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<![CDATA[i couldn't even look at you! how pathetic! i know you catch me staring, good god, i wish i spoke french!]]>

<![CDATA[I know you check missed connection everyday. I just thought you should know, I have seen you and think you are beautiful. Keep shinning with that smile. ;)]]>

<![CDATA[Who are you! I don't know,but I feel this same way about this lovely little lass! She makes me giddy. She is the sweetest gal I know. I think we would get along famously, I would say that we were meant for one another. Fuck, I'd say I love her too!!! Alas, I am in a scilla and charybdis, rock and a hard place in laymens terms. It would be so weird if this were you, exsillerating!!! Fuck!!!]]>

<![CDATA[You asked me how to get to Taschereau blvd. I have you the bus schedule. I think you are the cutest girl in town. I hope you found what you were looking for. Tell me which Bus you were going to take? and I will take you out this week-end.]]>

<![CDATA[pretty much you should know who you are,u had dark hair and a black jacket, it was around 5pm , and u r mighty fun looking, (and hopefully easy too) ]]>

<![CDATA[What does this person look like?]]>

<![CDATA[You asked me to take your picture.All week I wished I could take more and take you kayaking. Let me know if I could do more.]]>

<![CDATA[Never before, have pictures spoken louder than words for me. ]]>

<![CDATA[So Wednesday night, i was having a cigarette outside Casa and this sketchy dude comes up the street with a large-ish, grey or silver bike-maybe it was a Rockhopper...? It was dark and I was kind of trashed, so I could be wrong about that detail. Anyways, the guy tries to sell it for $20 and this other guy bought it. According to the bartender, the guy who bought it was in the band who played that night. He had glasses and a little cut on his forehead. If I remember correctly,someone told me they were doing Turkish experimental music. I don't know what they were called, but maybe someone on staff at Casa could help you. So this is what I suggest you do:if you think it was your bike, find out what the band was that played Casa that night (Wednesday, November 19, and try to get some contact info for them. The guy who bought the bike was being a total douchebag to the bartender, so she might not mind helping you out. I can't speak for her, but if it was me, I would happily try and separate him his with new bad-karma bike). People who steal bikes piss me off. People who knowingly buy stolen bikes aren't much better. Good luck! ]]>

<![CDATA[I'm not sure if you gay or bi, or curious? You have orange hair and a great smile, everytime you smile at me and feel a connection! I think your really sweet and super hot in your uniform! I'll be seeing you around!]]>

<![CDATA[you're gone. christ i miss you. ]]>

<![CDATA[if you have a penis, contact us in Toronto wm4m]]>

<![CDATA[David...Where are you?I've been to Montreal.I'm coming again.I would like to have coffee with you and would love to know what the years have done for you.I miss you! D..]]>

<![CDATA[you were working on 2nd floor...you came up to me and liked what i was wearing...my shirt....friend interupted us...send me a note.]]>

<![CDATA[In a pretty shitty mall.]]>

<![CDATA[I just wanted to tell you that you are incredibly beautiful, intelligent and downright cool; you really brighten my day for those 3 hours every week. I suspect that you are with someone already, but if you're interested, let's grab coffee/drinks sometime - I'd love to keep in touch when the semester ends!]]>

<![CDATA[It was the 11:15 #13 from Brossard. I was wondering if we knew each other. We shared a smile, and you had a really pretty one :) I figure your a waitress at Hooters on Tash (your shirt). ]]>

<![CDATA[My friends and I saw a topless girl on st. laurent at des pins. her friend across the street was taking a picture. she ran away and some drunk dudes started after the pair. then some mcgill kids asked us if we were part of the scavenger hunt. i'm guessing that 'dignity' was not on the list of items...]]>

<![CDATA[where do you work? seriously.]]>

<![CDATA[You came to the store again tonight (I think you do every Thursday/Friday) You're always high and/or really giddy. I think it's hilarious. You always spend a ridiculous amount of money. And I'm pretty sure I blush a lot when you 'flirt' with me.]]>

