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<![CDATA[This is a plea to find a special, romantic, but unfulfilled woman who wants to rekindle her excitement and passion with a man. You might be un-attached, but most likely, like me, you are in a relationship you cannot leave or change but you feel an ache in your heart. Maybe you have wondered...."could I have an affair…what would it be like if...?"
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Can I help you experience that tingling excitement again, as you get ready to meet a lover...your heart fluttering as you look forward to stunning him when you wear *that* oh-so-special dress and heels that show off your curves and legs...*that* oh-so-special dress you now feel you have the reason to wear again?
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I am a well-educated, male, married myself, fit, clean,…I'm told I'm pretty easy on the eyes… I am well traveled. People describe me as smart, confident, outgoing, a good conversationalist with a sense of. I enjoy discussions on a very wide range of topics. I'm fun to be with, attentive, warm and caring, energetic. Oh yes…just in case it matters to you… I've been told that I’m very romantic, charming, and that I kiss *really* nicely…and...a few other things ;)
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Flings can be fun, but I'm really looking for a special someone I connect with, for a longer-term, intimate adult/physical relationship. I know that sounds like such a come-on line, but I guess I've always believed that the best sex starts "BETWEEN THE EARS". So I do want fun conversations and other dimensions to the relationship in addition to the vigorous rummaging in bed! As someone said on CL …you have to come up for air sometime, don't you!?
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So.... (like me) you have to be clean, non-smoking, and no drugs, race is not so important. You are a smart, attractive, mature woman and available for discreet encounters once/twice/thrice a month. I see you as average size/weight, but not bbw. You are fun to be with – no head-trips, no judgments. You know you are warm-hearted, caring, and sexy in a very sensitive, feminine way, even if your current situation doesn't make you feel it.
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In addition to steaming up the sheets physically, you enjoy caressing and fondling, the tingle of a first kiss, cuddling, playing, dressing up, flirting...and much more, as you feel comfortably intimate with me. You probably have a strong fantasy life for us to play with...my commitment to you...the first many times we are alone, will be to fulfill *your* desires and fantasies.
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And as you probably will be married, or in a significant relationship...complete mutual discretion is a must! You may be shy/nervous about this...that's OK. So am I, actually!
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So, Let's start slowly - just contact me and share whatever you are comfortable sharing about your situation and needs. We can email or meet for drinks or coffee this week to see if there's chemistry?? Please – I am a real person - *not* a front for a website or a sex/dating service - serious responses only.
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I'll be around Santana Row early in the morning tomorrow after a workout and was hoping to meet someone wonderful, cute, intelligent, and fun for coffee/tea. Yeah, this is short notice since I will be there around 8, 9 or so, but worth a shot.
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Me: I'm 5'9" with light brown hair, green/brown eyes, decent build, like the outdoors for hiking, backpacking, cycling, skating, and almost anything else, and don't mind just relaxing at home or in a casual place with friends. I'm fairly well rounded and also enjoy the refined side of life that includes ties, suit jackets, opera seats, symphony, ballet, etc. I have a job (project management at a tech firm), can take care of myself, am decently clean and neat, and tend to be quiet and seem introverted despite my verbose writing. I am divorced (about 8 years ago, so no residual issues there) and have a 10-yr-old son, who I adore, call daily, see whenever I can, and who lives out of state.
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I'm hoping to find an equally intelligent, employed, passionate, cute and fit 26-33 yr old who lives in the area (SJ or ~50 mile radius) to meet for coffee, tea, other beverage, and if you want possibly some other activity later in the day (hiking, a picnic, tennis game, farmers market, are all fine, but not dancing, I don't need to embarrass myself that badly on a first meeting). Ideally, you would be up for random activities like backpacking, a trip to the opera, hiking, wandering museums or art galleries, bike rides to a farmers market and beyond, cooking (me, you, or together), movie night on the couch, trips to the bookstore, or something else you suggest. I'm looking for something long term if possible, but as with anything else just want to meet you and see how it goes.
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Hope to hear from you.]]> | <![CDATA[I'm at home with nothing to do.
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Any girls want to chat?
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Send me an e-mail and we'll take it from there!]]> | <![CDATA[Home alone, bored with the local, looking to expand my circle of friends.
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If your a cute outdoorsey lady, single and looking for a fun night, click, respond.
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Not looking for a hookup or a casual encounter, just a fun night with a fun person. Who knows, we might make it a regular thing.
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I have to admit that this is a new venture for me as far as putting an ad out for a relationship, but i guess you never know who you could meet until you try...
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So a little personal info about me: I am a single, educated, professional guy and am very hard working but dedicated to my friends and my potential girl! I still believe in chivalry when it comes to romance, meaning I like to buy flowers for you, open your door, i think going "dutch" is lame and all men should pick up the tab (when first dating that is!) and so on. I love to travel, but am very content spending the night at home cooking, watching TV (I love me some NCIS!), movies, comedies, etc...I am 5'6, would consider myself physically fit (would like you to be as well, but not a deal breaker and especially if you know how to treat a man!). I am Asian (but am westernized because my parents are not Asian, but I can tell you more about that later), have black hair and brown eyes. I don't smoke, and not a big drinker but enjoy a social drink with friends or the right girl. Other interests of mine...well let's leave something to talk about...
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What I am looking for: A single lady, between the ages of 25-34 and someone who is shorter than me! (trying to kiss a woman who is taller than you is awkward...). Please have a good sense of humor! If you were married before, that's no biggie, but please no kids (no offense to single mother's out there you are awesome! but I don't have any kids myself so I would like to same). Must be honest and loyal. If you are still really good friends with your "ex" or like to date multiple men, please do not bother to reply.
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Yes the pic below is me! and I will send you a head shot if you are interested.
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I am willing to go the distance for you if you are the right woman for me! Let me know if you would like to meet, hang out, get some coffee, eat food etc..
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<p>I am 30 years-old and live in west SoMa. I am a tall, tan Irishman who drinks more espresso or wine than beer. A published writer and photographer with a few other interesting creative hobbies outside my tech career. An ideal Saturday includes a trip to the Farmer's Market at the Ferry Building for fresh goodies to cook throughout the weekend, a waterfall hike in Marin, cooking dinner at home with the morning's goodies and relaxing to watch a movie with a cute woman cuddled up beside me. Sunday mornings are a good time for brunch with friends, new explorations of city events or a bike ride between shops, and day trips down the coast to relax and disconnect for a bit. I started making my own wine last year, a Pinot noir, and now consider trips to Napa some sort of research or at least creative exploration.</p>
<p>What do you have planned for your weekend? What would you ideally like to be doing if only you had the right company? I like women who are curious and open minded, creative and perceptive. She's interested in taking a look around the next bend in the road at what's new in the world, or at least doesn't mind coming along for an adventure to soak up what's around us. Do you have unabashed passions, even if it's just your shoe collection? Let's talk.</p>
<p>I can offer instant gratification over IM. <font color="blue">My screenname on AIM is niall79</font>.</p>
<p>I have other IM programs too but want to keep things simple. Send an e-mail and we will figure out how to connect and best have a conversation. I doubt I will be overwhelmed with responses but if I am I will just pull the post. If you are still reading this I'm likely still awake and looking for good company!</p>
<p>Perhaps you were looking for a shiny new new toaster, job, or apartment but found me instead. Good move! Say hi and make the night a bit more interesting.</p>]]> | <![CDATA[Are you in a marriage that has no passion, boring nights filled with the same routine, and a spouse that just does not want to laugh and have a fun time together? And the only reason your still together is because of practical issues?
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Well I have that problem too, so now I want to do something about it. I'm searching for a woman in the same situation to meet when schedules permit to fulfill each others needs, and also be an email or phone call away when needed. I would like a lasting friendship, not just a one-nighter, an affair I guess would be the right term, but of course we need to be discreet.
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The most important trait in a woman to me is one who can just be herself and have fun. I'm in my early-mid 40s, have the right weight/height, all of my naturally light-brown hair and am good shape. I will gladly trade a pic for a pic. I'm a very friendly guy and a sincere person that is very considerate of other people.
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Single, successful, fit, Italian CTO seeks girl playmate for future relationship.
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Looking for educated, fit, healthy, clean, 32-43, pretty, classy, Caucasian, Latina, Asian, Pacific Islander or East Indian. She is educated, confident, refined, down to earth, hard working, loves to laugh (including at oneself), is genuinely happy, knows how to carry herself with a professional crowd and events and does not take herself too seriously.
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She also loves the outdoors and is athletic, is healthy in all ways and enjoys international and domestic travel. She is communicative, refined and equally passionate and unafraid to show it with her man and enjoys taking care of him (and he likes to do the same & reciprocate in every way and spoil).
