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<![CDATA[I get really turned on by massage from another female, however what I have in mind is not "happy ending" but a little more than what a licensed massage therapist could do in a salon. If you are real..and not into games...and not a guy...contact me. ]]>

<![CDATA[Tomorrow night, Sat. Oct. 11 (National Coming Out Day as well) is 'lesbian' night at the ReelKnox LGBT film festival. Feature film is Butch Jamie. Shorts before feature include Gillery's Secret featuring Anna Beth Gish, Poppy's 4-some, Worst Case Scenario: Butch Version, Worst Case Scenario: Femme Version. Start's at 7.]]>

<![CDATA[looking for h-w proportionate gals out there for a ltr friends or more and of course with "benefits". i am looking for a gf. send me an email then we can start from there. I am not looking for a butch. Girly girl female only pls. I am d/d free and dont want drama. I am pretty easy going and loves my women. ]]>

<![CDATA[I'm a happily married woman who's always fantasized about being with another woman. I'm tired of thinking and ready for some action. I'm 5'4" with an athletic build and dd free. (and require dd free) I need someone who can be discreet with no strings attached. Your pic gets mine. ]]>

<![CDATA[Looking for someone to makeout and have fun with. I'm attractive, brown hair, bright blue eyes, with an in-shape body. I have a male friend with benefits that would be interested in watching or possibly joining in, if you are comfortable. ]]>

<![CDATA[I believe I'm just going to keep adding to the things that I don't want in these rants because I'm still afraid people in this town just aren't upto par with their reading capabilities. Honestly people, tell me what you want and I'll be more than happy to oblige. (providing you don't remind me of chewbaca from star wars and has shaved sometime this week). I'm getting so many replies to these damn rants that I honestly don't know where to begin besides adding the already made list of the things I don't/do want. So if you're ANY of these things that I don't want, don't try to convince me that you're "wicked hot with blue eyes, body like a brickhouse, and can turn me on like a light switch." Honestly...who the fuck describes themselves like that?! Fucking have some class. If you just want me to bang the hell out of you fucking let me know, but only under the conditions that you're not retarded when you speak, are hotter than me, and have no STD'S that were passed down from your inbreed family. I've met some of you....you are wicked hot...dumber than a bag of bricks, but also still willing to fuck you. I thought I had to spell it out for you. "Today is the word FUCK...brought to you by the letter F!" I've had a few of you want me to bang the living shit out of you, only to find out that YES!! my suspicions are fucking correct...you really do have a boyfriend who slides their dick in your every night. Why in the hell would a left field lesbian (like myself) want anything to do with a vag....(that I love to eat mind you)...tasting like dick?! ALright...so I'm coming off as bashing bisexual girls. No...I'm actually very fond of the bi's...they are the ones that put out and are not pissed off I'm kicking their ass out of bed in the morning. Plus it's an added bonus...most of them are wicked hot anyways. But in all seriousness...if you can't talk to me for 10 mins before I go down on instead of "getting down to business right away"...I probably wouldn't want to fuck you again anyways. I mean it will be your loss. I'm a pretty fucking rad gal. I work 70+ hours a week. Think I'm a rockstar. Cuss like a sailor. Is so fucking sweet your mom would probably even let me do her and she isn't even a fag. Not to mention...everyone is a slut for dimples...I dun care who you are. So if you can't take a minute to figure who the fuck I am