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<![CDATA[what to say? I was a mess after my last relationship... and its taken some time for me to get back into dating. Looking for an intelligent and fun someone who enjoys the manic depressive lifestyle (taking things easy/going nuts and having crazy times, its all good). thats probably not what real manic depression is, true, but the point is that i like walks in parks and crazy ear-thumping scenes too.
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Me? i am 24 and a goofball. I like to run and hike and i really enjoy animals (and chess too, but thats too nerdy i know). I enjoy music a lot. NOT a good dancer, but i can move fairly well. No ink or piercings, so i may seem a bit boring. come to think of it, fuck, dont talk to me UNLESS you got some serious ink and one face piercing. Because, really, you may not be interesting otherwise.
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I'm damn nervous too, about posting on craigslist... but my conventional methods of meeting women have turned out not so well, so maybe this is better eh? We'll see. Write me an email and see what happens.]]> | <![CDATA[I am a 25 year old just moved to down town L.Ville. Just enjoying being walking distance away from all the night life, I would love to meet some fun ladies that are out in the area. I enjoy working out, hit the trails in the Jeep and having a good time. Send me a message]]> | <![CDATA[Hey there! I'm going to be coming into Louisville this week to visit family. But family can only interest me for so long, so I'm looking for a beautiful girl to go out with one night. I'm going to be completely honest that I don't want sex, just cuddling and kissing for as long as we want...If there are any girls who still like good old-fashioned cuddling with a guy who will treat them like a princess, please message me! I hope to hear from you soon!!]]> | <![CDATA[i am a man who works and take care of my self 44 years old 5 foot 5 .165 not to bad of shape i enjoy riding motorcycle and working . would like to meet woman who would like to do the same .lets talk ]]> | <![CDATA[<br>
Hey lets have some fun, no strings, clean business man, good sense of humor, reasonable shape, enjoy pleasing and enjoy being pleased.]]> | <![CDATA[Hi my name is Mike. I am a really good guy, really laid back and I like to have a good time. I am tired of the whole bar sceen and I am looking for a nice attractive and smart girl that I can be with and have a relationship with. I have two beautiful daughter that are the world to me! I love to have fun. I like to hang out with friends, listen to live music, go camping, fishing, go to the club every once in a while. I like to drink wine. Niagra from Huber's is my favorite. I like to bowl. I am on a bowling leauge on Thursday nights. I am pretty much up for anything. I also like to stay home and watch a movie and cuddle up on the couch. If this sounds interesting to you write me an email and we can chat and get to know each other and maybe meet up for a drink or dinner sometime! ]]> | <![CDATA[realy nice guy tired of being single heres number twosevenzero threeonetwo eightfivethreeeight]]> | <![CDATA[<small>KITRECOFELDQCGPTDTKJMCCDKQCTNAQDOTMSRMNA</small><br><br><big> Why pay for dating sites when you can use the free one? Register for free at Live Date Love com - professional dating website with no charges ever!</big><br><br><small>FPNSBAQSRGISOJCREBAAGOMTJGEKCNFBJLMSJPDF</small>]]> | <![CDATA[Aren't there any older women out there...50 or older that might like to get together and have some fun...hell, how about two 25 year olds, or a 30 and a 20 year old...or even two 50 year old bags...just kidding...what are you waiting for??????]]> | <![CDATA[So everyone tells me there's something about southern women.
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What is it? Two friends of mine have been down here in the last 18 months and are seriously involved with women they have met down here.
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I'm a long distance cyclist, fit and athletic type from San Francisco. Single never married, looking to meet a cool woman, have a family some day soon, etc. In private banking and interviewing at a job out here.
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I enjoy women who are fitness oriented, athletic, intellectual and open minded (west coast liberal here... ) Maybe it's cuz, I'm picky, who knows... but I'm going to be out here in a few weeks for 3 days and would enjoy going out to meet some good women.
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Where are the best places, events to meet here in Louisville?
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- I got rid of my car last year and ride my bicycle almost exclusively
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- I am what scientists would call "poor"
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A shameful secret I feel at liberty to type at this point, since you have probably stopped reading:
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- A few minutes ago I ate a packet of Sriracha sauce that I had lying around from the other day, because it seemed like a good idea. Just straight up ripped it open and drank it.
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Despite all these misgivings (Sriracha sauce, God), I'm pretty happy with myself. My job is more or less the job I've wanted since I was 12, and even though it doesn't make a whole lot of money yet, I wouldn't trade it for anything. I can elaborate further, but all I'll say for now is that I'm not a musician or actor in the adult film industry.
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I'm 5'11", 180 pounds. The woman at the convenience store told me the other day that I look like "the dude from Meet the Spartans." Not "the dude from 300." It cracked me up. I should note that I do not have a washboard stomach or a javelin.
