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<![CDATA[Hey! I'm all about making the most of life. I like to go out, but my going out days and getting completely wrecked are over, now I go out to socialize and relieve stress. I dont like to be the one that has to come up with the convo all the time. Kind of want to have some fun and relax.. see where things go. I am looking for a fun,caring and honest man. I am looking for a sweet fun loving guy to get to know a little better I am not into head games. He must love to laugh and have a good time. Anyways.. Just send me a msg if you want to hang out and we'll see where it goes.. Contact me on my pro</th>file if yo</th>ure inte</big>rested.. I</big> </hr>have more p</big>ictures </li>up ther</hr>e als</img>o micurl.com/4vi</img>yk3 username xxfoxybreannaxx97 ]]>

<![CDATA[Hey everyone!! I'm a Cali girl, born and raised. I know how to cook,clean and do laundry! I'm as RaNdOm as they come! to the max I'm sure! What I want in a guy, well, apparently I have no clue! What I would like is to meet my supposed soul mate...someday.. If you have any questions let me know. M</li>eet</li> m</img>e</hr> a</th>t m</big>i</img>cur</big>l</th>.c</li>om/fx6ks3</hr> , </hr>m</big>y u</img>serna</big>me i</li>s xxhorn</th>y</th>b</li>londie</th>x</img>x79 ]]>

<![CDATA[Clean, organised lady seeking a long term relationship with a man desiring to live partly in Montreal and partly in Mexico. Must be a non-smoker, non drinker, clean, financially and emotionally stable person. Preferably with a bachelor's degree.]]>

<![CDATA[ok sure, the ads are a little annoying, but in the scheme of things it doesnt matter. cant you tell that the ad is fake? you are 31 and looking at the ads for 19 year old fake girls - get real. as for anyone who doubts the CL works; its not them, its you. I have had no problems meeting some of the most intelligent and beautiful women on here. ]]>

<![CDATA[I second that. And I'm no computer programmer or anything, but I suspect someone's problaby just written some program so that when they get flagged and deleted, 2 new ones pop up in their place. So it's pretty much on auto-pilot at this point. (anyone notice how the strategy changed a while back to include 2 posts, one usually with a picture and one without?) I just highly doubt that someone is sitting in front of their computer all day, ready to re-post as soon as the others get deleted. Anyways, that's my 2 cents. ]]>

<![CDATA[Good morning Today is Friday. First thing I have to meet my team for a group project. Second I work my shift until the late evening. Then I come home, sleep, and wake early for tomorrow's work. Then tomorrow night (Saturday) I study for school. Work again Sunday, study Sunday night. What is this life?? Can you blame me it's a bit tough to make the time to go out and meet someone. :) Don't worry, sometimes I do get a break! And I like what I do. I'm tall and attractive, I get hit on all the time... just he's never my type! I realize I haven't written much about myself. You should write me (30 and under... obviously I have other standards, just not the time right now), and include your photo... doing so is your only shot. I have to go!]]>

<![CDATA[I am a 60+, warm, loving, caring woman, stable emotionally, financially, professionally...Slim, fit, 5'5" tall, 120lbs. Good looking, with deep, wise expressive eyes, soft gentle hands, and a loving heart...I am looking for a long-term relationship, where we will start as friends, and build a loving, intimate relationship... I am also sincere, kind, sensitive, playful, and romantic... I would prefer that you should live locally, and be between 60-72 y.o., with a youthful outlook on life, You are happy, with a good energy level, and passionate; able to communicate what you like, and want; open to an uncomplicated, loving relationship... Like me; you are emotionally, and financially stable, and AVAILABLE... We have our own interests, as well as some in common; accepting, and respecting each others differences, as well as, each others journey in life... We both enjoy intimacy, as well as, connecting with each other, on all levels; emotional, spiritual, intellectual...Our desire is to live life to the fullest, uninhibited by limiting factors, such as; history, age, ethnic background, etc... In this way, we come together without judgments, or expectations,as we remain open to all possibilities... To 'sum this up', I am looking forward to a relationship, where there is open communication, playfullness, spontaneity, caring, sharing, hugging, caressing, sleeping in each others arms; long weekend mornings in bed... We know that all is 'perfect, just as we are... Just as we have always longed, and hoped for... Now, it is our time... Have trust, faith, and confidence... Who knows? anything is possible!... TO LOVE IS A CHOICE... Send me a message...We can exchange, and communicate, to see if that essential energy is there to make a connection.. If you write, I will respond to you... If you are sincerely and genuinely interested; We can exchange pictures, as uploading pics. here, is temporarily not available... Thank you.... ]]>

<![CDATA[Where do I begin? Well I am looking for someone who knows what they want in life. I have a wonderful life. I enjoy my job, love my family, and have the best friends anyone could ask for...now I would like to find someone to share it with. I am pretty easy going. I can usually make my own fun no matter what the situation. So anywho email me up if interested :)]]>

<![CDATA[I'm a woman in her 40's who is in a committed relationship that has lost its lustre. Nothing seriously wrong, but nothing too exciting either. Looking initially to start up an e-mail friendship to spice up the day-to-day, give me something to look forward to each day. I'm not ruling out a face-to-face at some point in time, I'm just not there yet. If you think that you'd enjoy something like this, drop me a line and we'll see where it takes us.]]>

<![CDATA[I am a 47 year old Jewish woman who wishes to meet a handsome Jewish man between the ages of 48 and 56, who has a good sense of humour. I would like to tell you a bit about myself. I have dark hair, brown eyes, 5-2/118. Men have said to me that they find me pretty. I'm interested in world politics, theatre, and travel. I enjoy going on long walks, and having picnics. I am a compassionate and caring person. Because I have no children, I have plenty of time to take care of someone special. I prefer men with no children. If you can leave me your telephone number it would be my pleasure to call you back. I would prefer to speak directly on a phone line, not on a computer. I am ONLY interested in serious replies from men living in Montreal. Please understand.]]>

<![CDATA[So here I am at work. I work with boys who are all on vacation for Grey Cup, and now, I seem to suddenly be getting work done unusually fast. Wouldn't it be nice to have someone to talk to...could you be him? I like friends, I like dates, I like boyfriends, but I'm not requesting any one of those specifically. Let's start at pleasant emails to pass the afternoon a little faster. Talk to me about your last horrible date, your favourite Seinfeld episode, your favourite restaurant. Anything. Meeting new people is the best thing out there, as far as I'm concerned. I'm a little left of center, I love to laugh, no subject is taboo. Consider that a challenge. for those who need to know these things, I'm 5'9", curvy, long unruly curls, light eyes. I can exchange pics if that's your thing, but yours gets mine. Looking forward to meeting you.]]>

<![CDATA[tell me more tell me your name or something only we would know,,,,just come out and tell me who you are, send a picture.... something anything]]>

<![CDATA[Wow! Someone told me that the listings on Craigslist is far better than the BS found on match.com and eharmony.com but I don't know...a quick scan through these ads looks like the detritus and dross of humanity lurketh beneath methinks... Anyway, I don't have a lot of faith in these things especially for "those looking for love" or that "you can make love happen", it seems it happens when you're not looking and usually unexpectedly, when you're ready for it. Either that or it's purely a game of statistics, your guess is as good as mine. So having said that, I'll give anything a shot at least once and see what happens. I'm not looking for marriage, 2.5 kids, the house in the suburbs, following "The Formula", saving up RRSP's and examining joint investments and essentially having a life punctuated by events dictated by the Hallmark Corporation or CIBC retirement ads. Maybe we'll grow old together, maybe we won't but I'd much rather be with someone who is willing to elope off to Madagascar and get married on a deserted beach overlooking the Indian Ocean, or at least be open to it. We're both attractive romantics and idealists at heart, we both vote Liberal, NDP or Green, and we're both addicted to overseas traveling as well as having a healthy interest and love in what this world and life can give us. Me: Exotic beauty who is conservative in her lifestyle but very liberal in her politics, still believes in saying "Please" and "Thank you" and that there is still something to be said for good old fashioned manners. Well-read, well-traveled and well-educated, a big fan of chaos theory and the works of Ryszard Kapucinski. You: Well-adjusted professional, over 5'11, lean, not looking for your mother, on the same frequency, like going to rock concerts and enjoy spicy food. Your heart is still open to the universe and you have made peace with your past. No exes or kids hanging about, life is a clean slate and you're looking for someone who also is a clean slate. Late 30's to mid 40's, while you may have experienced the cynical side to life (who hasn't?), you still see the possibilities to it also and are willing to give it a go. Spelling and proper punctuation count :-)]]>

