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<![CDATA[Respond for more information you inadequate bastard. Take us shopping and everyone will know that you are our slave!!! ]]>

<![CDATA[We are two sexy, blue-eyed American blonds of Eastern European descent who provide an extraordinarily successful arm candy service. Let us be your Bond girls and your good luck charms at your next trip to Atlantic City, Foxwoods, or Mohegan Sun! Respond to this ad for more information! We look forward to being your arm candy ;) STRICTLY PLATONIC ]]>

<![CDATA[We are two sexy blue-eyed American blonds of Eastern European descent and we provide arm candy services. We have a lot of experience serving as professional companions during parties and other events, but we would like to extend our domain to sports games! Respond to this ad for more information! We look forward to being your arm candy ;) STRICTLY PLATONIC Key words: date, baseball, sports]]>

<![CDATA[Hello! I am a sharp, loving, and what I have been told cute SBF looking to meet a kind SWM for a possible relationship. I love traveling (even weekend getaways), I am a fan of silly movies by kevin smith or judd apatow, I can hit the town at a fancy club or be just as happy at a dive bar sipping on whatever is on tap. I am looking to meet a guy who appreciates a girl who likes to do nice thhings for him and a sense of humor doesn't hurt. Email me : )]]>

<![CDATA[Hey to all.... I am interested in meeting someone who wants a honey to be on their side To make there days and nights all the more better each time spent together. If you feel this is you contact me with a pic and I'll send you mines and we can Go on from there "k" Lata :)]]>

<![CDATA[STRICTLY PLATONIC We are two intelligent and beautiful blond-haired, blue-eyed American girls of Eastern European descent who would love to spend an evening by your side. Want to show off to your friends, boss, or coworkers? Or do you want to enjoy a night out filled with great conversation and laughter? We are very social, friendly, and love meeting new people. Compensation to be discussed. Photos and brief bio upon request. ]]>

<![CDATA[Girl #1 = Blonde. blue eyes, 5' 10", single, slender, fit, prefers Puerto Rican men Girl # 2 = Blonde, blue eyes, 5' 5" single, slender , fit, prefers the outdoorsy type We may sound generic but we can assure you we are not. Just two girls slighlty bored drinking wine on a friday night wondering if there are two guys slighlty bored out there drinking beer? ]]>

<![CDATA[You can't grow old on extensive emails. Although the first couple are probably necessary. Looking for just someone I can talk shit with and maybe the occasional flirting. We never have to meet in person and it can stay a wonderfully platonic friendship forever. But should we hit it off enough, I would not mind meeting at all. Reply if you're interested. Picture is also greatly appreciated. No judgments, of course, since it might be important to actually see who I'm talking to. ]]>

<![CDATA[Im aware that this is a long shot but is there anyone out there in some way connected to the fashion world? Legit? Im finding that the draw of new york has become increasingly tenuous over the years. I guess you just really have to know people and be "connected" I'm 5'9, black, hazel, curly, 110lbs I'm an experienced model and have done a major campaign nationwide. I'm not just a dreamer. The potential is there. I just don't know what to do next. Looking forward to your responses, constructive or otherwise. If anyone wants to get in contact with me immediately please leave a facebook link, website or AIM screen name I do not have a website or online portfolio. I'm hoping to build, which is why I'm seeking help Also, please introduce yourself and at least pretend to show interest in helping me. I'm not sending pictures to anyone I don't feel comfortable talking to or if I think you are not real if you have read this far and would like to respond, put "physics" in the subject line I'm looking for work in fashion especially swimsuit. I'm very versatile but I'm more "victoria's secret" than editorial I will do look books and tfcd but I'm really over freelance. I would like to be with an agency so.... Got pull??? Write to me]]>

<![CDATA[ Here’s my list: You: Single Tall Youngish Educated/professional Likes cooking / healthy food Stays active Into music Not a republican or tea bagger Has grown children Sexy Respectful Can stay awake until 10:30 Thinks mosque at ground zero controversy is overblown hype, especially since the mosque isn’t even at ground zero. Likes red wine Likes sweet women Likes women Me: On the shy side at first Pretty, size 8/10, 5’5” Blonde In good shape, healthy Educated professional Likes red wine Likes sex, after I get to know you Thinks mosque at ground zero is no big deal because it is not even at ground zero Liberal/progressive politics Likes to cook, fresh ingredients, no packaged stuff Into music No smokes, occasional drinking, very rare 420 (has to be with right person) Likes spicy food Has adult children in located in other cities Likes dining out Likes travel Disappointed in Obama but have not given up]]>

<![CDATA[Hello I'm 24 yo thick curvy philly girl WHO IS SICK OF PHILLY GUYS and lookin eleswhere (I hope this will be my last time) I'm brown skin cute bubbly funny smart and a sweetheart. Who loves to travel dine out go to the movies and what chill with me I'm lookin for a Man not a boy who has their Life together ( car house etc) I'm NOT a Goldigger I'm just so tired of being used and abused ( hey I need a lot of love too !) race uninporant age just be cool as hell with a some swagger. Dress nice. Cause I do and be serious in meeting your pic gets mine NoPicNoRePly Please put Hey philly. Thickness PleaseGive Me Some swagger!! in subject line P.s major points it u like to Cuddle Talk on the phone Love to spoil the girl u r with and serious about meeting is Not a creep or killer cuz I hate them next to liars Hope 2 from u ]]>

<![CDATA[Kind of a long story but just wondering if anyone has talked to her recently]]>

<![CDATA[Looking for a tall single gentleman who is above 6'2, from local, younger than 40, non smoker, never married and no kids, a successful professional living in manhattan, who is also looking for a serious relationship to settle down to have own family. I prefer someone from finance industry but it's not a must have. I'm 5'9, asian origin, good looking and a successful professional. I'd only like to hear from you if you are at the same phase in your life seriously looking for the same thing. I'm not interested in email/chat buddy or serial dating game. If you are all of the above, then please email your photo and tell me about yourself, I don't respond to emails without your photo. ]]>