before I dive into your vag...you're not worth my time anyways. Next issue... Baby dykes. You're not hot so stop it dumbass. You can't handle my vag so save your bullshit pick up lines for the next idiot college UT bisexual girl (fake bi) to roll up into the club. Sure...buy me a drink...i'm still not putting out. But I sure as hell will take all the alcohol I can get to simmer me down from punching you in the face. You walk around thinking you've done/had all the vag in the world. You haven't. You wouldn't know what to do with mine even if you had a fucking manual and mapquest written in that fucked up ebonics language you speak. Just because you've ate two vagina's...you're not an expert so stop wasting my time. Again...be honest. You want me to just fuck the hell out of you and never speak to me. Game on. If not...don't waste my god damn time. I'm not a fucking mind reader. Tell me what you want, tits or get the fuck out. Pissed off lesbians who read this. Save your long ass emails for the women's coalition of whatever fucking organization you support. I don't give a fuck. I for one, don't burn my bra's (they are pretty cute actually and cost me a shit load of money). Don't think you're the all mighty lesbian and can put me in my place, change my views, want me to think happy thoughts blah blah blah....suck my strap on bitch. I don't give shit. If you need to buy yourself a clue I'm sure you can pick one up at walmart...they are always rolling back prices for you bitches. Send me a god damn picture for the last time. If I get another email without a damn photo I'm gonna take a piss in your box of oreo's. It's 2008 buy a fucking digital camera, cell phone, scanner, whatever the fuck you need to send me a god damn pic if you wanna talk to me that bad. I'm not wasting time on a guy, married females, or wilderbeast women of this town. Be able to uphold a conversation. I've replied to so many emails only to have them end after the 2nd one because I fell asleep halfway thru them. I can honestly say that I'm surprised I didn't die of electrocution from passing out and drooling onto my keyboard from boredom. "How'd she die doc?"...."Fucking knoxville lesbians."....."Oh...werd. Alright I normally don't have a problem with kids but...I don't have time to bang you and look around the corner to see if your kid is coming. If you can't get a babysitter then don't be callin my ass because I'm not a replacement!! Don't make plans to meet up with me then fucking bail. That flakiness pisses me off and will get you an immediate click of the ignore button on my cell phone if you ever call me again. I'm still standing by the main basics of criteria. -No one over 30 unless you're a fucking hot as milf. Honestly. I'm not your midlife crisis. It's sad. I almost wanna pity fuck you into reality. -look good -feel good -give good head -be a top/bottom/switch as long as you're really a lesbian. -at this point I honestly don't even care if I'm your science experiment as long as you're a good person to hang out with. -don't have std's or be a whore. AJAX won't clean everything off. -have a job, a car, and goals. I'm not gonna pay your bills I got my own to pay. - I don't care if you're andro/femm as long as you act like a girl rather than a guy, it's game on. - Be straight up with me, tell me I don't need to be wearing those jeans because my ass looks like the size of the netherlands. Just hand me my other pair of jeans and shut the fuck up because I don't wanna hear it. -have a sense of humor I mean come on we only live once. Fucking have some fun, be sarcastic, ride go carts, buy some crayola crayons and scribble the fuck out of spongebobs face. Enjoy life. So if you're read this entire thing, fucking kudos to you. I'll give you a gold star just for reading it. If you're hot I'm sure that earns you head for atleast 2 hours by my standards. ]]>

