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<![CDATA[musicians to make a progressive technical Death/Black Metal band. Influenced by Death, Morbid Angel, Vital Remains, Dimmu Borgir & Arcturus. Must be older than 25 y/o. With equipment and transportation. Interested people please write me at volkodlak_vampyre666@yahoo.com ]]>

<![CDATA[Iʼm a loving and caring stay at home mom of 2 year old son and a 4 year old daughter. I am looking to baby-sit in my home, Mon-Fri, Infants & Children. I have a clean, child proof and safe home with a child learning play room and a large fenced & private backyard with swing set & no pool. I enjoy taking the children to explore our area (zoos, mall, parks, museums, Fun zones like Chuck & Cheese, etc.) We have lots of fun with day full of activities such as painting, coloring/drawing, kiddie pool & waterwheels on hot day, playgrounds and so on ... not just sit in front of TV. I would like to have 1 or 2 child full/part time to complete a circle of friends to journey and explore fun & learning activities and learning behavioral with my fellow friends. I live in Sanford/Lake Mary near the airport, right off HWY 417 exit 49 Lake Mary. References available upon request. Smoke/pet free home. Please reply for more information. Thank you for your time.]]>

<![CDATA[After months of weekly bulletins send out to myspace band & club sites across central florida, get ready," Are you ready for a Reality Check Orlando" The Reality Check band open up with two incredibly bad shows- I mean really bad... Bar patron's throwing stuff at them, booing them off stage. It doesn't get any whorse than that for a band. Check the hype at the door next time. 50 year old guys playing modern tunes badly. The Dream Crusher - reality check ]]>

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<![CDATA[She is beautiful, intelligent and charming. She has had her rabies shot and is spayed. She does not get along with one of my cats, but other cats are attached to him. I want the best for her. She can be an alone cat or be with other cats as long as they are gentle with her. Asking for a small rehoming fee of $20.]]>

<![CDATA[Molly is a 7-year-old mix breed (weimeraner, boxer and pit mix) who is the sweetest, loving dog. I have had her since she was 4 months old (she was a rescue from the humane society) and she has been my best friend ever since. Recently I had a baby and having a dog and a newborn is proving to be too much, and the one who is suffering is Molly. She is completely trained, up-to-date on all of her shots, and really makes the best companion. It is breaking my heart to have to find her a new home. Molly was attacked a few years back by a small dog and ever since is very apprehensive around small dogs and cats. So a home where she will be the only pet would be ideal. She LOVES children and is very gentle around them. And loves to be around people!! She knows commands like sit, stay, come, go outside, go pee, and no. I know this is long winded, but I want to make sure that I find the best home for her, and that she doesn't end up in the wrong hands. If you are looking for a loving new companion, please send mee an email. Thanks!]]>

<![CDATA[<a href="http://www.oldamericancentury.org/bushco/bush_crime_family.htm" rel="nofollow">http://www.oldamericancentury.org/bushco/bush_crime_family.htm</a> How could the American public be so stupid and nieve to ever vote for someone like George W. Bush and his father to the Presidency.]]>

<![CDATA[Two caring Moms willing to care for your children that have 15 years experience with childcare. We provide Breakfast, Lunch, and Snacks. We are very creative with learning activities and arts and crafts. We are open at 6:00am - 6:30pm. For more information please call Toni 407-891-0702 or Christine 407-729-7765. ]]>

<![CDATA[Hi I am a college student and I am on break until January. i don't have any special licenses but I have time for your pets' needs. My Fiance works all night and we are home durring the days. I have plenty of time for special needs pets as well. I am here for the holidays and I can sit as long as you want. Your pet will never be alone and I can promise I am a perfectionist so special directions will be sure to be followed to the last instruction. I walk on my own everyday even without animals but a friend to take along will be fantastic. I have one cat who loves to play with other animals and cuddle too. If interested please call me at 407-486-6102. Amber]]>

<![CDATA[If you have a male brown daschound and am in need of giving it a good home, please call me 407/766-3408. Thank You]]>

<![CDATA[Very cute Brusel Griffon puppy. Sable with black beard. Very smart and playful. Will be small at maturity, she is approximately 7 pounds now and shouldnt get too much bigger. Her parents were both under 10 pounds. Re-homing fee of $375.00 applies. She is current on her vaccinations and comes kennel trained. Please e-mail for pictures. ]]>

<![CDATA[Email with style of music/influences/band info, etc. No death metal or cover material. Thanks! adamtuminaro@gmail.com <a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OSHHxi2N3NU" rel="nofollow">http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OSHHxi2N3NU</a>]]>

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<![CDATA[I am a single SAHM and also full-time student. I am looking for another mom to swap childcare hours with. I only need an occasional 5-8 hours a week to get errands done like doctors appointments, grocery shopping, etc. Was looking for anyone who would want to swap for a similar amount of hours. I have a 1.5 year old boy, who is the love of my life. Please email if you are interested. Thanks!]]>

<![CDATA[Are You Interested in Doing The Holidays Different This Season? Do you have a desire to cut back on the crazy spending sprees associated with the holidays? We have a few ideas… for one you can give your family and friends the gift of permanent health rather than clothes or products that they don’t want or need. It can even help you to bond if you do it together. What a great way to celebrate the season and be thankful for our family, friends, health and ability to make it all better. We have programs to help you make your home life more green and economical, your kitchen table full of delicious and healthy foods, your kids and family working together to help each other, your weight loss goals achieved, stress management issues solved, a natural guide through pregnancy and the post-partum period, marriage and relationship workshops, conscious spending/business accountability and much more! Recieve an e-book or join the e-course with the greater online community to make this holiday less stress and more joy!]]>

<![CDATA[LOL, once again, Conservative Republicans always have a way of missing the point altogether, un friggin believable. ]]>

