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<![CDATA[My name is Joules and I'm a 26 y/o Juggalette!!!. I live about a half hour east of Knoxville in Jefferson County. I just moved out here from Denver to help take care of some family issues. I'm used to a wild and crazy party life that's always busy and fast-paced with lots of gettin craziness. I pretty much get along with everyone except overly religious people. I'm a fiend for Rap but am a metal head at heart. I just need to get out and meet some people and make some friends. If you want, reply and I'll shoot ya a link to my online profile but only if u agree to actually read it cuz i'm tired of ppl being so judgemental AFTER they get to know me and my past and current lifestyle choices come up! I also have 3 other pics on my online profile. I am NOT looking for anything sexual!!!]]>

<![CDATA[Well, I'm looking to become friends with someone that already knows, or is learning, about electronics. About me, I'm 23, engaged, and live in Seymour. If I can find a laser printer, I will soon be learning about making my own PCB. I make my own small circuits, and odd things. I'm looking for a friend to share ideas with, or help/get help from on projects. Or possibly collaborate on a larger project. Who knows. I'm not specific on my friends, so male or female, whatever sexuality. I do smoke, and I do when I work on my projects, so I hope that won't be a problem. So I guess if you wanna talk and be friends, just hit me up. Oh, I work with Linux, SimplyMepis 7.0 right now, so if you work with Linux that'd be awesome. If not, thats cool too. Anyway, here's me e-mail if you wanna chat through e-mail or on Yahoo Messenger. saynotowindows@rocketmail.com]]>

<![CDATA[My neice and I will be visiting knoxville this weekend (going to the game Saturday) and want to go out and have a good time Friday night. I'm 27 and she's 30 and I swear we are fun. Just looking for some people to be friends with. I have a myspace www.myspace.com/thekorey I'm pretty open minded, gay, straight, bi, trans, I dont care. just be fun and not a psycho basically..lol]]>

<![CDATA[I am looking to meet some fun people in recovery. Am a single mom, and looking for friends of course, and maybe to find a nice sober guy to date eventually too.Don't care what 12 step program. I am Alanon,codependant, with lots of years in AA as well. I moved here a year ago from Ca and have not been to any meetings yet. thanks.]]>

<![CDATA[Basically, I am an occasional crossdresser and I don't have anything to do Saturday afternoon/night. I'm in a relationship so I'm not looking for anything but platonic fun. I'm just looking for someone to hangout with while I'm dressed as a woman. I'm up for video games, Rock Band, Guitar Hero, any Gran Turismo, stuff like that. Movies, or anything. I'm just looking for something to do and maybe make a new friend in the process. If you think you wanna hang out, just let me know soon. I'd honestly prefer to do something at a house than go out since I'm not comfortable doing that yet. I guess if you want to know something or want to let me know you want to hang out, just e-mail me. We cango from there. Thanks for looking.]]>

<![CDATA[It seems that all my friends are busy tom. night and I don't want to have to skip this incredible concert/dance party just because of that. If I have to go alone I will, but I figured I would try on here first. If you would like to go please respond. Its going to be an awesome time. Also, if you want to see a pic i can provide one, I dont want to post it on here. ]]>

<![CDATA[i do also have several piercings and 1 tattoo. i do generally like that type of scene, but it's not a must. i really just want someone that can have an intellectual conversation without getting offended or being close minded. i also like someone who isn't so completely serious that they don't know how to let loose and have fun. basically, someone who is well balanced. =)]]>

<![CDATA[And yes, if "I'm not religious, I just have a personal relationship with Jesus!" describes you, you're religious and need a dictionary.]]>

<![CDATA[Hey im going to get a beer just bored and never really go out im new if anyone wants to meet me their to get a beer and talk let me know im not depressed or nothing crazy is going on in my life just tryin to get a drink with a young gal or group or girls.. to chill... im 510 170 good shape and good looking send me a text if you would like to meet up /TWO/ONE/ZERO/TWO/SIX/NINE 3948 different area code cause i just moved here.. BE THIER A 9P.M. AND IM NOT GAY! GIRLS ONLY PLEASE!]]>

<![CDATA[HI! WE ARE A COUPLE IN OUR 30S LOOKING FOR ANOTHER COUPLE WITH SIMILAR INTERESTS. WE HAVE 4 CHILDREN AGES: 2,5,8,14 AND ONE DOG. WE ENJOY WATCHING A GOOD MOVIE, GOING TO THE GYM, CAMPING & BOATING IN THE SUMMER, SWIMMING, OR JUST HANGING OUT AND DRINKING A CUP OF COFFEE ON THE PATIO. WE DON'T PARTY OR AND WE ARE LOOKING FOR A DECENT,COUPLE (PREFERABLY WITH CHILDREN)TO DO THINGS WITH. IF THIS SOUNDS LIKE YOU.....PLEASE RESPOND!! :) ]]>