<![CDATA[i have actually known for awhile that i'm gay, but now i can do someting about it! I am average build outgoing i have a job a few dogs and a couple of kids. I'm femme i guess and i'm looking for miss right!]]>

<![CDATA[All of my friends are straight and like to have fun but I want a friend who wants a different kind of fun. I am looking for a friend who wants to hang out and have fun and get a little closer than I do with my other friends. I am bi-curious and would love to find someone to play with. I do have a man and he doesn't have to be involved (unless you want him to be) I am a BBW so if that is a problem - please don't respond. It would be a plus to find someone who stimulates my mind as well as my body. I do need discretion and I am open to 420. I would prefer to find another BBW because I think bigger girls are sexy :) So let's get this show on the road (i know that was cheesy lol)]]>

<![CDATA[I am looking for someone cute and feminine woman to hang out with. I want a best friend with benefits. :) I want to talk and become friends first. Your picture gets mine. I do have a boyfriend and its of course ok if you do. I'm not asking for a 3 some. I just want a cute girlfriend I can dress up with and make out. :D E-mail me if your interested. ]]>

<![CDATA[bisexual chick bored at work, looking for someone to at least talk to lol, hit me up some]]>

<![CDATA[Hello All; I am a very loving, gentle, caring butch . I am new to Tennessee and have only been here for a few months. I have relocated here to Knoxville from the Mississippi Gulf Coast due to the past hurricanes. I am 5'6, brown spiked hair, dark blue eyes, dimples, big smile and an even bigger heart. I do not have kids but love them. I am looking for new friends of all ages, and if a loving femme should enter my world who would like to be treated like a Goddesss and showered with all the love and affection that this butch's heart can give them then even better... I am very easy to talk to and truly enjoy the company of gentle hearted women. If you like to play games with peoples hearts, are cruel, mentally ill, bring constant chaos and drama with you wherever you go then pass me by and keep on going! I only want fun loving,positive MENTALLY FIT people in my life. I will not do DRAMA! Period ! I will also not support you , so you must have a JOB and goals for your life. I am not into 3 Sums, Friends With Benefits, 1 Night Stands, or MEN !! I am looking for a woman who wants to be treated like royalty. I believe that women should all be treated like the true Goddesses that they are. Thank You for reading my ad and I look forward to hearing from you soon. ]]>

<![CDATA[I am an emotionally stable, attractive, happily married woman with an average build, a terrific job, and a good life. I am looking to fulfill a longtime fantasy of being intimate with another woman. Hope to get to know someone, take things slowly, and have fun. This is just for me, no men involved. Discretion a MUST. Prefer feminine, 30's, intelligent, sexy, average body type, D/D free. NSA.]]>

<![CDATA[are there any bifemales in this area ...i am new to here and would like to find a female that is bi also so i can unpack my strap on and other toys and have some fun again .. been a while since i had the pleasure of licking a pretty pink kitty ... i am 43 about five six and approx 110lbs with little 34A titties and trimmed kitty .. please have a plce to play or we can make other arrangements to make things happen ... ]]>

<![CDATA[Allright guys I'm looking for women that want to spend time with other women..Send pictures,,Im not being shallow here..but everyone knows that before they go any further they want to know what the other person looks like..So send your picture and you will get mine..No couples..whatever you are into that's cool..but I'm not into guys..so don't waste your time.]]>

<![CDATA[...been told I am rare...easy going, down to earth, real...not into games...100% lesbian, slender fem . woman whose is single and does not play head games...I live 1 mile from Knoxville Center Mall...last two meetings with lesbians women are unemployed and living on government housing...and have no drive...I take pride in myself and have strong work ethic and not lazy...creator of my own destiny...I love to laugh, spend quiet times outside...like authentic communication. ]]>

<![CDATA[Hey, Im 18 years old looking for a girl to call my own( ok that sounded just gay) Im not into the butch Im not looking for a boyfriend to join in just looking for a girl to call my own a girl who likes to do crazy things with me and act like immature at times. I cant say i really act like a girl but sometimes i do i like doing alot of boyish things . Im not a butch or anything. I hav e 2 dogs which i love more than anything. ]]>

<![CDATA[Where have all the real lesbian women gone?too me yaw should be placeing your adds under casual encounters,Are there not any 100%lesbian women left that want more than just sex,how bout a relationship,with long term in mind,all i see on here is a bunch of chics looking to spice up there sex lifes with they're men,or a bunch of bbws just lookin for sex,and believe me i love sex just as much as any other woman,but place that shit under casual encounters,im tired of reading the same crap.]]>

<![CDATA[Looking for a "friend ". I have a boyfriend just missing something. I don't want a 3some so don't ask, and I am not looking for a man. As i said before I have one of those . I am a BBW very attractive. I look way younger than my age. looking for some one that is younger or around my age for some sexual fun. YOUR pic gets mine hope to here from u soon...]]>

<![CDATA[im looking for an attractive femme to go out to dinner with maybe a movie and for some fun in bed must be dd free nsa, married women are ok, email me with a pic and you will get mine.]]>

<![CDATA[If you are a WOMAN who is honest, attractive, know how to be a friend, know how to laugh and make others laugh, don't believe in head-games and deception, don't take yourself too seriously, and are seeking a girlFRIEND to share intimate interludes with.......we may have something more to talk about. Only responses with pic(s) will be answered.]]>