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Drop me a line with "Better Half" in the subject line (so I know you're not spam) if this piques your interest. Your picture gets mine. Thanks.
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I'm 33, 6' 2", cute, fit ,sporty, athletic, dynamic, exciting, adventurous, fun & nature loving, intelligent, global, ambitious, entrepreneurial, inspiring, empowering....
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Some pics with personal info and or your facebook profile link please.
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I believe in being an open book. I say what I mean and mean what I say. You'll have a HONEST, STRAIGHTFORWARD relationship with me. You don't have to guess what I'm really saying or what I really mean. I expect the same from anyone I deal with because that's what I give to them.
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I desire a woman with pleasing curves who is either slim, or full figured. I am not a man that is into huge women. (Don't take it personally). I am looking for a laid back, high self esteem women who are upfront, straightforward, and honest and speaks her mind without beating-around-the-bush. I'm into free-spirited women who HAVE NO HANG-UPS ABOUT BEING A SEXUAL BEING.
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I'm strongly into light, sensual touching. Myer-Briggs defined me as an INTJ (a very rare breed), which means I have a natural curiosity and studious. I always crave to learn about sensuality and going where little has gone before. I crave light touching with the body and hands; the soft kisses that feel like you're barely touching. You're senses become so live with each touch your head goes white and your brain tingles. Your body twitches and your spine arches? You let yourself become totally vulnerable and you become alive, awakened, and ready for whatever comes next. This is when time stands still and there are only two people in this universe-you and me.
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ONLY if you're looking for a casual, friends-with-benefits relationship (that could possibly lead to a long-term relationship.) NO EXCEPTIONS! I do not want to waste my time or yours.
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I believe MUTUAL RESPECT and MUTUAL INTEREST is everything in a relationship, so if you like what I WROTE and what you SAW, I'm looking to hear from you. If not then you just wasted 2 minutes of your life reading. Sorry.
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If you're interested, a little bit more about me: I'm a 6' tall, 195lbs.
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I believe that it's the women who ALWAYS CHOOSE, so if you decide to email me, write "12345" somewhere on email so I know you're not a bot. Also please give me your pics and stats (name, age, height, weight, city, etc.). It's only fair as I gave you mine. Write ONLY if you're serious about meeting someone. I have no interest for those seeking "online penpals."]]> | <![CDATA[you have to be between 30 and 41. i like women who can teach me something about how to treat a lady, and stuff like that.
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saliir este weekend.. es para amistad y si se llega a una relacion seria
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Hoping to meet a beautiful woman (mind and body) don't have to be a model but takes
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I am a 30s young guy org from Germany and live here in SF, good job, athletic, 5.9, 180lbs, blond, blue eyes, cute,
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There is so much to say but I don't like to email back and forward - I am real hope that you are too.]]> | <![CDATA[I recently got out of a LTR and just want to go out, have fun, and meet some new people. <br>
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If you are in a similar situation, e-mail me and lets chat... as long as you keep in mind I'm not looking for another LTR right now, just someone to go out with. <br>
Also, I'm new to the San Jose area so someone that knows their way around town would be a plus. <br><br>(and someone who is into hockey is also a plus! but be warned, I like another team! )]]> | <![CDATA[
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I'm just looking to meet someone new and hopefully you're too.
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I'm looking to find that new buddy, partner in crime, wing-woman, and best friend that loves to have fun.
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I'm 28 years old, male, single, straight, cute (so I've been told), and live in the city. I'm easygoing, open-minded, down to earth, laid back, super friendly, and get along with the majority of people I meet.
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I'm just looking to grab some drinks this weekend at the bar or club, but I am also down to do something more low-key such as watching a movie and grabbing dinner.
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If you're not free this weekend, we can always schedule for another day and time.
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If you're game, please reply with the subject "PARTNER IN CRIME", so I can block out spam and know you're serious.
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I also have aim, yim, and skype if you prefer to get to know each other over that.
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Hope to meet you this weekend!
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Thanks =)
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I work very long hours and very tired when I got home. Hoping, I can spend some good quality time with a special lady for the rest of the day and cook dinner together. I am very laid back and like to stay home watching movies together. However, going out once a while and enjoy the outdoor activity will be fun too.
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I am open to any race or ethnicity, size does not matter, around my height, age is not a problem if we click, and most of all you are caring and have a good hart. If you are interesting, please e-mail me. ]]> | <![CDATA[Hello, and thank you for taking the time to read this post. To put it simply, I am looking for someone who I can share my life with. I have had several relationships in the past that, well... we weren't on the same page and I wasn't really happy. I am a single father of a wonderful little girl (8) with shared custody, and I am not looking for a Mommy #2, however another female role model that can befriend, encourage and inspire my daughter to become the wonderful person that I know she will be.
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I have a job, and a car. I am very funny, charming, outgoing but sometimes a little shy and reserved. I am a big guy, I am a white male 6'3" and about 220lbs. I am very athletic and have played many sports throughout my life. I am attractive and dont usually have problems meeting women, just can't find the right one for me.
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I am looking for someone who can share all of life's precious moments with me. I enjoy watching sports, and would live someone to watch and take an interest in it with me. I love documentaries, and the Discovery and History channel. I cant tell you how much I would love to watch an episode of "The Universe", and then how a discussion on the vastness of the universe, its mind-boggling size, and the amazing spectacles that are out there. Anyways... I dont want to rant on and on.
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So, the bottom line, if I sound like I would be an interesting fit for you, and you would rather watch Pawn Stars, or a documentary on Roman Engineering over MTV Teen Moms or Housewives of New Jersey, then send me a message and we can go from there.
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Ciao! ]]> | <![CDATA[So I was watching Zombieland the other night, and the thought of the world turning to shit brings a huge smile across my face. I fantasize about the end of civilization as we know it, where only a percent or two of the world survives. This world of tweeting, facebook, and hummers doesn't make sense to me. Smashing zombies with hummers makes perfect sense to me. I would like to meet a fellow female zombie killer who wouldn't mind getting her hands dirty if need be.
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If you're looking for the typical life plan of getting married, 2.5 crotch droppings, white picket fences, dinner parties, ball games, then I'm totally not your type of guy. I'm not closed-minded so I don't rule anything out, but that's not really my idea of a good life at the moment.
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- Educated (in case the end of the world doesn't come, I can fall back on something)
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I am a tall, decent looking single white guy, looking for an HONEST woman, close to my age (mid 30's to mid 40's)
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Please... if you are a woman who is in love with someone they can't have, but are tired of being alone... Get your life on track
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You either want a great guy in your life or you don't, no games.
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LTR, no love 'em and leave attitudes...
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very much single, no ex's popping in and out,
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no drug users, no smokers, no drama
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live in SF
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looking for an actual relationship, and wanting to be in love...
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good childhood, no baggage
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and trying not to give up on craigslist, because of all the spammers...
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put the word "heart" in the subject line, so I know that you are a real person,
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I will tag all other replies as spam without reading them...
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key words: single, happy, fit, no games, Asian, love, marry, friends first, kind, nice, photography, honest, loyal, LTR, kids, children, Christian, honest, romantic,]]> | <![CDATA[If you're an admirer of Christopher Hitchens we're already ahead of the game. I'm 6'1" 200 lbs without kids. If you're interested please respond to this post.]]> | <![CDATA[I seek a clean, good woman who desires to be bad) ....a Clean Healthy Woman who can confidently make me her boy toy... and just ride my face.
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(I am not about being wimpy, gross or anything demeaning or humiliating.) I am a cute, sweet & innocent boy who needs the caring hand of a woman who appears to be cute sweet & innocent herself... but once we are alone she will show that she truly is a demanding woman who wants to take a cute innocent boy and make him pleasure you. A time only for you. You make this innocent boy bury his cute face between your legs as you make him----Wanna Ride My Face?????? ...like this below??? ((the pic below is me, is recent and it only gets better....:)---- I would like to re-create a scene/story as below... let me know if you would like to completely re-create the interactions below, or if you would like to alter it some..........
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You ask me, "do I look tasty?" I say "yes".. You smile and you tell me that you have plenty of tasty things for me to eat.. before I can even say anything you are on top of me and as I wonder what you are going to do...