<![CDATA[Hi, I am just looking to find a man who I can spend time with and possible grow into a relationship. Lets get one thing clear; I am not looking to engage in any sexual activities with some random guy. I am Black and of West Indian decent. I am currently in college. I am very goal-oriented but free-spirited. I like to experience new things. I am looking for a man who doesn't mind just hanging out on the couch and watching a good movie (I like action flicks btw). A man I can go clubbing with and we can dance and enjoy the night. Someone who we can go roller staking or bowling. I'm can be pretty laid-back too so you have to be they type of guy that can just chill out and laugh. I am a size 12 and I stand 5'8". I don't really mind what body type you are but I prefer a guy that is taller than I am. Race doesn't really matter even though I have only been with Black guys in the past but I am open to other races. I don't think I would want to date a man who already have kids because the baby mother drama is just not for me. I am just looking for a man who is about something positive so if that is you then feel free to email me. Thank you.]]>

<![CDATA[WERE YOU EVER DUMPED LIKE THIS? Earlier this year I met someone who I thought we similiar interest. We liked to watch baseball, go to the movies and enjoy hanging out Barnes and Nobles picking out the lastest fiction. Then one day, he calls me "drunk as a skunk" and leaves a voicemail message saying that he was still in love in with his ex-wife and for me not to call or contact him anymore. I SHOULD HAVE EXPECTED THIS FROM A METS FAN! Now once I'm looking for a serious Yankee fan to start a friendship with. I'm a 44 year old bi-racial female I live on the Upper West Side of Manhattan and I work for a very popular newspaper here in New York. I'm 5'8, 175 pounds (but I carry it a lot of top and bottom). I enjoy watching sports ( mostly baseball and football), going to the movie, bowling, shooting pool and hanging for drinks or dinner in Little Italy or the Village. My major turn off are guys who apply to ad and show their private parts or start talking about sex right away. I really would like to get to know someone first and if there is a mutual attraction when we first meet face to face then we can talk it to the next level. So, if you are a guy between the ages of 43 - 56, living in the New York City area and is a true Yankee fan please reply back. Hope you like a pic.]]>

<![CDATA[asian, 30, 115 lbs looking for someone to hang. email me=)]]>

<![CDATA[37F bbw seeking ltr if you are looking for friends with benefits keep moving]]>

<![CDATA[I'm a single woman looking for a handsome man of any race (although I tend to be attracted most to latino, black, or white men) that is of great character. Just the basics is what i'm looking for: tall dark and handsome, intelligent, a gentleman, great sense of humor, that loves to go out and have fun. Someone that is honest, straight to the point, and true to themselves. Me I'm tall, athletic, nice smile, nice body. I consider myself to be intelligent, great sense of humor, laid back. Enjoy playing sports, comedy clubs, anything that's fun to do in the city. I'm pretty open minded and will try most things at least once, if not too insane. lol soooo i could say a lot more but i'll save that for later. if any one is interested in replying do me a favor and tell me a little bit about yourself, and send a picture of yourself. thanks ;D ;D]]>

<![CDATA[ I will sell you my panties. Worn $25.00 Masturbaed in $35.00 (negotiable) Paypal only. No in person meeting. I will mail them to you the day you paypal. I will send pics for serious inquiries. p.s. I only wear VICTORIA SECERT LACE :) ]]>

<![CDATA[Intelligent, attractive, independent, sweet, honest, affectionate woman with a great sense of humor seeking a man with similar qualities. Please be smart, down to Earth and between the ages of 35-45. I'm not into games or one night stands so if that's what you're looking for there are plenty of ads for that on here...go find one. I'm not sure CL is the best place to be looking for a relationship but it can't hurt. I'm told that I am "one of the guys" in that I don't like drama and tend to not have the same quirky characteristics that most women do. I don't know exactly what that means but I guess to men it's a good thing! Sports fans (baseball and football) are a plus as I am a fan of both. We can argue about the teams later :-) I don't care about your car, house or anything else...I'm the least materialistic person there is. If anything sounds interesting to you, please drop me a line and most importantly be REAL and sincere. Your pic gets mine! Thanks for reading. ]]>

<![CDATA[I will have brunch alone. Any professional gentleman will be in the same boat like me? Lets have brunch together uptown or downtown! If you are kind, intelligent, educated…our brunch time would be interesting…Please send me an email with photo if you can. Thanks! ]]>

<![CDATA[I NEED TO GO OUT,HAVE FUN AND GET DRUNK! WITH SOMEONE HOT,OF COURSE! Send me your pic and i will send you mine...if i like you.]]>

<![CDATA[I got those rolls.. 4 stack e's.. canada.]]>

<![CDATA[I don't feel like making a whole list of things I'm looking for in a guy. I have dated guys with the look shown, so let's take it from there as a random starting point. If you're cute and have it, then please send your photo for mine. I'm attractive with long straight hair. No pic no reply]]>

<![CDATA[Are all men liars? I'm sorry, this is not a rant. Im just tired of the men I come across. They call me babe and hon before they get between my legs and then I'm forgotten. Yes this is a plea for help and I finally get these old coots on Sex and the City. Is that all there is, this is what I have to settle for? Users and losers. When would one of these fucking frogs turn into a prince? Im starting to think Im going to die alone. But i wonder why. Im beautiful and smart, and independent. Funny, spectacular, down right fucking awesome. What the fuck do you men want? Maybe im just naive and new to it all. I dont know. My only thought is that men were programmed to treat women as objects. Please dont get me wrong, im sure that the great ones exist. But where? Where are you? If there is one honest, decent, respectable guy out there, please tell me how I can hit one of you like a ton of bricks to the point where im all you'll ever want and need. ]]>

