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<![CDATA[I'm looking for someone who'd like to get together and do stuff around town. Low pressure, see what develops. I like broad-minded intelligent women. Other characteristics are secondary. It helps if you have broad and well defined tastes in literature and food. I'm single, attractive, educated and professional. ]]> | <![CDATA[When I am in a relationship I love candle lit dinners, walks on the beach, holding hands and kissing in public, looking up at the stars, and cuddling under a nice warm fire while sharing a bottle of wine. I enjoy outdoor activities such as going to the park, the zoo, amusement parks etc. I love meeting new people and trying new foods. I also enjoy going to the beach, traveling, camping, hiking, biking, and playing sports, such as: Tennis, Golf, bowling, baseball, and basketball. I like to watch football and hockey on the TV. I love watching scary movies and I am really into Sci-fi, Comedy, Suspense and Action movies. I enjoy traveling to Disney World is one of my favorite places to go besides the Bahamas.
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I'm a retired engineer, 6’ slim, bright, healthy, enjoy sailing, skiing, good writing, the arts, looking for a compatible woman companion for happily ever after.
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Some of my favorite things: rainy nights, the scent of woodsmoke in autumn air, the sparkling sea, ruins in jungles, a story well told. What would you add to this list?]]> | <![CDATA[Imagine relaxing into strong arms holding you, feeling safe, appreciated and intimate, knowing it's totally right. I'm looking too. SWM, 27 yrs old, drug/disease free, European, professional, well educated & fun, passionate & secure. Physically I'm 6' 3 with brown hair and eyes, tall dark and handsome.
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I'll be coming home for Christmas and I'm looking for an unforgetable experience with a mature, attractive, and fun woman. Nothing too serious, just want to spoil you with fun and an unforgetable holiday experience.
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I won't post my picture publicly. I will respond with a pic to your email.
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What I'm really looking for: want to exchange just a couple emails. I don't like doing that forever. We'll exchange phone numbers after, talk, see how things go, and if all is well, setup a date and see how things go from there. Might even be willing to go on a date tonight if I meet someone great. <br>
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Me: Hetro SWM, 10 yrs at same job, homeowner.
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You: Body/weight proportional (size 14 or less).
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Shoulder length blond or chestnut color hair,
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You be really nice our first year and content as a cheap date happy w/dinners & a movie & weekend get away road trips?
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Eventually move in with me and actually pay a few bills once in a while?
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Spoil me rotten with the best loving I've ever had in my life?
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Then one Saturday while I'm working OT you find an old "girlfriends" number in my cell & snap.
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You run over the HDTV remote, scratch all my James Bond DVD's & call my Mom a bitch for giving birth to me.
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I try to explain the "girlfriends" number is really my neighbor I grew up with but you don't believe me.
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Instead you move out before I get home, block my calls and give me the silent treatment the next 10 months?
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Will you please be my next Psycho girl friend?
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Well if you're not psycho/bi-polar/depressed; I may consider dating you if want to send a pic for a pic & promise not to touch my new 007 boxed set. Happy Thanks-giving.]]> | <![CDATA[Ladies, ladies, ladies... How are my ladies doing out there. I'm a 29 year old black male, just trying this craigslist thing out and exploring my options. Born and raised in NY, now living in Philadelphia. Love to travel asnd see new and different things. I am college educated and employed. I'm into just having fun. I'm extremely laid back and easy going. I'm not looking for a serious relationship, but more of a friends with benefits type deal... but if it turns out to be more then that, whatever. You can't help who you like, right? So anyway, email me with pictures, and anything you want to say. I'll get back to you asap...... ]]> | <![CDATA[It is sad when people you know, become people you knew....It is one of life's tragedies when you meet someone that you know is meant to be but due to unexpected circumstances and misunderstandings becomes someone you knew. Or when you can walk right past someone that at one part of your life was a big part of your life...And how you used to be able to talk to them for hours about the little nothings in life...and now you can barely look at them and they at you...And all you have left is that aching feeling in your soul...It's funny how many people have posted this. Guess we are all in the same boat, missing someone...Be honest...If you really miss someone, a friend, a love, or family member right now...& can't get them off your mind...then repost this titled as "I Miss You". Within one minute whoever you are missing will surprise you. If you break this, you will have the worst love life in one hour. Tonight at midnight, your true love will realize they love you. Something good will happen to you between 1-4:30 tomorrow. It could be anywhere so get ready for the shock of your life. If you break the chain you will be cursed with relationship problems. Karma: if there is someone you loved or still do and can't get them out of your mind, re-post this in another city. Tonight between 1-4 they will remember how they love you as well. You will get the shock of your life tomorrow. ]]> | <![CDATA[ hi there, good looking swm,, in philly looking to hook up with a cute female cop... i have my reasons, we can be friends or more? i am d and d free, easy on the eyes, i do have pics,, if you want to know more, hit me up]]> | <![CDATA[Thanks for taking the time to read my ad.
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I'm a 30yr old SWM. I live in south jersey, but I'm about 20-25 mins from CC. I love my job! No drama on my end. No crazy ex's/wives, no drugs, no criminal record, no diseases, and no mental problems. I've never posted on CL. Replied to a couple ads. I was with match for awhile, but nothing came out of that. So, I find myself here.
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I am sincere, honest, fun, and know how to treat a woman. I stand 5'5 w/ an avg build. I'm a HUGE music fan. I listen to just about everything(mainly alternative rock). I love my iPod. I love the jersey shore. I workout 3- 5x's a week. I watch and route for all the Philly sports teams. The phillies parade was awesome. Looking forward to many more. I have a sense of humor and I can find a laugh in just about any situation. I have a tendency to be on the sarcastic side. I have a career job. Not some "Would you like fries with that", barely making minimum wage job. I work for a union. It's tough work, always outdoors and very physical but, I love it! Definately not afraid to get my hands dirty. I can cook. I'm not the best, but I know my way around a kitchen. I have a license and a car. I'm an outdoors person. I like canoeing, hiking, fishing, and biking. I'm the kind of person who can comfortable at a noisy bar or a concert or a quiet coffeehouse or museum. I'm a romantic at heart. I believe in doing the "little things" that show a girl you care.