<![CDATA[two friends (gay guy 20 and str8 girl 19) are wanting to try a blind date. we are looking to meet up somewhere around knoxville and have dinner, talk, and just become frinds. NOT LOOKING FOR HOOKUPS OR ONE NIGHT STANDS. seriouse ppl only! and dont ask for pics thats a BLIND date. thanks and keep open minds!]]>

<![CDATA[I am a 27 year old lesbian just moved to knoxville from tampa fl. Im looking for other lesbians for friendship,laughs,and whatever else follows. I am not looking for MEN or crazy drama women lol, I am out going, funny, love to laugh, and enjoy other peoples company. I am looking to find the gay community if it exists here lol...so write me an email if your interested. ]]>

<![CDATA[Any one up to be treated to the Randy Newman concert Wed. nite at the Bijou?]]>

<![CDATA[First of all, I am real! I'm almost to the conclusion though, that there are no real women even view this site. I don't know, but giving it a shot. I'll try to be as brief as I can yet give you enough info that you will know if you want to reply or not. I don't know what I want from this other than the possibility of maybe a new friend. I need someone that I enjoy talking to, that I look forward to talking to, that when I see them calling I get excited, when they see me calling they get excited. That sort of thing, do you know what I'm talking about? It's been a long time since I've had that sort of feeling. Anyway, I live just a few miles outside Knoxville, only been in E. Tenn 5 years, I have a lot of friends here, but not many that I feel like I can talk to about anything and everything. I don't even know if that's possible but I would like to think so. It would be great to be able to just begin a new friendship and just take it as it goes and who knows, right? If I still have your curiosity and you are interested in reading further, here's my brief description for now: I'm 46, male of course, business man, 6 ft, 205#, brown hair, green eyes, I'm not a workout nut but I do exercise on a somewhat regular basis and I walk 4 or 5 times a week. I am married and have 2 teenagers. The marriage has been on the ropes for 3 or 4 years until last year when it came unraveled. We are still married, we live in the same home with our children, we attempt to look as normal as possible, but...no need to say more at this point. I have never crossed the line of infidelity, so you can relax (at least for now). I just really would love to see what kind of relationship could possibly be formed from this. I'm in no rush. We can chat online for awhile and if there is any mutual attraction, we just take it from there. I just really need a good friend. I'm man enough to admit that I have some beautiful people in my life yet I am lonely. Does any of this make sense to you? I guess that's all for now. By the way, I am told that I am attractive. I'm not going to post a pic for the whole world to see but if you respond and we hit it off at all, of course I will trade pics with you. Thanks for taking the time to read all this. Hope to hear from you. ]]>

<![CDATA[i need a sugar daddy or momma havent been with a man in so long but a gotta have help paying these bills]]>

<![CDATA[Ex Bodybuilder and Policeman who must have a serious operation in a few days. I am divorced and lonely. I just need a friend to help me get through this thing. Ken jka594@yahoo.com 865-670-9726]]>

<![CDATA[Hi! Thanks for giving my listing a quick peak! Essentially I am looking to find a new friend. It seems the few friends I maintained after high school are at a different place in their lives, so I'm hoping to find someone with a few of the same ideals and in a similar place as I am. I am 23 and recently seperated from my husband, but no where near ready to date or even go near that "world". I'll admit I can be a bit of a dork, but I also love going out dancing, there's a great karaoke bar here in west Knoxville that I go to on occasion, and I am a coffee-addict that loves nothing more then sitting around and talking over a never ending pot. So, if I seem like someone you could get along with and would like to get to know a bit more shoot me a quick e-mail and I'll respond a.s.a.p.. Have a great day!]]>

<![CDATA[Sadist seeking masochist for pain play.]]>

<![CDATA[someone want to go to cherokee and play i would love to play with your money and have fun ]]>

<![CDATA[Ok...here's the deal~ I am stuck at work in front of the computer 6 days a week trying to make that all mighty dollar to at least keep my head above water. I am in a serious relationship with a great guy with no clue for romance or excitment. I am looking for men and women to chat and have fun with during the day. So, if you are at home or at work and wanna play around, please send me an email before I go completely insane!!!!!]]>

<![CDATA[looking for somebody new to hang out with every now and then. i like playing video games, drinking, horror and comedy movies, outdoors, playing guitar, and just having fun. i dont really go out to clubs or bars that much since im in a serious relationship. i got laid off two weeks ago so i have plenty of free time. i would prefer a straight guy to hang out with. a gay guy would be ok as long as he dosent try and act like a female all the time. or a couple would be cool to hang out with me and my wife on weekends sometimes. email me if interested. ]]>

<![CDATA[Average guy hoping to meet average Lady who enjoys drinking a few beers, shooting pool and is 420 Friendly. I am a regular Joe who enjoys hanging out and hoping to meet a Lady who feels the same. ]]>

<![CDATA[Professional man seeking Lady who would enjoy lunch and conversation.]]>