<![CDATA[clean coupel looking to find a a lady friend to want to hang out play cards and drink mixed drinks and go shoping and have lunch with a lady. friend needed i'm bi can we hang out and get to know each other ok if your a coupel but like my guy yours MUST be st8 we dont swap! we are mid class and have a strong mariage looking for same in friends like to hike and swim and bike ride and watch nascar and foot ball and drink beer and smoke cigs let me know we can be frends?? and must have all teeth or denturs are ok . P.S. we like tattos??? ages35 to45ok ]]>

<![CDATA[Happily married, but very bi-curious, looking for some NSA fun. Would like to meet another bi or curious lady for some DISCREET oral attention. Your pic gets you mine... Chicks only! I have a man already, so please, NO MEN!!! Just want a little pussy for myself for a change... If I like you, and you're cool with it, maybe we can all 3 play at some later date...]]>

<![CDATA[Are there any lesbians around? I am a lesbian in my late 40's seeking other lesbians. I don't wanna a bi girl or her boyfriend. I don't want NSA sex. Seeking someone that likes to laugh and have fun and get to know each other.. tired of superficial and shallow people. Friends.... then if something happens it happens. ]]>

<![CDATA[For a long time I have had this recurring dream about you... You are my best friend. We have alot in common, but you're everything I'm not and yet everything I hope to be. We shop, talk, drink, workout together. You help me to be and feel "girly". When we're all alone, we kiss, and I touch you. Then I wake up. ]]>

<![CDATA[I am a young sexy professional woman seeking the same. I am 5'5' 120 lbs and have an athletic build. I am very outgoing and love to have fun both in and out of the bedroom. I am d/d/ free and expect the same. Your pic gets mine.I look forward to hearing from you! ]]>

<![CDATA[I am looking for friends. I have my own place and my own life. I just have had a lot going on in my life and I need a friend to chill with and go out with. I need someone who is not judge-mental because if you are misewell stay at home. I do have a picture u send me one I send you one. I am tomboyish female.I thick white girl, 27 years old bout be 28 in like 6 or 7 days. I am laid back and not into drama have that enough at home. No i am not married bye far! I am a lez! ]]>

<![CDATA[Hey so I've tried just looking on craigslist and now I've decided to just go ahead and post an ad. I'm an attractive bi girl looking for a friend with benefits possibly, but i wanna move slow. I have a boyfriend, so its ok if you do to, but i dont want them watching or participating so if thats what your lookin for dont email me, lol. Don't be butch, sorry I'm just not into that. Be cute, i promise I am. I just want to have fun go to movies, parties, concerts, or just chill and maybe sneak in some kisses occasionally and possible fooling around later, but it has to be discrete because only one of my friends knows I am bi and I'd like to keep it that way. So what are you waiting for? message me lol.]]>

<![CDATA[22 year old college student looking for a friend who is interested in having a little sexual fun too... I am bicurious...I do have a boyfriend...but he does not know about me wanting to explore. so needless to say, this needs to be discreet and he will not be involved. so this means I do not want to be involved with your man either... your picture gets mine!]]>