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I'm looking for a girl who I can get to know and build a long term realtionship. I AM NOT looking for a "fling" or "FWB". I'm looking for a girl who I can share my intrests with and, in return, she would share her interests with me. Please be between the ages of 24-35. As far as body type goes I like thin/athletic/average and curvy. Please be a music fan. No liars, cheaters, or gold diggers. Not looking to have everything in common. That would be boring.
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I'm not putting a picture here because I don't want my face plastered all over the net. However, I promise to send a pic if you reply.
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Thanks for reading:-)]]> | <![CDATA[yeah? come hang out with me. ]]> | <![CDATA[Hello, how are you? I'm 38, single, without children, clean-shaven and looking for a good female friend (30-39) that might possibly turn into a LTR. I like most kinds of music, country's probably my favorite. I enjoy going out to dinner, the movies or sporting events. I never forget birthdays or Valentine's Day. My friends would consider me to be honest and loyal. I'll send you a picture of mine if you send me a legit picture of you. No smokers and no games. Thank you and Happy Thanksgiving in advance.]]> | <![CDATA[Hello I'm gregory , I'm 6'3 , 180lbs soon to be 38 , but look and feel 25 , never married , no kids , non smoker , good egg !
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I live in the philadelphia burbs but can be found from here to NYC or long island ... I am a very diverse guy with lots of intrests , far from the average guy , I'm not any better than other people ...I am more willing than most ...I make the extra effort in all area's of my life ...it's all about the little things that make life living .
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Some of my intrests and ...I love the the water , I taught scuba for over 15yrs but only dive for me ...Oh and dinner too , I am a avid spearfishing and lobster catching person , I enjoy travel , good conversation , good food , motorcycles , atv's , camping ...basiclly anything outdoors .
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I am intrested in meeting a single woman , non kids ...I would like one or 2 but not looking for a instant family , i am posting a pic so please send a pic if your replying to my ad .
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Thanks for looking .
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greg ]]> | <![CDATA[i've been looking to meet the woman of my dreams maybe
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maybe its me im to dam picky or something
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im looking to meet a great woman with a killer personality that loves to laugh and enjoy life but also knows whats important in life like family
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i have a sarcastic and goofy sence humor so she must have one as well
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i love good sex (hey i know its not all about sex but lets be honest here on what we like)
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im 5'11 brown hair blue eyes 195lbs
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I'm a sucker for a woman who is bright, a model type, young, witty, sexual, sensual and passionate.
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If you qualify, I'll spoil you rotten.
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I'll wine you. Dine you. Shop and travel with you.
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All you need to do is send your photos and a brief description of yourself socially.
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When I receive your info, I'll gladly tell you about me.
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You won't be disappointed.
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I promise.]]> | <![CDATA[Hi there Im a white male 6-3 193lbs and in decent shape I workout 3 times a week.I love to joke around and have a good time.I have brown short hair with blue eyes.Im a typical American boy I love my sports and fast cars.Im looking for a girl who is fun,pretty and in decent shape.If any of you girls want to hangout and see where it goes hit me up,and if anything we can be friends.O-yeah your pic gets mine
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I am a self employed entrepreneur art/recreation therapist in health care, my business well represents who I am and I enjoy it very much because it allows me the opportunity to inspire and motivate many people of various ages each day and gives me the chance to hear some interesting life stories.
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I'm healthy and fit, often told that I look 30 something, no drugs, don't drink, 5'7", thin, thick straight brown hair, blue eyes, no facial hair, no tattoos, genuine and very easy to talk to and be around, no drama or negativity, aware of and enjoy the simple and meaningful things in life and have a light, fun sense of humor.
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I value honesty, respect, trust, compassion, reliability, responsibility, appreciation, loyalty and integrity.
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Interests are nature, public gardens, parks, arboretums, music, concerts, historic sites, outdoor festivals, museums, art galleries/shows, photography, restaurants, coffee shops, exploring small towns, friends, family, npr, pbs
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I'm looking for a non-smoking, gracious, feminine woman, under 52, very fit-average or slender or thin, who is healthy in body and mind, has a good sense of humor, a warm and friendly personality, a positive attitude and sincerely cares about other people.
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Seeking a strong connection with someone who understands and desires a respectful, balanced, loving partnership consisting of good communication, lots of laughter with mutual interest in and care for each other. I most definitely believe in friends first, however, it would be a pleasure to hear from you if there is a basic foundation where you think we have a similar perspective, common interests and if you are at a point in your life where you are serious about, capable of, and ready for this type of relationship.
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* If Truly Interested In Talking, Please Include ABOUT YOU, PIC AND AGE * ]]> | <![CDATA[Hi. wake and bake in horsham with 2 cool young funny professionals. we got wii, wiid, beer, smiles & laughs. we are both educated, charismatic, witty, cool, and attractive. we have pictures to send if you want. we are about to grab breakfast. hit us up we have craigslist mobile.]]> | <![CDATA[Its annoying when girls don't use good grammar. I know some people could care less but for me its important. Sometimes you just gotta reign it in and tow the line. Good grammar and intelligence are one in the same. Case and point: I should of known the ad with all the grammar mistakes wasn't worth answering...
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But then there are those people who don't know that prepositions are words you can end sentences with. A foolish consistency is the hobgoblin of little minds.
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If you think your the kind of girl who can peak my interest, drop me a line. And please include a pic.
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I'm a multimedia addict (read: I haven't picked up a proper book in years :/), though I take any recommendations to heart (except Harry Potter or anything with newage emo vampires). I love music, can rarely be found not silently singing to rise against, lupe fiasco, or the Roots. I'm an avid gamer, and would be at the VGExpo this weekend except none of my friends want to go.
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Must not smoke cigarettes, be a super-extrovert (unless you love super-introverts like me), and being nice to look at is a must (People don't avert their eyes when they talk to me, so I must not be that ugly). Not looking for a bootycall, but must be disease free (I am too) and a Democrat (or at least voted for Obama).
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P.S. Chunky people are happy people. I'm happy, you should be to :p
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P.P.S. I'm an NOT a sugar daddy, I know we're in a recession, but I'm recessed to!
