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<![CDATA[If you need masonry work done, I have 35 yrs. experience, very dependable and affordable, will do mailboxes, retainer walls, brick or block work of all kinds, if you design it, I can do the work. Call 458-5498 and talk to Kenny today.]]>

<![CDATA[We have great quality clothing on prices you won't believe. I am not talking about damage or seconds. We guarantee the lowest price in Country or money back. Please go to magickidsusa.com and mention discount code MK66407-CS when opening a free account. Contact me with any questions you may have. God Bless]]>

<![CDATA[We would like to welcome everyone to come out on October 18 or 19 for a fall photo day. We will be taking photos of kids, families, pets or couples in a fall setting. We will have pumpkins, haybales, mums and all the fun fall decor. It’s a great deal, so come on out and tell all of your friends!! Email us or give us a call for more information about location. For $39.99 you get one 8x10, two 5x7s and 16 wallets. Bring a friend and get a free 8x10! info@yourexpressivemoments.com or (865) 414-6330 ~Amy & Kristy ]]>

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<![CDATA[Make it a great day! Does the housing fiasco and pathetic economy have you in a panic? Are you behind on your mortgage? Have you lost all of your equity? Are you looking for a fair and ethical way to solve the problem?You certainly are not responsible for the credit crisis!!!! However, I may have a solution. I have been a mortgage broker and professional real-estate investor since 1991. It is truly sad but, I see that many, many people can not refinance. As a part of my service, I recently joined an attorney based company offering real solutions and we are helping people keep their homes. Short sales may be an answer. I offer a information document detailing how they work and how they can help you. click me and I will be happy to send it by email Thanks for reading this! 03049550]]>

<![CDATA[October 18th, 2008 Faith United Methodist We are having our Fall Festival everyone is welcome, come join the fun. We will be offering - Wild Blue Yonder Band, BBQ, Baked Goods, Silent Auction, Craft Booths (local vendors- 8 spots still available if you would like to sign up), Kids Games,and Antique Cars. I-75 to Callahan, Dante, Left on Dry Gap, Left in to the Faith Parking lot. Time 10:00-3:00. Family Fun Day www.faithseekers.org ]]>

<![CDATA[Haunted Forest in Rutledge, TN. Opening night Friday, October 11 from Dusk 'til 11pm. $10pp and Concessions will be sold. Directions from Knoxville, Hwy 11W towards Rutledge (3miles before Rutledge City limits). Turn left on Corbin Lake Rd (1st road after Sunrise Church), make right on Old Poor Valley Rd. Follow Signs. Directions from Rutledge, 3 miles past Rutledge Middle School, turn right on Corbin Lake Rd, Right on Old Poor Valley Rd. Follow Signs. CALL 865-712-3500 for more Info or to Schedule Large Group Hours: Thurs; Oct. 16, 23 & 30th Dusk 'til 10pm Fri & Sats; Oct. 11, 17, 18, 24, 25, 31st Dusk 'til 11pm]]>

<![CDATA[We are looking for interested participants for a Children's fall/winter consignment sale that will be taking place October 23-25, 2008 in Clinton, TN. If you or anyone that you know is interested please call Kristin at 865-591-7100 or Andrea at 865-382-5683.]]>

<![CDATA[in today's time we all need a bargain !! Myself and a few friends have our sales at PARKWAY DRIVE IN on 321 past hospital a few miles going toward Townsend. on friday saturdays and sundays very cheep to set up ! were all like family !! whether you are looking for a bargain or want to sale your items to make some cash just stop on in ask for a spot ! ]]>

<![CDATA[We are a loving and devoted couple interested in domestic adoption. We are creative, athletic and well established. We are certified by the court. Expenses paid. If anyone would know of a birth mother, please e-mail damarcy Thank you for your time and effort. Marcy and Dave]]>

<![CDATA[Passionfish Tattoo has recently added a coffee shop to their business. Everyone is welcome to come in and buy coffee or one of several assorted pastries. Koinania Coffee Shop is certified by the Department of Health and offers free wi-fi connection and TV. Passionfish and Koinania Coffee Shop is located at 747 W.Lamar Alexander Pky in Maryville right beside the Shell Station. For directions or hours of operation please call 865-379-2084. The shop is closed on Sundays and Wednesdays. Thanks and we look forward to seeing you soon!]]>

