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<![CDATA[You were so sexy all in black with a mischievous face, I liked it! Thanks for making my ride home a lil more attractive... I think it was around 6:30-7 in the evening...]]>

<![CDATA[This is MJB of NJ, then Denver, now NYC. I am now more than 3 years sober, and I would love to re-new contact with those who were so good to me -- you, Liz, David, Sally. You, in particular, were kind to me at a time when I probably didn't deserve it, and you were the best boss ever (sorry, David). I hope you'll get in touch with me if that bridge hasn't been burned and the friendship destroyed. I hope you are well and happy.]]>

<![CDATA[We both walked in at 9. I had 2 boxes, you had 1. I didn't have to wait on line....you did. You made a comment to me about the post office. Tell me what that comment was so I know it's you. Did you feel the connection?]]>

<![CDATA[we now know what ;) means... and you guys should all prob meet us for there again for a drink sometime...]]>

<![CDATA[I was with an older friend at Orso last night, we were the last ones there before closing. We made eye contact as i was walking out and getting my coat. You're mad cute. This is a long shot, but maybe grab coffee sometime?]]>

<![CDATA[I sat next to you without realizing how charming you are. When we passed Bill Brand's Masstransiscope between DeKalb and the bridge, we locked eyes and smiled. I cast one more smile your way before you got off at canal, but couldn't read your chuckle as flattery or an affront. You are blond, very cute. I am brunette, short hair, unshaven (for once), wearing a black overcoat, reading an oversized book. You got off at Canal before I could say anything, but I'd like a chance to turn that around.]]>

<![CDATA[Yeah, it's me. You remembered, kind of. Too bad you didn't forget your keys, again. Just so I could get a second look.]]>

<![CDATA[Looking for the handsome blond guy in cowboy boots shopping at Whitmores -- I'm the one doing the planting today. Nice chatting briefly with you -- if you're interested, let me know. D]]>

<![CDATA[We were at a party in Bushwick last night. You were driving, and therefore sober. Perhaps you were too nice to take advantage of a drunken me. Too bad; I want more. (Yes, I can use semicolons.) I think you might actually see this--but only because we're probably both a little crazy.]]>

<![CDATA[You had on Ankh finger rings & black canvas sneakers and a quilt like pattern skirt on 10/09. We road the same A train from West 4th (around 4:45pm) uptown to 125th street and the C to 135th. I was planning to speak to you when we got off at one 135th, but you went up a different staircase and I didn’t see you until you were a block away. I tried to catch up, but just when I was about to, you went into a building. I first saw you a few months ago in Cafe Veg. I hesitated to speak to you then, figured I would see you in the area again. The next time I saw you were at the Harlem Week main event. You were walking with a male and we crossed the street going opposite directions. After passing each other we both looked back at each other for an extended period. Would like to learn more about you. I know if you don't see this post our paths will cross again, but I don’t want to wait that long. ]]>

<![CDATA[Hey there -- like THIS has never happened before in the history of NYC: Walking up 8th avenue between 16th and 17th st sometime after 3:30pm, I catch eyes with you, a young white guy with nice thick eyebrows, Anglo-looking, about 5'7. Insta-connection, each of us turns around 5 steps later and low and behold, we look at each other again and I flash you a smile. I was wearing a black pea coat and chunky plastic-framed glasses, hair was all kooky and tall...email me if this happened to you on Friday afternoon]]>

<![CDATA[You asked me for a cig & We chatted at Grand Central Station on Thursday, Nov 20th. Sorry I rushed off. It will definately be crazy if you actually find this... ]]>

<![CDATA[You cute, dark, with glasses on downtown A train to Penn Station 9am. Me across from you on the subway trying to figure out if I should follow you and introduce myself. Would love to worship you for the next 30 - 50 years. Vincent]]>

<![CDATA[When you type something honestly. ]]>

<![CDATA[Hey. Did we have a connection? At Moe's Bar on Lafayette around 7:30 on Friday. You teach special education English. I teach at Erasmus. I'm the tall guy with silver rimmed glasses. You talked about how crazy Principal K was. I joked about how the real teachers look down on the Fellows. Hit me up if you want. ]]>

<![CDATA[we love you in the north side building on 24th. keep it up. ]]>

<![CDATA[you helped me go from Versace to Hanae Mori. I thought you were really nice and if you want to grab coffee sometime, let me know. Tell me where we were.]]>