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Please go to WWWdotPLEASINGHANDSMASSAGEdotCOM to find out more information.
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Feel free to email me if you have any questions or you would like to book a massage session.
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Be relaxed, be comfortable, and be pleasured.]]> | <![CDATA[hello and thanks for reading im a 40 year old deviorced italian no kids no baggage no drama not into playing games and not into being played love doing the romance thing love buying flowers love calling to say goodmorning and goodnight love public displays of affection love having fun and going to fun places if you think we can do these things together then drop a line i do have a picture (with clothes on)]]> | <![CDATA[I have an extra ticket and was wondering if any single lady would like to join me... It is Thanksgiving night... I'm 5'9 in good shape and have a good job and a good career. Not looking to hookup or anything-- just a fellow football fan to go to the game with... ]]> | <![CDATA[I WILL NOT RESPOND TO SPAMMERS WHO ASK ME TO EMAIL THEM ONLY ON SOME DATING SITE WHERE THEY ARE NOT A USER AND IN FACT ARE JUST AN ADVERTISER.
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Single white male, very young looking 38. (some people think I am mid to late twenties) Prefer someone younger. Non smoker, social drinker. No drugs, tattoos, foul language or agressive behavior. 5'7 Slender, healthy with dirty blonde hair and blue eyes. Active and Athletic. Likes outdoors and animals. I have 2 sweet loving larger dogs. Likes watching movies and being close and going out on adventures in the great outdoors. No drama or games. Honest, kind, sincere and affectionate. Agnostic and do not practice any religion but was raised jewish. Very able in many areas such as electronics, computers, repairs and mechanics. Run my own business as a licensed electrician and general contractor.
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Seek a kind woman who wants to start out as friends and build a loving, sharing, committed relationship if it is right. I enjoy the close company of another and therefore are also open to the possibily otherwise to just make friends or friends with benefits. I am open to someone of any race or religious upbringing but prefer that they do not practice religion heavily or at all. Seek a woman who is a non smoker, social drinker, and who does not use profanity. Who loves dogs and the outdoors. That is adventurous, likes to try new things and travel sometimes. Someone who is comfortable with little or no makeup and casual dress. Who is also down to earth, has no drama and does not play games.
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Feel free to email me and chat, I will not bite, nor will the dogs. On yahoo im I am "Aripinski" Yahoo allows you to send messages when I am not on. You can set up more than one user name for free if you have not used them before.
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In case you are curious, this is about the dogs. The orange one is Zoe, a female Rhodesian Ridgeback, pure bred. She is about 7 and is very calm, but still playful, and affectionate and loving. The black and tan one is Barney, a male mix of a German Shepherd and Doberman. He is about 6 and is very hyper, playfull and skillfull but still loving. He is very attentive and loves to lick your face and say hello. They are both spoiled with love and give the same in return ]]> | <![CDATA[ok so here's the deal. I am/will be heading up to the outlets in limerick (apparently they are there, i've never been), and throwing this out there to see if anyone would like to join me for a day of wandering, browsing, eating, maybe drinking (a drink with lunch), people watching, shopping, laughing....this is totally random, and i'm completely intrigued by that idea. Not looking for anyone in particular, but cute as a button, in some kind of shape, able to speak about something, and relatively intelligent would be excellent. I am back in the area after having been gone for a bit, and hoping to get an early jump on seasonal shopping (plus i have a party next weekend, have to bring a gift, and could maybe use a hand), and could use someone to take the ride with me (metaphorically speaking of course). Me, well, i'm on the taller side, slim and fit, dark, curly and unkempt hair, indie kinda looking guy with good shoes and taste, who likes to make bread and coffee, stare at the moon, and play my wierd little organ called a funmachine. Right now i'm slightly hungover, but will be ready after a brief nap, a shower, and i'm thinking french toast with my day old bread. Hence the late lunch. A picture would be splendid, so cheers, and let's go shopping. (and by the way, i say shopping partner, not shopping spree, so at least be aware of that; i'm not looking to go buy you stuff... but if you're entirely adorable, you may end up getting a little something, and yes, of course, i'm talking about purchased, not something else you with your dirty little mind) I mean seriously, this could be fun, right? ]]> | <![CDATA[ That's all this tall, lean, fit, nice, muscular SWM professional desires from a sexy, fit SWF!!! Do you LOVE erotic massage???!!]]> | <![CDATA[It is sad when people you know, become people you knew....It is one of life's tragedies when you meet someone that you know is meant to be but due to unexpected circumstances and misunderstandings becomes someone you knew. Or when you can walk right past someone that at one part of your life was a big part of your life...And how you used to be able to talk to them for hours about the little nothings in life...and now you can barely look at them and they at you...And all you have left is that aching feeling in your soul...It's funny how many people have posted this. Guess we are all in the same boat, missing someone...Be honest...If you really miss someone, a friend, a love, or family member right now...& can't get them off your mind...then repost this titled as "I Miss You". Within one minute whoever you are missing will surprise you. If you break this, you will have the worst love life in one hour. Tonight at midnight, your true love will realize they love you. Something good will happen to you between 1-4:30 tomorrow. It could be anywhere so get ready for the shock of your life. If you break the chain you will be cursed with relationship problems. Karma: if there is someone you loved or still do and can't get them out of your mind, re-post this in another city. Tonight between 1-4 they will remember how they love you as well. You will get the shock of your life tomorrow. ]]> | <![CDATA[New Hope, Peddler's Village and just a wonderful day window/shopping in Bucks County's nicest towns. Have the day off and would be nice to have a friend along to enjoy this wonderful time of year. 38+, would enjoy conversation with a woman who likes to take her time while shopping and just having fun. ]]> | <![CDATA[would enjoy having the company of a 45 mature ,succesful male that works and plays hard , is a fantastic cook in the kitchen knows how to clean , garden and keep things in a-one shape and needs behind closed doors a woman that altho sweet and caring knows that she wears the pants and sets the rules one that scoffs at the idea of an alpha male while she delivers the most embarressing otk spankings to re affirm her rule ]]> | <![CDATA[I'm a single guy, who's looking for that special long term relationship. It does not have to start out all serious. We can start just as friends and see where it goes from there.