<![CDATA[hey there cutie ;) i waved at you from my car this evening, maybe around 7:45 - you were heading west, and i east... on rene levesque... my girl and i giggled at my boldness, i blew you a kiss and then it was time to drive off! if ever you wanna exchange waves and air kisses (or real ones :P), drop me a line.............]]>

<![CDATA[I beleive you called - we talked about meeting for dinner - but i left my hotel early - i wanted to get in touch again ... ]]>

<![CDATA[You eventually sat next to me on the bench waiting for the train, then we were side by side riding from Square Victoria to Lionel Groulx. I barely looked at you but thought you were really cute! ]]>

<![CDATA[Every weekday I take the metro around 7:50-8-00am, some days I see you, most I don't. Hopefully one day we shall finally meet. ]]>

<![CDATA[Dude, the Eaton Centre is almost always full of hot girls sitting at the table by themselves. How about you just talk to one of them next time instead of kicking yourself when you get home for not doing it? It's not that difficult and life is about taking chances after all.]]>

<![CDATA[what post started all the why why why? oh and what's pining?]]>

<![CDATA[Hey R, You rock. After the cognac, you weren't shy, and you played a great tournament. Why did you run off after the game with only a quick bye? If I had time to react I would have offered to buy you another one some other day. - The other R. ]]>

<![CDATA[I bet someone I could get a random girl to give me head on the street. Gave her $100. Collected $200. Got a BJ. Life is good.]]>

<![CDATA[well i would be at an absolute loss for words if we have found each other here. i play guitar and we met in the winter and i guess what we had didn't last very long. but you took my breath away.]]>

<![CDATA[Seriously! Fuck!]]>

<![CDATA[Last night I was walking with a friend north on St. Laurent. She has short blond hair and is tall. I'm the short one with dark hair. We crossed paths on Prince Arthur and Sherbrooke, you were blond(ish) and carrying what looked like a hockey stick with an equipment bag. You sorta tripped, and then smiled a little sheepishly. It was cute. And so are you.]]>

<![CDATA[Come on. Let's go for a drink tonight. Promise no more emails.]]>

<![CDATA[Then you should make the first move and see what happens! Geez. -it's not rocket science, it's dating! fuck!]]>

<![CDATA[when she's alone and no one's watching. She probably cries her eyes dry. At least your sympathy is justified and anyone of her friends who let her do that should be ashamed. But if she did it for a lot of money or she lost a serious bet, well then I dunno. It seems to happen to people with big loud mouths. ]]>

<![CDATA[i know this is a long shot but my heart sort of stopped when i read this, not sure if its meant for me. tell me more. im not sure if you're him but he's a song writer and its been i'd say three years since i've seen him last.]]>

<![CDATA[Sounds like university first year students.]]>

<![CDATA[I was at the Portuguese restaurant Chez Doval on the Plateau (Montreal) and spotted this really hot guy working there. He’s tall, dark hair and dark eyes, with a gorgeous smile. He seems to be one of the co-owners. What’s his name? Is he available? ]]>

<![CDATA[You I think noticed me the moment you got on the metro yesterday around 6 ish at Berri , seems you are shy but we had the eye contact. Hopefully you read this! you are cute average height beautiful hair , eyes and lips! I was the cutie sitting in the corner lol]]>

<![CDATA[getting the screwed goose working for free, and writting missconnections under pretenses of "doing research" is only half as fun without you. do you feel the sparks? ]]>

<![CDATA[I like you. I think you like me. We message each other practically every day, yet nothing else comes of it. Is it because you're shy or something? I'm used to cocky, obnoxious guys who flirt with everyone and make the first move, I'm not used to this You may think I'm not interested, but I am. Just don't know how to read your mixed signals. ]]>

<![CDATA[I met you at Thursday’s bar on Crescent St (Montreal) with my friend on Wednesday night, Nov 19. Your name is Joe, you’re from New York and live in San Francisco. You were in town for business. Your favourite beer is Stella. I love the Habs! I’d like to keep in touch… ]]>