<![CDATA[I'm looking for someone who wants to run, like a one or two hour jog on saturdays or sundays would be great, or somthing short during the week, i don't know. Distance and speed arnt a big deal. Just shoot me an email.]]>

<![CDATA[Looking for friendship that may develop into a SD relationship. I'm more into friendship and a "fatherly" type relationship than one based only on sex. Since we are getting ready to go into the Christmas season it seems like a perfect time to develop our friendship. I would enjoy taking you to dinner and or to the mall to buy you nice things. ]]>

<![CDATA[just moved to knox and amlooking for new friends- I am very 420friendly and def need a connection- I love to pplay x box 360 and chill- I am very outgoing and sponatiannious- Either way hit me backif you have anyinterest ]]>

<![CDATA[Just moved to knox and need some friends i have something in common with= Are you a gamer? Do you like first person shooters- Do you smoke the 420 ? - Get back]]>

<![CDATA[I like how you post in strictly platonic and now you are in love with him.I know what you are doing and I know how to contact your hubby. Pretty funny for someone who has never done this before. And taking your son with you is pathetic. You believe everything he says and have no idea what the truth is. You are just one of many. Wake up.]]>

<![CDATA[Anyone interested in late lunch or early dinner. Im SWM 5:6. Average . Just hate going out alone. READY????]]>

<![CDATA[Seeking to expand my friendship pool. you can ever have too many friends so i am lookin gto meet and make more. i enjoy outdors,sports, traveling ,going to have a drink,play pool,go to club and dancing as wel as video games. If this interests you hit me up.not lookin gfor se xbut if friendship leads into more it happens.]]>

<![CDATA[Don't care if your straight, gay , bi... this is not a sexual ad. Looking for a man that is strong as hell to fulfill a lifetime fantasy of mine. i want to be pressed overhead.... would take great strenght for i weigh 205lbs...weight lifter here....i know alot of men that can press 200 overhead easy on a bar...but a body is difficult. In return..id take you to dinner or pay you 100 bucks on the spot if you succeed. sne pic with face..include your height weight and I'll return]]>

<![CDATA[OK, So I happen to be 100% lesbian. That's not what this is about !! - keep reading. I have a GF. (The orientation thing is just something I think a person is entitled to know) I would just like to see it there is a nearby woman or 2 out there who might like to occasionally meet up for something sporty; with myself and with her - if I can get her to go. This is not about dating or anything like that. We are not "players" or "lookers" or party girls. I am work-focused, somewhat conservative (open-mindedly), and nerdy. I am moderately athletic, but I have been way too sedentary. I am now over the 200 lb mark. However, I can bike and hike fairly long distances or hit the treadmill for 45 minutes. I would not mind hitting the tennis ball around for an hour. I never learned formally, but I can move around enough to volley it awhile. I'm willing to try racquet (sp?) ball at court south (north). Shooting a few baskets would be great too. I have a good road bike and a canoe. I think it's easier to get active if you are not always doing it by yourself. My friends just don't seem to want to get active...I ask and ask and ask ----and we all just keep coming up with other diversions. I miss my sports, but I can't do lots of the contact stuff if I wish to avoid knee replacement in the later decades. I betcha some of you out there are in the same boat...whew....what a terribly disjointed message. Now, I'll just send this thing out, before I wimp out. ]]>

<![CDATA[I'm 26 in the hotel business, super busy professional, but I'm looking to head out and let loose tonight, I just moved here so I'm looking for new friends let me know if you're interested]]>

<![CDATA[Hi. I moved here to Tennessee just a little over a year ago. I work part time to supplement my disability income. I was married once. I am not sure where to hang out to make friends. Where does a single person go? I don't care for bars. School events is out, because my daughters are grown and live in Iowa. I am looking for a girlfriend...someone you call on the phone, go shopping with, do lunch, stuff like that. Guys...you make great girlfriends too ...lol...if you can keep it platonic. I could use a great backyard mechanic. Some of my interests are yardsales, e bay, stain glass, cats, fishing, jill of all trades and a master of none...Lots to know about me...wanna be friends...Well, here's to hoping I make a few new friends. ]]>

<![CDATA[Do you enjoy playing video games on console or PC? Although I don't play all the time, it is more enjoyable to have someone cool to play the games with me. I currently play on PC and Xbox 360, but I want to buy a Wii soon because it looks like a fun system with good games. The Wii is definitely a system where it is more fun with two or more people playing. I have a 42" TV so it is big enough for multi-player games. ]]>

<![CDATA[Are there any Kentucky girls in Knoxville? I'm looking for a fellow Kentuckian to hang out with and develop a friendship. It would be great if you are a UK fan so that we can enjoy the football and basketball season, but it is not necessary. I would also like to do other activities like exercise, jogging, pool, racquetball, bowling, etc.]]>

<![CDATA[any girls here over the break into video games? no sex or anything just hangin out.]]>