<![CDATA[I am going with several of my friends, mostly college students [all of which are really fun, vibrant, down to earth people] to the Emerging Eros Young Adult Retreat this August 8-11 (only for people 18-25), I am posting this because the female-male ratio is uneven, so it'd be great if some awesome guys joined us on the journey :D If you are from around NYC or CT you can catch a ride with us if you want. But please don't be looking for a quick fix/cheap sex (this is not a giant orgy hahah); we are going to grow into a comfortableness and a command of our erotic energy, and combine the sacred and sexual. Its going to be incredible; I have gone to a few other types of retreats here and its life changing. It takes place on a beautiful mountain in NY- think: gentle experiential processes, including the use of breath, meditation and play Bonfires at night, dancing under the moonlight, yoga in the morning, pool, hot tub, delicious food, incredible people and connections, and just real food for soul. Its nice to give to something that gives back. Mmm nourishment. Essentially, its about turning your raw sexual energy into something multidimensional, spiritual, and meaningfu. Join us in opening the doors to one of the great mysteries of life as we bring consciousness to the erotic journey. All personal boundaries and choices are honored. Email me ASAP if your interested, this is important! Tell me about yourself, and a picture would be cool too. I promise it will be an unforgettable and incredible experience. Can't wait to meet you! :)]]>

<![CDATA[Hello CL world of randomness, This is my second attempt at this; I recently posted but have decided to go about it differently this time. I would like to be more specific about want I want: A man I find interesting: smart, has a career and ideas of his own, is driven and ambitious, has a sense of humor, has goals yet is able to live the present, is not afraid to experience life and can handle adversities. A man I find attractive: 5'11 or taller, medium built-in shape, Caucasian, active, really good at all activities we can engage in undressed, smiles a lot and is (looks?) not over 35. If it you are out there for some reason reading this, and are willing have fun with a beautiful, young, smart and successful woman please reply with a recent picture and a couple of lines about yourself. Peace]]>

<![CDATA[Please send a photo and your screenname. I'll im you if interested. I have pics as well. 5' 8" brown hair brown eyes, dimples, 195 pds, Please be single. ]]>

<![CDATA[I'm tired of meeting guys that only want a one-night stand/random hookup and that just want to play the field. I want to meet a good looking guy that would not rule out a relationship that could lead to something serious. I'm a very pretty and cute dark-skinned college student. I'm curvy and busty, and have been told that I'm attractive. I'm also kind-hearted, sweet, funny and intelligent. If you're interested, please send a pic and tell me a little about yourself. I'll do the same, given I'm interested. NO pic NO reply! Your pic gets mine.]]>

<![CDATA[I am a sexy black woman with a hot body, lovely smile toned body 5'8 133, seeking an older gentleman or very mature white man that is a non smoking and live in manhattan for passionate time.]]>

<![CDATA[I love these moments when everything seems to be just right and you feel happy from within. Nothing special happened, you are just content and happy to live. And yet, it would feel even more wonderful to love and be loved from someone special with whom everything just feels easy and meant to be. I know you are there and that you feel the connection beyond all. ]]>

<![CDATA[thick sista iso handsome,veral,man..i am single by choice no kids,live alone,drive,gainfully employed and im a college graduate so no your girl aint no dumb broad! i dont drink nor do i smoke but 2 each its own im far the judgemental type,however i do have my own preference..im mixed,attractive,humorous,vivacious and at times i can definitely be a puzzle! so if you can handle a challenge feel free 2 get at me! NO PIC,NO RESPONSE,NO NOTHING!!! your pic gets mine! only interested in men of color,african americans between the ages of 25-35 no older no younger! also if your a blackberry owner get at me with ur pin! later]]>

<![CDATA[I am a lightskin black girl and am interested in white guys who are professional but have a little hood in them. Please make sure you have dated black girls before and that you have black friends. I like whiggers but dont be ove board with it. chow!!!!!]]>

<![CDATA[Please read carefully I am a big girl. 5'4" and 260. I am also in a relationship but it is open to a certain extent. I am looking for a fun date. Flirty, good conversation, easy going etc. If we hit it off then maybe some making out and groping but that is as far as my open relationship allows. You should be personable and well kept (no slobs or sliminess, just normal guy), STD free and good with anonymity. I will not be sharing any personal information. I would like to start over email to see if we even have things in common then if that looks good we could meet for dinner. Micki]]>

<![CDATA[BLACK WOMAN , COLLEGE EDUCATED AND EMPLOYED. 5'5 BROWN HAIR AND BROWN EYES A FEW EXTRA POUNDS , BUT I AM TOLD I WEAR MY WEIGHT WELL- BUT THEN YOU DECIDE I'M LOOKING FOR THAT SPECIAL PERSON WHOM I CAN TALK TO ABOUT ANYTHING AND ALL THINGS. SOMEONE TO HANG OUT WITH AND JUST BE TOGETHER AS FRIENDS. UNTIL FURTHER NOTICE BUT KNOW THAT FRIENDSHIP IS IMPORTANT TO ME. RACE IS NOT REALLY IMPORTANT, HOWEVER, BULLSHIT AND NONSENSE WILL NOT BE ACCEPTED. I AM NEITHER ALONE, LONELY OR HAVE SELF ESTEEM ISSUES OF ANY KIND. I STILL BELIEVE THERE ARE STILL DECENT PEOPLE OUT THERE, JUST LIKE MYSELF WHO SEEK MATURE COMPANY WITHOUT THE FRUSTRATION OF THE GAMES BEING PLAYED TODAY. DRUG AND DISEASE FREE 45 TO 60 YEARS, PREFERS TO STAY IN MY OWN AGE GROUP I HAVE NO INTENTIONS ON WASTING YOUR TIME, PLEASE DONT WASTE MINES. DONT LIKE WHAT YOU SEE , PLEASE FEEL FREE TO MOVE ON. LIFE IS TOO SHORT FOR CONTINUED NONSENSE.]]>

<![CDATA[So this is a shot in the dark. I'ma bbw just looking for a guy who knows what he wants and goes after it. Someone with brains and goals. Someone not looking for a random f*ck. someone within 6 years of my age. If this sounds like you, say hi. BBM 311A6F64 ]]>

<![CDATA[Hey there, BBW here.Looking to get to know a good guy, date, and see what happens. Not looking for some random fun. I don't want to put an age restriction, but hey, i'm 24. You shouldn't be messaging me if you're over 30 unless you're Edward Norton. Just saying. I'm a smart, educated girl and need someone who can keep up a decent conversation. It is also important that you know the difference between "here" and "hear". Race is not an issue at all. If you're interested, say hi. Let's see what happens. BBM 311A6F64 or email me]]>