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<![CDATA[I REALLY need to make extra money for my family, so I thought ... what do I do well that can help me to that? Here goes --- 1. I have over 20 years experience as a paralegal. I can prepare legal documents such as agreed divorces, wills, powers of attorney, leases, Quit Claim Deeds and much more. This can save you hundred of $$$$ in attorney fees. 2. I have an office where I provide secretarial services for business professionals. I answer phones, provide bookkeeping services, organization, filing and organization as much more from my office. There is also additional office space here that I can rent out on a weekly or monthly basis. I act as a personal secretary for small businesses and the cost is less than half of having a secretary at your own office. 3. I am a good painter. I can paint rooms in your house, as well as clean carpets, pressure wash outdoors and prepare your home for winter. 4. I can also clean, shop for you or be your personal assistant. 5. I love the holidays! I can put up your holiday decorations indoors or out. I am a professional business woman, personable, friendly, clean and dependable. I am told that I am a really good cook and I love to do it. Neighbors and friends brag about my Chicken and Dumplings as well as other dishes. I'd love to cook for your family dinners or special occasions. I have two teenager children to support and a mortgage to pay. If you think that you can use my any services or have other ideas for me, please be so kind as to contact me at kennedyk1740@yahoo.com. Thank you, Katherine]]>

<![CDATA[An inclusive,non-judgemental, sacramental and authentically Catholic Church (not affiliated with the Roman Catholic Church) is coming to Knoxville. Email for information to BrotherRogelio@aol.com and you can look at the website www.reformedcatholicchurch.org Brother Rogelio ]]>

<![CDATA[I am 15 years experienced in the roofing field. I have alot of references and I will give them to you. If you need a free estimate then give me a call anytime. 252-544-1350]]>

<![CDATA[Are you from Louisiana? Do you know someone that is who now lives here in the East Tennessee area? Join our social group today, membership is FREE! Website: http//cajun.meetup.com/13/about The Lost Cajuns of East Tennessee Social Group was established pre-katrina in November 2004. Today over 300 families are involved. LSU & Saints fans. Mardi Gras Parties & Crawfish Boils! Email: lostcajuns@hotmail.com for more info. "Laissez les bons temps rouler!" ]]>

<![CDATA[ do you have a timeshare that is driving you crazy? do those monthly extras crimp your budget? have you considered selling that timeshare? If you are interested let me know. Email me with your first name and phone number so I can have someone from customer service call you real soon. Poncee2004@Yahoo.com]]>

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<![CDATA[we host purse parties and office shows weekly. This time of year starting October we start to host purse parties for Breast Cancer Awareness and for all other fundraiser, for schools, sporing events, and for whatever cause is needed. We will not only give the host a free handbag of her choice, we will donate a percentage of each item sold to your fundraising cause. please contact us for more info. we have been doing this for 16 years and are fully insured, and licensed . 865-684-9667 ~~~ ]]>

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<![CDATA[One day only, get a cut and donate to Cuts for the Cure! Silent auction, many great items donated. Home Depo Shopping center, market Place, At the ORANGE CURL SALON!!!!!!!!!!]]>

<![CDATA[ <center>Rowland Enterprises Flea World Booth #56 865-285-9004 Rowland Enterprises is an authorized Kaeser and Blair Dealer. What does this mean for you? We have over 750,000 promotional products available to help you raise funds, build, advertise, and label your business, church, school, organization or group. We are very easy to locate. Just come on by Flea World every Friday, Saturday, and Sunday. We are at booth #56. We have plenty of samples, and catalogs for you to look at. You can also call us at 865-285-9004, or email rowlandenterprises@comcast.net for more information, or to ask any questions you may have.</center>]]>

<![CDATA[59 year old male on oxygen. I was turned down for disability and I have no family or friends in Knoxville. I need help paying my electric and phone this month before cutoff. I have small air tank and motor scooter to get around on. I have tools. If you have something around the house or garage that needs repairing... Also, an investor from Fla. is letting me live in one of his old houses to stop the vandelizing. He doesn't want to put any money into it until next spring. If you have any lumber, nails, plywood, or any building products I can use to winterize, I would appreciate it. Call Ken 865-540-4420]]>

<![CDATA[We are Almost Home Animal Rescue is a 501(c)(3) non profit rescue group and we are having a yard sale to assist with expenses that occur and to care for our current fosters. We currently have approximately 93 animals in our rescue and as anyone knows, Heartworm treatment and flea prevention is costly and routine costs add up. We operate soley on donations, grants and volunteers! Please come support our animals, we definitely look forward to seeing you there! WHERE: 9013 Coburn Dr., Knoxville, TN 37921 WHEN: Saturday, October 4th, 2008 TIME: 10:00AM-????? WHAT WE HAVE: desks, tables, credenza's, tv, couches, clothes of all sizes, baby items & clothing, chair & ottoman, pet items, etc. Look for signs with big arrows that are posted. ]]>

