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<![CDATA[hello my name is ricardo and I'm looking for my other half, I'm Latino, dark, chubby good feelings, dark brown eyes, I would like to know some simple's webcam not like the luxury that is not materialistic, and besides that I know want, and know regain confidence in a woman is that I have had bad experiences with women 'and therefore I am my shy, and besides have not had time partner in the 4 years I have lived here in seattle, I would like to know a person who speaks a little Spanish, the thing that I speak very little English, I hope and find that person if you are interested in this posting I hope your message. hola mi nombre es Ricardo y estoy buscando a mi otra mitad, soy latino, moreno, gordito sentimientos buenos, ojos castaño oscuro, me gustaría saber no webcam algunas simples como el lujo que no es materialista, y además Sé que desee y, a saber recuperar la confianza en una mujer es que he tenido malas experiencias con las mujeres "y por lo tanto yo soy mi tímido, y además no han tenido tiempo de pareja en los 4 años que vivo aquí en Seattle, me gustaría conocer a una persona que habla un poco de español, lo que hablo muy poco Inglés, espero encontrar a esa persona y si usted está interesado en este anuncio espero su mensaje.]]>

<![CDATA[Please if you are a princess that is going to make me register to get your number, or want me to aim you, or want me to jump through loops, DONT EVEN EMAIL ME. I want someone that just wants to go and experience life and what it has to offer. I don't want a quick fuck buddy. I'm a 24 yr old male who has recently graduated college. I have a great job that makes me very financially secure allowing me to cherish life. I live downtown in a great apartment that I love to chill with friends and drink wine on my balcony. I'm very athletic and in great shape. I want a princess that wants to be treated like everyday is better than the last together. I just want something real that can evolve possibly into a life long relationship. If you are afraid to meet then please don't email because this real life and we can't have a good time chasing one another around with websites and emails. So please just be real in your email. Please a pic or no response from me. Sorry, to be blunt but I know what I want in my life and what I don't! Please don't waste my time with trying to make me register, I'm not a creep!]]>

<![CDATA[hey bored off work trying to meet someone cool im 30 white 220 five foot ten built have my own place and am just chillen text me and we can exchange pics or what not two zero six four four six ten seventy two]]>

<![CDATA[I am newly single from St. Louis, 5'7, nicely built, and have a cool azz personality. I have a good sense of humor, honest, and easy going. I have my own place, work hard, and play hard. I just want to go out, have fun, and enjoy the company of a nice woman that has flavor & style. I want to meet a woman with a good personality, positive attitude, and fun to be around. You must be drama free, confident, attractive, & single. Also, you should be employed, have your own place, and your own transportation. If you are trying to enjoy 2010 and you like what you see, email me a reply.... **NO PICTURE = NO REPLY** NO EXCEPTIONS]]>

<![CDATA[Spring's here and it's time for a change. I'm looking for a lady who's not always thinking about herself. I"m the driver for my Engine Company at the Fire Dept I work at, and I also work with kids at one of the local school districts. I'm 6'3" with dark brown hair and blue eyes. I love to travel and experience different things, and I would hope you do, too. I am a bit of an adrenaline junkie when it comes to work, and driving fast. I lived in Germany for a while, and enjoy German culture. Although, I come from a very Irish family. Yes, I'm real. Not some fake computer..... so here's my question to you: I stepped out of my comfort zone to put this up. Are you going to step out of yours to write back?]]>

<![CDATA[could you be her? Me....easy going, got some trouble right now but I'll be fine. I could use a best friend right now. I'm a romantic guy that likes to buy my woman little things just to let her know I was thinking about her. I'll do the cooking n dishes too. I'll make you laugh when you thought things were the worst they could get. I'll dance with you till you cant stand anymore. I dont care if you smoke or drink some beers on friday night. Write me, you might just be the one.]]>

<![CDATA[OK So where to start at 33/M brown hair golden eye or golden brown. i know coffee an my be a phone call then coffee.. So plz mail me a cell.. i send pic in new mail ones i know your there........]]>

<![CDATA[I'm 6' 220lbs short hair clean and strong build looking for some excitment. This is a real thing so don't respond unless you are for real. Please send pic and you will get one back.]]>

<![CDATA[Poly male 49 in open relationship seeking a BBW as lover and friend. 30 + SSBBW ok, understanding caring, sexual. friendly, non vanilla. Be in Snohomish or north King or south Skagit, open minded and honest. Married ok with permission, no cheating. Is this you? Hope to hear from you, please put "BBW" in title of reply.]]>

<![CDATA[HI, I AM SINGLE WHITE PROFESSIONAL MALE NEW TO THE SEATTLE AREA. I AM 45, BROWN HAIR AND HAZEL EYES, 5'10" 175LBS AND AM FIT. I HAVE NO KIDS AND NO EX-WIFE. I LIKE TO ENJOY MY FREE TIME AND TRAVEL. I AM SEEKING SOMEONE FIRST FOR FRIENDSHIP AND COMPANIONSHIP. I AM NOT INTO GAMES AND NOT INTERESTED IN MEETING PLAYERS. IF YOU ARE INTERESTED RESPOND BACK AND TELL ME MORE ABOUT YOURSELF WITH EITHER AN EMAIL ADDRESS OR PHONE NO. YOUR RACE AND FAITH IS NOT WHAT IS IMPORTANT, IT IS WHAT IS INSIDE YOUR HEART THAT IS IMPORTANT. AND BY THE WAY....DO YOU KNOW WHERE I TOOK THESE PICTURES???????.....MAYBE WE CAN SEE THEM AGAIN TOGETHER....GET IN TOUCH...THANKS.]]>

<![CDATA[i am 5,7 latin whit 2 kids they are on moms house hard working loyal, you tall ok whit kids can be good please be honest i dont need a beautiful girl whit out mind if you are the one let me now please send a pic ]]>

<![CDATA[HI Ladies. I am looking for a lady that will send me some short info about her and will send me an age verification form that I have to fill out. Send me the same response back that you send to everyone and only have to cut and paste it in. Not interested in you actually typing information about you. Your age and looks do not matter as I am sure, my age and looks doesn't matter to you either. What is important is filling out the age form and submitting. Once I fill out the form and verify my age, I hope to find that buried treasure of your "Better" pics and phone number so I can call you. I am only looking for ladies that have links to forms that require not only my email address, but also more personal information including my full name, age, and CC information. Once I locate your number after joining the site, I am sure, when I finally call you, you won't answer and I will get a recording. I will be happy to leave my name and number and wait for you to call me back. Of course, I know I may never hear from you, because all you really wanted was for me to fill out the form. As you say, it WILL be worth it when we get together :-) It may be a long time till we actually connect, and I will wait for you to call. Feel free to send me a picture of you before I go to the verification site, so I can get excited to find you. Make it a really good pic and sort of sexy so I am excited to hurry up and fill out the forms. All ladies that are linked to age verification sites with forms to fill out are encouraged to respond. If you are a lady that does not require age verification forms or sites, to see you, good luck. There are a lot of regular guys out there that are real and sincere. When I respond to ladies on CL, I am always asked if I am real. Well, I hope to be real someday. My master is waiting for Jimminy Cricket to show up and do his thing with his magic dust, so I will be a real boy someday. Hurry up. I am excited to see you. I can't wait to join your site and fill out your forms. Have a great day. ]]>

<![CDATA[well I hesitated doing this because the last time I posted a personal ad on here, I got a response from an old ex girlfriend that tried to mess the the whole thing up because when we parted the sheets, I canceled the credit card I gave her. hey it was my credit score at risk..lol.. well anyway she is now working in Iraq for the Govt. and long gone. why is this titled (I'm still me?) well untill 2005, and a bad wreck on my harley on the hood canal bridge, I was all in one piece. I am now a bilateral amputee (below the knees) "thank god" so maybe Physically I have changed a little bit, but everyone tells me (I'm still me) although I walk just fine, on a set of super high tech prosthetics, very pricy. just to answer the common questions here are the common answers. I still....ride a new harley-I still snow and water ski-sky dive-scuba dive- surf-hike-shop- explore pike place market (love that place) hit as many yard sales as I can. the question I'm asked the most is ........CAN YOU STILL HAVE SEX....LMAO...yea, better than before...lol..better? you ask. yea I was blown away at how much my legs were in the way of some things, untill they were gone. but seriously, I was actualy lucky. being in good shape, and fairly young, I healed and adapted quickly. summer is comming and I'm realy active during the summer, but common, no one wants to go buzz around doing stuff alone. I,m 54 yrs old, 6 foot 190 pounds, long brown hair, hazel eyes, a authentic Calif, ol hippie. been living here for 20 years, working as a "computer tech". well I'm not going to write my life story here (almost have) hu. I have to head for walmart to buy a new hard drive, so if your interested in what I wrote...Holla..oh yea, I'm addicted to music, it's like therapy to me. have a great day...charlie]]>

