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<![CDATA[I have no idea if you got married or not.I miss you more than air. I will retire soon.you are more than phisical and deserve more respect for that.You are a truely special find . I have been sober for too damn long. Fred called is going through the cancer thing and I am giving as much support as I can cause we have this in common. Do you remember my cell#?any way, you were the 1 than got away.....................JT]]>

<![CDATA[I am new at this way of meeting. Looking for a companion and more...By the way, I am definitely single and not looking for a discreet relationship. I am open minded, and have self esteem, along with another trait that I find to be rare these days, and that is honor. I was taught this long ago by my father, a military officer. I was born in a very old village in Bavaria, Germany, where I spent most of my childhood. I'm 46, 6' & 189 pounds, attractive. I am an employed professional man w/ own home and vehicles. Am lucky to have lots of friends and family near by. If only there was that one special, well, you know...Would like to meet someone who is happy by nature, has goals in life and gets it. Am not looking for Miss Perfect, but attraction is important... I like to play guitars (and bass, and keyboards etc.) for fun. Have many other interests, as do you... :) Thus far, I have also seen some real strange things on CL. Maybe we can trade notes... By the way, I am hoping to find someone who lives near to where I work and live which is Renton/Maple Valley. I really dislike most of my pictures, but I will send one of them that look OK in. Please allow for the idea that I look better in person :) ]]>

<![CDATA[I am 23 and I have a pretty good and steady job. I have worked at my current job for over 5 years and will continue to work there til I die or quit! I love to go to the movies and hang out with friends doing whatever it takes to hang out. I love to play poker and gamble, but I never go overboard. I enjoy eating out and going to the gym and working out or just going for a jog. I enjoy all kinds of foods and almost all types of music. I am also a HUGE baseball fan! I have been told that I have a great way with words and am very mature for my age. I am looking for someone who has some of the same interests as myself and loves to do the same things. Also someone who isn't afraid to try new things, especially with someone else to do them with! ]]>

<![CDATA[Hi there. Looking for new friends. Interesting in different sports, hiking, and movies. Also would like to find somebody who wants to take salsa classes and go to clubs. Email me if interested and I will send you more information about me. Thanks for looking.]]>

<![CDATA[So I sit here lonely and kindof feeling low. Wanting someone to go out have dinner and catch a movie with. I have worked hard to get to where I'm today, but maybe I have worked too hard. I seek someone who would like to share her stories, tell me how the day was, and listen to my rants. I'm not looking for sex, just want a friend. For those interested I'm 25, 5'10", told to be fairly good looking, good job, and a car. Shoot me an email if you would want to see a pic. Have a good life! PS: I'm real and can tell you that weather has been pretty nice all week though it was a little cold in morning today.]]>

<![CDATA[HI there! Why I am here; I am looking for something to lead from dating to maybe an LTR. See, I have been single for a while now, and I am truly starting to hate it. I have been missing to be able to spend time with a girl. I was at the movie Twilight (yes twilight, by myself) in Bradley Park the other night, and I was thinking that it would have been more fun if I had some one to take with me. I have a unique personality I am loyal, and I am a social person. I like to go to movies, sports games, walking in parks, and a lot of fun stuff. I love horror movies (The Original Exorcist), Anime, the Denver Bronco's (cause I am from Colorado, gotta go for the home team),and just about all outdoor activities. I love to cook. Italian and Oriental foods are my favorite. Wolves are my favorite animal. My favorite color is orange. I like to read. I am an intelligent person that graduated with honors. I am 5'6", brown hair, a goatee, about 175 lbs. with a stocky build, and my eyes change color with my mood. That is all I can think of to say at the moment. I do have pictures, but I wont post them. If you want to know more, maybe see if we can hit it off, then just message me. Please put your favorite color and movie in the subject. I am hoping to hear from someone soon. ]]>

<![CDATA[Hey fellas, Hope you are enjoying your summer. Been a nice one if you enjoy the hot/humid weather. Anyway, I am hoping to meet an attractive, physically fit African-American woman who would love the company of this college-educated, open-minded 35-year old black man. I enjoy spending time at home reading and painting. Also love good music and a little bit of dancing (not the best dancer). To me, a rainy afternoon spent on the couch with a sexy woman is a great way to spend a day. I have no specific idea of how I want the relationship to be like beyond the sensibilities of love, honesty, loyalty, courage and commitment. Each relationship is like a snow flake, uniquely one of a kind. I prefer someone younger than myself. Someone who’s a mature reasoner, highly intelligent and easy on the eyes. A natural day lifter wouldn‘t hurt. I'm ready for a new romance, to be in love. You are too. Um, if you think we'd click, then certainly write me back. Kinda in and out today, but if I like what i read, I will get back to you. Have a wonderful day :-) ]]>