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<![CDATA[Yard sale Oct 3 and 4th at 104 Decoy Lane, Hunters Trail, Clinton. Girls and boys clothes, women and mens clothes, many coats, pocket rocket, electric scooter, just to name a few things.]]>

<![CDATA[Yard Sale in West Knoxville 112 Amesbury Rd. Clothes, Furniture, Medical Supplies, Bikes and more !!!!!! Full Living Room Suit Brand New for 2000.00 Come and See Friday and Saturday 7:00am- 3:00pm]]>

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<![CDATA[We have an all mens softball team that plays @ Casewell Ballpark twice a week looking for a sponsor. If we can get a company willing to donate the money to get us started we will put your company name or logo, phone number, address, anything to promote your company on our uniforms. Its a great way to get your name out with little effort on your part. We will need a total of $500.00 which will include 12-14 uniforms with your company name and our fee's to play. We will keep these uniforms for several years so your sponsor will continue on throughout several years. If your interested or know someone that is please let me know. Thanks]]>

<![CDATA[!!! YARD SALE FRIDAY & SATURDAY OCT 3RD-OCT 4TH 9A-? IN LENOIR CITY AT 121 OAKWOOD DRIVE ... DIRECTIONS: FROM BROADWAY TAKE A TURN AT THE RED LIGHT AT G STREET TAKE G STREET UNTILL IT RUNS INTO OAKWOOD DRIVE!! EVERYTHING MARKED DOWN AND PRICED CHEAP..ALL MUST GO !!!]]>

<![CDATA[Garage sale at 119 Fronda Lane Knoxville, Tn 37920....lots of cool stuff from 8:30 to 2:00 possible same hours on Sat. also]]>

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<![CDATA[Interested in seeing Knoxville from the air? If you want to experience parachuting but don't want to jump from a plane or take lessons then this is the way to do it! I am a certified Sport Pilot for Powered Parachutes. I have flown passengers from age 3 to 84 and they have all loved it! The fall colors are coming and that is the best time to sight-see. Couples/flights can be arranged to fly together as well. This is a great gift idea! Please call 865 207 3139 for a 30 minute flight for a donation of $75! ]]>

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<![CDATA[Sunday October 5th @ 10 AM The Summit will celebrate its Grand Opening Come and enjoy great coffee, warming tea, filling pastries and meet great friends at The Black Bear Cafe'. Let your kids discover the wonders and amazements of God's Word in The Summit Kidz area. An intriguing clubhouse setting where the kids will participate in high impact worship, innovative lessons and age appropriate teaching! The worship experience is a time of soul stirring music with our live band and a wow experience that will blow you away! This Sunday at The King's Academy in Seymour! Check out www.TheSummitLive.tv]]>

<![CDATA[Please donate all your gently used coats,sweaters,hats and gloves to keep Monroe County warm this winter. All sizes needed, childrens especialy. Bring donations to Monroe County Health Department or Douglas Cherokee. Call Sabrina at 423-442-3993 for more info. PLEASE HELP US!!!!!!!!]]>

<![CDATA[We are a local paranormal group based out of Knoxville TN with several years of combined experience. We are currently accepting new cases. All investigations are free of charge, and privacy is guaranteed. Whether its your residence, property, or business, if you have that eerie feeling, or you're just curious, we can help. We have various types of equipment that will allow us to make an educated decision on the presence of paranormal activity. We will work with your schedule and your needs, and will answer any questions or concerns you may have. If you think we can help you, please do not hesitate to contact us!]]>

<![CDATA[ <center>Powell Industries Harriman, Tennessee powellindustries@comcast.net 865-285-9004 Powell Industries, newly arrived in Harriman, Tennessee, is a small business that specializes in hauling off scrap metals, and other items that need to be gotten rid of. We don't care what it is, if you need help hauling it off, or just help moving some stuff, give us a call, or email us for our rates. Everything is open to negotiation. We want your business!</center>]]>

<![CDATA[Im am looking for either a malteese or a poodle dog or puppy for my little girl Please Help. I cant pay no big price for a puppy or dog. 865 603 2278]]>

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<![CDATA[ <center>Rowland Enterprises Located at "The Flea World" in Rockwood 865-285-9004 rowlandenterprises@comcast.net We would like to invite you to come visit us at booth 56 at "The Flea World" in Rockwood. Rowland Enterprises specializes in Promotional Products. If your looking for promotional tools, then we can help you. With everything available from writing instruments to notepads, t-shirts, baseball caps, business cards and envelopes, sticky notes and calendars, we have it all. We make it easy to order your promotional items, whether it's for business, school, church, scout troops, or any other organization. Drop in for a visit, Friday through Sunday, or you can call or email us for more information.</center>]]>