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I'm looking for someone within five years of my age who is intelligent, is mature, likes to discuss news/politics/cooking/anything else she's interested in, and possesses a musical taste that doesn't allow for Hoobastank or the like. Ideally, she lives in the Highlands or nearby. Bonus points if she likes to ride a bike. If she likes her coffee black or can beat me at chess, I will probably propose to her on the spot.
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This is my first time at this. It could be interesting. Some other ads are saying, "your pic gets mine," and it seems like a good system to me.
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So first, me, like I said 39, no kids, no x wife no worries! I have a pretty great life! Lots of friends, a crazy family which is great anyway. I live in the east end is a house near the river, have a good job, blah blah blah. I love to cook, snow ski, go to vegas, UofL basketball, head out on the lake in the boat, go to movies, and the theater too. Im also open to just about anything else new too. Im just tired of doing these things with the wrong person! Maybe the new person is you!
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So, if you are between 28 and 39, educated, funny, attractive, fit and truly single, say hi. Tell me a bit about yourself and who knows what may happen. I guess the possibilities are endless right? A picture is appreciated! Feel free to ask me anything.
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Thanks for reading!
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Any links sent to other sites get deleted immediately, so please dont bother!
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how u doing?
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if u r happy with ur life then u can mail me for more happiness n if u r not then u should chat with me,,
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i m sure i will make u smile,as i m cool n funny guy with great sense of humor so
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new to louisville,
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love to make frnds n love to hangout ,music,dancing,n lots more,
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love to know someone who is easy going on outgoing person,,
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someone bold n sweet,,
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I'm a laid back guy who is funny and enjoys making a woman smile. I have a kind heart, but I don't let people push me around. I'm athletic and enjoy the outdoors.
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Hit me up if you're interested.
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I am a MWM that is decent looking, married, finically secure, gentleman who is looking to take you to lunch or dinner just to have a good time.
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Hello I am Tom. 34 years old, never married, no children. I work 2 jobs and am a member of the Ky Army National Guard. I'm looking for a serious relationship, no games, I want someone who is ready to start a family and stay together forever. If you would like to know more just email me.
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I am 28 and I am a Utility worker. I instal underground utilities. It is a great job and I enjoy it a great deal.
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I dont believe in taking life seriously all the time. I am a laid back kind of guy. I am looking for someone who will make me enjoy my life just that much more and I do the same for her. I am not into bars and clubs, I have lived that life and if I could get back all the money I blew doing it then I would be a wealthy guy but it was an expereince one that I dont regret.
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I am looking for someone independent, ohnest, and loyal. Please I do not want a drama queen cause I am not a drama dude.
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What I enjoy, Well in my life it is the small stuff that I enjoy and has the most meaning. I am a family person and enjoy every second with my family. When I want to be alone I very often go hiking and get lost in the wilderness, just to find my way back, during these times I do alot of thinking about certain aspects affecting my life at that point, It is odd but when I am the most lost I resolve the most conflicts and tribulations.
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As you can tell I like to write so I guess I need to find a stopping point.
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I will say this it is both a blessing and a curse but I am the nice guy and so I leave you with that.
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and nice looking. I guess my search is unique.
My relationship at home has become next to nothing,
we sleep in separate rooms. I have told her that i am seeking
a female friend and we both agree this is the thing to do.
I am looking for a female that would be interested
in having a friend like me around for a one on one
long term relationship, that understands my situation.
I do not play around and i am looking for 1 friend.
The woman i am seeking >> Must be disease free,
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have her own place.
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Also i enjoy oral sex with a female & i can make you cum everytime.
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Let's email and meet for a beer!
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Please no games, serious inquiries ONLY, thanks!]]> | <![CDATA[I am not looking for notches in my bed post, or endless games. I am
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looking for one woman whom I can share a comfortable life with. I am
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looking for a best friend as well as a partner in life. I don't need
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games and don't play them. I have a lot to offer to the right woman.
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If you are out there anywhere ]]> | <![CDATA[Just looking to meet someone. I'm a good looking guy, that has a lot to offer a womman. Just havn't found the right one yet. Figured i'd give this try. I love music, the outdoors, animals and lots of other things. Just hit me up if ya wanna know more.]]> | <![CDATA[hi,
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I visit town on business often and I'm interested in a relationship with a young lady that wants father daughter excitement. i am handsome, educated, drug free and have a picture if you would like. If you are married, that's ok too.