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you continue to get on top of me and you sit right on my face. You tell me to lick your thighs, you tell me to suck your clit, you tell me to eat your pussy... you demand I tongue your ass..... By now, you are aggressively riding my face. You just grind my lips, tongue mouth and my entire face. You cum multiple times... all while grabbing my head and pushing my tongue where it will please you most...you have me stick my tongue deeper, then deeper in your ass.. oh, utntil you cum again.... all over my face.. Now you tell me to stick my tongue out (I do) and you just ride my tongue as you please.......you now turn around.. you are tired by cumming so many times... but you want more. So you turn around to rest on me, and to bury your assss on my face.. you start by grinding that assss all over my face having me lick & tongue & eat it all! You then get a little energy back so you bounce that big ass on my face making me tongue fuck you in the process..... You continue to sit grind & ride my face until you just can't cum anymore.. So you lay down.. but you take me and bury my face inbetween your legs so I can continue to lick your thighs **** & ass while you rest.... after a while you get up and.... ?? You tell me..... ]]> | <![CDATA[Show at 7pm, also 4:30am in the morning, that would be interesting. Up for either. 30, local native, teacher, artist. Late bloomer with Shakespeare, starting to enjoy it. Let me know if you want to check it out. Send a picture and tell me about your midsummer night dream.]]> | <![CDATA[Looking for my groovy doll. Sometimes smoker, moderate drinker, other drugs are very long behind me. Sentimental old sap. Good guy having some trouble connecting; tending towards shyness and understatement, probably too much. A good ways from broke. Not a scholar but I've read a book or three. OK, little bit of a grammar nazi (despite the classifed ad style this post is written in), but I won't hassle you about it because I'll be thoughtful of your feelings and I don't want to be a dick. Dig Camus and Voltaire, John Waters, Dylan, classic kitsch and even some schlock. I LOVE ROCK'N'ROLL. Won't be threatened (in fact I'll be stimulated) if you're smarter than I. Hablo un poquito de espańol, if that helps. Got a cat. Appearance: you've seen worse. Pic is about five years old, poor choice of pants. Looking forward to making great things happen with you, maybe love.]]> | <![CDATA[I seek a clean, good woman who desires to be bad) ....a Clean Healthy Woman who can confidently make me her boy toy... and just ride my face.
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(I am not about being wimpy, gross or anything demeaning or humiliating.)
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I would like to re-create a scene/story as below... let me know if you would like to completely re-create the interactions below, or if you would like to alter it some........
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You ask me, "do I look tasty?" I say "yes".. You smile and you tell me that you have plenty of tasty things for me to eat.. before I can even say anything you are on top of me and as I wonder what you are going to do...
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you continue to get on top of me and you sit right on my face. By now, you are aggressively riding my face. You just grind my lips, tongue mouth and my entire face. You cum multiple times... all while grabbing my head and pushing my tongue where it will please you most...you have me stick my tongue deeper, then deeper in your ass.. oh, utntil you cum again.... all over my face.. Now you tell me to stick my tongue out (I do) and you just ride my tongue as you please.......you now turn around.. you are tired by cumming so many times... but you want more. So you turn around to rest on me, and to bury your assss on my face.. you start by grinding that assss all over my face having me lick & tongue & eat it all! You then get a little energy back so you bounce that big ass on my face making me tongue fuck you in the process..... You continue to sit grind & ride my face until you just can't cum anymore.. So you lay down.. but you take me and bury my face inbetween your legs so I can continue to lick your thighs **** & ass while you rest.... after a while you get up and.... ????? You tell me.....
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I am a cute, sweet & innocent boy who needs the caring hand of a woman who appears to be cute sweet & innocent herself... but once we are alone she will show that she truly is a demanding woman who wants to take a cute innocent boy and make him pleasure you. A time only for you. You make this innocent boy bury his cute face between your legs as you make him........ ]]> | <![CDATA[I am a single white male with dark hair & eyes. I am a smart, witty, funny, happy easy going and active single white male in Pleasant Hill. If there is something to do tonight, I would say we should exchange some quick pics and witty banter to see if we might have some attraction & of course same flavor with out flow. I am very clean & healthy, but I still like to get out and have some beers and shots.. lets' live, but without crack. I do like my quality weed. Only dank nug, and no cigs. Whats the point?.. I like to get out & have fun... Lets chat & see if we would like to meet up and get a drink. ..maybe a shot or two!! ..I seek a a female who is open to no games and who wants to hang with a very handsome and very young looking single white male in Pleasant Hill... show me some of your flavor!!!]]> | <![CDATA[….where are you? I’ve searched under the bed, behind the couch, and even in the W4M section of CL. I spotted you once dancing in the warm vortex over the heating vent, and there was that time you skittered away as I walked quickly into the kitchen, but you’ve been elusive these past few months. Perhaps I shouldn’t have mopped the floor so well last time. You are nowhere to be found…..and to be honest, it’s not as much fun to be a sockmonkey without you. And so I find myself tossing my proverbial hat into this online ring.....hoping to find a match here. It’s a bit foggy in my hood so I’ll probably hang onto my proverbial coat for a while, but hey…who knows…if things work out here, I may both toss my proverbial pants in later....We'll see.
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I suppose I sould stop babbling on here and start into the self-promotional aspect of this post. Let’s face it; I’m supposed to be convincing YOU…the girl of my dreams/soulmate/dustbunny….to write back to ME. I’ll start with the vital stats coz despite what anyone claims; physical characteristics and vital stats are so often the deal breaker.
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Let’s see……..I’m single (that’s always a good start ;-)
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white-ish (Irish/Italian)
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and male (anatomically correct since birth)
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Married once in my twenties, amicably divorced in my thirties (at least I thought it was amicable) No kids of my own but I love all my friends kids and they seem to think I’m their favorite uncle.
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I date pretty regularly (not just from CL either) I guess I go thru hot and cold cycles socially (and rinse cycles too) but I’ve never been afraid to ask for a phone number when I think it’s appropriate (and sometimes when it’s grossly inappropriate)
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I’m 50 years old. Sometimes it surprises me when I say it. I guess this is the part where I say I look/act/dress/smell? younger. It’s true I tell ya!! I could easily pass for a man half my age if the room were poorly lit and I hid your glasses.
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I hope you don’t have a minimal height cut off coz I’m only about 5' 7" tall on a really good posture day. What can I say….I'm the runt of a particularly runty litter. I was told by a previous girlfriend that I look taller because my head is so small (is that a good thing?) I might be able to squeeze another inch out if I work on my posture. Pilates, yoga, rolfing, spiking my hair up. That's the kind of commitment I'm willing to make. If that fails, I could always wear heels. Maybe yours ☺
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Weighing in at a whopping 145lbs, I’m slim but I’m not scrawny. (OK maybe a little scrawny) I have muscles, just not the big bulging kind. I think of myself as *petite*, but in a manly way. Or is that manly in a petite way. I can never keep them straight.
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I have big blue eyes, two of them actually. One’s 20/20, the others kinda wonky. But it doesn’t wander off into the back of my head or anything spooky looking. It looks and acts normal but I just can’t see well out of it.
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And we all know, it’s better to “look well” than to “see well”
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I am a brown haired boy. Actually it’s sort of salt and peppery. But it’s still more pepper than salt so I’m still calling it brown. My hairline is sadly receding, which is an obvious euphemism for BALDING. I have one of those pointy widows peaks like Sting or Jack Nicholson. Actually my widow’s peak is looking a bit peak-ed these days. I think I’m about 12 months away from shaving my head.
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Speaking of shaving: I’m clean-shaven. No beard, goatee, sideburns, mutton chops, soul patch, chin fuzz, etc.
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No back hair either.
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No tats, piercing, or ritual scarring. I have nothing against them but the only advice my father ever gave me was, “Son, don’t ever get a tattoo. That’s how the cops will identify you.” He was a bit tight with the old parental advice so this one nugget means a lot to me.
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I do, however, have all my own teeth. A remarkable achievement since I spent most of my childhood in England, and had no access to dental floss technology.
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Since we are on the topic of personal grooming. I don’t sweat heavily nor do I have smelly feet. (too much info???….sure…but good to know anyway) I’ve been told by previous girlfriends/lovers that I have a really good natural body scent (not like the other smelly men) and my breath is sweet…even in the morning. Nonetheless (or is it nevertheless?) I bathe/brush regularly and vigorously.
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I am well groomed, well dressed, well read, and even well mannered when the occasion demands.
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I’m a relatively attractive man….or so I’ve been told (mostly by the visually impaired) I’m certainly not tall, dark and handsome but I have a sort of cute boyishness that a small subset of women seem to find ‘dead sexy”
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In the American tradition of celebrity look-alike I would be a cross between Jonathan Price, [the tony award winning actor best known for his roles in movies such as Brazil and as Peron in Evita ) and Sir Paul McCartney (the “cutest” Beatle) Obviously, I’m much younger than either of these guys and I’ve never been knighted by the queen. Altho, I have been hit on by a few “queens” in my day.
