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<![CDATA[hey all iam 23 and iam just looking for someone to talk to and get to know first. iam in to big girls but anyone is fine. iam a short guys but sweet things come in small packs. soo if u want to know more hit me back. put in subject looking for u thanks]]>

<![CDATA[Hey there, after a long week, just happy that it is finally the weekend. I am just chillin tonight, and would love some company. Maybe watch some movies, listen to music, or just good convo. Maybe drinks? What do you suggest? All I ask is that you are under 35, and at least reasonably fit. My pic is below, so please reply with your pic, or if you wanna IM, my Yahoo and AIM is a310guyhere but please be ready to send a pic when we start to chat, since you see what I look like. :)]]>

<![CDATA[Haha! I'm sure I'll get some flak for this sooner or later, but what the hell, you only live once. So I'm a 34 year old latino, average height & weight, no kids, never married, just living and enjoying a bachelor's life. As of late, my job has all but killed my social life, thus I figured I'd post this and see what kind of responses I get. I'm looking for a nice girl, outgoing, laid-back, who isn't looking to get married asap. It'd be fun to find someone local to hang with, grab some drinks, catch a flick or a show, be it theatre, live music, etc. I'm also new to the Los Feliz area, so someone I could explore my new hood with would be cool. I'm agnostic, vegetarian and lean heavily to the left. I think I'd get along fairly well with someone along the same lines, but those things are not a requirement. I'd prefer someone younger than me, 23-33ish, but again not a requirement. I won't go into specifics about looks cause everyone has their likes and dislikes. Let's just say the most important thing is, if we click, the rest will fall into place. So now the ball's in your court. Hope to hear from you soon.]]>

<![CDATA[HEY so to start out. if your a spam bot or wanna try to get me to join some website then just stop wasting your time now. alittle about me, im 21, 170lbs, 6ft, brown eyes, black hair, athletic and toned. i would say im down to earth and laid back. im a guy with many useful skills, and can fix just about anything. i love to cook,bbq,work out,camping,fishing,swimming,ride bikes,hike, just about anything that is fun.im looking a girl that i could enjoy doing just about anything with, like a best friend or girl that isnt afraid to get alittle dirty. i prefer someone who stays in shape, cause to me that means that they take care of themself. although if you are a flake,or have a very busy life on a day to day basis, then please stop. those are just the main things im looking for. please be mentally sane, without crazy ex's, have a job, and something going for you. i hope to hear back from whomever is reading this. please reply with a pic ]]>

<![CDATA[Need help getting over 30 yr old girlfriend. I still got it and want it now. come over.]]>

<![CDATA[6'1", athletic, sharp dresser, do not drink or smoke, witty, old-fashioned values, certain to make you laugh. I am a decent man with references who always returns his shopping cart to the stall, is responsible and values beyond belief the wicked smile of a beautiful woman. Please reply with a photo. One caveat -- must be a non-smoker. I am sorry but that is my only non-negotiable. ]]>

<![CDATA[I am looking for a wonderful woman to become friends with and with the possibility of becoming something greater. I would like to meet a woman to have fun the rest of the summer. Don't worry, I am not looking to get married :) I have always been attracted to women who are a bit chunkier. I want a woman who has goals in life and is working towards reaching those goals. And, who can hold a conversation and who actually has their eyes open to what his happening to the world around us. I do not drink, nor do I use drugs. I like to go to the mall and just walk around, go to the beach and watch the sunset, go to a nature reserve and watch the ducks frolicking, or just take a drive up PCH and stop wherever we find something interesting. I am an animal person and I have a few pets. All of them were strays and I do not believe in designer pets. I love all genres of music, except for country. I am Latin, so I do like salsa and Latin Jazz. You probably want a description of myself, so... I stand about 5'11'', I have a medium complexion, I wear glasses, and I am chubby. Also, I have to let you know that I am a huge dork and I do have a bit of a geeky side. I am smart, I have taken up to differential equations and I have taken 2 years of physics. I switched majors, so now I mostly study anatomy and physiology. I really do not have a type of woman that I like because part of life is meeting new and interesting people. Oh, and I am open to any race. If you are interested, put "YOUR FAVORITE COLOR" in the subject line. And, please include a picture of yourself. Thank You]]>

<![CDATA[So are you a normal educated “good girl” who has a full time job, works out and leads a basically normal life? Would I see you at the gym or market and say to myself wow!? Are you home tonight and feeling stressed over finances and reading these postings with curiosity? If I described you and you think you’d be open to inviting the attractive guy who saw you at the gym or market over tomorrow (Saturday) evening for some private fun then I’d be open to bring 300 “unstressers”. You’ll have to prepare for me as if you were having your boyfriend over. Candles, music and of course you’ll wear something sexy for me. If I have piqued interest and you would be open to what I’ve described then please do reply with a recent photo and tell me why you think I’ve described you and tell me why you’ll make the perfect “one night girlfriend” ]]>

<![CDATA[I am an attractive open minded SAFE "Bisexual" Gentleman SEEKING an open minded adventurious FEMALE who is open to exploring our chemistry, starting out with a drama-free "friends with benefits" thing to begin with and hopefully nurture a fun, passionate, "casual relationship". I would ideally like to find a woman who is "enticed" by the fact that I am "Bi". F.Y.I.; I am only "Bi" in a sexual capacity (which means, while I enjoy sex with a guy, I would NOT be into a relationship with a guy). I am open to all types of nationalities and ages and am mostly attracted to a woman who are simply open-minded and direct and will gauge our attraction by our natural chemistry when we meet. It is also VERY IMPORTANT that you have a "user-friendly living situation" that will allow us to hang-out at your place, since my current living-situation doesn't allow for much privacy. I'm 35, 6', 195, medium build, work out daily into running and boxing, with dark handsome looks; with lots of black short hair and brown eyes, a newly clean-cut goatee, with a Latin background. I love star-gazing, browsing through bookstores for hours, art museums, nature and the outdoors and love pets. I'm attentive, easy going, erotic, playful, imaginative, spontaneous, uninhibited, a free spirit, very open minded, passionate, a complete gentleman that is respectful of all boundaries and most of all...COMPLETELY disease free and practice only safe sex. You'll find that one of my biggest pitfalls is the fact that I am a complete hygiene freak and must always be squeeky clean. And while I am a very open minded and uninhibited person, in public, I am very discreet about my bisexuality. If you are SERIOUSLY interested, please respond with ALL YOUR INFORMATION: AGE, HEIGHT, WEIGHT, MEASUREMENTS, HAIR COLOR, NATIONALITY, LOCATION/CITY.... In addition to this info, I need to know that you are for real so YOU MUST SEND A RECENT PIC. NO pic and NO response. I'll respond with my info and pics and if we are into each other, we can chat over the phone and if we both agree, can meet some place like a Starbucks to check out our chemistry. And please only respond IF YOU HAVE A USER-FRIENDLY LIVING SITUATION. ]]>

<![CDATA[I believe that all women are beautiful in their own special ways. I simply find a voluptous, curvaceous, tall(5'7) more attractive,...and find myself admiring them just a tad longer than any other woman. I have replied to several ads here with no luck. I thought maybe this way would attract a woman willing to share a conversation that will permit us the possibility of getting acquainted. I love music, enjoy dancing, traveling, a good book, movies, quiet time, walks, a great variety of things. I am 6' neither prince nor frog...a man of passion 39 yrs old. So here is to all the women here. Hopefully I get the opportunity of knowing one of you...til then take care, best of luck. If you email me a picture, I will gladly send one of me. Close your eyes and make a wish....take a chance in life...]]>