<![CDATA[On Saturday October 04 from 8am-4 pm we will be having a HUGE multi-family yard sale at 5936 Sevierville Hwy (411), just a few miles off Chapman Hwy. Bath items, small kitchen appliances and utensils, jewelry, Christmas decorations, pet supplies, fish tanks and stands, lots and lots of well taken care of men, womens, and childrens clothing, paperback, hardback and audio books....just to name a few of the items!]]>

<![CDATA[we r looking for some people to join are car club its called excaliber creation. We are nice people just wanting to make the club bigger. if u have any question about it u can call austin at 924-2353 or bobby at 456-7610 and our email is www.xanga.com/excaliber72. at this site u can see some of our members. thanks]]>

<![CDATA[Please help with referrals. I cannot go to places like WalMart vision or Dr Bizers as my vision is too bad. I need someone who will accept me as a cash patient, because I do not have insurance. Thanks.]]>

<![CDATA[my husband and I do a lot of side jobs and painting is one of the things that we enjoy doing. If you have any painting that needs to be done, inside or out, please give us a call and let us help you get ready for the holiday gatherings in your home. we also do pressure washing and just about any other side job that you need done. my husband has a maintance job so we try to do some on the side. feel free to email me and i will be more than happy to get back with you with any questions you may have. my email is buffyjosey@comcast.net]]>

<![CDATA[ <center>Rowland Enterprises Authorized Kaeser & Blair Dealer #59264 Harriman, Tennessee 865-285-9004 rowlandenterprises@comcast.net Do you need fundraising ideas? Business promotions? Does your church need pens, notepads, etc?.... Rowland Enterprises has a permanent booth at "The Flea World" flea market in Rockwood, TN. Come on by, and we can help you find fundraising ideas, business promotions, etc.... for your church, school, troop, business, or other organizations. Don't have time to come by? Then give us a call, or email, and we'll be glad to help you over the phone, or through email. We can even come to you. </center>]]>

<![CDATA[First Baptist Church of Maryville, 202 W. Lamar Alexander Pkwy., Maryville, TN 37801. Wednesday nights at 6:30p.m. FL Room #211 in the Family Life Center. Divorce Care is a class that helps adults heal from the hurt of separation and divorce. Come join us. Contact John Lee 865-310-0728 or Ruth White 865-621-0827 for more details. Divorce Care for Kids is also available. ]]>

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<![CDATA[Yardsale on Friday Oct. 3 and Sat. Oct. 4 from 8-5 at 104 Decoy Lane in Hunter's Trail Subdivision. There will be boys clothes and girls clothes and coats, some men and womens clothes, an electric scooter and a pocket rocket, just to name a few things.]]>

<![CDATA[Alright ladies, if you're in the search for great priced clothing this is a yard sale you can't miss out on. Come see us on Oct. 4th, starting @ 8am.]]>

<![CDATA[Do you need help with cleaning? Or even getting the laundry done? Then you need me. My name is Searra and i'll clean your house and do anyother little things you might need. I also babysit and help stay at home moms that need it. So please if you need help let me know. I charge 6.50 an hour. god bell you thank you searra ]]>

<![CDATA[Do you need someone to get your yard ready for fall? Someone to rake your leaves when they fall. Well i can help. My name is Patrick and i'm looking for lawn work and lawn work is my specality. So please email me back and i'll be there in a flash. I will tell you the pay rate based on your yard. thank you and god bless you Patrick]]>

<![CDATA[Looking for someone who has rode The Dragon on a big cruiser bike. We have a Valkery 1500. Our friends want us to go ride with them, but we are a little worried about all the turns on such a big bike. Not to mention all the idiots on crotch rockets that fly by you doing wheelies. No wonder so many ppl get killed up there. We've never rode it, but heard stories. What do you think?]]>

<![CDATA[need to find a cheap peice of land to buy. I am new in the area and would appreciate someones help. need property to be about up to 35 miles from knoxville south to east. this is a immediate need so if you could help with this I would apreciate it.thank you god bless you.]]>

<![CDATA[2012 Sanderson Rd 37921 Everything must go furniture, washer and dyer. Lots of clothes , dishes there is something for everybody please come and see !!! Sat and Fri 10-3-08 8:00 till 1:00 and 10-04-08 8:00 til 5:00.We have applances for sale too a house full of everything !!!]]>

<![CDATA[i only have a couple of weeks to move and cant find nothing to rent or rent to own im on a fixed income and im looking for a fixer upper is there anyone with info please]]>

<![CDATA[I work a 9-5 in West Knox and unfortunately those are the only hours the local recycling center/dump is open (I don't get trash pickup on my block). Need someone to come by once or twice a week and pick up the trash. E-mail me and name your price. Thanks.]]>

