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<![CDATA[hi guys...i am a single guy in my forties looking to make new friends, which is a bit difficult at this age, right?? My interests are varied..the theater, dining out, travel, good conversation, coffee, and much more if this sounds cool, and you are looking to make a new friend, please get in touch....please be between 35 and 50 thanks]]>

<![CDATA[Title basically sums it up. i'm a photographer putting together a collection of photos of males - boys next door, average boys, boys comfortable with themselves, for an exhibit i have coming up. i am not looking for over-done guys. must be over 21, and comfortable with having nude photos taken. the final idea is to present this in an opening, so pretty obvious you must be comfortable with that as well. really nothing sexual about this. can provide some booze as a return? thanks for your time.]]>

<![CDATA[Hey Ladies, To celebrate the christening of our new apartment, and the arrival of a couple slobs from Canada, we're throwing a party. Question is: Who wants to get roofied? If you like to party with the big boys, then come on down! We'll make you a star.... East Village Your pic gets ours]]>

<![CDATA[Good Afternoon Craig's List! Recently my sneakers broke (There are many holes and it gets cold even with two pairs of socks!). I work, I am not homeless and I first want to suggest that you bring any old shoes or buy some new shoes and donate them to a man or woman who you might pass by on the street everyday and notice on a daily basis getting colder and greyer. After you do this, or if you feel uncomfortable doing this maybe I can help you (The important thing is that you don't just give them away, these men and women are individuals as are you so introduce yourself and maybe talk and ask them if they want some new shoes, and if they don't that's alright- you did a fine thing. If they do, get their size or invite them to come with you and try some on. This is a small gesture that means the world to someone. This is ofcourse something that can be done with food, clothing and other items. I just personally have been feeling cold lately with my broken sneakers so I figured those living on the streets might as well. If you have done this, or don't want to no worries. Maybe you feel like helping out someone like me, who feels guilty if I spend money on myself because of all the men and women I work with on a daily basis. We can go to Kmart, or any cheaper inexpensive store, just need somesneakers that don't have any holes. I am a size 6.5'7.5 womens and if you have old mens sneakers pass them along, too! I guess my thoughts are that I see so many business men walking around and I always secretly wish that they would want to take me out to eat or spoil me with something-- material things are nothing-- love is all thatmatters. I guess I say business men because although they have a lot, most of my male friends involved with investment banking are very lonely and forget about the importance of little gestures of sharing a hot chocolate, buying a warm scarf from a street vendor or other moments that allow our economy and city to survive. This went on for too long, and I guess I want you to walk away with something- If you are lonely, talk to someone. It's the season where all people need someone- be that someone! I am not poor by any means, so don't scrounge around to get me new shoes if you don't have the money- I don't need them as much as others do! Download the song- Christmas Shoes by New Song. Enjoy the day and keep things simple. At the end of the day, the important thing is love.]]>

<![CDATA[hey recessions make one question everything. I love value and buying in bulk. anyone else love value?]]>

<![CDATA[Anyone interested in getting some Italian, greek or ethopian lunch ? ]]>

<![CDATA[Yes, I need what all other potential immigrants do, and yes, I am offering money. But hey, I am not looking for a looser who just needs money. If you are into making a good friend and creating a good karma for yourself, be free to respond to this. So, the package I am offering also includes great information exchange, beverage and food consumption, attendance of the shows and movie theaters, etc etc etc... Please don't be too young or too old, no hip hoppers or drug addicts. Girlfriends are allowed only if they happen not to be neurotic. ]]>

<![CDATA[Perhaps I could be looking for someone who keeps me stimulated. Maybe if you do welcome the creator to give you good blessings maybe its a good idea to speak that you do maybe saying something like "I welcome the creator to give me good blessings" maybe though it could be even better to have someone confirm that you do maybe they could say something like "I recognize (NAME) welcomes the creator to give (NAME) good blessings maybe it could also be good to share this with others. If no belief maybe you can go on the possibilty example "If there is a god of this creation I welcome that god to give me good blessings." Maybe if you initiate with me then maybe I'll respond. Maybe I will visit staten island someday. ]]>

<![CDATA[Married guy, enjoy movies or shows, dining, shopping and sightseeing. Seeking a cool guy around my age do check out the city. This is only my second trip to the city, would like to see more and have a great time. Not a huge partier. In town from 11/30 - 12/3]]>

<![CDATA[No expectations here - but would love to meet a cool guy for brunch and see if we hit it off. Masc white preppy guy here, 5'8 150. ]]>

<![CDATA[Athletic guy seeks a feminine woman who would like a man to be at her beck and call for house cleaning, chores, errands, massage and anything that would please and amuse her. Thank you.]]>

<![CDATA[lets go to the met or museum of natural history and then we can get lunch and head down to soho for some shopping maybe? please send a pic in your email thanks..]]>

<![CDATA[For many years I have given massages and have healed. I also teach Tantra. My goal is to be a conveyor of love and peace. ========================================================================= Feel free to e-mail me please for more information anna@annastherapy.com ================================================================= - Methods to balance sexual energy vitality I want to say thank you to everybody who came to me.... Female New Age Tantra healer... My session is healing with long time successful experience. - Expansion and open block of creativity - Trance Yoga - Relationships, intimacy... - Psychotherapy - Hypnotrance - Professional massage for pain and stress relief - Past life regression - Energy balancing of mind, spirit and body - blocked energy of libido - Prostate energy healing - Prem. ejaculation - Ejaculation control - ED ]]>

<![CDATA[MWM--mature nice looking professional-Looking for a friend to chat with occasionally-coffe lunch--not looking for a relationship--just a friend who is lonely and needing something different--hit me back and Ill tell you more]]>