<![CDATA[The first thing I want to say is thank you for checking out my post. I have met a few women on here, and though I always enjoy meeting new people, some of the women here are... special, for lack of a better word. Or to put it more plainly- they're totally freakin' nuts! Tell me something- is it REALLY the hardest thing in the world to find ONE girl who has baggage the size of a small make-up case as opposed to a public storage unit? (For those of you who laughed at that, thanks! No applause, just throw money!) Ladies, if you fit any of the following criteria- DO NOT RESPOND TO THIS AD!!!! GIRLS WITH DADDY ISSUES: Listen, I'm totally sorry that your father decided to stay at home and play poker with his buddies instead of going to your dance recital. You're just way too needy for my tastes. If I wanted to get twenty-thousand phone calls a day, I'd hand my phone number to EVERY single telemarketing firm on the planet and say, "Have at it!" Plus, girls like you are great if all I wanted was a one-night stand, but I want something more. So do us both a favor and head for your local bar and find a guy who can put up with that for maybe a week. Here's a tip- find one who is desperate. You know you're gonna treat him like crap, anyway. GIRLS WITH LOW SELF-ESTEEM: Now, I'm doing my best not to make you feel lower than you already do. In fact, I think all of you are perfect just the way you are. The only problem is that you ladies are TOO MUCH WORK. I've been there one too many times and I just don't have the strength to do it anymore. I don't want to meet a girl who is going to become my next project. Besides, the only thing you need to remember is this- it doesn't matter what other people think, it only matters what YOU think. Don't get down on yourself- there is one guy out there who thinks the world of you. Don't turn him away. HIGH-MAINTENANCE WOMEN: God, where do I start? Ok, here's the thing, I won't lie and say that I don't like an attractive woman- but if it takes you longer than an hour to get ready, THAT'S TOO LONG. We already waste enough of our lives waiting in lines and getting stuck in traffic. Give me a break. Life is too short and I'm already pushing forty. If you wear more make up than Bozo the clown, Ringling Brothers is coming to town soon. That's all I'm gonna say. DRAMA QUEENS: I can appreciate that some of you have boring lives, or that you're aspiring actresses. Here's the problem- I'm not looking to be your acting coach or your enabler. I have a rule- if you rack up three red flags, that's it. We're DONE. If you want to practice for that future Oscar you plan to win, take a class at the learning annex like everybody else. I also don't plan on stalking you, calling you and hanging up, or letting the air out of your tires. That's just plain nuts. WOMEN WHO CAN'T GET OVER THEIR LAST RELATIONSHIP: One piece of advice- if you just broke up with someone, do yourself and the next guy you date a huge favor- give yourself time to grieve. Jumping into a new relationship is the absolute last thing you should ever do. If you need to take your mind off of it, concentrate on work, buy a dog, start knitting, or have as many one-night stands as you want. Just don't start seeing someone and make his life a living Hell by constantly bringing up the ex, or even worse, making comparisons. I'm begging you. GOLD-DIGGERS AND SUGAR BABIES: First of all, I don't have a ton of money, so you wouldn't be interested anyway. That said, you should look into prostitution. It's pretty much the same thing. CONVICTED FELONS: This one is kind of self-explanatory, isn't it? And finally, my favorite category: PSYCHOTICS. I dated a girl who tried to kill herself in front of me once. Fun times! Then I dated another girl who assumed we were in a committed relationship after one date. Another girl had a serious grudge against telephone psychics because of some bad advice they had given her. All of these ladies had two things in common- they were hot, and the sex was fabulous. But it was not enough to base a relationship on. In fact, I have a nice stack of framed restraining orders as a reminder of our time together. For a while there, I honestly thought I was cursed. It seemed like if there was a nutjob within a 50-mile radius, I was almost positive she would end up with me. So if any of you are in therapy, please don't email me. For those of you who aren't, seek help- preferably electroshock. I'm also not into big girls (meaning not height and weight proportionate, though a little meat doesn't bother me) or black girls. No offense, just a preference. I also used to have a rule against insta-families, but women without kids are kind of a rarity. The truth is, I love kids, so that isn't really much of an issue. If your kids are cool with me, then I'll be cool with them. As to what I am looking for: To be honest, I'm not sure that what I want even exists. Believe me, I've looked. The girl I want is someone who is patient and understanding. She is cute, funny, and has a HELL of a sense of humor and can laugh at the raunchiest things. Her kind of comedy is more Woody Allen than Will Farrell, and she is some kind of artist- a poet, a painter, or better yet- a writer like me. She's the kind of girl who is naturally beautiful, like she can roll out of bed and be the most gorgeous mess you've ever seen. She isn't totally needy or insecure and can function without me if she needs to, all the while in the knowledge that I am fully devoted and committed to her (and I will be. I'm a one-woman guy.) She loves hard rock, alternative, 80's, and can't stand rap or Britney Spears. She's a pop-culture geek and can quote lines from any movie at will. She's intelligent, witty, fun, and can kick my ass when I get out of line in a heartbeat. She's a girl who has a heart made of silver while still retaining that razor edge. And if she's a diehard liberal, then that would be awesome, too. So that's everything, I think. I know it sounds like a lot, but that's what I want. For a girl like that, I would do anything. Now just because I'm describing my perfect girl doesn't mean that I'm in any way perfect, myself. I'm actually in something of a transitory state. I'm a writer who's trying to get his book published, and while I may not be Prince Charming in looks, I'm not exactly the Beast, either. Kinda Shrek-ish, if you must know. Ok, scratch that- if anything, I kinda lean more toward Kung-Fu Panda. (I love that movie!) I just want to be in a relationship with someone who understands the way I feel. Someone whose eyes I can look into for hours and still never know every secret she hides. I want to be with a girl whom I can hold and not want to let go of, that I can wake up to and smile at. Someone who is going to inspire me and make me realize that our love will take on a life of it's own. So if you're out there, please- let me know. -G. pic 4 pic ]]>

<![CDATA[HI Whats not to like....Your a beautifiul vibrant women. Im not sure why black men don't date you?? If you ask me, its just crazy. Im single white educated tall handsome 6'-2" man...220/ fit and I have no kids or drama in my life. Very passionate, goal oriented, kind and fluent in other languages. It would be ideal if your enjoy wearing heels, dress, perfume and love getting dolled up:) At the currentl moment, Im not chasing after any 2- 4 women so please don't write to me if you have 10 guys chasing after you. Im not asking a lot when you think about it. This posting is very genuine and Im not here to play games. Be honest~ Shoot me a response/pic and I will return the favor. THX]]>

<![CDATA[Hi ladies. I'm a 23 year old, normal, easy going, healthy/athletic guy. I got my bachelor's and recently moved out here for work. The ones I've met so far are very pretentious and fake. I'm looking for a normal, laid back, funny woman that likes to have a good time. I need to explore LA so lets go grab something to eat and go have a beer. I'm not a creep, just looking for ways to meet new people. If you're reading this you're probably in a similar situation, so get back to me, lets make some plans and have a good time!]]>

<![CDATA[Here's the deal: I'm a 39 year old, tall white male. I'm good looking. I'm fun to be around. And, I'm extremely physical and passionate. My life is busy, as is yours I imagine. I'm looking for someone attractive, age or race is less important.. There also has to be a lot of physical attraction and chemistry. Generally, I've hit it off with younger women. Thats not saying I'm not open to my age. Location wise, I'm in near the Grove but don't mind driving, it's LA after all.... OK, so thats all the info I'm willing to share in a casual encounters post. You want more, hit me up. We can exchange photos. Please be fit, attractive, and fun, and put 'Passion' in your response... ]]>

<![CDATA[Pretty simple man seeking casual conversation and a potential new friend. Would be nice to establish a new relationship but no pressure. Enjoy cooking, running, driving, reading, the outdoors, beach, and simple yet deep conversation. I'm very chill and don't get wrapped up in drama. I can be a little weird, but who isn't? I enjoy meeting new random people and listening to whatever it is they have to say about life while sharing my own experiences. Shoot me an email with something interesting to say about yourself. ]]>

<![CDATA[MILLIONAIRE WOULD LIKE TO MEET A CLASSY OLDER LADY FOR A RELATIONSHIP EMAIL A PHOTO AND I WILL EMAIL YOU BACK]]>

<![CDATA[I'm a SWM, 54, hunting for a younger SBF bunny to share dating and romance. The hunter who wants to capture your heart is presentable, in shape, and financially secure, with blue eyes and brown hair. Once I catch my black bunny, I'll quit hunting. Long term would be great. I have dated black ladies almost exclusively, and I wish to find someone special. My bunny should be a "girly" girl, kind and honest. She'll get lots of affection and attention. Cuddles, kisses, spanks, and hugs included. Ears and tail are optional.]]>

<![CDATA[Join me for a drink. Over 35 & under 50]]>

<![CDATA[ I am a nice, attractive, very well educated and fun loving guy, who is seeking a lady looking to have a great time. I love to dance, work out, enjoy the city and explore new things. Here is my pic, if you like what you see, send me a message and tell me something about you and we can take things from there and hopefully meet up sometimes. Its the weekend so lets get this started and i promise you the best time ever.]]>

<![CDATA[Title says it all, I want a girl to Instant message with me on yahoo or aim, and talk dirty to me, and watch my cock grow on webcam. Who is interested? message me quick!]]>