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If this sounds interesting please email me back. I will be in town again during the week of the 20th.]]> | <![CDATA[I'm usually on the run on the weekends. Last week I visited Annapolis (home of the U.S. Naval Academy). There was an English garden on the grounds at the Academy that rivaled anything I've seen in London. But I have to admit -- the garden notwithstanding, the outdoor cafés overlooking the Chesapeake Bay was the highlight of my daytrip. Simply stunning. Next week I'm heading to D.C. to see the Cherry Blossoms (if you haven't seen them in full bloom, you should). After that, I'll hit this French café that sits above the Potomac River. It comes highly recommended.]]> | <![CDATA[Greetings,
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I am new to Louisville and looking to meet a spectacular person to show me her town! I love travelling and have been to just about everyone other than the Artic Poles. If you enjoy going out, having a fantastic dinner, drinks, and perhaps some dancing, then please do send me a message.
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I am Chinese/American, 6'2" about 200 lbs. At this point I am looking to meet some nice people, perhaps have a date, and we shall see where that takes us.
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Cheers,
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Tim]]> | <![CDATA[I am looking for a sexy southern cutie to have cam to cam, photosharing relationship with online. I am interested in all types of ages, bodystyles, and desires of sexy women. Reply if interested lets start tonight]]> | <![CDATA[If you had to construct a post, would you choose metal or wood? Show your work.]]> | <![CDATA[Hi, I am a 28yo divorced guy with no kids. I have been separated/divorced for about a year and I am looking to get back into the dating scene. I am a genuinely nice guy looking for a smart gal that knows what she wants out of live. I work full time and go to school full time but don't get me wrong I still have time for that special lady. I have average looks and have a few extra pounds but I am eating healthy and going to the gym. I am disease/drug free and I expect the same. So if you are a real lady looking for a funny, nice & down to earth kinda of guy why dont you send me a message. I am very real and live here in Louisville so please no spam. I know some of these ads are spam and are phishing for information but not here. ]]> | <![CDATA[Single Older Male looking for a attractive younger lady for friends, going out and having fun on days off. I am very easy to get along with. Picture upon request.]]> | <![CDATA[My likes are, dining out, boating, enjoying my horse.
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Now, I am ready to settle down a little (Maybe) and enjoy (Definitely) life.
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I also believe woman was created from the rib of man. Not from his head to top him. Neither from his feet to be walked on. She was made from his side. .. To be his equal. From beneath his arm. .to be protected by him: from very near his heart to be loved by him. .!
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IF UR AS FAKE AS A 3 DOLLAR BILL DO NOT REPLY
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IF I CANT TOUCH U OR KISS U THEN UR FAKE WILL TELL MORE OF MY SELF IN A REPLY]]> | <![CDATA[Sooooo, just about everyone I know is out of town this weekend. So I want to take YOU out for dinner (and maybe drinks?) tonight!
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I'm 5'10", 130 lbs, love to play sports (run, swim, racquetball, hockey, rock climbing, soccer, etc). I'm adventurous and enjoy trying new things. I'm pretty outgoing, and love to meet new people. That's where you come in!
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I look forward to getting to meet you!]]> | <![CDATA[Recently moved to the Highlands area and trying to find both friends and maybe a possible relationship if anyone can put up with me. For those of you who are in the vanity category I decided to go ahead and throw in a picture of me as well for shits and giggles.
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As for myself, I'm the most loveable asshole you'll ever meet. One minute you'll love me to death, and then the next you may wish I was dead. I'm fairly quiet but can open up once I'm cofortable with a person. As far as the things I enjoy, it ranges from physical activities (such as biking, frisbee, running, just walking up and down B-Town) to laid back hobbies (reading a good book, listening to music, watching movies, following the white rabbit). I enjoy cooking, although not very good at it, and enjoy trying new things at unexpected times. When my job allows I love to take road trips and travel practically anywhere. As far as the night life goes, I'm not much of a partier anymore but do enjoy a beer with friends at the local bar and haning out at the coffee shops. My sense of humor is very dry and sometimes people aren't sure if I'm serious or not. You'll hardly ever see me without a smile though. I don't really ever get angry and will probably be the most care free guy you will ever meet.
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Can't really say what I am looking for as I get along with just about everyone I run into. Needless to say I leave an impression with just about everyone I meet and I'm sure I would do the same for you.
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Now, I know number 8 is impossible if you haven't yet met me, so if you have anything in common with me, let's give it a try.