<![CDATA[im matt. been here a few months and looking to meet someone new. im 5ft 9, brown hair, random, fun, romantic, military. love riding my motorcycle. going out to eat, movies. i love to dance. i do prefer black woman. army black woman or just black chicks in general. im from the south so thats what i grew up around.]]>

<![CDATA[good looking, tan, six foot, short hair in great shape. The night is just starting. Lets go out and have some fun!!!]]>

<![CDATA[Seeking an Asian woman for friendship and romance, leading to a long term relationship. I prefer 25to 35year old who is kind, caring, good hearted, and smart. Enjoys good conversation, cooking together, going out to restaurants and events, watching movies, music, the outdoors. I am a single man, 34, young at heart and in looks, handsome, in good physical shape, and has a good job and career. ]]>

<![CDATA[a key holder...? cucksub in search of that special Lady that knows she deserves to totally own and control a sub to totally explore her Dominant nature with and a desire to keep a sub as her erotic little secret and wants to be able to have the freedom of having affairs and encounters with whom she pleases. 5'9" HWP attractive. Please, NO BOTS, SPAMMERS, ALT WEB SITES [VITUAL HIDE AND SEEK] Sincere only, Thanks.]]>

<![CDATA[Hello, There are three basic qualifying factors (please help me with a better term) that I am looking for in a lady. They are being a friend, companion and lover. I guarantee that I will reciprocate all of three with interest. I am looking for that last great love in my life. I am a good guy who is single/divorce. I have a good job (that I like), a nice home (the bank still owns most of it); two great kids in college (out of state colleges), two pets (indoor cat and an outside dog). Things that I want you to know about me: I am 6 foot tall, I weight about 235 – 240 (I am always trying to lose 10 pounds), I exercise daily (weights, walking, bike riding, basketball, golf, tennis and crazy dancing when I do chores with the music on). I am athletic and muscular. I really believe that staying fit is important. I am a laid back, my favorite music is classic rock and jazz and the number of artist that I listen to is long. There is nothing better in life than a slow dance with that favorite companion. I can cook a lot more than macaroni and cheese. (Oriental, Italian and others), Friends tell me that I make the best hot chocolate around. (The secret is lots of Kuhula.). I social drink – enjoy Blue Moon with an orange or Crown Royal. I had a part time job in college as a bartender and I know how to make a great Margarita. I am well educated – I have a degree in accounting/finance from a great Montana college. I read all of the time and can converse on a number of subjects. I am sharp, funny and can balance you checkbook in minutes. Here are few other things about me and you will have to find out the rest. I think that I was a secret agent in another life. I am spiritual – it is important to be a good person. I am well organized, like criminal shows, I am a romantic at heart (I know inquisitive minds want to know what this means) and Halloween is my favorite holiday. I hope that you have read this far. I am looking for a fun partner – who is near HWP, would like to have a workout partner, someone to go to the movies with, cook dinner together, slow dance, social drinks, enjoys working outside, holding hands, hiking, roadtrips and would hold my towel on polar bear day or even join me, likes pets and older children. (I know run on sentence). If I have peak your interest, please respond. Prefer ages 40 – 50, but I am open. A picture would be great. Please don’t ask me to go to another website to check you out – the robot would say – delete, delete and delete. Happiness is like a kiss. You must share it to enjoy it. -- Bernard Meltzer. ]]>

<![CDATA[whats up my names nate and i just moved up here from alabama im looking for new friends. i enjoy being outside and also like to stay in. shoot me an email if you wanna chat im game for just about anything. please put ur favorite color in the subject line so i know your real]]>

<![CDATA[looking to just have a good time, no stress no expectations just something simple and fun.]]>

<![CDATA[but it looks as though the crop of women on craigslist have gotten even more absurdly persnickety. I'm fun, tall, filthy rich and have an enormous cockatiel named Robert (pronounced Ro-bare, buffoon). If you're sane, attractive and haven't posted an ad on W4M that I likely would have seen already, get in touch with pics and I'll send mine. ]]>