<![CDATA[well some people emailed me and asked me how i felt witnessing this completely bizarre event. Now i'm not a prude or anything, and if I were watching it on TV or some internet porn site, i probably would have found it really funny. But here it made me feel really really sad seeing as how this was just your average mcgill student that you see in your classroom everyday...I don't know exactly what was going on. I was just walking on my way to the grocery store, and i see a small group of crowd...a man standing and in front of her, a completely naked girl on her knees giving him head, on the side is a taxi with the lights on and the driver door open. This is usually a pretty busy street but this time around, i think i was one of the only people around.. As soon as i saw the event, the girl stopped got up, put on her coat, and started yelling at someone... her boyfriend or something.. the crowd that was already there was probably with her.. a really weird thing.. then i saw them walk up to the mcgill dorms.. i found this really really sad, she was really pretty, probably 18-19, and obviously a mcgill student... it's sad to see such naivete and stupidity... i can imagine her going back to class today.. and tonight be on the phone with her parents "hey hun how was your day, anything new?", "no dad, i just sucked some guy off in public last night, but otherwise nothing new"]]>

<![CDATA[To the girl with the Strawberry ice cream in the Bus #90 (Montreal to Brossard/Chevrier), yesterday Wednesday 19, around 6pm. Just to say you are soooooooooooo cute, and I would like to meet you, and invite you to another ice cream or a coffee. Have a great day.]]>

<![CDATA[But then again, so are you. I didn't need any more reason to be bitter and suspicious and obsessive, but you gave me plenty. I'm sure I'll get over all this eventually, but for now, as much as I fight it, it's still there. While I can't quite bring myself to hate you for what you've done, I certainly hate myself for what you've turned me into. :(]]>

<![CDATA[You are a cute lady, I have noticed you many times!I think you did too! I think you either work or live close to me (St.Paul). I think we will look cute taking a coffee together ƒº but hey what are the chances of you reading this!]]>

<![CDATA[Chances are, if they CAN'T be together, one or both of them is involved with someone else. Which means they shouldn't be pining, or posting on CL for that matter, anyway. People want their cake, and to eat it too.]]>

<![CDATA[you: wearing a pink ish red top me: tall dark and handsome you smiled at me, I reached for the security sencor with my wallet, and you reached for the green access button to let me in. I walked left, and you kept going right. sparks flew everywhere! ]]>

<![CDATA[Wed around 1pm. You: Dark, curly hair, beautiful smile. Me: Waiting for the elevator across from your reception. Red toque, green jacket. We smiled at eachother for a moment. Perhaps there could be more of those...]]>

<![CDATA[saw you from across the room, and thought to myself I should talk to you, and invite you to hang out and talk somewhere a little more private. Didn't have it in me, so we just made small talk, and ended our nights in seperate quarters. ]]>

<![CDATA[how am I supposed to forget you when you keep invading my dreams?]]>

<![CDATA[im going to the same show! apart from the fact that i know someone from crystal moustache, ill be going alone too. find me? ill be wearing a bright purple hoody, neurotically/embaressingly dancing slash doing the robott. ill be able to speak french too, provided im drunk enough.]]>

<![CDATA[I knew it! I thought many times to myself, how could I possibly look into her eyes and feel such a strong attraction, without her having similar feelings? But feelings can be misleading, and there are so many forms of love. Looking in your eyes gives me such an intense feeling, that it would be so easy to kiss you. But I admire you and respect you too much to hold onto that dream that I have. Because sometimes I sense that you are afraid, of exactly what I am not certain. Why can it never be? Are you involved with someone else? As for me I have been single for a few months now, by my own choice. Because, every time another woman shows interest in me, I find myself thinking about you, and that would not be fair to her. I am so very curious about you, more than I have ever been with anyone. I have waited so long, for the slightest sign, that you might feel the same, and just when I think I have your attention, I am confused all over again. So Woman with the most gorgeous smile and bright eyes , I am sending you a virtual kiss, soft but not platonic. You will always be in my thoughts, and I will always respect your wishes. If you ever change your mind, I will be waiting... If you just want to flirt with me via craigslist, I will respond Ps, Make time for yourself, you are working too hard. Yours Truly.. ]]>

