<![CDATA[Picked up my car from the shop after 1:30 today. I was on my lunch break and in a hurry. You're nice to look at. What was the rental car I was driving? What is my actual car?
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<![CDATA[Hey,
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I was behind you in line today getting coffee today in Med Center North around 9:20am. You were wearing nice jeans and a grey shirt and I commented to you about not wearing green today.
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What do you say we meet down there again, this time to have it planned?
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Hope to hear from you soon!
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-Fellow VUMC coffee-drinker.
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<![CDATA[I miss you so much. Sometimes at work I have to catch my breath to keep the tears at bay so I can answer the phones. Unfortunately, we met at the wrong time. You're not ready. I've tried looking at others but I keep comparing them all to you. I know this heartache will pass. Its just an obstacle that was placed in my path to make me stronger. I've learned a lesson during this season in my life and next time I will be protective of my heart. You deserve the best there is out there and I hope you find it soon.
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<![CDATA[Saw you running and we looked at each other for a min. Was going to say something, but the light changed. Would like to talk. Let me know what I was driving. ]]> |
<![CDATA[It was betweern 8:30-8:45 on Tuesday night (3/16/10) when I passed you on an aisle and wanted to say hi, but could only smile. You were radiant and breathtaking. Just wanted to tell you that you made my night.]]> |
<![CDATA[You look (?) and act kinda gay but who knows I guess, you must be in your late 30s, and you had friggin huge arms and you know it. Hit me back and tell me what you were wearing. me: ringer t, blue fleece vest]]> |
<![CDATA[Jenifer, spoke to you last night and wow its was so good to see you! I would love to see you sometime like maybe lunch or something?]]> |
<![CDATA[I loved your moccasins.......very sexy :) ]]> |
<![CDATA[You're a brunette mom, sexy as hell.
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I'm a young dark haired white man. I kept eyeing you across the restaurant and I felt like you were responding. Email me if you were really interested in what I might have to offer.... tell me something about the way I look or aything else about what I did while I was there (so I can know it's really you). I don't know what it was about you, but something about you just turned me on.. I've been fantasizing about it all day... ]]> |
<![CDATA[you cam into dollar general and was looking at me in amazement when you were at the counter cuz i was sigig the song that was playn and you were singin too a little.. you were very beautiful real short and sweet i felt you were bi or gay cause i couldnt take my eyes off of you but if you are reading this tell me the story i told you bout the lady and the same song and what color shirt i had on and if you can memeber the song that was playn would be a plus hope to hear from you soon]]> |
<![CDATA[looking for laura you lived in lebanon john & shoppers miss you]]> |
<![CDATA[I have never done this before but I thought you were cute and figured I would give it a shot. You were or waiter this past Sunday night around 6ish, I had on a blue button up shirt and was with my folks lol... We made eyes I thought several times. Your name starts w/ a "N" I think and you got a $20 tip from us, if you see this and want to chat hit me up. Also put something in there so I will know it's you.]]> |
<![CDATA[Hi,
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I asked you of your glasses were real and you said they were, then I told you they were pretty dope.
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You were gorgeous and seemed like you had a great personality.
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If you would like to get together and have a drink or do something, I would love to meet up.
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If you see this and feel like I'm worth a second thought, tell me what I was doing there......
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I've never tried this before so I'm not holding out much hope, but if I heard back from you, it would make my day.:)
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If not, I understand.
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-bye.]]> |
<![CDATA[8:15 tonight. I was leaving the store and you were arriving. We glanced at one another. You were tall and thin with silver hair. can you tell me something else about your clothing?]]> |
<![CDATA[I rarely dream...but I've often thought back on a very nice afternoon, a great dinner, and delightful company.]]> |
<![CDATA[We worked at Viam together and we started going out. You were such an amazing woman. But I screwed it up by moving back north without even saying goodbye. I am so sorry. I was on some drugs at that time and it made me think only of myself. I lost the greatest love in my life and it took me 4 or 5 years to kick the nasty habit I had. I still dream of the times we had. I loved spending time with you just watching tv or just talking.
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Can you please forgive me for the pain I caused you? I know you have had to move on and are probaley married with wonderful kids making someone the best wife in the world.
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Julia, I loved you long ago and never ever forgot about you and still love you today.
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If for some reason you read this, tell me what kind of car was the Red one you had when we went out.