<![CDATA[i was half asleep waiting for the train at like 8:20 and as the train was coming in the station our eyes met and you turned your head as you watched me turn mine. wana meet for hot coco at atlantics starbucks?]]>

<![CDATA[You were curly haired, cute frame, turned and smiled at me who was seated at a table before you left. I'd love to meet you back there sometime.]]>

<![CDATA[Wow, I know that both of us agree that there was chemistry there. You left before I could get your number but you kissed me on the forehead on your way out and said "have a good night." Get back to me!]]>

<![CDATA[A few days ago I saw you walking down 5th Avenue. You looked adorable! You were tall, brown hair, green eyes and you were wearing a white dress. I have posted a missed connection video on MissedKisses.com. Check it out and leave a comment on my profile if you recognize me... ]]>

<![CDATA[What's up with that?]]>

<![CDATA[so many imposters and imitators i don't reply to any emails too much homework]]>

<![CDATA[Good Morning Sunshine Its great to know you are up first thing in the morning slurping your coffee for three hours just getting your day started ! I had a dream of you last night like I always do. When will this end? ]]>

<![CDATA[We were each there on dates and chatted a little bit beforehand. You were on a first and I was on a second. I couldn't help but think I'd rather be there with you. Let me know if you felt the same way.]]>

<![CDATA[You were wearing a green flanel, thick framed glasses, tight jeans, and were playing with your ipod and looking down at your feet. I knew you noticed me. I hope you did. If you find this it was meant to be. Let me know so we can go get coffee.]]>

<![CDATA[You just had our baby. We've just come home from the hospital and I'm taking care of you. The three of us spend the afternoon in bed cuddling and kissing. ]]>

<![CDATA[IN LINE, NOT ON LINE you goddamn MORON!!!]]>

<![CDATA[Tell me when you told me that.]]>

<![CDATA[You were sitting and talking with a business colleague. I, tall, dark, handsome and in a turtleneck, was working on an Apple laptop, one table over, and I couldn't stop looking at you. Missed my opportunity to ask you to stay afterwards for coffee. Hoping for another shot. ]]>

<![CDATA[ But I am in a whirlwind. I need to know I am not jumping off a cliff into darkness. Faith is so hard to have right now. Send me a sign please.]]>

<![CDATA[Looking for Ben who graduated from UB. We used to meet up in Buffalo, in NYC now. If you see this hit me up with some details.]]>

<![CDATA[Heading to the blue store this morning. Looking to suck a beautiful cock! Anyone up for an adventure? See you on 44th by 10:30am]]>

<![CDATA[Kyle (Mohawk) ---- sorry... i wanted to continue to talk with you and exchange numbers. hit me up if you are still interested...and tell me who you were with and where we were talking...]]>

<![CDATA[I sat next to on the train. Ronk bound 3:07 you got off at Deer Park. You are brunette and beautiful. You were playing with your phone a lot. I'd love to talk over coffee some time.]]>

<![CDATA[You sat across from us and either were attempting or pretending to read. We were watching you, just like you were watching us. Thought you were cute, but didn't have a chance to say so before you got off at 36th. Coffee or drinks? -The Two Brunettes]]>

<![CDATA[I was riding the R to Brooklyn from Midtown - not sure when you got on the train. We were sitting across from each other and kept making eye contact on and off. You were wearing running gear (shoes, hat, heart-rate-monitory-kind of watch). I'm tall and was wearing a gray coat. E-mail me if you know this is you and describe yourself and me so I know it's you. ]]>

<![CDATA[why does everyone delete so quickly? Anyway, I had the chance to see the post but if you don't love me then why can't you wish me well? I know this is you....I miss you too. But we couldn't be what each other needed right? I couldn't be a friend with benefits and you couldn't be a boyfriend...if only you could have been; i would have been the happiest girl in the world. Since we went our separate ways I have become my own worse enemy. I have become the guy who says the right thing, at just the right time until I have sex and then I say nothing. I don't answer calls, return texts or emails, I'm an ass. I really never loved you but yet you changed me. I don't know if I wish you well but I'm wishing you evil less and less. If you read this you will know that it's from me; I missed a connection with you for the last three months and now I miss the connection with the man I use to be. ]]>

