what you have read so far and would love to hear from you soon. By the way that is my daughter in the pic with me]]>
<![CDATA[Basics: SWF, 51 years young, 5'4" tall, brown eyes, brown hair w/blonde highlights (covers the gray); have two grown children who are married and on their own and one beautiful granddaughter born in September, 2009. <br> <br> I am a genuine Southern Belle from Mississippi, transplanted in Texas 27 years ago. I am old fashioned in that I like to have doors opened for me and for men to act like gentlemen. I am independent in that I can take care of myself, my finances and my family. It's just not as much fun doing it alone. I sometimes need help with tools, electronics and duct tape! <br> <br> I am a very affectionate person who loves to give affection as well as to receive. I'm faithful and expect the same. I look for someone who is affectionate, kind and generous in spirit. Two things I cannot stand is liars and men who are unfaithful. I don't play head games and appreciate the same in return. I love to laugh and am happy with who I have become. I am a positive person and try to always see the best in people. <br> <br> I like traveling, movies, concerts, sporting events, car shows, flea markets, antique shops. Camping (not roughing it so much!), water activities, jet skis, LOVE to fish. Spending time with friends and family. Enjoy chilling at home too. <br> <br> I've included my picture. Please send me one of yours in return. Thanks for reading my ad.]]>
<![CDATA[<p> Not Sure About This Online Thing But I'm Giving It A Go lol...I'm Fun, Loving, Outgoing, Up For A Challenge, Sarcastic At Times, One Of A Kind...Kind Of Chick :) I Love To Go Out Dancing, Not A BIG Drinker But Trust Me I Can Hang & Have A Good Time Regardless, My Family & Friends Are My Heart, ...If You Wanna Know More Just Ask ;) </p>]]>
<![CDATA[I miss being in love. I miss thinking about someone all day at work and rushing home to see him afterwards. I miss the nightly phone calls, the laughs, the cuddling. I am hoping to make a good friendship and hopefully it will lead to long term. I am not looking for sex nor do I want a married man. I'm white, chubby, and have a great sense of humor. ]]>
<![CDATA[looking for a guy who wants something real someone who isnt scared of giving commitment a chance. I am a real woman who has a lot to offer the right guy. I am caucasion 5'7 pretty curvy proportional. I find tall athletic guys most attractive and I prefer someone who has a job and can hold a decent conversation. I am not looking for just sex I want the whole passionate package. Im this sounds like you then send me a pic and a brief description of what you are really looking for.]]>
<![CDATA[I am looking for a single black male that is fun, caring, sensitive in his own ways, makes me laugh, cry. Someone that is ready in his life to make a true friendship that may lead to a solid relationship. Someone that doesn't smoke, loves kids, likes a varieties of things. Someone that likes to workout, takes care of himself, likes to cook, cuddle, someone that is open minded, just full of life. <br> <br> I'm a single parent, my kids are my world. I am very strong, independent female. I stand 5'10", short red hair & lots of freckles, I'm a little of a BBW( but working on losing weight now), I like to workout, spend time with my kids, bbq with family & friends, love the water, love to hang out. <br> <br> I prefer you to be taller than 5'8", dont smoke, please send a picture when you respond & I'll send one in return.]]>
<![CDATA[I love to see me in tight spandex]]>
<![CDATA[Seeking a reliable folk. any person seeking?]]>
<![CDATA[So, because I am at a loss for wisdom and creativity at this very moment, I will relate to you a few of the events and excitements of my day. <br> <br> I started out with breakfast at Weck's, a mini-road trip that met its halfway point in Madrid with ice cream, and then finished it all off with Flying Star Downtown for dinner (which is where I currently am writing this). I bought a bottle of peach wine and some blueberry beer earlier as well which seems odd (since I don't really like blueberries), but very worthwhile. <br> <br> In my spare time, I don't have any. I work all the time now and take an awful class and then go home, maybe a beer, sleep. Let me explain the high level of alcohol in this posting. Okay, so a few months ago, I hated beer. It occurred to me that the only way to really hate something was to try it and so I figured, hey, beer is in my Wisconsin blood. Why not try it? Guess what. I did, and I love it. So that's that. <br> <br> Other fascinating tidbits: I buy all my produce at Sunflower Market because it feels cool to go home with bag(s) full of just produce, I have never completed a New York Times Sunday Crossword yet accidentally purchased a book with nothing but Sunday crosswords, and am a Barnes and Noble membership card holder. I don't like seafood (except crab) and was born far, far away. <br> <br> This is the end of the ramble. Do what you will. ]]>
<![CDATA[I was looking through a lot of dating sights and a lot of people on here say there so cute and pretty but when you get there picture well I find myself trying to get out of the convorsation with them just as soon as I got in it with them . I am not trying to be shallow or narrow minded and believe me I am friends with lots of people but if your un attractive to me I prob. will not write you back. Dont get me twisted you are prob attractive to someone just not me and yes I know looks are not what make a person but it sure as hell helps out. LOL!!! Anyways enough of my blabbering if you want a pic of me send one of you and we can chat, get to know each other and maybe hang sometime... ]]>
<![CDATA[This is kind of awkward, right? <br> <br> I'm a 25 year old teacher, with a BA and a master's degree in education. I'm not really into the bar scene anymore, every once in awhile is fine, but not every weekend. I'm witty annnnnnnnd sarcastic. I love movies (especially horror/zombie ones), and music (rilo kiley, jenny lewis, mates of state, pete yorn, matt & kim, santigold, etc.) I would like to meet someone who understands that Jenny Lewis will always be better than Zooey Deshanel and is able to dress himself, cool sneakers are optional, but very much appreciated. <br> <br> Like my title suggests, please don't be creepy and ask for noodz. Your picture gets mine. :)]]>
<![CDATA[I think the real idiot is you who doesn't know this is a sexual turn-on for some guys. They would even pay for it, to be allowed to be in her pesence, service her and worship her. <br> <br> You need to broaden your horizon. Its severely limited. ]]>