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Hopelessly in LOVE]]> |
<![CDATA[You think of it often..... Yes, it was absolutely amazing, beyond what we both anticipated. I dare to say you’ve even dreamed about it. What's the problem? ]]> |
<![CDATA[I was getting my car serviced today and we exchanged several glances. Let me know if you want to take things further. Email me with where we were so I know it is you and what you were doing when I first got there.]]> |
<![CDATA[Saw you at Logans on Elliston Place Monday night with two other guys.
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you were wearing a tshirt that said Beaver Liquors and left in a black dodge nitro
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If you see this, just wanted you to know that you have an admirer.]]> |
<![CDATA[Dude you are HOT
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you were driving a black f150 truck harley davidson hitch
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<![CDATA[You were walking out and I was walking in and we both kept looking at each other. If you read this and are interested to meet, please contact me with the color of my top.]]> |
<![CDATA[You opened it, Good luck. Tonight at midnight your true love will realize they love you. Something good will happen to you at 1:00 PM - 4:40 PM tomorrow, it could be anywhere. Tonight at midnight they will remember how much they loved you as well. You will get the shock of your life tomorrow, a good one. Get ready for the shock of your life, a good one. If you break the chain you will be cursed with relationship problems for the next 2 years. Karma. If there is someone you once loved (or still do) and can't get them out of your mind, repost this in another city within the next five minutes. Its amazing how it works!
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It is sad when people you know, become people you knew....
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It is one of life's tragedies when you meet someone that you know is meant to be but due to unexpected circumstances and misunderstandings becomes someone you knew.
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And when you can walk right past someone that at one time in your life was a big part of your life...
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And how you used to be able to talk to them for hours about the little nothings in life...
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And now you can barely look at them and they at you...
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And all you have left is that aching feeling in your soul...
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If you really miss someone a past love and can't seem to get them off your mind...then repost this titled as "I Truly Do Miss You."
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Whomever you are missing will surprise you.
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Don't break this, for tonight at midnight, your true love will realize they love you.
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And...something great will happen to you tomorrow.
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Karma: If there is someone you loved or still do and can't get them out of your mind, re-post this in another city.
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Tonight they will remember how they love you as well.
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You will get the shock of your life tomorrow
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<![CDATA[you and i were approaching the front door at the same time,, k roger at n ashboro vill.... you are a hot blonde chic, i am a white male, you had on tennis shoes, white top, white shorts.. absolutely killer body, nice smile, shoulder length hair. you had on some interesting colored fingernail polish... we smiled at eachother on the way in through the front door.. i wanted to speak, wasn't sure if you were interested.. tell me what color was your nail polish, and tell me how i was dressed... i know its a long shot but aren't most things in life...?]]> |
<![CDATA[Saw you getting hair cut. Thought you were cute. ]]> |
<![CDATA[I couldn't take my eyes off you.
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You are beautiful.
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You commented on my accent.
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Wow. Did I mention you're beautiful.]]> |
<![CDATA[Shane you are there when I pick up prescriptions. I was there today wearing a baseball hat behind the woman that wouldn't stop talking.
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So, let me know if you see this.]]> |
<![CDATA[1 night a week.
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and every other day of the week...
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I think about you.
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we both belong to other people and we have never even flirted... well until now I guess lol....
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I wish you would smile at me more... You are incrediably sexy.]]> |
<![CDATA[k u were the tall blond hair blue eyed security bouncer that jumped right into a fight.. u got hit with a beer bottle and you kicked the guy that hit u.... I don't know if u will see this or not but I'd love to hook up with ya... If u reply to this tell me... What did u do with the guy that you were holding when u got hit? ]]> |
<![CDATA[I have no idea if you are going to see this but it is my only way to say some things I cannot keep inside anymore.
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I have a MAJOR crush on you
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You are so cute, so funny, and your smile makes me stutter
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You look so sexy in your little dresses
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Your hats make you look so cool
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I wish you were not married
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I wish you knew how I really feel about you
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You are the ultimate MILF
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BUT
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You aprobably don't look at me this same way so I keep my feelings inside
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Thanks, I got to get it off my chest by typing this at least]]> |
<![CDATA[The first few days are always the hardest. I actually feel physical pain in my chest because I miss you so much. I want you with me always. When you're with me I feel so content, like everything is as it should be. I never thought I would connect with someone this much. I feel like I've known you for a thousand years, yet every time I see you my heart races and I get butterflies like it's the first time. You are the one, my one, the only one. I hate to be cliché, but I feel like you are my soul mate. I can't imagine loving anyone more than I love you. You are everything I've ever wanted in a man. I will, as always, count the days until I see you again. Until then, you'll be in my dreams.