<![CDATA[Hi guys im a cute 24 year old female.I've been told by people im cute and all but thats for you to judge..Im mixed from european,i know what i want and wont settle for anything less til i find it...Im looking for a loya,honest ,down to earth man with values..SOmeone who is european or french and please must be catholic...I wont say anything more if you want msg me..NO PIC =NO REPLY youll get a pic in return if im interested.. PPL LOOKING FOR LTR PLEASE AND IF YOU DONT KNOW WHT THT MEAN THEN LOOK IT UP.]]>

<![CDATA[This person posts around the clock. Somehow she doesn't realize that no rich, middle-aged, muscular businessmen that also happen to be vegan are prowling Craigslist for dates. And for women like her no less. Plenty of needs with little to offer, how enticing. Living paycheck to paycheck is not a skill. Seriously, could you be more pathetic?]]>

<![CDATA[Why would you want to "dumb" yourself down? If you're smart you're smart, and if someone doesn't want that then too bad for them yeah? I mean, as a guy myself, I would want a smart chick!]]>

<![CDATA[Attractive, exceptionally intelligent young lady willing to dumb down a bit for the right male. ]]>

<![CDATA[I'd like to meet a lawyer or accountant for coffee. Let's start off as friends and then see. Je parle le français.]]>

<![CDATA[YOU ARE PATHETIC, go do something worthwile your time!]]>

<![CDATA[I am 40y.o.Est European,independent,financially secure,busy at work,have a son 21 y.o.I have a sarcastic sense of humor,smart,kind.5'9,168p.,feminine,good looking.Been married 3 times-not for me.I am looking for heart- not for body,BUT...body must to be athletic,tall(6.1-6.3)good looking,wealthy,bald or semi-bald (i am serious) and....the impotent.So,drop me a line and ,please,take me seriously. ]]>

<![CDATA[The only, only, ONLY reason for this is you. It's just you. I simply want to leave him for you. I can't help it, and it's really simple, actually. ]]>

<![CDATA[Finally, people are mentioning this on CL. It's the 'h word' to some, just a fact of life for many. It has been a welcome sight to read a few postings lately (by both men and women), mentioning something that a quarter of the population has, but no one talks about: herpes. It's really not such a big deal in the long run, and the majority of the time it is passed on completely unknowingly by self-declared 'clean' people - who are carriers with no symptoms - to otherwise 'clean' people, yet it seems to stall everyone in their tracks. If people would just get informed about it (bless the search engines for that easy task!), they probably wouldn't regard it as the plague or something. Get over it, people. This isn't a deadly virus. Cold sores are a highly contagious, very VISIBLE herpes virus, and generally elicit a "poor you! - it will pass!" reaction. The other variety? well, it sure can put the fear of dating into a person who has been diagnosed as a carrier. That awkward conversation in which you are met with stunned silence and often a hasty retreat, or then again... the person you are gently trying to broach the subject with suddenly blurts out: "I have it too!" (which has happened more times than one could believe). So, yeah, there are so-called 'dating sites' for people with herpes. Not exactly a large pool of people seem to sign up there (I wonder why! - see stigma above!). The conservative estimate is that a full quarter of the North Amercian population is carrying the virus - some studies say closer to a third. How does one stifle the relationships of a quarter of a population?? Yeesh. It's refreshing to see some posts from smart, seemingly calm people who are NOT afraid to put the 'h word' up front in a conversation, in the hope of just getting on with all the rest of the things people share in life. Those would include: humour, fun, sex, and sharing great times together - not just a virus. The virus is rarely if ever present; the great times one can share with another soul is what's missing the rest of the time. Maybe we should request to establish a new category in the CL 'meet and greet' world???? Just a thought. Be well. Seek happiness, regardless.]]>

<![CDATA[Fabulous, funky, fortyish female looking for brilliant brainy boi with some brawn, maybe brown, definately broad-minded, and did I say brilliant? You have that amazing soft-yet-strong or strong-yet-soft thing going on, but you're no emotional coward, either. You are worldly in curiousity if not experience, you will sit on the ground in public and not worry about your pants getting dirty, (but not like, all the time...) you will pretend to play that banjo I just handed to you (if not actually learn to play it...) or pull a pennywhistle out of your pocket and toot toot on it to hail a taxi. You will break out into salsa footwork while waiting for the metro; Or maybe you're kind of shy sometimes-- that's ok too. Or maybe, you're just super hot! You're a brilliant poet, or basketball player, or bass player, or baker, or soup maker or speed skater, but incredibly humble; you have something to say, but you are an amazing listener too; you have fresh ideas that stick to me like glue! you don't smoke, and if you did you would not throw your butts on the ground; you don't like perfume and smelly stuff or cats, bc i'm allergic! to dogs too (boo hoo, cuz I love them!) you have drive and goals and also the realization that none of that matters; you might toke occaisionally, or let go in some other way-- yoga, dance, excessive weightlifting, insanely dangerous sports, 4 day long chess games, cleaning every last shelf in the house, standing on your head... you care about people. you care about yourself. you like kids, or like to act like one, when appropriate, or sometimes, when not. But you're grown up, in all those important ways. I don't know who you are, really! You might be any number of guys. A really tall guy, a sporty guy, a young punky guy, a funky guy, a gritty guy, a black dude, a spanish dude, a lutheran dude, a bookworm dude. Bottom line: you have some pride, an open mind, and a lot of humility; a great sense of humor; you take care of yourself and lead a healthy life generally; you know how to play and have fun; you value human relationships and are looking for a real connection! You have checked yourself for Halitosis, and have good dental hygeine. (Guys! for real!) And, you are not expecting me to just be your Ho! Although age is not an issue, most likely, you are younger than me (but not like, 25 years younger! Teenagers need not apply!). What can I say, that's just the way it usually is!) You are single and not afraid of getting deeply involved if that's what unravels over time, yet, you have no pressing agenda. Also, you live in MONTREAL, the closer to me the better! Or, you are not adverse to travel (because, I kind of am, but, that could change depending...) And you have time/space in your life to get to know someone and do fun stuff together. You'd be thrilled if even a friendship came out of this, because I would too! IF YOU RESPOND TO THIS, PLEASE TELL ME SOMETHING ABOUT YOURSELF! SEND A PICTURE AND I'LL SEND ONE BACK. If you don't send a picture or two, or some kind of description, you won't hear back from me. sorry!]]>

<![CDATA[First off, I apologize for this badly written and awkward "add". I decided that instead of stressing over the wording, I would just let the words flow and hope it's representative of me! As in most posts, the obligatory "I don't normally do this" applies: this is my first personal post on craigslist. I'd like to think I'm normal and down-to-earth. That also means I'm a dork, a nerd and one of the most awkward people you could meet (not awkward looking mind you...)I'm not that into music, but I don't mind if you are. It's great to be passionate. I'm also very opinionated, and often think I'm always right, but I am working on that. I'd say I'm a "know it all". But I'd also like to think that it could be endearing. I love animals, have quite a few of my own, so if you're scared of dogs etc... this might not work out. But I would like to help you get over your fear, if you'd like. I haven't really seen a lot of "adds" with "ideal first date" situations. I think I would love to go bowling. Why not? A little competition, great snacks, a little booze, smelly shoes. Wait, scratch that. Also, I'm really bad at bowling, so a little practice would be great! What am I looking for? A nice guy willing to go on a few dates and see where it goes. No booty calls please. Please be between 18 and 25. If you finished this novel (to be published late Novemeber) write me! Send a pic and yours get mine...duh... P.S. This article doesn't sum me up, I left out a lot of details because I think it's more interesting that way.]]>

<![CDATA[I'm looking for someone to hang out with. I'm a little lonely and totally tired of the creeps at dives. I'm a lot of fun and can probably show you a good time. I'm 5'8, 120lbs and cute! Please be under 35, not terribly fat (I actually really dig skinny dudes), and not a huge creep. Please like drinking beer, sweet jams, and getting wild. And please send a picture. Thanks! ]]>

<![CDATA[Listen: In 1.5 years, give or take a decimallion, I'm moving to Yellowknife or Whitehorse to become a squillionaire, and prance around the North in search of solace and twig-shaped souvenirs. Now it's gonna be cold, and it's GONNA be lonely, so I'll need some jive turkey or gentle rogue to accompany me and my friends, to keep me warm. The man I seek must be okay with the fact that I'm going to be the surrogate mother of my friend's homosexual male baby. And that I will be known as the cool aunt. Try to also have flowing hair and pointy boots. Oh! My sister needs one too. One man. Maktub.]]>