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<![CDATA[<a href="http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/27854138/" rel="nofollow">http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/27854138/</a> And there's not a damn thing you're going to be able to do about it either. But he'll try....by running up the deficit to build some new 'government jobs' (bigger government--it's the LIBERAL WAY!) In the end, they're shadow jobs, not real, and won't provide REAL growth. ]]>

<![CDATA[10 beautiful pit bull pups need good home. Available mid December. Adoption fee applies. please call or email. 321-746-3398 ask for Shane]]>

<![CDATA[This post will be full of short sentences. This band has been around for a year and would like to expand our lineup. We have our own practice space. Let us know your commitment level/experience/influences. We have many (Shoegaze/80's post-punk/Art rock/prog/noise) and we like a nice blend with plenty of dynamics. We deal with a certain level of technicality and employ off-times and challenging structures with pop elements. We are dedicated, drama-free, and in our early to mid-twenties. Let us know ASAP - we have some gigs that we want to make next month.]]>

<![CDATA[ Hi Car took a poop in the shop need a ride from Orlando to Apopka weekdays.Need to be in Apopka by or close to 7:am.Will pay for gas.Plz call 407-704-4188]]>

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<![CDATA[We work from home without having to sell any products, stock any inventory or give any parties. We work with an impeccable company that believes in what we believe in. This opportunity is 100% RISK FREE and provides Free Training and Free Website. For more information please visit: www.workathomeunited.com/mommymatters]]>

<![CDATA[I am selling a large bird cage that housed a cockatoo it is clean and ready to go it is a large cage - "I think" not sure but maybe a King Cage someone told me. It is pretty nice and has some use left in it. Would be good for a bird breeder. Would be good for a large bird, like a cockatoo, Amazon, African Grey or something like that. I can take pictures and email to you if yiu are seriously interested. $150 cash for the cage! Bird cage, large exotic bird cage. email for more information, photos, Chaz18579@yahoo.com ]]>

<![CDATA[Black Hendryx bird cage with chrome stand. $45.00 ]]>

<![CDATA[For God's sake! That was NINETEEN YEARS AGO! To dig that up as an attempt to validate your spite against American companies making profits....damn. You're grasping at straws! Get a grip!]]>

<![CDATA[Our family has made a difficult decision to rehome our 1 year old beagle. He is extremely loving, playful and gives high-fives. He loves to cuddle and play ball. He is neutered and up to date with his shots. He needs lots of TLC and a back yard to play in. We want nothing but the best for him. Rehoming fee is negotiable.]]>

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<![CDATA[Need a Babysitter or Nanny in your home in the Kissimee area? I have many years experience plus a 4 year old of my own. My rates are low and I'm willing to work any hours, day or night. I can provide references.Email me or call me at 407-319-1154 just ask for Tracy I am 25 yrs old ]]>

<![CDATA[Looking to add a whippet to our family,must be housebroken and healthy(on heartworm preventative etc....)willing to pay small adoption fee.We have a great affinity for this breed.We also have a medium sized dog and a cat both strictly indoors and a 5 year old boy,so the dog shoul be able to get on with them as well.Thanks for reading!!!!]]>

<![CDATA[Nedd anything done around your home please call me. I can do just about anything you need done in and around your Poinciana home. Just call and I'll give you quote over the phone free of charge. I'm moving outa state in 2 weeks so call now to get that little problem fixed and don't woory about $ I am very, very cheap on my charging. On average i charge 60-80% below what other handymen would charge. Just Call and I'll be there. Thank you Jacob F 407-729-7637]]>

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<![CDATA[I have a excellent condition Marchioro tommy "k" critter habitate. It includes a feed bowel, water bottle, and large size critter ball. It measure 24lx16.5h, 14w. Thanks $20.00 ]]>

<![CDATA[I have the following cages and stand for sale. They are in excellent condition. 1. PVC play tower-Used for medium sized birds. Only used a couple of times.$50 2. HQ brand cage. 20x26x61. Its perfect for medium sized birds. Used for 2 yrs. It has a open play top. With seed apron and removable tray $75 3.HQ brand cage. 18x18x51. Its perfect for small to medium sized birds. Only used for 6 months. With seed apron and removable tray $75.00 4.Like new HQ brand cage. 23x32x67.Great for large birds. Only used for 2 months $150 with play top. Has seed apron and two removable trays.]]>

<![CDATA[Male Daschund needing a new home. He is 10 weeks old, have the first shots and a health certificate. Rehoming fee apply. Please contact Cybelle at 407-704-1004.]]>

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<![CDATA[Your time is precious. I will go shopping for from routine groceries to special gift or be an assistant of you or your business. Except for any sexual or housekeeper job. Please tell me what you need and I will take it from there. Compensation is negotiable. Looking forward to working for you very soon. ]]>

<![CDATA[I have a beautiful male, not fixed, Velveteen Lop colored checkered black and white. He is very friendly and loves lots of attention. He comes with his super large newer cage, and all the accessories (water bottle, food bowl, ect) including whatever food, cedar chips (almost a bulk) and litter I have left. I am only giving all of this away for free if someone is willing to give my cat a good home as well. The rabbit and cat get along well, and I have already separated them from another kitten. The cat is female not fixed, aprox. 2 years old, indoor/outdoor and can be either or both. She is shy at first then very friendly and is white with orange patches. Please contact me with any questions or to come see them and give them a new home.]]>

<![CDATA[I have a red 6 month old doberman for adoption.she is house trained and very good with children. she is also a very good watch dog and will let you know when someone is close to the house. her ears are done along with her tail. she is up to date on all shots and does not bit furniture. please email me if you have any questions or you can leave me a name and number and i will call you Thanks]]>

<![CDATA[Parakeet with a cage and toys $15, I have 4 available. They are not totally hand tame, but are getting there. I will clip their wings if you would like.]]>