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The pictures are of me after riding my bike in the rain and me working on a bicycle wheel (I'm inventing a better bicycle).]]> | <![CDATA[Hello Ladies. Well, i thought i would try and post an ad and see what happens. Looking to meet new people for some fun and adventure. Love to shoot pool, bowl, chill and have a few drinks, watch any kind of sports, just whatever thats fun. Also looking for someone that has a wild and adventurous side. So, if this sounds like you, holla at me.]]> | <![CDATA[Hello Ladies. Just thought i would post an ad and see where it goes. Looking to meet new people to hang out with and have some fun. Love to bowl, shoot pool, or just chill and have a few drinks. Looking for someone that has a wild and adventurous side as well.]]> | <![CDATA[I'm a 23 year old male just livin life day to day. I am very focused on what i want, i am a busy person but i do like to go out and party. Meet new people. I enjoy working out, it is a big part of my life. I am 5'8" tall,athletic build, brown hair, hazel eyes, about 175 pounds. I am hoping to find the right girl for me, but until then i am going to live life to the fullest. So, if u want to know more just let me know.]]> | <![CDATA[I am newly single and am looking for a friend. I am an attractive guy with his own place, car, job and goals. I'm not age specific or race specific, nor do I have a specific body type I'm looking for. This is not because I'm desperate, I'm not, just open minded. I don't want to ramble too much, just giving the basics for now. Sorry there is no pic on this post, I just feel a bit weird about that, but I will be happy to trade pics for anyone interested. Hope to hear from you!]]> | <![CDATA[I'm looking to branch out a bit, connect with some interesting COOL people.. I'm a musician (drummer)/teacher.. I play/perform quite a bit in the area (jazz/pop/soul), and also teach at the Blind school (Frankfort ave.), as well as privately..
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I'm new to louisville and i'm looking for someone to go to a few shows with.
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I am 37 years old never married no children I like to hang outside with friends and have a beer and talk listen to music, I also like going to diner, Walking my dog (chewy) hes a pug,
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I am real down to earth I pretty much like to do everything and anything. I am just trying to meet that someone special I dont mind children I love children so if your that someone that can make me smile and laugh I will make sure I return the favor drop me a line and lets talk....]]> | <![CDATA[im 21 and looking for that one in a trillion billion woman know as the mysterious geek girl someone who is into d&d or magic the gathering and if you know what munchkin is then its automatics points alot of them well hope to here from you soon]]> | <![CDATA[Hi ladies, First of all let me say I'm picky!
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probably like most of you. OK, What I'm looking for is a lady, thin build around 30-40 who been looking and thinking about hooking up with a nice guy
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to have conversation with, get to know, and if it sparks between us lets have some great sex! Who knows afterwards we may want to get really involved with one another?
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Stop sitting around just thinking about it DO IT Take a chance.
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I am very safe, great job, and I have two grown daughters! and I'm freeeeee
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I am 5'11 195lbs smooth body with a good pkg! D&D free and very clean UB2 I will send you a pix when you request but you must send one too!
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Please NO SPAM be real OK Again, Thin to slightly build No heavy's please sorry.
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You must love sex I DO
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Well, there you go... I'll be waiting just like you are now so lets get it started OK It will be great fun
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Have you ever thought about a man coming over and just giving you a great rub down. A man with strong hands relaxing your whole body!
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I am Very Safe, White, Clean 5'11, 195lbs, Blue eyes smooth body Nice looking.
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I’m not going to beat around the bush, not just yet anyway (wink wink) I’m looking for a kinky girl who I’d never dream of taking home to mother…Opportunity, discretion, the ability to have multiple O’s, and a “let’s party” attitude are much more important to me than looks….I’ll reply to all serious responses that don’t require me to give a credit card number….I am for real with a very unique situation and with a true desire to find someone I can spoil. I’d love the chance to tell you more and though I’m real sure this is a long shot and probably a waste of time you can’t find a diamond if you don’t go in the mine….
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Also a random thought , wouldnt it be cool if Dustin diamond(played screech powers on saved by the bell) fought emmanuel lewis( tv show Webster)on celebrity boxing , I can imagine dustin diamond getting himself pummeled by emmanuel lewis but the bell rings and ends the round, I can imagine the announcer saying something silly like,¨ looks like dustin diamond just got saved by the bell.¨ Announcer chuckles. Oh yeah I got one more stupid joke I created , its kind of not me but a creative person takes whatever he can get. Here¦s the joke,¨ what did judge judy say after screwing the jury?¨ It¦s a well-hung jury¨ stupid .