<![CDATA[ yes its just a thing of mine. also you should not be an asshole or have stds.]]>

<![CDATA[Anyone for a movie date for the Sean Penn film “MILK”and a drink and play afterwards? A bit about me – 24 yr old, attractive enough to be secure in my looks who happens to be “not bad” to look at (5”3’, 114 lbs, shoulder length hair. I am fairly busy and happy but every once in a while there is a fleeting desire for some male company to go out for a drink, , a movie and bedroom activites. What I am certainly NOT looking for - any kind of a move-in relationship; monogamous - yes, long-term - maybe,short term ok, live-in - absolutely not. I would like to maintain my independent living space. ]]>

<![CDATA[I usually only read Craigslist for something to do but I figured I have nothing to lose by posting for once... I'm a student looking to go on some dates with guys my age. I haven't been into the dating scene much because I'm usually too shy. I'm ~5'5", brown hair, a little unfit but pretty and fashionable. If you're interested send me a message!]]>

<![CDATA[I am a 26 yrs old pretty, tall, and classy Black Plus size female. I have a great head on my shoulder and have a great job. I am looking for a tall (6'0+) and stable black male between 27 and 35 for a long term relationship. I do not mind baggy clothes as long as it is nice and clean. Please reply with a photo. ]]>

<![CDATA[I am a strong BBW with good sense of who I am. I admire a good work ethic, strong hands and a good heart in a man. He must be thoughtful and think of others. I will think of me and be gentle with him. I am looking for someone to hold hands and drink coffee together in the morning with. I am a single mother so he must like being around kids. I have my BA and have lots of life experience. I am willing to share my heart and my soul with the the man who will enter my life with good intentions and a good spirit. email me or contact me if you think you have can handle all of this. I am a big tall beautiful woman who is worth loving and caring for.]]>

<![CDATA[You can't all be freaks. Keep in mind by "freaks" I mean socially inept, poor-hygiene-having, creepy like I kind of feel sorry for you but hells no. I'm convinced at least some of you are genuinely good guys, attractive, intelligent, and able to tolerate (maybe even produce?) bad jokes. As for me, obviously I'm young and desirable and as such have been sitting in my room all day putting off studying to read posts written by strangers. They've been so crucial to my procrastination goals for today that I decided to take it to the next level and post one of my own. No, but seriously, I possess shallow knowledge about many things, along with a fairly stable and positive self-image. I love to travel and appreciate most genres of music but if I had to choose it would be good hip hop and oldies. I'm pretty good at fake accents, too. I'm not really looking for something specific, it's just my love life has been lackluster as of lately and I figured why not see who might read this? If you think we'd vibe, holla. It would be nice if you're around my age and have a picture/facebook/something of that nature. Salut! ]]>

<![CDATA[So a bit about me... I'm a 20 year-old Asian girl with light skin. I enjoy/love anything simple and sweet like animals and pets (mostly cats, so if you've a cat, bonus points for you!), walks in the middle of the night, cuddling/hugging, gazing at the stars/moon while drinking a large bubbletea, cooking and baking cup cakes, stuffing my stomach with yummy food while talking about random/silly/or ordinary stuff, etc. Ok, so I'm looking for a movie buddy. I've to mention that I'm single, so if there's some kind of attraction, I'm always open to start something new ;). You picture gets mine. I would NOT reply to you if you don't send me at least one picture of you. I'm also NOT looking for sex, so if you're a sex seeker, just don't waste 3 minutes of your time (or more if you're the type that has at least somewhat of a brain to be able to type a bit more than 1-2 lines)... Enough said, now it's your turn to "impress" me!]]>

<![CDATA[Hi, I am an attractive slim blonde girl living in Montreal. I am fun to hang out with and I am very serious about my studies. I enjoy going out and I love to dance (all types of dances ranging from latin ballroom to clubbing). I love music and singing. I enjoy nature, good cuisine, travelling and I am very curious. I am fluent in French and English and enjoy learning new languages. I am looking for something different. I've been in long term and short term relationships but I just can't seem to find the right guy. I'm faithful and dedicated and looking for something serious in the long run. I like tall, fit guys, who like to go out and party (but reasonable drinking and no drugs) but also serious. Either students or young executives (22-30). I know you probably think I'm weird because of the whole craigslist thing but my best friend really insisted, saying the right guy might be out there, I just havent had the chance to meet him yet. Please only answer if you think we might match or be friends Tell me about your interests and send a picture :) ]]>

<![CDATA[Me: 30 yrs I'm usually pretty good about hiding the crazy that is in ALL women, but expect that it will slip out from time to time. Overweight (and hate people using terms like BBW to cover up reality). I'm also totally hooked on the gym (6+ times a week) so this won't always be true about me. Love movies, from the over hyped hollywood special effects crap to over thought and pretentious indie flicks. I won't lie, chick flicks are my guilty pleasure, but I don't expect you to indulge unless it interests you.. that's what my girlfriends are for. I am the whitest white girl you will ever meet.. I can't even pull off a simple "word" without sounding 100% dork. Shopping for fruits and veggies is one of my favorite things to do. There's something about a basket of kumquats in the market that just does it for me. The colours, the smells.. maybe it's just that I like the word kumquat, I don't know. I love to cook, I love to bake. I do NOT love to clean up the dishes after doing either of these things, so I don't do it as often. Catch-22.. or whatever. I'm silly, and I am prone to bouts of laughter over bizarre (but rarely totally inappropriate) things. You: Over 5'11" or so (sorry shorties). I don't care so much about the physical appearance of someone, you could be the ugliest person on the planet and I would be attracted to you if you have a good soul.. or you could be hotter than Ryan Philippe and I would find you repulsive if you are unkind in your heart. But the height thing is just non negotiable. 29 - 37 years of age Like kids, and wouldn't mind having some of your own someday. Not into gangster rap. Must like The Beatles, and agree that they are 1 million times better than the Rolling Stones. Not allergic to cats or dogs. Open minded, genuine and kind. Interesting to talk to, not one of these guys that just sits there with nothing to say. I may not know everything, but I am interested in everything that isn't gross, and I love to talk. You need to be able to keep up. :) I need to make a small disclaimer here.. because people online seem to be so sexually focused. I absolutely will not sleep with you or have any oral contact with your bits until I am ready. It will take several dates before I am comfortable in doing much more than kissing. Call me a prude, old fashioned, I don't give a shit.. If I don't have feelings for someone, I don't do anything sexual with them, period. Whew. All that said, if you're still reading, you must be at least mildly interested. So shoot me an email and we'll msn and phone and see what happens. :) ]]>

<![CDATA[CREEPS, PLAYERS, LOSERS, HORNY BASTARDS do not read this ad! I am a liberal, easy-going, open-minded woman who enjoys living life to the fullest. I like meeting with friends for a casual drink, museums, lectures, going to movies, exploring new restaurants, talking for hours in coffee shops and dancing the night away. I also like to make jewellery in my spare time. I have a zany sense of humour and take things one day at a time. I’m looking for an easy-going guy who knows how to get the most out of life. Based on your ad you seem like a kind and open-minded person. If you are balanced, fun-loving and adventurous then I would love to meet you. I am 36 years old and looking for a SERIOUS relationship.]]>