<![CDATA[she turned one this month. we got her a yr ago for our daughters birthday! she is a great dog, great gaurd dog! always been great with our daughter. she is potty trained, but last night she nipped at my daughter (not seriously) but it was enough to make me want to get her a different home! i think the dog is stressed out lol. she needs a yard she can run in freely! which we dont have~ we have been walking her alot! over all she is a good dog!! loves the dog park, walking, etc here is a rehoming fee of 75.00 our jobs prevent us from being able to be with hr as much as we should! i'd honestly like her to go asap as my new job will start this week coming she has had shots but lost the vet papers during the move! more pics avail. upon request ]]>

<![CDATA[Hi, I have for sale a 42" deep, 29" high, and 26" wide black wire dog crate for sale. This crate has two doors with a really cool fold up feature to the doors...cannot be opened from the inside and cannot come unlatched and swing open. Can stay up in the open position and out of the way for easy in and out access for your four-legged family member. This retails for $90 on JBpet.com, where this came from, but is not even available as it is on backorder. Others sell elsewhere for up to $150. Asking $65 firm. Comes with removable bottom tray for easy cleaning. Call 407-718-7795 or email. See pics...Thanks!]]>

<![CDATA[she is a very loving dog and full of life and a college student and all so working so am not here to much but i want her to have a great life if anything i had her since she was a puppy i sell the rest of the pup's but she is a hand full so if u thing she is what u want email me and we will talk cause i only want the best home for this beautiful and there is a rehoming fee email me on here or puppylove407 at yahoo thank u and god bless]]>

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<![CDATA[If you are ready to take that step to move the kids out of your house, then this is your opportunity! Building has been a daycare for years and has the capacity for apprx. 20 children. 20 children @ only $135 a week = $2,700 a week or $10,800 a month (not counting the months with 5 weeks) The building is 1,250 sq ft, has 2 baths, directors office and is a corner lot with plenty of land. There is room to expand your building. Building has been repainted inside and has many items needed to pass your health, fire and DCF inspections. With these items, and if you have your directors certification and your motivation, you'll be up and running in no time. However, you will need to bring in your own play items and have some funds on reserve to turn on electric, water, phone and pay rent while your getting your business ready to open. The best part of renting this building is we are willing to sell the building to you if you are serious about your business. If this sounds like YOUR opportunity and dream, let's talk. Email your info and questions INCLUDE your phone # and we'll set a time for you to view inside. ]]>

<![CDATA[I am looking for a full time nanny or mother's helper position. **Over 25 years experience (daycares, nanny, babysitting, home daycare)** **Experience with ages 5 weeks to 10 years** **First aid and CPR certified** **Non smoker** **1 or 2 children, infant/toddler age preferred, your home, live out** **35-45 hours/week, M-F, daytime only, no weekends or overnights** **Will run errands and do light housekeeping** **Pets ok** **Willing to work in a nanny share situation if you do not need full time** CURRENTLY I AM EMPLOYED IN A DAYCARE CENTER AND WOULD NEED TO GIVE NOTICE!! IF YOU NEED SOMEONE RIGHT AWAY AND CAN NOT WAIT FOR ME TO DO SO, PLEASE DO NOT RESPOND TO THIS AD!! If interested, please respond to the email above. Thank you! ]]>

<![CDATA[I need to rehome a beautiful young male Cockatiel. The Cockatiel"Happy" sings beautiful,he is not handtame yet. The male Cockatiel has his wings clipped. The rehoming fee is $50 for the Cockatiel with his cage(almost new). Please e-mail, only serious interested people. ]]>

<![CDATA[Missing since Saturday 11/15, was last seen Wednesday at the technology park off of Lake Emma road in Lake Mary. That place is huge behind there so she may still be there. We were so close to getting her again and she got away. She is small 12-15 lbs, fast, and has light brown fur that looks reddish in the sun. Please if you see her, or happen to pick her up call us! We just want her to come home safe. Makes us so sad she has been outside in the cold this whole time! REWARD for her safe return. Alisha or Simon-321-696-6422 ]]>

<![CDATA[I need to re-home my rare albino doberman (male)with blue eyes. He is not neutered. Unfortunately I do not have the time needed to give him a great life. Once he knows you, he will follow around everywhere in the house. He is great at alerting you when someone is at the door. His bark is very intimidating but will not bite. He is only a little over 1yr old, so he does not know his strength yet, and is hyper. Loves to play tug-a-war, and jump up on you. To ensure that he goes to a good home and not someone wanting a "cool" pet, there is a re-homing fee of $200. I will be willing to deliver the dog if your located not too far from Orlando.]]>

<![CDATA[Drummers. Sick of your neighbors yelling at you for playing too loud. Anxious to start playing again. Tower Sound will open a state of the art drum rehearsal room that will consist of a sound system,I-pod,click track,and a cubicle storage compartment attached to the room for drum storage if you choose. We also have kits for your use. All this starting at $15 per hr. You can also time share the room monthly. Call for details. 407-740-5734 or 407-310-5734 Ask for Joe. www.towersoundsystems.com RUN BY MUSICIANS FOR MUSICIANS. OUR FACILITY IS SECURE,SECURE,SECURE. ]]>

<![CDATA[hey i have only 8 loving pit puppies left that would love a new home for the holiday.they are only 2 months old, great age to introduce to the family. they do need their shot and i recomend you getting them fixed.if interested call 407-294-1274 or email josopersaud@yahoo.com there is a small rehoming fee $50. ]]>