<![CDATA[So I've gotten about 50 replies to that damn rant that I had before on the lesbians of Knoxville. Seeming how nothing came of any of them I've decided to just make this a weekly thing to pass the time by. I have nothing else better to do, right?! God knows none of these bitches are taking me out anytime soon. I thought I was pretty specific but apparently not. I've been reading emails like crazy from all kinds of women. I'm not really "looking" for anything, I'm just trying to meet new people. If I didn't reply to you then I'm sorry I just haven't gotten around to it, or I lost your email in the shuffle of chaos. I'm going to bring a few things into light. 1. Fucking send a picture, I mean christ, for all I know all you lesbians are the same. You could be a guy, a transgendering lesbian, or inbreed. If you're any of the above I probably wouldn't blame you for not sending a picture, unless you're a transgendering lesbian and in that case the straight women classifieds are a few clicks down here on craigslist. Maybe your finger must have slipped, who knows. 2. No, I'm not fucking you on the first encounter especially not thru an email. I don't know you, I don't know where you have been, I don't want some STD you picked up here on good ol' rocky top. I like my vag...a lot actually...so I don't need some random dyke on craigslist fucking her up. She's a sexy gal and I intend on keeping her in check. So if you're a slut, whore, tramp....I'm more than happy to give you the OBGYN office number to get your "junk" taken care of. 3. Be able to uphold a conversation. I've replied to so many emails only to have them end after the 2nd one because I fell asleep halfway thru them. I can honestly say that I'm surprised I didn't die of electrocution from passing out and drooling onto my keyboard from boredom. "How'd she die doc?"...."Fucking knoxville lesbians."....."Oh...werd." 4. I'm not going to the club to meet you, fight with any of your dumbass baby dyke X gf's. Forget about it. Keep your drama, your ghetto ass baseball hat, and "bling bling" home. Nobody thinks you're sexy, hot, or cute unless you're under the age of 21. Even then, I would probably check ID home skillet she's probably out past curfew. 5. Alright I normally don't have a problem with kids but...I don't have time to bang you and look around the corner to see if your kid is coming. If you can't get a babysitter then don't be callin my ass because I'm not a replacement!! I gotta take time to learn about the person before I figure out a kid. 6. Don't make plans to meet up with me then fucking bail. That flakiness pisses me off and will get you an immediate click of the ignore button on my cell phone if you ever call me again. 7. I don't mind older lesbians for friends but if you're 45, have a daughter/son who is 5 years younger than me and wanna bang me....I also have a therapists number for you. I'm not your midlife crisis. Thats what plastic surgery and breast implants are for....I have a number for those doctors as well. 8. I'm still standing by the main basics of criteria. -look good -feel good -give good head -be a top/bottom/switch as long as you're really a lesbian. -at this point I honestly don't even care if I'm your science experiment as long as you're a good person to hang out with. -don't have std's or be a whore. AJAX won't clean everything off. -have a job, a car, and goals. I'm not gonna pay your bills I got my own to pay. - I don't care if you're andro/femm as long as you act like a girl rather than a guy, it's game on. - Be straight up with me, tell me I don't need to be wearing those jeans because my ass looks like the size of the netherlands. Just hand me my other pair of jeans and shut the fuck up because I don't wanna hear it. -have a sense of humor I mean come on we only live once. Fucking have some fun, be sarcastic, ride go carts, buy some crayola crayons and scribble the fuck out of spongebobs face. Enjoy life. ]]>

<![CDATA[Ive thought about being with a chick for awhile. Come to find out my dude wants to see it. Im lookin for a special woman to help me with this surprise for him. No touching him or him touching you. Just let him watch or maybe do me while i do you. You know youre out there... reply w a pic. And no uglies. I mean. you know if youre ugly. Pretty face and pretty pussy REQUIRED. 420 a- okay. no diseases you burnt bitches!!! ]]>

<![CDATA[I am looking for a girl that can be my best friend with possible benefits. :) I am 18 years old, bisexual, feminine, about 5'3, and about 105 lbs. I am not expirenced but I'm willing. So far, I have only kissed girls. I do have a boyfriend but he doesn't have to be in our relationship. I want someone that share around the same interest, shopping, fashion, hair, makeup, dancing and movies. I'm not going to put an age limit as long as you take care of yourself. Email me if interested. Your picture gets mine. :)]]>

<![CDATA[I AM LOOKING FOR..A HOT FEMININE WOMAN TO HAVE FUN WITH AND MAYBE MORE! MUST BE DISCRET!! MUST LIKE TO TAKE CARE OF THEMSELVES...NO THREESOMES...DONT EVEN ASK! PLEASE SEND PICS!!! ]]>

<![CDATA[48 year old gwf seeking similar. i enjoy boating, camping, waterskiing, jet sking, fishing, motorcycles, bowling, softball, tenn football and lady vols basketball. i grew up in blount county, moved to atlanta for 15 years and for family reasons, moved back to maryville a year ago. i have been searching for old friends and attempting to make new friends with little success. i am honest, non smoker, drink very little, and do not indulge in anything illegal. i like to have a good time and laugh alot. It's healthy! no games and not looking for a one nighter. sincere replies only please. i am 5'5" and 135lbs and athletic. ]]>