<![CDATA[You were smoking and waiting for your phone. I was the ethnic guy you spoke to while you were waiting. I know you were quite frank and you are still a top and I am still not ready to bottom but I wished I could've kissed you. Any chance? eitherways, You looked amazing and you were funny and interesting. You were the reason I stayed outside and even came back in. Take care.]]>

<![CDATA[Im pretty sure he went to Danbury High... should be 31 or 32 years old and no I did not attend the same school]]>

<![CDATA[You know who I am. Email back.]]>

<![CDATA[We mead out a few times at The Mean Fiddler on Friday night. You then said that I was not in to you and then disappeared, truth is I was in to you, you are as cute as hell. Drop me a line if you would like to go for a drink]]>

<![CDATA[You accosted me as soon as got above ground at Union Square West yesterday about 5:30 and asked me to sponsor a child for the bargain price of 70 cents a day. I listened to you for a while but eventually just told you I thought you were cute and left. I'd like to see you again. Tell me what I was wearing and what your response was to me...]]>

<![CDATA[you looked so cold cold walking your little doggie in your yellow crocs... gosh how I do wish I was the dude keeping you warm..you are just amazing]]>

<![CDATA[Michael M that went to Bishop Ford had, a great time on 73st and if you remember 14ave "great christmas gift". Would love to hear from you, hit me up if you know who. ]]>

<![CDATA[You stopped me at 46th and Broadway and asked me for the time --- after I gave it to you, you shoved a cream pie in my face and left while I was wiping my eyes. Would love to meet you again.....]]>

<![CDATA[Best... title... ever.]]>

<![CDATA[We had a great conversation and were getting comfortable, but you went outside for your last cigarette, and I didn't see you again. Would you like to get together at some point? Know you're busy with school, but I really enjoyed talking to you.]]>

<![CDATA[I was chiding my friend for being unreasonable toward my attitudes about sex and intimacy at bars, but it had gotten so heated that I was pretty much shouting at him. By the time I was done, I noticed that you were on the train. I'm pretty sure I've seen you a few times before. You're a brown-haired girl with very curious eyes and to you, I'm now probably just the bearded maniac. I swear I'm more than just outrage and poorly groomed facial hair. If I see you again, I'll apologize in person, but if you by some wild chance see this first, I'm sorry.]]>

<![CDATA[I saw your post and knew it wasn't for me; I went to see unique forms of continuity in space. My brain somehow invented a situation where it WAS, in fact, directed towards me. I'd said that I'd prefer not to NOT out of lack of interest, but because I was afraid that it would end up hurting me again. The chance is as small as being born with two faces, and things are usually what they appear to be, but I'm just making sure.]]>

<![CDATA[...and I showed you the wrong way! Sorry, I was a bit disoriented and a lil drunk, lol. You were with a friend walking on Rivington, I think? Now I remember where I know you from....NY Cares!! I think we did volunteer work together this past summer. It was bothering me the whole night after I saw you. If you see this, drop me a line. Wouldn't mind hearing from you again...]]>

<![CDATA[Brett, at Starbucks, Dude you are hot, stunning blue eyes. I was there on Thursday what did you help me with? Would like to get to know you.]]>

<![CDATA[You were at the bar with some friends. not sure if you were interested in me or not. if you are, let me know.]]>

<![CDATA[Caroline, I'd love to see you, but I've lost your number. You have black hair, are about 36, play the drums, etc. We hung out a few times. Please write.]]>

<![CDATA[11/21 around 6:30 PM. I got off at 59th St and was walking toward the exit. You were standing in the train doorway and we had a nice double take as the doors closed and you continued uptown. I had on a black jacket and hat and was wearing glasses. You were cute. ]]>

<![CDATA[It was end of day for me and all I wanted was to go home and eat. Hey - sorry I didn't nod hello. You had a tie and wanted to end poverty in 2015. I wore a baggy black canvas coat and had two paper grocery bags. We did that look-back thing on Havemeyer and Marcy Ave. I should have waved, and should have known...]]>

<![CDATA[I am thinking of/missing my good friend(or at least she used to be)MC. Every time I pass that certain address on OCR, I miss you. Every time I hear a Laura Brannigan song, I miss you. Every time I catch "The Wedding Date" on TV, I miss you. Long story short, I always miss you. A nine year friendship is too valuable to throw away because of what was essentially a stupid difference of opinion. ]]>