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I'm a non-smoking, occasional drinking man who for example, I would not mind finding a date to see a movie with. I'm pretty easy going and try to just go with the flow of things. Physically, I'm 6'5 with blue eyes. I stay in pretty good shape as I workout four days a week. If anything sounds interesting, we should talk. Whats the worst that happens?
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Sounds like I'm just another married pig from how you read this, but there must be another married woman out there who is in the same situation as me. I just find myself lost frustrated, trapped, and alone most of the time.
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I've been to chat rooms, and most single women just don't get me. They think I just wanna get laid and cheat on my wife. But they don't understand, that I do wish everything is back to the way it used to be. I miss the intimacy, the passion, the eroticism, and the intensity.
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Just looking for married women who finds herself in the same situation and can feel how I feel, maybe chat, e-mail, meet, and more, but of course, with no strings attached. I am not interested in breaking someone's family, though. Just someone who understands and can relate to what I am experiencing.
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I am a 37 year-old professional white male, in great shape, also well endowed.
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I am in my mid-30's, tall, athletic build, white, with a laid back personality. I am not looking for anything serious, just fun times.
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Hopefully you will be - a professional, attractive, residing in the bay area, and looking for fun times as well. You are between the ages of 21-40 and come disease and drug free. Ethnic background makes no difference, neither does size...attractive comes in all shapes and sizes, right?
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If you are interested let me know and we can exchange pics and talk further.]]> | <![CDATA[...our eyes meet, we smile at each other. You think to yourself "damn he's cute" and I'm thinking "wow she's so hot". We both wonder what it'd be like to be with someone different, someone new...we think how much fun it would be.
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I'm tall, fit and really, really handsome, have a great job, great friends, nice home. Like you, I'm craving that hot sexual passion that seems to somehow get lost after years of marriage.
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You should be pretty, nice and willing to actually do this. It will be very, very discreet. I can host at a hotel...mmmm don't you love anonymous hotel rooms.
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If you are interested in at least learning a little more, please say hi.]]> | <![CDATA[Like to find someone who likes to have fun, into the outdoors, doesnt like to sit around and watch tv all the time. Wanna make it a good Winter! Lets talk and see what happens.]]> | <![CDATA[Looking for a single good looking white female my age or a little older who is mature, doesn't lie about everything and knows what she wants as far as a relationship goes. I'm not looking for just a hookup, nor am i looking for just sex. I'm looking for something steady. This girl would only be interested in being with 1 guy. Call me greedy but i don't share girls. Send me an email if this sounds like something YOU would want.
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UPDATE: If you are a man don't even think about emailing me. I'm tired of getting emails from guys telling me i'm hot and asking if i want them to suck me off or let them give me bjs it's disgusting so let me clear the air right now. Can you read? Yes? Then you can see i'm looking for a WOMAN not a MAN. That means, if you have a penis I DON'T WANT YOU. UNDERSTAND? ok good. I'm not gay or bi and am in no way attracted to men.]]> | <![CDATA[I am 48 Separated in Phila. I enjoy outdoor activities, music, climbing, animals, good coffee, vegetarian, and Harleys. I am 5'9 165lbs, a few tattoos, earrings and shaved hair...anyone interested in dinner, beers, coffee? Picture for trade.]]> | <![CDATA[Diane if you are reading this you may think this guy is great He can be very charming. He is not - He has unprotected sex with multiple woman and he will lie to get whatever he needs - He doesn't respect any woman or at least has not in a long time. IF you give him money for anything don't expect to get it back .. He is not what he seems-- He cares about no one but himself and is a master manipulater. ]]> | <![CDATA[..... so lets keep each other warm this weekend. I am
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It gives her a sexy attitude whether she knows it or not (if that makes sense). I guess I like a girl who will do something she shouldn?t at times and when you see a hot girl smoking you know she?s not ?all? innocent. If a girl flirts with you while she?s smoking it?s just a little more exciting as it pulls your eyes to her lips and then back to her eyes. Some smoking babes can just work it!
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I am 5'11", toned 175 lbs, blue/green eyes an short brown hair. I take pride in my appearance and body. I am very ambitious, active, not bashful, charismatic, erotic, love good food and drink, well dressed, as comfortable in a suit as a pair of jeans, open minded, conversational, playful, giving, sexual, clean, athletic and fit. I enjoy sports of all kinds and am an avid cyclist.
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i like : coffee, vinyl, biking, art, philosophy, film, and music (indie, folk, some hardcore, and there's a softspot in my heart for classic rock)
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im looking for : a good friend with great conversation, a good girlfriend, and good sex
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There are wind chimes out my bedroom window<br>
Blowing songs of earth and stone<br>
Stop lights rotate in the distance<br>
The wind chimes sing to me alone.<br>
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Blankets warmed with antique vines of walnut<br>
Skylights showing starlight cold<br>
Moonbeams, jetstreams, dance their motions<br>
I lay awake with none to hold.<br>
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With love throughout its classic themes.<br>
Now timeless times without one caring<br>
Nightmares also come from dreams.<br>
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Fine of body, fine of soul,<br>
A youthful love, where each one woos.<br>
But blankets rot right down the seams<br>
Some have stockings filled with coal<br>
Her empty closet has no shoes<br>
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Some of my interests and hobbies include studying the German language, reading and learning about various cultures, travelling around the world and in different parts of this country, day trips, enjoying many outdoor places and activities, history and historic sites, going to museums, photography, music and concerts (many genres ... I enjoy all kinds), flea markets, South Street, "Olde" City Philadelphia and going to the beach and amusements parks. I am very health-conscious: I eat well, work out regularly and try to be as active as possible year-round (although I am not a fan of playing/watching sports). I am not into the bar/club scene, but I would go occasionally.
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I am seeking a wonderful woman who shares at least a few of my interests and is at the stage in her life where she desires a committed and serious relationship with one man.
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I'll give you more info if you return the favor.
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FYI I don't drink/smoke, but if you respect that I don't I'll respect that you do.
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Just turned 30; have a great job and a great life; I get to do alot of cool things and have had some great experiences. However, I feel like my life is missing something-- someone who share these experiences with.