<![CDATA[Lord only knows what happens if someone pulls an WHOIS report on you.]]>

<![CDATA[Wanting an LTR with a sexy BBW. BBW is what I love and wanting one for a lifetime. ]]>

<![CDATA[me financial happy love to have fun ,love to cruise send picture lets see if we can share a lot of LIFE come let try picture for REPLY]]>

<![CDATA[send picture tell me what you like to do]]>

<![CDATA[1 more time, my name is michael, i'm a widowed w/m, 64 yrs. yng., 5'8", s/p hair, wich i keep very short, hoping no one will notice the gray,lol but my beard gives it all away, 170# blue eyes. i'm handicaped, wich i will go into at a later date assuming u write back, after u c my pic. i'm looking for a woman on the small side, 4'11" to 5'5", small breasts, race is not important, personalty is, must have a good sense of humor. do not send me to some age verifacaton site u will find enclosed a pic of me and of my id which u can see how old i am, plus i don't have any credit or debit cards or checks. they just get me in trouble, i've gone bankrupt 3 times, i learned my lesson the hard way, just like i've learned everthing else in life. so much for now, michael.]]>

<![CDATA[Looking for a honest fun outgoing country girl. About me I love the outdoors and having fun. I don't do any drugs or smoke. I drink socially on occasion. Email me with a pic and a little about yourself and I will reply with a pic. Hope to hear from you soon! Put your fav, thing to do on a Saturday night so I know your real.]]>

<![CDATA[me financial happy love to have fun ,love to cruise send picture lets see if we can share a lot of LIFE come let try]]>

<![CDATA[love to find a younger woman to spoil please send picture no picture NO REPLY]]>

<![CDATA[Looking for Big Beutiful Black Christian lady that enjoys jazz and easy listening music.Believe me its no fun being divorsed and lonely, it sucks! Iam really eager for romance. Its high time for a better social life and enjoy it with someone.There are a lot of cool things we can do, and not just listen to music.Theres a nice resturaunt that plays great jazz on weekend nights out here in bothell. We can do some travel too. I sure hope you are out there and Iam looking forward to meeting you. Scotty the Cool Jazz Lover.]]>

<![CDATA[send i will make you feel great MUST SEND PICTURES]]>

<![CDATA[Q: What do you get when you cross a mountain climber with a mosquito? A: Nothing, you cant cross a scalar with a vector. Yeah it's pretty cheesy, but I giggled! Got a few more if you liked it (: Be forewarned! I do not shirk on detail where it counts so this may be a bit long! (I mean really, I imagine you'd really wanna know who you're meeting when doing something like this, eh?) Hey person checking my ad out! Nice to meetcha! *shakes hand* So what brings you here? Looking for a date?! A spiffy guy?! Aha! Perhaps I should tell you a bit about me though, and let you decide (: As far as all that physical stuff goes... I'm 5'11" and about 150lbs, you know, the skinny an nerdy type! For my personality, well, I'm comfortable both staying in and going out. Yes, I can be a successful social nerd when I want to! As far as my common dress it's typically just t-shirt and jeans, maybe a hoodie too! Hmm, and let's see... I'm currently in a master's program and have two degrees from my undergrad studies... Which, I guess leads me to why I'm here! I'm a bit picky, I'll be honest, but I'm also pretty busy and that doesn't make for a good combination when trying to find a date! (The fact that there are less than a handful of dating options in my degree program doesn't help either). So, if you're still interested, read on! I realize what I'm about to say/type/whatever may put some of you off, and well, it is a bit shallow of me, but I want to put my physical preferences out here, because well, I feel it's nice to go on a date with someone when you know you're eachother's type, and, you are my type if you are physically around my height/weight, or less. Anyways! If you're stillllll with meeh, on to the juicy stuff we go! ^_^; I guess one way to describe myself would be, I'm an all-around type of gamer/nerd/geek/dork. I like just about everything related to games, geeky stuff, nerdy stuff, and dorky things. Yes! It is possible to like all kinds of things! Unfortunately, most people don't like some or all of these things. They are missing out! You should send me a message if much of the following sounds like you! You enjoy playing both console and computer games! (sometimes for hours on end!) You would enjoy playing almost any game (aside from, say, sports games) with friends! You find that you enjoy difficult challenges (both in real life and video games). You don't smoke, but enjoy a few drinks every so often when it's a fun night (: You enjoy mathy/geeky/computery things! You enjoy BOTH fantasy and sci-fi! (this goes for books, movies, etc.) You also enjoy anime! (yes, I have cosplayed before, but always as video game characters ^^;) You find that your taste in music tends to include a lot of technoy things. Your idea of a great date would include a good dinner, a fun arcade, maybe some drinks and awesome company! You would describe yourself as 'laid back'. You like to stay up late (2-4am+) and sleep in late. (not that you always can, mind you *shakes fist at real life responsibilities*) You like soda/pop. ;D I could probably add some other stuff, buuut it's 4am and I need to be up in like, 5 hours or less @_@; SO! If you've read this whole thing, and are interested, tell me about you in your email! Where ya from? What do you do? etc etc etc. Cake or Pie? You know, all that snazzy stuff that helps me figure out you're authentic. You could also tell me about your favorite type of video game or somethin' too. I dunno, the email is a blank canvas, go nuts! Oh! one more thing! This goes to a hotmail email, so If I respond feel free to add the address on msn and we can have a chat (I'm logged in all the time, though I might be busy when you contact me). Better pics and all that too :p]]>

<![CDATA[This is my first time doing somthing like this. Um im single 6'1 175pounds.I used to play college b-ball before answering my nation's call. Im looking for LTR relationship. Im romantic, funny, and loyal. Im looking for another loyal person. In have my own place and own car. Im truthful and i am a gentlemen. Thats the way I was rasied up. I like to cuddle or go shopping or stay in and watch a movie. Im a free flow kind of a guy cuz my job is high streesed so I hardly ever get mad. If your with me then your like top on my list next to work. I don't really have any requirements just at least have a personality. :) I won't pamper you but I will make sure you are treated like the queen, or princess that you deserve to be treated like. I hope to hear from you soon. ]]>

<![CDATA[heres a way to put it all together A) Good-looking guy, B) Smartass attitude, C) Heart of Gold, D) Brutal Honesty, E) Good Sex, F) Texting, G) Phone-Talking, H) Non-mooching, I) Own job, J) Own motorcycle, K) Own car now comes the directions to put it all together Step 1: Respond to the ad with your picture and a blurb including your age, location, passions in life, interests, and a reliable contact method such as email, and optionally cell number. This particular model number likes to play guitar and golf (although only so-so at each). Step 2: If successful, part A connects to part F and G. Step 3: Ensure Parts B and D accomodate your intended usage area before gluing and screwing in place Parts C and E. Otherwise, exchange the product for a different model number. Step 4: Parts H, I, J and K have ornamental qualities throughout the project. now so i know you are real put i followed the directrions in the subject box and since i did include a pic or two on here please respond with the same. ]]>

<![CDATA[Please don't reply if your going to try and get me to sign up on some site I don't care what it for. I don't want to cam with you. I don't want to play little game and I am not a fool. I am not perfect and I not looking for someone perfect. I am looking for someone to spend time with. after 10 years of marriage and a year of divorce I am looking to start meet and dating again I am in good shape and I am good looking. I am a hard worker and am just looking for someone to spend my off time with. So if you like movies or cooking, weekend trips, going for walks or just a relaxing day at home with some friends. Reply and lets see what happens ]]>

<![CDATA[Hey My name is James After a few years I've finally realized the difference between comfort and love. And now I am back out there looking for someone that is right for me. I am a musician (playing guitar since 05) I am random I love pretty much any type of music I've had a really difficult life so I may not be as privileged as some of the other guys on here, but I can guarantee that no matter what I don't have, I still have the heart and dedication to make anything happen. If you'd like to know more please reply with "Page 43" in the subject line. So I know you're real ]]>

<![CDATA[I am a 1 time divorced college educated man. I am employed, have a home, a car, and two dogs. I am 45yrs old and 6 foot tall. I am in the shape of most of the guys I know my age. I am hoping to find someone who is kind and thoughtful. Someone who takes time out to do nice things for others. Someone who is that miracle that has yet to be discovered. I am not searching for supermodels, outside looks are much less important than inner beauty. I demand that you be available to go out, so no married people, and there needs to be a while from your last relationship. If you send a photo, I will send you back a photo. please in your response include the phrase "not bot" or I will delete the message]]>