<![CDATA[It's Friday and want to go out. I'm Mexican 5'10 190lbs. I'm a nice guy just bored at the house, looking for a girl to Go out tonight maybe dancing or a bar you chose. Not picky Just be cool. This is Real post it's 9pm by the time this gets Posted it will be around 9:15.]]>

<![CDATA[Whats good ladies =) tryna find a decent girl, cl probably aint the right place but i know theres some real girls out there reading this. ME: im 21, 5'9, not too fat not too skinny and.... hit me up for more info and pics =) YOU: -the shorter the better ;) im 5'9 and like shorter girls so between 5 feet and 5'8 - i love latinas and asians, but im open to any race as long as u have what im looking for - im into baseball so if ur a girl that plays softball or likes baseball thats a plus, any girls out there that are phillies fans i'd pretty much be in love with u =) - im into underground hip hop ( EV,MURS, MADLIB, JDILLA, etc), and going to shows, rock the bells, paid dues, the airliner hip hop shows, it'd be nice if u listen to hip hop or dont mind it - dont be conceited, i cant stand girls that are cocky and conceited, if ur self confident and have a high self esteem thats good - u gotta be somewhat close to me, i dont wanna be too far and not be able to meet up or see each other often, the closer the better - like me for who i am, dont judge a book by its cover, i aint a cute ass guy, and i aint butt ugly, im in between lol, but my persoanlity is great =) - dont be younger than 18 lol or older than 30, i dont mind older women its all good =) ]]>

<![CDATA[I'm not looking for fake person here, I thought I will give this a try. I"m 5'10 170 lbs.. Looking for someone to hang out with and have fun. I'm not looking for long term relationship either, well it depends how good we get along. I have no problem sending a pic if requested. ]]>

<![CDATA[I see Hookers posting again.. if you are a christian of have religious believes move on...... MOVE BITCH>>>> if you want to make some cash read on...............$$$$$$$ how much for a Blow job ..????? college student looking for a blow job, you don't need my face since we wont be kissing.... just a weekly visit. just a blow job no sex. $$$ SEND THE RATE.. CASH MONEY FOR 20 MIN OR LESS. ]]>

<![CDATA[Hoping you that your active, mild tempered, and between the ages of 19ish and 27. Also hoping your either in college, done with college or work a stable job, std free and really into exclusive relationships. But most of all, i'm hoping that you read this ;) But seriously, 19-27, std free and average to inshape only. Not much into the "curvy" chicks, sorry! About me: 27, tall, white, inshape, college grad, financially stable, works a job and no drama!]]>

<![CDATA[Hello, this is my first time i have considered posting an ad about looking for that special someone. I'm a young at heart guy, outgoing, passionate, romantic, considerate person. I have gone through alot in my life, and can say that life's experience has made me learn commen courtesy, how to respect others and how we all have a purpose in life. I'm looking for a WOMEN, a real one that is ready to take care of her man in more way's then one, without lie's and games. someone that is also romantic, patient, respectful of herself, considerate, outgoing, and loving. She must be willing to hike, bike, travel, enjoy walk's at the beach and most of all BE THERE.. I'm into Reggae, electronic, soundsscape, espanol, argentine music, also open to other music?? if you think you are the one, let's give it a shot?? PLEASE BE REAL AND HONEST?? A picture of you and a little about youself, will get things started?? Thank you and God Bless...]]>

<![CDATA[So I gave up the Prozac for Jamison whiskey and I'm feeling on top of the world. I spent the night, finishing up the final polish my novel, which I need to send off to the agent. I hate people who mention agents in personal ads, don't you? I mean, who in LA doesn't have an agent? It's like saying, I have a car. Or postage stamps. Or a T-shirt. Actually, I don't have stamps -- I need to get stamps! Why I am posting is -- depending on your viewpoint -- an act of hopefulness or masochism. Let's say, hopeful because pessimism really doesn't wear well in the long run though an occasion bout of flippancy is cool. I've met a few people through these online thingy things and can't say that it's the best way to connect -- a little too sterile, like applying for a job. Those proverbial "coffee dates" suck -- kind of like Starbucks sucks. Their coffee is fine, but do there have to be three of them Starbucks on every block? OK, about me. We'll start with the looks. I am 5'11", 180 pounds, brown hair and eyes, goatee, fit, and all that.I write for a living. Books, scripts, magazine articles, corporate gigs. Everything but limericks is my motto. Blah, blah, blah. It's so boring to talk about work. Don't get me wrong -- I am one of those lucky people who love their work. I make my own hours, spend my time on creative endeavors, and make enough that I can duck and be snarky with them. I am in a snarky mood. Partly it's the post-big project let down. Partly it's because it's a beautiful day and I have to work. And, partly, frankly, it's because I am getting sour on L.A. Too much traffic. Too many people. Too many people talking about agents instead of literature, philosophy and other cool stuff. My basic philosophy is the Dalai Lama, mixed with Thoreau, with a few dashes of Emerson, Ann Rice and Sarte. Now is the above sentence pretentious or what? Does anybody even know what it means? I don't! But that's what LA has done to me. I've become a pretentious a-hole! I deserve the traffic and the Starbucks. As you can see I am procrastinating now. I should be writing. Well, of course, I am writing this. But that's not real writing. OK, now the quiz. I have written sex quizzes for Cosmo(really!) so this is right up my alley: 1. What do you hate most about LA? 2. What do you like most about LA? (extra points if 1 and 2 are the same thing!) 3. Are exclamation points cool or annoying!!!!!!!!!!!!!????????????? 4. Do you have all your own teeth, and, if so, do you know where they are? 5. If you could invite anyone to dinner who would it be? ( 6. Am I such a freak that I have to be in LA, and remain self-loathing about it? All right now all that remains is a catchy headline. You know, I think I would like to meet someone tonight or tomorrow night. Someone who is cool. And fun. And just enough snarky. Interested? (Then you're a freak too!!!!!!) Write back. Send a photo and you'll get one in return (not a trick -- the photo will be me!) ]]>

<![CDATA[Hey thanks for lookin at my ad, I tend to be extremely shy around women and this in conjunction with other facets of myself have kept me single since sophomore year in high school. So here's my dilemma, I'm a single guy trying to make it through college (and getting close) who has had no luck finding a job or any means of real income. That being said I haven't had the means (or even the courage) to ask a girl out. I'm a very caring individual who is by all accounts intelligent, (or so I've been told) who as of yet hasn't had any luck with any of women I've met. I get no response or the let's be friends routine. I'm tired of trying and being rejected. So thus I come here to the CL looking, looking for something. This isn't the first time but hopefully the last. That being said I can tell a con when I spot one. I will not "verify" myself, all of these are a scam. If you email me I'd love to get to know you better and facebook is the safest free site I can think of. Let me know what you think, I can't wait to hear from a real person on here. Thanks for reading my post. P.S. We could also swap #'s if you'd like to skip the whole facebook step, which is fine by me but at your discrection AGAIN: I will not verify my identity on your scam website no site legitimately offers that service for free. Internet fruad is still illegal, and you can go to jail. P.S.S let me know what you think of my pics i'll tell you about yours ;-)>]]>

<![CDATA[I think that sums it up. Im a 24 yr old musician looking for love. I'm an avid singer I just got out of a band that left me financially destroyed. That was something that was hard but im still pushing. I lost my car house and equipment. I am still making music im a recording engineer and artist manager. Im 5'9 chunky im a Mexican lol but ive lived here my whole life. I enjoy doing just about anything. If your serious hit me up please i would love to get to know you. Hit me up if you wanna know more...]]>

<![CDATA[Hey what's up. i think cl is filled with fake people and bots. but i thought i'd give it a ry anyway. i'm looking for a girl to spend time with have an emotional and sexual thing with. if interested text me eightoneeight-nine9three-two7fivenine. no i am not an escort.]]>

<![CDATA[HI Ladies, I am an attractive educated, generous black man. I am the super generous type. Ive been called a sugardaddy. However, I am just generous. I want to meet up, have drinks and just laugh. I will pay for your gas if I need to. However, I will even pay for your room and I wont ask to come in. I am just looking for someone cool to talk to you. About me: 5 10 195lbs Sexy dark skin and green eyes. I am also a man that makes good money and will spend it. I am just looking for someone to have a drink with. If you are open and not too stuffy, let get together. Thanks]]>