<![CDATA[thats not always the right thing to do......sometimes people ACTUALLY CANT be together]]>

<![CDATA[Hey, you guys should totally just make out next time.]]>

<![CDATA[I second that]]>

<![CDATA[Il y a quelques semaines, j'ai eu le plaisir de parler à une jeune et jolie cinéaste. Ça fait maintenant au moins un mois qu'on ne se croise plus... ni dans la 194, ni au métro Radisson. Où es-tu? Malgré tout ce que je t'ai raconté sur moi, je pense à toi souvent et j'aimerais bien que nos chemins recommencent à se croiser. It would bring me happYness.]]>

<![CDATA[Easier said then done.]]>

<![CDATA[To that beautiful lady in bright green t-shirt seating on the 3rd row from the door beside. I think you always sit at either the first or the second desk but the same row. Yesterday, you sat beside a redhead, anyhow you're really awesome & make my class really enjoyable. I'm sitting by the windows almost everytime.]]>

<![CDATA[u guys r depressing...all those " we can never be because of him her it the cat...." stop it! right now! go after what you want ( unless there are children involved dont go there, they innocent.) everyone else goooooooo. get him . go get her. stop pinning away and do something.]]>

<![CDATA[Starving student has thing for her teacher. How cliche.]]>

<![CDATA[Alright, cool. good to know]]>

<![CDATA["P"? Dang, wrong econ buddy, sorry for getting your hopes up (and mine too).]]>

<![CDATA[You are in my heart.]]>

<![CDATA[Very cute. It's good to see someone with a little self-confidence on missed connections!]]>

<![CDATA[a butt naked girl on a cold november night on her knees sucking a man's dick while her friends watched, right beside them is a taxi with the driver open... corner of prince arthur/durocher no camera crew or anything... what the hell just happened?]]>

<![CDATA[dont aske me how i know u... i know you are not gay but you are MY FANTASY and i'd do anything you want and would donate for the honour even things that would never count as sex ANYTHING you want]]>

<![CDATA[So i was in my bathroom this morning and i started brushing my teeth in front of the sink and i looked up and there you were, just like every morning and evening. i stare at you, you stare at me, we both have tooth brushes in our mouths. you should know who you are, but i'll describe you anyway. Your likeness to mine is uncanny. Except the freckle thats on the left side of my face is on the right side of yours. we always seem to make eye contact at the exact same time, but we never say anything to each other. sometimes i start to hum a little diddy though to break the akward silence. i decided this morning after all these years to say "good morning" to you. well what a coincidence, because you simultaneously said "good morning". i could tell this scared you as much as it did me because we both looked at each other with shock and decided not to say anymore. might i say however.. when we both spit out our toothpaste, you have a fantastic smile ;) i look forward to seeing you tonight, you handsome devil you.]]>

<![CDATA[You were on the 5:20 train tonight, sitting across from me. You were reading Angels & Demons, and you're adorable :) Hit me back on the off chance you see this.]]>

<![CDATA[i don't know if you're even who i hope you are, regardless, you don't to want to give me a chance to make a move, even though you did before, are we just playing a game p]]>

<![CDATA[we made eye contact many times, more then 20 I guess, you were sitting in front of me, your eyes had some thing amazing about, I could not study until you were sitting in front, I am such a jerk to not talk to you, after you left, I ran out to look for you but it was too late, please if you see this, contact me, we can be good friends....thanks]]>

<![CDATA[don't know what to say, thought it was all a passing feeling but it's not,i look at you and i know you see it in my eyes, nothing can ever happen i know that,but it does not change the fact]]>