<![CDATA[Hicksville only. Late 20's Female non smoker, looking to rent a room in an apartment share or house share. If you've been having your own place, an individual, but now would be nice to help pay some bills, where you can save some money, I can give you $500 in cash every month for an empty room decent size room that includes internet access, window, closet, bathroom & kitchen access if it's okay by your landlord to have another person living there. I've been helping someone pay with their apartment since March of 2007, in an apartment share but now they're selling the house here, so I must find another place. Looking to move in November 30th. Let me know its availability. if you can afford more than me, & were looking to move to Hicksville near the RR, you can rent the apartment and I can rent the other room from you. Strictly platonic only like the sections states. Strictly roommates only. This is a serious ad. You must not smoke or have any dogs. I am a great roommate. I can take the mail in when you're not home, I can vacuum the carpets. I am very clean neat & organized. You can have all the drawers, cabinets, livingroom, to yourself, just looking to share bathroom, full kitchen (I don't use the oven just the stove) and live in a decent size room to fit all my stuff with a standard size closet for storage in Hicksville. Needs to be around 1.3 miles or less from the RR. in Hicksville only please. I'm quiet, respect property, no drugs, good credit, have no kids, I don't drink, have only caged 'pets', NO DOGS OR CATS, I freelance in a few different areas & can give you cash every month. NO basements. First or second floor if possible. Please be detailed when emailing me. Age, gender, amount of people in place, & anything else you can provide. Do not just leave your phone number without any information where I have to pull teeth. It's hard to live on Long Island, so if you're looking to save some money, let me help & at the same time have a place to live. Thank you ]]>

<![CDATA[I'm a really down to earth guy, pretty new to the city, just looking for a cute/pretty girl to go do something with. I'm open to any ideas.. but I'm thinking maybe dinner or movie or music or drinks (or some combination).. Let's do something tonight.. Email me and we'll go from there. Thanks!]]>

<![CDATA[ brighton beach. $650 and $750 a month. furnished room in a two family house ]]>

<![CDATA[which one of you lucky guys will be the one to take me on a date?! ]]>

<![CDATA[I just moved into my studio in this luxury building. Quite lonely here though! I am 26, male, professional and sane. If you are interested in a good conversation or watching a movie at my place, ping me! ]]>

<![CDATA[ What is Howard Beach like? From people I know, it sounds like a mixed bag. Good and bad. There seems like there is a lot of trash. Some of the people sound downright insane. Always looking to fight someone, standing on top of cars, cursing, being rude and disrespectful to women, blatant racism. What do you think?]]>

<![CDATA[I am looking for the sanity and groundiness of befriending a GWM living locally..preferably between the age of 40 and 60 years old. I have overdosed on the drama....games....substance abuse and superficialness that is like an absolute cancer in the long island lesbian community...... I am looking for a guy buddy to hang out with....go out to dinner with.....catch a movie with...........without the drama and expense that goes along with trying to befriend him. ]]>

<![CDATA[I am a Russian girl. I have a boyfriend from India. I like to learn about Hinduism and Buddhism, listen to Indian music, and watch Bollywood movies. I am looking for a Russian or Jewish person who is interested in Indian culture. Please email me if you are interested.]]>

<![CDATA[I just bought myself a nice cruiser bike... wondering if there are any sassy, cultured, intelligent and of course, in shape, girls out there looking to enjoy the sunshine while flying through bike routes, paths and city streets this afternoon... and even take some pictures with my point and click along the way.... I'm escaping the confines of my apt in about two hours.. so I'm hoping to make a new friend today and I'm sure you are too if you love riding your bike and having good company.... Send me your AIM or YM... let's exchange some pictures and let's get some pseudo exercise... Cheers, Jeff.. 5'10, 160lbs, jetblack hair, brown eyes.. a student of sarcasm and art director by day... and a philosopher and dancefloor maven by night... ]]>

<![CDATA[Once again Not looking for a hookup. I'm looking to meet new people. I'm tall, handsome, professional, successful and more fun than most. I like being outdoors, staying in shape, music, cooking, and having fun. I have many hobbies and interests, and am always open to new ones. Tell me about yourself and we can go from there....]]>

<![CDATA[I am looking for NSA sex with a mature woman between the ages of 30-45. Must host and be nice, clean, safe in shape, and discreet. I am 24 yrs. old very slim and average looking guy and clean. if interested lets chat first and take it from there. please send screen name and a pic with u r respond. thanks ************************YOU MUST HOST IN NYC**************************** ***************************************************************************************************************************************************************************************************************************]]>

<![CDATA[I am a Russian girl. I am well-read. I have many eclectic interests which include biology, psychology, cosmology, ancient history, Indian and Chinese culture, Buddhism, world music, and yoga. I am looking for an intelligent Russian person who is interested in science and culture. Please email me if you are interested.]]>

<![CDATA[Not looking for sex, rather a normal, friendship. It's really tough meeting the kind of guys that I mesh with. I'm hopeing to connect with a nice non-scene guy. I'm young, preppy, attractive, fit, masc. 5'8 140 lbs. easy to talk to, just a regular guy who happens to be gay and i'm looking for someone similar under 35. Please email me your face pic and we'll take it from there - thanks ]]>

<![CDATA[Hey ladies and thank you for taking you're time to read this, I am visiting the city for a week, and would love to find some chill, outgoing, down to earth, people to show me around, go out, dinner, shop, have fun nights out on the town, it's my first time and im super excited!! so hit me up and lets see what happens. Ya only live once right so lets make the best of it what have we got to lose. As for me I freelance in video production, Photography, and play drums. I love trying new things and ill try anything once. I am 24 I like to do all kinda sports, dance, hit up a chill bar, shop, the beach, dinner, movies, parks, etc... it's not what ya do but who ya do it with right ?? ya i think well lets find out!! Thx for you're time hit me up, Joseph. ]]>