<![CDATA[I am a 29 year old SBF of Caribbean nationality, 120lbs, 5'6 dark brown complexion and eyes with curly kinky type hair. I have a very laid back, down to earth and sweet personality but a little shy at times. I enjoy going to the movies, wining and dining, walks in the park (I love nature) shopping, dancing and listening to music. I am looking to date a SWM and hope that our friendship would eventually lead into a serious LTR. I do not have any kids, but I would love to have children before I am 40 years old. I am getting older not younger. LOL!! If you are NOT seeking a LTR please do not respond. I want a man that knows what he wants, very romantic, very attractive, outgoing, intelligent, honest with a cool personality. You must be between age 29-35, non-smoker and be at least 6ft or taller with athlethic or muscular built. If interested, please respond with a brief description of yourself along with a pic and I will tell you more about myself. Thanks! :^) ]]>

<![CDATA[I'm keeping it plain and simple. Just looking to meet someone who is energetic, easy to talk to, funny, and creative to have a good time with. A potential relationship that can go from being intimate to shopping buddies, to scrabble and movie night, to taking care of one another when sick. But mostly, looking for someone that can make me laugh and enjoy my time with. I also must add...pls be self sufficient, employed, and non smoker. I'm open to all races as well as age groups. If you're interested, pls respond with a pic and pls be ready to meet up. I don't care to go back and forth with emails. I'm serious and pls be serious as well as meeting face to face is the next step, perferably this weekend (not a 100 more emails). ]]>

<![CDATA[I am a genuine, down to earth lady with a warm sense of humour and an upbeat outlook on life. Although forward thinking, I still have some traditional values such as consideration, courtesy and respect. I enjoy travelling, listening to music, attending concerts, going to the theatre and eating out etc. Equally, I enjoy simple pleasures like snuggling up on the sofa watching a good movie, or walking along a deserted beach with you by my side. I would like to meet a sincere, considerate, understanding, fun, intelligent and uncomplicated guy who will rock my world. If you are a single, 44-50(emails like,I'm a bit older or younger will be deleted) of age,honest guy with realistic expectations who has family values, integrity and morals then I would be delighted to hear from you. P.S. Please use "46" in subject line. ]]>

<![CDATA[If you are looking for a pretty foreign wife... I have a few weeks to left. If you are spontaneous enough and can get marry in 2-3 weeks only, money finished, I need to find a job after marriage, not have one yet. I am ready to love and have loving marriage, children, family... This will be a real marriage. If interested send your picture and some basic information about you (age, high, education, job, location, children) etc. Me: Medium high and weight, Brown Hair and Eyes. Serious and sincere e-mails, if seems have potential will get response. ]]>

<![CDATA[Where would you like to getaway for gorgeous weekend like this? Asian hottie who looks good in both heels and flip flops seeks someone like minded. Your answer along with your stats and pic will get my response:-)]]>

<![CDATA[Lately I have been reeling in undesirable fish that I must throw back. My bait is....... being attractive, intelligent, dependable and caring. If you think you may be a good catch and you are unattached and in 50s or 60s please tell me why. ]]>

<![CDATA[Oh, c'mon, there's gotta be someone out there who likes em sharp and accomplished. Someone who wants to come home at the end of the day to discuss stuff you read online or perhaps the ongoing soap opera of your coworkers' lives and machinations (or maybe even gasp your actual work). Interested in good movies, restaurants, and recipes? Maybe you're in my age group (my age group = pushing it to try to start a family, but not pushing it too too hard). I live in Westchester. Cute (tall, hourglass). Let's find the greatest thing that's ever happened to either one of us (then, KEEP TOPPING IT!) ]]>

<![CDATA[ Sexy, smart, funny Latina w awesomely and dangerous curves looking to have a fun night out...no expectations what so ever just a fun night out, drinks, dinner and interesting conversation....I do have pics and I assure you that you wont b disappointed. Please Include a current picture of yourself with a little summary about you if u want to see mine ]]>

<![CDATA[PLEASE READ ENTIRE POST BEFORE RESPONDING. A man who doesn't ask how often a lady from Westchester gets into the city and knows the proper thing is to meet her there. A man who opens doors and stands when a lady gets up from her seat. If so, I am your lady, a lady who appreciates a man who was taught the right way to treat her and yes this is a real ad. I seek a man 48+, (sorry but younger men aren't my thing) who has a great heart and knows how to open up, wants a life partner, is confident, kind, super smart and has achieved career success, A man who is emotionally ready for a long term relationship leading to marriage. p.s. I don't date married, separated, or men who haven't been divorced for a year. Also if you have any addition issues, food, smoking, gambling, drugs, etc, please pass me by. I'm an educated, sophisticated, fun, articulate stylish and well traveled woman. I am slim and in shape. I have a great passion for life. I'm Jewish, no kids. Most can't believe my age and usually guess 10 years younger. I am always myself, down to earth, artsy, confident, and comfortable with those in the world around me. I love children and animals and they seem to love me back! I enjoy working out and am religious about it. (You don't have to be.) My body and my mind are well toned. I take pleasure in cultural/charity events, world travel, NY Times crosswords, fine dining, spas, and beaches to name a few. Can you please tell me about yourself including your age, where you live and your profession? A photo is appreciated. No one liners. I would love to make your acquaintance. ]]>

<![CDATA[smart, single, proffessional, hardworker, damn sexy (yes this is subjective but i do consider myself sexy) funy and sarcastic most of the time but serious when needed to be. I am a lot more but i guess you can find that out yourself. how about a drink and intersting convo? nothing complicated, or expectations...im healthy non smoker and rather the same for my date. also somone with a sense of humor and very laid back. please tell me about yourself and send me a picture. i will do the same. hope to talk to you soon]]>