<![CDATA[ Hello Is your body aching? Tense? Have a lot of stress built into your body? Just got back from the gym and super sore? If all of those questions is yes and more. Then this is what you are looking for.... Now just to let you know, this is for women only, that can handle this type of full body deep sensual mind blowing orgasmic massage. I love doing sensual body massage to woman. I'm a tall with athletic body, normal, mature, d/d free, clean, great conversationalist, have great sense of humor and great pair of strong soothing hands with long finger... I enjoy doing massages and seeing woman enjoy it and get the release and satisfaction that they are looking for. I start with neck/back while you are lying on your stomach. I move from head to toes, full body, then front from head down to toes, massaging your breasts, thighs, legs... Then when you are relaxed and excited I have a nice stress relieving massage for you. I can put you on all 4s and massage your butt and pussy til you are wet and ready to cum. Then lay you on your back, spread your legs and give you stress relieving oral til you cumm.... Good looking guy with a sexy hot body for you. I'm sure you would love this and will come back for more of my massages. Discreet here. ]]>

<![CDATA[I'm making pot brownies, my date tonight flaked - as usual - just looking to meet someone cool and chill out with. I'm white and looking for black girl only please. Thank you Plenty to ask, just ask - pics required of course]]>

<![CDATA[I'm here!!!! Nice Israeli guy :-) ]]>

<![CDATA[<h2>Easy Money For College-Age Girls - $1,000+/Month!!!!</h2> Okay, I'm a successful guy, I work out regularly, good looking, and just got out of a very long relationship. I'm looking to have some fun, but I'm too busy to date right now, so I'm hoping I can find a great girl on here that I can have an uncomplicated, ongoing arrangement with. I live in a luxury penthouse in beverly hills, and since my previous girlfriend moved out, it's been a bit lonely. Are you the girl to cheer me up? Keep reading... <h3>What I Want:</h3> An attractive, outgoing, fun girl. Age 18-30 White, Latina or Asian Disease, Drug and Smoke Free Someone who enjoys being spoiled rotten. ;-) <h3>What I can offer:</h3> I'm successful and financially stable. I'm intelligent and interesting. I'm experienced and know how to treat a woman right. I work out regularly and am pretty handsome I'm very stable and drama free I've never been anyone's sugar daddy before, but I'm well off financially and know that times are tough right now. I can offer an allowance of $1,000 per month, and maybe even help you out with rent or whatever when you need it. I like providing for the woman I am with, so it's not a big deal for me. Trust me - I am not some craigslist crazy guy. I'm just hoping I can find one normal girl on here to have some fun with. I'd require one night a week of your time, and I'd take you out to eat, maybe go dancing, catch a movie, and head back to my place for drinks or something else fun. <h3>If this sounds good to you, here's what you need to do...</h3> 1. Reply to the email address in this ad. 2. BE SURE TO ATTACH PICTURES TO YOUR EMAIL! 3. Please include your name, age, what you look like, and the city you live in. 4. Feel free to tell me anything about yourself and your situation you feel comfortable sharing. If you want me to consider contacting you, you must, must, MUST include pictures in your reply. A good picture of your face and body is nice - nothing racy. I just want to know what you look like. There are far too many spammers on CL, so the only way to know if you're real is if you include pictures. I can understand your concern about safety issues, so if you don't want to attach pics, at least include a link to your Myspace or Facebook profile. Once I hear from you, if I like what I see, I'll send you some pics of me, and if you like what you see, we can chat on the phone just to make sure neither of us is crazy, and then take things from there. ;-) I look forward to hearing from you, and can't wait to start having fun together! ]]>

<![CDATA[good looking (I guess) French buddy 22, is looking for an american girl to become my wife, u want European Visa, I want US one, drop me a line, with a pic, please be arround my age, 45 years old woman are nice and sometimes pretty, but be realistic plz, thanks btw, I'm after a real relationship, so it might end up for something real. take care]]>

<![CDATA[The first time I posted this, I got a crap load of spam messages. As shady as this is, I'll give it another shot. I just moved here from Vegas about a month ago. I don't know many people in LA besides my roommates and their friends. You guys must be thinkin I'm pretty desperate to post on here, but honestly it can get pretty boring on the weekends. My roommates just stay in, smoke weed, and play video games. I have a car but no one to go out with :( I'm a really chill, fun, and nice gentleman. I'm asian, 23, and always down for a good time. I absolutely love sports! I played alot of sports in high school, so physically I'm pretty fit. I'm well-educated, and I have big ambitions. Any girls 18-25, msg me if your interested in just hangin out. Please be decent looking and have some kind of a personality. No fakes please! I guess we can exchange facebooks or chat a little on aim before meeting up. But ya put your favorite sport in the subject headline so I know you're not a scam. Thanks! Hit me up!]]>

<![CDATA[Roses are red, violets are blue... Do you see the problem with that statement? My mind automatically wonders to most roses are the color violet or purple. Hi. My name is Andres and I'm an over thinker. And a genius. I,m a 28 year old engineer who moved from Florida 3 years ago to start a career. If I could do anything in the world it would be to defy aging. Since I can't do that with my educational background I'll settle for a way to win a million dollars. I like to hike, work out and learn new things. Recently I've tried to learn how to paint. I'm friendly although I can be shy when I first meet a large group of people who all know each other. I like women who are college educated (associates minimum). Interested in chatting? Send me a message. My AIM and Yahoo are etbitmydog]]>

<![CDATA[Are you smart and attractive? A girl who can hold a conversation and isn't an airhead? Someone with class? Like going out having fun and trying new things? I'm 22 5"10 black hair and hazle eyes. Email me if you're my type of girl. Put your favorite color in the subject field so you won't go to spam. A picture or ur aim sn would be good too ]]>

<![CDATA[Hey I'm 22 and a ucla student I'm outgoing, fun, spontanious, and an outdoor kind of guy I bike ride, swim, surf, snowboard, and hike. I'm smart and social why on cl? All the girls I know are either smart and not too attrative or dumb and gorgeous. I'm looking for a well balanced girl; someone with looks and not stupid, could hold a conversation longer than 10 minutes Send me a lil about you, maybe a picture Put "smart girl" in the title so you won't go to spam ]]>

<![CDATA[Looking for 1 smart 2 attractive That's it. Sick of ugly smart girls and beautiful airheads. Looking for someone smart and gorgeous looking to come out to Hollywood with me. Send a pic and some info. Goodluck gals ]]>

<![CDATA[Hello, I'm looking to meet some new people, I'm partial to the witty type. I'm up for anything tonight, dinner and a movie? Or drinking and dancing? No expectations, just looking to go out. I'm 5'10" and Asian, fit. Let's not let a another Friday night go by!]]>

<![CDATA[I am from NYC and new in Los Ang and would like to meet a woman of substance and beauty-RACE UNIMPORTANT ITS YOUR HEART I SEEK -YES MY PICS AREEAL AND RECENT AND NO EMAILS ABOUT WHY YOU ARE SINGLE:) ABOUT ME Black American Pro Athlete 6'2 189lbs natural body all pure drive and determination no children open minded romantic originally from NYC-Manhattan and now in Beverly Hills love my dog and 911 Porsche SEND SOME NICE PICS AND TELL ME ABOUT YOU.YES MY PICS ARE REAL AND SO SHOULD YOUR HEART AND INTENTIONS ]]>

<![CDATA[Full body massage for women only from very attractive man I am a professional male masseur and fitness instructor, 27yo, athletic with 7 years of experience I will leave you completely satisfied, relaxed and stress free with my strong hands. Full body relaxation with a hot professional European male. www.kobii.webs.com <img src="http://c3.ac-images.myspacecdn.com/images02/60/l_368a7347f16e4612bd1aa2bd333327d2.jpg"> <img src="http://c4.ac-images.myspacecdn.com/images02/39/l_f4dc6dd70f064681b30e271f691cb96f.jpg"> <img src="http://a21.ac-images.myspacecdn.com/images01/24/l_b364b028127cbc8e8ae659d7360ae014.jpg"> <img src="http://a46.ac-images.myspacecdn.com/images01/13/l_b27c1e4ef28078ddb5b30e6a511ab72d.jpg"> <img src="http://c1.ac-images.myspacecdn.com/images02/38/l_321666d103114128984425655b50cbd4.jpg"> <img src="http://a123.ac-images.myspacecdn.com/images01/51/l_67bfb63a18dfda35a5b81cdce45c3e4a.jpg"> <img src="http://c2.ac-images.myspacecdn.com/images02/28/l_fd458fc3697f49df8e7771135ff29b15.jpg"> <img src="http://c4.ac-images.myspacecdn.com/images02/24/l_5ee2cc6d1f3e47d2a92d5f419e3b00d7.jpg"> <img src="http://www.kobii.webs.com/klkl.jpg"> <img src="http://modelmayhm-6.vo.llnwd.net/d1/photos/090922/18/4ab9798fc3422.jpg">]]>