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I'm a non-smoker with no kids, no pets and no drama (never been married). Not a drug user. I do like to imbibe in a spirit or two on the weekend. I am financially secure and am a huge sports fan. I'm in good shape.
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My only pre-requisites are that you aren't much older than me, don't have kids; are in decent shape and are both a non-smoker and a non-drug user.
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Please respond with a picture and some information about yourself. Emails with only a picture won't get a response (since that doesn't tell me anything about you). ]]> | <![CDATA[I'm a 28 year old caucasian who is into outdoor activities but appreciates the comforts of cold winter nights reading or watching a dvd. Some of my interests include running, mountain/road biking, weight training, hiking, rock climbing, flying, working on cars and motorcycles, watching and making movies. I'm 5'11, 170, and don't do drugs, smoke, or drink.
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I'm looking for a SWF between 22-30 who is athletic like myself or at least enjoys being in shape and has an appreciation of the great outdoors. It would be nice to share my time with a special person- whether it's going on hikes or sitting by the fireplace I haven't even used. While I don't mind very light drinking, I will not tolerate drugs or smoking- there are so many other ways to have fun!
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You do the math
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No seriously why do people make excuses for using craigslist? (Other than the fact it is usually a method of last resort) Have a little pride a little passion!
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Unfortunately (insert your concept of the ideal woman) with rich parents aren't a huge chunk of the population but if you go on enough dates won't you meet one eventually? It's the freaking law of large numbers working in your favor here.
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For crying out loud this is the 21st Century! Meeting people over the internet is cool now. Except for lame shit like eharmony.com or match.com. Seriously that doctor for eharmony gives me the creeps. He seems like one of those mormon guys that would have a dozen wives cooped up somewhere in Utah. Seriously.
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Remember what Yoda said,"Do or do not there is no try."
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Ok so Freud was pretty much right about what women want even though he was kind of a perv (but who isn't), someone who reminds her of her father in other words.
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Can you say EMOTIONAL STABILITY - now if a long ranting craigslist posting doesn't shout EMOTIONAL STABILITY and or quoting YODA then I don't know what does.
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Ok obviously there are other important traits women are looking for other than just not being a complete douche.
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For example a considerate guy only listens to George Michael or Michael Jackson when she isn't around so she doesn't get confused about his sexual preferences.
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Obviously a guy should also be at least 6 feet tall. That's like a freakin requirement. Come on now.
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Being a dog person is a big plus so long as you aren't the type of person that picks up your dog's shit. Seriously what are people thinking? What is it like a 50 dollar fine? (CSI is going to do a shit DNA test to catch you I am sure) HELLO! put some freakin wood chips or a couple rocks in your doggie bag do you really think people will know the difference? Have you no shame/self respect/dignity? Wait... don't answer that, the answer is probably "yes" to that question. haha
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Of course a guy should also be in good shape, exhibit good grooming, and work on overall appearance to some degree. There's no excuse for sitting on the couch eating twinkies when you could be out making your first million before you are 30! Get with the frickin' program!
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Oh yeah it's also a plus if a guy has some clue about global politics, the economy, etc etc you know shit other than sports. Being in your face about that kind of stuff is pretty disgusting though.
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Oh yeah a good guy should also be "kind of a big deal" ... people should know him.
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He shouldn't start every sentence with "oh yeah" but he should be at least making 6 figures- hmm that's funny at least 6 feet tall and 6 figures- a coincidence I think not.
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Type A personalities are pretty crucial as well.
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The type of person who uses adversity as a catalyst for self improvement.
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In general just a beautiful human being.
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If you think about it meeting people through craigslist is kind of like shopping at Walmart. Society will stigmatize you for doing it but there are some sick deals and it's just such a guilty pleasure. (those are always the best kind)
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Now I could start listing possible faults you'd find in me or any other guy you might hear from through craigslist but the list would be far too long and boring.
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P.S. I may or actually possess some of the key traits I said women are seeking in a man through craigslist.
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P.P.S. "If you want others to be happy, practice compassion. If you want to be happy, practice compassion." -Dalai Lama
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P.P.P.P.S.So I jump ship in Hong Kong and make my way over to Tibet, and I get on as a looper at a course over in the Himalayas. A looper, you know, a caddy, a looper, a jock. So, I tell them I'm a pro jock, and who do you think they give me? The Dalai Lama, himself. Twelfth son of the Lama. The flowing robes, the grace, bald... striking. So, I'm on the first tee with him. I give him the driver. He hauls off and whacks one---big hitter, the Lama---long, into a ten-thousand foot crevasse, right at the base of this glacier. Do you know what the Lama says? Gunga galunga... gunga, gunga-galunga. So we finish the eighteenth and he's gonna stiff me. And I say, "Hey, Lama, hey, how about a little something, you know, for the effort, you know." And he says, "Oh, uh, there won't be any money, but when you die, on your deathbed, you will receive total consiousness." So I got that goin' for me, which is nice. ]]> | <![CDATA[It is sad when people you know, become people you knew....It is one of life's tragedies when you meet someone that you know is meant to be but due to unexpected circumstances and misunderstandings becomes someone you knew. Or when you can walk right past someone that at one part of your life was a big part of your life...And how you used to be able to talk to them for hours about the little nothings in life...and now you can barely look at them and they at you...And all you have left is that aching feeling in your soul...It's funny how many people have posted this. Guess we are all in the same boat, missing someone...Be honest...If you really miss someone, a friend, a love, or family member right now...& can't get them off your mind...then repost this titled as "I Miss You". Within one minute whoever you are missing will surprise you. If you break this, you will have the worst love life in one hour. Tonight at midnight, your true love will realize they love you. Something good will happen to you between 1-4:30 tomorrow. It could be anywhere so get ready for the shock of your life. If you break the chain you will be cursed with relationship problems. Karma: if there is someone you loved or still do and can't get them out of your mind, re-post this in another city. Tonight between 1-4 they will remember how they love you as well. You will get the shock of your life tomorrow. ]]> | <![CDATA[Single, handsome, and a fan of sexy women with beautiful toes, soles, and arches.. airing out their feet after a long day in nylons and heels or peeling off their sweaty gym socks after a long day for a foot massage and foot play. I'm seeking to have some fun and make a new friend with no strings or money attached. I don't know why but I just love this stuff and know I have plenty of company. I truly adore female feet and could enjoy such in lieu of sex anyday. Picture preferred, as I also have one. If interested, feel free to respond and perhaps we can share a fun adventure. PICS AVAILABLE UPON REQUEST. SERIOUS INQUIRIES ONLY. ]]> | <![CDATA[If your looking to laugh and enjoy life, we will get along. I have a great job, recently moved back to the area, and looking to settle down with a good girl! I am honest, outgoing and a laid back type of person. I play sports, like to cook and travel(vegas, carribean,...) Down for watching movies, or grabbing a drink at the bar. Email so we can chat!