<![CDATA[i miss you. i love you]]>

<![CDATA[You were sitting by yourself enjoying a nice meal and flight of sake. My ever-growing group of talkative friends and I slowly encroached on your space. I kept meaning to talk more to you, hoping to make a connection, but foolishly kept paying attention to my friends. You said good night, wished us luck, and that was it. Anyway, thought you were cute and interesting. Wanted to know more.]]>

<![CDATA[we exchanged glances. you had a red hat on, black jeans and black boots. cute and a little bit grumpy, just like myself. yep you were sleepy and so was i but you caught me staring at you as my stop approached. i got off at clark at you sleepily sped on...sigh. i was trying to make eye contact with you at delancy but alas you were too pre occupied by your sleep inducing ipod. coffee...movie.. aghhh crap, what do "normal" people write in these pathetic posts. well if you'd like to exchange verbal communication i would love to meet you.]]>

<![CDATA[When I first laid eyes upon you, I saw you giving a random stranger shit about having a bike on the path train. Our eyes met and then you called me Harry Potter. We both boarded the bus bound for Bayonne and you asked me for my monthly pass so your friend wouldn't have to pay. I neglected your offer and you once again called me Harry Potter and also gay. I laughed at your wonderful insult. I also couldn't help but notice that you clearly had herpes on your upper lip. So really the question is...wanna do lunch?]]>

<![CDATA[I love your poem. I read it and its sound true and ture. Its so real all the things you wrote...]]>

<![CDATA[I helped you out with directions. Should have been mindful to get your information. Hope you enjoyed the show, you're cute...]]>

<![CDATA[I have come to the realization just simply being on this missed connections. Or on MEN SEEKING WOMEN OR WOMEN SEEKING MEN. The shape in which relationships are in sadly MARRIED MEN ARE LOOKING FOR WHAT THEY DON'T GET IN THE HOME. OR THEY DO BUT WANT MORE ADVENTURE. THEN TRULY WHY THE HECK DID YOU GET MARRIED? OR WHY ARE YOU IN A RELATIONSHIP BEING A FRICKIN CHEAT? Hasn't time given you anything like GROWING THE HECK? Stop being so frickin self. Men open up your eyes. WOMEN KNOW WHEN HER MAN IS CHEATING. AND DON'T FEEL HURT AFTER SO MANY TIMES OF YOU BEING A CHEAT. FEELING NOT SATISFIED BY HER. PERHAPS THE FEELING IS MUTUAL WOMEN WANT PLEASURE AND MEN ARE INTO 5 MINUTES. LOL BEING REAL. WOMEN DO CHEAT THE DIFFERENCE IS THEY CHEAT AFTER THERE MAN HAS CHEATED. AND YOU KNOW WHAT THAT IS WHY THEY ARE STILL WITH YOUR ASS. IF NOT THEY WOULD OF LEFT YOU A LONG TIME AGO. PS DON'T TAKE OUT THE TIME TO RESPOND YOUR RESPONSE IS NOT NECESSARY NOT A THING YOU SAY CAN EVER EXPLAIN TO ME YOUR MESSED UP BEHAVIOR TOWARDS SOMEONE YOU SAY, YOU LOVE. FOR LOVE IS MANY THINGS CHEATING IS NOT PART OF THAT EQUATION. GROW UP!!! BY THE WAY ONLY GOD CAN HELP YOU AND IF YOU DON'T CHANGE YOU WILL LOSE THE FAMILY YOU SOOOO LOVE. ]]>

<![CDATA[I saw you Thursday evening on the 23rd St platform (going uptown on the F/V line) wearing a red jacket. There was a blind woman on the platform as well and she was about to bump into the wall when you helped direct her to wherever she was going. Your act of kindness touched my heart and I wish everyone was as sensitive, helpful, and compassionate.]]>

<![CDATA[I enjoy talking to you. We should get together for coffee. ]]>

<![CDATA[ You were just coming out of the shower when I was getting ready at my locker. You had dark features, dark hair, and a perfect uncut cock. I'm the compact, hairy Italian guy with the ass you admired As I was going back to the shower, you were by the mirrors and we smiled at each other. Wish I'd given u my number.Find me here...]]>