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Anyway, enough about the way I look. As you can tell by my attached photo, I’m not bad looking but I’m certainly not some drop dead gorgeous underwear model either. Altho, I do have some photos of me in my undies that I would be happy to email to you ;-)
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As for your personal stats….I’d like you to be shorter and lighter than me. That’s about it I think. It would be nice if I found you cute too. I’m a sucka for a pretty face.
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Personalitywise….I’m a mess….and I hope you are too. Not really. I'm a bit neurotic in some ways but I have minimal baggage for a man my age. Maybe one small, elegantly hand tooled, Italian leather, "carry on bag" only. Don’t worry, it fits in the overhead compartment and won’t fall out if there’s occasional turbulence. OK. I think I stretched that metaphor till it snapped.
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I'm very easy going, but I am very opinionated, and I can be quite sarcastic and cynical at times, but I’m more of cheeky monkey than a critical bastard.
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I’m definitely not the strong silent type. As you can probably tell from this epic reply (move over Gilgamesh) I’m quite chatty really. But I don’t babble on incessantly. I know when to shut up and listen. And, I’m comfortable with silence (just not my own;-)
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I think I'm very witty but my friends think I'm slightly delusional.
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I have an absurdist and rather dark sense of humor.
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I am self deprecating by nature but I have a healthy ego.
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I'm not soft but I think I inherited the Irish gene for sentimentality from my father. (think of a pub full of weepy Irishmen singing Danny Boy) I tend to tear up easily at Hallmark moments and particularly moving cat food commercials. Spielberg is my arch nemesis.
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My moms Italian, I inherited everything else from her.(except her ample bosom)
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I'm not clingy but I am tender and affectionate by nature.
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I really like to kiss, and I’m actually very good at it. (letters of reference from previous girlfriends available upon request)
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I like most of the usual urban distractions, art galleries, museums, restaurants, sunny cafes, dive bars, fake dive bars.
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I like to write. I find it relaxing (hence this epic poem of self promotion)
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I like sitting on the floor reading in bookstores. I prefer it if they have comfy chairs but they only seem to have those in the chain stores. Damn those chain stores with their delectable, overstuffed, velveteen chairs.
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I like the public library, especially the neighborhood branches (even though they smell funny). I love books, any kind of book. I think I may have a compulsive reading disorder.
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I love to dance, with a partner, or just alone, lost in the music. I’m more likely to bhangra than ballroom….but maybe I’ve just never met the right dance partner.
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I love the theater, especially alternative theater like the fringe festival.
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I really love film. Everything from subtitled indies to testosterone powered, big budget, wrap around sound stuff at the local multiplex.
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Don’t get me started on music. Name a genre and I’ll name an artist I love.
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OK...I can't think of any bagpipe musicians I like offhand.
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I’m no fashionista but I think of myself as a closet clotheshorse. I probably wear too much fleece to ever be called “stylish” but I have a sense of appropriate style for a man my age, and a true appreciation of style in others. I notice what other people wear far more than the average straight man. I know just the right shoes to wear with that vintage shirt, and I would never wear pleated pants or attach my phone to my belt.
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I’m neither an athlete nor a couch potato.
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I neither play nor watch any sports but I’m naturally agile and flexible.
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I like to hike and bike and climb around on stuff. I like to swing on rope swings and dive into lakes. I like to play Frisbee in the park and kick a soccer ball around. I like pilates and yoga but not Bikram yoga. It’s too damn hot.
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I think I’m inherently lazy interspersed with brief bouts of hyperactivity.
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I have a gym membership but I think it’s a soul sucking nightmare of a place; too many hamsters…too few wheels. And all those mirrors…who needs that!! But I try to go regularly b/c I’m vain and I want to look vaguely sexy in my underwear…..oh yeah…and it’s good for you.
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I like to stay up late and I like to sleep in late too.
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I like green, leafy shade on a sunny day.
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I like the amber glow of streetlights on a foggy night.
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I think toast is the "food of the gods"
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I like Peets coffee best. Cut with half and half.
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I like to dunk Pepperidge Farm Distinctive Chessmen butter cookies in my English Breakfast tea.
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I like dark beer, dark chocolate, and dark and stormy nights.
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OK now I’ve reduced this to an exercise in list making; a compulsive habit of mine (along with the excessive use of parenthetical asides). I guess it’s time to wrap this thing up.
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What exactly am I hoping to find by posting here? I don’t know really. I have no real set in stone criteria and I've found romantic/sexual attraction can be so variable and individualized. I’m basically looking for someone who is maybe a bit of an urban hipster, wannabee. Someone into underground, art house, alterna-burning-mannish type stuff, but not opposed to a nice dinner and the theater either, a trip to the playa or a trip to the wine country, Gary Danko or that pho place in the tenderloin. You get the picture…someone who enjoys the full spectrum of what’s out there.
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Are you: campy, theatrical, self deprecating, sarcastic, funny (ha ha or peculiar), a recovering catholic or a recovering gothic, an organ donor or recipient? Can you play the organ?? Do you grind an organ? Do you have a monkey? Would you like one?
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Do you dress funky and eclectic at times? (or maybe all the time) Do you have some cool shoes on your feet?
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If you are any, all or none of the above I will probably love you!!!
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Are you a nerdy, excitable dork with narcoleptic tendencies? When you wake up you should contact me.
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Are you a fire spinner? Fire breather? Firestarter? Fire fighter? Fire retardant? Have you ever been fired? Do you get fired up? Then fire off a message to me.
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I’m open to all types; ethnically, religiously, spiritually etc. That is I think I’m open to all types? I really should think about that a little more. What type are you? Type me a reply why dont’cha!!
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NO PRACTICING CANIBALS...OR REPUBLICANS……a man has to have some standards.
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I don’t care how much money you make, what you do for a living, or even if your unemployed (as long as it’s a temporary thing rather than a chronic thing) You just have to have some passion for something you do in your life. In the interest of full disclosure, I should confess that financially I'm probably not the best catch for a man my age in this high rolling city. I'm a public schoolteacher so I will never be rich, nor own a home within reasonable commuting distance of SF. Despite the lack of remuneration, I really love teaching more than anything I have ever done, and I think it makes a real difference in the world. I've fished for salmon in Alaska and drilled for oil in Montana. I've been a welder, a bartender and a male model. (OK. That last one I made up) But I've really found my calling with teaching. Even on the worst days (flu season) it makes me feel a little more hopeful for humanity.
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I think I may have babbled on far too long here. What else can I possibly say anyway. My horoscope sign is Pisces ( that’s supposed to be a good one I think ). If you have a horoscope sign then we’re a match. My Eneagram number is 7 ( I don't know what that means either but it’s gotta be lucky) What’s your number? As long as it's not 666...it should be ok. My Chinese horoscope is the Pig. (a much maligned yet delicious animal) If your animal sign isn’t well known for devouring mine, then were a good fit. I scored a 9.5 on the “Love Meter” at the county fair recently (that's considered a "red hot lover" according to their "strictly scientific" galvanic grading scale) I would like to meet someone that scored at least a 5 or above. I'm not currently on any medications, psychotropic or otherwise, and hopefully you’re not either. I'm no longer under house arrest but it’s not a problem if you are. I have a car and can drive over to your place until the ankle bracelet comes off. If you are currently incarcerated for a non-violent crime then I may be open to negotiation based on your release date and the current conjugal visitation rules of your facility. If you are of a species other than human we may not be a good fit, but I hate to be biased and exclusionary, so lets just say…..no fur and our genitalia have to match up accordingly.
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I think that’s about it. If any of this made you laugh, cry or sneeze repeatedly, then we may be soulmates…..so send me a reply, and we can go from there.
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I await your reply with baited (albeit fresh) breath
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I would first like to undertake a correspondence--one of *publishable, literary quality*-- that we will continue throughout our relationship.It would involve, naturally, a thoughtful mixture of "the raw and the cooked"-- the very graphic and finely elaborated interior responses: acts, plus stream of consciousness, and the like. Certainly the use of "crude and vulgar language" is, and will be, one element. But only one. Do I think that this is a viable project? Surely, yes. That is, if the right woman replies, and we work diligently. And as our relationship-- both on and off paper-- enters new and ever-more-engaging phases.
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I am especially seeking a novice in this area: I am very much attracted to a mixture of innocence and what might be called fiery need--a need never before engaged or fulfilled. But one caveat: this goes beyond, is more transgressive than, mild spanking.
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My "general role" will be that of the Older Man: The Guide, the Absent Father, The Father Confessor, The Disciplinarian, The Counselor--and, at times. The Consoler. (I am not a sugar daddy: there no financial'economic benefits.)
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I am friendly and personable--and you should be, too. And I also have a sense of humor--as you must have.