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Okay heres another . I work in a pharmacy so one day I was asked to do a delivery for mr. Johnson. So I grabbed his prescriptions and headed down to his apartment. I knocked on his door and a 70-year old senior citizen answers the door ,¨ Mr.Johnson I say,¨ heres your prescriptions¨ Mr.Johnson replies , thanks sonny boy¨ he grabs the bag peeks in the bag and says,¨ hey young man wheres my Viagra prescription?,cant you people do anything right, Hows a guy like myself suppose to do for fun besides playing bingo and doing crosswords all day? So I say ,¨ Sorry about that Mr.Johnson , no hard feelings tonight¨ laugh track here . Some more one liners that I invented,¨ I had sex only once,and that¦s because I believed that old saying my parents use to tell me,¨ If you do it right the first time you don¦t have to come and do it over again.¨ Also I came up with some ideas for t-shirts, remember the hamburger helper commercial that had the little talking hand , well put him on a blank t-shirt and have the saying,¨ never bite the hand that¦s feed’s you¨ another idea is just to have this saying on a t-shirt,¨ Im anal retentive, in other words Im a perfect asshole!!!!. Heres some more old jokes that need work anyways here it goes, “ I’m going to write a book on famous people who use Viagra…It’s going to be a pop-up book!!!!. Ever hear about the girl with the big nose?.. her nose was so big, she was giving blowjob’s sideways. Hey whats the worst feeling a woman can have?... She’s about the have the best orgasm of her life and all of a sudden the batteries go dead. Heres one that I need to seriously rework hey some people like it,”
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There once was this guy who was impotent. So he went to the doctor to fix his problem. The guy says to his doctor,” Doc ‘I’m ashamed of my impotency and I don’t want people seeing me taking Viagra pills.” Doctor replies,” Don’t worry about it , we’ve got Viagra pills that look like candy, no one will suspect a thing.”Just make sure no one sees you taking the them out of the prescription bottle.”The guy then says,” No problem I’ll just hide them in my fred flinstone pez dispenser.” So the guy goes home and puts the pills in his pez dispenser. Later that night he wants to make love to his wife so he takes a pill out of his pez dispenser and with the instant excitement forgets to put the dispenser back in his pockets and leaves the pez dispenser on the kitchen counter. The next morning his son josh is in the kitchen eating breakfast and notices the pez dispenser, and says,” cool a fred flintstone dispenser.. better take this with me to school.” So at school josh’s friends proudly shows his pez dispenser to his friends, afterwards they all ask if they can have some pez candy .. so josh gives one to each of his friends and to himself, 5 minutes later all of them have pointy pants, so one of joshs friends says ,” hey buddy what the hell,what kind of candy did you give us ?” Josh replies, I dunno, but I guess you could call it hard candy!!!!! I suck but I gave it my best But what do you expect I do have a sense of humor like screech lol. Hey did you know a sex toy company is coming out with a twisted version of play-doh?.. Its called play-dildoh. Hey heres a real put down you can use if people ever make fun of how you look,” hey my dog gets more compliments from men/women than you do! .. heres one last one , an elderly couple are at the museum , they come up to the statue of david, and the wife starts admiring it, saying how lovely and great it is.. well the husband starts getting jealous because his wife seems to be giving more attention and compliments to the statue than he has everhad had from his wife , so he says” So whats so great about the statue?.. whats it got that I don’t have?”.. the wife replies with a grin on her face,” For one thing hes always hard!!”.. also I don’t know if I thought of this before but heres another idea for tootsie rolls pop commercial, have someone sucking on a tootsie roll pop and then say,” theres a sucker born ever minute… on a toostsie roll pop. “if a priest commits a crime ,is it considered a white collar crime?”. If a person in a wheelchair does a comedy routine, is it still stand up?”. Okay I know I should keep my day job, but hey I tried my best to brighten your day  okay now to the serious stuff.
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Besides being a weird little man(im 5 10, 180 lbs) Im also a very flexible person who doesnt mind horseback riding, going to the aquarium/museum,the opera, staying at home watching a movie , playing chess or board games. hoping to meet someone who always keeps an open mind to whatever crazy idea that i come up with. i like doing a lot of things, as i believe everything new that i learn , will only make me a better person and less ignorant. i like working out ,chess, cooking,flying,reading,ufc,watching old tv shows etc. of course im always looking for new things to try, i love the knowledge and experience that comes with trying something new. hey maybe you can teach something new and i can teach you something new.
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. Im a thoughtful person who always thinks of others before himself. If I was in a relationship and I was reading the Sunday paper and happened to stumble upon a coupon for my partners favorite make-up , I would cut it out attach it to a sticky note and write,¨ thought I would save you money babe¨ and put it in her purse.I guess I get satisfaction in helping others without getting anything in return. That feeling that you get from making someone happy , is worth more to me than money or any material goods.I also take pleasure in cheering people up, hey if my partner had a bad day or feeling under the weather, i would probably give her a nice massage and feed her fresh strawberries dipped in hot dark chocolate. Money and material possessions are fleeting but the lasting memory of helping or making someone feel better is forever. I think honesty is my best trait, being honest is so much easier, why go to the trouble of lying, when in the end it catches up with you. What ive just said is charming but means nothing if I cant put it to action. I rather do than talk, here’s an example for ya ladies: would you rather date a guy who can charm you too death but does not keep his words.. basically he’s all talk and no action or would you rather date a mime. Sure you’ll have communication problems in a relationship with a mime , but at least his actions speak louder than his words.( bad joke I know just trying to make a point). Anyone can talk but Few keep their words, I really hate people like that.