<![CDATA[Hello ladies. I am looking for a serious relationship. I'm not getting any younger so i want a family soon. I don't want any games. I am a white and 5' 9". I am a bigger guy but carry it very well. i have the football player type of body if that helps. I have the bad boy look which helps me with work, but i am a big teddy bear. I have tattoos so you have to be ok with that, i have my ears gauged. i wear my heart on my sleeve. I am the guy that will help just about anyone with anything. I was raised to treat women with respect. i am all about pleasing the person i am with in every way. I am very loyal and committed to the person i am with. i do not cheat nor do i believe in cheating. I love music. i really love R&B. I listen to everything. I love bikes. i love quading and camping and pretty much anything else outdoors. What i am looking is someone who will love me for me. I am sorry but I'm not into bigger girls. I like short petite girls. Its no offense to big girls I'm just not attracted to you. Looks are important in a relationship, i do go by personality though. but i have to be physically attracted to you. I want a girl who likes bigger guys. I am actually attracted to girls who have a kid or kids. Its not a deal breaker if you don't have kids. I am an eye person. I love dark hair with bright blue eyes or green eyes. it drives me absolutely wild when i see that. I am also a butt guy, i am sorry but i am. I want a girl who takes care of them self. person hygiene is a must. I like a girl that likes to get dirty but loves to dress up and can where heels. But i also think a girl is very sexy in a pair a sweats, t-shirt and flip flops with her hair pulled back in pony tail. I am also attracted to girls who are some what independent, who doesn't necessarily need a man to take of them all the time because i do work a lot. I would love to hear from you. If i am interested i will give you my number. I will respond to everyone who is real I'm not one of those guys who will just leave you hanging. Please do not direct me to another site i will not respond to those. I am real so you please be real too. I don't want to join any other site.Please include a pic also.Please no bbw Please put in title " I WANT MY TEDDY BEAR" so i know your real * Location: spanaway * it's NOT ok to contact this poster with services or other commercial interests ]]>

<![CDATA[I’m a motivated individual who makes short and long term goals. The mind is a terrible thing to waste, and is also the sexiest feature of a woman. I’m looking for an educated woman who can hold a conversation and has a sense of humor. Let’s be honest because looks do play a part in every relationship. I don’t expect you to be a model, but confident enough to know you look nice dressed up. I’m tall with olive skin and tend to be sporty. I like the outdoors, all sporting events, music, and laughing. The woman I am looking for would have to understand that I am looking for a best friend to share my life with. I don’t like drama and expect the same from you. If you tell me a couple of things about yourself and attach a pic, you will get a pic in return. Thank you for reading. ]]>

<![CDATA[IF UR A WOMAN LOOKING FOR SOME GOOD D**K HIT ME. I DONT WANT NO JOKES OR GAMES. JUST A GOOD F**K GET A ME AT 2FIVE3 THREE0FOUR SIX4THREE7. NAMES JAY CAN HOST HIT ME TEXT ME WE TALK AND I SEND PIC THEN U OR VICE VERSE. LOVE ALL WOMEN I DONT DISCRIMINATE. IF U READING THIS HIT ME RITE NOW ANYTIME IS GOOD HAVE I THE WEEK OFF.]]>

<![CDATA[White married guy looking for a woman to meet up with downtown during the day, for coffee, or lunch and see where things lead. Age and race not important, its more about a good friendship and a connection that goes beyond what either of us look like. (tho physical attraction is important). ]]>

<![CDATA[Are you a woman thats easy going, great to talk to, curious about getting to know me, as I get to know you? Clean in hygiene and Std free? Loves to cuddle, watch movies, and maybe a few video games on the side? Loves an upfront honest guy that knows what he wants and knows how to get it, besides the experience he may already have? Are you a woman that's ready to get your world rocked in all degrees of pleasure stemming from mental to physical? If this sounds like a plan, then I'm looking for YOU. Attraction is what it is, I don't judge. I'll treat all members of the body the same. I do have a specific weakness for women who either wax or shave "down there." You know what I mean. ;-p But all in all I'll enjoy your company regardless if we "go there" or not. I accept all and within a reasonable age range. I don't mind a woman in her 40's or so but I don't want a mother or a little sister. :-) If interested, you know what to do. ;-)]]>

<![CDATA[Hey I'm a 20 year old male. I am 6 foot, clean-cut, with a runner's body. I am looking for a local girl that is around my age or younger. I am a busy guy so I don't have a lot of time to date but I am interested in having a friend to kiss and cuddle with and enjoy each others' company as time permits. I am not looking for anything too serious at the moment, neither physicaly nor emotionally. I am a good looking guy. Please consider yourself a good looking girl. I don't mind you a couple of curves. Email me with your pic or cell number. Please put ''lost'' as the subject title. ]]>

<![CDATA[Okay...here it is...my rant/wishlist/whatever else you want to call it. Why is it SO HARD to find someone that isn't a pain in the ass? I know that "pain in the ass" is relative...I know...but there are some behaviors that are generally accepted as being "pain in the ass" type behaviors. SUCH AS: Calling 15 times a day just to say "Hi"---This is cute...this is nice...this is annoying when you're at work and trying to get things done (especially since what I do for a living will not wait for me EVER). It's not that I don't want to talk to you, because more likely than not I really do. Send a text AND as a segway into my next one... Texting. Please, text me all you want. I can wait until I have time to read and reply to them...if I'm not replying, don't get upset. It just means I'm doing something that is taking up my concentration. I'm a guy, I have limited concentration. Not letting me be the man. I'm a man...what else do you WANT me to be? I open doors. I pay for things. I will protect you. I will kill things that need killing. Saying I need to dress better. Look...look at the above thing. I'm a man. I dress like one. I won't wear pinned jeans because your friends look good in them. Your friends are probably 10 years younger than me and gay. I wear jeans and slacks when appropriate. I won't wear sweats to a wedding and like to look good, but let me look good in my way...the retarded man way. Getting upset when I want to do things without you. I know...gasp...I have a life which does NOT revolve around you. This last one makes me sound like an arrogant prick but I'm not. When I do things alone, it usually means that you can't or won't be interested in doing them with me. I always ask. When you say no and then get upset at me for going anyway...yeah. It's like you asking me if I want to go to your book club...no, I don't. And I promise promise PROMISE I will not get all butt hurt if you go without me. Tell me that there is a pretty, intelligent, charming, and funny girl out there for me THAT ISN'T A PAIN IN THE ASS? I'm easy going. I don't have to have my way. I like doing things WITH you, I like being paid attention to, I like everything that goes with being in a relationship. Really...honestly I do. But please...with someone that isn't a PITA. Oooh. A new acronym. Did I mention I'm clever too? As an addendum. Please be my age or younger. I have nothing against older women, but I don't think that older women are the thing for me.]]>

<![CDATA[my name is john, i am 20 and am looking for someone who is between the ages of 18-20, and single like me, i am hawaiian/white, i'm a big guy, i don't have a job but i love writing fiction stories, although i've lost my touch recently due to a personal matter, i have an interest in horror movies but they creep me out, that's not to say that i don't watch other movies but i do watch others as well, i watch a lot of TV also, like supernatural, caprica, and csi miami to name a few, i live with my brother and mom, but i take care of my mom, i drink rarely but never smoke, the kind of girl i'm looking for is someone who is willing to accept me for who i am on the inside but can help change me on the outside, looking for someone who has the same interests as me, and is looking for someone to exercise with, if you're interested, e-mail me with a picture, and favorite scary movie as the title of the e-mail.]]>

<![CDATA[Hi I'm looking for charlene alande or berry I messed up and I want to say sorry and beg for her back if she sees this charlene I messed up letting u go and I have regetted it everyday I know u prob will never take me back again but I can dream ]]>

<![CDATA[The catch is that I have a gf but our sex life is boring and basically non existent. Obviously discretion is a must but I would be open to something long term if the feelings were there. I'm looking to meet a gal who loves to kiss, is creative in bed and really appreciates mutual oral. I am 5'8" 190lbs, athletic build, brown hair, hazel eyes and a nonsmoker. I have plenty of pics for trade so please include one in your response.]]>

<![CDATA[Hi :) It's almost 1am :) Any sexy, fun ladies still up and want to have a couple drinks and kissing and cuddle? Maybe more if we get along well :) I'm 31, 6'2, single, good looking, and I live in Seattle. Please have pictures to trade oxxo]]>