<![CDATA[I will be in town for tonight and am looking for some hot girls to go out with and have fun. im gonna go to cotton eyed joes with some friends and i want some girls to come and have fun with me and one of my friends. We are staying at a nice hotel and we have an indoor swimming pool and two hot tubs. So come one come all. hope to hear from you.]]>

<![CDATA[Just looking for a friend to have a drink or two with tonight, nothing wild. Looking for someone around my age, I'm just a normal guy, I moved up here a couple months ago, and haven't had time to meet anyone. Drop me an e-mail and let's get together tonight. JUST DRINKS... I have a girlfriend and am happy with her, I'm just looking for a friend.]]>

<![CDATA[Hi, I will be traveling to Knoxville next week for an interview and I was wondering if someone could show me around town on Tues the 14th? I would like to see the main parts of town..walk around..anything is good, so I can get a feel for knoxville. Also, emailing me with recommended cafes/restaurants/bars is good too :) ]]>

<![CDATA[Professional nice guy here who is easygoing, in decent shape, stay active and love the outdoors, sports, having a few beers, coffee houses, music, movies... I don't really know anyone in town and not interested in going to clubs or into any lifestyle. I pretty much find myself straight as far as how I live my life, and would like to get to know another similar masculine low key nice guy between 25-40 or so to hang out and get to know. Hopefully there are some similar people out there.]]>

<![CDATA[looking for someone to work out with trying to lose about 30 lbs]]>

<![CDATA[looking for a work out buddy trying to slim back down:-)]]>

<![CDATA[I'm looking to find a guy or couple interested in going with me (and maybe my wife) to Biketoberfest in Daytona next week. If you've never been before, it's a great opportunity to be around thousands of motorcyles and bikers. I'd like to leave next Wednesday and return on Sunday. I'm open to riding down or hauling the bikes in my truck and trailer. If we take the truck, we can split the gas expenses. We can also share a hotel room to save on overall expenses if you want. If we take the truck, my wife will likely also go. However, she won't go on a trip that far on the bike. The truck is a full size 4-door pick-up with plenty of room for 4 adults. I can haul at least 3 bikes with the truck and my trailer. If we ride down, I'll be riding an older Yamaha Venture touring bike. It doesn't matter to me what you ride. I like all kinds of bikes - Harleys, Japanese cruisers, touring bikes, sportbikes, scooters - whatever. About me, I'm 47, easy going, easy to get along with, no drugs, not a heavy drinker, and not a party animal. Your age doesn't matter to me - just be easy to get along with and have a good attitude. If you can't go on the trip but are interested in meeting someone to ride with, don't hesitate to contact me. Thanks ]]>

<![CDATA[I am single and looking for some text friends. I have unlimited text. Looking forward to becoming your text friend.]]>

<![CDATA[Hi. Since moving to Knoxville a few years back I have made very few local friends. I am married and work a full time job M-F, 9-5. Ideally I would like to meet some women close to my age who actually have the ability to go out in the evening or on a weekend and go shopping, have some coffee, or get our nails done without having to drag any kids along. I look forward to chatting with you further.]]>

<![CDATA[Happy Go Lucky Guy hoping to meet a new Lady Friend that would like to meet for drinks and Karaoke. No pressure, no hassle just a relaxing break. Thanks.]]>

<![CDATA[Professionally employed man that would enjoy nice dinners, intelligent chat and in general communicating with a lady. I am married but have nothing in common outside kids. I enjoy a variety of activities from the outdoors, movies, tv and on occassion having a drink. This post is from a sincere local guy (Cedar Bluff area)and 100% Drama Free.]]>

<![CDATA[bi mwm looking for friend to hang out with. weekdays]]>

<![CDATA[Just a fun loving guy looking to meet new people and make new friends. Just want to hand out and chat! If you are looking to meet a great guy, here I am! ]]>

<![CDATA[I'm a 25 year old female in need of a friend. I am married with kids. I am a smoker and a casual drinker. I enjoy going out to the club on occasion, but also enjoy just hanging out at home playing games, watching a movie, or just talking. I am looking for a friend that isn't judgmental, isn't going to use me, and just likes to have a good time. I am a bigger girl so if you are the type that only wants skinny friends than I'm not the one for you. If you think we could be friends than send me a message.]]>

<![CDATA[Hey Im lookin for a sexy tattoo artest mmmm so if ur him... or her.. gimme a hollaaaaaa :D]]>

<![CDATA[I'm female, 24, engaged, live in Dandridge but work in Sevierville. Are there any women here who work out at National Fitness Center in Sevierville anytime after 5pm on weekdays? I'm starting a new diet with my fiance (to try and lose some weight before my wedding) and I need a workout buddy to help me to stop looking at the time on the elliptical! He goes to the one in Morristown so we never can work out together. :) Any female who would like someone to hang out with while they workout is fine with me. It would be nice to make a new friend! :)]]>