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<![CDATA[-------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Subject: The Birk Economic Recovery Plan I'm against the $85,000,000,000.00 bailout of AIG. Instead, I'm in favor of giving $85,000,000,000 to America in a We Deserve It Dividend. To make the math simple, let's assume there are 200,000,000 bonafide U.S. Citizens 18+. Our population is about 301,000,000 +/- counting every man, woman and child. So 200,000,000 might be a fair stab at adults 18 and up.. So divide 200 million adults 18+ into $85 billon that equals $425,000.00. My plan is to give $425,000 to every person 18+ as a We Deserve It Dividend. Of course, it would NOT be tax free. So let's assume a tax rate of 30%. Every individual 18+ has to pay $127,500.00 in taxes. That sends $25,500,000,000 right back to Uncle Sam. But it means that every adult 18+ has $297,500.00 in their pocket. A husband and wife has $595,000.00. What would you do with $297,500.00 to $595,000.00 in your family? Pay off your mortgage - housing crisis solved. Repay college loans - what a great boost to new grads Put away money for college - it'll be there Save in a bank - create money to loan to entrepreneurs. Buy a new car - create jobs Invest in the market - capital drives growth Pay for your parent's medical insurance - health care improves Enable Deadbeat Dads to come clean - or else Remember this is for every adult U S Citizen 18+ including the folks who lost their jobs at Lehman Brothers and every other company that is cutting back. And of course, for those serving in our Armed Forces. If we're going to re-distribute wealth let's really do it...instead of trickling out a puny $1000.00 ( "vote buy" ) economic incentive that is being proposed by one of our candidates for President. &n bsp; If we're going to do an $85 billion bailout, let's bail out every adult U S Citizen 18+! As for AIG - liquidate it. Sell off its parts. Let American General go back to being American General. Sell off the real estate. Let the private sector bargain hunters cut it up and clean it up. Here's my rationale. We deserve it and AIG doesn't. Sure it's a crazy idea that can "never work." But can you imagine the Coast-To-Coast Block Party! How do you spell Economic Boom? I trust my fellow adult Americans to know how to use the $85 Billion We Deserve It Dividend more than I do the geniuses at AIG or in Washington DC And remember, The Birk plan only really costs $59.5 Billion because $25.5 Billion is returned instantly in taxes to Uncle Sam. Ahhh...I feel so much better getting that off my chest. Kindest personal regards, Birk T. J. Birkenmeier, A Creative Guy & Citizen of the Republic PS: Feel free to pass this along to your pals as it's either good for a laugh or a tear or a very sobering thought on how to best use $85 Billion!!]]>

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<![CDATA[ Presenting a new community of moms in Knoxville - ALL types of moms including those who work full-time. We chat online in a private forum - discussing everything from the best photographers to the worst temper tantrums and all that lies between - and meet-up regularly at member-driven events around the area. This is a FREE resource and a chapter of The Mommies Network, a 501c(3) non-profit organization dedicated to helping moms find support and friendship in their local community. This is unlike ANY mommies group you have EVER known! Coming soon to Knoxville-subscribe to our myspace page for updates or email Amber White, the site Administrator @ the email address listed above! ]]>

<![CDATA[im wanting to write a autobiography of surviving cancer any one know how to get it published or anything of that nature? my email is chrisogle@charter.net thanx any reponse would be welcomed]]>

<![CDATA[One White Female boxer that is about a year and a half old. The other is a Fawn/Black masked Male Boxer that is two years old. Both of these dogs are very friendly. Papers from the National Kennel Club are olso included. Asking 350.00 or OBO for both. These two boxers need to stay together. Thank you. John 423-536-8996 ]]>

<![CDATA[Hi! I am a stay at home mom that saves a lot of money every single week! I save a lot of money on groceries and get lots of free stuff. Some stores actually pay me money to walk out with bags of stuff! I know it sounds crazy, but it really works with a little time and effort. I know there are a lot of moms out there that are really trying hard to make money stretch and I decided that I wanted to help other mom's out. I am offering a Thrifty Mom's Coupon Class next Tuesday, September 30 @ 7:00 p.m. in my home in Maryville. It is $5 a person (simply to cover class materials and my time.) This will be a very informative, yet fun evening that I think you will enjoy. There will be prize drawings and every mom will receive free items to take home. Please rsvp by Monday 29th to let me know if you will be coming and # of those who will be with you. Please email me for more details or any questions you may have. Further details when you email me. Hope you can come! Bring a Friend! ]]>