<![CDATA[ Posting an ad on craigslist is very much like tossing a bottle with a message into the ocean. Will anyone see it? Will someone stop and examine it, hunting for a treasure inside, hoping to connect with a total stranger in this random chain of events? So, into the deep blue void of the internet ocean I toss my bottle. It reads: There must be someone out there like me. Someone who's life is full yet with a void, a yearning, an undefinable ache. I'm a large woman, a bbw, married who's hubby knows of her love for women yet isn't involved in that part of her life. I am what I am, full of life and child-like wonder at the world. I take great enjoyment in little things like picnics in the woods and strolls by the water. I'm honest and fun and looking for someone who doesn't take themselves or life too seriously. I don't care about your orientation (lesbian, bi, straight every other month and on national holidays), or your age. Is there a kindred spirit out there? I hope so.]]>

<![CDATA[ I am a single mom new to the area in need of financial support. I can be very discreet if needed. If you are in need of attention as well as good conversation I am here. I am very romantic, love to cuddle and show alot of attention. I enjoy a good conversation, being outdoors, watching a good movie, romantic dinners, or just goofing off and having fun. If this sounds like something that intersts you we can trade pics and take it from there. Email me..]]>

<![CDATA[Looking for a BI-female like myself for friendship and fun. I am clean and D/D free. I am attractive, single, bisexual, and discreet. Only females interested in adult fun contact me...please!]]>

<![CDATA[When did making friends because such a challenge?? I have been looking for that special someone and seem to only find fakes. I am a bbw in search of that special lady to be friends with and hopefully more. I am looking for someone who will get to know me for me and not whats on the outside. I have been told that I am pretty but I will let u be the judge of that. I am told that I dont look my age at all. If my being a bbw bothers u then keep stepping. I am very outgoing and active. I love to go out and have a good time with that special someone. I love doing all kinds of things just ask me. I have just relocated to the area and I am looking for someone to show me around the sites. If u r interested email me so we can talk........ Please have a pic available as I have some to send as well just want to be able to know that u r a woman. I am not looking for any men LADIES only!!!!!! I am also not looking for a 3sum or just letting a man watch been there done that so if u r interested email me lets talk ]]>

<![CDATA[I am a 36 y/o bbw in Rogersville looking to meet some new friends. I am happily attached and he is happy either watching or joining in, depending on you. If you'd like some fun from time to time, drop me a line and send a pic and lets see what we can get into. It's not all about sex...but benefits are nice!]]>

<![CDATA[Seeking first time experience with a woman, must be drug & diease free. Not interested in having a threesome. Looking for a hot femme to lick me all over. I have never been with another woman in any way. I would love to touch and kiss your breasts and pussy. I am DD free and you must be to. No offense to any other sexy women but I am attracted to fit women. No men please. Your pic gets mine. Emails with pictures get first response. ]]>

<![CDATA[I'm looking for a Bi-Feminine lady who would like to be confidants and sexually adventurous together. I'm a little shy but I've had an exciting encounter with a woman a few years ago. I'm attractive, 5' 2" average build, dark hair, hazel eyes, love a great sense of humor. No games, no "one-line" replies...if you're interested, tell me about YOU! :) I will tell you that I'm not into committed relationships, just want to enjoy good friendship and hot sex with another mature woman. I will tell you that I am not into licking you or being licked...I am mostly interested in rubbing our pussies and breasts together...you've got to try it! ]]>

<![CDATA[Wanting someone to go get some drinks with and then bring it back home to the bedroom. im a business woman so discreetion is a must. email if interested]]>

<![CDATA[I am 44 and a BBW. I am seeking a bi fem for a threesome for husband and myself. Age and race not an issue and will share pics. Serious replies only, thanks. ]]>

<![CDATA[Hey All, I'm new to the area and can't seem to figure out where to meet any sweet, loving, beautiful butch women. I'm a 22 year old, successful femme missing the affection of a woman. Can anyone give a girl some help? Email me about you, and I'll write you more about me. ]]>