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As hard as I looked, I couldn't find a single greeting card or knickknack to commemorate World Toilet Day. I guess I'll just have to send flowers. That or some jasmine scented urinal cakes.
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But I bet most of you didn't even know Wednesday was World Toilet Day.
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It's clear you're not as sentimental as I am. That's for damn sure. What's next? You gonna' forget Christmas or Hanukah? Huh?
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Beer Pong table in the basement, flip cup, amongst many other things.
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We all pretty much go to college together, but would like to meet some new people off campus as well. If you aren't a creeper or socially awkward, shoot me an instant message on AIM if you are interested in coming.
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Pls. be D&D free and height/weight proportionate. No need to be a barbie-doll type. Personality counts. And a dash of libido wouldn't hurt. Whattya got to lose?
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I want to "get lost" in the city on a Saturday afternoon. Meaning no plans, just head out to a random location we've never been to find a neat place for some drinks. Then find a neat place for dinner. Then find a neat place for whatever's next, and so on and so forth.<p>
I want to go to a Phillies game and buy you one of those pink Phillies hats. Yes, I may have dragged you there, and if I didn't, you may already have one. I don't care. You may never wear the damn thing or you may fall in love with it but you're getting one. It's a guy thing to do and I have to do it. BTW, I'm a pretty fun date to go to a Phillies game with (being able to enjoy beer is a plus here…and at least for a while it won’t make that hat seem so bad).<p>
I want to invite you over after work for dinner. I want to have it timed exactly right so that when you arrive a hot bath has been drawn complete with candles and wine. You go enjoy that while I cook. Perhaps after dinner I'll massage your feet because you had a hard day at work.<p>
I want to be on my way home from work, see something that makes me think of you, and have to get it. It may be something small and insignificant, but sometimes those are the best things.<p>
I want to spend a weekend night just hanging out, drinking some beer, eating some pizza, and watching some movies. That whole couch thing that never seems to get old so long as that isn’t the extent of every weekend.
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I want to call in sick and go have a delightful day at an amusement park. When dusk sets in I want to go make out on the ferris wheel.<p>
I want to share one of my hobbies with you and you to share one of yours with me.<p>
I want to find a hobby we both take an interest in. Sure, we've already shared our own hobbies, but this is something that "WE own".<p>
I want you to convince me to do something you really want to do but I don't. When I cave in and do it, I'm surprised that I had a great time.<p>
I want to argue over which movie to go see, so we end up seeing both. Then amazingly we agree where to get dinner after our marathon.<p>
I want to make you something. It isn't to show off my ability, but rather because I care. What I make you might actually cost me more than what I could have purchased it for (time, labor, parts, etc.) but I don't care. I obviously feel you're worth it.
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I want to teach you something, as smart as you are, and I want you to teach me something, as smart as I am. Isn't that the point of a meaningful relationship? Shouldn't you learn from the other? Challenge the other?<p>
I want to go camping. No, not the wuss camping. Real stuff here folks. I don't claim to be the "manliest of men" man, so why the hell not. We'll bring our cell phones and if we can't cut it we'll get the hell out of there. But it's worth a shot, no?<p>
I want to be out and about, and when something is said, we share that "knowing look". It is an inside joke, something we've discussed, etc. I can't explain it, but if you've had that sort of thing you know what I mean. If you haven't, would you like to work on that?<p>
I want to show up at that social function and people envy what we have. Not only because we look great, but because we act great with each other and to those around us.<p>
I want to do that damn pottery crap. They do it on Blind Date when they don't even know each other, why can't we? Ghost made that look cool until Whoopie got involved (keep in mind it's been about 15 years since I've seen that movie).<p>
I want those "lay in bed because we have nothing else better to do (maybe we do?), but we like being next to each other" times.<p>
I want to have plans after work and have the day pass so slowly it’s painful because I’m counting down the seconds until we meet. The anticipation of seeing you for the 50th date is the same as the first.<p>
I want to kiss you when we meet (obviously I mean once things are moving along, not the very first action the very first time). Not that peck, and not to the point of making out. I suppose I mean that middle ground between the two that demonstrates a certain level of affection. I want that kiss to feel the same as the first one, every time.<p>
I want to be out and come across something I think would be incredibly fun for us to do, and you were the first person I thought of to do it with.<p>
I want to remember things you like and dislike. I want to keep a mental note of something you mentioned only to surprise you with it later. I want you to do the same for me.<p>
I want to receive a call from you when I’m having a horrible day at work. You just called to say hello and see how I was, and that call makes me smile. Suddenly that horrible day at work isn’t so horrible anymore. I’ll do the same for you.<p>
I want to say something stupid, and not only do you call me out on it, you make fun of me. Obviously not in a nasty way, but in a joking manner. We’re not perfect, and you need to be able to laugh at yourself sometimes. Just remember that I will do the same to you, so if you’re easily offended or think that you are in fact perfect, this might not work for you.<p>
I want you to be able to depend on me. Not for everything of course especially concerning finances (I do ok for myself but I’m no sugar daddy by any means). I want to impress the people you introduce me to. I want to be able to provide guidance because you feel you can trust my opinion. I want to be there to give you a hug after a rough day. I want to wipe that tear off your cheek when you’re upset. I’m just hoping I’m not providing an open invitation to the drama queens out there by saying this.<p>
I want you to understand that sometimes I’ll make mistakes. I want you to understand that sometimes I might say something or do something that you think means one thing but will not only let me tell you what I really meant, but understand and accept that explanation when I’m 200% sincere with my explanation. Again, I’ll do the same for you.<p>
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So…I’m looking for a good heartbreak. It’s been too long since I felt anything at all.