<![CDATA[Do not miss this Flea Market. This is a hugh market and you will have a great time. There is something for everybody. Make sure to stop by the GUITAR STORE BOOTH 497. Just inside the doors and turn left. Jumping store just for the kid. This is a great place for them to jump, slide and have fun. Inside and outside ,market. You will not believe it. To many things things to list. Location: I-75 and exit 60 Sweetwater, Tn. ]]>

<![CDATA[Volunteers of America can help homeless veterans reenter the work force. They also help with gas vouchers and clothing vouchers for homeless veternas. Call 865-546-4813.]]>

<![CDATA[New technology scientifically proven to clean indoor environment which may help with allergies. We are seeking real world experiences and are offering a FREE sanitization of your home along with a whole home assessment and indoor air quality test. This is a $300 value for free. Absolutely no obligation to buy anything. Please contact us if you know someone that may be interested.]]>

<![CDATA[NEW!! Holiday Card-Making Tips & Techniques Join us for an evening of fun as we learn to make Thanksgiving and Christmas cards. We'll make a set of 8 cards and envelopes while you learn fun ways to add beauty and bling to your holiday cards. Bring a paper trimmer if you have one, adhesive, and scissors. Everything else will be provided for you. Sue Painter is a card and album maker who regularly teaches classes in scrapbooking and card making. She is a graduate of Scrapbook Design University, Creating Keepsakes University, and has trained with the top U.S. paper artists. $15 material fee due to instructor at beginning of class. $20/Sue Painter SPE 419P02 W/Oct 29/7-9 p.m. For Registration call (865) 539-7167 M-F 8a.m. 4:30 p.m.]]>

<![CDATA[NEW!! Actor’s Boot Camp—Exciting New Acting Workshop Have you ever thought of taking an acting class but were afraid to do it? Don't be!! Self expression and self-confidence go hand in hand and nothing teaches the art of self expression better than acting classes. Whatever your profession may be, actor or professional person you can benefit by learning the wonderful skills that actors study. If you want to be more affective in everything you do, it's time to free yourself from shyness and blocked emotions in life and in your career. • Get emotionally free by doing exercises that will help free blocked emotions. • Explore the technique of sub-personalities, a technique that shows you different parts of yourself and how to use this to your advantage. • Learn to identify 'choices.' Where do you find them and how do you use them? • Discover 'imaging' as a creative process. • Trick your way to reality with 'believability' exercise. • Explore 'motivations' and 'intentions.' • Gain insight through a 'monologue critique' by Joy. • Remove emotional blocks while finding your emotional strengths. Joy Morris, author of, For The Love Of It, the heart of the actor, has 28 years experience in teaching The Eric Morris Technique. Eric is the author of, No Acting Please, Irreverent Acting, and many others. In this class, Joy combines The Morris Technique and her own ACE COURSE for an exciting, intense study. $109/Joy Morris SPE 975P03 M/Oct 6-Nov 10/6:30-8:30 p.m. For Registration call (865)539-7167 M-F 8a.m.-4:30 p.m.]]>

<![CDATA[Bluegrass Guitar Flatpickin' for the Novice (Ages 13-Adults) So you can play basic guitar, but have you ever wanted to play like those great bluegrass guitar pickers with the great bass runs and flatpicking? Here's your chance! During this class we will focus on all the basic techniques that make the great bluegrass guitar licks we love to hear. We will learn the basic bass runs and licks, alternate bass notes, hammer-ons, pull-offs, slides, simple melodic playing and more. We will be learning some of the most familiar bluegrass/old timey songs, such as Cripple Creek, Old Joe Clark, Wildwood Flower, and more. Pull out that guitar and let's get to pickin'! (Pre-requisite-participants must be able to play basic chords in major, minor and sevenths and be proficient at changing chords one to another) $89/Anna Uptain Denison SPE 111P01 M/Oct 20-Nov 24/7:30-9 p.m. For Registration call (865) 539-7167 M-F 8a.m.-4:30]]>

<![CDATA[Financial Workshop for Individual Investors The workshop begins with the very basics of finances, including examining some of the most common reasons why people fail to meet their investment goals, some money management tips that can help make sure you don't fall into those traps, and rules that every investor should know and follow. Next, we will examine many of the investments available today—everything from certificates of deposit to annuities, and the advantages and disadvantages of each. This will allow you to determine which investments are best suited to your personal needs and objectives. Finally, we will look at retirement planning and ways to ensure your older years will indeed be your golden years. This workshop provides an in-depth look at many different types of investments available. Learn how to increase your investment income,reduce taxes on your investments, participate in the stock market, and save for retirement or college. $45/Bill Timm SPE 545P95 R/Oct 2-23/6:30-8:30 p.m. SPE 545P96 R/Oct 30-Nov 20/6:30-8:30 p.m. Blount County Center $45/Joel Townsend $10 material fee payable to instructor SPE 545B72 T/Oct 7-28/6:30-8:30 p.m. SPE 545B73 T/Nov 4-25/6:30-8:30 p.m. Magnolia Avenue Campus $45/Gary Stuart $10 material fee payable to instructor SPE 545M72 R/Oct 2-23/6:30-8:30 p.m. For Registration call (865)539-7167 M-F 8a.m.-4:30 p.m.]]>