<![CDATA[you're one of the most beautuful girls i've even seen, and i don't even know your name]]>

<![CDATA[man, life's too short. you're young. you're in college. you'll never again be as hot as you are now. From here, you only get fatter/balder/wrinklier, so you gotta live in the moment. when you're in those situations, don't wait for them to magically blossom into everlasting love on the internet. just go up to the girl and say hi. ask her about what she's reading. make some lame excuse like "ummm you're in my POLI 347 class right? oh did i meet you at suzie's party... no? my bad...whatever" Who cares if she's not into it. sometime or another somebody will be right? we mcgill students have to collectively stand up, actualize, and start hitting on each other more. who's with me!?]]>

<![CDATA[This message is for the guy with the striped blue and green sweater, whose computer plug I accidentally pulled. This all happened this afternoon (wed. nov. 19). You had a super cute smile. I would love to see it again. Let's go out for a drink. ]]>

<![CDATA[I've been trying, but my patience is wearing thin. How am I supposed to get a missed connection? Any tips? What is this? In the last couple of days I've made that nice eye contact with at least eight girls, but never a missed connection to be found. What do these boys who get miss-connected have that I don't? I even left my routine and did homework in the larger library, did some in a coffee shop, both perfect situations to pick up a nice missed connection, but to my dismay, nothing. Maybe girls like regularity? Should I show that I am going places in life by doing homework regularly with regular hours at specific places? Should I start taking the bus and metro more? I can only speculate at the wonder and splendor of the truly romantic missed connection coffee date. Until then I remain yours, Future Missed Connection]]>

<![CDATA[ You were a tall guy with glasses and white shoes. You were in zed objects then you were in the dollar maison, looking for mittens I think. You were asking the clerk about a cafe to get coffee at/to study. If you're looking for someone to study with I know of a good place :)]]>

<![CDATA[Why are there so many stunning redheads in this city? Usually, that whole fare skin and freckles does not quite enchant me.. but gosh.. this city seems to be full of ridiculously good looking fiery women.. Need I mention that the majority of them meander around McGill campus.. am I the only one who feels this way?]]>

<![CDATA[michelle I'm doing this in hope that you might read this.life is teaching me that the universe is a strange place.I have known you for years.To think that 10 years ago I was having breakfast at your home with your husband and friends.I never thought of you like i do today.A little more than 2 weeks ago we sat beside each other at a social function and my life lately has not been the same.We have spent lots of time talking about lot's of things and i think we get along great.but of course life is complicated and your somewhat still involved with someone else.Your telling me that it will not be long before that's done with.I think about you all the time.I cannot remember the last time I felt so vibrant and alive.You honestly bring out the best in me and i hope i will do the same for you. So why am writhing all of this. Simple I hope that we will not be a missed connection but a Direct connection. from someone that wants to be part of your future]]>

<![CDATA[If you were a character in a post-modern novel you’d be called Ignatius J. Sexy, and said novel would be entitled An Empire of Attractiveness. (Empire because... you've colonised my subconscious.)]]>

<![CDATA[I was running late for work, but not rushing because I despise rushing. I got down to the platform, and saw you walking slowly, focused on something that wasn't in the metro. Red-heads generally kill me, so I gave a quick gander, and you were cute for sure. I sat down on one of the brick molded benches, and watched you, completely absorbed in whatever thoughts your brain was presenting, doing "one foot after the other" walking along the bricks that make up the ground. Suffice it to say, you looked really cute. I'm not single nor am I taken, but figured, who doesn't like a compliment ;D. Keep on walkin that line. ]]>

<![CDATA[I could swear that room never got that hot. Your friend was this fierce asian girl and she was helping you stretch. You and your friend were there for the first time. I made a comment about your rented mats, and aisa gave me stank-eye. Hard. I can't stop thinking about your yellow booty shorts. Lets sweat together again soon. ]]>

<![CDATA[You were sitting alone, next to me, in the cafeteria at the Eaton Centre today. You're the cutest thing. Send me message if you think I'm talking about you. Maybe we can eat together again tomorrow ;)]]>