<![CDATA[I spun you around the dance floor but had to leave early. I'm sorry!!! I hope we can connect again. You were beautiful and smelled like vanilla. I remember your name and I hope this works so I can hear from you again!!!]]>

<![CDATA[I'm the cute bartender who worked upstairs who kindly served you water all night, since you apparently had some sort of surgery recently. You didn't really know what you were doing at the event and I couldn't really tell ya much about it but we had some good laughs about it. I was planning on using your number but unfortunately that little scrap of paper you wrote your number down on turned out to be too little as it disappeared on me. You were with your sister and a guy friend so if anyone knows this girl or sees this that can help, it would be nice to hear from you. Jeff]]>

<![CDATA[Our eyes met as we passed each other this morning, I smiled, but had to keep walking, as I was already late for work. Something about you intrigued me, I got the feeling you're a very intelligent and fun person, just from the one glance. That sounds a little crazy, it probably is, but, it's how I felt as our paths crossed. If you'd ever like to get a cup of coffee let me know.]]>

<![CDATA[This happened on Friday, sometime in the afternoon. We were both waiting on line in the 63rd and Broadway Starbucks. I was the construction worker standing behind you. Our eyes met a few times, I thought you were very attractive. Drop me a line if you happen to see this. ]]>

<![CDATA[you came into my job, i kept looking at you, you were looking at me, you were guyanese i think, brown timberlands, leather jacket. you asked me for help and then you asked for my phone number. i gave you my number. if you see this then get back at me ****]]>

<![CDATA[Possibly. Be on the look out. ]]>

<![CDATA[hello. at absolute power, friday night, you were chatting with the counter-maid while i was getting ready to leave. as i was putting on my hoodie you kept turning around to smile at me. you looked like you had something to say. but sadly, nothing was said. so, here's a link to my email address.]]>

<![CDATA[ You stumped me. I have no idea what this means. Must not be you :( --- My clue: definitely not B multiplicity noticed ]]>

<![CDATA[I just came from the shower and you had just gotten to the locker next to mine. Was on my knees at one point with you in your underwear; missed opportunity.]]>

<![CDATA[First time giving this a shot but ... etc. Monday night 11/17 Splash - you were in long-sleeve grey collarless shirt/sweater and khaki pants. Me - black NorthFace pullover and jeans. You were occupied then gone, but the one you where occupied with wasn't. You're damn handsome. Hit back if this seems on target. Later!]]>

<![CDATA[You were at the gym tonight...around 7-830 ish. You are about 5'6-5'7 blk short hair and muscular andb were wearing all black and are definitely hot. You walked by my friend and I and did something friendly. If you are reading this and are curious or gay, definitely respond. I am masc, professional, normal, fun guy and would be into getting to know you]]>

<![CDATA[This note really spoke to me. And reminded me of something that had occurred in my life as well. So like you I take this journey and look at my self and self reflect. Forgiving that person which I have a long time ago. But the residue of what it does to you still remains.So here's to new beginnings to you and I. SMILE TODAY YOU SET YOURSELF FREE AND HIM. GOD LOVES YOU. ]]>

<![CDATA[Hi, You and I helped a hurt man outside the subway station at 23rd and Broadway today at around 11:30 a.m. You called 911 and we stayed with the man until the 4 emergency guys came. When the hurt man regained consciousness his first sight was you kneeling next to him and his first words were "You're pretty." I told you that you had done a good deed and you said I had too. I then continued on down into the subway and rode to my appointment but have wished all day that I had suggested we get a cup of coffee to celebrate our joint good deed. You really were wonderful today and I really would like to buy you that cup of coffee. You are a very special person. If you read this, please e-mail me. Look forward to hearing from you. Art ]]>

<![CDATA[I always see you coming out of the L-train in the morning or going into it at night, and we usually make heavy eye-contact. Tonight we literally did a double-take. I'd love to finally meet up.]]>

<![CDATA[I am a SUB 29 year old latino male whos into CFNM and D/S lifestyle I am searching ONLY DOMINATE FEMALES WHOS INTO HUMILIATION "CFNM" OR STRAP-ON PLAY Also I am searching for females that like to see me naked. I could be a naked butler or a maid. I just like to be naked in a large crowd of females.]]>

<![CDATA[you were standing on the corner of broome and cleveland smoking an american spirit cigarette - they're my favorite. you were tall and attractive, wearing a hat. i'd like to know you.]]>