<![CDATA[How to Thrive Financially in Retirement This course is targeted to those either retired or getting close to retiring. Learn how to ensure your money serves your retirement goals properly. Things you will learn include: • Keys to successful investing in retirement • How to properly draw income from your life's savings • How to reduce taxes in retirement • The IRA/401K tax time bomb, and how it could cost you 70% of your retirement accounts • Estate Planning 101, including wills and trusts • How to plan for the potential costs of healthcare • Other financial planning topics that can affect your money in retirement Instructors: Jim Brogan, M.B.A., Certified Senior Advisor, Certified Retirement Financial Advisor, and Investment Advisor Representative. Jim is the host of Well Preserved™ with Jim Brogan on Newstalk100 WNOX. Doug Mentzer, Retirement Income Specialist and Certified Funds Specialist. Doug is a frequent guest host of Well Preserved™ with Jim Brogan on Newstalk 100 WNOX. $59/Jim Brogan SPE 199P74 T/Oct 7 & 14/6:30-8:30 p.m. For registration call (865)539-7167 M-F 8a.m. 4:30 p.m.]]>

<![CDATA[NEW!! Writing for Publication A revolutionary and innovative writer's workshop with a unique approach to the world of freelance writing. Such things that are thoroughly covered include: the “dos and don'ts of preparing a manuscript for an article, short story or book length book; agents-what they will do for you and what they won't; how to find an agent; getting your book in the hands of the right publisher; copyright law; publisher's contracts-what to expect and what not to expect; writer's rackets to beware of, etc. Heavy emphasis is placed on the classroom analysis of student manuscripts and in finding a magazine or book publisher for your work. Stress is placed on a writer's motivation. This is an invaluable course for any person who writes or wants to write. Students should plan on experiencing sheer pleasure in association with other writers or would-be-writers. Robert W. Pelton has been writing for more than 30 years on a great variety of historical and other subjects. He has published hundreds of feature articles and more than 60 books. Mr. Pelton lectures widely and has appeared on many television and radio talk shows. $99/Robert W. Pelton SPE 028P72 M/Oct 6-Nov 10/6:30-8:30 p.m. For Registration call (865) 539-7167 M-F 8a.m.-4:30p.m.]]>

<![CDATA[Basic Rider Course® This course is aimed at beginning riders 14 years and older. This is the Tennessee state certified licensing Motorcycle Rider Education program. The course provides five hours of classroom work and ten hours of practical riding in a controlled, off-street environment. Course materials are provided including Tennessee Motorcycle Handbook, student workbook and training motorcycles (125cc-350cc street legal). Some scooters are also available and the request for a scooter must be indicated on the registration form. A helmet can be provided if needed. Students must wear DOT approved helmet, eye protection, full-fingered gloves, over-the-ankle footwear with low heels, long pants (denim or sturdy fabric), long-sleeved shirt or jacket. A registration form must be completed, and students must be registered one week in advance. Classes are taught by certified Motorcycle Safety Foundation instructors who assist participants with proper techniques. Students must pass both a written and a riding evaluation to receive a State Certificate Waiver. A certificate of completion for the course exempts the student from taking the written and riding test when applying for a motorcycle license. Class is limited to 12 students. $225 SPE 316P08 & P55 SaSu/Oct 11-12/7:30 a.m.-5 p.m. SPE 316P09 & P56 SaSu/Oct 18-19/7:30 a.m.-5 p.m. SPE 316P10 & P57 SaSu/Oct 25-26/7:30 a.m.-5 p.m. For Registration call (865) 539-7167 M-F 8a.m. 4:30 p.m. ]]>

<![CDATA[Basic Spanish Learn basic vocabulary, pronunciation, and sentence formation. Become comfortable in daily encounters with people of Hispanic origin and when traveling in Spanish speaking areas. Realistic situations that you might encounter during travels and business meetings will be highlighted. A $17 material fee is payable to the instructor. $95/Jerry Huffman SPE 613P85 M/Oct 20-Dec 1/7-9 p.m. (No class Nov 17) For Registration call (865)539-7167 M-F 8a.m.-4:30p.m.]]>