<![CDATA[So instead of hopelessly trying the bar scene, I thought we'd put in this request. One beautiful brunette (5'5) and blonde (5'1). Both slender and curvy, looking for two charming men to meet for drinks in midtown tonight. Professional, career oriented, intelligent, grounded women who need strong, confident men. Please be professional, have a solid career and be well educated. We would like to go have drinks at one of the finer establishments in midtown tonight around 11pm. Manhattan only please. Send an email and tell us a bit about yourselves. THERE SHOULD BE 2 OF YOU. Please send a picture as well. Thanks! You won't be disappointed. THIS IS NOT A SEX AD.]]>

<![CDATA[Im 19 have alot of thngs goin on in my life tht usnt too positive but i have faith determination hope n potential im n school for my assiciates n paralegal studies but i do nont wish to persue tht line of buisness as a career i love music reggae r&b real hip hop oldies everythng yuh can name n i open to learn thngs tht are not in my norm i down to earth and as special as thy come i have. Baggage tht i do not expect any man to deal with but to b patient as i deal with it i have attitude problems so my mouth can be a little reckless at times but i kno how to calm dwn iwould love to find and have a real man sum one tht is not too agressive n damn sure not too weak sum one tht can tk small steps and isnt n a rush sum one tht knows how n wen to touch me wen n how to mk love to me isnt afraid to express thmselves on any aspect a man tht makes right choses is is more about us thn urself im 5'6 weight 216 busty brwn skined my weight. Doesnt look like the number it is i am not fat dnt mind tradin photos but if yuh message mi n ask me for my photo n dnt have one attached to ur messgae i will not respond i will not be responding to anyone tht bothers me and asks me more thn once for my pictures tht shit is anoying and unnessacary i have a facebook account tmail aim yahoo gmail i hv it all but jus cuz i have diesnt mean i will gjve yuh my personals until in intrested n kno tht im givin it to sum kne of worth i am not into playin i want somethng serious n i dnt need any onenplayin ariund with me cus u have a gud heart n everythng i do is frm it Cnt send out photos ao meetin is a must sry my mail system is currently givin me problems]]>

<![CDATA[is it to late se up a date to come out and hangout?..28 single, latina in queens. healthy non smoker with lots of pics to share so please send yours]]>

<![CDATA[Looking to share some quality time with a good man. I am a kind, giving and sensitive person who is very respectful of others and fun to be around. I would like to find a man who likes to have fun and experience the everyday things we sometimes take for granted. I hope he loves life and can easily laugh. Looking for someone who is at least 48 years or older, if you married, please look elsewhere. I sincerely ask that you have the time to date and I don't mean once a month, or every other weekend. I seem to find men who have too much on their plate, are so into their own hobbies and just don't have any real time to share with someone else or live too far that it becomes expensive to travel. I would like to meet someone who is willing to share quality fine with me and if things work out, can see each other on a regular basis. When you respond, please send your picture, tell me a little about yourself, where you live, if you have children, what you do for a living, no smokers please. If you have time to spend with someone, feel free to contact me. ]]>

<![CDATA[You opened it. Good luck. Tonight at midnight your true love will realize they love you. Something good will happen to you at 1:00 pm to 4:40 pm tomorrow, it could be anywhere. Tonight at midnight they will remember how much they loved you. You will get the shock of your life tomorrow, a good one. If you break the chain, you will be cursed with relationship problems for the next 2 years. Karma. If there is someone you onced loved, or still do, and cant get them out of your mind, repost this in another city within the next 5 minutes. Its amazing how it works.If you truly miss someone, a past love, and cant seem to get them off your mind....then repost this titled as " I Truly Do Miss You" Whoever you are missing will surprise you. Dont break this, for tonight at midnight, your true love will realize they love you and something great will happen to you tomorrow ]]>

<![CDATA[Hello my name is Nicha and I am a locktician. Anyone who is interested in re-twisiting their locks respond to this ad. I charge $40-50 and I have my own products so hit me up. Pls schedule a time and date a head of time so I can have time to see my available date.]]>

<![CDATA[I don't want someone who's going to complain about ennui with his wife or girlfriend. I don't want an entanglement. I don't want marriage. I don't want drama. I don't want lies. I am a single mom who is not looking for a dad for her child, but rather for some grown-up time on the side. My time is restricted to weekdays (times vary). I do not host. I do want an open, honest, genuine friend now (benefits... definitely a possibility later on). You must be a non-smoker, d/d free (no 420), White or Hispanic male at least 5'8, average build or better. Know what you want when responding to this ad. Please don't be looking for a girlfriend or wife. But rather, an intelligent female who likes to laugh and have fun, shoots from the hip and asks nothing of you that she would not be willing to give, herself. Me: Hispanic, 5'5, within weight range for my height but could use extra toning, medium-complexion, short, curly, brown hair and dark brown eyes. When responding to this ad, please tell me why this ad attracted your attention and be honest about what it is you are looking for. Let's see if our wants and needs match.]]>

<![CDATA[It's Friday night and I don't have a date. Pathetic I know... How abt we meet up for drinks and get to know each other!! A good ol' fashion blind date. Lol]]>

<![CDATA[Looking for a LTR with a caring, sensitive, romantic and passionate gentleman. That special man I am looking for should want an emotionally bonding friendship first. He should be comfortable sharing and communicating. I am attractive and intelligent most say , but I will let you be the judge. Prefer ages 52 to 62. ]]>

<![CDATA[I am looking for a sbm that has goals in life and is not full of drama. Someone that is smart, healthy, sexy with a bit of an edge. I am looking for something that is meaningful. Not saying I want to get married but not something casual. I want to have fun and enjoy my life but with someone worthwhile. I want a man that knows how to treat a woman like a woman. I am settled and stable in my life...emotionally, career, financial..so now it is time to enjoy myself. I want to do it with someone that isn't full of bs. Age is not an issue for me. Just want a man that is a real man. I am healthy and in shape, work out regularly...real thick not fat thick...pretty and confident. Chemistry is key so please send a pic and feel free to ask anything you feel you need to. ]]>

<![CDATA[Slender, Subtle, Spontaneous...Seeking Someone SPECIAL! . . . Shot 4 Shot. . . ]]>

<![CDATA[Tired? I offer a sensual rub, can be happy, topless or nude - what ever you prefer! I am cultured, pretty, fit, sane and relaxed. Please be respectful and clean and you'll get the best massage of your life. Yes, very happy :) I am petite, witty, educated, white and straight forward. Let me know, no sex, please, serious only.Ciao!]]>