<![CDATA[For years, many women have wished that their boyfriends/lovers were more attentive, affectionate, softer, someone that can tell their secrets to, and would pay attention to their needs. A great combination for them might be to have gentleman in every sense when they are out in public, but more like a girlfriend when they are alone in private. If you are one of those women, great news - you indeed can have the best of both worlds! I'm seeking a woman that is open-minded to explore what I described above, but with an unusual & fun twist. In public, I'm a regular guy who enjoys a lot of different traditional guy activities (sports, movies, dining out, board games, etc.). But in private behind closed doors, I would love to be a "girlfriend" for a woman, including a big emphasis on me dressing the part for her with makeup, heels, hosiery, dresses - the works! It would be great fun for me (and hopefully for her) to explore the whole feminine experience together on a frequent basis. She could have her very own living Barbie doll right at home! In case you are wondering, I'm completely straight, so I'm not looking for men at all and never will. If you're a guy, PLEASE do not reply - women only! I'm single with no children, 43 y/o, 6'0, about 200 lbs, with salt & pepper brown hair and playful blue eyes. I live in Redmond and have a professional job. I'm a true gentleman with good manners and always treat women with respect. If any of this appeals to you, or if you are even a little bit curious about it, I would enjoy hearing back from you. What do you have to lose? I'm totally serious about all of this, so please no game players. I hope to hear from you soon! P.S. To those of you that insist on flagging my ad or making derogatory comments - do what you need to do if it gets you through the day. Count on me doing what I need to do as well - I'm having entirely too much fun and there are too many nice people on here to let you get in the way.]]>

<![CDATA[When I fall for somebody I do everything to make them happy, and I want to find that girl that I can do that for. I'd love to find a girl who- is around my age, not religious because I'm not, loves dogs because they are the greatest pets, doesn't smoke/do drugs because I don't and won't, greatly values family as I do, and keeps in shape. Beyond that I am open to anybody. I am- -19 years old - UW Freshman - 6' masculine build - white/light brown hair/ green eyes -work part time at QFC - have transportation (ride a sports bike) -LOVE dogs (my dog Ruby in pic) if ya wanna learn more about me email me anytime. pic for pic ]]>

<![CDATA[Maybe this works for some people.....but all I see so far is overweight out of shape women who ask if your llooking for barbie or supermodel move on. So then where do you find someone who has taken care of themselfs and looks great for their age? Well thats who I am.......most think I am 10 or more years younger than I look.....throw me a pix and I throw you one. But most women my age can't keep up with me,,I bike,,,hike,,,gym,,,travel worldwide on bike trips,,,and when here I love to boat the puget sound. Mostlty I am only here for the summers,,,rest of the time I am traveling abroad...maybe you can join me? You will not find a more fun person to be with than me,,,,,but get real guys are visual..most all like thin women,,yes the truth hurts eh? So take the spoon out of your mouth get your butt in shape and contact me when you do,,,,LOL]]>

<![CDATA[What does it take to meet that special someone?..bc obviousely I am doing something wrong. I don't know what else I can offer!!! I own my own house, have had the same job for 10 years, have a nice car, and life life to the fullest. I enjoy traveling, cooking, movies, hanging with friends, my family, snowboarding and so much more. I have worked hard for everything that I have and take pride in my accomplishments. I am just looking for that special person who can respect me for who I am, and what I have to offer. Security, trust, loyalty, faithfulness and everything that is the foundation for a really good relationship. Please send a picture and tell me a little bit about yourself. Pic for a pic. Hope to hear from you soon]]>

<![CDATA[where do you go when the one that you turn to for comfort has turned you away? what is the word for the feeling that fills you when you have been disemboweled of love. ]]>

<![CDATA[this is my first time doing this and i have been reading what women want in a guy and so far they all want tall guys sorry thats not me im 4'10 tall brown hair blue eyes looking to see if there maybe someone that likes ltr with a short guy i have no kids but would love to have some i have a full time job i work alot but will make time for someone special sorry have no photos at this time but will soon hope to hear from someone that likes me for who i am im very funny outgoing and loves to have fun so lets see what happens]]>

<![CDATA[Props if you know the song the title is from ^_^ photography, art & design, spicey food, jdm, nikes, hugs, adventures, brews, conversations on the ave, sarcasm, good music tastes, adrenaline rushes, outdoors, shopping, cuddles, watching tv shows off the internet, sneaking food into the movies, goofing off, standing on your head, cute moments, quirkiness, video games.... That's all me...How about you =]? ]]>

<![CDATA[hi im a honest male how enjoys the beach and the sunset giving some one flowers or surprise them with gifts. That's the type of guy I am and if want to know more about me listen to my family im not a bad guy i love kids and nver turn my back on someone who down and out. I LIKE HONESTY IN A WOMEN AS WELL ]]>

<![CDATA[When served by a lovely woman in a low cut blouse, I've eaten poached tofu, bitter greens, with a side of quinoa and gone "Mmmmm". left to my own devices, eating healthy means taco time instead of jack in the box. I'll put tomatos, jalapenos, and pickle relish on my 7-11 big bite breakfasts instead of the chili and cheese sauces. I can usually resist the frozen micro-wave green chili burritos. there is nothing like a crinkled nose ewww to get a guy to change his sheets, trim the mold off the cheddar and clean the 7 month old lettuce out of his fridge. and then let's not forget those most extra-ordinarily heart healthy stress reduction exercises... if you are looking to earn a few kharma points, don't might a man with a few quirks, and can see your toes send me a note. best if you were my age or younger, but not too much younger unless you are so hot that you'll make me stupid, but then I might do something stupid, so not too much younger. please, let's not share second hand smoke, spousal dramas, or unpleasant rashes and infections. ]]>

<![CDATA[just wanting to meet new people some one ta take wheeling with friends. im 6', 170lbs, brown hair, hazel eyes. 6 tattoos and one piercing and im 24. im not looking fore any one who is clingy. i have a lot going on in my life right now. and yes i do have a full time job. i work out doors. just want some one ta hang out with from time ta time. u must reply with a pic or no reply back. not being mean or any thing but im just not in ta big girls. im a pretty fit guy my self so im kind of looking for the same. so e mail me and let me know your name.]]>

<![CDATA[I am a 19 year old college student. I am a photographer and love art, music, travel, and adventure. I am am working towards a career in as a photographer for an adventure magazine, so that kind of life style is extremely appealing. If you would like to see my photography work, my website is matthewgilbertson.com. Any sort of climbing, hiking, whitewater, snowboarding, not-afraid-to-run-jump-and-get-mess, and general zest for life is definitely an attractive attribute. I am just hanging out with a friend talking about relationships and decided it might be interesting to see what was on the good ole craigslist. I am super easy going and love a good book, coffee, and intelligent conversation. I am not a sleeze bag, and am not asking for compromising photos of you, but I would like to see your face before I meet you. If it is meant to be, I am open to a long term relationship. If it is not, I am also down for good company and a laugh. Hope to hear from you soon. ]]>

<![CDATA[My name is Taylor. I just got stationed at McChord and am coming from Germany. I am from Ohio and am looking to meet new people in the area to go out with or chill. My co-workers are all nerds or married but thats expected in my career field. I am 6'8" and about 190. I do not like fat or BBW. And i perfer a mature woman, not some high school girl. 20 to 26ish. Sorry for being shallow. Im not looking for an exclusive relationship yet, but also am not a "player". Im what people call a nice guy. I just moved here and don't really know anyone yet. I am not 420 friendly as far as dating goes. I enjoy snowboarding, frisbee/disc golf, and console games. I am willing to try new things as long as its not life threatening. I would upload a picture but i just moved here and dont have my computer set up yet. My phone prevents me from uploading. I would say i am a fairly attractive guy, maybe a little on the skinny side. I like rock, alternative, some rap/rnb, and techno(europe does it to you).]]>

<![CDATA[My purpose in this life is the journey to profound enlightenment. I believe that where we are and where we are headed is all about the choices we make. I choose, everyday, happiness, peace and love. The power of thought could not be overstated. People and things do not make us, for example, happy or angry. Those are chosen responses to situation and circumstance. I am searching for a soul mate. Someone who sees the big picture. We will both know when we've found each other. I have been described as an "old soul" which is probably why I have had long-term relationships with friends and women older than myself. However, age, and looks are entirely superceeded by the person. I am a songwriter, currently writing an album which I plan to record this year. I also love animals, nature, and a an amature chef, albeit amazing in the kitchen.]]>

<![CDATA[I normally wouldnt be online trying to find a relationship but I just moved here in December and I want some companionship.Would love to explore the city and share free time getting to know the right "one". I am fairly picky and need to be attracted to my partner. Im 6'1", healthy, fit, clean, and ask the same of you. Send a pic with your response.No pics, no response.]]>

<![CDATA[i am looking for a female who wants to go on a road trip this week and have some fun]]>

<![CDATA[Hi! I'm Andrew I'm 24 5'11 about 200lbs Muscular...(work out alot) Drama free no kids/never married Eastern Indian In the military Looking for a girl to hang out with, around my age (negotiable) and fairly fit (also negotiable lol) someone who is drama free, wants to go out on a date (maybe to the movies, dinner etc.) I just got back from Iraq, and am looking to make friends and hoping I might find the "right" one! Oh, send a pic with your reply if you are interested, and I'm not a bot or anything, I hate how many bots are on here, and all the age verification websites they direct you to! Can you say "annoying"!? Hope to hear from you! Oh, and I don't have mustache anymore lol BTW]]>