<![CDATA[I've come to the conclusion that there are no real lesbians in knoxville. If you do find one, I'm sure she has been wearing the same ball cap since she was in high school. Not to mention, DYKES CAUSE DRAMA! They are all a bunch of liars. Why can't a nice femme girl prowl the craigslist ads once in awhile so that I (a nice lesbian), can snatch her up and keep her all to myself? Why is it that more than 3/4 of the posts are bi women trying to get a girl to fuck them and their husband?! There is a seperate section for that, it's called the casual encounters! I mean if you want to bang some stranger without knowing them and get something that doesn't wash off with AJAX then by all means, have at it. Some of us here would love to meet a fantastic girl, spoil them rotten, and cuddle till the sun comes up. NOT ALL OF US WANT TO FUCK YOU IN YOUR ASS WITH OUR GIANT STRAP ONS! Granted sex is a nice thought if it occurs but I'm not going to advertise it on craigslist, again there is a diffrent section for that. One thing is for sure tho, the pretty girls need to come out of the closet and quit skimming this disasterous craigslist hoping one good girl will pop up. I know knoxville has some great under ground lesbians somewhere, I see them everyday. Granted I'm too shy to talk to them, so let this be an ice breaker. Here is my search criteria...for dating...if you don't meet it then I just have a new awesome friend I can pour drinks down their throat until they are hammered to oblivion. 1. Not be psychotic (I know this is hard to come by but it's possible) 2. Not have a stalking record. (if you've ever watched an X gf in her apartment from your car OUTSIDE her apartment, you are a stalker.) 3. Have teeth (I know this is tn but we all have our standards) 4. Have a job (because i'm not paying your bills, I got my own to take care of) 5. Have goals (and this does not mean how many beers you can down before they call the ambulance) 6. Has slept with a girl before (I'm sorry, I'm not your teacher, but I'm sure we could get you one of those lesbian sex books or something to read at night) 7. Is not a dirty Bi-sexual (because thats grounds for cheating, it's a lesbian thing) 8. Must have a Car (I am not carting your ass around town, i am not a taxi) 9. Cares about what she looks like (don't get me wrong, I love a girl in sweats and a t-shirt. But if you walk around like that all day everyday like you don't give a damn, you have no self esteem.) 10. Have self esteem! (There is nothing hotter than a girl that knows she looks good.) So...if you enjoyed this post, feel free to send me an email. If you're interested send me an email. If you are a guy, I hope your dick rots off with VD. :O) j/k I'm just going to ignore you lol. ]]>

<![CDATA[I want a woman that I can have fun with, go out in public, have a good time as friends, or that's how it appears to be. I'm not one for PDA in public anyway, maybe a few stolen touches here or there but beyond that, not too much. I want to be able to lay in bed, curled up underneath the covers, watching a movie, be able to run my hands along your body, just to feel you, and then to kiss you. If any of this sounds like something you'd like, please write me. I'm dying to feel this. Anything like this. Please, no married women, couples, or men. Thank you.]]>

<![CDATA[Hi, Im a 37 yr old girl looking for a friend to try out new things with. I enjoy boating, riding motorcycles w hubby, going out with friends, and I'm addicted to shopping. What I'm looking for is a cute girl somewhat around my age that has the patience to let me go at my own pace with this. I'm not looking for a one nite stand but someone I can trust and build a real friendship with that dont mind a few extra benifites along the way. I am married to an understanding guy thats ok with it. He doesnt have to be involved in the bedroom but I would prefer that you at least get to know him too. I'd be happy to you send a pic if you send one my way. thanks]]>

<![CDATA[Hey ladies. I'm a bisexual female. Just wondering if there are any other bi-females on here interested in having some adult fun. I am a professional woman, therefore I'm looking for a discreet, professional woman like myself. I am D/D and my partner must be D/D free as well. I am just looking for a fun female to have great "Adult FUN" with often. If you are free this weekend, I'd love to chat! Only responses with pics will get responses. And NO men!]]>