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How can YOU help? You can help by making me fall in love with you. For two months.
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Now…for this to work convincingly, you have to have the whole package. You have to be charming. You have to be intelligent. You have to be fascinating. You have to be funny. Know how to tell a great story. Be romantic and sweet. Be willing to get silly. Paint or play sports or music for all I care...but have some sort of extracurricular activity that you can tell me all about. Or show me all about.
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Like live music. Maybe go with me to a show. Maybe do something totally awesome like i know the band and get you an intro. Or get them to sing Happy Birthday to you when it’s not even your birthday (even better if it really IS your birthday, though)!
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Go someplace fun. Like on a hike, or to your favorite childhood spot, or to the planetarium, aquarium, or zoo. I love to take pictures, so take me somewhere that’s visually pleasing.
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Be nice to my friends. Be even nicer to me.
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Maybe send me flowers for a change. Just once.
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Wear amazing perfume. Everyone loves a girl who smells great. (Just don’t wear a ton, please). When you come over to my place, you MUST wear one of my sweatshirts. Maybe i will even let you have one… As long as it doesn't become a bed for your shitsu like my last G.F.
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I’m estimating our relationship will last somewhere around two months. Breaking up anytime after New Year’s is fine. No expensive Christmas gifts are necessary. Something “thoughtful” would be much better.
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When you break up with me, I only request that:
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2. Make it INTERESTING. None of that “I met someone else,” or “I’m gay,” or “I got transferred for my job and leave for Iceland in a week,” or “my ex-boyfriend is sick and he needs me!” At least make it good. I mean, REALLY break my heart. That’s what I’m looking for.
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Afterwards, I’ll never want to see you again (unless you somehow make it an amicable breakup, in which case…we’ll see). You'll keep my sweatshirt and maybe i will text you on your birthday every year for a few years. I know, that part’s weird. But it’s part of my charm. And if you never answer back, I’ll eventually stop. I promise. But other than the birthday text, it'll be over. You'll never hear from me again.
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What you’ll be getting:
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59 days of making out (I mean the toe curling kind). i will treat you like a princess, take you to NY to your first play or to AC for whatever..i am thoughtful so i will probably buy you something nice that you mentioned you wanted and a bone or treats for your dog as well..
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Probably 6 weeks or so of sex (I am disease free. Please be so, too).
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Delicious homemade cooking and fresh scones for breakfast in bed (I love to cook. Tell me what you like, and it’s yours).
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We could even roleplay some situation to make this hotter. For example, we could tell guys that I humiliated you in some way, perhaps by cheating on you, and that now I have to let you humiliate me. Such a role play would really turn on a lot of the other guys.
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I've serviced guys in the past, but never while someone watched. Most guys really love my oral service, so if you would enjoy watching me or making me do it, please email me. I live in NE Philly and work in center city.
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I'M LOOKING FOR GIRLFRIEND.
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You opened it. Good luck.
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Tonight at midnight, your true love will realize they love you. Something good will happen to you at 1:00 - 4:20 tomorrow, it could be anywhere. Get ready for the biggest shock of your life.
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If you break the chain you will be cursed with relationship problems for the next 12 years.
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Karma: If there is someone you loved (or still do) and can't get them out of your mind, repost this in another city within five minutes.
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Tonight between 1 and 4 am they will remember how much they loved you as well. You will get the shock of your life tomorrow.
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Location: in godʻs hands
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it's NOT ok to contact this poster with services or other commercial interests
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ive struck out alot of times, like my whole life lol
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im looking for someone who doesnt drink or get high, smoking cigarettes is fine.
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im not really gonna say to much, id rather tell u then sit here and type all this bullshit about myself. so if u like my picture and ur interested, get at me on aim- ILLflipthat89
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So I'm not really in Philly anymore but there's a lot of students who stay during the year and come home like I was or commute or whatever. I'm not handicapped or broke. I do have a car and a couple of pennies to rub together so things can happen. South Jersey is just pretty desolate right now.
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Um, it drives me crazy when the goyls don't say more about themselves so what do you like? Who are you people? You like to go out and still snuggle up in front of a movie? Everyone says that! I'll try to make it quick. I love teen movies, classic rock, beat writers, vulgar television, and I can lose hours to youtube, wikipedia, and imdb. I'm a guy but I read celebrity blogs, I watch Gilmore Girls, and I have a shopping obsession. I think courting is ridiculous, I think dating is pretty ridiculous. I like hanging out, being friends, stuff like that. I guess your picture gets mine or something should you feel compelled to send one to me. I promise I'm no beast.]]> | <![CDATA[Hey there,
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So I'm sitting home in my apartment browsing through the numerous classifieds supplied by those frequenting Craigslist and I think to myself, how about I post my own ad? What a great idea, right? What a better way to meet someone than through Craigslist! Hopefully you are sensing the sarcasm by now. Anyway, I'm tired of having to scream at the top of my lungs in bars to be heard, dating within the workplace would probably make things a little uncomfortable, and meeting a girl via grocery store shopping isn't exactly ideal, nor is it very likely.
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So, a little about myself. I'm 22, a college graduate living in the Bala Cynwyd area. I work a full-time job Monday thru Friday and occasionally head into the office on Saturdays to get a few things done that I've managed to avoid during the week. I'm dedicated when it comes to my future, but I also enjoy having a good time. I like hanging out with friends, going to the movies, Philadelphia sports (GO PHILLIES!), cooking, exercising once I force myself to go to the gym :), nearly all music and relaxing.