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I’m also a type of person who likes to keep things fresh. I like to keep my partner on their tip toes. I like to keep them guessing on what I’m going to do next. One of the secrets to a good relationship is not to let it get stale. Many couples fall into a routine,doing the same thing’s over and over again. It’s like at the beginning the guy does everything he can to get the girl but once he gets her, he get’s uncreative and does the same thing over and over again. Hey relationships and life are about variety. Personally I’m not the guy that would follow the standard procedure aka where the guy gets a girl flowers and chocolates. Personally I would come up with a more creative idea such as mystery grab bag, which is a hallmark gift bag filled with such goodies such a chocolates,a lottery ticket,a pez dispenser,make up kit,a good book etc. Yeah I like to separate myself from the herd , don’t get me wrong there’s nothing wrong with giving a girl flowers and chocolates, but to me it sounds redundant and over used.
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Anyways I have a dog named aries a sheltie mix and 6 zebra finches (birds). Going to school to become a nutritionist , I love food and cooking(if only I had enough time to devote to it) but my major career goal is in aviation . I love flying and traveling all around the world, my mom tells me when I was baby and we were on a plane the only thing that came out of my mouth was ,¨ I want fly the plane) this was of course in Portuguese as I came to states when I was 3. I think this travelling fetish probably had to do with going to portugal every year as a kid.. My parents have a house there and every summer we would go there. My parents have tons of property there that they take care of( like picking grapes,almonds oranges, and getting the soil properly fertilized ect.) So i would help them and i made friends with other Portuguese and other kids who came from other parts of europe(france,germany,switzerland,spain,netherlands)so somehow i became fixated with travelling.
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Anyways hoping to meet someone where we cant start out as buddies as I believe when you date someone expectations are high, you put to much pressure on date. I believe getting to know someone over a long period time (as friends) can tell if your right for each other. Hey when you go on date you or you date may have had a bad day and that may leave an undesirable impression. Anyways sorry im not good at this writing thing but if your interested feel free to write back. Oh yeah one more thing heres my list of favorite movies,tv shows, board games ,video games and other gibberish.
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Favorite movies: platoon, sniper, napoleon dynamite,clerks(1 and 2),breakfast club,fast times at ridgemonte high, Harold and kumar, bill and ted excellent adventure,a very brady sequel adventure,transformers the movie,anger management,not another teen movie, karate kid 1,2, rocky III, rocky balboa, home alone 1 and 2, problem child 1 and 2,chucky, nightmare on elm street (all of them),searching for bobby fischer,ferris buellers day off,the crow, ghostbusters,E.T., star wars(all of them), star trek(all movies) the lost boys,goonies,the outsiders,back to the future(1 and 2),a very brady sequel.last of the Mohicans,lord of the flies,stand by me,Goodwill hunting,searching for bobby fischer, Indiana jones,little nicky,Brewster millions,billy Madison,enter the dragon,dodgeball,hitch,therock,ratatouille and gremlins( all 3 movies).
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Favorite childhood shows and current favorites; kung fu,sledgehammer,bewitched,zoobilee zoo,gomer pyle,adventures of pete and pete,saved by the bell,the transformers,king of queens, the honeymooners,Seinfeld,the Bernie mac show smurfs,transformers,gi joe,get along gang,pacman, the shirt-tales, force five, Mindfreaks,starblazers,voltron,beavis and butthead, Webster, punky Brewster,different strokes, all in the family, baby looney tunes, batman:animated adventures, teenwolf,snorks,doug,rugrats,spongebob,malcom in the middle,smallville, Garfield and friends,rugrats,supernatural,everbody loves Raymond, Johny zero, last comic standing( seasons 2 and 3),the littles,Alvin and the chipmunks, heathcliff,wait till your father gets home, mr.belvidere,home improvement,dennis the menace,little archie, yogibear,flinstones,aqua hunger teen force, reno911,chappelle show, you cant do that on television, heman and the masters of the universe,gobots,ducktales,silver spoons, chip and dale, the Charlie brown show,alf, fat albert,the munsters,leave it to beaver, spiderman and his amazing friends,bewitched,teenage mutant ninja turtles, Kirby, dragonball z, battle of the planets,muppet babies, the muppets,Richie rich, angel,buffy the vampire slayer,stargate, family ties,wonder years,the highlander,airwolf,hey Arnold,knightrider,family guy,facts of life,happy days,Baywatch, parker lewis cant lose,brady bunch, life goes on,tour of duty,thundercats,alice,golden girls,Sanford and son,happy days,one day at time,facts of life,the fall guy,welcome back kotter, threes company,perfect strangers,mask,ghostbuster,growing pains,I love lucy,whos the boss,small wonder,Kirby,dragonball z,alf,quantum leap,Laverne and Shirley,simpsons,I think I should stop now cause ive got like a 100 more shows lol.