<![CDATA[anyone want to smoke hit me up jwilz05@yahoo.com]]>

<![CDATA[Do not need to type my life story here, i am who i am take it or leave it ya know just looking for a girl who is into the samethings as me tattoos metal/rock music wrestling body mod writing poetry horror movies cooking interested my aim is aslaydying1283 not looking to get married or true love or ne thing like other posts on here,,just someone cool to talk with]]>

<![CDATA[The title of the post says it all. It's cold outside and even though it's really hard to motivate myself out of the bed...I would still dare to go out get coffee/brunch/watch a movie and get dinner/drinks later...A lil bit about me...I just moved to the city after graduating from grad school and work for a pretty interesting firm. I am totally sane and normal and consider myself outgoing, intelligent and a great conversationalist. I am 6ft and 155 lbs and def think I am good looking...so anyways if you fancy all of the above, please do write back...we could exchange pics and head out if we can motivate ourselves to...I am open to all races and ethnicities....]]>

<![CDATA[I'm looking for a straight single girl to do fun things on the weekends. I live in Bayside (I drive) but I love to go to Astoria to the Cafe's, Hookah bars, lounges, etc. I also go the mall in Long Island, manicures, movies, etc. I have a hard time meeting single people, I have a very demanding professional job, and everyone in family is married and into their own thing, and I've grown apart of my married friends as well. I'm easy going, love to have fun. If you are in a similar situation, reply with your picture and I will send mine and lets take it from there!]]>

<![CDATA[Seeking intelligent company to go out for drinks or a movie this evening. Please write to me if you would like to go out for a bit. I am 28 yrs old, fairly educated and work with computers. ]]>

<![CDATA[Perhaps a crazy thing to aspire to ? That's ok , it's what I want and need. Naturally , I'm in a terrible marriage whose expiration date is approaching.... I would love to meet a sweet , loving , happy woman who'd love the company of a nice looking , decent guy who also has a good sense of humor. A pajama party is possible for me once a week . A nice dinner date is possible more than once a week. A nice phone conversation is possible most anytime. ................................................................................ I want to become friends with someone who I am dying to see those few times a week. Is that wrong of me ? Everyone deserves to have some joy in their life , including me. I hope someone really nice responds to this , Thanks]]>

<![CDATA[hopelessly infatuated with "abercrombie-type" poster boys for safe dating! However, a guy with a warm heart and pleasant personality really captures my fullest attention! I have a track record for dating dudes within 10 yrs my age! Please, don't be perfect, but please be drugs free! Me: thirty five years of age, six feet, one hundred sixty pounds, thirty two waiste, Slim, Black Hair, Smooth, ethnic boy! movies-malls-coffee shops-restaurants-broadway shows-comedy shows-lounges/bars are all ok w/ me! OPEN TO DATING GUYS BOTH IN NJ & NY! I have car, and willing to meet in public for a drink! If interested, please reply with stat & pic! thank-you! ]]>

<![CDATA[kind herbs and buds for friends get in touch im not a cop & you need to prove your not a cop. im very reliable and have stuff to offer ]]>

<![CDATA[JUST CAME BACK FROM THE HOME OF THE PIFF AND LAND OF WHORES. THERE MONEY TO BE MADE AND A LIFE TO LIVE.. LOOKING FOR A DOWN ASS BITCH READY TO TRAVEL AND GET IT. IF ANY OUT THERE HOLLA BACK AT ME. DROP A EMAIL SO WE CAN GET FAMILIAR....]]>

<![CDATA[ So after the Thankgiving holiday i'll be moving back home to baltimore.With preparing for the move back my life has been so hectic and stressful. Though im going back to Baltimore I'll be back in new york frequently to check on grandmother. Now that the majority of my preparation is done, I thought it would be nice if I took a step back and enjoy my last week or so in New York. I'd love to chill with another down to earth person who would also enjoy some company. I myself am very kind hearted person, I love to laugh, and am a really good listener if you need one.I would like to tell you more, but I think I'm beoming too long winded.if you'd like to get to know me better or tell me about yourself, please feel free to hit me up. EMAILS WITHOUT PICS WILL NOT GET A RESPONSE.]]>

<![CDATA[I AM SUBMISSIVE AND OBEDIENT AND SEEK TO SERVE AN ASSERTIVE FEMALE 1X OR SO PER WEEK DOING GENERAL HOUSECLEANING LIKE WASHING THE KITCHEN AND BATHROOM FLOOR, VACUUMING, SCRUBBING THE TUB AND TOILET ETC. NO SEXUAL COMPENSATION OR CONTACT EXPECTED. STRICTLY PLATONIC ]]>

<![CDATA[These are a few of my favorite things.... Cuddling with a cute guy, watching a movie in bed. kissing. spooning and holding hands. showering together. deep french kissing, snuggling close. hold each other in a tight embrace, falling asleep together. These are the kinda guys I like.. Very very cute, masculine, under 45, married, bi or str8 really young or even salt and pepper. discreet love men when they are drunk or buzzed. Ah, they get so cute and adorable! Basically, thats that. Im a nice guy into some very softcore stuff. And what am I? Easy going, 28 year old, attractive, cute, preppy and a lotta fun. Not looking to get into sex, or anything hardcore. JO, if it comes to that. Can always make time for a warm cuddle. So, lets do it. Prefer to travel to you]]>

<![CDATA[Single white professional seeks that special SAF for a serious relationship leading to marriage, children and happiness. Must be kind, caring, intelligent and open to adventure. Chinese preferred, but open to other nationalities. Please be between 23 and 31. Respond with a photo and description of yourself. ]]>