<![CDATA[I am looking a ballroom dance partner....just a fun and fit dance partner, to take lessons with and dance with please be over 6'1" tall and fit If you can dance, that is GREAT....or be willing to learn No romance, just fun]]>

<![CDATA[Hey, how’s it going? Jason is the name, I’m natural born Floridian transplanted in the great state of Indiana in 93 and recently moved to Knoxville, TN. I am an artist, have a career in hotel management and I also own my own advertising and marketing company on the side. Culture and diversity are very important to me, I love meeting new people, going new places and exploring new things. I like to hang out with friends, go out occasionally, bike, music/movies/art, travel and pretty much as long as I’m in good company ill make the best of it. That’s everything in a nut shell, as I recently moved to Knoxville, TN – I am looking to make new friends as you can never have enough. Hit me up if you would like to know more. **masculinity, ethnicity (latin, middled eastern, mediterranean) , and muscular are big ++ ***]]>

<![CDATA[so this is going to be kind of a weird ad.....but im planning on taking a mini vacation out to gatlinburg next summer.....i was hoping that i could talk to some people out in TN to see what the weather is like out there around that time of year....and maybe meet some fun people before hand!!]]>

<![CDATA[MWF looking for a cool female to chill with and 420 fun. ]]>

<![CDATA[Is there anyone else out there that has a membership at St. Mary's or Court South that would like a workout buddy? My schedule is pretty felxible as to when I can workout. I normally do a 20-30 muscle resistance training and 30 minutes of cardio. I also wouldn't mind getting involved in one of the classes. I look forward to hearing from you. ]]>

<![CDATA[Hey, I just moved to the area, and I"m gonna purchase season tickets to the Lady vols basketball games!! I thought I'd see if anyone else was in the same boat as me, as my friends who are here... are not fans at all!!! Just an idea, thanks for reading.]]>

<![CDATA[like it says i need something to do. i just want to get out of the house but i cant think of anything lol. so hit me up and help me out plz.]]>

<![CDATA[I am trying to get back into working out, but nothing would be more beneficial than having a workout partner. I need to be motivated and look to motivate. This is strictly friends and working out. If you are interested let me know and lets hit the gym!]]>

<![CDATA[Thought I'd see if there are any interesting people in the local area. I'm a 29 year old white male looking to make some new friends. I am currently going through a divorce and am not looking for any relationships. I have a 4 year old daughter and I work nights and am off on the weekends. Am looking for people to hang out with to encourage my social skills as I am lacking in that area and need to learn how to keep a conversation going. I like anything with cars, movies, games, or anything else exciting. If you are interested then please reply and let me know. ]]>

<![CDATA[I've grown tired of surrounding myself with friends around whom I have to keep up the "human" act. I'm seeking someone who has few or no morals; someone who finds "sad" moments uncomfortable only because of the difficult task of faking sadness. However, and here's where it cuts the eligible pool by 90%, I'm not looking for someone who's depressed. Yup, I'm looking for a happy easy-going sociopath and/or psychopath. I've already found a few and we get along great :)]]>

<![CDATA[Been in Hotlanta for the last 20 years and have lost touch with most of my friends here in Knoxville. Just looking for some one to hang out with once in awhile. Kurts, XYZ, dinner, a movie, a festival, whatever. I am a femme, so I don't do football or guzzle down beers. Not into casual sex or drugs. I like to dance, listen to good music. Enjoy being around Gay, Lesbian, Bi & Trans and Straight are okay too. Really love to country dance. So if you are easy going, nice, and not wanted for anything illegal, send me an email. Take care, Auggie]]>

<![CDATA[Male looking for lady to play tennis with occasionally on week days between 8am and 2pm. USTA level 3.5 to 4.0 preferred. Play match or just work on strokes. ]]>

<![CDATA[Hi, I am 18 years old I like doing things such as going to the movies and playing DDR. I would love to find someone to do these things with me. Im not a girly girl and i can hang with the guys it would just be nice to have someone to play sports with ... I dont currently do these things but i would like to. Im a very fun and unique person at least thats what my curret friends say. I make fun of these rednecks down here i am a yankee im not totally against anything. Ummm i love animals but im not like a crazy animal girl or anything. I love music, I dont think i believe in love at all because of all thebad things that has happened. ]]>