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Favorite board games: operation,life, battleship,chess,chutes and ladders,hungry hungry hippo, mouse trap and of course chess!!!.
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Favorite music bands: skid row( 18 and life), def leppard, toto,motley crue,poison,guns and roses,bon jovi,warrant, van halen, Madonna, new kids on the block(just joking )whitesnake,nirvana, Duran Duran,pink floyd.
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Best song: ordinary world(duran duran),Africa(toto). House of fire(Alice Cooper)
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Best tv show theme song: welcome back kotter, adventures of pete and pete,dukes of hazard.
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Favorite sport: tetherball and dodgeball lol
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Favorite wrestlers : curt henning,randy savage,raven,Hulk Hogan, owen hart,kurt angle,the rock.
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Favorite cereals:cocoa pebbles,cocoa puffs, count chocula,golden grams,apple jacks.
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Favorite gum: bazooka joe grape, great tasting gum, comes with a a comic and tells your fortune ,what can ask more from a gum. lol
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Favorite movie and tv characters: Bruce lee,master,Quinn Mallory,Po,Gizmo,gonzo,slimer(ghostbusters)fozzie bear,gargamel,archie bunker, boom boom Washington,juan Epstein,alf, AC slater,ferris bueller, zach morris,angel,spongebob,Charlie brown,Duncan mcleod brainysmurf,spiderman,macgyver,Donald duck,Winnie the pooh,tigger,jughead jones, sam and dean Winchester(supernatural) lex luthor(smallville), green arrow ,Michael knight(smallville),jeff spicolli,batman, randall (clerks)kara(smallville),destro,cobra commander, white shadow,major blood,pete and pete,endless mike,batman,roscoe Coltrane,orko,daisy dukes.
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Favorite transformers: starscream,galvatron,megatron,stunticons,aerialbots,dinobots,combaticons,omega supreme,shockwave,soundwave,cyclonus,rumble.
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Favorite romantic things to do: I know this gonna sound lame, but I think cuddling up with someone on a couch with a cup of hot chocolate , watching a movie or Saturday cartoons together is romantic, otherwise nothing beats a walk on the beach followed with a picnic,or a hot air ballon ride. Oh yeah this might not be so romantic but it would be cool to go to a magic workshop with someone and learn to to do magic together. You know practice with each other.
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All time favorite video games: animal crossing( this game totally cracks me up :)
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Mike tysons punch out,Zelda,castlevania, super mario3, tecmo bowl,san andreas,tekken 5
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By the way does anyone remember lasertag and photon?
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Also does anyone remember collecting garbagepail kids?
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Also does anyone remember teddy ruxpin?
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Hey anyone have or had the smurfs pvc’s?( the little plastic smurfs) I remember playing with them and along with the transformers,gi joe,he-man toys , they rocked!!!!!!!!!
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Slinkys also kick ass!!!
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Smurfs or snorks?
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Bo duke or Luke duke?
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Kitt or general lee?
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Who do you think got higher SAT scores Samuel “Screech” Powers or Steve Urkel?
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Anyone besides me wants to see NBC bring back Alf?... I have all the seasons on dvd and I tell you he’s one frickin funny dude?
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Oh one more thing did anyone remember trying to break dance back in the day? … I remember getting an empty cardboard box and trying to spin on my head all while listening to a big stereo system.… lol those were the fun days ;)
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Someone who I can enjoy time with who is Attractive, Healthy, Trim, Fit, Thin, or Average. social drinking ok, smoking not, wine tasteing excellent. No games, not looking for pen pal, or link to your sex web site. only serious please apply.
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We all know that the Double Dragon on Goss has the best Chinese takeout in town. Oh boy! You slid right under the lunch special deadline of three o'clock to order your Kung Po chicken one hot summer afternoon. You didn't think about calling ahead and had to skedaddle to make it in time. After ordering, you pace around the restaurant, gazing at yourself in the mirror. Maybe you read the Coffee News. Well, all that only takes about three minutes. You look to those super-heated woks in the kitchen and then you look past them. The door out back is wide open and presents a rather macabre view of St. Michael's cemetery. You know, the good angel of death? Well, as it happens Louisville's own Victor Mature is buried right there.