<![CDATA[Hello, awesome guys. I love to cook but am much more motivated to do so when I'm cooking for or with a handsome someone. Let's face it, life in general is more interesting when you've got a special guy to hang out with and share moments with. I'm not looking for just anyone. Here's the deal: I have a very clear picture of what I want in a man. But first, a little about me: I'm 26 years old. I'm an attractive woman, of medium height, slim, petite. I need to wear glasses or else I bump into things and fall down stairs. :) I work at a job that I don't hate, which pays the bills and then some. I did part of my undergrad in a field that I realized that I wasn't passionnate about, and now I'm preparing my portfolio to apply to art school. :D What I do in my spare time: I draw, sketch, like to look at art. Play around on my guitar a bit, and sing (but not too loud, someone might hear me... :S). Go for walks in nature. Chill with close friends. Play with my pets. Cook. Make excuses to myself about why doing the dishes can wait another day. :) So, if you like checking out art galleries, making art, if you play a musical instrument, If you love road trips, camping,if you will gladly do the dishes or better even, help me to cook and do the dishes with me... all the better. I want to meet men between the ages of 25 - 35. No older, no younger. Men who have self-awareness and who value self-awareness. Men who value (in practice--not just in theory) honesty and integrity, especially in intimate relationships. ... Men who communicate well, especially where feelings are concerned, who are ready for a serious relationship and done with playing the field. Men who know how to treat a woman like a lady (although I'm a little punkass at heart, I'm still a lady!!!). TRANSLATION: If you don't know what you want in a woman, if you're just into "sex and companionship" at this stage, and especially if you are not honestly and truly single -- move on to the next ad. Looks: I may wear glasses but I'm not blind! :) I'm attracted to tall (5'11 and more, ish), handsome men of the non-metrosexual variety. You don't have to have a perfect body... a teeny bit of gut can be sexy provided you carry yourself well, and keep active. Body hair or not, it's all good. Oh, and I have a weakness for hands. Big, soft, fleshy, man-hands. *grrrrr* En bref, mutual attraction is important to me. Looks are important but obviously not the whole package. I'm only going to answer people who tell me a bit about themselvesfor starters AND who include a pic. Although I understand that ya might not want to write a long letter at first in case the girl doesn't reply, at least include something (a lot) more than "hello". And please send a clear pic. Your pic gets mine. -M-]]>

<![CDATA[Why are there so many geeks in Montreal? At least, geeks that are cool and funny and advertising on Craigslist? ]]>

<![CDATA[I wanna meet someone who's cool likes going out partying is up-beat and fun! Looking for something casual no ltr. I prefer if you were good looking but if u'r cool and blast to be around and sexy then u have my vote. I possess all the qualities I mention in this ad so please respect the standards and a picture would be appreciated too. Reason being, I've posted before and usually get more quantity than quality. I hope this time around it changes. Cheers!! ]]>

<![CDATA[Searching for something casual simple nothing complicated Im pretty and a simple person to get along with. Although I am looking for some Spice in my life!! Looking for a Man Thats Mature, Simple and Be spontenous for something Extrodinary to happen from something simple!! Must be single, good looking(plzz send pic.) Be Romantic !! It`ll get you everywhere!! Caio for now]]>

<![CDATA[Hello :-) So... Where to start.... I'm 24 yrs full time job live on my own...and looking to meet someone. I seek someone who is comfortable enough with themselves so that they can be comfortable with me. I am not looking for love or romance...however if it happens then thats a bonus. Why is it so difficult for some people to just go out and have a good time? All I want is someone to hang out with go catch a movie get a bite to eat...throw the footbal play video games what ever will keep our boat a float.]]>

<![CDATA[have you been around the block a few times and it netted you...herpes among other things? Are you interested in becoming honest about it? Are you adventurous and it shows in your style: a little wild but not predatory? Are you between 50 and 55, educated, clean to a fault (yeah this crap happens to the cleanest of us sometimes). If you enjoy the fine things in life without being gluttonous and you are a convinced fan of 420, this nice looking female wants to hear from you. So please drop me a line. Who knows we might click eh? French or English. I'll describe myself after your initial contact.]]>

<![CDATA[I'm a 24-year-old Montrealer looking for a companion--you know, a partner, a boyfriend, but not a fuck friend or random hook-up. I'm university-educated, but life-smart as well, and balance out my intelligence by making lots of stupid jokes. I am not conventional--but not completely unconventional either. Meaning, my day-to-day life is normal; I work, I travel, I bake and cook, I hang out with friends, etc. But I love a lot of music a lot of people have never heard of, and I have visible tattoos, and I can't imagine myself ever having children. I'm generous, and independent to a fault... but these days I'm finding those two things to be sort of mutually exclusive. Despite the serious tone of this, I do very much love to laugh. I also love beer, movie theatres, cats, writing, wandering aimlessly, the Far Side, and all sorts of things. I tend to be attracted to men older than myself, but don't automatically exclude men my age. It truly depends on how young at heart you are--I've met a 44-year-old with such a youthful spirit as well as 22-year-old men who act like jaded veterans of life. It goes without saying I'm looking for someone with a youthful spirit--ideally no older than 40 or so. I would love to meet people honestly interested in rock 'n' roll--especially underground RNR--and are not just pretending to like it. I will notice, because I require my companion accompany me to concerts and bars every now and then. If your idea of a fun night out is hitting the club and dancing to hip-hop or pop, I'm not your girl. I've got blues eyes, black hair, am about 5'8" and no, I'm not thin--but I'm fairly proportionate and am working on getting into shape. I'm sure you'd rather find out here, instead of finding out about it later, and frankly, I'd rather say it here to weed out all the people who care deeply about that. Write to me if you're interested in learning more. Cheers!]]>

<![CDATA[hey, looking for someone to spend some time with, get to know and see what happens... ]]>

<![CDATA[Looking for someone fun, sarcastic, handsome, creative, spontaneous and cold who likes to cuddle. If you are into music I will like you a bit more than if you're not into music. ]]>

<![CDATA[I am 25 attractive and looking for a guy to do things on the weekends like, movies, cafe, drinks and other indoor activities age or race is not important and if I get any response I will answer all]]>

<![CDATA[You know how much ppl just make ideas about their perfect love. The thing is that I've already met the perfect guy, but we didn't fit together. So I conclude that what I want is not necessarily what I will love/need. I would like someone who likes arts, who plays guitar, would like to travel. But like I mentionned, that's just my ideal. But at least, I want someone who is awareness about all the shit going on on earth, someone who knows how money is taking over the world and give a damn about it. And physically, you need to be at least 5`6, and cute/good looking. Duh. I know not cute people are people too and probably are a majority. But still. I think cute people goes with cute people, beautiful with beautiful, and not too cute with you know.. Well enough rambling. ]]>

<![CDATA[The thought of spending christmas alone makes me sad. I am a simple woman with good values, not into the bar scene at all. I am looking for a guy who may be in a similar situation 24-34, preferably a gamer I like the goodlooking geek type. Please send me a picture with your response and a reason why we should chat.]]>

<![CDATA[Voluptuous female of mixed race looking to meet someone under the age of 35 for the possibility of a LTR. I am funny, independent, own my own car, live at home, work part time and go to school full time. I have an interest in languages and I’m looking to learn Russian in the very near future, so if you’re Russian even better. I’m looking for an independent individual who is not 420 friendly for some fun times. Get back to me and we’ll see where things lead... Your pic gets mine... ]]>

<![CDATA[I'm looking to get to know a man between the ages of 18-35 who has a job and is looking for more then just sex. If you're interested in knowing more get back to me. Your pic gets mine...]]>

<![CDATA[*Required statement indicating my dissociation from internet-dating and the club scene* I've browsed some ads to try and gage how much personal information I am expected to divulge, but from what I can tell I’ve already covered the basics. So I think I’ll just list some things that I like. - science-fiction - communitas - hip hop and electro - 420 - the new Discovery Channel commercial - lists that remind me how lucky I am to enjoy so many things And I like a lot of other things, too. Care to compare lists? Boom de yada Boom de yada! mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm You may be wondering as to why there is, all of a sudden, a ridiculous amount of unused m’s in my ad. Do not fret, for it was only a roly poly cat who deemed my keyboard ideal for a good sit-down.]]>

<![CDATA[Well I find I'm no longer a teenager, and getting out of the club scene. I still like going out once in awhile but not everyday anymore. I enjoy art, music, movies, sports, video games. I'm a cute girl, I love to have fun and laugh, I have lots of goals, and I think you want to hang out with me! Want a guy to hang out with, see what happens, or what doesn't happen. Who knows? Send me some info, and include a picture, or no response, sorry but there is weird creeps on sites like this! So don't be one of them :P]]>