<![CDATA[Please be incredibly handsome, charming, and well-educated. Very tall and athletic/fit gets you major bonus points.]]>

<![CDATA[So hi! I am seeking to get married. I am a US Citizen first off haha I am a white female about 5'0 tall and thin... I am wanting to marry a man that is settled financially. I want a man that is kind and wants children. anyway if you know what your wanting in life and are mentally stable as well please reply to this! Thank you!! OHHHH and please send a picture with your reply. Mine is attached. XO]]>

<![CDATA[I want someone I can walk all over that is MINE. Someone I can call at anytime and ask me how MY day was ,admire from a distance, takes me shopping. I am petite and beautiful. E-mail me and I'll tell you more about the things I like would like to start tomorrow.]]>

<![CDATA[Are you.. 420 friendly,a social drinker and employed? If you answered yes to all those questions then we are off to a great start. I am about 5.2, 215lbs ,brown skin. I am involved with a female but have been craving the real thing lately. Fellas this is a straight booty call! If any kind gentlemen would like to help a needy lady out,it would be greatly appreciated. I dont want to be your girlfriend,not even your home girl. Don't worry about me stalking. I don't do those. I need a quick fix and maybe a tune up now and again. If we have an awesome time then you will be my fuck buddy. ]]>

<![CDATA[ONLY ACCEPTING WHITE, MIDDLE EASTERN, AND SOUTH/CENTRAL AMERICAN MEN. IT'S WHAT I PREFER SO PLEASE DON'T SEND HATE MAILS. I getting old and I'm tired of all the bs, going on boring bad dated, or being lied to. Games are for high school and i've been out of high school for an while and i expect the same. What I'm looking for is some fun, honest, respectful,affectionate,independent,want to have a child at some point, manly, caring and can make me laugh until I pee my pants. joking! I am a very laid back young woman, I tell it like it is, love my family/ friends, hate drama and just like to enjoy life. So if anything I wrote peek an interest zip me and e mail and lets get to know each other. Who knows where this can take us. Hope I'm not asking for too much. Have a great weekend!!! ]]>

<![CDATA[Hey guys, I'm a fun, cool, intelligent 24 year old looking to have dinner with a nice guy tonight. It's been a long week and it hasn't been the best week either so I'm hoping I can share my dinner time with a stranger. If your week has been worst we can talk about it. I'm not looking for romance or anything just dinner and a decent company. You are welcome to pay for the dinner because after all I am a lady but if you don't want to then you're probably not a gentleman. Anyway looking to do this now or so so send me a note. I'm 24 years old, writer, cute fun. Please send a pic if you'd like although that doesn't really matter, It's just dinner. I'm in Chelsea.]]>

<![CDATA[Killing time, no pic no reply!]]>

<![CDATA[Hey fellaz, brazilian asian 25 yo ts mami here. brwn curly hair blue slanted eyes,exotic face.tight stomach,curves in right places(lol). lookin for masculine(top) straight fellaz who like 2 have fun and need a girl who knows how to treat him like a king. send pix my way and if it is what im lookin for,youll get some back..stay sexy,xoxo]]>

<![CDATA[I am high maintenace yes i agree. i am not superficial but i like my men a certain way. wine and dine me and in return you willl recieve my commitment and potentially my love. you must drive and race is no option. I am jamaican. so send me a pic and we can def take it from there. p.s not looking for a suggar daddy...looking for some sort of a relationship with someone that can uphold my lifestyle be very serious because i am. ]]>

<![CDATA[Realized I have nothing to do tonight and am bored, wondering/hoping if there is a nice, tall and handsome guy who wants to take me out? :) Maybe we could go see an outdoors movie together, or something like that. I am looking for something REAL! Please be single. I am jewish so it would be nice if you were too, but not mandatory. Educated, etc. I am an attractive girl and looking for an attractive guy. Pic mandatory - pic gets pic.]]>

<![CDATA[how does that sound? Hot bbw looking to please u. The idea of this is new and exciting to me.... discreet sane fun :-P please....just be squeaky clean down there.... and I am looking for someone GENEROU$ :)]]>

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<![CDATA[So I'm asking and not for any kind of scam. Point blank I want to find help, someone willing to pay my doctors directly! And not me!!! To all those men that pay outrageous fees to doctors to fix up already drop dead gals!!! I'm a woman that is told often I'm beautiful and asked out often....Till things head to the bed room. I always seem to fall hard before it gets there! And what a tragic let down for both of us. I spent my life raising my three children and had no one for years. When I finally had a life of my own, my body was shot from years of neglecting myself. I lost 255lbs over 4 years ago and kept it off. I can get attention now, I just can't keep it! Many needy people in this world to help, and realize I should be grateful for what I have. But the sadness and loneliness is hard to swallow. I'm real, I'm sincere, and want to feel whole again. I'm posting anywhere I can now to see if there is a real heart of gold that may understand the pain this brings me and help. I'm in the Midwest now trying to start a new life. Hoping to find a friend to help and share everything with pics and all. Let me be your project! ]]>

<![CDATA[It's Friday night. Let's go on a date! Inception Anyone?]]>

<![CDATA[I am single, sane, BBW who would love to relax and enjoy this evening with the company of a very interesting fun gentleman. Nothing nicer than sharing sparkling conversation, and laughing together. I am dying to go see the Picasso exhibit at the Met and they are open till 9pm, maybe afterwards going for a really cold pint of blue moon and playing some darts. I am really good at hitting the side of the board or the hardwood floor, but on occasion the sea parts and I land on the double or triple score and celebration shots for everyone!! I am super sweet and intelligent, sexy when the chemistry is right and want nothing complicated. So, I figured why not write an ad, maybe there is an awesome SWM, mensa member, sensually dominant, scorpio with cancer rising who loves scrabble as much as I do. If you'd like to host, we could also hang out and watch DVDs, or play games and enjoy each others company. I like nothing more than making a new friend who stimulates me in more ways than one.]]>