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~HF]]> |
<![CDATA[You were sitting in the booth tonight by yourself and I sat behind you with some friends. You were very actractive. We said hello to one another. Reply to this e-mail and let me know what kind of shirt you had one and let's go from there. :)]]> |
<![CDATA[Looking to get in contact with you, Tex. I have lost y our number. if you see tis email me back]]> |
<![CDATA[Was disappointed that you didn't drive me to/from my house. I find you very handsome. What type of food was I interested in finding around here? And, what's the location and name of the restaurant you mentioned? ]]> |
<![CDATA[I realized too late that you are actually exactly what you seemed: a really good guy. What can I say, my NYC cynicism runs deep. I regret some of what happened on Saturday, but it's too late to take back now. I would have liked to get to know you better, your Marxist tendencies notwithstanding. ;)]]> |
<![CDATA[I first saw you in the TGI Fridays grabbing dinner between flights, and it really seemed like we were making eyes across the bar. We chatted briefly about your grad school program at the luggage pickup in Nashville. I was with a collegue and in uniform. Couldn't talk. It felt flirtatious. Don't know if you felt a connection, but I'd love to talk, maybe meet up while I'm in town. Let me know. ]]> |
<![CDATA[This is a longshot, but we talked for awhile tonight in the locker room at the Maryland Farms Y, and then we left at the same time. I'd REALLY like to spend some more time with you. We talked about your job and my job, among other things. Respond with your name, my name, or one of our jobs. Let's continue what we started tonight!]]> |
<![CDATA[We saw each other today at work. I aways wonder if you really know how incredibly hot you are. I would never say this to you because you are also a great friend and we both have our own lives and families. But I often wonder if you have ever thought of me as more then just a friend? I know this is taboo but I am just curious. You should know that your intelligence, aggressive attitude and stunning looks make you a very desirable woman. I consider your husband the luckiest man alive.
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I am fairly certain you will never read this but if you do, let me know what I was doing when we say each other today. ]]> |
<![CDATA[You got out of the store before I could say hello. I tried to catch you in the parking lot but you were already in your car. You drive a White Lincoln SUV. If you're reading this, you will know who you are. Tell me something about what I was wearing or driving.
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You don't strike me as the type who will be browsing these ads but I also wouldn't strike people as someone who would post so it's worth a try.]]> |
<![CDATA[We were on the same flight from New York (JFK) to Nashville on Monday, March 15 at 3:30 p.m. You - husky guy with short dark hair and beard seated without any sitting next to you. Would enjoy meeting you. Tell me which row/side of the plane you were seated on, what was unusual about our departure after we boarded the plane and what color of slacks you were wearing . Hope to hear from you.]]> |
<![CDATA[We met at Franklin Brewfest. You offered me a sip of your drink, but then dissappeared right after we met. You seemed fun, and I think you're cute! Reply with your name if you're interested in chatting.]]> |
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So there's gonna be a bunch of old men inspired by your post.
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I'm one of 'em. Just hoping...Just maybe]]> |
<![CDATA[You were working in the paint dept on Saturday afternoon.....Our eyes connected a couple of times as I was looking at paint colors.....you gave me a smile. I don't know if you are into guys or not, but I'm very discrete......so, if you'd like to have some fun....let me know. I can tell you your first name (I looked on your badge as I passed you), and you can tell me what NFL jaket I was wearing.....and we can go from there. Take a chance.....you may just have fun. ]]> |
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So you want to start dating? Perhaps you were dropped on your head as a child. Perhaps you saw what was going on at Abu Ghraib and you felt left out. Perhaps you think that finding a complete stranger, convincing her/him to go out with you, enduring hours of anxiety, self-doubt, second-guessing, irritable bowel syndrome due to nerves and, eventually, an hour or two of inane chatter is a much more dignified way to get laid than simply calling an escort service.
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Save yourself some trouble. If you want to get laid, get a hooker*. If you want to sleep beside a warm body, get a dog.
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Whatever. Obviously, you're beyond the voice of reason, but I'm going to try to help you out anyway.