<![CDATA[Well, My name is Mark. Im a pretty chill guy and love getting to meet new people. Im pretty fun to hang around with and am always in a great mood. I really like to go camping and just go enjoy the sunshine.. well if it ever comes around... Im a a bit of a car guy, and i do have a street bike. I do a little bit of work here and there, but I am defiantly not one to sit outside all night working. Id much rather be inside making some dinner and watching a movie.. I really enjoy getting out of the house and just hanging out with people. My friends have started to become very boring and not wanting to go out anymore.. so im looking for someone fun to go out with and have fun. One night stands are not my thing, I would much rather find that great girl who just makes my life that much better. I just want someone that actually wants to have fun, go with me to Disneyland or whatever..lol . Just hit me up if you think you can have a good time with me. haha O ya, please attach a picture so I have a somewhat better idea of who im talking to. and if you read all the way down to this please put your favorite color in the subject so I know your not some spam email.. ~Thanks! ]]>

<![CDATA[I like music art guitars nike records cute girls I want love...find me]]>

<![CDATA[Good Day: One thing that I have learned from life is that when one is young, one wants “everything”, “right now”, and wants to pay “nothing” for it. To quote the late George Carlin, “pppbbbbbttthhh- cousin, doesn't work that way”! As one gets older, ones standards in what one wants broaden. Most of us have a pretty good idea of what we want in a mate, physically. There was a time at which all I wanted was a short girl with long hair. Now, after 20 years of refining my opinions, looks aren't nearly as important. But what is important? Weight? Not a big deal. Height? Not a big deal either. So long as they are reasonably proportionate. I guess that I could be blunt and mention that I like “chubby” girls. Race? This gets a little tricky. Seeking a Caucasian female. Mixed-race relations are not for me. Kids? Not sure that I want to start from scratch at my age, but if you have some already, no problem. Personally I have one child from my marriage, who does not live with me. Employed? You needn't be, but I am not looking to “hook up” with a stereotypical “welfare mom”. You must at least be trying to improve yourself. Me? Unemployed at the moment. Been working as a child care provider for my daughter. As for improving myself? I am scheduled to begin studies in the Summer at Olympic College in their “Technical Design” program to learn drafting. As for music, I enjoy Charles Holly, Reginald K. Dwight, the Wilson cousins, classical, and most older country. No RAP please. I also like pretty much anything with piano in it. Personal attributes... I am 43 year old male, 5'10”, 210lbs, dry/sarcastic sense of humor. I could ramble on for days. I think that I will cut this short. If you wish to reply, please put the name of my college in the subject line. Thank you for your time ]]>

<![CDATA[Laid back easy going male I got a job car my own place just like to have a good time with friends go to dinner bowling going up to the woods see the sights whatever comes up just lookin for someone I can make laugh have a good time with either out gettin drinks or just watching a movie or taken a drive to who knows where I got my own life expect the same..... if interested I got pics can trade knows where I got my own life expect the same if interested I got pics can trade ]]>

<![CDATA[do you like white guys? i mean are white guys truly your preference? if so keep reading... i am a smart, funny, attractive white male with a strong preference for black women, i have dated outside my race approximately 75% of the time i have been dating. i am not "trying" a black woman out of curiosity or just because, i truly prefer and appreciate the beauty of a black woman. ok, that out of the way... i like a woman with curves, a little thicker even but i am not looking for a bbw (nothing against you wonderful ladies, just not my preference). it would be nice to share some interests, i enjoy boating, photography, road trips (especially to the ocean), cooking, hiking, old sci-fi or horror flix. a little more about me, 5'9", 185lbs, blonde/blue, i still ride a skateboard on sunny days, i am heavily tattooed (and always adding so please dig tattoos), i have a small dog, i am self-employed, i smoke pot (i know this is a deal-breaker for some so its out there now), my views are a mix of liberal and conservative values (grew up in the sub-culture of skateboarding and punk rock but raised by an amazing mom and a gentleman for a father). i have had success in various careers, "walked a mile" in many different shoes so to speak so i would say i am well-rounded. i'm not really looking for a 1 time thing or a hook-up, i like the idea of dating and am open to the possibility of a LTR. please put "luv a white guy" in your email's subject line so i know you are a real person, pic for pic :-)]]>

<![CDATA[This is both a personal ad and an informational message (please don't flag). I would've posted on the local Craigslist community politics page, but it's a mess (spend a few minutes there and you'll see what I mean). INFO MSG: King Co is having a very unpublicized election this Tuesday to fill a seat on the conservation district board. My cousin just told me about this, and explained that the board tends to be influenced by special interests and good ol' boys (which might explain why the election's not well publicized). He's personally known Kirk Prindle, who's running for a seat, for about 10 yrs. He said Kirk's a good conscientious person (biologist by profession), and my cousin's smart and very ethical, and I trust what he says without doubt. For more info, please go to (replace spaces with dots!): www kirkprindle com & www kingcd org If you're a King Co resident, please vote for Kirk on Tuesday, at one of the listed libraries, and please ask your friends and acquaintances to do the same. Many people feel that special interests pretty much run politics at the national level, and ordinary people can't do much to change that. However, we can make a difference at the local level (these conservation district seats can be won by less than 100 votes). Please check out Kirk's website and go vote! PERSONAL AD: I'm intelligent, active and fit, late 40s, don't smoke or use drugs, HWP, etc. I recycle, watch very little TV, try to think outside the box (sorry to use that phrase), but I'm not ultra-granola or anything like that. I'm looking for a solid LTR, but am open to making new friends as well. If you're interested, please drop me a line, and perhaps I can buy you a coffee/latte Tuesday evening after we vote! ]]>

<![CDATA[Allright, I'd thought I'd give this a try even though relationships for me kind ofÃƒÂ¢Ã¢â€šÂ¬Ã‚Â¦ well, let's not get to that. I'm 18 I attend Pierce I help around the house I may have some weight but I'm not lazy or weak if you do want to respond, put PIERCE as the subject line so I know you're no spambot. Img4img email.]]>

<![CDATA[I find it hard to describe myself, but here goes. I am fit d&d free, caring, generous, hard-working, practical, logical, handsome, funny and intelligent. I love my family, my friends and my work. I love to laugh and appreciate a good sense of humor. Race is not a factor for me. If interested, please send a picture with something about you. ]]>

<![CDATA[This is a cruel world out here. I'm thankful for what I have. I'm not trying to be spoiled or nothing but I need some guidance to make it through and maybe a good friend I can hang out with on the regular. If there is a nice young lady out there that would love to get to know me or may be meet me please email me back and I guarantee you will hear back from me. I am not a spam and I have been getting plenty of those. I hate it. be legit please ladies lol.]]>

<![CDATA[I'm looking for a girl who rides motocross... or at least has a bike and knows how to ride. I am trying to get a lot of track time in before the racing season starts, but most of my friends work too much to join in the chaos. I'm hoping to find a girl who has a bike and wants to go with to the track a few times per week. I don't go alone, in case I hurt myself, and people get bored after a couple trips if they aren't riding. :) Also, camping, rafting, snowboarding, mountain biking and paragliding must be tolerated! I'm not into hiking much. It's kinda slow, but I suppose it's usually the view at the halfway mark that's the inspiration anyway. Oh yeah... I'm 28, white, fit, responsible, 420 friendly and reside in some level of rediculousness most of the time. ]]>

<![CDATA[Hmm. It's finals week, and I should be studying, but in the spirit of procrastination, I decided I'd post an ad here on Craigslist to give me something to look forward to when I finish all of my papers. About me: I'm 21, five foot eight inches, 180 lbs, brown hair/brown eyes and a bushy beard. I have seven piercings (nose x3, ear x2, tongue and prince albert) and one tattoo. I'm a senior in college and there is a 90 percent chance I'll be leaving Seattle in August for a job opportunity. That said, I've still got five months here, and would love to find a cool girl to spend some time with between now and then. My interests: Coffee, literature, music (ranging from obscurantist ambient music like Stars of the Lid to GOOD top 40 like Lady Gaga and Lil' Wayne), art in general, history, video games, exploring Seattle, killing time in interesting bars, etc. I look and sound like a typical hipster, I know, but I promise I'm much more than that. My pants aren't tight, my body modifications are tasteful, and I don't smoke Parliaments, haha. That said, I do smoke cigarettes and drink, so if that's a problem, you probably want to stop right here. What I'm looking for: A fun, intelligent girl between the ages of 18 and 25 (ish, the upper end is flexible) who wants to go on a couple of dates and maybe see what happens. I'm not really looking for anything serious, but I'm also not just looking for friendship (is casual dating even a possibility anymore? if so, that's kind of what I'm going for). Really though, I'm open to seeing what happens. I'm not too concerned about weight, height, or any of those kinds of physical things; I'm looking for chemistry and personality. I would prefer a girl who smokes and drinks, but only because I'm looking to avoid conflict. I'm most attracted to girls with piercings and tattoos, but I'm not the kind of person who wants to definitively say I have a "type." Again, personality is the most important thing for me. I don't really know what else to say. If you're interested, send me an e-mail telling me a little about yourself and we can chat and get to know each other, and maybe arrange a coffee date? I have pictures for trade, I just don't feel like plastering them all over the internet right now. :) Anyway, I hope I've piqued your interested.]]>