<![CDATA[I'm a single, healthy and active non-smoking female. I'm fun-loving, patient, mature, dependable and responsible. I've been nannying for nearly two years. The ages of the children for whom I've nannied range from 2 1/2 to 5 years. One of them has autism, so I have experience dealing with special needs. Proudly, I have glowing references from all of their parents. Prior to nannying, I was a flight attendant for a major international airline for nearly two decades. I was known for being the crew member eager to assist parents traveling with children. I've had training in first aid administration and CPR, and I've passed extensive background checks. I'm registered with a State Family Care Safety Registry. I have my own reliable transportation and a clean driving record. I'm able to follow directions and handle everyday challenges. I know how to teach and entertain children, and I engage them in home activities that stimulate their minds. I'm a strong swimmer, so water recreation is another option. I'm confident that I have a positive influence on the children with whom I spend time, and I believe I"m an excellent role model and mentor. While I realize that I'm their guardian when they're in my care, I also become their friend. I live in the southwest Orlando area, and I'd prefer to stay in close proximity. I'm also available for eldercare, housesitting, petsitting and/or administrative assistance. (I'm a fast and accurate typist with excellent proofreading skills.) Thanks! ]]>

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<![CDATA[I'm looking for a all Burmese kitten to have of my own.]]>

<![CDATA[Before you rehome your Pit or Pit mix or get one, check with your Apt or HOMEOWNERS ASSOCIATION. Many have bylaws forbiding these breeds. As well as other breeds (Chow, German Shepards, Rottwiellers,etc) Our neighbors got a pup. They were advised by the HOA the breed was not allowed and had to get rid of it. They refused as they had grown attached. Yesterday they got a lein placed on thier home and if they refuse to get rid of it they will be forclosed on.]]>

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<![CDATA[GARAGE SALE. SATURDAY NOVEMBER 29,2008. 14420 PEPPERMILL TR. CLERMONT (GREATER HILLS) TOOLS,CLOTHES,FURNITURE,ELECTRONICS. A LOT STILL NEW IN THE BOX. 8 AM]]>

<![CDATA[SATURDAY NOVEMBER 29,2008 8 AM 14420 PEPPERMILL TR CLERMONT 34711(GREATER HILLS) ELECTRONICS,FURNITURE,CLOTHES, TOOLS A LOT OF STUFF STILL IN BOX NEVER USED. ]]>

<![CDATA[I need to fill some spots of some who can't attend now. all info can be found here, handmade only don't need to live in Kissimmee or have a huge inventory I am taking applications up until the 29th, yes I have extended the deadline and no late fee as these spots need to be filled. I posted the ad to the osceola news gazette as 7-9 vendors and would feel real dumb come the day of I only have like 3. PLEASE, WHEN YOU CONTACT ME MAKE SURE IT'S BECAUSE YOU ARE SURE YOU WANT TO PARTICIPATE NOT BECAUSE YOU ARE THINKING ABOUT IT STILL. <a href="http://www.eventlister.com/events/details.php?EventNumber=1184105&Name=Crafter%27s+Holiday+Handmade+Open+House" rel="nofollow">http://www.eventlister.com/events/details.php?EventNumber=1184105&Name=Crafter%27s+Holiday+Handmade+Open+House</a> "Sometimes smaller events can be better than bigger ones. Nothing is every guareented but it's worth a shot."]]>

<![CDATA[Can do murals,logos,sketches,story boards,drawings. ]]>

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<![CDATA[Found this adorable little girl last week, cant find owners, she is aprox 2 months old, looks like a Siamese, very playful and loving, healthy. We have a litter box, food, litter, toys and scratching board to go home with her. Asking $10 fee, please call 407-271-4161 if you would like to meet her. Tonya]]>

<![CDATA[We are looking for possible military collectors or investors to participate in an upcoming World war 2 short film. We are making this film as a tribute to all those who have fought for our country and any help would be awesome. We are also looking for several locations (outdoors, fields, wooded areas) that we would be permitted to film at. Thanks.]]>

<![CDATA[Stay at home Mom, I live in safe gated community in Lake Nona Area (East Orlando). I am available days, evenings and weekends. Your little ones will be in good hands; I never take care of more than two kids at one time. Your darlings will have a lot of fun, learn something new every day and most importantly be safe. I charge $30.00 /day (9:00 am to 5:00pm) with 15 % discount for a second child. Times are tough for all of us, please do not hesitate to counteroffer; I am sure we can work something out :-). I can provide references. If interested please email: Nonabysitter@gmail.com Thank You. ]]>

<![CDATA[Spike is a fixed declawed cat in the front. Spike gets along well with everyone. Spike is great with kids, dogs, cats. Very friendly, affectionate and loves life. She is fixed, vaccinated-distemper and rabies, tested negative for feline aids and leukemia, dewormed, and flea treatment. UTD on all shots. $30.00 Rehoming fee]]>

<![CDATA[Princess needs a good loving home. Potty trained gets along with other animals. Follows you where ever you go. Loves to sleep with you. Shes a cuddler. My son has asthma and the dogs are making it so much worse. I wish we could keep her but my son comes first. I want her in a good home with lots of love and time for her because she deserves it. She has brought so much joy to us and now I hope to find some other family to give joy to and her Princess have another family that loves her as much as we do. Asking for a $75 re homing fee. Please only SERIOUS persons inquire. I need to fnd her a home today. Call me at 813-528-1069 or email me at greenirisheyes@rocketmail.com.]]>

<![CDATA[ball python about 3 feet long. 29 gallon setup included in rehoming fee $60 male ]]>

<![CDATA[He is a German Sheperd mix with a cropped tail. black and tan, approx. 100lbs. approx. 3.5 ft tall on all four legs. Answers to "boy" or "ako" last seen thursday november 20 near the target on 1792 near 436. please, if you have seen him anywhere, or happen think you have seen him in the past 2 days, please call me 321-276-5805. thank you so much, i hope somebody can help me find my boy, i am completely heartbroken. thanks again, tony.]]>