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We'll start off small. In fact, this first installment will not deal directly with what you'd like to think of as your latest victim. But let's be honest, the only person who'll be victimized here is YOU. Dating, my friend, is like a nature program in bizarro world. You see the little fawn there in the grass, your ears perk up, you go into a crouch, you look over at the other members of your pride, they either look off in the other direction or shrug in approval and, zoom-zoom-zoom, you're hauling ass in pursuit. But at the end of the scene, the fawn's over at the watering hole nuzzling up to some other buck and you're the one lying in a pile of your own entrails, trying not to cry while the rest of your pride tries not to laugh at your foolishness.
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But forget the fawn for now.
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Let's look at the other members of the pride. Your friends.
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You know what you should do? You should forget them, too. Why? Because they can't help you in your dating life. In fact, they can only do harm.
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But they're my friends, I hear you protesting. They have my best interests at heart.
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Of course they do. And that's part of the problem. They might mean well, but you've forgotten something. If you're in the midst of running down a date, you've lost any and all ability to hear what they're really saying to you. Sure, they'll offer support and advice, but no good will come of it.
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Sometimes it will be their fault, many times it will be your fault. Why? Because there are two types of friends, those who will serve as cheerleader and those who will try to serve as scientists. You will listen too much to the first sort and not at all to the latter.
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An example. Let's say you and your intended victim have been using company time and property to flirt via email. And at some point, one of you suggests the unthinkable, actually getting together in real life and starting off the evening sober. You get an email and you run over to your friends and pop into their IM windows.
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Let's say the email reads:
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"Hey, you. Let's get together at some point."</blockquote>
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Here's the response you'll get from cheerleader friend:
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"Ohhhhhhh, she/he is so into you. I mean, she/he said 'Hey, you,' and 'together.' That's so awesome! When's the wedding!?! :)"</blockquote>
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Which is exactly what you wanted to hear. Your stock in cheerleader friend shoots up dramatically. Cheerleader friend is trading at $375.
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Scientist friend will respond thusly:
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"So? Did you guys make plans? Did he/she actually say anything else? Does he/she realize this is a date and not just hanging out."</blockquote>
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Note that these are all perfectly valid questions. But suddenly you hate this friend. Scientist friend is a penny stock that you obviously picked up in a self-destructive rage one cloudy day.
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Oh. I almost forgot about the third kind of friend, the one who not-so-secretly has a crush on you, or who you once fooled around with. You don't know why you tell this person anything about your dating life at all, but you can't seem to help it. Maybe a dirty little part of you likes to torture others, likes the jealousy. At any rate, this person's response is always the same.
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"I don't know. He/she sounds like a douche/tool."</blockquote>
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That person you can ignore ... and do. But you should be ignoring the other two as well. And you can't. Cheerleader friend is blowing sunshine up your butt and setting you up, possibly, for a fall.
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And scientist friend is really, really starting to piss you off. What makes matters worse, scientist friend is a) simply echoing the little voices of reason and self-doubt that you've shoved into the dark recesses of your mind and b) seems to have somehow understood that you'd slightly edited the email before popping it into the IM window.
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Because the original email read:
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"Hey, you. It's been crazy on my end what with work and I'm just generally hating life, men/women in particular. I mean, why does your gender have to be like that? Really. Let's get together at some point. Maybe we could get a cup of coffee and bitch about our exes."</blockquote>
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See, you haven't even been on an actual date yet and you're behaving irrationally, acting like a school girl passing notes in class, but worse, slicing and dicing up the notes before hand as if you were working at the Ministry of Truth.
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But there you are. You've involved your friends. And now, not only must you deal with the pressure of dating, you must deal with the pressure of REPORTING IN. Of course, you don't mind so much with cheerleader friend. Who doesn't want sunshine up the butt? But scientist friend, who probably didn't want to get involved (once again) with your sorry dating life, is going to ask for updates now--out of duty. But every time he or she does your mood just turns south. (Meanwhile, that third friend is chiming in with "So how are things with the retard? You get the clap yet?")
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And then the date happens.
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If the ending of the date is anything from ambiguous to an outright disaster, you can count on your friends to fill their roles:
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Ambiguous ending, like you got a peck on the cheek and another "let's get together"
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Cheerleader: It sounds like it went pretty good to me. Maybe he/she's just shy. You totally have to call him/her again. I like this person.
