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<![CDATA[How to sum myself up in a paragraph,well my name is Dave im 22,Ive lived in oakland for a long time now,and I hate it here. Im a simple laid back guy,interests include music,food,cars,bikes,my friends,movies,and the occasional vid game. Not realy into sports,ive played a few back in the day but,I guess I got burned out on them. 90 percent of my last relationships were destroyed by either drugs,or something else,so I have a zero tolerance on any kind of drug use. Im honestly one of those good guys that supposed doesnt exist,so It may sound like im giving myself to much credit,but Ive honestly never cheated on anyone,or shown any kind of non-faithfullness. My life consists of work,and friends-which if not for them my life basicly would be meaningless. Im very quiet,until I get to know new people then Ill open up to them,which takes a little while. Ive already told myself that a GOOD girl doesnt exist,so im just trying to prove myself wrong.Im looking for a good girl,who has her head on straight,whos down to earth,isnt afraid to dream,and likes the simple things in life. I know I ask alot. I guess if you need to know anything else just ask =) And I drive a 1995 Honda]]> | <![CDATA[hello ladies. I am a 21 year old male. I am 5"11 Brownish blonde hair. Blue eyes. I am a big guy with a big heart. I have a huge amount of friends, but I can't keep a girlfriend. I don't know what I do wrong. All the girls say that I am a great and sweet guy. I love music, sports,games, movies, and cooking. I love to go to the mall to watch a movie or just sitting at the house with that special girl in arms watching one. I try to be the romantic type by the way. Just email me if you wanna give it a chance.]]> | <![CDATA[Hi, my name is Brian. I'm 39, divorced and have two almost grown boys. I'm looking for a strong, funny and nice woman. Not to much to ask ! :)]]> | <![CDATA[Hard working, honest, trust worthy man looking for a relationship. ]]> | <![CDATA[I'm 33, single, no kids, fit,5'7" 160. I'm not into the club scene at all,although I don't mind going out at all to eat or to a lounge and listen to music. I am looking for something with potential to be long term. I like dating, but I love stability any steady company more. I am well spoken, unless I am really comfortable with you and then I relax my words quite a bit. I am very well traveled, open-minded and try accept all people as they are. I like the arts and love all music.
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I didn't post a face pic, but would be happy to share one with you if you're interested as long as you reciprocate!
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First off, as always, I am a REAL person!!! It seems all there are on CL is bots these days. Anyways, I am a tall white male looking for a lady to spend the afternoon with for dinner. I am college educated, down to earth, and genuinely "normal guy"....If there is such a thing! All I ask is for someone to spend some time with for great communication, maybe a few laughs, and develop a new friendship. Age isn't much of a concern, other than being over 18! Is that too much to ask? haha, I know, almost impossible right?
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<big><big><center>My name is Lue. </big></big><br><br><br></center>
I am 22 years of age, however, I am an old bitter man. Now, sure, this sounds silly - but trust me. I'd rather sit on a porch and yell at the damn kids to get off of my lawn than go out and play with stuffed animals, or whatever people do at this age.<br><br>
<center>Let's list my faults, shall we?<br><br></center>
I hate women. Why is this? They are terrible. Sure, they are pretty, and can be kind; but the fact that you could shave the ice of a single woman's heart and lower the temperature of the Atlantic about 45 degrees says enough. I've been hurt by every single one I've dated. Why do I keep coming back with such a negative attitude, you ask? I'm not gay. So, I suppose I am stuck dealing with the shallow depth of women's thoughts, wants, and needs.<br><br>
<center>A little of my past you want? <big>Sure!</big> You may want to sit down for this, though. Are you sitting? Good. <center><br><br>
Every story usually starts with childhood. Well, that is unfortunate, isn't it? I don't have a childhood. You see, I have memory troubles that stems back to an abusive mother. Isn't that fantastic? I agree! I don't remember anything before the age of fourteen or so.<br><br>
Which leads me to my next wonderful topic! I hate my mother. <br><br>
I did the Marine Corps thing for awhile, and went to Iraq. Talk about taking a perfectly messed up head and taking a shit on it. :) I have enough baggage to down a plane with pop star Aaliyah's entire family. Consider me an adorable bomb just waiting to explode, but not in an atomic way - I have no issues with the Asian community, after all.<br><br>