<![CDATA[I am providing childcare in my home mornings and nights. I have over 15 yrs of childcare experience. I have been a Subsitute Teacher. I have also been a Preschool Teacher. I am certified in CPR and First Aid. I take all ages. And meals and snacks are included in price. I teach the children educational activities on a daily basis. My rates are as follows: $115 for infants $100 for 1-4 yrs old,$90 for 5 yrs old. And $80 for afterschool and partime. I even do drop in care for $5 an hr.Call Samantha at (407)953-0436.]]>

<![CDATA[I am a mother of two lovely girls (Ages 2 & 5). I live in safe gated community in Lake Nona Area (East Orlando) and willing to help parents by providing care for children. I am flexible to accommodate your schedule needs; I am available days, evenings and weekends. Be assured your darlings will be in good hands; I never take more than two kids at the time (4 including mine). They will have a lot of fun and most importantly be safe. My prices are reasonable and I can provide references. If interested please email: Lavinababysitter@gmail.com God Bless You. Thank You. ]]>

<![CDATA[A nice list of orlando student nannies is directly at <a href="http://www.barefootstudent.com/index/listings/category5142.htm" rel="nofollow">http://www.barefootstudent.com/index/listings/category5142.htm</a>]]>

<![CDATA[Orlando Musicians- Form a band site on your own here: <a href="http://orlando.bandvista.com" rel="nofollow">http://orlando.bandvista.com</a> Free trial for local musicians.]]>

<![CDATA[ Looking for a little free time to prepare for the upcoming Holidays? Check out one of our Thanksgiving Holiday Dance Camps. Nutcracker Ballet Camp For students ages 6-12 Wednesday, November 26th 9:00am – 5:00pm $65.00 Children will study the story of the classical holiday fantasy the Nutcracker and dance to Tchaikovsky’s brilliant score. The day will start will an age/level appropriate ballet class – dancers will learn new and exciting variations from the Nutcracker and the use of props will add to this unique dance experience. In addition, we’ll create Nutcracker crafts, watch video performances of several very different adaptations, and conclude with a special mini-performance for family and friends. Two light snacks and all materials are included. Students are asked to bring a lunch (a microwave and refrigerator are available). Attire: Leotards, skirts, tights, ballet shoes or socks. Hair must be pulled back. Class sizes are limited, so be sure to register early. Mini-Nutcracker Ballet Camp For students ages 3-6 Wednesday, November 26th 9:00am – 12:00pm $35.00 Your little ballerina will dance into the land of sweets and experience the Nutcracker through ballet story-dances, special crafts, and dancing games. Every dancer will receive a special Holiday gift to remember her special time at Nutcracker Ballerina Camp! A light snack and all materials are included. Attire: Leotards, skirts, tights, ballet shoes or socks. Hair must be pulled back. Class sizes are limited, so be sure to register early. All are welcome - you do not have to be a current studio member to attend. These camps are filling up fast! For more information or to register call: 321-939-1793 www.danceatplatinum.com The Water Tower Place 29 Blake Blvd. #106 - Celebration, FL 34747 ]]>

<![CDATA[Fluffy and Spooda are inseparable and do everything together. They need a loving home together. They are both declawed in the front. Both are fixed, vaccinated-distemper and rabies, tested negative for feline aids and leukemia, dewormed, and flea treatment. UTD on all shots. Rehoming fee $60.00 total for both. ]]>

<![CDATA[ daughter is allergic to birds, both are very playful and good with kids. About a year old. Male, Female? $75.00 Rehoming/Adoption fee email if interested, SERIOUS INQUIRIES ONLY more info: <a href="http://www.avianweb.com/cockatielinfo.htm" rel="nofollow">http://www.avianweb.com/cockatielinfo.htm</a> ]]>

<![CDATA[DCF # L09OS0003 God is great and greatly to be praised. It is through God we can hold on tight on this world with different people and different reactions. We strive to be in compliance with God's commandment of "love your neighbor as yourself" and try to be loving and kind to everyone no matter what they say or do to us. Our goal is to help children to understand this principle and learn to be kind to people. Please, check our web site and read what parents are saying about us, make sure you see all the pictures of the album. GOD BLESS YOU www.kingskidsfamilydaycare.com or call 407-348-4234 ]]>

<![CDATA[Availabe to teach beginner thru intermediate and advanced. I have been playing guitar and bass 35 years in the local area. If interested please email and we can discuss your needs. Thanks ]]>

<![CDATA[Yea! Gotta just HATE it when an AMERICAN company makes profits! You liberals just HATE that shit! Sorry...but not everybody can be GM and be a loser. But give it time. Perhaps your 'savior' obama will make it 'illegal' for American companies to MAKE PROFITS! Maybe he'll take office and FORCE those 'evil' wealthy, profitable oil companies to sell out to someone like the french, or iranians, or Saudi's, or maybe even Venezuela! Yea! Force them to GIVE AWAY those profits to some other company! 'Redistribute' their wealth! You people have to be the most head-up-ass financial idiots on the planet!]]>

<![CDATA[I am looking for a Rottweiler Puppy. Female I'm an experience dog owner. I have a 2 yr old Rottie now, and I am looking for a playmate for her. I am NOT looking for a fighter or an aggressive puppy just a playmate and new family member. Please email me Pictures and rehomeing fees. www.discountbikerstuffandmore@gmail.com The Picture is of my Rottie Angel. Thank you. ]]>

<![CDATA[We found a mix looking light brindle and white dog. If youcan tell me his name and describe the collar and what vet offfice then we know he is yours. He has been with us since tuesday 11/18/2008. he is just a pup but pretty big. The vet office couldn't give me the name and number on the rabies tag, it was hard to read. just give a call 407 430 2340 nicole]]>