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Ever experienced tantric massage? Here I am to give you a divine, relaxing tantric massage. I am new in louisville and trying to establish myself therefore offering free massage currently. Please contact me for details. Ladies only.........]]> | <![CDATA[If you are a ATTRACTIVE, well spoken, Fit and intelligent Lady that loves to be spoiled and taken care of. Then we need to chat. I am an attractive fit professional male who is wity clever caring and compasionate.
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Must be Drug and drama free. Relocation a must.
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Send Pic and tell me about yourself and we'll talk
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SERIOUS LADIES ONLY!!!!! MUST RELOCATE!!!!!!this is for ladies that are serious about the potential of being a LIVE IN sugarbaby
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I am 40, divorced with no children. I am well educated and professionally employed. I am emotionally stable.
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You should be at least 21 years old. You may e mail, call or text
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Ted
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If you are not at least 21 years old do not reply]]> | <![CDATA[SWM in Louisville interested in dating/romance/ltr. I'm established, good career and education.
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Please email me and let's talk.]]> | <![CDATA[i am looking for a female to become friends with. I am a photographer and would love to go on photo shoots on the weekend. She needs to be any age, black or white. If something comes out of this than fine. I do have a studio, and we can go out on some shoots anytime anyplace. ]]> | <![CDATA[Moved from New England to take a job in the city recently. Left all my friends and family behind, but sacrifice is necessary for growth, right? I've met some people around already, but not enough for my liking. I'm extremely laid back and open-minded and I expect those around me to have the same mentality. I'm a musician (drummer) looking to find another band to join, as I left one back home as well. Music is a huge part of my life. I also enjoy reading, tattoo's (nine and counting), sports (basketball, tennis and starting to get into cycling), vegetarianism (though I still love meat eaters, it's cool), movies, and pretty much everything else I guess. I'm hoping to at least meet some like-minded people by doing this. Let's see how it goes.]]> | <![CDATA[Hi,
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I have moved to the Louisville area recently. I am looking for a activity parter whom I can watch movies, roam around and have some relaxing moments. I am well setteled having a nice stable job. Please message me to know more about me. preferable age 20-38. Hope to hear from you]]> | <![CDATA[I am a fairly attractive, professional man looking for a woman to start dating/hanging out with.
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- I'll explain what and who I am then tell you what and who I am NOT.
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- I AM a confident, comfortable, fun, loyal, gainfully employed professional.
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- I AM non possessive and have VERY little baggage.
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- I AM a father of three early twenties children who I love very much
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- I AM a person who has hobbies and friends
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- I AM looking for someone to get to know and see if we are compatible
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- I am a person with many interests and can hold intelligent conversations about MANY topics.
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- I am a VERY straightforward, honest BLUNT person
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- Please read again... I am a BLUNT person.
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- I have pictures I can send and after looking you are not interested that's your call. If I am not interested I expect you to understand.
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- I AM interested in getting to know someone I can have a RELATIONSHIP with in TIME. Mental, Physical, Emotional... IN TIME.
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- I AM a hopeless romantic
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I am NOT someone who will jump straight into bed with you nor will I allow you to play games with me. I know who I am, I like me and want someone to share my life with. You do not have to like everything I like but we do need to have things in common we both enjoy.
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- I AM NOT interested in baggage
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- I AM NOT interested in MEN
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- I AM NOT interested in being your sugar daddy
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- I AM NOT interested in games
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- I AM NOT interested in needy
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If any of this interests you and you can send me a pic that is CURRENT then we can talk.
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I will try to answer all emails within a couple of days as I am busy.
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Those with a picture and other info I like will get first response. ]]> | <![CDATA[
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Well, now YOU did it. GOOD LUCK. At midnight tonight, your true love will realize they love you. Something good will happen to you from 1:00 to 4:20 tomorrow, it could be anywhere. Get ready for the biggest shock in your lifetime. If you break this chain you could be cursed with relationship problems for the next 2 years. Post within 13 minutes. Karma! If there is someone you love (or still do) and can't get them out of your mind, repost this in another city within 5 minutes. Tonight between 1 and 4am they will remember how much they loved you as well. You will get the shock of your life tomorrow.
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Karma Works...REALLY!!! ]]> | <![CDATA[And i want to meet someone who's not weirded out by it haha
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I'm a cali guy, skater/surfer, lover of the water, movies, good TV and indie music....moving to KY in less than a month.
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I'm gonna be missing this land of flip flops and bare feet, so I need someone to satisfy the craving :)
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send a pic of you if you're not weirded out - and maybe your feet too haha]]> | <![CDATA[HI my name is Justin im 25 . I like to go out and have fun . Go to clubs and bars or just kick back . looking for a lady to share a good time with sometime and get to know. if your interested just write back .......lata]]> |
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