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Tell me about yourself at length. What you are reading, thinking, listening to, watching, feeling, and the like. And tell me, *graphically*, about your most submissive deep needs, and needs to please a man. Please do not send very mild fantasies. If that is your mindset, this would not be appropriate for you. And please tell me, in general, what you look like. ]]> | <![CDATA[I see to many postings of women searching for a well edgucated man who is fit healthy and has a very good job who is all about what he has that makes him a man. But to each thier own. Any how I am a man searching for a simple woman who may or may not smoke, doesnt mind that I do, she may drink on occasion even though I rarely drink and loves to laugh. I dont care if you have a job with a PHD. or a Masters or BS. you can be on aid for all I care, I just want a woman who is comfortable being with a man who has a job, not fit ( not because I want to but my working nights doesnt help) but I have a big warm heart, loves to laugh. I show lots of affection and dont mind if you have meat on your bones. I enjoy watching movies and traveling when time permits and spending quality time together. Race isnt an issue, age wise 40 to 60 no younger unless you like older men but I dont want one line responses or just a picture. tell a story about your self. and please no go to this site to see my picture. you will be deleted. well hope to hear from you.]]> | <![CDATA[Active, intelligent, handsome, stable man seeking same attributes in woman to share fun relationship.
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I look ten years younger in person than my age might indicate.
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Please respond with your picture, contact data, and something about yourself.
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Thanks.
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Chocolate Attractive Lady for Lunch, Fine Dining,Weekend Getaways and Adventure...
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Looking for Emotionally connected Sensual Relationship and Romance.
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for lunch,fine dining and weekend adventures.]]> | <![CDATA[So, in a nutshell, I'm searching for a girl who is attracted to emotionally unavailable guys who are going to treat them like crap. Below, I've included scenarios we can play out... I'm a good actor, so it can be any of these things.
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<b>POSSIBLE RELATIONSHIP IDEAS</b>
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1. I'm strictly religious (either Catholic or Mormon). I'll tell you that you're not right for me because you don't believe in my faith, and the number one thing in my life is god, but I'll still allow you to seduce me (I WILL call you harlot a few times). Then I will tell you how much I despise you because you made me a hypocrite but still hook up with you every other weekend. Other common activities will be me telling you about the youth group at my church and how when I advise them on Sundays I tell them to stay away from girls like you.
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2. I am terribly controlling and overbearing. I do not allow you to hang out with any of your male friends, even when you tell me they are gay, and show me pictures of them making out with other guys. When I'm over at your place, I will take the spare key to both your car and your house, just because I'm sure you'll need me to have it. You'll mistake my being controlling for actual affection and feel more appreciated the worse I restrict your lifestyle. When we break up, I will refuse to give you back the keys directly, telling you stories of how I already mailed it, or left it on your front porch, or threw it away in a fit of anger. The story will vary depending on my mood on the day you ask it. When we see each other a few months later, I'll spin a sob story about how being unemployed has emasculated me, and actually, I always wanted to give the keys back to you, if only you were to come visit me. Upon said visit, you'll trade various sexual favors for the keys, only to somehow feel cheated in the end.
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3. I'm an alcoholic (but only drink girly drinks) or a drug addict (only to designer drugs, or DXM). Because of my addiction, I am of course not able to drive, so you'll have to ferry me around everywhere. I will comment negatively on your driving though. Our dates will involve places like the liquor store and the methadone clinic. I will tell you how much you are helping me to get over my drug issues, and then when you're passed out search your purse for cash so I can buy more drugs and Midori sours. I will not help clean your car if I soil it, and even though I've told you I've cleaned up for meeting your parents, I'll actually be super high and hit on your dad.
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4. I'm married and have kids (twin girls). I won't tell you this right off, but I'll be sure you find out when I slip up and tell you I have to pick up the kids from school. At the same time, I'll tell you it's okay, I don't love my wife, but can't leave her because of the kids. I will promptly not mention the kids again. We will only be able to have car dates, of course, because your room mate is actually my wife's hair dresser, and I can't take you home... It's okay though, we can move the baby seat out of the way.
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5. Insert your own favorite one here. I am sure we can work it out.
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<b>THINGS THAT ARE PERMISSIBLE FOR YOU TO DO</b>
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1. You can try to break up with me. I will not be hurt by this of course, and seeing how little you meant to me will draw you back to me immediately. We can have sloppy post make up sex.
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2. Fight with your girl friends who tell you that I am a douche. I will be sure to tell you that they were right, further cementing your appreciation of me.
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3. Call your guy friends who are NOT emotionally unavailable and are NOT douches, all of whom think they'd be much better partners for you, and tell them of the terrible way that I treat you. You can tell them of the AWFUL sex we have, just to remind them of the sex they will never have with you.
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I am never married, bachelor, no kids, no GF and I am real only looking my life partner with a beautiful heart and soul like real soul mates. I am co-founder, core-executive, entrepreneur and work on my own startup company. I work as Director of software development. I am Leo and born on 8_8_1961. I am secure, confident, innocent, fun, dramatic loving and adventures together. A true soul mate match. I am a calm person (I don't lose my temper easily) but at the same time I am very active. I like to look at the person interior and find the real person's soul. I would love to find someone to help her having her dreams come thought. I like always to see the positive side of the life even when things don't work like I expect. We always can learn something new. I like to be nice and interact with nice people. I am looking for some complicity, have some good time together. Some good friendship... some hope for dream together.... the rest? Who knows? I keep myself in good shape and have a lot of energy to spend. I am an international professional and love learns new things every day. I like to spend spare time outside as well as inside quietly with a special woman.
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I believe life has so much to offer; it really needs to be enjoyed, experienced and lived! - too many people just go through the motions. I like experiencing a wide variety of lives and enjoy both ends of the spectrum on a number of different continuums. I have lived enough to see the ups and downs of life, but even though I've experienced my fair share of pitfalls, I believe (and others around always tell me as well) that I am a very positive, motivated person and have a good head on my shoulders. That doesn't preclude the fact that I also have an emotional side - I think allowing ourselves to experience our emotions (the most important being the ability to enjoy life, not just live it) is the key to a fulfilling life. I am looking for that Miss. Right who is kind, fun, intelligent and wants a real partner (in all aspects) in her life. I have my own startup business, but I don't let it consume me. I believe that family time and hopefully my partner in my life, all extremely important and really what life is worth living for. I also love taking in the beauty of our natural surroundings as much as I can. Even with my busy life, I also think time for myself is important. I think having a life partner who also shared my thoughts would be another avenue to express our passion to each other. I also enjoy dinners, evenings out and long drive next to the waterfront. I am a professional, educated, looking someone who enjoys a good conversation over dinner, who likes getting out and experiencing new things as well as comfortable with some evenings at home. I am looking for someone who wants to settle down and who loves family life, and can embrace each other as well as love forever. I believe that 'us' time is also essential in this crazy world to keep a relationship strong and vital. I would love someone that is my best friend, someone with whom I can share wonderful discussions, see exciting and beautiful places, and someone with which I can simply share 'the excitement of life'!
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I am very much spiritual man and using nature activities and some walking meditation, and I am learning some interesting techniques I can continue on your own. I am enjoying the beauty of the nature trails, sit by the pond, or visit the nearby beaches. I am here for you to encourage you on your path, and share in spiritual friendship and love you are looking for. I do enjoying cooking, singing, cleaning, home-improvement, gardening, hard working towards my future and walking beside the beach in this romantic weather outside. As you should also know singing is my hobby and I am well known singer. I have been singing from the age of 8.
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Looking for a good heart, gentle, educated, polite and caring woman to be with her forever. I am only looking a beautiful heart, soul and character. I offer all my heart, soul, attention, and education, caring and love, which wants to stay for whole my life! Physically I expect you to be in a good shape and healthy. I don't expect you to be a movie star or an athlete because I am not. I am a real guy! Also, please, no games! I don't have time for that! Very honestly telling you that I am only looking for a beautiful heart not the looks. And ever lasting relationship is my pre-requisition. This much only I have to say.
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If you are looking real soulmate love/LTR, then please write back and send me your pictures to my this email then I will send you mine as well. I only send pictures to you if you are real interested in LTR and looking for marriage only.
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That much I have to say. ]]> | <![CDATA[Over the past few days I have finally decided to settle. I am making SF my home after travelling and living in various countries for the past 10 years. The years of travel have been life and soul enriching; I have no regrets.
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Friends describe me as "vibrant... authentic... warm... engaging... loyal... and..." Although I've been a consultant in the corporate and non-profit worlds, I am a man with many interests. I have worked in many different industries and am currently working in biotech. I am financially stable with my own apartment and car.
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You are just as likely to find me playing outdoors or relaxing with friends and family, as you are to find me focused on a project or hobby that catches my fancy.