<![CDATA[I probably should start of by saying that if you don't know what the posting means, then you should probably ask. I'm a 24 year old, white male located in West Knoxville. I'm 5'11" I have glasses, clean shaven, clear face, all my teeth, etc. I'm a big guy. I am single and currently do not have any attachments such as baby mama drama, psycho X girlfriends, or kids. I drink, I smoke, I smoke and drink. I enjoy the nightlife in Knoxville and try to make it out as frequently as I can, but Monday nights just aren't happening. I'm gonna make a neat little list of likes and dislikes. Then you can determine if it's worth sending me a message. Likes: 1. Action Movies (Bad Boys 2, Shoot em up, Bourne Trilogy, Fight Club) 2. Computers (Yeah, I must confess I'm a bit of a geek) 3. Blackberries (Can't live without it) 4. Text Messaging! (I use 300 minutes, 10,000 messages) 5. Guns (Yeah, I like guns. I'm not a thug, gangster, wanted man, ex-con) 6. Mustard (It's better than ketchup... on anything) 7. Proper F*CK*NG grammar 8. Drinking (Black Steel, Hangar One, 10 Cane; I'll default to beer though) 9. People who can merge (The idiot who holds up traffic trying to merge, don't be them) 10. Music (Drum and Bass, Trance, Vocal Trance, Eurodance... oh and some dirty south rap) 11. Your full attention 12. Video games (Guitar Hero, Rainbow 6, Grand Theft Auto, etc) Dislikes: 1. Ghetto-ness (no shorties or dimes, kthnx) 2. Tomatoes (Yeah, I know Grainger Co. is right around the corner, but I'll pass) 3. People who cannot spell, anything! 4. Tight asses (I say things that are offensive, the filter on my mouth is very limited, please take it all with a grain of salt) 5. Cops (They serve no real purpose, they document crimes they don't prevent them... unless you consider me doing 73 in a 65 a serious crime!) 6. People who can't keep their mouth shut. (If I tell you something in confidence then STFU about it 7. Missing teeth 8. Body Odor 9. Mooches (Have a job, car, your own money) That's a good basis to begin with. I'm really an easy going person who loves to just chill. I have no problem drinking during the week. I want someone who is the same. Let me know if you think you'll fit the bill. If you want pix, just ask. PIN: 31990bb1 ]]>

<![CDATA[Hi me and my family are moving to Athens next week.I am happily married with a houseful of kids.I have all kinds of interests.I love to shop,play tennis, watch ballgames,play pool,paint,own a gun,cards,boardgames ,I love the outdoors and so much more. I am a christian.I do smoke but don't drink. Would like to find a friend who is preferably married and has kids that shares some of the same interests.My husband is a hunter and outdoorsman and loves video games so if your husband has some of the same interests maybe they could become friends as well and we could all hangout. hope to hear from you soon!]]>

<![CDATA[Just looking for a laid back gal to do something with. I am open to suggestions. Hike, movies, bit to eat, drinks, etc... So give me a shout and lets get the ball rolling.]]>

<![CDATA[there is any woman out there that would like to hang out? I am 24, engaged, live with my fiance and our 2 dogs and I just never get to hang out with anyone. I am looking for a woman friend who I can be myself with. I am not always G-rated, I smoke, I love to go to the bar and I love to just have fun! I also like to kiss girls... I'm not Bi. Maybe just Bi-Curious, but I could never act on it. So I am just looking for a friend that maybe likes to kiss [only] when she goes out with me and wouldn't be offended! :) NOTHING MORE! I am not looking to try and date a woman or anything, I'm getting married! I just love female companionship... My life is kind of like the Katy Perry song "I Kissed a Girl". My boyfriend doesn't mind it... but he certainly wouldn't ever even be involved with the kissing. He is all mine :) If you are at all interested in making a new friend, please contact me! Your picture gets mine, and trust me, I'm worth it!]]>

<![CDATA[I am sooo bored and want some company this weekend. I haven't gone out with someone new in so long its killing me. I'm a laid back guy, willing to try anything once. I am tons of fun to be around and very spontaneous when the moment hits. Looks, age weight, all that doesn't matter. I would like to see a pic of you or give me an idea of what you look like. I like putting faces with a name. So lets have some fun this weekend. Thats my niece not daughter.]]>

<![CDATA[hey I'm 27 I work in Knoxville. I am just looking for friends someone that is laid back likes to have a good time. I like to dance, outdoors, and just lay around if I'm tired from work. If you are looking for the something hit me up. Holidays shopping coming up like to have bud to go with me coffe shop mall hangout.]]>

<![CDATA[Im looking for someone..male or female..who is seeking a workout partner. I presently go to a commercial gym but its reallly crowded no matter what time i workout and im seeking an alternative! I would like to see if theres anyone out there with a well equipped home/garage type gym just needing a partner. Im a 37 yo male with about a year of strength training under my belt. Im serious about fitness and am following a powerlifting/Oly lifting type of routine for strength building. I mainly use free weights but im open to learning from anyone! Oh....i could work out in the mornings...say 5:30 or so...or in the evenings after work.....let me know!]]>

<![CDATA[Im a pretty down to earth guy who just is trying to find the same. Im not hard to please just be honest with me and i will be honest with you. I finish school this spring. I am the guy that likes to be doing something fun rather than talk about it. I like to see myself as funny (we'll definately have laughs). I promise not to watch Hockey, Football, and Family Guy 24/7 but it might be in the back of my mind... I would like to find someone who has ambition and on their way to being a productive citizen or someone who is already established themselves, thats why Im on here, and not trying to hit on some girl at the bar. I'm new to online dating and excited about actually meeting a partner. I like to have tons of fun but I know when to be serious. Your pic gets mine]]>