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Scientist: I don't know. Didn't sound like there were sparks flying or anything. I guess you could give it another chance. Wouldn't hurt. [Ed. note: Of course it could. A lot. Scientist friend knows this, but he/she is still your friend and doesn't want to completely crush all hope.]
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Jealous one: Sounds like a bitch/dick to me.
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Bad ending, like after two hours of stilted conversation, you're drunk and you end up kissing the person on the side of the head as he/she turns to hail a cab:
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Cheerleader: I don't know. Maybe you were both just nervous. I'm still getting a good vibe. These things take time. [Ed. note: No, they don't take time.]
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Scientist: Put a fork in it. It's done. I hate to say it, but if it went that bad, it probably won't get any better.
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Jealous one: Sounds like a bitch/dick to me.
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If it goes well, if it ends with a lingering kiss and concrete plans for a second date, everyone's happy, including scientist friend, who can grant approval based on objective evidence. (Of course third friend will say "I'm happy for you" in a way that puts you in mind of a stereotypical Jewish mother trying to guilt her oldest child into or out of something.)
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And so it goes throughout the relationship--emails, dates and phone calls subjected to analysis by your friends--until finally it ends up in marriage (HAHAHAHAHAHA) or in heartbreak, at which point you hate cheerleader friend for MAKING you so delusional, you hate scientist friend for being right all along and you go sleep with jealous friend to boost your self-esteem.
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Way to fuck up a friendship, dumbass.
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And to think you could have avoided all of this by not dating. But that isn't going to happen. So, since you're going to move forward anyway, try not to involve your friends. Sure, you want some support in this hunt. And, sure, if things are going sort of okay, you want to share your joy.
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But really, all things considered, it would be best to keep your mouth shut about the object of your affections until you're sending out the wedding invites.
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*Full disclosure for those of you who can't separate a writer from the writing: I've never been with a hooker and I love my friends dearly!]]> |
<![CDATA[I saw you at Bed, Bath and Beyond in Cool Springs. I was buying a blanket and you were buying a plastic storage bin, the cashier thought we were together. We saw each other in the parking lot, you were in a white car. I think your car had Trevecca University on the back of it. I know this is a long shot, but hope this message finds you.]]> |
<![CDATA[Fat Mo's burgers guy that works at fat mo's burgers is absolutely gorgeous and I would love to suck him dry.
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<![CDATA[I met a beautiful woman at the Moody Blues concert in Huntsville Al. I was the parking attendent out from and i helped you with trying to sell a couple of extra tickets that you had. I work at the VBC and i wanted to get in touch with you again. If you are out there please e-mail me back. I look forward to hearing from you.]]> |
<![CDATA[I guess your getting what you deserve. Enjoy the piece of shit. You two are quite a couple. I hope everyone of your family members,ex husband, friends and your boss sees it all. I'll be more than happy to answer any questions they might have , tell them to just give me a call Bitch....All they have to do is go to WfM and there it is.. Your life in a nutshell.]]> |
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This is a long shot, but I'm looking for someone I chatted with last summer concerning him being my sperm donor. I deleted all my old IM and email. I'm ready to agree to his terms. -HopeInNashville]]> |
<![CDATA[You work at BAM in Murfreesboro. I always think you are adorable and would like to come up and talk with you. U seem very nice, genuine, and down to earth type.
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Tell me what section of the store you always work in and what ur name is. I read ur name tag and the first letter either starts with an A, B,C, or D. Tell me which one and we can chat if you want.
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I'm not even sure if u play on my league...I guess that's why I have never said anything to you. So if you see this, or someone who knows him sees this please email me so I will know for sure...
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<![CDATA[Who are you EM? u called me after the bar and left a message from a blocked number, apparently we had fun, but i cant remember alot from sat night.... who are you M?]]> |
<![CDATA[Saw you today in the back of the store at Home Depot. You were working with the wood floor display and hurt your finger a little and I asked if you were all right. It was around lunch time. Do you remember me?]]> |
<![CDATA[I think you are a very bored person and for some reason everyday you are asking everyone for initials like they are talking to you??
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Do you really think that if the post was meant for you that you wouldn't know it??