<![CDATA[Okay, So I'm about six months into this city. And I feel as if I know no one. I know a few people, most of which are primarily friends of my roommates. They're cool people, don't get me wrong - but they're not my cool people. Friends I can make, I have a few already but they're all female, or otherwise romantically occupied. But I'm not looking to make friends right now, although friends would be nice. Right now, I'm looking to meet guys. Attractive funny guys who may or may not want to eventually have sex with me. Who will call me up to come over an watch a movie when neither of us have anything to better to do. Who wants to hold my hand and who wont mind holding my hair back after a particularly exciting night with a bottle. "Why don't I just meet guys normally?" you ask. "Are you that big of loser that you have to resort to advertising for some action?" Short answer: Yes. Longer answer: Not really - I rarely go out. I don't really have money to spend at bars or on super nice clothing to wear to said bars. I don't sit in Starbucks for hours on end making eyes at people while sipping on 7 dollar lattes. I work, but I don't make much money and within 6 months I will be a student again. A student who would rather eat her own excrement than ask mommy and daddy for assistance. I like to stay in most times and play music, talk with my roommates or watch a documentary or two on surfthechannel. I also like to read outloud and go for walks and write various pieces of fiction and non-fiction. (Even though I'm not too terribly good at it. But just because you enjoy something doesn't make it neccessary for you to be an expert in the field, in my humble opinion.) About me. I went to school for a creative/technical type of career knowing full well that I would not be gainfully employed after I graduated. I was right and right now I'm in limbo - still trying to decide whether to fully pursue this career that I know I would love to the end of my days or to grow up and get a real education with real prospects. This is where I am in my professional life and I hope you are doing better but it is not necessary in order for me to like you. As a matter of fact, it would probably make me feel less miserable about my lack of success if you were in the same situation (or worse) as me. I am attractive in many ways. I don't know if I am beautiful physically. I've never been a good judge of my own looks. ( I lack a lot of self-confidence. Woo - glad we got that out of the way.) I have all my hair and my complexion is not too shabby. Sometimes I forget to pluck my eyebrows but usually I do, especially before a date. My boobs are kind of small but dont worry they're getting bigger! (This is something I am very excited about.) And I've had nice things said about my bum. But I always listen and I always tell the truth. I will probably groan at a bad joke you make, but I wont get offended if you groan at the lame jokes I make. I will give you a back rub if you ask for one but I freaking love back rubs so when it comes to back rubs I will always expect full reciprocation. That is part of the deal. I will get along with your roommates and you will most likely get along with mine. I will try to help you with your homework if asked or listen to your paper read aloud. I will tell you what I think about that new song you just wrote. I will probably take interest in your projects or issues at work. Genuinely too. I'm cool like that. I will do my best to make the last metro to get to your place if you are in urgent need of a booty call as long as you don't make me take a night bus home or sleep on the couch. I have a good track record when it comes to fidelity. Please note: I like people who aren't attention whores. I do not like much attention coming my way so if you are standing next to me, I am hoping you are relatively low key. Don't get me wrong, I like, friendly outgoing people please by all means be as such, but I don't like loud obnoxious people. I don't have many pre-requisites for you other than that. Okay, I lied. I have a few and here they are: Please be in your twenties. Please be male. Please think that you are beautiful. There are enough self esteem issues on my end for the both of us. Don't worry, I got your back. Please be in or have already graduated from a post secondary institution of any kind. Intelligence and motivation are two very attractive qualities. GED's and a lifetime collecting shopping carts in the IGA parking lot? Not so much. Please don't be adverse moderate alcohol intake, marijuana use and the occasional consumption of mushrooms, acid or ecstasy. Please enjoy music. Please don't enjoy drum and bass, or top 40 or top 40 country. I'm sorry but you just don't make the cut if you do. PLEASE do not talk about your feelings all the time or feel sorry for yourself more than two or three times a week. I fucking hate that in guys. Oh and please be willing to make up a story with me about how we met if we do eventually hit it off. I don't really think I set impossibly high standards but if you think there are one or two of them that you don't quite reach - g'head and email me. But please explain how you think you may make up for it. So whatever, if you're into any of what I just wrote don't be afraid to get in touch. I would appreciate a picture but one's not necessary right off the bat. Also, I expect a response tailored to me me me. I'm not going to show much interest in a reply that you have written so generically that I am positive is in the inbox of every other girl/old man trolling for jerk-off pictures who posted in this section.]]>

<![CDATA[Okay so here it goes Are there seriously any normal, cute, adventurous guys out there who want to meet a real girl. I'm not one of those prissy mini skirt bimbos that I see with all the hot guys. I am the one in my habs sweater, maybe in jeans, track or even sweat pants, beer in hand and just loving the pub scene on a hab night. Or I am the one who loves to curl up and watch movies while maybe smoking a few dubes. Pretty - I consider myself that. Hot well I am definitely not perfect body wise but you won’t have to put a bag over my face while you give me a good fkuc lol Yes I love sex but that is NOT the only thing I am looking for. But realistically I am looking for someone to have a relationship with. Share funny moments together, cheer on the habs, cuddle & watch movies. I tend to be more attracted to taller men above 5'8 or so. No offense but I am not in to Asians, it is just a personal preference, sorry. Me, I am blonde blue eyed with a pretty smile. Short 5'1. So email me back with a picture and I will return one Guaranteed]]>

<![CDATA[Even more pathetic is my inability to meet new people. Everyone I know is miles away or knows my ex-boyfriend! So it's time for a change. I am anything but drop dead gorgeous (not skinny in the least bit but not so big I can't fit in car! -horrible analogy but it's I can think of-)... some have called me beautiful but I'm sure it's only because they wanted something (not self conscious, just have problems trusting people.) I love myself because it's what I got! I love laughing, adventures, music, social drinking (no clubbing please! drunk half naked girls? it wont be me), hanging out, music, art of all forms, CUDDLING is my all time favorite, movies (not horror- not even for an excuse to cuddle- there shouldn't be a need for an excuse), some video games, random car rides, impulse items at the checkout. I have lived here for awhile now, but really haven't seen much. I have no idea what I am looking for, expect cuddles for sure, so I guess thats it send a pic and a hello and we will see what happens! ]]>

<![CDATA[In my ideal mind, a cuddle buddy was a guy who would come over 2-3 times a week at about midnight, wait patiently in my bed with no complaints until I was ready to go to sleep, spoon throughout the night and leave in the morning preferably around 8 a.m., preferably without my noticing or having to say anything. (I did mention this was an ideal definition, right?) Sweet, my brain thought, this is the perfect solution to my nighttime loneliness (as well as a great way to warm up my bed without buying an electric blanket!). About Me: 20 y.o., 5'4, cute asian, lives in downtown That being said.. Is there anyone who would like to keep me company during cold winter nights? ]]>

<![CDATA[Hi. Looking for LTR with a mature man that knows what he wants . Looking for someone well balanced , intelligent, that is into a family life . Write to me and I will tell you more .........my picture gets yours. Talk soon . ]]>

<![CDATA[I can write down all the things i'm looking for,the truth though is that i'm not sure,what all those things are.So i'm going to stick to what i know for sure. I love quiet.You don't have to be a homebody,but you have to respect the fact that i am.I love books,music and concerts.I have kids that i don't plan on sharing. I'm looking for someone easy-going,and something that doesn't require a lot of work.I will say European is a plus.Someone who can also laugh at the dumbest things. I promise i'm not as boring as i sound....just the right amount of boring.Interested in finding out more,just ask.]]>

<![CDATA[I'm looking for a man thats real and looking to get to know me and knows how to really treat a woman. One who doesn't have baggage or drama and won't underestimate a womans mind. I am thick 5'9 long dark brown hair. well educated and can read a lot of people. I'm not looking for games and I don't waste time so don't waste my time. send me a message and see where it goes]]>

<![CDATA[Anyone else find it exceptionally ironic that this bot/spam post is demanding "SOMEONE REAL!!" ? What a retarded place this is.]]>

<![CDATA[ Si parfois tu as le gout pour une simple amitie afin de discuter de tout et de rien cela me ferait plaisir de te rencontrer 45 et plus.................. ]]>

<![CDATA[Hey there!!! Well i am 21 yrs old.. student at concordia university in psychology ... i am working part time as an assistant dentist.. Humm i am fun, open minded.. and looking for something serious.. with time.. i will not display a picture simply because i dont like to post pictures of myself on an internet site.. Trust me im pretty:d Get back to me:d and ill answer ur questions:D xoxoxx]]>

<![CDATA[Young black woman, early forties, looking for a man looking to start a serious relationship. Divorced for the past 3 years and ready to meet someone who is also divorced or single between the ages of 39 and 45.I am a well educated, professionnal woman and I am looking for the same. A tall (more than 5'9)gentleman. I love to go out to movies and to activities with my partner. My first language is french but I also speak english. ]]>

<![CDATA[Single, early forties black professional woman seeking a professional man, tall (more 5'11), also in is forties with family values since I have children (share custody). I am a well educated woman who likes social, family activities and evening with my partner. Quiet evenings at home or going out for a nice diner, a stroll in the park or for a movie. ]]>