<![CDATA[Well, going to get it out in the open first and foremost. I'm a transguy but only ID as strictly male. I'm good looking, have a great job, am very down to earth. I have tattooed arms and a great sense of humor. If you need educated on FTM's or transguys...email me... Ill be in Knoxville Oct 17th and 18th and going to the Mississippi State game at Neyland. I wouldn't mind meeting a nice girl to go out to dinner with or some drinks (my treat of course) while I'm down that way. I come to Tennessee often by way of Ohio...am thinking of moving there. This can be romantic or just as friends..i always need cool friends. Looking for ladies 21-30...love slim to somewhat curvy women. I'm a great guy, probably one of the most sincere you'll ever meet. Your picture gets mine. ]]>

<![CDATA[Looking for information on the local country scene in Knoxville. I love country music, and two-stepping. I will be travelling there on business shortly, staying on the west side. Having googled it I came across Cotton Eyed Joe's. From their webiste, it looks like a pretty big place. Just wondering what it is like on different days of the week, the crowd that hangs there, the line dance lessons, ....... Just general info. Also if there is any place else in town that I should check out while I am there. Any information, or help would be appreciated. ]]>

<![CDATA[you do when you hate being with your husband? He is a good guy, works, yada yada, but there is zero chemistry on my part. We agree on nothing, everything out of his mouth is argumentative. He doesn't know how to talk, only yell. I have told him I think we should seperate and he says no. Our kids are almost raised, 4-5 yrs left and they will prolly be gone and I have no idea what to do. How many of you guys are just putting up with a situation just because you hate change??? I am not really looking to hook up, I am just really curious, is being stable and secure more important than being happy? He knows I would get a divorce in an instant, but he chooses not to. I just need advicenot advice, input.]]>

<![CDATA[hey what's up! I'm 21 I work in Knoxville. I am just looking for friends someone that is laid back likes to have a good time. I like to dance, outdoors, and just lay around if I'm tired from work. If you are looking for the something hit me up. ]]>

<![CDATA[Two 25 YO females traveling through Knoxville next weekend looking for cute indie boys to show us what's up.]]>

<![CDATA[Hey guys, I am a 19yr old white male, who is looking to find a good, solid friend. I have recently poured a lot into people and have been let down by different people. I am very laid back, intelligent, kind, I consider myself attractive, I enjoy talking about various things, I am crazy about life and would love to have a friend to share thoughts, feelings, and just everything with. If you are interested at all, email me @ crawford.stephen@hotmail.com ]]>

<![CDATA[I dont have many good friends to hang out with i am looking to make new friends to hangout do regular guy things i enjoy outdoors,computer games,traveling, and clubing and movies. get with me ]]>

<![CDATA[we are looking for a couple to play cards and broadgames with we are a non smoking non drinking couple that are looking for the same let us know if you are interested thanks]]>

<![CDATA[i am looking for someone who i can just hang out with and hold, maybe watch a movie or go to a park, just to cuddle. nothing more. if interested please send stats and i will reply with mine.]]>

<![CDATA[Just wanting a friend to talk up the day maybe more if it seems cool later. your pic gets mine]]>

<![CDATA[simple enough. looking for a massage from another guy. at least an hour. i'm very active and extremely sore lately. also under a lot of pressure from school. notice i said "massage" and not "rubdown", so i'm looking for someone with a little experience. looking for tonight or any night this week.]]>

<![CDATA[I'm an intermediate player looking for somebody to play tennis with in West Knoxville on weekday evenings for the exercise, fun, and a little (friendly and good-spirited) competition. Guy preferred, my wife can be the jealous type and I don't know how she'd take to my having a tennis girl-friend. I must stress that this is strictly platonic - TENNIS. I've been playing with some beginner tennis-playing friends quite a bit lately and am bored by the lack of challenge (I used to play competitively when I was 10-12, but hadn't touched a racket in 15+ years until a few weeks ago!). I'd like to start playing with someone at or slightly above my level. I am willing to travel 5 miles or so for games, so pretty local only please. My apartment complex has lit outdoor courts which are almost always open. This is my first "personal" ad...I hope that's enough info.]]>

<![CDATA[i'm very down to earht ,very clean cut looking would liketo meet one of the same]]>

<![CDATA[I AM LOOKING FOR SOMEONE THAT IS IN HIS LATE 20'S OR IN HIS 30'S.I AM A MOTHER OF THREE CHILDREN 6,8,10. I WANT TO MEET SOME ONE THAT IS WILLING TO HANG OUT AS FRIENDS AND INCLUDE THEM.I AM A WHITE FEMALE,27 AND I AM ALSO A FULL TIME SHIFT WORKER.LOL!I LOVE GOING OUT TO JUST TO ENJOY THE WORLD.PLEASE IF YOU WOULD LIKE TO KNOW MORE JUST ASK....I WILL ANSWER ALL THAT YOU ASK.PLEASE SEND PICTURE IF YOU HAVE ONE AND I WILL SEND YOU A FEW IN RETURN tell me what you are looking for in a lady.]]>