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<big><big><center>"Lue, what do you do now?"</center><br><br></big></big>
Well! I am a journalist and photographer. What a shitty career choice, huh? Financially, I make less than Ole Dirty Bastard's welfare check. (RIP ODB) I definitely can't afford a limo to pick the check up either. I wish I could make rhyming statements of no sense while covering songs already created by others and get paid for it. Right, Kanye? <br><br>
Here's a fun fact. I'm smart, and I hate idiots. <br><br>
I also like skinny women. Remember this, it'll come into use later.<br><br>
Speaking of skinny women, I went to college. A lot of women there. Twice as shallow when they have their parent's money.<br><br>
I just got out of rehab as well. Apparently, I was doing enough alcohol, painpills, and other unmentioned substances to kill a promising football career, right Terrell Owens? Clean now. And let me tell you this, ladies and ladies.<br><br>
Sobriety is awful. What a genius idea to take the medication masking the years of torment in your life? Tell you what, next time you have open heart surgery, take no numbing substances and constantly pour salt on the wound. That's how I feel on a day to day basis.<br><br>
So, many posts have spoken about their need to find a boy who doesn't just want sex. Well, do I have good news for you! <br><br><center>
<big><big><big> I hate sex. </big></big></big></center><br><br>
Don't get me wrong. It feels good. But, after an hour and a half and no climax, I'd rather just have a damned sandwich and a cigarette.<br><br>
Oh! By the way, I smoke. Dealbreaker, right? Too bad.
<br><br> Cause I'm not stopping right now. <br><br>
I'm done rambling on now. I am pretty sure you are no longer reading this and you've retracted yourself to your myspaces or sticker collection you've been working on. <br><br>
Trying to think of anything to add... <br><br><br>
I don't enjoy much. I'm on enough anxiety medicine and anti-depressants to blend in Helel Keller's School for the Deaf and Blind.
<br><br> I am buying a dog. <br><br> I enjoy having a beard. <br><br>
By the way, can you all quit placing photos of random scenery and statements instead of a photo of yourself? <br><br> Seriously, it'll help by not postponing the let down. <br><br>
Oh! And look at this silly photo of me. If it wasn't taken two years ago, we'd be in business, huh? <br><br> Just take the photo, add years of age, wrinkles, anger, and, of course, discontent, and you'll have my shining face. <br><br>
Quick note: Why do you women feel the need to post statements such as "I enjoy having fun!"
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<big><center> Are you retarded? Or just retarded? </big></center><br>
Let's break this down, everyone. According to Webster's... (that's a dictionary, by the way)<br>
The word "fun" means:
1. A source of enjoyment, amusement, or pleasure.<br>
2. Enjoyment; amusement: have fun at the beach.<br>
3. Playful, often noisy, activity<br><br>
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<big><big><center> 1. A source of <big>enjoyment, amusement, or pleasure</big>. </big></big></center>
So, yes...<br> In conclusion <br> I take your stating "I like to have fun," as you saying "I am damn well retarded."
Judging from all the lovely responses I received after posting a few days ago, I can say one thing.<br><br><center>
Gay men, like me.<br><br></center>
Seriously, people? I either got messages from gay men saying I am attractive, or ones from women saying "I am old enough to be your mother, but you write well."<br><br><center>
Okay, Bertha, thanks.<br><br></center>
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200 lbs. </center><br><br>I didn't believe I was fat until I read this month's People magazine and realized that I am not pretty enough to be a movie star.<br><br>
Then I saw Rosie O'Donnell and smiled about not being a lesbian.<br><br>
Gross.<br><br>
I've noticed from surfing these personal ads, which makes up most of my day, people making posts about themselves without a photograph. <br><br><center>
"Hi. I'm Sheila, I luv fun!1 Stuffed animals, and rainbowz! I am here 2 find tru luv. Hit me up 4 a photo."<br><br></center>
Sheila... dear, sweet, Sheila. Why the hell would I ask for a photo? There is a reason you can limit a search to only having matches with a photo. <br><br><center>
Guess why?<br><br></center>
Because no matter how much your mother told you that you are unique, and that some amazing boy will come sweep you off your feet, Prince Charming still wants to see what he is getting into first.