<![CDATA[Hi there - Looking for a geeky girl who might be up for some fun and frolic. I'm a cute, nice, normalish caucasian male in my late 30s... ]]>

<![CDATA[Are you a creative, intelligent, sensual female over 50? If so, I'd love to see you respond. I'm a professional caucasian male, nice looking, 41 years old looking for fun and adventure. ]]>

<![CDATA[ 6-0 single man seeking slender or fit, gorgeous woman that is easy going, low maintenance for a light hearted relationship of sorts... Are you this woman?? Do you know her? Feel free to ask questions' or comment... I'm around and am currently welcoming distraction... especially from my normal circle of friends... e-mail me.... not throwing numbers out... at least not yet ]]>

<![CDATA[Honestly im not sure what im doing here. I think im seeking out something that im either not supposed to find, or already found but have to wait for things to fall into place. Whatever the reason, i know that it is the new year, and i want to see if there is something real out there. Disclaimer: I met some cool people, but after a couple emails kinda dropped off. So, to save me time and you time as well, im going to put a short list here and if you cant fit into at least 3 of the 5 please dont email me. Im a big guy as the post states, and kinda am getting tired of people being shallow because yeah, im a teddy bear, doesnt mean that i dont have some of the most awesome personality out there. 1.) Have a job or go to school. 2.) Be single (essential, if your not single please dont email.) 3.) Have some dreams, something that you reach for every day. 4.) Dont be crazy, nor have any crazy ex drama please. 5.) Id like someone within the area. Lets call my area Seattle, 45 minutes in any direction from there would be fine. 6.) A extra one, no younger than say 20 no older than 35-36 A little bit about myself: I am 26. I work full time so i make my own money. I pay my bills and would like to think of myself as a responsible person. Im a VW man, nothing aganist the hondas but its all about the VW here. I enjoy going out, but recently am finding that it isnt as much fun going out by yourself as it is to go with someone else. I like to go to pike place, and have found a irish pub i want to go to sometime. I am however not much into the bar scene anymore, as i find it a lot more fun to drink at home, and safer too, as in the past my DD hasnt been able to drive himself. I laugh a lot, often times at myself. I make myself laugh just by being myself. I make others laugh by being the same old loveable slightly crude charming loud outspoken person that i can be at times. I find myself fighting for things that most people tell me not to fight over. I see the beauty in things that cant see the beauty in themselves. I try to take life one day at a time, but given my slightly impatient personality i find it hard not to plan ahead in life. I love music, and like to listen to it loud. I know a majority of Queens songs, and enjoy singing bohemian rhapsody at the top of my lungs. I dont fear trying new things, just a little leary at times. I eat meat and potatoes, and can cook a decent dinner from time to time. I used to be a freelance massause so that means that i can work out all the kinks in your neck and shoulders. I listen quite well, just sometimes might fall asleep because the sound of your voice is soothing to me, dont take offense to it, its a compliment. I own more movies than i can count, I LOVE SONS of ANARCHY and think that futurama is the best. I like cartoons, and being random at times. I will fight for something not because i have to but because it is what i feel is right. I am the person most turn to when they are in trouble or in need of advice, and the advice is usually very good. Im comfy, i fit nicely on your bed and keep you warm at night. I would drive halfway across town to the certain starbucks on the corner because there is a barista there you think is cute just to get a mocha that i could have drove two blocks to to get the same thing. I am a geek, and find that geeky things excite me. I am a old school player, and think that 8 bit gold will never die. I still own a dreamcast. I make time for the right person, and really dont stop at anything to see that person smile. So, what i want from a significant other: I want someone that things just click with right then and there. I want that person who makes all the butterflies in my stomach churn up at the very mention of their name. Someone that i can fall asleep next to one night and make breakfast for in the morning. Someone who i can go through a McDonalds drive thru at 11pm because i got a craving for a snack wrap. The person who would surprise me at work with a Monster just because they know that they are my favorite. Someone who will plan to meet up with me for lunch, knowing that their schedule is kinda crazy, but wanted to spend a hour with me, because they missed me. Someone who will laugh at my jokes, and will brighten my day. Someone who will teach me that with patience all good things will come. Who will drink guiness with me from time to time, knowing full well she hates the shit. Who will go to pike place and eat mini doughnuts with me, watch the ferries come in and out, take a walk with me or take two days off work and drive to leavenworth and take a mini vacation with. Someone who knows that the best things in life are spending time with that special someone, long drives to nowhere, and those little memories that months after the memory every time they drive by will see it and think of that moment in time. Someone who will stroke my geeky side so to speak, and take a honest effort at learning the ways of the geek. Someone who will text me and say hi, knowing that that single text will set in motion the rest of my day. I dont need someone who can cook, its nice but not necessary. I dont need someone who can do it all, because its all about give and take. I need someone who looks mighty fine in PJs and a hoodie first thing in the morning. Someone who will take a compliment and not argue over why i gave it to them. Someone who can open their heart to love, and not worry about why i love them. Who will take every moment that we spend together and be happy for the time that we have, because we are not promised tomorrow. If you have read this, and still want to know more, put in the subject line the name of your favorite song and artist. Pic would be nice, to put a face to a name. Im including random pics, but will send you one in return if i like what i hear. Have a great day, ~B ]]>

<![CDATA[I'm board haven't had a woman in over a year I at the least need to talk with women to save my mind. and yes i wold like it to turn into a relationship! Do i care what you look like what you do or what crowd your from? Not Really Not at First thats what they call getting to know eachother RIGHT!!!! I'm 6'1" avarage build blue gray eyes brown hair I wear a beard because i hate shaving my face. I work to much play to little and spend 3-4 hours a day in my car to go to work I need someone to talk with... The pic is of me and my cuz back in september haven changed sence then So what do you say Have some extra time to talk? I'm open to any female offers single divorced seperated single moms I dont care just plz talk with me]]>

<![CDATA[Hey, Im a uw student, good looking and just lonely. Would like someone to fall asleep with me tonight and just talk and stuff. It sounds weird but oh well. If youre lonely too and want company let me know. see ya i hope]]>

<![CDATA[I'm looking for a girl who thinks she's awesome. Though it helps if you are awesome without the assistance of drugs and alcohol. And it helps even more if you think you are awesome because you have a life of your own. And it helps even further if you think you are awesome because you are good communicator and you care about other people and you are forever trying to better yourself. It helps ultimately if you are cute. Be cool and like yourself and I'll like you. I'm looking for something serious so if you think your interesting, but it takes you time to get there, I have the patience to find it; I'm somewhat the same way. Bonus for you if you have an appreciation for irony and sarcasm and if you like men who wear baseball tees, volunteer their time, enjoy learning new things and trying new experiences, have a great job, try to be creative, and have an unhealthy obsession with Lego. I don't need a big note to respond: drop a line, we'll shoot back and forth and see if we click. If looks are important to you (and let's admit, attraction is important) I can send you a link to my facebook page.]]>

<![CDATA[I tried this before and I just got a lot of spam. So, if you reply to this add, which I hope you do, please put the name of your favorite sweet treat in the subject line so I know you are real! I am looking for someone to meet and hang out with. I am not looking for sex. Like, if I meet you, date you a few times, maybe have dinner, watch some movies, yea, then we can have sex. But I am not looking for a NSA type thing. But, if you are really hot, and you are all like, "do me," well them maybe we could just have sex. I would still want to hangout though. So I am a single guy, I have a job, house, car...so, its not like I am going to take you out to dinner, and be like, "oh shit, I forgot my wallet, will you get this one?" Unless I forget my wallet, but I never forget my wallet. Hope to hear from you soon!!!]]>

<![CDATA[NOTHING AGAINST CAUCASIAN WOMEN BUT I AM LOOKING FOR A NICE BLACK LADY OR ASIAN INTERESTED BUILDING UP A NICE RELATIONSHIP AND SOMETHING ELSE,20 TO 38 YEARS OLD IF YOU ARE INTERESTED,CONTACT ME AND I WILL ANSWER ALL YOUR QUESTIONS.(ONLY AFRICAN AMERICAN LADIES OR ASIAN,PLEASE)]]>