<![CDATA[ self employed, internet guru,..... Jewish and have always been attracted to good looking black women....hit me back if your interested... ]]>

<![CDATA[I get off work at 11pm looking to go home watch a movie and have a late dinner. I'm looking for a girl who would want to come over as a friend or snuggle buddy and just hang out. Txt me and let me know eight one eight eight five four two eight five one alex pic for pic I live in granada hills]]>

<![CDATA[I already have a very attractive girl available to me; I want twice the entertainment and fun,you can be single or attached, as long as you do not require daily contact. why attached? I really don’t have too much time to waste on girls that want too much of my time, and if you are a married or in a relationship then I presume you will not bother me 10 times a day. You will be my personal f*ck doll to play with as I please, I will train you how to serve me. Imagine what you want, and imagine having someone that can make it happen. If you are very happy in all aspects of your life then you are not for me, but if you are missing something in your life and you want to significantly improve your life style while having fun, then you can respond.  I want you to keep your current relationship, if you are looking to replace your relationship then this is not going to work, you must want to keep your current relationship, yet willing to have something outside of it.   If I like you then your life style will drastically improve since I will treat you like a mistress, and mistresses get benefits...   If you are the girl then we’ll toast to a long and discreet relationship.    I will require 1-pictures 2-contact number 3-time to call Do not waste your time or mine by sending any less of my THREE requirements, as I will not respond.]]>

<![CDATA[well, I don't have any plans for this Friday night. It would have been nice to have kissed a woman, but it might be getting a little late for that. So I figured maybe someone out there would want to Instant Message since I'll probably be stranded at home tonight. So if you find yourself stuck at home also with no one to kiss, maybe you'd like to IM. I'm at blackseadude at yahoo. And I'm not black if it matters one way or the the other. ]]>

<![CDATA[Looking for a sexual work out partner, burn some calories while having with it! I am 28 years old, 6'3" tall, easy going, can host! Looking forward to hearing from ya]]>

<![CDATA[ Im a down to earth kind of a guy, easy going got a smile most of the time, Im normal i dont smoke and no drugs. I like the outdoors hiking and camping. photograph what ever catches my eye. Also like fairs and museums. How about movies or lunch at the beach???? I got no baggag no kids and never been married. I have a sort of a romantic in me where i do like to hold hands kiss and cuddle on the sofa and PDA. I know when to bring flowers for no reason. Would like to meet some one down to earth that can carry a conversion. some one where we have more in common then not. Im jewish but im open to meet anyone that i can have things in common with. Looking not for someone that complets me or complemts me but a best friend and partner. So tell me about your self, Write a few sentences mention something about the ad. Dont answer my ad with a five word Question. Asking me to do something. With all the clever spam on here i wont respond to anything that ask me to log on other sites. Or ask me to answer to email back to see if im spam myself. To make sure i know you are not spam put in the headline "its a wonderfull day" Sure hope to keep the spam away. ]]>

<![CDATA[For an ANR/ABF.....Lean and fit....Thick and uncut below...Please write "nipple" in subject line...]]>

<![CDATA[I am want to find someone who has'nt had any companionship in awhile due to guys not meeting your criteria or just because you are a shy person and would like the company of a cute young guy. I would like to meet someone who is free spirited and 420 friendly. Someone who enjoys museums, retro 70' and 80's movies. Two of my favorite movies are Taxi Driver and Apocalypse Now. I would also like to meet a big music lover. I am into mainly 80's, some old school rap and gansta rap, thrash metal,hip hop and some alternative rock. I am also really attracted to geeky girls or woman who are a little bigger. A little about me: I am 22. Hispanic. I have that cute,young,handsome skater/surfer look. I am in good shape with muscular arms and chest. I have really good hygiene. Real Gentleman. I am 5'10 and around 150. E-mail me for some of my pictures please attach one of yourself as well. ]]>

<![CDATA[in search of a cute asian, white, or latina girl who is attracted to bad boys... im 6 foot 185 lbs (muscular) and inked... raven hair and black eyes... people tell me im gorgeous (im modest so idk) ha i grew up on the streets of hollywood... so ive been around da block! (so im not a push over) ive always been attracted to sweethearts and bookworms... (glasses are a plus) an ideal date for me consists of dancing and than grabbing a bite at a late night joint... if you would like to join me sometime leave me a message and a pic and i ll sweep you off your feet til then... =) ]]>

<![CDATA[Ladies have you ever wanted to walk into a room with that smoking hot younger man on your arm? Very, very easy on the eyes, dirty blondish/brown hair, stunning baby blue eyes, 5'8" 185lbs, rock hard six pack abs, very tone and in shape, not a meat head but cut just enough to have a hard body,educated, well spoken, knows how to act in all environments, former model for a few 5th ave companies including Abercrombie. So if your an older gal and looking for that certain young something or if your around my age and still looking for that certain something extra just let me know. Rather you need a date to a black and white event, fundraisers, trying to make your ex jealous, or just looking for a good time, I'm your guy. I have no criminal background, a ba in business, second degree black belt with a lot of self controll, any question or if you just want to chat, please sent an email. Thanks for reading;) ]]>

<![CDATA[I am seeking a woman who is extremely intelligent and can be a bit domineering or bossy. I believe I am intelligent but deeply admire and find attractive a woman who is at another level of intelligence and likes being with a man who respects her for her intellect and accomplishments. I also find it attractive when a woman is smart and feels that her way is the most reasonable and thought out. I never mind acquiescing to a woman with that strength of thought and deserved pride in her talents. I am 47, SWM, never married, average build, all my hair, couple of graduate degrees, and a sense of humor. ]]>

<![CDATA[Hi, I'm looking for love, real love. The kind of love that leaves you wondering... Am I alive and dreaming, or dead and remembering! I am; 27, single, 5' 6" 156 Lbs. I love to entertain and am always a gracious host. I am an excellent cook, fun, funny and a bit of a neat freak. My hobbies include anything with water, hiking, reading, site seeing, hanging out with friends and just having fun and try to find laughter in all that i do. I am not a serial dater and will not sell myself short of who I am and what I have to offer. I am only seeking one fine woman who lives by the rules that govern truly loving ladies. I don't mind children. I do not have a vison or any expectations of what my true love will look like, I only know that I believe inner beauty and attitude will be a bigger part of who I choose over any other attributes. If your interested get back.... Plz reply with "looking" to eliminate spam....and plz send a pic thanks :)]]>

<![CDATA[Hello, imp looking for someone to date long term and maybe marry. Let’s exchange pic and tell me about yourself and what you are looking for]]>

<![CDATA[Hey baby girl, I am a fit fun and single, and looking to have some morning or midday fun. Anyone else interested? I am very experienced. You'll get no games no drama, just a chance to feel pleasure like you won’t get from a younger man, just learning his way! I am a man who has been there and done that so there is not much new you could show me? I can host or come to you, whichever is more convenient. I am game for what ever fun..! Safe play only no loons or angry people, I am cool and nice so you need to be too! I have pics for you, so write me back and lets have some fun together soon. ]]>

<![CDATA[Looking for that special partner…witty, fun, creative, out-going, open-minded, sexy, attractive. Someone I look forward to calling, who I can’t wait to see, who I keep thinking about. That kind of excitement is special and worth the search. I want a woman who is passionate about life, passionate about those things that are important to her and about the people in her life. I hope you are sensual, caring, romantic and down to earth. You will want to share with me your likes and dislikes, your thoughts and your feelings. Getting to know each other is half the fun. Being upbeat, optimistic and a good attitude is key. I thinking of a relationship of sharing, consideration, respect, honesty, passion and intimacy. You should like massages, sitting by an open fire, good conversation, walks at night, cuddling and special moments together. A perfect night might be heading out for a nice drink and conversation, catching some live music, finding a great restaurant for some delicious food and wine, then going for a walk holding hands and exchange a few kisses. About me: I’m truly single (divorced), good sense of humor, intelligent, Caucasian, 52, attractive, tall and a good build. Write me.....we might be the perfect match! ]]>

<![CDATA[Hi, I am as REAL as you. You must have a webcam or alot of pictures. i do NOT care about your age,race,height,weight....etc. . ...MUST be a FEMALE. lets have some fun, maybe even meet in person. if INTERESTED send pictures and i will send mine.... NO PIC = NO REPLY Im NOT looking for money..... Its just for FUN. ;)]]>