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I understand the internet allows a new experience of potential let downs, but be honest with yourself. Post a photo, so people know whether they want to email you. <br><br>You aren't mysterious.
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Keira Knightley could post a craigslist without a photo, and I'd still read her profile while thinking "this bitch is the size of a two ton truck with a body marinading in the sweet tastes of body odor and irrelevent rashes.<br><br>
Off that soapbox; on to the new.<br><br>
I had a few questions about my job. I am a photojournalist. What does that mean? I take photos to tell a story.<br><br>
One message I received last night scorned me for hating my job because of financial set backs.<br><br>
I'll give you credit - you should do what you love, but when high school teens working the glory hole in the 2nd floor restroom make more money than you, it makes you wonder.<br><br><center>
Let's talk about religion! Shall we?<br><br>
So, Lue...<br>
(That is me) is an...<br><br>
Atheist. <br><br></center>
Gasp! Oh no. God damned devil worshippers with your horns, green contacts and Hot Topic Mastercard.<br><br>
Silly you. I made the comment about being an atheist some time ago, and received a handful of responses condemning me for worshipping Satan - which gives you a generalized idea of the IQ found in North Carolina.<br><br>
This place is a waste land. I live in a town of gentleman's clubs, tattoo parlors, and white trash. <br><br>
Interesting fact! I've never been to a strip club!<br><br>
I am the worst boy ever! :( <br><br>Do you see how I positioned the colon and parenthesis to form a sad face? Now you understand my feelings.<br><br>
I still like skinny women.
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No offense to the larger women - just, no. I am skinny, she can be too. <br><br>
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Overly independent women are not attractive.<br><br></center></big></big>
Yeah, I said it. Put down your Destiny's Child compact disc and enjoy feeling wanted for once.
Red lipstick, like Maddox remarked, does make you look like a clown.<br><br>
Hey. I am fashionable, by the way. That probably explains why gay men keep hitting on me. Perhaps I should start wearing baggy khaki shorts, aviator sunglasses and boxers with puppies on it. Hell, I could go the extra mile and drive a Jeep Wrangler while listening to Dave Matthews and sip Coors Light.
Then again, I shouldn't. That'd be ridiculous.<br><br>
I went to school at Ole Miss, where, once again, I majored in Journalism. What a waste of a degree. It gets you nowhere, people. Nowhere. Become a stripper if you have to, it is probably much more fulfilling.<br><br><center>
"Lue, besides being awesome, what do you do in your free time?"
Well, Tito, I will tell you.<br><br>
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In my free time, I would like to work with computers, or play the cello, or eat.<br><br>
However, what do I really do? I sleep, eat, make noises. Consider me a grizzly bear. I sleep well, I eat well, and I can make some fantastic noises. Occasionally, I may eat someone. Depends on the mood.<br><br><center>
Ted Bundy was a saint.<br><br>
Tired of ranting.<br>
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I am a tall average built medium brown complexioned african american guy. Open minded, respecfful, and very down to earth.
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I work several contracting jobs(local and online) and move around quite a bit because of that.
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Women of all ages and races are welcome to write. I do not discriminate.
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My main hobbies are reading and watching horror movies. However I enjoy a wide range of other activities as well.