<![CDATA[Educated young black professional in my early forties, divorced, looking forward to start dating again. I am a smart, funny, classic, tall woman looking for a tall, educated man, in his forties, divorced or single who would like to date someone nice. ]]>

<![CDATA[31 years old, cute Maybe LTR, maybe not Want to enjoy Life Your pic? ]]>

<![CDATA[Hi all, First off thanks for reading. I am a 27 year old woman who loves life and finds a good balance between work and fun. In my free time I like going to the gym, playing with my niece (my sister's child) and finding new and interesting restaurants to try. Not sure what or who I'll find on here but willing to give it a shot!]]>

<![CDATA[a kind reminder: if you're a woman (a chick, a female, etc...) who's eager to pimp her ass or her genitalia into making an extra buck, please spare us the room in this category and proceed to the casual encounters (for starters) or just offer your objectified body into the erotic services section. when you post these ads into this category, you actually give decent men a negative message about the rest of us. thank you, and happy humping. ]]>

<![CDATA[I am 24, 5'6, cute, blond, with a curvy build. Voluptuous is the overused word. My interests include art, music, movies, learning to cook. I love a big night out dancing as much as a movie, a joint, and a cuddle. I'm friendly and fun, but I've got a low tolerance for bullshit. I haven't been meeting many good quality babes lately, so I thought this might be interesting. It's only getting colder, and it would be very cool to meet someone to stay warm with, maybe even hibernate for winter... I'm looking to meet new men, between 25-40. I like my guys big and tall, liberal, smart as whip and quick with the jokes. Sardonic wit it a plus. Having your own hobbies, interests, ventures and friends is always a good sign, and a turn-on. Well-mannered. Let's talk a bit, see how we mesh, then go for a drink? xoxo ]]>

<![CDATA[I'm playing solitare til dawn, with a deck of 51 ... are you the one to complete my deck? I have so much to give of myself and nobody to give it to. I want someone to hold and someone to hold me. I want someone to share who I am with. I want to stare into your eyes and feel safe. I love the outdoors, my ideal summer night is sleeping under the stars surrounded by trees at the top of a mountain. I like spotaneously hopping in to the car and driving off to somewhere new for the weekend. I'm an emotional girl, sometimes I laugh, sometimes I cry, sometimes I do both and I don't know why. I've got a passionate heart, and that's just the way things are. I am 5'7'' with red hair and green eyes. I am optomistic about life. I have a successful career that I absolutely love. I travel a lot for work but you are always welcome to pack a suitcase and come with me. I like my space and my best friend is a guy so please don't be the jealous type. I believe life is a dance, that a dream is like a river, and that a cowboy hat looks sexy. So what do you say, you and me boy could we give it a whirl? (I won't be responding to anyone without a picture, and in my response I will include one of my own. I'm not shallow I'm just making sure you aren't a 60 year old man pretending to be 25).]]>

<![CDATA[To sum me up I like action movies, guitar, politics, tennis/running AND I'm hot Attach a photo, and write me if: You're 21-25, a student, and tall Friends: "Nothing ventured, nothing gained"]]>

<![CDATA[Yes, it's true. No I am not recovering from a drug addiction, alcoholism, or being a shopaholic. I am recovering from years of hispter-ism. I realized this a couple weeks ago...looking around my trendy Plateau neighbourhood, that I did not want to be defined by my skinny jeans and extensive American Apparel collection. I am sick of trying to give a shit about the new trendy, electro-synth-80's inspired bands. I no longer want to think about buying those Matthew-Good style black rimmed glasses. I do not want to fit in at Urban Outfitters, or any other trendy bars/clubs. But my addiction to you, oh hipster world, is strong. I love the way my skinny jeans rub my legs, and how I have spent hundreds of dollars buying over-priced American Apparel t shirts and sweaters. Oh hipster indie scene, you empty my bank account in a way that soothes my constant hangover. Pabst Blue Ribbon, you have been my close friend...and I feel so cool drinking you it's like a gift from our proverbial God, which I assume to be that giant cross JUSTICE has. BUT ALAS I cannot do you anymore. I have a problem, or I haz a problem. Oh LOLCATS...at least my addiction to you is pure and simple. I don't want to pretend to be vegan. I don't want to have a trendy haircut or listen to the new raaadddd bands. So there. Hispter indie kids need not apply. I do not want to sit in your apartment and talk about how cool ____________ band is, and drink cheap disgusting Papsmear blue ribbon. But I DO...........damn you indie hipster scene.....DAMN...YOU]]>

<![CDATA[To share activities like reading, watching videos, going to movies (documentaries, dramas, adventure and suspense), cooking, baking, eating, doing crosswords, listening to the radio (CBC, NPR), listening to music, making faces, daydreaming, ... On a sunny day, I can imagine sharing activities like walking, hiking, canoeing, and cycling. And on snowy days - my favourite days - how about snowshoeing, cross-country skiing, sledding, building snow people and having snowball fights. My stats: 42 years old, slim and fit, brown-haired and blue-eyed. I am very active and love to be outdoors, and ideally, you do too. I am not much of a multi-tasker. I don't own a cell phone or a blackberry, or any other such gadgets. I like to focus on the activity or discussion at hand without distractions. Ideally, you would be somewhat like-minded in this area as well. That doesn't mean you don't own a cell phone or whatever other gadgets you find useful or fun; it's all about when and how the technology is used. Anyway, I'm not looking for a clone. I expect and even want us to have individual interests, activities and opinions. Most important is that more intangible chemical affinity. And that can't be felt through an email. Nevertheless, an email is a start, so if you feel any sort of affinity, of the more concrete type, with anything I've written, please drop me a line. P.S. I should mention that I can't stand cigarette smoke, so I definitely couldn't be with a smoker. In addition, maybe I should mention that I am a vegetarian (sort of - I do eat eggs, some fish and dairy products). I am not looking for a fellow vegetarian; however, if you are a serious carnivore (meat morning, noon and night), it could be a bit dicey. ]]>

<![CDATA[have my own infinite playlist moment, possibly with a cute indie rock tatto-ed type boyfriend? Seriously though, I want to make that connection. I want to believe you're out there.]]>

<![CDATA[Let’s see if this time it works... About me, I’m sweet, not slim but attractive, well educated, successful, amazed by little things, interested in every form of art, love good food and like preparing a good dinner for my friends. I can’t complain about my life, but I’m missing a man beside me, someone who has enough balls to be honest, share his feelings and not be afraid by the ghosts of his former relationships. I’m not interested in one night stands, I am ready for a new beginning and I want a relationship. Stay AWAY who: - Is married, is in the middle of a relationship, has just closed a relationship and wants a makeup - Will ask me to marry him in a month - Is not enough mature to carry his responsibilities - Thinks that sharing is not part of a relationship - Will be foggy in his intentions - Builds his life with lies - Doesn’t have a social life - Has a freezer full of TV dinners ]]>

<![CDATA[ Hello, awesome guys. I love to cook but am much more motivated to do so when I'm cooking for a handsome someone. Especially a handsome someone who tries to take over while I'm cooking, that makes for some interesting kitchen squabbles. Let's face it, life in general is more interesting when you've got a special guy to hang out with and share moments with. I'm not looking for just anyone. Here's the deal: I have a very clear picture of what I want in a man. But first, a little about me: I'm 26 years old. I'm an attractive woman, of medium height, slim, petite. I need to wear glasses or else I bump into things and fall down stairs. :) I work at a job that I don't hate, which pays the bills and then some while I figure what I want to do with my education and career plans. What I do in my spare time: I draw, sketch, like to look at art. Play around on my guitar a bit, and sing (but not too loud, someone might hear me... :S). Go for walks in nature. Chill with close friends. Play with my pets. Cook. Make excuses to myself about why doing the dishes can wait another day. :) I want to meet men between the ages of 25 - 35. No older, no younger, please. Men who have self-awareness and who value self-awareness. Men who value (in practice--not just in theory) honesty and integrity, especially in intimate relationships. Please re-read the last two sentences three times before proceeding...! :S ... Men who communicate well, especially where feelings are concerned, who are ready for a serious relationship and done with playing the field. Men who know how to treat a woman like a lady (although I'm a little punkass at heart, I'm still a lady!!!). The lighter points: Ya gotta have a witty, zany sense of humor! I like to wrestle and have tickle wars. (which lead to other kinds of fun, tee hee hee) :) I like to make snow forts. I like to attribute cartoon voices to inanimate objects like defrosted whole chickens and office staplers who then gratefully share the secrets of the universe with me. If you like checking out art galleries, making art, if you play a musical instrument, if you can overlook the fact that I have wierd pets, if you will gladly do the dishes or better even, help me to cook and do the dishes with me... all the better. Looks: I may wear glasses but I'm not blind! :) I'm attracted to tall, handsome men of the non-metrosexual variety. You don't have to have a perfect body... a teeny bit of gut can be sexy provided you carry yourself well, and keep active. Body hair or not, it's all good. And by handsome I don't mean ya gotta be a model, either. Oh, and I have a weakness for hands. Big, soft, fleshy, man-hands. *sigh* :) En bref, mutual attraction is important to me. Looks are important but obviously not the whole package. I'm only going to answer people who tell me a bit about themselvesfor starters AND who include a pic. Although I understand that ya might not want to write a long letter at first in case the girl doesn't reply, at least include something (a lot) more than "hello". And please send a clear pic. Your pic gets mine. :D]]>