<![CDATA[Communicating What Matters Having difficulty getting your message across to family, friends, co-workers and those people on the other side of the fence? Learn how to engage with people so they are willing to hear you, and find ways to express what matters to you so that your listeners can hear you. Instructor Marcia Walker studied Counseling Psychology at the University of North Carolina in Chapel Hill, and is certified by The Coach Training Alliance. She is a member of The East Tennessee Coaches Association. $45/Marcia Walker SPE 072P73 M/Oct 13/6-9 p.m. For Registration call (865)539-7167 M-F 8a.m. 4:30p.m.]]>

<![CDATA[Parents, Children & Divorce Approved 4-hour Parent Education Course for Tennessee Judicial District 5 (Blount County) and District 6 (Knox County). Parents must register for the class through Pellissippi State at 539-7167. Classes are offered once monthly on Thursday evenings at the Magnolia Avenue and Pellissippi Parkway campuses and Saturday mornings at the Pellissippi Parkway Campus. Instructors have a master's degree or better in a related field, such as social work or psychology, or are Rule 31 certified mediators. $35 Pellissippi Parkway Campus Classes on Saturdays are 8:30 a.m.-12:30 p.m. unless otherwise noted SPE 800P43 Sa/Oct 4 SPE 800P44 R/Oct 9/5:30-9:30 p.m. SPE 800P45 Sa/Oct 11 SPE 800P46 Sa/Oct 18 SPE 800P47 Sa/Oct 25 Magnolia Avenue Campus Thursdays, 5:30-9:30 p.m. SPE 800M62 R/Oct 30 For Registration call (865)539-7167 M-F 8a.m.-4:30p.m.]]>

<![CDATA[Visualizing Your Dream Home Do you know what your Dream Home looks like? If you are hunting for a new home or planning on building one, this class is for you. It includes choosing a “good” neighborhood; porches, patios, decks, and foyers; the basics of a functional kitchen, recognizing a peaceful master bedroom, safe and fun children's bedrooms; family rooms that work; choosing appliances, windows and doors, and many other topics. You will be able to easily answer questions like “should we get a Jacuzzi?” Learn how to choose a home that matches your personality, expectations and budget, a home where you can feel relaxed as well as energized which allows room for your hobbies, interests and needs. Don't just watch HGTV. Come to this class and learn the basic concepts for a FUNCTIONAL home from a professional architect. $69/Monica Castaneda SPE 330P01 T/Oct 7-14/6-9 p.m. For Registration call (865) 539-7167 M-F 8a.m.-4:30p.m.]]>

<![CDATA[Self-Help for Common Pain Patterns The Yamuna Body Rolling method will be used to teach students how to stretch and compress muscle tissues in order to release pain-producing restrictions. Most common chronic pain (back, neck and shoulder, hips and thighs, etc.) can improve or be eliminated when tension and alignment are corrected. Yamuna Body Rolling is highly recommended for people with fibromyalgia. This easy learned method will demonstrate that people need not rely on anti-inflammatory drugs when simple self-care is consistently practiced. Each class will be taught as an active lab, with skills practice, demonstrations, and individualized problem solving. The instructor is a certified instructor in this method, and she has 30 years experience as an occupational therapist as well as being a massage therapist. Optional body rolling kit ($49.99 + tax) is available for purchase the first night. $80/Valerie Whiting SPE 485P77 M/Oct 6-27/6:30-8:30 p.m. For Registration call (865) 539-7167 M-F 8a.m.-4:30 p.m.]]>

<![CDATA[Breath & Intuition How we are breathing relates to how we are living. As the mind and body respond to what is happening in and around us, our breathing changes accordingly and vice versa!!! When our breathing changes, our response changes. In this class you will learn how to use breathing techniques to get in touch with your intuition for greater clarity and stress reduction. $55*/Teresa Lamb SPE 274P71 M/Oct 13-Nov 17/5:30-7:15 p.m. For Registration call (865) 539-7167 M-F 8a.m.-4:30 p.m. ]]>

<![CDATA[Yoga for Health & Stress Relief This course is for all ages and levels. Yoga releases stress and tension, helps you to relax, and improves your emotions, health and energy. In this program, students will learn simple yoga exercises, stretching and breathing techniques. Wear loose comfortable clothing and bring a towel, mat or blanket. Optional textbook available from instructor. $55*/Teresa Lamb SPE 571P98 M/Oct 13-Nov 17/5:30-7:15 p.m. SPE 571P99 W/Oct 15-Nov 19/5:30-7:15 p.m. For Registration call (865) 539-7164 M-F 8a.m.-4:30p.m.]]>