<![CDATA[ First things first I'm a eal guy looking for a decent woman. Please if your married sleeping on the couch or just looking for whats next (still attached) PLEASE SKIP ME! Yeah you! Ok now onward and upward. I am a single mullato guy looking for my mate. You please be honest and a good communicator. Besides that I'm open . Me I'm into work, Bar-B-Qs, wine, and comedy. I truly dig the outdoors and enjoy short hikes and the dog park. Maybe a good game of bowling? Lots to know lets carch up.... Pic for pic or no response Please put real in the subject line so I know your a person. ]]>

<![CDATA[my name is matt. i love the outdoors, dogs video games board games and much more. i live in shelton but work in tacoma right now. i prefer white and hispanic women, sorry. I have pics and will trade. please put your name in the title. i want a ltr and please be between 21 and 30 ish. call or text threezero3 fiveeightnine fivesevenfive seven ]]>

<![CDATA[I'm coming up to Seattle this Thursday for a work trip and I would love to meet a wonderful woman while I'm up there. Not searching for long-term or love at first sight, but if something develops, so be it :) I'm white, tall, big guy but I assure you, not all fat and nasty, blonde hair, green eyes. I'm so excited to be coming up there and it would really just make my trip if I met someone great to spend a little time with. I'll have quite a bit of time to do my own thing up there so let me know what would be fun. I'll trade pics once I hear from you and determine that you are real and a genuine good person. Hope to hear from you soon :)]]>

<![CDATA[I'm drunk and singing along to Buck Owens songs. Nothing else matters.]]>

<![CDATA[Hi there. I'am a single 29 year old dad with a 7 year old son. I would like to find someone that I can eventually be in a relationship with. I'am very carring, honest and hard working. I have a good job, my own place and drive and all of that. Just still looking for that special someone. Some things I enjoy are camping, motorcycle riding, mountain biking, video games, 420, movies. I'am 5' 10" tall and 165 lbs with some tattoos. If you reply and are not fake I'll send you a real pic. Please put your favorite color in the subject line so I know your real.]]>

<![CDATA[Ok i'm about ready to give up on this website. i'm just trying to meet a nice woman for companionship in and out of the bedroom but you ladies are so friggin difficult so I'm gonna make it easy...... In the immortal words of Andrew Dice Clay: TWO TITS, A HOLE, AND A HEARTBEAT! That's the minimum requirements! That's all it takes! Really! Any takers???? Aaaaaahhhhhhhhh!!!]]>

<![CDATA[One of my friends decided she couldn't make the John Mayer concert, so I thought this would be a great opportunity to find someone out there who has a similar interest. Here are the stipulations: The tickets are pretty good, lower bowl 15th row. But that really shouldn't be the point! 1) I have to meet you at least once before hand to make sure you're real, wouldn't want to waste the tickets and you want to make sure i'm real too! 2) You have to be single. I don't mess with other couples or "open relationships" 3) Send me a photo, sorry I'm realistic and don't want to sound shallow, but looks do matter (i'm not that picky though!) Other than that, it will be a date! I'll take you to dinner and we can enjoy the show together. And hopefully we'll hit it off and maybe, just maybe have another date. Write back if you're interested and answer the following question - What's your favorite John Mayer song? This is totally real! Are you?]]>

<![CDATA[Hello, So, I just moved back after a year in Alaska. I don't have a car, and its too long to get into but, my dad's on disability and needs someone around, so here I am! Not working 'cuz well, I'm in Port Orchard, w/out a car, and I cant devote that much of my time right now. I do enjoy the darker sides of society, anyway to feel different then the way i do now right!?!?!?!? well, hope to hear from you! My kinda Person: Funny, laid back, attractive (I am, but im humble i swear!) Do you know these terms? Bubble, shnizzle, beans, pakalolo, the CHRONIC, lol if you do, get @ me!]]>

<![CDATA[Hi Single white dad gong to YMCA tomorrow with my daughter to go Swimming .. ..Just wondering if any single moms who like to swim, work out and learn salsa dancing, play in the snow, do fun arts and crafts might be interested in a ltr We r fun, outgoing ,adventurous and hwp.. like to hit up the parks and beaches, bike, hike, camp, travel, horse and car racing, arts crafts and more,,. Iwork in the med field... Please type ICECREAM in the response so I know ur not a bot.]]>

<![CDATA[Hey there, Im 25 from the shoreline/Edmonds area. Work full time and have my own car and a place with a roommate. Thing I like to do fishing, hiking, camping, riding quads, sledding, playing softball ( not the best but it's fun) hanging out with friends, playing poker, going out to dinner and drinks, movies, concerts, staying home once and awhile, randmon adventures, an road trips. And much more don't wanna out my life story on here so if your interested email me at funkymonkey 12424 at yahoo dot com pleaser put the word "green" in the subject line so I know your real. I do have a picture but not gonna post it on here so email me. Hope to hear from you soon]]>

<![CDATA[Tell me alittle bit about yourself. No pic no responce. Put GANGSTA in the headline so i know your not a bot.]]>

<![CDATA[I just want to take this moment away from my busy work day to once again gloat about the brilliant furry beast that is my roommate's kitten. Seriously... look at him... that bold masculine jawline, those finely attuned ears, the menacing claws, vividly colorful collar... and those strikingly fancy and dazzling green eyes... always shifting back and forth, always reading his situation and surroundings... judging your every being. Yes indeed... those eyes will burn a hole in your soul. Always focused, always determined, yet blank and mysterious. I don't know whether the little devil is going to love me... or tear me to shreds. I'm pretty sure he wants to eat me. You probably can't tell in the picture, but I'm scared to death of the sly critter. Right after it was taken, he whispered in my ear, "Make one move... and I'll cut ya. What now, little man?". Speaking of which... seldom known fact, but the kitten has a British accent. He sounds across between Eddie Izzard and Stewie... but with more malice and pomp. Plus, I'm pretty sure he once took down Chuck Norris in a bar fight. They tried to put him in "Lazer Cats 3", but he ended up winning the war solo by shooting lazers out of Andy Sandberg's mouth. True story... I seen it happen. Anyways... I'm bored. Any cute gals (or mentally deranged crazypeople disputing the awesomeness of the aforementioned kitty) feel free to say hello. :) ]]>

<![CDATA[I'm just curoius if its possible to meet someone with potential on CL.....I have my doubts so prove me wrong =) I am here to meet new people and date and see where it leads. I would really like to meet a women that is career driven and has here shit together. If you party that is cool too. I love a women that knows how to cut loose but takes care of business as well. Well about me....I am 6'2 210, athletic (workout and eat good), very easy going, laid back, have been told attractive and have a silly side if you really get to know me. I love to laugh and have fun. I can be kind of a jokester. I hope that I can find someone that we can go back and forth with the jokes. I have a house, a car, and good job, etc. So if interested lets chat and get to know eachother a little more and hopefully meet for coffee, or a nice meal. I know the picture is a little cheesy but I do not want to put my face on here for odvious reasons. Please reply with pix and I will send you a couple more that include my face. And please be in relatively good shape. You do not have to be a super model but I am not attracted to overweight women. I am not trying to be shallow I just don't want to waste anyones time. There has got to be some sort of physical attraction in the beginning you know. Well hopefully I will hear from some real people and not just the spammers =) PS. Please put "FUN TIMES" in the subject line of the email so that I know that you are not spam. THANKS!]]>

<![CDATA[Hiya ladies and scammers... sick of this I am... sorry... getting kind'a Yoda there!!! From a Thursday post to Sunday tonight, I've counted 66 scam garbage-stupid-x-rated-idiotic come-ons on and only one real lady... and I alrady deleted the original message! And still getting the scammers! And with this, will get more... bigfatstinkinsnnort... this is stooopid. Get out... You'll find me there... out! I'm quitting this incredible fool thing and will hang off for awhile... Happy hour in Issaquah! hmhmhm... maybe Bellevue... maybe not... Grocery stores for meeting single ladies are better than this lunacy! Thom! now let the scammers begin... Should be about 10 minutes to the first ones... Thom! ]]>

<![CDATA[looking for an attractive girl to get to know. if your not attractive then im probly not going to be interested. care about your looks. stay active. be funny. outgoing. and drama free. Reply with "girl" in the subject line so i know your real. please include a picture. thanks Rob]]>