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ADVICE: Move on find a job or hobby get a life be happy
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Most people post on here with certain things in their ads that if the person it is intended for would realize who they are talking to, if they needed to post initials I'm sure they would feel the need and do so.]]> |
<![CDATA[Could you please give an initial of her first name and possibly yours? Or even just both of your ages? Please :)]]> |
<![CDATA[I think of you often, hope you are well. I'd like to catch up. ]]> |
<![CDATA[i did an a/c maintenance at your house last summer i believe it was in july, maybe earlier. i think you lived in the neighborhood between moores lane east and concord road in brentwood. it was toward the end of the day. you told me you had to leave to go to a function your wife was having, but didn't act like you were in to big of a hurry. you watched me do most of the maintenance and stood beside the door in my van while i was doing my paperwork. you acted very nervous. i handed you the paperwork to sign and my pen and you dropped the pen. when i told you i was leaving you looked at me like you wanted to say something... IF YOUR READING THIS AND REMEMBER ME TELL ME WHAT KIND OF FUNCTION YOU HAD TO MEET YOUR WIFE AT AND WHAT COMPANY I WORKED FOR. I'M INTERESTED IN HOOKING UP FOR SOME DISCREET FUN.]]> |
<![CDATA[March 15th Monday, around 5:45a, the last 3digits of your tag # is BZZ (i think) you were leaving from Smyrna/LaVergne area driving down Murfreesboro Rd., you turned right onto Donelson Pike, i turned left......you kept trying to get my attention, i tried ignoring you (sorry) until we both got to the light & were forced to stop beside one another, lol.....and you tried giving me your #, but i did not accept......if this is you I apologize for being rude]]> |
<![CDATA[Saw you Sunday around 11:30 at Panera Bread....I was with 2 girls.....they were wearing KY blue...we made eye contact....first time I have done this...just thought you were pretty damn hot]]> |
<![CDATA[Saw you at the Thai restaurant on Sunday on Woodland St around 7pm. You sat directly behind me, we were also the only patrons that sat by ourselves. Thought you looked very cute. Care to chat?]]> |
<![CDATA[Jeannette at Mapco. We talked about working nights.You were about to get off work. I think you're Hot! If this is you, tell me what I bought. Hope to see you again.]]> |
<![CDATA[I know this may be a long shot but thought I would give it a try..This was last week .......I pull in beside of you at the welcome center at Percy Priest Dam. .. you got out and started waxing you truck. I started talking to you and we talk for quit a while.. I think your very handsome.and thought maybe you might be interested in coming over to my place sometime for a beer. You may not even be gay or bi, but I really enjoyed talking to you..The last thing you said is " maybe i will see you at one of these tolets around here".]]> |
<![CDATA[I pulled up next to you at a gas station, can't remember the name, but you were driving a blue sunfire, we are from the same area..I wanted to talk with you more when you went in to pay, I was done, and I had to get back to where I was staying. I felt a really comforting feeling chatting with you..I am going back there soon, so let's chat!]]> |
<![CDATA[I know things are complicated; you're older than me and we don't get to see each other that often. I'm in west Nashville, you're in east Nashville.
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But I also feel like I've dropped a million and ten hints. I'm fairly sure the bartender at our bar even knows. (and I'm fairly sure he's pulling for me).
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We always have a great time. I can laugh with you and have good conversations with you. We always have fun playing stupid bar games together. I miss being around you when you're gone. I don't usually feel this way. I've felt this way for months and have been with other people on and off.. it's just not what I think it'd be with you. I hate that almost every other guy in the bar can want my number, want me and yet I sit with you all night and nothing nothing nothing.
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Everyone tells me ball is in my court.. but I don't want to mess up a friendship if that's all it could be. I just wish I could fall asleep in your arms. I think we could make each other happy. Just saying.]]> |
<![CDATA[I was buying 30 rolls of toilet paper. You were an attractive blonde buying a single item. You may have been with the guy in line behind you. I didn't see a ring. If you're available and want a guy with plenty of TP, please reply and tell me what that single item was.