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I'm seeking an intelligent (and good communicator!), sophisticated (and FUN!) woman to complement my life. She must have a great sense of humor because I love to LAUGH. She must also enjoy hikes and adventures at the weekends.
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Although I lead a full life, am passionate about many causes, enjoy a close network of family and friends, I am aware of the joy and satisfaction that the right woman who "fits" (and is fit!) would bring to me -- and the joy and satisfaction that I could bring to her. Chemistry is important so we must have a "spark".
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As for me, I'm 32, 6' slim of asian origin, usually athletic. I'm smart, had a classical British education, and can be quite the smart ass at times.
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If you are serious about finding the right man who "fits" with a "spark", please say hello.
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Thanks for stopping by!
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No weirdos or stalkers please!]]> | <![CDATA[Well where to start??? Well i'm a latin man brown skin 5'9" brown eye's and weigh about 230lbs (working on that)!!! Got out of a relationship that i've been in for 4yrs and really want to move on!!! I'm smart and very funny like to have fun and enjoy life. I'm looking for someone who is cool and chill, smart and funny not to up tight! I do have tattos so if you like that it's a plus and if you have some thats double the points!!! well write back if your intrested a pic gets a pic and a number gets a number!! Can't wait to hear from you!!]]> | <![CDATA[I'm a few months out of a long-term relationship, and I'd really like to go out on a date this weekend and try to find chemistry with a nice woman. Let's have lunch tomorrow and then go for a walk to to get to know each other. I'm looking to find someone outgoing, who wants to learn, discover new things, and enjoy life!
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I'm 5'11", 180 lbs., brown hair/green eyes. I'm grad-school educated, and teach here in the bay area at several different colleges. I enjoy the outdoors, and I like to work out/run and frequent the gym as well. I'm really into movies, love going out to see live music, and have played in numerous bands all my life. I also enjoy trying new things, going to new places, and have a goofy sense of humor to boot!
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I have pics to trade, so send over a response with a bit about you and we can go from there... ]]> | <![CDATA[I am an attractive 39 year-old Caucasian
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professional. I am intelligent, successful and
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educated with a PhD from a top university. I've
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also been told that I am a very caring and all-around
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"nice" person.
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I am looking for an attractive lady who is open to
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a somewhat different relationship. I have found that
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I get an enormous thrill from physically pleasing a
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woman. At the risk of being too explicit for this
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forum, I will just say that I have been told by
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many previous partners that my skills in pleasing a
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woman orally are without equal.
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Perhaps you could close your eyes and imagine that
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you are on the very threshold of ecstasy--that
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unique place where my touch, my kiss are at the
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same time both unbearable and irresistible. The point
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where you feel you simply cannot go on--but you
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also want it never to stop. My thrill is to find that
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place and to take you there and linger for a
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while. And then when you are ready, push you across that
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threshold, perhaps gently, perhaps explosively.
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I am looking for ONE open-minded, attractive lady
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who would appreciate having a man totally focus on
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her pleasure. Safety and discretion are very important to me. I
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do not want someone who is active with numerous
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people. I'm looking either for someone who is alone or in
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a monogamous relationship.
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I believe in being completely honest, so I must
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confide that I am married. I am happy with my
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marriage in many ways, but my wife no longer has
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the desire she once had. I truly crave the opportunity
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to bring my skills to bear on a willing partner.
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Someone who can appreciate what I have to offer.
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Because of my situation, I do need to be very
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discreet.
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You will notice that I did not post this in the
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"casual sex." area. This is because I am NOT
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looking for a one-time encounter or multiple partners. I
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hope to find one lady who will continue to see me
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as long as she enjoys our relationship.
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I understand that my proposition may not be
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attractive to everyone. But if you are intrigued,
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if you think that what I can offer may bring a little
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extra excitement or joy to your life, then I urge
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you to write to me. I am open as far as age and
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race go. My only requirement is that you not be
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overweight. Also, it would be wonderful if you
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have a place where we could meet discreetly, assuming
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that things move forward. (However that is not a
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requirement).
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Of course, it goes without saying that I expect
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nothing on the first encounter except meeting to
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talk in a safe and public place. I am flexible on
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the limitations of the relationship, but if it
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were to include a good friendship and level of mutual
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caring, that would be very nice.
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Thank you for reading my posting and I hope to
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hear from you. ]]> | <![CDATA[hi out there in cl land . i am a fun guy that is a little laid back . i do like to go out for dinner
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and a drink and a day trip . i am in my forty and looking for some one around my age . i like
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to cook do garden and ride my mountian bike around town . i have a pic so you frist then me .
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i have short brown hair and eyes six foot tall and about 220 lbs . have a good day ]]> | <![CDATA[I don't have time for a "typical/conventional" relationship, I have a very strong sexual drive and want to find one lady to satisfy that need, you will find me physically fit, clean, no drama, 420 friendly, have a nice home for us to play in
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I'm in my 50's and am looking for a fit, female over 30...I have no interest in anyone younger, nor am I interested in IM'ing or going to another web site to see you.
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I'm a real Caucasian male, single .. you will be compensated for your time like a good courtesan should be...let's meet, greet and we'll go from there...how about telling me a little about you when you write back
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Thanks]]> | <![CDATA[Hi<br><br>
If you're reading this, then I think we already have something in common. I have lots of good, close friends, but I'm looking for a special lady to share good times together with. I keep busy with work and building a business, and I try to use my free time doing things that I enjoy. I haven't managed to get out that often lately, though. As busy as I try to keep myself, I can't help but feel incomplete. I'm hoping that by posting an ad here that I might meet an understanding woman with similar circumstances.<br><br>
A little bit about myself:<br><br>
I am a handsome white male, 6 foot, 185 pounds, with dark hair and eyes. I live in downtown San Jose and believe that I am fun, thoughtful, creative, easy going, shy & young at heart. I can be romantic and passionate when the times are right. When I was younger, I was a bit of a punker, and was involved in the music scene. I enjoyed traveling, experiencing new aspects of life and trying to accomplish the unthinkable. Now that I'm a bit older, I've calmed down and my interests lately focus on mechanics, prototyping and machining. I've never been married, don't have any kids, and I am very open minded, so I hope that you will be too.<br><br>
I'm interested in meeting an attractive, down to earth, intelligent woman that thinks she can handle an individual with an abstract mind, such as myself. I would like if she was balanced in her desire for adventure, but enjoyed quiet/cozy time as well. Also, I would be thrilled if she was emotionally available and perhaps be okay with the possibility of monogamy. eeek, is that going too far?<br><br>
I'd be happy to send you a picture of myself, just ask. If you do reply, please type your favorite color in the subject line.<br><br>
Until later...]]> | <![CDATA[
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I am searching for an ongoing connection with a real, sane female who would like to explore her submissive desires, whether she is a beginner or experienced. I am 42, well-educated, stylish, friendly, clean and sane. I have the right combination of wonderful experiences and unfulfilled fantasies and going from there, we could develop our fantasies together. ‘Gentle submission’ means we take our time to develop mutual trust, which will then be the basis for you to always stay comfortable as we will slowly explore your submissive side. I am also creative enough to render our adventures unforgettable.
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As for how we engage each other, I would like you to be able to intelligently convey your thoughts via email for interesting and provocative discussions. As stated in the title, I am looking for an intelligent woman. Of course we will meet and play off-line. That is a given and you should be ok with that, or don't respond. I am not looking for purely fantasy, but a mix of reality and fantasy....where we make your fantasies a reality.
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So if this posting appeals to you, be ready to share one with me soon. I will do the same, and will send more if we find a connection.
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I will hear from you soon... ]]> | <![CDATA[I am 25 years old, college educated, employed and looking for someone between the ages of 22-32 who would like to share some interests together and develop a dating relationship.
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I consider myself confident but kind. I'm focused on achieving large life goals but I make sure to have fun along the way. I'm most satisfied when I have achieved something I have worked hard for. I'm willing to put in the work for you too. Education is important to me and I repect the fact that education comes in many forms. I prefer curiosity over ignorance. I do best when confiding in one personal and tend not to like small groups or large crowds. Would you like to be that person?
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Physical basics about me - I have a nice physique and dark brown eyes and hair that I sometimes wear straight and sometimes allow to have a natural curl. It depends on how I care for it or style it. My face allows me to easily move between clean shaven and the 5 o'clock shadow look. Most people consider me to be handsome.
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I like to stay active by going to the gym (lifting, cardio, yoga) or hiking throughout the Bay Area. It would be great if you had a physical pursuit which you are passionate about and practice regulary. I do tend to be most attracted to fit women who share my lifestyle.