<![CDATA[Constant Clever Chat, Not Required,,, Looking for the same, Please read using your poetic reading glasses. and,,,, Read in-between the lines, The lines, The words,,, that are not written but at the same time are clearly stated. Hoping to find that one girl, that can read what isn’t written,,, Iam,,,, As I look for. Are you as I? What you read,,, Is this you? Is this what you are looking for in another? If so,,, We should,,,,,take a walk to life's end, Holding "One" and Holding the others hand Up front, Please be in Seattle area, Not looking for a long distant relationship. Drinkers!, Bar or tavern gals, Fine dining required, High maintenance/power play, spoiled women,,,, party girls!,,,, Back tattooed? If you have fallen to the need of implants for ego or "look at me" purposes, or you use sex win someone over,,,, To be very diplomatic about it all, I don't have the time, or the need for you, You should not read further. Did I eliminate most? I dont want most, Iam looking for, one,,,,, Iam a nice guy and just because I have heart and want to love, will not finish last, This post will eventually find you. I live aboard my 40ft boat in Ballard, It is comfy but lonely with out you Sex? Is secondary,, Iam not looking for sex, that will come,, Iam looking for a a LTR, A girl to call "home" and "home" to call me, "home" Real girl, Warmly and Gratefully welcomed. Love, peace, easy going ,,,, down to the earth? Hmmmm, "humble" I believe that is a very good term and in my opinion a very impressive quality,, Please do not let being shy or nervous keep you from responding. Non American blood will also be warmly welcomed If you do respond, to help sort out auto replies that are selling a service,, please include an image, and, some little reference, a detail about this post, this will insure I will respond back to you,, Thank you for understanding this. I do not drink nor smoke, Do you like the water? sleeping in a boat? I have lived aboard for 14 years, it has been a great lifestyle. Do you like Simplicity? Iam in shape and care about how and what I eat, I care for myself , for my partner to be, not for the attention of others, Past relationships, I have no ties, no need nor the desire for the contact, I had a relationship that lasted 34 yrs, it ended due to illness. I look for another, to last,,,,, just as long. Love commitment,,,,, Love monogamy,, Will not! flirt with your girl friend, nor anyone else for that matter. My heart will be yours and your to be mine. Love to say I love you in a glance or verbally10 times a day whether public or private. Holding hands? more goes on then just holding a hand, an exchange of ora,,,,,, bonding of body. Do you know? Iam not afraid of my soft side, I don't abuse my masculine side. Balance --------------(Writing)------------ (This writing is to reflect each of us as human beings, our single souls in a single body) Title: “Together” I am single, Like you. I am alone, Like you. I like to mind dance, in life's mysteries. Dance with me in the quite of life's noise. I will show you things other do not see, You, show me what I do not see. I will help you hear what others do not hear, Teach me to listen to what you hear, I will, listen. See with me, Hear it together. I do not talk, Other times I do. Do not feel, you, need to, Other times, do. Talk at times, distracts life's lessons, Life's whisperings. Come be quit with me, Listen to the wind, It talks,,,, Of life! Listen to the rain, It talks Of peace. Come be alone with me,,, ”Together. “ tommee 2-14-08 Iam,,,,as I look for. Are you as I? Iam not a party/player/bar guy, never have been , never will be. My parties in the past have been outdoors, In the sunshine, On remote beaches, In tall and small trees, With the wind, With the rain then the snow, Most of all, With out, Alcohol. Countering the programmed stereotype. I don't need to be, what they are advertising, do you I love to, sit, watch, listen and absorb,,,, Nature and the flight of birds. ---------(Writing)--------- Titled: Sing I love, The water that falls, And, its sounds on canvas roofs, On of tents, And the music it composes. I love the resulting splashes in my eyes Not of rain, And,,, listening to birds that simply,,, I love, Trees that are green and do lean, Coloured by the rainbow of their ages Whisperings of hundred years, And the leaves that are brittle old, The rustling they speak, And the bark that whispers of passing animals, The makings of their homes. I love the resulting splashes in my eyes. Not of rain. And,,, listening to birds that simply,,, I love. Salt in the Sea Breezes, And the low tide that smells of life that is, , And live that was,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,, I love the resulting splashes in my eyes. Not of rain. And,,, listening to birds that simply,,,,, I love, Sounds that are heard,, but not thu the ear And music that is felt, in the heart Tones in colour,,,, seen not by sight or of light, I love the resulting splashes in my eyes. Not of rain. Most of all and above all, I love,,,, Listening to birds that, simply, ”SING” tommee 5-08-08 Iam,,,,as I look for. Are you as I? Kind, loving, trust worthy, I am where, I say I am. Iam, with whom I say Iam with. It is you, where I wish to be. It is you, whom I wish to be with. Iam,,,,as I look for. Are you as I? Conceptually speaking: I don't need a challenging relationship, To me, this is what a game of chess is for. I desire a peaceful soft existence, When equal trade is the norm,,, Some women/men, view this as weak and inferior, Where I see strength and confident s. Control? Not! for control, But for reason and logic,, or love,,, whatever,, if it is a healthy change, If needed,,, Iam,,, willing to change my or our, behavior. For "health". For "us", For myself or,, For the "relationship", Are you? We will listen to each others logic's and reasons,,,,, -------(writing)--------- Titled: "Twice" Give me once, I will give you back twice,,, Give me twice, and I will give back in three's But for now and to be first,,,,,,,, I give you, "Twice" tommee Iam,,,,as I look for. Are you as I? ]]>

<![CDATA[I won tickets to a local comedy show for this Thursday in Kirkland at Laughs Comedy. Drinks are on me. Looking for a date. The show starts at 8:30. If you are interested, send me a note and tell me a little bit about yourself. Please send a photo as well. Me: 43, divorced, work in Law Enforcement, fit.]]>

<![CDATA[Hey, I am 24 5'8 fit. I am seeking a drama free country girl that is not afraid to get dirty. a car and job is a plus. I work fulltime. I love the outdoors, I have a lifted jeep,dodge and a sport quad. Every chane I get I'm out trail riding. I'm not looking for a booty call! So please don't waste my time. Your pic will get mine. Please put your age in the subject line.]]>

<![CDATA[Hello I am a single father looking for a LTR. It would be nice to friend first and see were it might go from there. Love the outdoors, hiking, camping,fishing and walking on the beach at the ocean.I would consider myself a really fun guy. Love to laught and have a good time, with and without my kids. I have them every other weekend,so I have alot of free time. I am a very honest person, sometimes maybe to much so. Looking for the same in a lady. I have a good job that I work very hard at. I do try to take care of myself, I workout a couple times a week, can seem to find any more time then that. I have a great family and do like to spend time with them,that is important to me. I would say that I am nice looking and I am hwp.I dont smoke or do drugs and I am a social drinker.I know I have left alot out so if you wont to know anything else just ask ]]>

<![CDATA[hi im kevin im in shelton washington would you travel im 42 im lonesome and looking for a sweet loveing careing older gal to hang with becouse darlin the older they are the sweeter they are the younger ones shure dont have a clue im looking for a relationship do love camping fishing old cars old trucks just getting out or staying in fyi im verry much so a breast man as i do love to fondle and suck im hopeing that is not at all a turn off i am a sweet decent enough dude i live alone i have no kids but my nephues all do think that im the greatest darn thing since pay toilets and pay showers lol i might be just showing my age i have been around i do give pretty good massages and could really use the company yes females only please if you do ask for money credit cards or anything ill delete you i am attaching recent photos i do hope that im handsome enough for you three six zero - four two seven - four one zero six at any hour early or late im looking for just in the shelton olympia area]]>

<![CDATA[A brief explanation of where I'm coming from: I'm not the type to sleep around with a bunch of women, but I also would rather not have the baggage of a relationship. Obviously you end up caring for the person you sleep with. But I just don't want all the other stuff that comes along with it... I guess you could call it a FWB. Phew! Now that that's out of the way... I guess I should describe myself. I'm pretty average looking, but I'm trying to exercise more lately. Have a fun job with plenty of downtime. Blah, blah, blah... you know what to do.]]>

<![CDATA[what it is ---looking for you the real women not the one;s who say join my site its free just fill out the following--yea sure i am going to give you my card no# and bank acct access,,,sorry ,not gonna happen ,all i want is to meet a real women ,that likes the out doors ,simple things,honesty and haveing a nice guy to spend life with, i am 5'6 sandy blond blue 57 very active, secure,all i ask is you be hwp.like the out doors,and yes i still love romantic evenings lazy sundays,and just easy going things in life i am very easy going kind fun to be with,love street rods animals, camping fishing own home,secure,,, lets talk you never know till you try,,hope to hear,,,soon,,]]>

<![CDATA[thanx for stopping by and checking out my add....this is my 3rd time on CL and i haven't been to successful in my search for a friendship or relationship .......this is the last time im gonna try so i hope this last shot works.....im looking for a woman that don't drink heavily and does not do any drugs ...and that includes 420...sorry but there is no room in my life for that anymore....maybe 15yrs ago when i didn't have my future goals set but now my future is my #1 priority..but i do go out on weekends and have drinks .......anyway im posting pictures so don't respond if its not with a picture plz........and if you like what you see then hit me up.....oh yeah ...i do dress in what im comfortable in.....some say i don't dress my age...well when i go out and buy clothes the teller's never said i was over the age limit.. :) ...so if you don't like how i am dressed and you think i am dressing a lil too young.. well goodbye to you and good luck on your search....but if your interested then hit me up........]]>