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<![CDATA[Bald muscular built wearing blue sweats working out w/ a young guy in red, i saw u glance at me alot email me]]> |
<![CDATA[You served me on Saturday night. You are a very attractive hairy guy. Great smile, fun personality and hot hairy body. You mentioned you can grow major facial hair in just a few days. I was eating with a another man and we both found you to be attractive. Would love to meet you and get to know you. Let me know if you see this.]]> |
<![CDATA[You made some keys for me on Saturday and were not sure if the match was correct. 3 altogether. If you'd like to chat sometime, tell me what you were wearing and what I was wearing. Hope to hear from you.]]> |
<![CDATA[Shes out of my list anyway. If you know what I am talking about and see this let me know .I would really like to hang out with you some time.]]> |
<![CDATA[We were both in the sauna & steamroom around 5:30-5:45...you're in your mid-20's & I'm older...itching to play...was drying off by my locker as you were leaving. Want to have some fun? Tell me what you were wearing & what you were wearing in the wet area?]]> |
<![CDATA[We met and you suddenly disappeared after giving me a sip of your beverage. You seemed fun, and I think you're cute. Reply with your name and what you gave me a sip of. ]]> |
<![CDATA[You literally checked me out at Kohls today. You liked my Guinness shirt. You probably wont read this but if you do know that you are extremely hot and I think we should hook up ;)]]> |
<![CDATA[You and I had alot of eye contact in the locker rm a couple weeks ago. Today we saw each other again at the same gym. You were toweling off as I was getting ready to workout. You smiled at me as you headed back into the shower area.
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If you see this and are interested in more contact - hit me back with more details.]]> |
<![CDATA[ the kulp family is looking for Edward Carl Kulp Jr. to settle your mothers estate, If you know this person please respond to ad.]]> |
<![CDATA[I've seen you at boot camp at the Y, the art crawl and I saw you out last nite (Saturday). We've spoken and been friendly. So let's talk some more if you're good with that...]]> |
<![CDATA[Saw you at Coach's Grill in Murfreesboro and made eye contact with you several times.....your a handsomne masculine guy.
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Tell me who was in my group or what I was wearing so I know it was you.]]> |
<![CDATA[I was at play early Sunday morning we had made strong eye contact you was shirtless
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And had red underwear myself had a leather jacket on and glasses if you see this
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send me a e-mail would love to rack your nuts down to the last drop
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<![CDATA[You were roaming the crowd and dancing with a girlfriend to Hillbilly Casino and Imelda May. Raven black hair...an almost velveteen, leopard print dress...boots made for walking...a wicked stare... The spirit of Bettie Page alive and well in East Nashville. You posed for a pic I attempted, your girlfriend playing you as if you were a bass guitar. Unfortunately, the lights, or lack thereof, wouldn't allow it. We traded a few casual glances throughout the evening and you passed a friendly goodbye along as you left. You were absolutely captivating and I'm simply curious as to who you are...
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<![CDATA[Friday night. Lots of eye contact. Do you remember me, I know this is a long shot.]]> |
<![CDATA[You are in from out of town. We started a fun conversation. It took a while to get your drink and then I had to go. Hit me back if you want to continue the conversation. Share some details that will prove you're the right guy.]]> |
<![CDATA[Your name is Inna and you were at the Verizon store in Cool Springs Thursday night around 7:30. You were really cute. Should've asked for your number.
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About you: you had black pants and were wearing heels. You had your little sister with you. You guys spoke in a foreign language which sounded like Russian. Your mom joined you later (or some older lady). I was the guy in the dark hoodie sitting next to you. I remembered your name from the board.
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If this is you or someone who knows who this might be, give me a shout! ]]> |
<![CDATA[You were riding your bike,
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I biked by and all I could mutter was hello, cause I couldn't think of anything else, and I had been working all day.
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You were cute, let's hang out.
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Tell me the area I'll know it's you.]]> |
<![CDATA[I don't come around at all anymore, so this can't be for me. But it is exactly how I feel about the woman I wished felt that way for me. But as I've said, I've moved on and I don't come around. Sad now, and sad before, because of "can't" and "never". In spite of that, I would tell her everything if she contacted me and wanted to hear how much I've secretly admired her.]]> |
<![CDATA[Initials of who your post is from and/or for? Please???? I'll buy you a cup of coffee in exchange for some clues as to whom your post is for...
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See, I'm not around all that often, but when I am, well...there's someone I feel the same way about (except for the telling her how I feel about her-she actually knows...but there's something holding her back, or so it seems to me)
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I'd love to know if this is meant for me, because if it is we can find ways to work out whatever is going on...
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Okay. . . so you are so amazing. I don't get to see you much anymore, but when you come around you have the most amazing smile and personality. I wish I could tell you how I felt, but I am afraid that really isn't an option. All I can really say is I love to see you and you light up my day when you are around. ]]> |
<![CDATA[Joe, I enjoyed dancing with you. Very sexy guy. Sorry I left with friends without saying goodbye. I'd love to make out with you some more...!