<![CDATA[I gave you 2 a ride downtown on halloween night, you were both very sexy and in costume, I miss you, wnat to chat. the cute ambulance guy:) Josh.]]>

<![CDATA[Regretting not saying hi to you. Saw you on the 6:20 train back to west island. You have a beautiful smile and I couldn't help but notice. Would love to hear from you.]]>

<![CDATA[ To the girl on the 535 Parc\CDN r-bus this morning... You got on after Van Horne around 9.00 and got off at Milton; you were in the back of the bus standing until after mount-royal when you sat. A Green jacket with white trim, and brown shoes; redish-blonde hair, wonderful blue eyes... carrying black ice-skates and a black sirus radio\direction-vert shoulder bag... I was the guy sitting infront of where you were standing, with the yellow-and-white scarf. You were beautiful! I wish I hadn't been so shy to say hello! ]]>

<![CDATA[I wonder--were you at the concert alone? Had I thought to wonder at the time, I would have offered you my gloves while we were listening to the super-cool sidewalk band, and I would have insisted you come along for a drink. Thank you for talking and joking and generally improving an otherwise somewhat lacklustre evening. Drop me a note--I think you were super-cool yourself!]]>

<![CDATA[She was the cashier with a beautiful scorpion tattoo on the back of her neck.I told her how beautiful it was,but,I forgot to tell her how sexy,and beautiful she was.]]>

<![CDATA[You are simply amazing, your smile.. your walk.. it simply takes my breath away. I know you are happily married, but lately you seem sad and depressed. Let me take you away and show you the world. You deserve at least that much!]]>

<![CDATA[for all you pervs take a look at my window now bitches]]>

<![CDATA[If I should stay I would only be in your way so I'll go but I know I'll think of you every step of the way And I will always love you will always love you You my darling you bitter sweet memories That is all I am taking with me so --------------------------------------------------------------- Good-bye please don't cry we both know I'm not what you you need --------------------------------------------------------------- And I will always love you will always love you I hope life treats you kind and I hope you have all you dreamed of And I wish you joy and happiness but above all of this I wish you love and I will always love you Will always love you I will always love you]]>

<![CDATA[Sorry if things got weird...my crush on you was just so intense. I still think of you often and wish you would call me.]]>

<![CDATA[Gotta love all the oh-so-'sneaky' morons in relationships who try to cheat via Craigslist. As if you can keep ANYTHING a secret on the internet these days....hahaha....asshat.]]>

<![CDATA[Are you majoring in Human Relations at Concordia? Reply if you are. Thanks.]]>

<![CDATA[No, you just need to make a move already! It'd be nice to see you more off of campus.]]>

<![CDATA[Looking for a girl who works on the main floor of the st Caths HMV dwntwn, shes gorgeous, tall with dark hair. She sometimes works at the video games counter... If anyone knows her, tell her i think she has one of the nicest personalities and smile ive ever seen. And easy on the eyes too. ]]>

<![CDATA[I have for you 29 books. All erotic lesbians stories. All used, but in good shape. ]]>

<![CDATA[I read every one of these, every day, and about every five days someone thinks that posting an IntentionallyVagueFakeMissedConnectionLOLOLOLOL!!!!! like yours is something no one has ever thought of before. Then someone else thinks it's equally funny to respond as if everything made perfect sense. Not to say that I don't see essentially identical posts every day, but being just plain boring is more tolerable than being boring and thinking you're funny.]]>

<![CDATA["and a nose OoOHHh So perfectly placed in the middle of your nose." Next time you want to try and fail at being funny, at least do it with logical correctness. ]]>

<![CDATA[I think I know who you are... I'm sure you noticed me aswell, you were also clothed. Had hair on ur head, and a nose OoOHHh So perfectly placed in the middle of your nose. You're eyes were precisely placed on ur face, and your rose lips were to die for. lmfao..god I love reading this shit.]]>