<![CDATA[TGIF! Haven't posted on here in years, but for some reason thought of it tonight. It's crazy they require accounts and phone verification now! Hopefully that reduced the spam on this site compared to a few years back. About me: I'm 30, almost 31 but constantly get told I look more like mid 20's. I'm 5'8" and average build and weight for my height. Honestly, other than a girl to share it with, life is awesome right now! I live in Kirkland in the Juanita area and love it there. It's great being so close to the trails at St. Edwards, and all the other recreation around there. I work in Lynnwood and currently work a ton of hours since I started my own business back in March. I really don't mind the long work days though since I'm working for myself. I play soccer, tennis and guitar as my main hobbies, but I also love to read, hike, go to shows/movies and do tons of other activities when I have time. I enjoy going out and grabbing a few drinks with friends a day or two a week, but the constant partying life isn't for me anymore. About you: You would be between 21 and early 30's. Please be 5'10" or shorter; I can handle a little taller than me, but beyond 5'10" just feels ackward. I'm really looking for someone who is at least mostly happy with themselves, has some direction in thier life and wants a quality relationship. Other than those basics, Im not going to put a list of qualities I think you should have in this post. My reasoning for this is because I want you to be you when you reply, not who you think I want you to be. Please include something in the first line or two to indicate you're the real deal as well and not spam. Cheers,]]>

<![CDATA[Im looking for a girl who wants to come over and have some fun watching a movie and cuddling or playing some video games. also someone that will want to go see a movie, go swimming, or out to a bar (if your over 21 if not we can drink at home). Looking for someone who is fairly independant and wants to have a fun solid relationship. I work full time so my time is limited and i want someone to spend it with. I am 6'2 195pds have my own car, dont have my own place so if you do thats all the better. Also it would be a plus if you enjoy concerts because i go to a lot of them, I listen to most music except country and classical. Well there is a little about me tell me some about you and please attach a pic i will send one once i get a pic of you or a link to myspace or something like that and ill add you. I am very open and fun just being lazy at finding someone is the only reason i am here. looking for someone under 30 that takes care of themselves smaller bbw is fine i just want someone who care about their body and how they look.]]>

<![CDATA[Moved for DC to Capitol Hill Seattle. Desire a fucking buddy ( a girl) ASAP. ]]>

<![CDATA[I have a friend who's ex cheated on him. Now he is invited to the same wedding as her. To make matters worse she is now bringing the other guy to the wedding too. So he is wanting to make her jealous. Its also about having fun. Please send me pictures of you, and we will go from there. I promise you this guy is very good looking. I also promise you will have a good time. I want to find him some hottie to go with him so he can be with someone. If you have ever had an ex, and they cheated on you than you know where i am coming from. ]]>

<![CDATA[First and foremost, so I can distinguish between the automatic programmed computer generated responses and real one, answer me this one question: what was today's weather? Alright, with that out of the way, a little about myself. I'm a midwest transplant, moved out for graduate school in the sciences at UW. I am now out and starting what should be a very promising career. I don't make a ton of cash, but it is more then adequate to pay the bills, eat, and have enough to shove away for a rainy day. I know how to live on a budget, and have worked extremely hard to get to where I currently am today. I have my own apartment which I share with my very friendly (oftentimes too friendly) dog. I try to get out and hike/camp as much as I can, and am very involved with a community theater group. I have somehow found myself managing their scene shop and often times act as their technical director, which is actually quite fun. I take care of myself, am healthy, and in shape. Not the most muscular guy, but I don't care about it. I find that it doesn't interfere with anything I find myself needing to do, especially moving large, heavy set pieces or equipment around a stage. Besides, how many guys out there really have 6-pack abs? Yeah, that's what I thought. I have never been married, and do not have any kids (unless you count the dog, that is). Family is not that important to me. It's not that I'm a big douche or anything, the only time I hear anything from them, or am able to get a hold of them is when they want something or when something bad has happened. There is a lot of negativity that comes from talking with them, that I'ld much rather not deal with. More often then not, when they do call, it's because they are out of money. I'm not a bank. I wish it were different, but that's just how it is. I'm not totally heartless though. I will be stopping by and saying hi next month when I'm on vacation (the first vacation in a couple years...was trying to graduate), and building my sister a fence for her backyard, so she can let her dogs out. She hasn't been able to get it done for the majority of the summer since she had an accident, and is currently not able to work. I'll be doing the work, and buying the material. What am I looking for? Someone who is low maintenance, doesn't need a constant barrage of gifts (if it's somewhat regular, where's the romance/specialty of it all?)...basically a t-shirt and jeans, let's go camping in a tent on the ground all stinky and dirty kind of gal. Someone, who like me, can manage their finances. Job, living arrangements, I don't really care, as long as you're happy. Tell me a little about yourself. So, what am I doing on a Friday night sitting in front of my computer making a posting to put up on Craigslist? Simple answer: I don't know where to go and meet other single ladies in here, even though this is my 7th year in the city. My radar seems to point me to married/engaged/involved women when I'm out an about, but not to the singles. I've grown tired of embarrassing myself, and thought I would give this a try.]]>