<![CDATA[HELLO! I am a 29 year old lady. I am fed up with the dating/bar scenes. I do not put up with a bunch of bs or drama. My friends and close family are my life. I love animals and the outdoors. I have a very wide range of interests( I am a gemini). I would really like to find someone to talk to and become friends with and if we are compatitable, maybe more. I am a very laid back, open minded person. I like music (wished i didn't have two left feet), books, movies, too many things to list. Like i said earlier i am a large lady, however because of medical problems with my spine have decided to have the gastric bypass. I do not smoke, its ok if you do. I may have a drink 2 or 3 times a year. Yes, incase the question crossed your mind i do look kinda butch. I am gonna try to post a pic but if you do not see one i will send one back if you reply with one. I am in the vonore, greenback, maryville the most. If you want to know more please feel free to ask. It does not bother me to answer anything. ]]>

<![CDATA[I am a 26 year old female seeking a bi-fem to have some fun with. no strings attached i have a boyfriend who is really cool about my sexuality. i love having fun with other girls. hoping to meet some mature ladies who have some fantasies to explore.My boyfriend is not included in this ad.]]>

<![CDATA[40+ GWF seeks GWF 100% Lesbian Non Smoker Are there any decent, real 100% lesbians who are slender and/or athletic and live in Knoxville. Lately the Craigslist ads ad from lesbian curious and.or men wanting to watch two women. I am a 100% athletic, slender, health conscious 100% lesbian who is unique, special and have a good work ethic. I never cheated and do not play games. I live in Knoxville and please be in area and not out of town. I am romantic, sensual, passionate, into authentic communication and love life. I am looking for a long term relationship with someone (woman) who is SINGLE NOT MARRIED OR HAS A BOYFRIEND. I am 130 lbs., 5'5", shoulder length fem looking. ]]>

<![CDATA[i hate reading all these ads that are full of abbreviations and fake romantic babble. instead, i'd rather just be honest and, if you think i sound interesting, then we can try to get to know each other. i'm 25 and live alone with my dog and 2 cats. i work 9-5 monday-friday, so my nights and weekends are totally free. i'm pretty independent and like to have time to hang out with friends, usually enjoying a bottle of wine on my porch and talking until late. i smoke. i read a lot and love movies. i'm a liberal and a bit of a human rights crusader. i generally do not like sports, but occasionally i can be encouraged to watch, especially rugby. i love swimming, walking in the woods, riding horses, and traveling most of all. i lived in new zealand for a while. i'm bisexual, but haven't been with a woman (or anyone for that matter) in a while. i've been doing my own thing and haven't had the desire to meet anyone in a long time. i'm not looking for someone to take care of me or to treat me like a princess. i am not a princess. i'm looking for someone who is interested in an equal partner but can still accept that i have my own life. if this means you are more interested in a casual relationship, i'm all for that, but something a bit more meaningful would be nice. i'm extremely open to all races/ethnicities. looking for someone 24 to 35, preferably never married, with no kids (this is negotiable: i love kids, but i don't know if i'm ready for that). most importantly, you need to be open-minded and fun. ]]>

<![CDATA[I am 28. Soon to be 29.I own my own very successful business. I just bought a new house. I am not rich, but I work hard. I am a married and a mother of five.I am Bi, and I need a friend. I have many interestes, I love swimming and camping. I love to hang out. I am not looking for sex. I just need a friend that won't stab me in the back. I am Democrat, heavy build and curvey. I am smart , witty, and I can't stand lazyness.Check out my myspace page. and lets be friends. My myspace is w w w my space .com / stilldreamingincolor07.]]>

<![CDATA[bi bbw lady looking for a friend with no strings benefits. If this sounds like you then please drop me a line and lets talk.]]>

<![CDATA[Hi, Attractive femme here, I'm looing for a buddy/playtime companion. I LOVE All things fuzzy.. clothes, stuffed animals you name it.   I take excellent care of myself, my skin, and hair.. I am not crazy abvout it but I like to look good and so should you. I have been with girls ONLY Since I was about 17 and do NOT do couples OR GUYS. I am getting tired of guys always replying saying "Just this once" NO GUYS!!   But if you are a fem or butch and want to get in touch PLZ DO SO.. send a pict and If I like what I see I will CERTAINLY get back in touch. I like to play but would easily become monogomous for the right person. Looking forward to getting to know some of you! The borrow of a week. When at BohemiaCamilloMaliciously like poison: but I cannot]]>