<![CDATA[My guitar player and I have mostly experience with original music. We work vary hard and have alot of live experience as well. Vary fexibly for practice times any day of the week is fine. One problem have no place to practice at the moment. I have been looking around but as you may know theres not many places that will let bands in or the rent is out of this world but I will keep looking. If you would like to hear us in the old band check out myspace.com/thebandturn this is the best way to find are sound. The singer will play most of the beginnings for guitar parts. Contact: 407-367-8062 Kyle or 407-718-7833 Trav ]]>

<![CDATA[Angelica is a short hair tabby female fixed cat that is UTD on all shots. She is intelligent, affectionate, vocal, active, and playful. She is inquisitive by nature. She is very healthy, playful and cuddly. She has been fixed, vaccinated-distemper and rabies, tested negative for feline aids and leukemia, dewormed, and flea treatment.]]>

<![CDATA[ Laurie’s Pre-School Attention Parents and Grandparents! Are you looking for a safe Christian Home childcare for your little ones? I have reopened a home day care and pre-school in the Andover Lakes Area near Waterford, Cypress Springs and East Wood. I have many years experience with my own 4 children and with lots of other children. My day care is registered with DCF and I have First Aid and CPR. We would love to give a tour of our day care so call us or email any time. Laurie 407-415-0187 Daily Schedule: 7-8 Breakfast and free play time 8-9 Reading and centers 9-9:30 Circle time with the Calendar, Weather, Holidays, Counting, ABC’s Pledge and talk about the new theme o 9:30-10:00 Phonics and Numbers 10:00-10:30 Arts and Crafts 10:30- 11:00 Outside Play, sand and water play 11:00-11:30 Centers, Puzzles, Games, Home Living, Reading, Manipulatives, Legos, dress up, Science center and more 11:30-12:00 Clean up and lunch 12:00-12:30 Reading and get ready for nap 12:30- 2:30 Naps 2:30- 3:00 snack, bathroom break 3:00- 3:30 Outside games, bubbles, playground, painting, chalk, etc 3:30- 5:30Kids choice (centers, reading, play dough, painting, singing, puzzles, legos, and more) 6:00 parent pick up Rates: Full time: Infant –two $125.00 per week Two to four $100 per week Part time $25.00 per day ]]>

<![CDATA[clothes, computers, exercise equip,jewelery,books <a href="http://www.mapquest.com/maps?city=Orlando&state=FL&address=121+South+Brown+Avenue&zipcode=32801" rel="nofollow">http://www.mapquest.com/maps?city=Orlando&state=FL&address=121+South+Brown+Avenue&zipcode=32801</a>]]>

<![CDATA[ATTENTION! TIMESHARES ON THE BEACHSIDE IN DAYTONA ARE PAYING YOU TOO LOOK! MARRIED COUPLES OR SINGLES THAT MAKE OVER 60,000$ A YEAR COMBINED OR OR THEIR OWN, COME TO DAYTONA BEACH AND TOUR A TIMESHARE AND I WILL PAY YOU 100$ FOR LOOKING. YOU HAVE TO SHOW A DRIVERS LICENSE AND A C.C. WE WONT TAKE YOUR C.C. NUMBERS. CALL FRANK @ 386-506-9224 FOR MORE INFORMATION . I WILL SET YOU UP WITH YOUR INVITATION. ANYDAY YOU LIKE YOU CAN TOUR BETWEEN 9 A.M AND 2:30 IN THE AFTERNOON. HAVE A GREAT DAY.]]>

<![CDATA[Have you learn the Taeguek Forms and Koryo and still without your real Kukkiwon Certification from Korea. They tell you that their certificate is from WTF or Korea Taekwondo Association or from GM ????? but your certification can not be check in the Kukkiwon website: <a href="http://www.kukkiwon.or.kr/english/index.jsp" rel="nofollow">http://www.kukkiwon.or.kr/english/index.jsp</a> . Do not wait more, life is short and you have to make the right choices; Kukkiwon Certified Testing Service is available from 1st to 6th Dan under Master Victor M. Fontanez and thru the World Martial Arts College of GM Dr. Ibraham Ahmed 10th Dan. For inquiry about this opportunity e-mail me inmediatly, don't lose your change of become a Kukkiwon Certified Dan holder.]]>

<![CDATA[Tiny Hands Home Daycare is now accepting new enrollments. Only 5 spaces remain! Chlidren ages: newborn - 5 yrs old are welcome. For more information please check out the link or call the number below. Thank you in advance and we looking forward to seeing you! (321)388-6728 Ms. Wendy <a href="http://www.geocities.com/tinyhandshomedaycare/Home_Page" rel="nofollow">http://www.geocities.com/tinyhandshomedaycare/Home_Page</a> <a href="http://www.myspace.com/tinyhandshomedaycare" rel="nofollow">http://www.myspace.com/tinyhandshomedaycare</a> ]]>

<![CDATA[Tired of searching through classified ads for childcare when you don't even know if they are safe or reliable? Locate the right sitter for you and your family in the Orlando or surrounding areas.  Background checks and references available. <a href="http://sitters.4salenow.net" rel="nofollow">Childcare in your area.</a> will generally prefer the one that has a better a parent to comprehend their child's needs. ]]>

<![CDATA[we have a german shephard short hair mix and a terrier mix, (2 and 8 years old) They are perfectly housebroken, trained and loving.]]>

<![CDATA[hi! i'm a stay at home mommy to a 2yr old girl and my son will be 4 in december i'm 27 years young!LOL and i babysit from my home and have openings all of thanksgiving week but thursday we'll be having thanksgiving with the family so i'm unavail. thanksgiving day if you need someone for black friday or for the days your child(ren) have off of school i'm avail and willing to work with you on prices depending on your childs age and length of time they will be here...i have almost 4 yrs of mommy experience (the best experience there is!) and 15yrs experience working with children of all ages...i can email you more info and a resume as well as provide several references, i'm avail 24hrs a day and weekends too i also have a few openings if you would like to start bringing your child regularly. (openings are evenings weekends and some weekdays) i'm also cpr/1st aid certified, i worked at disney for 4 years (1 of those as a lifegaurd at blizzard beach) then had my son and decided to stay home with him after i was unable to find a reliable babysitter....he have tons of toys inside and out and i would love for you to meet our family! i look forward to speaking with you! ]]>