<![CDATA[Are their any females out there that might like to watch me masturbate on my webcam? I'm an attractive, 38 year old guy, lean body, nice cock. I like to be watched as I play with myself on cam. I am very much for real...please also be for real... ]]>

<![CDATA[I'm new to LA and I really want to go dancing tonight, I can't seem to locate anything in or near Hollywood that doesn't require me to be on the "guest list" or pay $100 at the door. Do I have to go back to Italy to simply walk in the door, buy a few drinks, and dance all night? I am looking for someone who knows the clubs in the area, I'm willing to drive, and pay for your entrance fee or a few drinks.]]>

<![CDATA[...To receive and give oral. I am looking to meet and play with a sexy, classy, fit and fun woman who is over the age of 40 yrs old. I am very attracted to older women because I feel a woman gets sexier and more attractive as they get older. I am 29, swm, brown hair, and hazel eyes. I love to kiss, make out, body contact, foreplay, oral (both giving and receiving) and I love to explore all positions. What are your stats and how do you like to play? Please be drug and disease free and always play safe. Say hi if you are interested and attach pics of yourself. ]]>

<![CDATA[Thanks for reading. So does that thought sound tempting? Do you like the idea of just laying back and being pleasured for as long as you would like? Do you like the idea that this would be a "no strings attached"? Do you like the idea that this would be just two people having a little innocent fun and just leaving it at that? So why am I interested in an Asian female? Well basically,...not only are Asian women smart and beautiful, but they seem to appreciate quality and good times. Also, I've noticed that they take care of themselves very well. So with that said. I'm a single white guy, 33. From what I've been told I'm very easy to get along with, liked by most, have a great personality, and overall good company to be around. I'd love to lay you back as I take off your pants and give your inner legs soft sensual kisses, eventually leading up to your panties and then taking them off. Then I would proceed to slowly lick my tongue around your vaginal lips and hole,..tasting all your sweet juices, gliding my tongue all over your sweet wetness, eventually moving up to your clit and licking it from a slow to medium and then fast pace,...giving you a nice rythem of pleasure until you cant take it anymore and orgasm in delight. Sound good so far? I can go for as little as you want or as long as you want, ..it's all about pleasing you, it's all about your pleasure. I respect all limits and will not do anything you don't want me to to. You are the one in control from beginning to end, I'm just there to please. I propose that we send a few emails, instant message, and chat on the phone. Why?, ...well chemistry is key and I would like for the both of us to have a relaxing and comfortable pleasurable experience. You can be any Asian race, and you can be any size. All I ask is that you are drug and std free, have a good attitude, and are ready to have a little fun. Interested? Send an email and we'll take it from there. ]]>

<![CDATA[hey how u doin ladies , im in a search for one female to chill kick it with tonight ,, mabe some drink 420 and mabe some adult fun wat ever come first hahahahah im a single black male dd free , educated , employed ,, just kool laid back guy ,,,so if u dont have any plans tonight and wana hangout tonight ,, send me a pic and ill send u one open to all races ]]>

<![CDATA[Well I'm looking for a girl for myself I'm in the marines and live in the scv...but I am also stationed in san diego I'm 5 11 and in good shape/muscular I have and love tattoos I have a truck and very into offroading Dirtbiking,movies,friends,family,beach,clubs,hookah,music,laughing,and relaxing are what I am into Im into any type of music..but not so much on country or pop I have hzel eyes and black hair I was born and raised in so cal I am somewhat a bro..well i been told I guess Ie:metal melisha, hostility,and srh Huge plus if u have short black or blonde hair..if u have piercings other than ur ears,if u have tattoos,and if u drive a truck....this is a plus but not a must Looking for a cute/sexy/funny/inshape/smart/beautiful/fun/exciting/shorter or same as me/nice eyes and smile/has goals/independent/own car/job/ good morals and an awesome girl Honestly looking for a sweet good looking girl that has a nice body knows what she wants and doesn't take shit..no games If this sounds like u please respond Texting is better than email Sixsixone sevenonefour threethreesixthree Facebook=swat0770(at)aol(dot)com]]>

<![CDATA[ME: 22, 6ft, fit, college educated, d/d free, non-smoker. I'm an eccentric sweetheart of a man. I am an artist, a sculptor in the film industry who makes specialty set pieces for films. My job takes much of my time but it's unionized so they pay/benefits are very nice. I have a fast car and a nice place in Studio City. I love driving, cooking, snowboarding, reading, romantic evenings, and making love. I am very dedicated to my relationships and I place great importance on respect and communication as I believe most relationships lack these two qualities in abundance. I love sushi, the beach during sunset, adrenaline, and sharing all of these with my lover. YOU: 18-26, slim, not brainless, white, d/d free, no kids, smokers are ok. I'm looking for a girl who can hold a conversation, who can cut through the red tape of life, and is achieving her goals in life. A girl who has the capacity for original thought and is mentally ready to be in a long-term relationship. I am looking for a real, long-term, relationship. If you are looking for a friend-with-benefits situation please look elsewhere. bonus points if you are well educated, a redhead, have pale skin, glasses, are nerdy, kinky, witty, funny, spontaneous, and affectionate. Thank you for your time, -Ck. (Attatched is a pic, my hair is no longer spiked)]]>

<![CDATA[Sound appealing? I'm a good looking SWM recently out of a relationship. I'll be honest, I'm a bit lonely and miss having someone to get naughty with. It doesn't have to be anything complicated and it simply is what it is. If you think you might be interested don't hesitate to contact me, I'm friendly! I'm definitely not a creepster.. you won't be disappointed.]]>

<![CDATA[Looking to go out and have fun dancing. Not looking or expecting anything to happen, just want to dance the night away, have some good conversation and maybe a couple of drinks. Hit me up if you're interested or want more info.]]>

<![CDATA[I'm white, single, 6'0' and in shape, very cute with a clean cut appearance. In case you were wondering, it's wider than longer, and the head is basically a giant mushroom.]]>

<![CDATA[I'm bored and would love to meet someone new to hangout with over drinks...]]>

<![CDATA[Is there something missing in your marriage too? Looking to meet a married women that doesn't want to get a divorce. ]]>

<![CDATA[Big BEEFY whiteboy here...Dominant side and LOVE sex...Long week and looking to unwind. Will you be my distraction? Come to my place in SFV area and we can drink, 42O friendly and swim if you'd like...Ever had sex in the pool? It's fun!! I am very oral and aim to please... Send a photo and tell me a little about yourself. Put BAD in the subject line]]>

<![CDATA[Me: Singer/Songwriter/Artist. Very serious and dedicated to my craft. If you're looking for fancy dates and BMW's, I'm probably not your guy (for now)... but I can offer lots of laughs, good company & affection. BA in Film Studies from UCSB... love rock music, cool movies, dogs... very open-minded... are you? I'm 6ft 1- Green Eyes - Dark Hair, Slim You: I prefer affectionate, intelligent, sophisticated girls who take good care of themselves and care about others. Please send a pic or two and drop me a line if you're interested.... Jeff ]]>

<![CDATA[Hello I am looking for a fun, down to earth girl to go out with and get fucking wasted.. smoke a fat 420 and just dance the night away as if no shit matters... just a few things i have to get straightend out.. when i get drunk do not take advantage of me.. do not take off my pants at any time of the night.. do not spill your drink on my clothes and offer to clean it by rubbing all over me.. do not ask me to go back home and play.. do not touch me in my touching places... not that i dont want any of that.. but for god sake i am drunk!! well if you have a thing for tall handsome guys that can dance like you wont believe.. then lets do this... just remember no touching... ;) well.. if interested send a pic and a bit about yourself... thanks and lets have a great fucking night!!!!]]>

<![CDATA[I'm looking for a Jewish girl for a serious relationship/marriage. Lets start over dinner tonight....]]>

<![CDATA[I know this is odd but I thought id give it a try. I'm going through a lot in my life and I am just about to give up on it. I was attack on Friday and almost killed trying to protect a women. I was just left on the street and ended up in the hospital. I'm pretty good rightnow and am staying with some family. Now the reason why I'm posting on here is because I had a dream I would just meet that special person on here. I'm a hard worker and a careing loveing person. It hasn't work out to much for me being so vulnerable and nieve. I'm just looking for the special girl who can help me and lead me in the right direction. I do not do drugs or smoke nor am I rude. I look very young and ill listen to you help you in anything you want. I'm 5/11 185lbs green eyes I have pics. Age race isn't a issue so please email me backif u want a pic. Thank you and have a nice day. ]]>