<![CDATA[ Hey! Im a make up artist who is doing a photoshoot monday evening in the city for a Punk Rocker clothing line. They asked me to help them get 2 more girls and one guy. I realized thats harder than i thought. This shit requires the girls to be very light skinned and long hair a bonus and dark hair a plus. Height doesnt matter. Guys need to be thin and slight long hair. You will be given a cd with your prints on them after the shoot. Now I will be workin with a few other photographers where it will be random shooting Im just building up a portfolio so those shoots it wont matter the height, size, or anything. And i might call you too if i feel like being creative with my make up and will just do your make up and take pics on my own. But please email me with your pictures and I will call you.It will be so much fun and great experience out of it. ]]>

<![CDATA[I'm a handsome, friendly, GWM pro photographer with lots of experience. I'm offering my services for guys who are in need of pictures to use online for dating, hooking up, your page on myspace or facebook, etc. Get something much better than those self portraits taken in the mirror. I have a good eye and will bring out the best in you. I'll do whatever type of pics you want. They can range from fully clothed to more sexual. My rate starts at $100. I can shoot you at my place in Chelsea. Contact for details.]]>

<![CDATA[hey there, Im 29 from nyc...i will be your tour guide in NYC for 50 bux. I will also hang out with you, go places with you, etc...for 50 as well. I am not a sex worker. I am not a crazy nut. I just need some money to pay for my law school applications. I grew up in NYC, and I know everything about it. I am very helpful. I am not, not not interested in dating. This is not a date. This is just me either showing/driving you around different parts of NYC, as per your request. We will never be alone. We will always be in public. About me, 6' green eyes black hair, long eyelashes....i have pics....i have a masters in international affairs, and I used to be a teacher, financial executive, and civil rights advocate. I am now striving to use my communication abilities to be a professional friend. Ok, so there is no such thing. Or we call them prostitutes. But I am abstinent! So there! Ok, enough rambling. Email me, no pics necessary (this isnt a hook up after all)]]>

<![CDATA[I'm Derick.the story is this..I have been single for over a year.While i was getting caught up into my job and staying focused i lost touch with social activities.i am 6'2,210 lbs.a real cool guy who is also a homebody.I can cook and pour a good glass of wine.It is saturday,is there anyone who would like to know a great guy?how about you keep me company?I guareentee you wont be bored.]]>

<![CDATA[I'm looking for a attractive female poker player to join me in Atlantic City for some tournies or single table tournies. We can share the gas and possible room if we find luck is on our side at the tables. Above all, it should be fun. I'm looking to go anyday beginning Monday to Wednesday, just before Thanksgiving. Please respond with a pic because your riding shotgun with me. hehe]]>

<![CDATA[It is so cold outside!]]>

<![CDATA[Im going to get a massage and a pedicure, nee some company, if your in need of some pampering, seek platonic guy friend, get back to me.]]>

<![CDATA[goodlooking married male looking for that cool female to b my home girl so we could chill and have fun]]>

<![CDATA[Just thinking of going to the Met later for an hour and was hoping there is a really cool laidback girl out there who is just looking for a platonic guy friend, Just got out of a relationship and not really looking for anything new. So if you have no plans and just want to explore the city, and it would help if you had a sense for style i need to get somethings for my house, like curtains and I have no idea how to do that. I'm 35, been working in manhattan for 4 years, easy going and love meeting new people at random, I now what yoru thinking as most guys on CL are just lookingto hookup, or are really strange, i can promise you i'm none of that.So if your interested,let me know. my yahoo im is bear_bear60 oh this is for a platonic friend, so please if you offer sex, are from another country, looking for sugerdaddy, do not reply, im not interested.]]>

<![CDATA[I am a 29 years old female seeking motherly guidance. I know it is an odd request but all I can do is hope the right woman will see this and continue reading more about me. You may wonder why I am seeking a motherly figure. Well........ simply because the older I get, the more it seems you need your parents. My father was a single parent and raised me alone. He loves me dearly but it was hard growing up fully knowing my mother didn't care much about me. I am not looking for money or gifts but someone to learn from, share confidences with, form a friendship and hopefully be able to provide the same in return. Your religion or race is not an issue because happiness is color-blind. Thank you for reading this ad and I hope that you receive ALL good things that you desire! XOXO! ]]>

<![CDATA[Hi. Does anyone want to go with me to Ambulance ltd. tonight? Stictly platonic, of course.]]>

<![CDATA[I'M LOOKING FOR A NICE MAN TO GO AWAY WITH ON A MINI WEEKEND VACA FROM SAT AND RETURN MONDAY. IM JUST LOOKING FOR SOME GOOD OLD FASHIONED FREINSHIP FOR COMPANY. IM BLACK, AVERAGE GIRL. SO IF YOU ARE INTERESTED LET ME KNOW. PLEASE SEND A PIC.]]>

<![CDATA[anyone want to smoke?? if u do hit me up........ jwilz05@yahoo.com]]>

<![CDATA[ Truly nice person here available to give you a relaxing and stress reducing massage. Available days during the week. Your place. I'm tall, blond, slim, blue eyes and totally sweet personality. Discreet, mature and dependable.]]>

<![CDATA[Hey friends.I am looking for female friend,(panpal) to share everything with.All on line so no need to be shy.We can talk about everything,sex to family. Love to hear from like minded people.It'll be fun.I promise you.No pictures needed or names or anything else for that matter.Let's just write,and see where we end up. Warmest regards ]]>

<![CDATA[Attractive white male, Irish/English, Artist, former escort, seeks others who have had an experience with the "life". Let's talk online first and see where it goes.... ]]>