<![CDATA[email this posting to a friend orlando craigslist > lost & found please flag with care: miscategorized prohibited spam/overpost best of craigslist Male Yorkie Still Missing-Longwood -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Reply to: see below Date: 2008-11-18, 11:05AM EST Male Yorkshire Terrier Lost (Sable Point-Cypress Landing in Longwood) -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Reply to: see below Date: 2008-11-03, 10:52AM EST Lost on October 27, 2008 from our fenced yard in Sable Point(Cypress Landing)in Longwood. Answers to Alfie. He is about 12 pounds, brown and silver, 14 months old, and gets along great with cats and dogs. His collar was off because he was going to be groomed. There was a purple hair barrett in his hair. Alfie is not neutered. Please call 407-774-1743 or 407-404-1806. A reward will be available for his return to us. He is missed terribly. Thank you all so much. Location: Sable Point-Cypress Landing in Longwood it's NOT ok to contact this poster with services or other commercial interests PostingID: 903925713 it's NOT ok to contact this poster with services or other commercial interests PostingID: 924016753 No contact info? if the poster didn't include a phone number, email, or other contact info, craigslist can notify them via email. -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Copyright © 2008 craigslist, inc. terms of use privacy policy feedback forum ]]>

<![CDATA[Princess is a 2 year old female American Staffordshire Terrier who is 40 lbs. I have to move and they will not approve my home owners insurance. She is beautiful and very lovable, nice, and protective when needed. Princess is house broken. She has been surrounded with lots of love and have received abundance of attention and has lots of exposure to people in the home environment. She loves kids and gets along very well with other pets. Princess is completely up to date on her shots. Rehoming fee $60.00 ]]>

<![CDATA[Playstation 2 plus 2 controllers and 43 games for a tame parrot with a cage ]]>

<![CDATA[Tessa comes with her collar and lead, dog bed, toys, all updated shots, her kennel crate, dog bowls, and the remainder of her heartworm preventative and frontline.....which is 2 months worth. We will provide a bag of transition food for whomever takes her. She has a great loving attitude. She loves to play and run, like her chew toys but also likes quiet times cuddling on the couch. Tessa is UTD on all her shots and fixed. Tessa is about 40lbs. Tessa does not do well with men and prefer women. Rehoming is only $20.00 Tessa is calm, trainable, courageous, and devoted. She has a reliable temperament. She is steady and confident. Tessa is loyal, loving and very rewarding companion. She is highly intelligent She likes companionship and socialization. Tessa has been a wonderful watch dog, letting us know when someone is close to our home. ]]>

<![CDATA[friendly criticism #1 Sign your paper. Figure out some moniker to describe yourself and use it faithfully. This way it is easier to see and respond to your specific conversation on a topic. criticism #2 Please don't use all caps lock. On the internet, people use the caps lock as a way to "shout in your face" in your post. I understand that shouting is fun, and does bring a point more emphatically, but it is frankly just difficult to read, even for those of us who like shouting. If the reason you do it is because you are not sure of when to capitalize, or use punctuation, you should maybe just take the time to try. Consider this example in sample writing paragraph 1 and 2. Sample 1. If music be the food of love, play on, Give me excess of it; that surfeiting, The appetite may sicken, and so die. Sample 2. IF MUSIC BE THE FOOD OF LOVE PLAY ON GIVE ME EXCESS OF IT THAT SURFEITING THE APPETITE MAY SICKEN AND SO DIE Notice how when you see it correctly, or in your own minds eye, it looses a little poetic value but still gets the point across? But look at it the way we see it by having example 2 first... sample 2 DEAR JOHN I WANT A MAN WHO KNOWS WHAT LOVE IS ALL ABOUT YOU ARE GENEROUS KIND THOUGHTFUL PEOPLE WHO ARE NOT LIKE YOU ADMIT TO BEING USELESS AND INFERIOR YOU HAVE RUINED ME FOR OTHER MEN I YEARN FOR YOU I HAVE NO FEELINGS WHATSOEVER WHEN WERE APART I CAN BE FOREVER HAPPY WILL YOU LET ME BE YOURS GLORIA Scroll down to read how it should be read after you think you think you figured it out. Sample 1. Dear John: I want a man who knows what love is all about. You are generous, kind, thoughtful. People who are not like you admit to being useless and inferior. You have ruined me for other men. I yearn for you. I have no feelings whatsoever when we're apart. I can be forever happy - will you let me be yours? Gloria Did you get it right? Was it easy to read? Think about it next time you post. As far as punctuation, try to remember your comma, period, and question mark. No one wants to be picky, we just want to understand you. friendly criticism #3 If no one sees your point, using foul language in your posting will not help to explain your view. You can only be so vindictive before it just seems like you got an ax to grind and so people discount what you say. Why take political advice from someone who sounds like an out of control nut? And yes, someone anonymously posting obscenities in caps lock is akin to acting like some person who needs his meds. The other point is that too much swearing and maligning eventually delves into homo-erotica. Always suggesting off color things Liberals should do is really more of a reflection on yourself than any Liberal or other person who disagrees with you. friendly criticism #4 Try to develop a summary. In the last part of the post, sum up what your answer or question is. A lot of scattered thoughts seem to get put to words, but it is hard to tell where you think change is in order. Please don't take this too hard, it is not meant to be mean. Just want to help the posters here because I enjoy reading the discussions. Remember Sign your work Don't use all caps lock Cut out the foul language End with a summary where applicable. PS I will give you a free CL hint. Always copy your work to clipboard before posting. Too many times I have wrote a great post only to have CL lose it when posting. ]]>