<![CDATA[It really shouldn't be this hard to find a decent LTR is it? Honestly, don't you agree? People should be able to get together more easily. I think it's tacky to hit on someone in a bookstore, or ask the waitress for their number. But what else is there? This city lacks real community and shared experience, so it's hard to make that connection that leads to a spark. So, here I am trying again. Well, then, a bit about me. Basically, there's two sides: One is a clean cut professional with prospects, an education, and emotional maturity. I'm open, honest, and kind. I talk problems out instead of shouting. I'm great at conversation and, to be frank, no slouch in the bedroom. I'm perfectly willing to be the adult you've been craving in your life and bring the stability and emotional connection you need. I enjoy the arts, music, theatre, museums, travel and I'm open to the things you do. In fact, I want to try the things you do! New experiences are the best. I've got a solid grip on life and my future and am happy to make a committed relationship a part of that. On the other hand, I also like the silly side of life. Laughing is incredibly important to me. If you can't appreciate occasional juvenile humor, its probably not going to work. I'm honest in that way you tend to lose as you grow older, and confident in my own abilities. I like to play, on a swing set or in vegas. Whichever is handy. I love making people laugh and will go to great lengths to do so. Well...that's me in a very short summary. All in all, there are worse people out there. But what Im finding is that, despite being a hopeless romantic, someone who craves a commitment, loyal to a fault and understanding and supportive of even the most awkward elements of your life, I dont seem to be enough. Im decent looking, Im passionate, and I know how to treat a woman with respect and love, but I just can't seem to find the right one. So, Im trying again. I do hope I hear from you, whoever you are. Every person should be taken on their merits, so I dont really have a "type". I will like you for who you are, not who I wish you were. Just bring who you are to the table, and I'll bring myself. Lets see what happens from there, shall we? I'll be glad to furnish a picture if you ask and provide one yourself. Because of my job, I don't like to throw my face onto the internet. If you're this far, thanks for reading my ad. ]]>

<![CDATA[SWM Looking to meet someone for dinner, drinks, and conversation....]]>

<![CDATA[So I am looking for something to do tonight. Lets get out of the house and meet for a drink.]]>

<![CDATA[Hi, I'm a white male, easy going, friendly, passionate, safe, clean, discreet, drug and disease free looking to have some fun today with a reasonably attractive (you don't need to be a beauty queen, just be comfortable with yourself), easy going woman that truly enjoys anal sex. I enjoy making out, kissing, body contact, eating pussy, and, of course, anal. Any race is fine...all body types welcome and accepted...this is for today before 4pm only. If you're interested, please send a clear face pic and tell me about yourself, your general location and when you're free. I'm not into S&M, drama, etc. I can also host by the way. Looking forward to hearing from you. ]]>

<![CDATA[I'm looking for someone honest with a great sense of values. I'm self made and looking for something leading to marriage.... ]]>

<![CDATA[As of this moment I am done being a Gentleman. Over. I'm seeking a woman, preferably with a trust fund or other large source of income, that truly enjoys nothing more than being treated like dirt. Expect verbal abuse from the first time we speak. Expect worse when we meet. I will let you try to please me, attempt to change me, but you will not succeed. You'll keep trying. You might even see a brief glimmer of change. It won't work. I'll keep treating you like dirt. And you'll keep trying to please me. That's the deal. ]]>

<![CDATA[I am a normal sweet mature educated intelligent easy going secure stable realiable true man with balance. Interested in a nice friendship but open to options...financial help and can be there when you need me in life goals etc monogamous type, honest, fun, loyal, no games or drama, seeking a young fit companion for positive enjoyment SWM TALL FIT]]>

<![CDATA[Just saw it was National Cheesecake Day...Sounds good to me...Cheesecake Factory is celebrating today and I am looking for a spontaneous and fun girl to join me. I am old school so it would be my treat. I am 34, white, TALL, nice looking, goatee, funny and good company. You: attractive, funny, smart, limited drama and single We can meet later on at the Cheesecake Factory in Warner Center in Woodland Hills off of Canoga for dinner, drinks and cheesecake. YOU MUST HAVE A CLEAR PHOTO WHEN REPLYING SO I KNOW WHAT YOU LOOK LIKE. I WILL SEND ONE IN RETURN. PUT "CHEESECAKE" in the subject line or title of email or you will go to spam folder. :) ]]>

<![CDATA[Feeling frisky? Wanna be naughty tonight? I have 420 and plans for a great adventure. Wanna join my pack tonight?]]>

<![CDATA[ OK, I have a major fantasy here, kind of a barbie doll type thing. :) I'll take you out shopping for dresses, lingerie, anything you're into or whatever your favorite store is.. You'll try on a few different outfits and I watch you go in and out of the dressing room, you'll spin around, show me how you look, and tell you what i think. We'll buy the sexiest of them all -- it's your choice (ok, well maybe I'll have a few choices too!) Afterwards.. well it's on to a "private" fashion show and maybe more? I realize this post is unorthodox but I'm no perv and not into making you do anything you are uncomfortable with. There has to be some lovely lady out there that finds this as exciting as I do... please get in touch! I am a professional, clean cut, guy in my early 30's. Involved in a relationship but very discreet, you should be the same. ]]>

<![CDATA[If you're between 18- 40, having financial difficulties and looking for a beneficiary, continue reading. If you're an escort/prostitute/stripper, DO NOT respond. I'm seeking an average female. If you're currently having a problem making ends meet, or just got laid off and need assistance, I can help. OR if you're tired of dating losers that have you pay for their cheap/broke a$$e$ and want to finally date a real gentleman. I'm single, no kids, and no drama. I don't smoke and do drink socially. I am 6' 230 Lbs. I workout 4-5 days a week and am muscular built. I have short black hair, brown eyes and am naturally tanned. You must be mature and reliable enough to handle this type of an arrangement. If you're not open minded., please do not respond. I am open to all races and sizes. Bbw, thin, thick or athletic. If interested and serious, you'll have no problem talking over the phone after 1-2 email exchanges. Respond with a LIST of the following; - Photos (more than 1) - If seeking ONLY financial help, describe in full detail. - If seeking a real gentleman for an ongoing arrangement, and possible LTR, do mention this in your response. - Give your age and location. - Tell me about yourself in general, the chemistry does need to be there. SERIOUS INQUIRIES ONLY PLEASE. ]]>

<![CDATA[It's Friday night. Yep. That time again. Except this time I've got nothing to do and nobody to go with. This is where you come in... I'm just lookin' for someone real chill to go out, shoot the breeze and have a beer with. That's it. Cheers and beers. You up for it? I'm not particularly picky but I do ask that you be able to keep up an intelligent conversation. Older, younger, whatever.. It would really be awesome if you were a fan of microbrews and the like, cause I really enjoy a good brew. I'm a real big music fan too. Johnny Thunders, Suicidal Tendencies, TSOL, Smut Peddlers.. Just a sample. Do you think they suck? Now we have some convo material.. Send a pic. I like those. Oh, reply with "beer" in the subject line or I'll think you're spam. ]]>

<![CDATA[I'm a man of substance, and I'm looking for a woman of substance. Not to be superficial, but it does have to start with physical attraction. I'm a fairly good looking, muscular guy. Would you be interested in trading pics and basic info about each other ?]]>

<![CDATA[I love a lady's legs in pantyhose and heels. Or stockings. Even leggings. Yes, I suppose it's a mild fetish. I know that's not popular with most women, but I hope that maybe somewhere out there in Craigslistland I might find someone special. I'm a SWM gentleman seeking a romantic relationship with a younger woman, any race. Dating, dining, lots of affection, attention, and creatively wicked fun. I'm 54, 5'10", in shape, brn/blu. If you like to dress up to please your man now and then (at least in private), if you want a friendship and relationship possibilities, write and let's see where it takes us. ]]>

<![CDATA[HI, My name is Jim, I am a 48 year old male who is 6;1" tall w/ blonde hair and blue eyes. Slim to average build. I eat a healthy diet that just gets healthier. I am looking for a nice lady for a serious relationship should we hit it off. I do have a profile with photo on HerpesAndYouDating.com my username is OceanStateGuy I hope to hear from you soon. J]]>

<![CDATA[Clean, sane, ddf guy in midcity la. looking for an attractive woman who likes what she sees. Tall slim athletic build, well hung, attractive, aggressive and attentive in the bedroom. Im into women of all flavors and varieties, im laid back with a sense of humor. I have a high sex drive, but im open to just hanging out and gettin to know each other. ]]>