<![CDATA[Not my kind of thing, posting on Craigslist but at this point I'll do anything to ease the pain of splitting up with my wife so here goes. Englishman, 40. Looking to meet people who are in the same or a similar situation. I recently separated from my wife and really feel lost. I didn't realize how much I relied on her for my social life. I've never been one to have loads of friends but now I feel totally alone. I'm a professional, working in the city. Anyway, I don't want to totally depress any potential new friends, so shoot me an email if you feel like hanging out sometime or just chatting over email. Here are a few of my interests: I play guitar, was in a band in the UK for 20 years Like art and anything creative (would like to maybe go to some classes for photography, painting etc..) Although I have recently started smoking again, I'm going to quit. Stopped drinking 4 months ago. Go to the gym, would like to start going hiking or maybe climbing etc.. Love travel, lived in Spain and Haifa. Anyway, let me know, Cheers.]]>

<![CDATA[I’m a writer, working on developing a character, and my experience with this kind of guy (stud) is pretty limited to one or two acquaintances I had in college. And I didn’t really know them that well. I’m looking for a guy to base a character on for a story I’m writing . I’ve actually already got the character pretty well fleshed out intellectually – he’s a misogynist jock, thirty-two years old, cocky and confident, and his life always seems to work. Writing for him is turning out to be a lot more difficult than I imagined. What I need are specific experiences/ stories that can help explain how he got that way or draw inspiration from. It’s easy enough to create a character that fucks a lot, but it’s another to explain how he developed, where he comes from, what’s his point of view… how he reconciles what he does with his upbringing and beliefs. So I’m looking for your help. I’m looking for guys who think they’re studs to be blunt – who sleep around a lot, and who experience no shame, (although if you fuck a lot and experience shame, I’d love to talk to you about it – that’s an interesting take – like you’re a stud and you can’t control it). You can be straight, bi or gay, although my character is bi, and an exclusive top (he does the penetrating) when he’s with men, I’m open to hearing other points of view, maybe they can be the basis of other characters. You should be anywhere from college aged up to about 40. If you’re older and have tales from your younger days, I’m open to hearing about that too. You can email me in response to this post or we can chat online. In this respect it’s almost for me to chat (via AIM, or yahoo) because then I can auto-log the discussion and not miss anything. I’m 28 years old and married to a spectacular husband so have some respect. Although I’m open to hearing from anyone who thinks they qualify as a ‘stud’ (My first question to you will be what do you consider a stud), I definitely want to hear from guys who have any one or more of the following qualities or experiences: If you’ve you gotten more than 2 girls pregnant that you weren’t married to, let’s talk. I definateley want to hear from you if you got someone pregnant while you were still a teenager esp. if the person you got pregnant was older. If you’ve ever been with someone you weren’t supposed to, tell me. And by “not supposed to” I mean socially. For example, sleeping with your neighbor’s wife, your 10th grade English teacher, your best friend’s mom, your sister’s best friend, etc. or any family member. If you were such a stud that you laid your mom – I want to hear from you. If you’ve got some special method that you use (the mystery method, etc.) or if you’re some kind of girl whisperer, I want to hear about it. If you have some physical gift (you’ve got a model hot face, dark features with light eyes, a bodybuilder’s muscularity, or an exceptionally large or thick piece of equipment) that you leverage to get you in as many holes as you can – I want to talk to you about it, especially if you either play it up, or keep it up just for that reason. So if you workout, ,build muscle, etc. only to get laid – I want to talk to you. If you had your first 3way, or group sex when you were still in high school - I want to hear about it. If your current or former wife, or girlfriend (or boyfriend, but esp wife or girlfriend) is ok with you hooking up or sleeping around on her, or even encourages it – I want to talk to you. If either of your parents, or any relative, encouraged your ‘studliness’, speak up. If you routinely get offered sex for money then I definitely want to hear those stories. If you refuse to use condoms because you feel that unless you get off in the hole, you didn’t really do it, I want to know about it. If you keep track of how many different people you’ve been in and that number is important to you. If you don’t keep track of the number, but can honestly say it’s over 300 women, or over 500 guys, I’m sure you have some experiences I want to hear about. If you’ve been with three or more women at a time, where you were the only man there, let me know. If you have any other quality or experience that you believe qualifies you as a stud, tell me about it. You may be right. I recognize that this list is misogynist and borderline outrageous – but so is the character I’m trying to write for. Any help you can offer would be appreciated. Thanks, Courtney ]]>

<![CDATA[Looking for new gay or staight down to earth poz friends to hang with. I'm cursed with average looks so if you're like most gay guys who have to be sexually attractive to someone to be their friend don't respond. I don't know why and if someone has the answer let me know. I find that most guys will not attempt to build a friendship with someone unless their sexually attracted to them or they think there friends will be. Please advise. Also, I'm on a limited budget so have to find cheap things to do. By the way, not into meth under any circumstances.]]>

<![CDATA[I am in my late 30's in Manhattan and trying this because it is hard to meet a woman or women being a closeted xdresser interested in fashion. If you like Lucky Cheng's you probably would understand me, so let me say that maybe an open minded female is necessary. Looking for someone who ccan accept me, enjoy having a 'gurlfriend' and likes the arts and fashion. If you would like my photo please send yours and I will return mine. Thank you.]]>

<![CDATA[my grandma died and overall i'm haing a very bad time and my tolerence is up. I have 20 mg addies for good downers/relaxers]]>

<![CDATA[ Yes, I need what all other potential immigrants do, and yes, I am offering money. "I am a 29 year old african male, living in the states on a student visa. I'm not looking for a casual encounter or a relationship but more a friendship that could possibly become a mutually advantageous ((and lucrative??)) partnership in the near future/down the road." But hey, I am not looking for a looser who just needs money. If you are into making a good friend and creating a good karma for yourself, be free to respond to this. So, the package I am offering also includes great information exchange, beverage and food consumption, attendance of the shows and movie theaters, etc etc etc... Please don't be too young or too old, no hip hoppers or drug addicts. ]]>