<![CDATA[11/22/2008 1:28 AM h e l l o I'll be up front--this is not a kick back and watch the $$$ roll on in type of job. Those may exist on some planet but not on this one. Please have about 4-10 hours of time to spend working. You will see results! Pays, on average, about 200 to 600 + weekly. P/T hours. Ideal moonlighting job. Some PC skills prefferable. Great income for the coming holidays. Information can be seen here --> antijob.me -- be sure to fill out the quick form at bottom of page - and watch very short video. Please check out this solid, legit gig. Don't forget, there are details for you in the videos]]>

<![CDATA[TO SAY THAT I AM REPUBLICAN CONSERVATIVE. I AM NOT ASHAMED TO SAY THAT I HAVE A FEW DOLLARS PUT AWAY. I AM NOT ASHAMED TO SAY I HAVE SQUANDERED MY MOTHERS INHERITANCE. I AM NOT ASHAMED TO SAY THAT IN 1993 I HAD TO FILE BANKRUPTCY, HAD MY HOUSE FORECLOSED ON AND LOST EVERYTHING I HAD DUE TO BAD FINANCIAL DECISIONS AND LIVING BEYOND MY MEANS. I AM NOT SORRY TO SAY THAT I HAD TO BUILD MYSELF BACK UP, LITERALLY FROM THE BOTTOM UP. I AM PROUD THAT I HAD TO DO IT. I HAVE MORE PRIDE IN THE HOME I HAVE NOW, THE CARS I HAVE NOW AND THE TOYS I HAVE NOW THEN EVER BEFORE. YOU KNOW WHY??? BECAUSE I WORKED FOR IT. BECAUSE THESE THINGS ARE TRULY MINE AND I WOULD NEVER, EVER ALLOW CIRCUMSTANCES TO MAKE ME LOOSE THEM. I PAID FOR SOMETHING BEFORE I BOUGHT SOMETHING ELSE. I DID NOT LIVE ON CREDIT. AFTER I WAS ABLE TO BUY A HOUSE AGAIN, I BOUGHT MY FURNITURE FROM GOOD WILL INSTEAD OF ROOMS TO GO. LITTLE BY LITTLE I GOT THE FURNITURE I WANTED. I STILL HAVE THAT 94 MUSTANG ALONG WITH THE 2007 MODEL NOW. I BAILED MYSELF OUT. I LOST JOBS DUE TO CUTBACKS, GOT FIRED DUE TO A BIG MOUTH. I LEARNED TO SHOP FOR GROCERIES CORRECTLY INSTEAD OF TAKE OUT EVERY NIGHT. I MADE MY OWN COFFEE INSTEAD OF GOING TO STARBUCKS. I DO MY OWN NAILS. I AM NOT ASHAMED TO HAVE A COUPLE OF DOLLARS SAVED FOR THE INEVITIBLE RAINY DAY. I AM NOT ASHAMED TO SAY THAT I COULD LIVE ON THE CANNED FOOD IN MY HOME FOR AT LEAST 8 MONTHS. I AM NOT ASHAMED TO SAY I AM PREPARED. IF THESE THINGS MAKE ME A REPUBLICAN, YEAH! IT ALSO MAKES ME SELF RELIANT, SELF DISCIPLINED AND A CONTRIBUTING MEMBER OF SOCIETY INSTEAD OF A LEACH. WE ALL MAKE MISTAKES. FINANCIAL, PERSONAL...BUT WE ARE SOLELY RESPONSIBLE FOR OUR REPAIR. YOU GUYS WANT TO BLAME EVERYONE FROM BUSH TO OBAMA, BUT WHEN DOES SOMEONE SAY PERSONAL RESPONSIBILITY COUNTS. I AM NOT A KID WITH NO LIFE EXPERIENCE. MY EXPERIENCE GOT ME TO PULL MYSELF UP BY THE BOOTSTRAPS AND DECIDE IF I WANT TO SIT AND FEEL SORRY FOR MYSELF OR IF I WANTED TO LIVE MY LIFE AND ENJOY IT. I CHOSE THE LATTER. MOST AMERICANS DO TO. THEY DO NOT WANT HANDOUTS. THAT HAS NEVER BEEN THE AMERICAN WAY. THERE ARE TOO MANY EXCUSES, TOO MANY INTERVENTIONS AND TOO MANY REASONS NOT TO SUCCEED TODAY. THAT IS WHAT IS AND CONTINUES TO MAKE AMERICANS WEAK. YOU PEOPLE, WHO WANT TO LOWER STANDARDS FOR EVERYONE ARE CLOSET RACISTS. YOU FEEL GOOD WHEN YOU THINK YOU ARE GIVING SOMETHING TO SOMEONE WHO DOES NOT REALLY DESERVE IT. WHAT YOU ARE IS CONDESCENDING AND YOU HAVE DEMEANED OTHERS PRIDE, SELF RELIANCE AND HAVE ENFORCED THE CONCEPT OF GETTING SOMETHING FOR NOTHING. YOU PEOPLE ARE RUINING AMERICA. EVERYTIME YOU COMPLAIN YOU DON'T GET YOUR ORDER THE WAY YOUR WANTED IT, OR YOU CAN'T GET GOOD CUSTOMER SERVICE IT IS BECAUSE THESE PEOPLE HAVE NO STANDARDS. YOU CAN'T FIRE THEM BECAUSE IT IS RACISM. YOU CAN'T COMPLAIN BECAUSE IT IS RACISM. PAY ATTENTION TO THE RESIDUAL EFFECTS OF LOWERING THE STANDARDS. IT AFFECTS US ALL.]]>