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Will send actual photos after extended conversation proving we are both real people. ]]> | <![CDATA[HI LADIES........WHAT R U THINKING: STILL WAITING ON THAT NIGHT IN SHINING ARMOR, EH? WELL, THATS THE PROBLEM RIGHT THERE....U R WAITING.....YOU SEE, THATS NOT GONNA WORK THESE DAYS...IT MAY HAVE WORKED BACK IN THE 80'S...BUT IN THIS ERA, U GOT TO GIT OFF YOUR BUTT AND MEET THE MAN HALFWAY.....IF U SNOOZE...U WILL MOST DEFINITELY LOSE....SINGLE WOMEN OUTNUMBER US SINGLE MEN HERE IN THIS CITY BY 17 PERCENT, AT LEAST THATS WHAT THE PAPERS SAY..I THINK IT IS MUCH WORSE THAN THAT....LADIES...U GOTTA STOP WAITING ON TALL, DARK AND HANDSOME, THOSE GUYS ARE ALREADY SNATCHED UP OR BEING THE PLAYERS SINCE THEY ARE IN WIDE DEMAND....THE NEW MAJORITY OF MEN ARE THE SHORT STOCKY TYPE...WE ARE THE MAJORITY..NOW OUT OF THIS BUNCH, YOU GOT YOUR HARD WORKING,DEVOTED FATHERS, SINGLE...HMMMM....SURE WE ALL WANT WHAT WE ALL WANT....BUT SERIOUSLY, LADIES, YOU AINT GONNA GET ANY YOUNGER, IN YOUR LATE 20'S,30'S,40'S....GOOD MEN ARE NOT BORN LADIES....IT TAKES LIFE...EXPERIENCES AND MAMA'S LESSON'S TO MAKE US INTO GOOD MEN....HELL, I DIDNT BECOME "A GOOD MAN" UNTIL MY EARLY 30'S....SO YOU GOT TO GO OUT AND GET YOU A MAN....STOP WAITING.....WE ARE OUT HERE..NO NEED TO GET ON THESE SITES...WE SEE YOU, MOST OF US SPEAK TO YOU, BUT AS SOON AS U LOOK AT US AND WE DONT FIT THAT "DREAM MAN" MOLD, MOST OF U DONT GIVE US THE TIME OF DAY....LADIES..COME ON NOW...U CANT DO THAT...WAKE UP...SEE US...GIVE US SOME OF THAT PRECIOUS TIME...U GONNA BE SINGLE AND LONELY FOR A VERY LONG TIME UNLESS YOU CHANGE YOUR WAYS...AND THIS GOES FOR ALL OF YOU, BLACK,WHITE,AND OTHERS....GOOD MEN ARE STILL OUT THERE.....WE JUST AINT ON THE MENU...LOL
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I can now boast that I am at the tail end of long and miserable divorce.
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In my new life, if there is such a thing, I will be seeking a kind passionate worldly, and hopefully attractive lady age between 40 to 55 years. However, I will repeat that I am not divorced, but the end is so near.
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I am seeking a strong and meaningful relationship, with an even tempered lady, who has respect and a caring / loving attitude for her partner. I live on the West Coast of the USA and moving to TN by end of September, but would like to get to know you through emails and to exchange a photo or two. Please, I am not interested in timewasters, or thrill seekers, Again, if interested please respond with some details about yourself and not one liners. Serious ad for a serious minded female.
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I’ m a 35 year old, 6’ tall, short black hair, and hazel eyes. I have 7 tattoos and more scars than I can count. I have just returned from a one year deployment in Iraq where I was a combat medic for a National Guard unit. I am well educated and in between school for my RN. I enjoy reading, listening to classical music, opera, ballet, symphony, and most out door activity hiking, camping, and horse back riding.
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A fine “Southern Bell” , a woman who is smart and not afraid to speak her mind. Someone who is open minded and family oriented. It is not mandatory but I would love a woman who can play chess or is willing to learn. Some one who shares some of my likes.