<![CDATA[I'm looking for someone to play tennis with before winter gets here. I haven't played in a while and I'd consider myself a beginner. I know it's frustrating for better players to play with beginners, but if you feel like stomping me every game I don't really care. Might have an extra racket available also if you're lacking one. Wal-Mart I believe has a decent racket for $20. If you live in the Caryvillle area then email me. I'm up for going to the court behind the Texaco in La Follette if Cove Lake is too far for you. Also willing to go to other courts - but those are the only two I currently know of. ]]>

<![CDATA[Well, I'm just a normal guy that likes crossdressing on ocassion. I'm just looking for a friend that possibly lives nearby to hangout with and possibly do things with. I'm looking for a woman, age doesn't matter, that could help me with my look when I'm dressed as a woman, and that would treat me as if I was a woman. But, when I'm dressed like a guy, I still want to be treated like a guy. I'm looking for a friend that will be there for me if I'm in need, and I'll do the same. If this could be you, e-mail me with a pic and tell me about yourself and I'll reply back with a pic. Thanks for looking and have a good day.]]>

<![CDATA[We are 3 fun & single 27 year old girls from DC, visiting Knoxville on Friday, October 3rd...We don't know anyone in the area, so hoping for some suggestions as to the best places to party!! Any help is greatly appreciated!!! Thanks!!!]]>

<![CDATA[don't want to be suck at home all night!!! I need a drinking buddy for tonight I'm a manager at a local hotel but my car is broke down tonight... need someone to pick me up and take me out i'll buy the first round... let me know.. good natured fun loving guy here just want to get out of the house for a while!]]>

<![CDATA[Hi Im looking for a walking or running buddy for the maryville area to walk the green belt my seasonal job will end soon and I will have more time to be on the belt Im looking at any where from 5 days a week to 7 depending on what is going on I walk or run 2 miles in about 30 minits but looking to walk longer if this sounds like you email me My name is Trish]]>

<![CDATA[He wants to get out and play some b-ball, tennis, video games, outdoor activities, or hang and talk nerdy stuff or music (maybe even start a new hobby). She wouldn't mind meeting a cool friend herself to talk about Americas next top model, go shopping and discuss the latest fashion trends. We're just looking for chill couples that aren't attached at the hip or single people to hang with that aren't into drugs or partying all the time. We're recent transplants, happily married, and kinda dorky once you get to know us. ]]>

<![CDATA[I am looking to play tonight, if interested get at me...]]>

<![CDATA[I'm posting this for my friend who is a groomsman at his big sister's wedding in November '08. He is in the wedding party and needs a date. He needs a girl who is a bit shorter than him because he's self-conscious about his height. He's around 6'1" and would like a girl at least 16 inches shorter than him [4'9" at the tallest, preferably MUCH shorter] (or 13 inches shorter in wedding-appropriate high heels [5'0" in high-heels, preferably MUCH shorter]). Travel & lodging will be covered, along with negotiable expenses. While both the bride and her brother currently live in Knoxville, the wedding will be held in Chattanooga, TN. I'm only posting this ad for him because he isn't familiar with Craigslist, but any questions or comments I can't answer will be directly forwarded to him. ]]>

<![CDATA[I'm posting this for my friend who is a groomsman at his big sister's wedding in November '08. He is in the wedding party and needs a date. He's self-conscious about his height, so he needs a girl who is a bit shorter than him. He's around 6'1" and would like a girl at least 16 inches shorter than him [4'9" at the tallest, preferably MUCH shorter] (or 13 inches shorter in wedding-appropriate high heels [5'0" in high-heels, preferably MUCH shorter]). While both the bride and her brother currently live in Knoxville, the wedding will be held in Chattanooga, TN. Travel & lodging will be covered, along with negotiable expenses. I'm only posting this ad for him because he isn't familiar with Craigslist, but any questions or comments I can't answer will be directly forwarded to him.]]>

<![CDATA[maybe drinks and a movie? 420 friendly appreciated. looking for friends to add to my collection ;) send me an email and we'll go from there. just friends only. i dont not want to 'hook up' with anyone. ]]>

<![CDATA[My wife recently left me and stole away my baby girl so that cleared up quite a bit of time on my "things to do" calendar. I'd like to meet someone else, and make new friends along the way but what happens happens. I enjoy doing things like hiking and camping, and can settle with just sitting down to discuss current conditions of the world, or talk about a recent good read. Gaming? I try to keep up with what's hot, but all I have to play is a NES at my home. I work all week, and go to school at night, but weekends are all cleared up. Hope to hear from someone!]]>