<![CDATA[<center> I'm looking for an new AIM buddy. Someone that is open-minded who I can talk to about anything. I'm a well-educated African-American male who attends NYU majoring in Psychology. If you are interested or want to spark up a conversation reply to the craigslist email posted. Send an picture and a little information about yourself. The mail that you sent will be forwarded to my personal email. And, for those ladies that like to talk freaky I'm into that too. </center>]]>

<![CDATA[hi there, I am looking for new friends to hang out with, would prefer single friends around my age. I like hanging out in the city, like live music, concerts, movies, parades,lounges, almost anything.I am Indian, straight, looking for friends to hang and go to cool places together, the city has so much to see and do! Let's EXPLORE!! Happy THANKSGIVING!! ]]>

<![CDATA[from out of town and would like to meet some inspiring local artist types. Perhaps of we get along we can meet up and make some art in a local cafe or some pub. I sculpt, you?]]>

<![CDATA[Down to earth straight boy from Sf looking to hang out with a gay latino who can teach me how to salsa tonight at the clubs in jackson heights. Soy Colombiano, very down to earth and easy going. Just friendship. Thanks~]]>

<![CDATA[Woke up early this Saturday morning. Watching the morning news and hearing this will likely be the coldest day of Autumn made me consider seeking out a friendship, maybe you, where we can relax indoors sometimes without the pressures of leaving in cold weather. I am a fun, intelligent person, a spirited, inquisitive, creative person. I am not looking to be intimate with this post, rather to make a true friendship, if we are so willing. I am 23, you can be around my age or older, I do look a few years older than my age I hear, though I am usually regarded as attractive, and am in shape, caucasian, a native of brooklyn. Wine is just an idea, I actually drink beer often, lol. I guess I am a somewhat interesting or atleast unique person who enjoys broadening horizons and experiencing life in positive and fun ways. Look forward to any response, if you like the idea of making a friend who you can keep warm with, be at comfort with, bond, have fun, reflect, conjure thoughts, and so on please do email me. Even though this posts premise is about staying warm, I am still going out today with a friend or two in search of fun times - so keep that in mind if you are thinking I'm a home body. Both sides are nice. Tell me your thoughts of this seemingly early winter, and tell me anything else. Email me. :)]]>

<![CDATA[Are there any down to earth lady's still out there? I come across so many stuck up, selfish lady's who are over proud for their own good. It would be interesting getting to know someone with a good personality, humorous. We could exchange a few emails and eventually hang out. ]]>

<![CDATA[don't know how else to describe it...ladies love me...but I'm veery picky...]]>

<![CDATA[open mikes, bars, clubs. please send myspace page or pics, and brief description. im fun, loyal and drive. most of my friends are married ... you know the deal. between 27-35 about kind of.]]>

<![CDATA[I love fashion and I have great sense of style. I was wondering are there are any rich man who would like to go shopping with me in case you don't like it or having a problems with choosing the right closing. i can help you out here. Pretty ]]>

<![CDATA[Age doesn't matter...just want a friend who is interested in some of the same things. I will make myself clear on one thing...I am not looking for sex, just a friend. We pay our own way. Looking for someone: Hope you are an intelligent, someone I can have great conversation with. I'm open to any race, just looking for someone realistic that loves to laugh and have enjoy life.Someone with goals. Fun, passionate, honest, open minded, energetic, spontaneous and nice, any race, not ghetto lol, well educated, Down to earth, outgoing About me: I tend to enjoy life and share that enjoyment with others. I have an excellent sense of humor and tend to see humor in events spontaneously. I am excellent at listening to peoples needs and wants. I am optimistic and tend to make others feel good about themselves. I plan interactions which supports lots of fun. I am socially poised and people-oriented. I am sincere and use a tone of voice that shows sincerity. I can laugh at it,I can live with it. Interest: I enjoy dancing,I love to laugh and have a good time.Movies, Going out with friends and family, parks,beaches, concerts, hitting the heavy bag / practicing kick boxing with friends,Find some friends and have snow fight, Find some friends have a party, find friends and go to a live show, Go to see a art show with friends, Have a long drive cross country with friends and family, Pop popcorn and eat it when the sunrises. ]]>

<![CDATA[I'm a 29 year old female looking for peops to hang with on thanksgiving. i was thinking of maybe going to a restaurant or even possibly doing a potluck kinda thing at my apt. (midtown). my family is a little bit too crazy for me :) but the thought of spending thanksgiving alone like last year really blows. i'm a pretty good cook, but have never cooked a turkey. i live in a studio apt in midtown. it's not very big, but it can fit about 6-7 people not including me. a little about me, i'm a down-to-earth chick that works at a steakhouse and is studying to be a laser skin technician. i have friends here, but would like to meet new people (men and women). also, most of my friends are going back to their hometowns..anyway, i would prefer to be with people around my age or older. please no creepies :) let me know if you're interested. thanks -e]]>