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I would like to find a woman with a good career who also values their friends and family. I definitely prefer someone with some intelligence and wit. I tend to be sarcastic and that is always welcome. I also enjoy running and staying in shape so it would be awesome to find someone to do that with as well. Common interests are somewhat important but it's always fun learning new things. Oh yeah, I LOVE football so someone who wouldn't mind watching that with me would be a bonus. I'm not looking for gold diggers so if you fit that category don't waste my time or yours. I also tend to be one of the nice guys and it would be nice to meet a sweetheart that's willing to give as much as I do. I also love animals (specifically dogs) so another thing I'd like to find is a woman who loves animals as well. Also, my preferred age range is 22-32 but that's not set in stone. However, I've never been married and would prefer someone who hasn't either. I want to eventually have kids but I don't have any and I'm not really interested in women that already do. I do have pics but since I'd prefer to actually get to know someone, we can worry with that later. I'm definitely not ugly and can get dates the usual way, I just prefer getting to know someone as opposed to focusing on other things. I'm not too sure what to expect here but feel free to ask any questions and if you read this much congratulations for being literate!]]> | <![CDATA[Clean Memphis area male looking for sweet sexy lady
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I consider myself a very open person, who is seeking that missing puzzle piece that is out there. I would like to find someone who enjoys text flirting, cuddling up to watch a movie, having a drink/coffee and kicking back to listen to music, playing board games or just going out to explore and have some laughs. I am very much missing that companionship and hope the right person out there sees this.
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If trustworthiness, sense of humor, respect and loyalty are qualities that you possess, then I would love to hear from you.
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I am searching for a lady who is special and also down to earth
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I'm not concerned what your race is or your religion or where u are from. I am particularly interested in your personality than your actual appearance. Actually, I'm willing to give everyone a chance.
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Here are some things I'm looking for in a woman.... Someone caring, bubbly and energetic. Also, it would be nice if you DONT smoke, however....., if you like smoking, as long as you dont smoke every single time.
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Well... I'm 5 11, I have brown hair and blue eyes. I workout whenever I can.
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Well the caption pretty much states it all. As far me I am a white single male software engineer who is getting older and would love to experience life with a adorable princess like you, and make his life all about you in love and happiness. I am pretty simple and have a heart and love to listen to you when you speak. And yes I would be faithful. I love kids so I am not against marrying in to a family and becoming a dad instantly.
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I am affectionate and kind and love to live life to the full when i am
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So if you want a real genuine guy look no further drop me a line,and your picture will get mine and im looking for a friend first then if we like each other it will be a longterm relationship..without any cheating involved in this relationship..kinda hard to find right now im single and really wanna to find and
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catch this real person with feelings before she gets caught up with some1 that might break her heart.and that she didnt pic the right guy.when you are with someone you shouldnt make a mistake with her if he did make a mistake..he should think really hard of not doing it again..like me for example i would never cross paths with another woman if im in relationship.and if looks are a problem for you then..idk what you want in a good man who would treat you good and buy you things cause you are that special person in life..so if you are into any games and likes toying with mens hearts im not your kind of guy im a person with feelings and they are meant to be treated like the way treat you nice and treated with respect and you will be treated the same way and why does looks have to matter to you women? you can message me you want to if you like my post feel free before gets banned or deleted thanks ken]]> | <![CDATA[Not much too say here. Looking for a real woman.
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Do you enjoy or have you ever wanted to take a guy across your knee and spank his bottom bright red until he can't sit down? Professional male interested in receioving old fashion spanking. Have done some real things that deserve the punishment only a woman can provide. Young, but legal ok, just be sincere and ready to administer realistic spanking. Again, NO PROS,,,just want someone who really enjoys spanking.]]> | <![CDATA[HI I AM IN MID THIRTIES. COLLEGE EDUCATED. I HAVE PROFESSIONAL JOB. LIVE IN CORDOVA. I HAVE MY OWN PLACE AND OWN TRANSPORATION. I AM SINGLE. LOOKING FOR NICE LADY WHO LOOKING FOR COMPAIONSHIP, AGE IS OPEN. I AM VERY DOWN TO EARTH. IF U LOOKING FOR COMPAINIONSHIP WITH GUY PLEASE THINK ABOUT THIS ADD. I LOVE TO MEET NICE LADY AND GO FROM THERE. I AM NOT LOOKING FOR ANY ONE TO SUPPORT ME I AM LOOKING FOR NICE LADY.