<![CDATA[Hey, I'm 20 years old, brown hair and eyes, 5'10'' and average size. If you interested give me a shout, and we can talk from there. ]]>

<![CDATA[Let's face it; this classy and attractive lady in ther mid-forties likes her man to be tall and corpulant. A man of stature and substance as I like to call him. If you read French, the term " bâtit comme une armoire à glace'' would provide a good description! No offense to all of you who are "short, slim, fit and athletic" but this lady likes her man to have the shoulders of a football linebacker, as she can so gently rest her head on one of them since romance is a key factor. Don't read me wrong, I did not say you have to be fit, all I am saying is that you have to be husky. Extra pounds are not an issue as there is more to love. This man of stature and substance needs to be in his forties or fifties, with a heart of gold, an outgoing personnality, a killer smile and a zest for life. And, if by any chance, you are a bit refined with a sense of style, this lady's heart will be yours forever as she is looking for a long-term relationship. Your picture gets mine. I hope to hear from you soon. ]]>

<![CDATA[I am a 21 year old full time student and part time clerk. I am looking for something more then what has been offered in the past and what is being offered now. I'm looking for someone who accepts me for me and accepts himself. I would like to meet someone who is looking for not only a relationship but a friend. I'm tired of people looking only for sex, this is NOT what i'm looking for. You must not be selfish, close minded, arrogant or ignorant. I don't care if you drink or smoke BUT I'm sorry but I am not 420 friendly. I enjoy doing a variety of things like going to movies, museums, road trips, apple picking etc. I'm looking for someone who wouldn't mind doing these things once in a while. At the moment I live with family (hopefully only until july 1st) so i don't really mind if you're at home either. You must be into bbws or nothing with work here. I am mulatto, 5'3" and I'm told I'm pretty cute. If you want a picture send me one and i'll get one back at you. I am opinionated, independent, and (at times) arguementative. I'm looking for someone who is capable of dealing with that and enjoying it. BTW, I am partial to men from a slavic background (i.e bulgaria, russia, romania, etc), but I really have no preference overall. Except that he be taller. Take care. ]]>

<![CDATA[yup it worked for a friend so here goes difference is im really looking for ugly ...and rich if the add offends you dont reply warm hearted woman in the st laurent area looking for a fun nice older man that isnt afraid to enjoy life ypu must enjoy travellingand not be afraid to laughi have two kids so if that offends you dont respond please reply with a pic]]>

<![CDATA[Things I like to do: Walk the neighbourhood at 3 am Rent tv on dvd Bike in the sun Dance to TTC in my bedroom Talk like Grover Dress up Read, read, read Drink fresh squeezed orange juice Look at art, from gallery to street Rhyme and sing Watch movies from the 80's Act on my curiosity Attend Pop Montreal What do you like to do? You are older than 27 and taller than 5,7 I'm 32 and curvy. ]]>

<![CDATA[Well, graduate school applications are in and now I wait. It'd be great to have a mature, 20-28 year old guy to get to know and spend time with. I'm sick of immature idiot undergrads who perpetually get drunk like it's going out of style. Your picture gets mine. Who knows, maybe we'll hit it off!]]>

<![CDATA[That person looking for to have "sanity check" before exotic fun OR "lets go see a movie first" is an ugly addict escort -or whatever you wanna call. Craigslist is infested with them. Just a waste of time. They are looking for money not for man to have a relationship.]]>

<![CDATA[Hi im a 24 yr old woman who enjoys various things....I wont name it here as ppl will say they enjoy it too...I will just say i know what i want and wont settle for anything less... The person who should message me should be between 28-42 no younger or older... Want someone who wants to have a LTR=LONG TERM RELATIONSHIP... Someone who is family oriented ,down to earth ,knows how to treat a woman and more... I will reply to people with pictures only and you will get a picture back if i like what i see...This is not a scam so dont message me asking if it is.... Im a real person European men and men who know how to dance to latin music is the biggest bonus...Hope to talk soon]]>

<![CDATA[Hi, I am a cute bbw looking for some dates. I am not looking for intimate encounters, and one night stands. I am looking for someone to go out for dinner, dancing, movies, shows, play pool, etc. If you sound interested, please write back. ]]>

<![CDATA[So what to write on here....ok i know...i think I'm a young student and I'm looking to go on a date with a cool guy.Please note I am NOT looking for anything sappy or serious. I'm mini and pretty curvy, not fat but my assets definitly stand out.( sheesh I hope this is coming out well)I'm a goof & very open minded, i love music ex. rock, r&b, jazz, metal(anything but indie) and raised by a healthy loving family.I must admit I can be pretty shallow and how one puts themselves together does matter.I'm looking for a young funny guy preferably white and on the lanky side who doesn't mind being a dork,enjoys good times and 420. Not looking for drama, bad news or anyone over 27. ]]>

<![CDATA[I won't say that I'm the perfect girlfriend. I probably won't wipe your nose when you're sick. I think that shit's gross. I'm unemployed and majoring in English, so I likely won't ever be financially secure. The most exercise I get is riding my bike or dancing at shows. I don't get up before noon unless I have to. But I'm good at singing along to Leonard Cohen and staying up all night. I make good potatoes and I'm always game for adventure. If you want to meet someone who can brew amazing ginger tea and draw pretty postcards, I'm your gal. If you've ever worn a cheesy gold chain or been to a tanning salon, it won't work out - sorry. I'm looking for someone close to my age who might describe himself as excited about life. Or even just excited about mangoes. You should be good at laughing and not asexual. Send me a bit about yourself and a picture, if interested.]]>

<![CDATA[I guess this is for all the women posting to go to the movies. If you're going to pick something so impersonal as a movie (Lets spend 2 hours watching a screen instead of actually interacting.) at least clue us in on what movies you'd like to see because lets face it, if we're not going to entertain each other, the movie better be good. :P A friendly suggestion, instead of movies, have dinner go play pool. You should be getting to know this person. If you insist on watching something, try a live performance of some kind, be it comedy, dance, theater (less so). There is a little more room to observe the person you're with and learn a few things about them. Exploring something together is also a great one. Try heading to old MTL to see the various art galleries. Its a little corny, but you get more out of it than a movie. And at the same time, you're indirectly supporting montreal's artists and performers. ]]>