<![CDATA[hii im new in the nyc i need a good friend thanks]]>

<![CDATA[seems to me like 99% of the people on this planet are bad people. I know there are some good decent people in the world, but i havent seen any of those in a long time. Anyway, I just wonder how i could live in new york where everyone claims is the "greatest city in the world" yet be so unhappy here. Other places people are nice and friendly, here everyone is cold. I mean even my friends ive known all my life here are full of shit. I dont even think i want them as friends anymore. As i evaluate my life and see that progress has not been made and soon i turn 30, i am feeling worse about things. All men seem to want is one thing, friends just take advantage of you for whatever resources you may have that may fit their needs. I just feel very unhappy and rather be alone most of the time. I cant understand why there are so many devils in the world and not enough caring angels. I ask everyday why cant i get a break... And i would like to accomplish something for god's sake before i turn 30. Its probably futile to write this here, but maybe there are people who feel the same or have felt the same way, and have no negative intentions and would send me a positive message or something. Because i am just really sick of the way things are going... and i only see things are getting worse in this country. Id like to move away. And atleast id like to find nice people who actually care about other people rather then the selfish people i must encounter on a day to day basis. ]]>

<![CDATA[This is definitely a platonic ad. I'm from Long Island and occasionally go into the city to see a movie or to just walk around the great city. I'm five feet six inches tall, weigh 160 pounds and have thinning hair. My dating days are over. What I would look forward to would be meeting you for a movie or to walk around and get a little lunch or dinner and have conversation. I do not want to hang around Long Island. The city (any borough) is the place I want to see. I take the train to the city and will take the train back. I'm not looking for a hook-up. If this edges toward romance, either you or I should book. That said, I do not want to meet your friends. This is a one-on-one deal. I'm focusing on the city because the suburban world I come from is as barren of individualism as New York is thick with it. If I have illusions about the city, that's all right -- I don't live there. ]]>

<![CDATA[Looking for a asian chinese male or female to teach me chinese,i came to usa at a young age,so my chinese is lacking.ASAP,im 28 yo]]>

<![CDATA[hello ladies i'm 27 caribbean male loves to cook stocky works with an independent courier service company. i'm free on the weekends so catching a movie or just seeing the city is just up my alley.if your interested u know how to reach me (euchurius@yahoo.com). lets get to know one another]]>

<![CDATA[Hello 43 Year old male Irish blue eyes short brown hair , would love for some late night chat , im working and bored as hell. I love music ,and love to laugh. lets talk Thanks Liam]]>

<![CDATA[Okay so I'm not ready to date yet but my ex doesn't need to know that so I need a "date" for an event we will both be attending. I'm in my thirties, attractive, fun, easy going and obviously a little wacky but that's fabulous. I need a guy with a car who can drive out to NJ. You are 26 and up with a good sense of humor, very good manners, interests in outdoor activities, be cultured if not formally educated, know how to shake a leg and think you're a handsome devil. Please no wallflowers, unfunny cynics, angry militants or those who can't or won't dance. It's a short date and I'll compensate you $100 and fill up your tank. It'll be fun. ]]>

<![CDATA[Coming back home from las vegas for the holidays. just looking to hang out with someone once or twice while im there. so i dont wind up spending the entire week and a half at my parents house bored out of my mind. ill be there december 16th thru the 27th. interested? let me know we can trade pics or numbers. ]]>

<![CDATA[cool younger guy lookin for a mature women preferably a curvy mature lady to just hang out with and chill. must be cool with 420 or atleast not care and must be some1 into a little partying. hope to see ya soon]]>

<![CDATA[I just came back from the city and I am very cold at the moment. Any females in the same boat and want to cuddle together to warm each other up? :) Trust me NO funny business or else I wouldn't post here. Who's interested?]]>

<![CDATA[any girl(s) interested in going to see "one for the team" perform at kenny's castaways on bleecker street @ 6pm or their later show in lit lounge @ 11pm on saturday night? if you like tegan & sara, mates of state, matt & kim, etc. you'll enjoy their catchy, contagious indie-pop jams. tickets should be relatively cheap--maybe $5? or a round of brews--but probably nothing outstanding since they're playing at small bars.]]>

<![CDATA[Men's Cuddle Party this Tuesday, November 25th, 7pm, Harlem (Gay or Straight Guys Welcome) Greetings guys! My name is Justin and I'd like to invite you to a Men Only Cuddle Party this Tuesday up at my friend Trace's kick-ass, danish modern apartment in Harlem. What's a Cuddle Party you ask? Part social event, part workshop Cuddle Party is an opportunity to get together with others to explore affectionate touch and communication without it becoming sexualized. JUST TO BE CLEAR, THIS IS A NON-SEXUAL EVENT. Classic scenarios that happen at Cuddle Parties are: Spooning, Nuzzling, Holding Hands, Laying your head on someone's chest, foot rubs, hand rubs, and just plain old hugging. Now you might be thinking why on earth would I want to cuddle a bunch of strangers who I don't even know! Here's a few answers. 1) You don't have to cuddle anyone you don't want to. 2) We take about a half-hour to go over the rules of cuddling and do welcome circle so that we get to know one another a little bit 3) You might meet someone you'll really want to experience some gently nurturing touch with. Hey, you never know. For an insanely detailed description on what a Cuddle Party is and isn't go to www.cuddleparty.com. You can also look at the Frequently Asked Questions section which really helpful: <a href="http://www.cuddleparty.com/about/faq.cfm" rel="nofollow">http://www.cuddleparty.com/about/faq.cfm</a> NOTE TO STRAIGHT GUYS: Just for the record my sexual preference is with women, but I really like cuddling other guys be they gay or straight. There's an amazing warmth and nurturing I get when I'm holding or being held by a man that is just unique and different from a woman. It pretty much feels like being a kid again and reminds me of when I was 4 years old and I would lie with my dad on the couch while watching a movie. Even if you're just curious, I really invite you to come and check it out. Remember, one of the rules of Cuddle Party is "You don't have to cuddle anyone you don't want to." If you are indeed interested please RSVP with me, Justin and include name. Everyone will receive a confirmation email from me with all the info (phone numbers to call if you're runnning late, attire, directions, etc.) DATE: Tuesday Evening, November 25th, 2008 TIME: 7pm to 10pm (start and end times are firm) LOCATION: Harlem near the 125th Street 2/3 train at Lenox/Malcom X Blvd (exact location given with RSVP) COST: $20 ATTIRE: Pajamas - nothing too risqué. T-shirts and sweat pants work great too. You can change into your pj's when you arrive. WHAT TO BRING: Bring a pillow or stuffed animal if you want! No alcohol or drugs. This is a drug free event. The idea is to be be present. Bring your business cards, flyers, and other sundry promotional propaganda! FOOD: We will provide juice and lite fare to nibble on, but Pot Luck works too for these social gatherings!!! You can bring stuff if you're so moved -your favorite non-alcoholic beverage, homemade cookies,sparkling cider, banana bread, root beer, whatever. We certainly won't stop ya! The party will be facilitated by my friend Trace a Certified Cuddle Party Facilitator and myself. If you have any questions please feel free to email me and I will respond promptly.]]>