<![CDATA[I am a very Direct and Upfront Person...so with that being said and so as to not waste each other's time, please allow me to tell you that I am NOT seeking to rush into anything serious and "for the moment" seeking a woman who is also in the same place. That means that I am ideally just seeking a "FRIENDS WITH BENEFITS" situation for "starters", and that is of course IF we have chemistry. So if we are on the same page so far, please by all means, read on... I am a very strong believer in "chemistry" and feel that if it is not there immediately when we meet, then it probably will never be. I am open to all types of nationalities, ages and looks and am mostly attracted to a woman that is uninhibited and simply open-minded. The qualities that turn me on in a woman include independence, directness, being uninhibited and passionate and overall a woman who has her own life. As earlier stated, I would love to find a woman who is NOT seeking anything heavy or serious right now and adventurous and open minded enough to just go with the flow of chemistry and live for the moment. I would also prefer that you have a "user-friendly" living situation that allows us to spend time together at your place, since my current living situation doesn't allow much privacy. I'm a young-looking 38, 6', 195, medium athletic build, I come from a Latin background with dark features: I have a full head of black hair that I typically keep on the shorter side, brown eyes, a very trimmed clean-cut goatee. I work-out daily and keep in good athletic shape. I'm attentive, easy going, imaginative, uninhibited, a free spirit, very open minded, a complete gentleman that is respectful of all boundaries, love long deep sensuous kisses that last forever and most of all...EXTREMELY PASSIONATE! If you are SERIOUSLY interested, please respond with your information and stats, along with your recent pictures. I'll will of course respond with my info and pics and if we are into each other, we can chat over the phone and if we both agree, can meet some place like a Starbucks to check out our chemistry. Above all things, I am a "Gentleman" and if we do have phenomenal chemistry and hit it off immediately, I will of course always go at the pace that feels comfortable with you. And if you are going to respond, PLEASE be sure that you do have a "USER-FRIENDLY" living situation. Thanks for taking the time to read my ad. ]]>

<![CDATA[Upscale & Successful young entrepreneur seeking younger girl who wouldn't mind having some fun & being heavily spoiled. I'm 30, tall, blue eyes, in shape and very attractive. I'm also outgoing and am easy to have a conversation with. I do advertising/marketing work, so am often traveling (so really not in a good position for a traditional relationship). I'm also not into one night stands...so looking for a a casual relationhip with someone who I gan have a good time with and who would enjoy having a supportive and caring friend. I will definitely spoil the right girl. I like to be very generous and show the girl I'm with an amazing time. I know a lot of the posts on here are BS...but I'm the real deal. You won't be disappointed. Please send a pic or 2 and intro if interested. ]]>

<![CDATA[I am a 33 year old southern California native. Physically, I am 6'4", 230 lbs with brown hair and brown eyes. Going to beaches, movies, nice restaurants, hiking, working out, weekend getaways and being active are some of my interest. I am in the process of learning how to rollerblade, LOL. Ethnically, I am Latin, .I love the Lakers and Dodgers, I do enjoy going to Laker and Dodger games when possible.I enjoy what I do and financially I am very stable and secure. It would be great to meet a woman who is honest, silly, consistent, caring, and intellectually curious. If you are a strong-minded, independent, funny, trustworthy and goal oriented woman; then I might be your guy. Did I mention humor is a plus? Thanks for Reading. ]]>

<![CDATA[<center> Ever Get The Feeling You're Not Making Love - Just Fucking? Damn, I Miss Being In Love Maybe I want too much Maybe my expectations are too high But damn... - (sigh) I miss caring about someone I miss the possibility of a future with someone Casual sex, just doesn't have the same appeal it had, when I was younger I miss the real thing I miss watching someone sleep Miss pampering someone Miss planning with someone Miss having a conversation with someone that meant something Miss anniversaries, birthdays, etc ... Yes I looooooooooove to fuck Really love it But ... - (sigh) I want soooo much more Most guys on here, are trying to get laid I'm already getting laid, but want an upgrade - (smile) Weird place to look for love I guess But we're all sooo busy. What are the odds of me seeing you out of your cycle? You go to work, come home, maybe go to the gym Chances are our paths would only cross If we live, work, or hang out in the same areas I'd like to change those odds. I've seen the women in my gym Seen the women in my neighborhood And seen the women on my route to work No options there -(sigh) After dating a series of trophies, and finding them to be airheads I'm starting to wonder if beauty and stupidity go hand in hand Don't get me wrong I sit across tables from really beautiful women Entertain them, laugh with them etc and still wonder What's she got to offer me? What's she bringing to the table? The older we get the more baggage we bring into relationships So I listen about the exes, the complaints, why they broke up etc So many polished excuses So many well rehearsed lines I'd like to start something real Send me some pictures and let's get started A picture's worth a ... Save us both some time Timing is everything Something tells me This is the right time to post this Yes Me and cupid have conversations You'd be talking to a toddler with a bow and arrow too If you were in my shoes - lol ------------------ Sbm, 33, 6ft, athletic. Reply with pictures. I do NOT read replies without pictures.(sorry) No smokers, no children, no vegetarians, no pets - (sorry) I am not interested in anyone with a child, children, pets. Yes, I said pets, if you have a pet do not respond to this ad. I am looking to make someone number one in my life, and the only position I am interested in being is number one. Do not respond if your number one spot is already filled, be it by work, school, pets, kids, girlfriends - I do not want to share you, or compete for your attention. If I do not get the attention I want from you, I will start dating someone else, telling you this upfront, so you don't waste my time or yours. I am nice, sweet and passionate, do not misinterpret that as weakness. I can be an asshole, when I need to be. But I like to treat my girlfriend like she's a Queen, the most beautiful woman in the world, and put her on a pedestal. I am a male model, it's very unlikely that you will be the most beautiful woman I've ever seen or dated. I know what I'm doing when I worship you. I treat people how I want to be treated. I want to be treated like a King, so I treat you like a Queen. If I see it's wasted on you, or you taking it for granted, I'll move on. Regardless of whoever I've been with before you, I always assume the best, and start each new relationship with a blank slate, no baggage. No assuming that because an ex or two were *******, all women are *******. See picture below for my e-mail address, send all replies to that address. Due to the amount of spam from craigslist, I've set my e-mail inbox to immediately trash and delete anything coming from Craigslist. Meaning, if you use the reply to link at the top of this page, I won't even know you replied. See picture below for my e-mail address, send all replies to that address. Please do not send me any feedback about this ad, you like it, love it, hate it - I don't care. I am only interested in hearing from women interested in dating. Do not send me any opinions on you feeling the same way, but unfortunately you have a kid etc If you are not available to date, I do not need to know you exist, or care what your opinions are. Respond with pictures or links. Wow, that was a lot of filtering - lol It's not my normal demeanor to be this harsh, but I get a lot of useless responses from Craigslist, mostly from morons that respond to ads with "send me your pic, and I'll send you mine" The language in this ad is harsh, because I do not want to waste a single second on someone that doesn't meet what I'm looking for. And I'd also like to be in a worthwhile relationship as soon as possible. I do not just kick it with women, hang out, or play any mind games. If I'm interested in you, you will know the day you meet me :) I'm trying to put as much into this as possible, and screen as much as I can, so the rare gem doesn't have to wait in line :) Intelligence is a huge turn on for me, I notice diction, grammar, spelling, Please do not just throw something together in your response, take your time and write something meaningful I'd like to be impressed by you, even before I see the pictures. In my head, I'm thinking this is the person I'm going to be introducing to people, and saying "this is my wife (insert your name here)" . Please do not send me a reply without pictures/links Hey, kudos to you, on reading all of this, with a smile on your face :) - Besos <img src="http://s255472959.onlinehome.us/pam.jpg"> ]]>

<![CDATA[I am well-educated, foreign-born, single, and consider myself to be intelligent, honest, sophisticated, loyal, compassionate, respectful and romantic! I enjoy fine dining, red wine & stimulating conversation, the performing arts, weekend getaways and foreign films!...I am fit & athletic. I am looking for an attractive, educated, kind, spontaneous, fit, and honest woman. A woman who is kind and loving, appreciates other cultures, is non-judgmental, and cares about other human beings in the world. I am looking for a relationship based on mutual trust, respect, and communication!...Also, please be a non-smoker, since I am! Both emotional as well as physical chemistry are important, so please tell me about yourself ( more than 1 sentence!), and feel free to send a picture. I will do the same. p.s. Please put "Genuine!" in your subject field! ]]>

<![CDATA[Unlike that retard on MTV, I'm a real Italian stallion. So if you are actually looking for something more in the next guy you date, I'm him ! ]]>