<![CDATA[TGIF! Ready to have a fun weekend and looking for a fun partner. What do you do for fun in summer weekends? If your answer is driving, winery, beach, lake, etc. I would love to hear from you. ]]>

<![CDATA[Hey guys! Good afternoon!!! I'm a student at UMUC and classes start next month and I need a new computer!!!ahhhhhhhhh I propose that we go the the Apple Store in Soho or 5th Ave and get me an iPad with accessories, which end up being way cheaper than a MacBook. After we get it we can go back to your place and spend the rest to the day and evening doing what adults do best!! ;) I love to please, and i'm sure you won't be disappointed. I would like to go today!! Please respond with a phone number to contact you. I'm 5'10 175lbs curvy, big boobs and big booty, light brown skin, mixed nationality. Please be serious, because I am. My education is very important to me and really need a computer. If you don't know how much an ipad costs, please look it up. When responding, please put the word "iPad" in the subject line. Thank you! ]]>

<![CDATA[Gonna make this short & sweet. I'm in the city for a week & i'm trying to have some fun. I'm only 20 so i don't know what clubs I can get into or what the hot spots are. [feel free to tell me some places] but i'm down for whatever...i wanna wake up in the morning feeling like p.diddy. ]]>

<![CDATA[Single female looking for good company to have a drink or two with, must have a sense of humor. Westindian male preferred but not a must ME : 5'5 138lbs Light brown skin please respond with a picture and I will send you mine ]]>

<![CDATA[I'm a very attractive and fit girl hoping to meet a cosmetic dentist who can assist me with crownwork. If you are able to help and would enjoy a mutually beneficial fling let me know. ]]>

<![CDATA[seeking an older mature white upscale gentleman to meet at a restaurant in manhattan have a nice dinner and conversation and after i can come to your place have a passionate time with you. please be a non smoker and ready to meet the older the better i am very hungry right now. sexy hot toned body beautiful soft caramel skin lovely smile 5'8 133]]>

<![CDATA[Where are u SWM ?who is D/D free with his own little place too chill and have an on going thing when we both need each other this not a request for just a one night stand, I am totally D/D free,attractive,average height,weight,you must be tall and over 37yrs and serious and single. pic 4 pic no pic no reply]]>

<![CDATA[I am a 22 yr old female dark hair dark eyes 5'4 126lbs Portuguese looking for a sexy Portuguese guy I have plenty of pix to share with you if I like what I see :)]]>

<![CDATA[ I've been into black guys lately, and after watching "ultimate catch", i've fallen more for black guys. I'm a korean girl and most of my friends are koreans so i barely even get a chance to hangout with other race :( I am a hot korean girl, many guys approach me on daily basis. I'm looking for someone like chad ochocinco!!!!!! NOT FOR A SERIOUS RELATIONSHIP THOUGH. i would love to meet someone who has a stable job, own car, living in queens area, it will be perfect! if you're interested, email me and we'll talk more :) i'll send you pics once i receive your pics! ]]>

<![CDATA[Love on CL..funny I know. So before anyone goes crazy lets get to know each other and see what's real. Whatever happened to long walk just because, and lazy days laid out on the grass? I've been happy being single, but I miss the magic of exploration and the excitement of something new that may become the comfort of something familiar. I'm interested in cooking (I'm a chef) and understanding the mysteries that make life what it is, I study and am interested in esoteric healing arts, sacred geometry and the evolution of my consciousness. I practice Reiki and crystal healing. I also love art, museums and movies. I having long conversations about the what if's and connect, build intimacy. I am playful and affectionate also have a great sense of humor, witty and sarcastic. So now the part about what I seek, kinda someone like me, but with his own very special twists. Thato reply may sound simplistic but what is the point in listing all of the same charasteristics that everyone says are important...yes they all apply. But defining him in a box doesn't work either..so he is simply and uniquely wonderful. A few turn offs, ghetto, angry, uptight, insecure, insecure, cocky, ignorant, short fuse, hateful, selfish, greedy, lack compation, socially awkward, still needs to be a player, wants games, only interested in a bang. So if this postings has peaked your interest pls respond with a pic, no pic no reply. ]]>

<![CDATA[ Attractive Female Lead Guitarist Available This Evening Email for Number and to find out what ad is about Xena Host/Travel]]>

<![CDATA[Single Black Female, age 24, No kids, seeking a long term relationship w/ a Single Black male, ages - 25-30, Stable, Local Brooklyn Resident whos looking for the same.. I'm attracted to Tall, Dark, Toned/Athletic Men, Brown to Dark skin complexions.. Not into games, I'm pretty straight forward, Please send a pic with your response .. if, I dont respond, sorry, not interested ( Please no dick pics that doesnt impress me) ]]>

<![CDATA[Divorced, attractive brunette, 5' 5" George Gee and his orchestra will be playing out on Pier 54 next Sunday, August 8. Looking for a man who is a good dancer to meet me there and dance, dance, dance! Pier 54 is located on 14th Street and the West Side Highway Free Intro Lesson 6:30-7:15 pm Dancing 7:15-10 pm Special Performances at 8]]>

<![CDATA[Hi! I feel like I'm the only one who hasn't seen Inception. Are you up to seeing that, or Salt? If so, get in touch with me. I'm in Brooklyn and I don't want to travel into the city tonight, so I prefer staying local and prefer if you are too. A little about me: petite black female, 5'5" stylish, cute, able to hold a conversation but will be quiet through the movie. A little about you: preferably black, tall (the taller the better), stylish, cute, able to hold a conversation but will shut up through the movie. This is not a "NSA". Just want to get out of the house, don't feel like chillin with my usual suspects and want to meet someone nice in the process. I appreciate when a man is a gentleman, but I have no problem paying for my own ticket. Let me know by 8:30 guys. Oh...PLEASE SEND PIC!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I WILL TOO. Till later...]]>