<![CDATA[Looking to meet up with a female who would like a nice romantic kiss before bed :) If your still up that is! You must be spontaneous and love kissing! I am 25 years old and very cute! We meet on the subway, kiss and be on our way! If this excites you I want to hear from you! I really think this would be awesome...who else is spontaneous enough? ]]>

<![CDATA[Hello; 21, 5'9 dark hair bl/gr eyes here, reasonably good looking- etc. I'm a white US-American, myself. I'd really enjoy a date with a guy who grew up in the UK, 17-26, say. Please send a head shot in the first message; I'll reciprocate. Let's chat. -Nick]]>

<![CDATA[hey whats up people? pretty bored all of my plans got screwed up tonight and females want to chat ?]]>

<![CDATA[Hey guys. Just got back home from the city and its freakin cold outside. Just looking for someone to talk to on aim. Please don't be an old perv. I prefer to be chatting with people around my age like 21-26 years old. Thanks aim: hellofrombk hope to hear from you guys soon.]]>

<![CDATA[anyone at home to chat to a 24 year old dude?]]>

<![CDATA[to put it simple i need a BF =3 lol, someone i can be with for more then the winter. my name is Will im easy going,shy, and laid back, loves to laugh a lot and opened minded. I'm 18 and looking for a BF just some new friends to hang out with. I'm willing to travel most anywhere as long as its not more then 2hrs away. I'm looking for a decent guys that is sweet, nice and loyal to their partner and friends. i need someone who is down to earth and isnt afraid to speak their mind when it's needed.I would like to meet a guy that is very respectful, honest, and trust worthy and someone who can make me feel safe when i'm with them. Someone that is very mature and not too childish. Any races is fine with me. Im looking for someone i can chill with and someone who doesnt care what others think or say about them. I'm able to travel anywhere in the Bronx or Manhattan or Queens. No pic no reply so plz remember to reply with a pic plz ]]>

<![CDATA[Heres the deal. I have super digs and I am a great guy to share a place with. I want to cut my expenses down . I have 3 bedrooms and am looking 4 two really good eggs . Its rough out there I know ...really . Me: Professional guy who is trying to stay young ! I wrestled my pilates instructor recently so your as young as you want to be and I consider myself youngish :-) . I'm a New Englander ,honest, hardworking ,sensitive ,hopeful trying to stay in love with nyc and my career. I was a folk dancer ,bowler ,Publicity director for an International group, tennis player in college. I am a strong democrat w/many R -friends who has worked on a political campaign or two.I like people and look for common interests not differences.I have a great apt and maybe you have a friend who needs a place to live /stayfor short or longer term . I offer a safe haven ,no drama and expect the same . I am cautious as you should be . If your super and can give off some good chi ...email me .Flexible start date.Must be upbeat,reliable ,clean, drugfree. I am a nonsmoker but love a good beer or glass of sangria . I laugh and I listen well. My Loft has a wonderful Kitchen and bathroom + a WBFP. Bedrooms are big too. A tele# will ensure a call back . YOGA, Trainers, Pilati Instructors,Creative People get 1st crack .Rent is NEGOTIABLE. I'm thinking $750 to 1100 a month .I would like to talk to you if this sounds good. nine one seven/six one seven / five three zero one . Dog o/a . Best A ]]>

<![CDATA[I know this is a longshot but thought I would try to put a legit ad on here. I'm a fit professional asian guy. I like to play sports, eat, travel, talk, anything. Open minded friendly and laid back. Looking for similar around my age. Just looking to meet some quality people. I dunno what else to say. If you want to know just ask. Thanks for actually reading till here. ]]>

<![CDATA[I am looking for a younger couple to befriend...]]>

<![CDATA[Let's get together a small group of life 5-10 people to have a Thanksgiving Dinner... I know we all wish we could have our moms FAVE stuffing this year and the craziness of our families at Thanksgiving, but if you're from out of town and missing that sitting around the table and crackin' jokes..and all that warm fuzzy stuff..you should reply! Let's eat...we could do my place, a tad cramped...but I'm making the invite Almost Happy Turkey Day everyone!! ps - I'll cook :) pss - Send a pic and a blurb about yourself ]]>

<![CDATA[Smooth looking shaved small dicked white dad looking for small dicked son. Please call me if you are under 30, white, smooth and small dicked. My number is 347-223-4386. Thanks Kenny]]>

<![CDATA[anyone in a similar boat ? feel like calling so I can remember what it sounds like when my phone rings ? I can promise not to bore you :P]]>

<![CDATA[Thanks for not sending any Spam. I am a married Hispanic man who seeks to chat with a married lady who is unhappy with her home situation. I am a professional educator who is very sensual, understanding, and compassionate with a streak of naughtiness in him. Let's chat if you fit the bill. Very discreet and will expect you to be the same. ]]>