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If you've made it this far and are still considering sending me an e-mail, GO FOR IT! I'll send a picture once we've chatted for a while. I promise I wont break your mirrors, I'm 6'0" with brown eyes, dimples and I keep myself in pretty good shape.]]> | <![CDATA[<p>Hi.</p>
<p>Despite the title, this has nothing to do with Christmas.</p>
<p>Looking at some of the other posts in w4m and m4w, I've decided to come up with a couple of lists. Comments are welcome.</p>
<p>About me:
<ul><li>SWM, twenty five, five foot nine, one hundred fifty five lbs, "athletic" build (can't use numbers because of some kind of craigslist filter)</li>
<li>Sometimes I have a beard, sometimes I'm scruffy, sometimes I'm clean-shaven.</li>
<li>I don't drive a car, I ride a bike.</li>
<li>I don't have a TV, I read books (but not newspapers).</li>
<li>In the evenings, I tend to eat milk chocolate (yum!) and drink bourbon (double yum!).</li>
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<p>About you:
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<li>Female</li>
<li>Single</li>
<li>Weigh less than me.</li>
<li>Know the difference between "too", "two" and "to".</li>
<li>Understand the distinction between a contraction and possessive form. Is that really so much to ask?</li>
<li>Don't smoke or do drugs (except maybe pot, but not daily).</li>
<li>Live somewhere within reach of public transportation.</li>
<li>Are comfortable with drinking alcohol in public places without getting too drunk and making an ass of yourself.</li>
<li>Listen to more than just one type of music.</li></ul>
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<p>I tried to come up with more positive things for the "about you" list, but my previous relationships gave me pretty good ideas about what I don't like, without telling me much about what I love. As they say, if you think you know what your type is and you're still single, you're probably wrong.</p>
<p>Also, here's a joke:</p>
<p>A businessman arriving in Boston for a convention found that his first evening was free, and he decided to go find a seafood restaurant that served scrod, a Massachusetts specialty. Getting into a taxi, he asked the cab driver, "Do you know where I can get scrod around here?" "Sure," said the cabdriver. "I know a few places... but I can tell you it's not often I hear someone use the third-person pluperfect indicative anymore!"</p>
<p>I'll send you an actual picture of me if you want to see it.</p>]]> | <![CDATA[
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it's cold out and i miss the comfort of snuggling up to a warm body.
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i am good looking, in shape, and sane.
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if you are interested in coming over (or inviting me over) and relaxing in bed and falling asleep together please send me a response. feel free to send a picture, but i will send mine in response either way.
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I am looking for a LTR, but nothing to quickly. I am 6'0" 195lbs blk hair, brwn eyes, olive tone skin. (german, irish, italian) I work full time, have my own place, and have 50/50 custody of my son. I like all kinds of music (listen to a lot of country lately), i enjoy movies, being outdoors (snowboarding,camping, hunting, fishing), im not a sports NUT but enjoy watching sometimes. I use to read a lot, but lately not as much as I would like.
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<br> food..:). Assure you will be taken care of with hospitality and some good wine or scotch, guaranteed to live at a Villa single and secure. Girl 21+ only please respond. English speaking latino welcome! Don't forget to mail me your snap please for quicker response. Thanks!]]> | <![CDATA[Hi,
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Thanks for taking the time to read my ad.
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I'm a 30yr old SWM. I live in south jersey, but I'm about 20-25 mins from CC. I love my job! No drama on my end. No crazy ex's/wives, no drugs, no criminal record, no diseases, and no mental problems. I've never posted on CL. Replied to a couple ads. I've was with match for awhile, but nothing came out of that. So, I find myself here.
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I am sincere, honest, fun, and know how to treat a woman. I stand 5'5 w/ an avg build. I'm a HUGE music fan. I listen to just about everything(mainly alternative rock). I love my iPod. I love the jersey shore. I workout 3- 5x's a week. I watch and route for all the Philly sports teams. The phillies parade was awesome. Looking forward to many more. I have a sense of humor and I can find a laugh in just about any situation. I have a tendency to be on the sarcastic side. I have a career job. Not some "Would you like fries with that", barely making minimum wage job. I work for a union. It's tough work, always outdoors and very physical but, I love it! Definately not afraid to get my hands dirty. I can cook. I'm not the best, but I know my way around a kitchen. I have a license and a car. I'm an outdoors person. I like canoeing, hiking, fishing, and biking. I'm the kind of person who can comfortable at a noisy bar or a concert or a quiet coffeehouse or museum. I'm a romantic at heart. I believe in doing the "little things" that show a girl you care.
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I'm looking for a girl who I can get to know and build a long term realtionship. I AM NOT looking for a "fling" or "FWB". I'm looking for a girl who I can share my intrests with and, in return, she would share her interests with me. Please be between the ages of 24-35. As far as body type goes I like thin/athletic/average and curvy. Please be a music fan. No liars, cheaters, or gold diggers. Not looking to have everything in common. That would be boring.
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I'm not putting a picture here because I don't want my face plastered all over the net. However, I promise to send a pic if you reply.
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Thanks for reading:-) ]]> | <![CDATA[can have a "Warm Heart" from spending time with that special SBF who is romantic and affectionate and interested in holding hands in public staring at the Christmas Tree in City Hall and watching the beautiful Chestnut Street lights.
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As long as you are 25-32 and have a cute face and a down to earth personality lets get to know each other.]]> | <![CDATA[HI I AM GIOVANNI A VERY ATTRACTIVE ITALIAN AND IRISH MALE LOOKING FOR THE RIGHT FEMALE TO HAVE FUN WITH, JOKE AROUND AND LAUGH WITH.
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THIS IS MY SECOND TIME POSTING WITH NO LUCK AT ALL BEFORE, A LITTLE ABOUT ME I AM, 6'3 TALL, MY WEIGHT 217, LIGHT BLUE EYES, 7 TATS, SINGLE WITH A 7 MONTH OLD SON, YES PLEASE LOVE KIDS SINCE I HAVE ONE, WELL IF YOU WOULD LIKE TO CHAT MORE TEXT ME AT, TWO SIX SEVEN FIVE ONE FIVE SEVEN FOUR NINE THREE, YES I AM REAL PLEASE BE REAL TOO, I AM ONLY LOOKING FOR A WHITE OR ITALIAN FEMALE BETWEEN 18-27 YEARS OLD, PLEASE TEXT AND LETS CHAT TONIGHT.]]> | <![CDATA[Attractive guy,sense of humor, homeowner, enjoys going out and having fun on weekends, but also gets caught up in work a lot too. Sometimes this makes it tough to meet people. Anyway, looking for a girl that knows where she wants to go and is looking for a serious relationship if things click.
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