<![CDATA[I've had the most ideal man any woman could ever want and I'm wondering if there is anyone here who is like him. I'm not in love with him anymore but I still seek a person who treats me the way he did and has a similar personality. He was: Overly caring and generous Respectful and classy Extremely successful and humble Cultured and well traveled Attractive yet a little dorky (I love men with glasses) Tall and skinny Funny and goofy Dressed to the nines Loved fine dining and taking care of me Very loving Supported my goals and encouraged me Loved to make me happy 33 year old hedge fund professional Spontaneous and knew how to be a real man If you're reading this and you share a lot of the same characteristics send me an email with a picture and tell me about yourself. ]]>

<![CDATA[Here are my Stats: I am 5'4 Size 14 bottom, 18 top 130 IQ (Haven't been a MENSA member since elementary school) College Educated : SEC School Southern born and bred, with NY and Midwest roots. I'm really into art and movies. My friends and I go to a lot of museums and galleries. I read a couple books a month. Weird News Hound. Love exploring new neighborhoods. No kids, never married. D&D Free non-smoker, although an occasional hookah is nice. Recent "sport" activities : Hiking, kayaking, horseback riding Wish I had a dog. Capricorn. What I'm looking for: SBM, SWM or Hot Latino Man Career driven if not currently employed (I'm sensitive to this economy) with Undergraduate Degree or military service Clean Shaven, goatees fine Non-smoker Someone who preferably hasn't lived in the 5 borough area their entire lives and if he has at least he's well traveled. A guy with a nice smile and sense of humor Taller than 5'5. I don't care how much taller than that you are because I like tall guys. No more than 270 pounds please. No younger than 26 or older than 45. Your pic gets mine. I won't respond to emails without pics. If you're looking for a one night stand or a fwb relationship that's limited to the bedroom I'm not the woman for you. PS: The tatt on my leg isn't permanent. I have no tatts although I think they're awesome. Motorcycles are sexy too. ]]>

<![CDATA[Hi Gentlemen, I am a sexy 5ft 8 130 pounds of black beauty! My hair is black and my eyes are brown. I am looking for a tall,successful, and single gentleman. He must be truly ready for a long term relationship that can turn into marriage and possible a child with me. He is successful, generous, happy, loyal , loving, and a true gentleman. He must be disease free, drug free and drama free. I am not interested in any smokers but you do not have to be a health freak! Ideally, the man I am interested in lives in Manhattan or very close to New York City. He like to travel, have fun, laugh, dine out, shop, listen to live music , and so much more. He is a very classy, elegant and strong man! I love blue, grey, green and hazel eyes!!!! If this sound like you, email me your clear picture with your height, age, weight and tell me about yourself. If you do not have a picture please do not reply!!!!!!]]>

<![CDATA[im a shapely black bbw in search of a charming, well groomed, handsome man to explore a long term relationship that could possibly lead to marriage. please be drug and disease free as am i. serious replies only... no spam. send me a pic and something about yourself and i will return in kind. ]]>

<![CDATA[Anybody need a wife? Beautiful, young, blond, can cook, clean, wash, iron. Looking for a man at the age of 25-35 NO INDIAN MAN!!! AND DON`T ASK ME WHAT I`M LOOKING FOR???]]>

<![CDATA[I guess my title may speaks for itself. Im a pretty cute rocker chick looking for a cute rocker boy for some good times. I love going to shows into bands like pantera, megadeath, slayer, dimmu borgir, children of bodom, opeth, in flames, chilli pepers, deftones, tool apc, nin, 311, sublime. Im also into movies reading watching true blood dancing bar hopping (ummm beer). partying and 420 friendly as well I work and I have my own pretty cool apt. IM 5'6 110 lbs So if your a cute rocker boy like some of the bands i like hit me up with a pic and ill do the same ]]>

<![CDATA[WELL i came here for hope..i been through the most dull kinda boring relationships and maybe im not ready to commit because of that but i would deff like to meet new interesting people dont really socialize although my job consist of it but my point is its really hard for me to open up but im really down to earth open minded an love music so im always out i like to explore its jus not easy to trust boys anymore if that makes sense just need some one real n fun lol i do have pictures im spanish cute take care of myself about 154 kinda short 5'4 not conceited but i dont put my pics because like i said my job consist of promoting and internet social life ..but i do have Facebook and all aim as well (ask for it)..reply if u real n interesting n age must be 18-26 sorry i like em mature]]>

<![CDATA[For on going beneficial relationship. must be financially $table & provide a monthly allowance. white/ men preferred. ]]>

<![CDATA[I don't need a pretty face to tell me pretty lies, all I need is a simple guy who can give me a simple life. I am single Chinese professional, nice looking, intelligent with good personality... looking for the other half to have smart conversation, enjoy life and fall in love with. If you are a single/divorced WHITE professional, 40-50yrs old have NO kids...someone smart but modest, someone laidback and stable, someone like music, film, books and travel...then maybe we could share the beautiful life together. I am divorced, no kids, 5'1", 94 lbs, 46 yo, young looking and stylish, live and work in Queens. Please reply only if you are looking for a serious relationship towards marriage. Please let me know your marital status, # of kids (live with or without), weight, height, background, job etc. p.s. Please don't be mad if you are NON-WHITE. No offensive. :-) :-)]]>

<![CDATA[Hello: I would love to connect with one "great guy", who is open to exploring life's possibilities, with intentions on building a lasting relationship. It's all about chemistry .I am attracted to a male that is intelligent, kindhearted, grounded and genuine. Sense of humor...priceless! My life is relatively calm, uncomplicated, and fun! Life is good. My cup is half-full...yours? My stats are: 5'3" Tall, Slim, Youthful Appearance, Classy, Nonsmoker, Divorced, Former Business Owner/ Retired, Own Home In Northern Westchester County, Non-Religious Jewish. Penchant for: Great Dining, Theatre, Movies, Live Concerts, Outdoor Activities, Weekend Getaways, METS! Personality: Upbeat, Ebullient, Cerebral and Sensitive. I appreciate directness, and have a strong sense of justice and fairness. My counterpart would be Nonsmoker, Not married/Attached, Physically Fit, Clean-cut,Reasonably Tall, Animal Friendly. Photo exchange welcomed. Serious replies, only. Age Appropriate. Please be over 50 years old. If this piques your interest, let communication begin.... Judi ]]>