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<![CDATA[I'm looking for this really chill and cute guy that was cutting up the dance floor in the big room of 12th and Porter on Saturday night. It was a great show and I was dancing up from until the place closed. We caught up to each other on the sidewalk and we walked to the parking lot together. I thought we were going to kick it, then you got into your friend's white car and drive away. If you happen to read this, know that I was feeling it and I really want to chat with you more. If you happen to see this, tell me something so that I know it is you.
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Also, there seemed to be other guys looking at me tonight for some reason. 12th and Porter was pretty banging saturday night, if you were there and see this, message me. We already know we have the same taste in music. Later.
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Hope one of my 12th and Porter friends see this!!]]> |
<![CDATA[Dude I saw u again today, your hot!
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<![CDATA[I was checking out a movie last night Friday at the Red Box in Harris Teeter. You were behind me. I think you had a movie to return.
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This was about 11:30? Our cars were parked next to each other when we walked out into the parking lot.
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Tell me about your suv and anything else that your might remember. You seemed friendly.
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If you see this and are interested send me an email! ;)]]> |
<![CDATA[Oh Boscobel apartment dweller, you are so intriguing to me. I don't understand why you dart past your full mailbox without even looking at it but I am sure it is something political and intriguing! I can tell you are smokin' hot because your a/c has already been running. I have seen you once or twice but definitely want to see more ;)]]> |
<![CDATA[You were getting gas for a new vehicle and I was getting gas and we talked for quite awhile about the TN/Ky game. Blk guy here...
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I told you I like the car you were driving and then you told me where you were from. Hit me up and lets go from there]]> |
<![CDATA[Very young at heart,active,Christian lady.The right man will be well taken care of. Love to cook......Just looking for someone to appreciate a good women.Been lied to..........been bent but NOT broken. Treat me the way you would like to be treated,now is that too much to ask? The little things in life mean alot.....No players ,no one night stands............Want a Real man.............is there any out there? Talk to me]]> |
<![CDATA[My waiter tonight was Matt. Nice, hot dude. Would love to taste your pasta noodle. Hit me back. We ran into each other as I was coming out of the mens restroom.]]> |
<![CDATA[So I enjoyed your part in the cowboys. I guess it's a fetish of mine but damn dude you are fine. Tell me you name and you did something as I was leaving what was that also?]]> |
<![CDATA[We have crossed paths once or twice walking our cute little dogs. Today I saw you walking from afar and you were in a pink hoody and you looked absolutely amazing and gorgeous even dressed to relax. I would love to start walking together and start from there. ]]> |
<![CDATA[You were in line ahead of me at the Donelson Mapco on McGavock Friday night. Short skirt, black top. You chatted me up, and I gave you a dollar to buy cigs. Please email me, we need to hook up! ]]> |
<![CDATA[Okay. . . so you are so amazing. I don't get to see you much anymore, but when you come around you have the most amazing smile and personality. I wish I could tell you how I felt, but I am afraid that really isn't an option. All I can really say is I love to see you and you light up my day when you are around. ]]> |
<![CDATA[ive tried to forget about u but cant , i was wondering when ru gonna let ur feeling goes i met many gurls but ur different]]> |
<![CDATA[We spoke last night at the bar. I thought you were someone else. Anyway, I have an idea for your "dream job" search. Please let me know something specific to our conversation so I know it's you. Hope you like Nashville (or Franklin) and I hope you had fun.]]> |
<![CDATA[I had dinner there Wed night and you were my waiter. You are very hot. You recommended a drink for me. I'd love to buy you a drink and get to know you better. Not sure if you'll ever see this but hoping you do. ]]> |
<![CDATA[The incredibly gorgeous girl that sold me a phone at Stones River Mall... we talked for a while.. i was so nervous i couldnt even ask for your number, knowing that you wanted me to have it... Jamelia was your name and i couldnt forget it if i tried. Too bad I dont get a do-over with you. I wouldnt be wondering still]]> |
<![CDATA[We caught each other's eyes and shared a quick smile, but I wish I would've had the gumption to say hi and start a conversation. You were studying for a certification exam.
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If you're interested, email me and put the color of your sweater in the subject. Also, tell me what exam you were studying for so I know it's you.]]> |