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Christian ]]> | <![CDATA[Just dropping a line to see what's up. Anyone wanting to chat send me an email. Then we can go from there...]]> | <![CDATA[First I love my family and friends most. I also love getting outside as much as possible, love to attempt to skate, go to the lake, or even just to walk. I love music (all kinds) and whatever I am listening to usually reflects my current mood. If you would like to find out more message me w/ pics.]]> | <![CDATA[Would you....
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I wonder if you would.
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what i would like in my solemate, would be secure in herself, well stable emotionally & fianacially. Like to be active, oh, and garage sale'ing is a must, non racial, no head games, straight forward fun loving, with a great sence of humor, goodluck to all
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SWM, laid back professional, entirely self-sufficient, extremely passionate about just about anything worth giving a damn about.]]> | <![CDATA[Originally from Memphis and visiting around Christmas seeking a hotttttt Girl to get to know over emails and Instant Messages and eventually meet. Im 5 11" tall. Slim build, handsome, golden brown tanned complexion, FUN and open minded. Please be the same. Race is deinately open. Asian QTS a plus But all are welcome.
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Although I have found that women with Cluster C personality traits (anxious, fearful and dependent) can cause a lot of emotional damage, they are not near as much fun to be with, or cause as much pain, and anguish, as those who suffer from the dramatic, erratic disorders. Lets face it! Emotional dysregulation without impulsive, deceitful, confusing and hurtful behavior is boring.
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I am looking for someone special. Really special, ya know...life of the party belongs in the seat next to me on the short bus and is proud of it. Someone that can make fun of themselves and not loose who they are inside. Now there is a differrence between special and crazy, please no nuts. lol
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I am out going in a room full of people, but it's the little things that I appreciate the most. Lie to me, tell me it's going to be ok when it's not, be honest with me, because if we grow, if you hurt then so will I, laugh with me, just because...or at least because we are SPECIAL PEOPLE!! And I suck at the whole crying thing, but I am a great listner and will be happy to be a shoulder for you to lean on.
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Thanks for dropping by to visit this 40 year old single black male
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I often wonder what happened to good old fashion love and happiness? 2 people falling in love and adore each other for life or am I just living in a dream world? I know that some where in this world there is a woman in hopes of finding a good man to fall in love with. I would like to have real true love and friendship that will never expire. Don't be so quick to look at the outer of a man stop and look at his heart... There you will find a man that will always love you and respect you. I have I have a heart of GOLD.
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I am a very nice and good man looking for a woman to become my best friend in life for life.. Meeting this way I needed to try something different just maybe there’s a woman looking for a real good man like me. I was raised to treat a woman the way that I want a man to treat my sisters. I love all my sisters with all of my heart.. I am a man who believes that chivalry is not dead. I am a one woman man I am very faithful to the person that I am dating. I want a woman that I can love unconditionally and she love me the same way.
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I am not trieing to sale myself I am only giving you about 2% of the real man that I am. I did’nt tell you that I enjoy fishing,cooking outdoors, Traveling different places. Theres not enough room here to tell you all about me. All I can say is give me a chance get to know me become my bestfriend and from there we can take it one day at a time….
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I realize that I'm asking a lot, but I have a lot to give in return. I'm a 30 year old SWM, who's 6' tall, fit, intelligent, has an graduate degree, successful and happy at work, come from a great family, am generally happy with life and consider myself incredibly fortunate. If you think you're my type - inside and out - then I'd love to hear from you. Let's see how much we have in common, and please include a picture if you'd like to see mine.<p>]]> | <![CDATA[Easy going, kind, caring, hazel sleepy eyes, olive skin european descent, Looking for friends to connect with, share life experience, socialize and share fun.. Like to listen to ladies daily life stories. I like the outdoors, sporting events, walk by the river, relaxation and romantic events. Practical person and knows what work and doesn't! Like the gentle feminine side of ladies. Enjoy sharing and giving more than taking.. Live in Memphis since Feb 2006 on mud island. My huges, kisses, touches will have lasting affects and will make you smile when remembering it!
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