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My other interests are basic but varied. They include going to the movies, volunteering (especially regarding youth and education), reading, frequenting cafes, cooking or spending a day in the city. I also like attending live shows or performances.
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Please reply by telling me a little about yourself and what you are looking for.
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Yes, the picture below is me. I will send a face picture if you are interested and send a response telling me about you.
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Here is something about me:
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- Chinese professional
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- 5'9"slim built
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- divorced and live alone
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- don't smoke and don't drink alcohol
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- live a simple life
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- non-materialistic but admire style and elegance
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- considerate
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- a bit nerdy
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- enjoy intelligent conversations
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Looking for someone who is
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- under 44
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- witty
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- has a simple life-style
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- kind and generous towards others
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- like to keep learning
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If you are interested, let's start a conversation ...
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Looking for a girl to have some fun with. Sci-Fi Movies, Sex, Rock'n Roll. I want to meet a cool chick. I'm shy.
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420 friendly]]> | <![CDATA[hola soy latino tengo 31 ańos de edad, me cosidero alegre, me gusta salir a divertirme, a bailar no tengo vicios
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y me gustaria conoser a alguien con los mismos gustos que yo soy. si a alguien le interesa manden su mensaje
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con foto y les mando la mia tengo muchas fotos para compartir]]> | <![CDATA[Hi there, I am a cute, funny and intelligent Italian guy (Made in Italy) with a professional job. 5.11, 170. I am an honest person, down-to-earth, and easy to get along with - more you get to know me, more you will like me ....100% money back guaranteed ;-)
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Passion and family values are very important to me and I hope they are for you to.
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The reason why I decided to put an ad on CL is because, fortunately-unfortunately I don't like "picking up girls" at bars :-) and kind of sick of the scene.
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Well, if you are down to heart, intelligent, funny, honest, genuine with good values and would like to take a journey with an authentic and romantic Italian guy (who also knows how to cook good Italian food) then I would love to hear from you.
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“Life without love is an empty void. Life with love: look forward to living every day with anticipation”
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Ciao,
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I'm 30, 6'2 tall, MBA grad, marketing guy, who loves to watch movies, tv, go to museums , the beach, comedy clubs, concerts. I'm up for anything entertaining and can be happy renting a movie or a night on the town.
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Anyway, check out my pics and let me know what you think, maybe we could have some fun!]]> | <![CDATA[Before you flag me for being in the wrong section, I am posting here because I am looking for something ongoing with the right person, not just a one time fling. I am genuine and serious about this.
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I am ideally looking for something regular and ongoing. A women I get
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along with. Have chemistry with. Can have a few laughs with as well
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as a mind blowing time in the bedroom. Your classic friend with
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benefits.
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I'm 37, in good shape, attractive, well educated, professional,
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discrete and fun in the bedroom. I do not want to end my relationship
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(or impact yours if you are in one) but something is missing and I
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need that passion. That kink. That wild experimental side that is
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missing. No drama, no complications.
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Safety is very important and protection is a must. I want this to be
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with just one person so we know what the other one is up to.
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I know there are women out there in the same situation as me (or you
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just love the idea of a fwb and don't care that I have a gf). We just
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need to find each other.
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Drop me a note and lets chat. Yes pictures will be required at some
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point. And since I put out the post, I get to see you first. Its
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only fair.
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To filter out all of the spam please put "your new FWB" in the title of your response. Thanks.
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]]> | <![CDATA[I'm seeking an attractive woman, 23-37, who wants to explore her sexually submissive side in the bedroom - with the right man, within a beneficial arrangement - a sugar daddy, if you prefer - where we share friendship, trust, and the intimacy of an erotic exploration of submission. Naturally, I will ensure that your bills are taken care of - the better to allow you to concentrate on more important things in the bedroom. I seek a drama-free, perhaps weekly get-together for a few hours. Something we can both look back on with a smile. A form of erotic "personal growth". if you will...
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Outside the bedroom you're confident, educated, perhaps quite accomplished, a woman who expects to be treated as an equal in all ways. But once the bedroom doors close, another side of you -the side you keep hidden in your public life - comes forth. Your pulse quickens at the thought of a confident man taking control with the kind of creativity and insight that make it so arousing to submit to him. It's so many little things - the way he leads you to the bedroom, asking if you’ve been flirting with other men, or if you've been letting those naughty fingers of yours console those most sensitive places…you know full well where this is leading - you tell him, in the most apologetic tones, that you just can’t help yourself....the electric arousal you feel as he looks you in the eyes, cups your chin in his hand, looks right into your eyes, and tells you a spanking is the only way you'll learn- and on the bare bottom, of course. It's the way he takes you across his knee, your bottom perfectly positioned over his lap - one of his strong arms pinning your wrists to the small of your back as he flips your skirt up and slowly, so very slowly, takes your panties down as his palm caresses your bare bottom, fingertips stroking the most private, sensitive places as he lectures you on the dangers of self-gratification. It's the way that he frequently pauses during the spanking so that his probing fingers can casually check to see if , heaven forbid, you're actually getting turned on by having your bare bottom spanked...alas, long, leisurely minutes of deep probing make it abundantly clear you are absolutely incorrigible and haven't learned a thing - but what's an alpha male to do with such an oversexed young lady? Further spanking is in order, but it would be such a shame not to put such abundant wetness to good use. Those, and so many other images you've imagined, keep you squirming with unfulfilled desire...desire that your vanilla lovemaking sessions never seem to fully satisfy. But it's more than merely his physical touch - it's the tone of his voice, the words he carefully chooses.....and after the spanking, its the way he firmly grips your hair as he guides you in the perfect position in which to demonstrate your complete submission.....and the pleasure he'll soon return, for he is a man who appreciates the gift of your submission and knows how to show it, patiently,skillfully, in all ways, ensuring your desire to return for more mentoring in the art of submission...and finally, its the incredibly arousing way his hands grasp and stroke your well-spanked bottom as you ride him, the menacing feel of his palms reminding you of his mastery, and spurring you on to greater efforts to please him...
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And though this personal is loaded with sexual imagery - the better to get your attention - I'm not one-dimensional or crude. I'm well-rounded, a highly educated prof'l, responsible and mature -and highly experienced in matters relating to teaching a woman so much about her submissive side...and I understand the thought of answering a personal as highly charged as this takes a bit of nerve and courage, for you are not someone who would normally answer a personal such as this one. But fear not -I have a great sense of humor, am very down to earth, great company, and someone you'd want to take home to mom. I'm tall (6'2"), dark hair and eyes, very attractive, athletic, fit, and extremely healthy. and I'm wise enough to know that this is a power exchange that you give solely with your permission, that we are acting out some hard-wired aspects of our sexuality that need acting out, that just because you're giving me some power in the bedroom doesn't mean I'll abuse it. I know that this is just one side of you, that it does not extend outside the bedroom, and that you need to feel completely safe and trust me enough to even consider this. Your submission is a gift - and you expect that a man who comes across like this will know a thing or two about ensuring you multiple orgasms throughout a leisurely afternoon...
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The woman I seek - and I seek ONE woman only - is between 23 and 37, fit and attractive, intelligent and mature. If i've enticed you, drop me a note and tell me a bit about yourself. I envision getting together a few times a month or so, as I have a busy schedule and assume you do as well. As to the level of the monthly stipend I provide, I'm certain you would find it more than sufficient. And while this arrangement doesn't involve romance or a relationship in the traditional sense, it should does involve friendship, support, respect - something we can both look back on with a big smile I'm pretty picky, and hope you are as well. Thank you.
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I use good organic massage oil with good hands to make the body and mind feel good and relax from the head to toe.
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I am very good looking young male, single, fit, very clean and respectful.
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Look forward to hear from you.
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5. have a big-heart and make a great boyfriend/relationship partner
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6. am able to communicate
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7. am loyal
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8. am honest
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9. will not hold grudges
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10. Love going to amusement parks
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11. enjoy concerts
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12. I exercise regularly
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13. will never physically/verbally hurt you
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14. am always eager to learn
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15. I enjoy Japanese, Mexican & Thai food
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16. am allergic to any foods with gluten in it
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17. love pets; mine passed away, but would love another dog
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18. I am dependable
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19. Listen to Taylor Swift, Lady GaGa, some rap, r&b, country & alternative
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20. Listen to Alice radio and Wild 94.9 amongst othhers
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21. I am affectionate and open minded
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22. Always interested in trying new things
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23. Adventurous
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24, Tired of the casual dating scene
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25. Ready to commit to one person
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26. Am drug & STD free.