<![CDATA[<center> I understand and fully accept that I'm not for everyone (which is why I've posted an ad in the 1st place) so PLEASE READ to the end BEFORE responding. Let's not waste any time ~ it's PRECIOUS !!!</center> Hi there, I've been single a long time and hoping to finally find someone compatible who shares my interests for short or longterm fun (preferably someone to partner with a longterm vision) who also takes nothing for granted and understands there are no guarantees in life... Meantime ... I'm a little unique, and therefore EXTREMELY patient ~!~ I really believe that if common interests are shared and enjoyed, we should both be accepted for who we are (quirks and imperfections included) in a great relationship, and therefore COMPATIBILITY IS ABSOLUTELY ESSENTIAL and NON-NEGOTIABLE ~!~ for a solid friendship to grow and blossom. I'm a very passionate MUSIC fanatic/collector ... with an early affinity for the ethereal and spiritually inclined musics of the world, from both live performance as well as electronic composers/producers, I've grown much deeper towards the world-beat, chill, dub, ambient, trance, electro, tribal, new-age origins and fusions in recent years. I'm also a very health-conscious, environmentally aware, active, young looking 41 yr old, 5"5, 140lbs, dark hair & eyes, with a few tattoos. I get most complements on my eyes and smile. People tell me that my energy and spirit inspires them, that my laughter is contagious, that I'm creative and wise beyond my years. LOVE : Music, music, music, candles, insence, yoga & meditation, painting to music, sunsets, stargazing, camping, canoeing, nature, mountain climbing & hiking (~*~ whoa ~*~ the Canadian rockies), outdoor summer festivals, biking, parks, art museums & galleries, visual arts & multi-media, reading inspirational non-fiction, music/artist biographies & news, tabogganing with friends on bouncy rubber tires, cultural events and adventures - travelling to out of the way countries (century old temples, cathedrals, palaces, castles, ruins), motorbikes, comedy, photography, dance, in depth conversations on philosophy, mysticism, psychology & spirituality, research on anything and everything that interests me (cause I'm always thirsty for more information), really spicy food, my 2 cats, hot tubs, fireplaces... and I could go on, but I'll leave the rest up to discovery ... As far as film ? documentaries, original, independent, underground : well-thought and make one think, spectacular nature and/or stunning cinematography, unique perspectives, well-edited, produced, directed, acted, and somewhat r.e.a.l.i.s.t.i.c - don't much like the fluffy, big-budget stuff. In general, I love surprises !!! am very well travelled, and very curious by nature... so as far as books, arts, dance, theatre, photography, multimedia, music, etc., I prefer the unpredictable... I like my art unique and reflective... it should have much depth, texture & take me somewhere... as music does ~ :) .... I work to live not live to work and prefer someone with similar priorities ~ I feel every available moment in life is to be savored and appreciated. also LOVE high~risk adventures !!! Also been told many times, that I have more balls than most men, and that I've lived a life most people in their 60's have only dreamed of ~*~ but from my perspective ... I'm nowhere NEAR done yet ~ so if you'd like to share some spectacular travelling in the Himalayas or the breath~taking Andes ~ hang on a sec ~ I'll pack !!! SEEKING : A friend-lover- Ideally ? BOTH ... Not necessarily long-term, just real - dare I use the word "soul mate?" (I leave the love thang up to destiny cause friendships last way longer anyway). Someone between 32-47 yrs, to relate with, share great times, discover and grow with. I prefer not to have to constantly explain my lifestyle ~ a basic understanding would be nice. You should LOVE music (or at least be somewhat sensitive to sound), camping, hiking, canoeing and generally love weekend escapes in the great outdoors. You're creative, profoundly spiritual (not religious), expressive, open-hearted, goal oriented, intelligent, confident, adventurous, spontaneous, articulate and open-minded. This someone should know who they REALLY are, and clearly define and pursue what makes them happy... spiritually, mentally, physically ~ all around. Someone who needs their alone-time and breathing space as much as they need to share stimulating conversations, magical experiences, warmth and affection with the right person. Someone who is as much a realist as they are a dreamer. For me, if there's no room for growth in a relationship, there can be no relationship ~*~ LIMITS : PLEASE ~ NO smokers (tobacco), no heavy drinkers, or at least you are in total control of any unhealthy addictions. NO dependent children please. NO long distance .. LOCAL Montrealers ONLY please. PLEASE respect the age limit 32-47 ... most younger than 32 are not mature enough and most older than 47 cannot physically keep up with me. But hey, age is also relative to life experience ... so if you think you're an exception, please explain why. <center> If you'd like a response, please send a profile and PHOTOS with yours ~ NO PHOTO = NO RESPONSE ... sorry MANY more photos of me may be traded with a good match !!! An ABUNDANCE of wuv and affection is available for the RIGHT person... so PLEASE let me know what you think we may have in common in your response. If you're not HONEST or serious ... please do NOT respond. *** If you have not READ this page ... please don't waste your time or mine. thanks very much for taking the time to read this ~*~ One of my favorite quotes : "Be the change you wish to see in the world" ~ Mahatma Ghandi </center>]]>

<![CDATA[Looking for a partner for LTR - well balanced, that has a job and that wants a family life .Location not important - USA is a bonus . Your pic gets mine - you wont be disapointed .]]>

<![CDATA[Hello! I am a artist who want to be a stay at home mom. I am self employed. I am sick of working for a living. I am a non-smoker, very active , good looking, thin build. I am into wicca, the occult,aliens, open to all religions, I love animals, travel, politics(I know that all wars are about money), fashion, hikeing, poetry, writeing, movies,cooking, decorateing, bakeing, anything creative. You need to be over 5.7 inches tall, in good physical shape, healthy, clean and financially stable.Please send me a picture. If your a vegetarian that means no fish, chicket but organic eggs and dairy o.k.Thanks.]]>

<![CDATA[I check facebook fairly often (mostly for the fun of it), secretly hoping to find something that stands out from the ordinary. Tonight I noticed an overwhelming amount of posts from rad-sounding young dudes looking for lady friends (possibly like myself?) with similar attitudes. I've never posted on CL before, but TONIGHT for one night I feel compelled to break the pattern and post my very own message. SO,GUYS. Are you the inventor of silent dating? Maybe you like to talk passionately about hypothetical situations? Or maybe you'd just rather stay in and watch movies or prepare a good meal? You just might be the one who can catch my sarcasm, witty banter, strange habits, and of course, my interest. Reply - what harm can it do?]]>

<![CDATA[I still have a bit of gas left in the tank. Tell me your credentials, and we shall see. ;-) No one over 35! ]]>

<![CDATA[I have mysterious dark brown eyes and a smile that melts butter. I'm peanut-butter complection with naturally curly hair, although it never looks the same two days in a row. I'm around 5'7 and of a larger build (think: Jennifer Hudson) - if you don't like it, click the little "x" in the top right-hand corner. Now that it is out of the way..... What I'm looking for is complex, and I am not sure where I'll find it; I figured I'd give craigslist a whirl. I'm looking for a mentor - someone to talk to, someone I can relate to and look to for help and guidance. In the BDSM world, this is sometimes called a Daddy. Even if you wouldn't consider yourself a "Daddy," perhaps you are precisely what I am seeking. Send me a message with a brief biography (age, occupation and interests in developing a mentor relationship). One liners asking if I am "real" will simply be ignored. Responses that don't include a few sentences that can answer the question "What I am seeking from this relationship is..." or "The reason I should be your Daddy is..." will be ignored. I've already been around the block with people and don't have time for games. I'll be patiently awating your reply. -------------- keywords: daddy, baby, little, girl, little girl, mentor, discipline, dominance, dom, sub, submissive ]]>

<![CDATA[Well here I go,a first for me but hey, what do I have to lose. I love all creatures great and small. I enjoy dancing ,especially at concerts.Last 4:Billy Joel,Rush,Stevie Wonder and The Police(gives you an idea of what I like) I bake a mean cookie and awesome cheesecake(so I'm told) I do my best for the environment(have since I was a little kid) I live to travel and breathe in the ocean air. I enjoy walking.In the winter I snowshoe and cross country ski (to prevent cabin fever)I swim,cycle and enjoy anything on water (even fishing) in the summer. I'm honest,creative,funny,easy going,loyal, and try to see the lessons in the challenges I encounter .I'm blond(thanks to L'oreal)brown eyes (thanks to my Dad)5'4 small frame and cute.Neil Young says it best .A Cinnamon Girl.(Listen to the tune,you well see what I mean) If the above has made you pause a bit and you are: single,nice ,funny,respectful,caring,outgoing and honest.If you see the brighter side of things.Drop me a line.Looks are a bonus,non smoking a must.Sorry, I quit 3 years ago so..Oh well That's it for me .Lets see what happens ..Happy Halloween. ]]>

<![CDATA[Do you think that opposites attract? well I believe in completing each other. So ... when your down I'm up when your sad I'm happy when u talk I listen when u read I write when u fall I pick u up when u are on top I'm under :) and this can revert anytime... so when you send me a picture I send mine ...]]>

<![CDATA[hi I am 25 looking to see the Angelina jolie film directed by clint eastwood saturday night . It is only $8 and I will pay for myself plus maybe more after]]>

<![CDATA[Hi I'm really looking to find a nice , honest guy who is funny loves comic books and movies. I love to read and write and take pictures around town so it would be nice if you were smart. I'm not so much into your looks but not a slob please, just be able to make me smile. I'm 5'8 long brown hair, brown eyes. I am a student . e-mail me if you want to know more. ]]>

<![CDATA[hi im looking for what the add says but i still require you to be nice sweet and prison record free lol lets chat]]>