<![CDATA[I sat down across from you when I got on the Q train at Cortelyou Road around 4 pm. You were reading sheet music and you had a cup of coffee or tea. More importantly, you were unbelievably beautiful. It was impossible not to stare. We were making eye contact until I got off at Atlantic Avenue. I hope you see this because I would love to see you again.]]>

<![CDATA[My clue: definitely not B multiplicity noticed]]>

<![CDATA[you seemed like you might have been interested in the comic i was reading. anyway, you're beautiful, lets get together ]]>

<![CDATA[we were on the 1st avenue bus together tonight going uptown, you and I smiled at each other a few times and I just couldn't keep my eyes off you.. you got off around 86th street. hope you bump into this and I can find you again!]]>

<![CDATA[you were wearing a purple scarf when i came in around 8 and we were talking about schools. really wanted to give you my number but didn't want to embarrass you in front of your coworkers...hit me up if you see this!]]>

<![CDATA[look. i just want this to be over. i have had my share of pain and darkness. you wronged me when i was young and i didn't deserve to be treated that way. i need to let this go. for my own sake, i need to be free. of you, of the anger, of the fear, of the resentment, of the sadness. of the shame. i was just a young girl and even though i was slightly older than you, you were the one in the power position, because you knew i liked you, you knew you were more confident and you were supposed to be my protective "brother" figure. so fuck you!!! fuck you for hurting me. fuck you for hurting me emotionally, physically, sexuality. fuck you for damaging me in my prime and making me afraid to trust men and people in general. i know you didn't have an easy life and for that i have compassion, but for god's sake, i hope i can forgive you as i plan to forgive myself. what i deserved from you was love. pure love. what i got was horror. this is to all of you who wronged women and this is for all women who were wronged. fuck you. you took something very precious from me that i have spent years trying to get back. it's a long hard road and i didn't think i'd ever feel deserving. but i am worthy of love and i'll be damned if i am gonna let anyway take that away from me. my heart is open, i am ready to love and i am ready to forgive, even you, even you. but especially myself. ]]>

<![CDATA[You -- white, blonde/brown hair I think (pulled up under your hat) and petite but packing heat. I know your uniform doesn't do the rest of you justice, so I'd like to see you in your civvies.]]>

<![CDATA[Uptown D train this morning. Got on at Atlantic. You looked several times but maybe I was still in a delusional morning stupor and dreampt the whole thing. You're very attractive. I would love to meet for a coffee sometime...]]>

<![CDATA[? You could call me. ]]>

<![CDATA[I stopped in there around 9:15 pm on Fri (11/21)nite! You were giving wine tastings! I had on burberry cap and blk coat, and was buy Svedka vodka! If u would like to meet up sometime, that would be great! Take Care Btw, ur smile was amazing]]>

<![CDATA[Type O rules! Do you know that people mistake "unjustifiable" for "I'm just a fireball"? Ha!]]>

<![CDATA[We chatted heading uptown between 23rd and 42nd street... I was wearing a plaid coat and had a wedding dress in a paper bag. You were wearing a gray leather jacket listening to music. You're a sculptor and I study art history. We should hang out.... you also have a very nice smile. ]]>

<![CDATA[greenwich here new canaan there please answer i miss you]]>

<![CDATA[I just saw a picture of you in the nytimes site being interviewed for a documentary about missed connections. You are BEAUTIFUL!!!]]>

<![CDATA[We both got on around Union square around 8 maybe? You were with a girl (your girlfriend?) and maybe your mom. You had on a jacket (black I think), a hoodie and a baseball cap. I was just getting home from work. We locked a times a few times - I was into it, but didn't really know what to do. Anyway, I'd be into meeting if you are. Anyway, get back if this sounds familiar...]]>

<![CDATA[I believe it is you that hacks into my system. Stop turning the tables on me as if I am the one that hacks. Repeating things exactly word for word I had saved on my favorites. It was quite obvious then. Do you think I am a damn fool ? Funny or coincidence ? It was NOT funny then and is NOT funny NOW ! Does it ring a damn bell ? Stop hacking into my damn shit. Thanks. I dont have to go through all that length, trust me. I dont find invading my damn privacy funny. If you want me come and get me. NO need to peep through my damn crap. TX.]]>