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27. Drink socially and rarely
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28. Have met Jerry Brown
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29. Have my AA & AS degrees in Early Childhood Education
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30. Have my BA in Liberaal Arts
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31. Am a state council Representative for the SCTA (Student California Teachers Association)
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32. I own a PS3, enjoy playing Final Fantasy Games/ RPG
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Someone who over time will come to trust me and prefers that I make some/many decisions for her (from what to wear to what film to watch together).
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This is a serious offer, coupled with a healthy coaching & guidance component to help you in whatever way you feel you need most in your life. Perhaps to improve your attitude, behavior or simply to help you focus your energy toward achieving your career, health, budget or other personal development goals. I'm seeking fun as well as to understand where a good spanking may be therapeutic (emotional release), motivational (helping you achieve positive changes in your life), behavioral (to keep you accountable to your agreements with yourself), or simply a stress relief (so you can feel grounded again). The focus would be yours, and the program tailored to your individual needs.
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The person I seek would be attractive (not substantially overweight), intelligent, physically and mentally healthy, and with no drugs or serious alcohol problems. An age range of 30-50 seems reasonable to me although I can imagine exceptional women outside that range could benefit.
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I am an artist, peaceful and comfortable lifestyle, positive energy, spontaneous, big heard, very passionate, speak multiple languages, love to travel, culture, art, cooking, movies, and I enjoy being alone too. please drop a few line.
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Love and blessing
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Clean and smelling nice? I just got out of the shower.
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To start, I am a compassionate, honest, nice guy next door. I am giving, romantic, and love to cuddle. I am educated, articulate, and have a fun and sometimes dry sense of humor. I am not a player and I am not religious. I believe honesty and communication are the foundation of a good, healthy relationship as are intimacy and romance.
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I am looking for a woman, between 43 and 57 years old, who enjoys doing the same things I do. I am looking for a woman with a pretty smile, a pleasant laugh and a fun sense of humor. I am looking for a compassionate friend, a charming companion, and a passionate lover. I prefer that she is ok with cats and lives in the East Bay.
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Someone who cares...
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Special guy here...caucasian...young 65...living a healthy lifestyle...slim...sensitive...well educated...
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Between 55-65
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In Berkeley or very nearby...
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I am looking for a educated, single/divorced, professional, gal . laugh and can laugh at themselves as if you can't do that then you shouldn't be making jokes about others. I want someone for intelligent discourse as well as light hearted laughter. I can be shy at the beginning but I am trying to be more open. If you ask questions I have no problem answering them. I want someone who has nothing to hide and I always tell the truth. To be honest what I am really looking for is someone I can be myself with at all times and not has to worry about what they will think of me and I would want the guy to feel the same way. I want to meet my best friend, someone I can tell everything to and not have them judge. Just listen when I need to talk and talk when I need them too.
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I also like going to the Alameda County During the Summer here in Pleasanton- and I also like to go to the Good Guys Rod and Custom Car Show also at the Alameda County Fairgrounds as well. I also want to try to take scuba diving lessons or sailing lessons too. I also would love to Climb the Mountain Called K-2 in Pakistan as well. it's one I want to knock off my List as well.
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Before this Year of 2010- is over with I would love to have a new friend and then after we really know each other I would like a Boyfriend/Girlfriend Relationship. I also would like to loose my Virginity before the end of 2010 as well. I was one of those people who decided to wait untill I got Married someday but you never know when your time is up on this earth and so I would like to have that wonderful experience of loosing my Virginity as well. I also would like the Girl that I am with in that way to one day hopefully to be the one that I wind up getting Married to as well.
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I am Open to any Race White, Black. Asian, Japaneese, Thai, whatever is out there. I am leaving this up to Fate. Please send me a Letter or a Picture. All I ask is that your a Real Person-
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I tried to continue the conversation, but didn't get a vibe from you.
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Looking for a woman for taday or later in the week. I am available either working hours or later..
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Need to know more? Ask away from me.....
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Here's a little about me. Like I said I have a job that I love. Nothing is better then being a rigger. I get to climb really high, get a kick ass workout, and find my heart pumping from doing something most people would never try. My team of coworkers are awesome and even though the hours are crazy it pays the bills! This being said I am pursuing a career in the fire service right now. I am slowly gaining the experience I need to make that dream a reality by volunteering. I take this passion very serious and the level of dedication I bring to studying and staying in shape for my future shows. However, I can flip the switch when I want to and settle into my standard laid back, goofball ways whenever. I think that my sense of humor opens up alot of doors and keeps my friends in my corner. I grew up in the bay area and I think that has given me a level of culture and respect that not alot of people have. I can almost always blend into any group of people I want. Physically I am not bad to look at. I am tall, 6'0, with a long athletic build. I work hard in the gym and it shows. I have great arms, chest, abs and butt! I have wavy brown hair with green eyes. I have to stay clean cut but would otherwise rock a goatee. I know how important clean teeth are and I like to show em off with a big grin all the time. I guess other than that I am a bit of an artist and love to draw, paint, and build. Being outside and enjoying nature is also a huge interest to me. I guess I was never the video game type (unless its mario kart!).
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I would love to find my dream girl but know the chances of that are slim. Here are somethings though that really catch my eye. I absolutely LOVE someone smart. I like to think I am smarter then your average bear but still adore someone who can teach me something. Hopefully you have a sense of humor. I think being able to make someone laugh usually indicates a high level of intelligence on their part. So if you can crack me up then I know I will have a instant crush on you. Hopefully you are driven and are pursuing one of your passions. That usually translates into confidence and a girl with confidence proves to be extremely attractive. Physically I'm just going to throw some things out there that is a guarantee to turn my head every time. I always have loved tall girls. Maybe because I have always been athletic but I definitely don't mind looking eye to eye with you. Green eyes! Whooo... Green eyes and I am like putty in your hands. A longer nose is always elegant and attractive. I guess it would be nice if you were in shape and athletic because I am and its tough to keep up sometimes. That being said, where I am from a little junk in the trunk is never a bad thing. If you tend to gain weight in your hips but or thighs well I wont complain. haha. I am white but your ethnicity doesn't matter to me. I guess it would be nice if you were close to my age but I am open to whatever.
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Well that's my little wish-list right there. If you have any of these qualities or are attracted to anything I wrote then I would love to hear back from you. I have more pictures and would love to see some of you.That pictures from Bay to Breakers by the way. Hopefully I hear from you soon!]]> | <![CDATA[This ad is intended for folks who have some time to meet up in the near future or at least have a chat, not folks who are looking for a penpal.
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I’m an idealistic, but grounded New Yorker who believes in trusting the universe and the power of words. I’m prone to puns, sarcasm, telling several stories at once, and long bouts of cuddling. I value ideals over income, but I know we all need to eat. I enjoy leaving the house and doing things as much as responsibilities allow like going dancing, to readings plays concerts etc.
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I’m a writer, an academic, teacher, a tea drinker, sometimes a performer and poet, a dancing fool, a devoted friend, a believer in community, anti-ism across the board (which is really the same as being pro-human in the best way i can), and profoundly anti the Presidential kind of Bush.
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I would like to one day attach high heels to the sides of my canes (the walking kind).
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If I could find a way to insert interpretive dancing into this ad I would.
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If I were a an object in a museum it was guessed i would be a dali painting, but actually i would be a matisse
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I could do the whole telling observations of friends as a plug for some of the major upshots of making space for me in your life, but that’s like a cheat sheet for getting to know someone and there are some things even our modern age can’t speed up. Besides the electricity you feel when you are really connected to someone and vice versa, you can’t create with a string of adjectives and that connection is what I want.
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Chances of such a moment with me are greatly improved by an appreciation for sarcasm, people who think too much, imperfection, flirtatious banter, music, art, books and writers. Having a passion and a plan are important to me too. A spiritual life and left politics are pluses.Self awareness and good communication skills are a must. In terms of dating, smokers, polyamoury and parents don't really work for me.
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No generic responses please. happy hunting.
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Aether an experienced one to show me the ropes, or a newbie like me, and we can explore together.
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I am a SWM 6' 200 brown hair, blue eyes. Can meet ahead of time today. Have pics]]> | <![CDATA[ A latina who smokes pot.
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Any age,size.
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I just want to make a new friend,hang out
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and get high.
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Lots of nice places around here to grab a drink and watch the sunset.
Thinking the Dead Fish, Or the Front Room in Vallejo, or someplace in Benicia.
Lets enjoy this beautiful night.]]> | <![CDATA[I am fun, cultured, sincere, genuine, hilarious, easy going, intelligent, sarcastic, witty, charming, warm-hearted and compassionate. I am not trying to send you some BS to stand out in all of the email you probably get, but I am genuine and drama free. So let me know if you are interested and we can chat further to see if there is a connection. No pic, no reply! Hope to talk to you soon. ]]> |
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