<![CDATA[My puppies are bugging me to find someone to come over and hang out with them tonight. They are bored, and lonely, and want someone to come throw the ball around the living room with and play tug a war with, etc. Look at those faces. Can you really say " no " to those eyes? ha ha. OH WAIT.. They just told me to put on here that they like to cuddle too... So there ya have it. Come keep them company. I tell ya what. Text US your picture. TWO..FIVE..THREE.......TWO..THREE..TWO......SEVEN..SEVEN..SEVEN..FOUR... WOMEN ONLY.. NO EXCEPTIONS!!! We live in Seatac right on Angle Lake. They said that they would even like to maybe go down for a walk by the water or something too. This add is for just for them. wink....... So hopefully THEY hear from you soon!!! ha ha... . ]]>

<![CDATA[I've read a number of “interesting” posts here on CL but prefer to be fairly direct so please excuse my lack of creativity. I feel that at the end of the day most of us are looking for similar characteristics when we seek a long-term connection: kindness, trust, honesty, physical attraction, fun, shared values, intellect and humor – and amazing, passionate chemistry! I'm divorced, 5’ 11”, hwp, short salt & pepper hair; blue eyes, smile/laugh easily, non-smoker, handsome, confident, and bright enough to keep up with most good minds - I have a great appreciation for dry wit/humor. I like music, reading, board/card games, exercising, travel, sports, NFL football on Sundays, movies - and would be happy to meet someone who enjoyed the same. …OK, so maybe I’m a bit of a nerd; but when I take my glasses off – watch out! I also enjoy museums, walking, bike riding (recently got hooked on a Spinning class at the gym), Sushi, blah, blah, blah. I have a weakness for women who are Confident, Athletic, Stylish, Great Communicators (I'm not a mind reader), can tell a dirty joke, Drama free and Attractive… would be great to find all in the same package. Bonus points for good spelling and knowing the difference between their, there, and they're! If you are into smoking, drugs, and anything more that social drinking I'd prefer that you don't bother to respond. Where do I mention that I have shared custody of 2 boys? I love being a dad. Should you choose to respond, please tell me a bit about yourself and include a clear, recent photo of yourself. I have limited free time and don't like to spend it meeting people who I know I likely won't feel an attraction to. If there is a connection to what you say/your pic, then I’ll show you mine in return. I won’t waste your time with endless emails if there is nothing to go on from the start – we're adults, and can acknowledge that physical attraction is an important ingredient in the mix. Lastly, call me shallow, but I am attracted to women that fall into one or more of these categories: healthy, slender, athletic, hwp, fit. ]]>

<![CDATA[we don’t care if you talk to other guys. We don’t care if you’re friends with other guys. But when you’re sitting next to us, and some random guy walks into the room and you jump up and tackle him, without even introducing us, yeah, it pisses us off. It doesn’t help if you sit there and talk to him for ten minutes without even acknowledging the fact that we’re still there. We don’t care if a guy calls >OR TEXTS< you, but at 2 in the morning we do get a little concerned. Nothing is that important at 2 a.m. that it can’t wait till the morning. Also, when we tell you you’re pretty/ beautiful/ gorgeous/ cute/ stunning, we freaking mean it. Don’t tell us we’re wrong. We’ll stop trying to convince you. The sexiest thing about a girl is confidence. Yeah, you can quote me. Don’t be mad when we hold the door open. Take Advantage of the mood im in. let us pay for you! dont "feel bad" We enjoy doing it. It’s expected. Smile and say "thank you." Kiss us when no one’s watching. If you kiss us when you know somebody’s looking, we’ll be more impressed. You don’t have to get dressed up for us. If we’re going out with you in the first place, you don’t have to feel the need to wear the shortest skirt you have or put on every kind of makeup you own. We like you for who you are and not what you are. honestly, i think a girl looks more beautiful when she’s just in her pj’s. or my tshirt and boxers, not all dolled up Don’t take everything we say seriously. Sarcasm is a beautiful thing. See the beauty in it. Don’t get angry easily. Stop using magazines/media as your bible. Don’t talk about how hott Chris Brown, Brad Pitt, or Jesse McCartney is in front of us. It’s boring, and we don’t care. You have girlfriends for that. Girls, I cannot stress this enough: if you aren’t being treated right by a guy, dont wait for him to change. ditch his sorry butt, disgrace to the male population and find someone who will treat you with utter respect Someone who will honor your morals. Someone who will make you smile when you’re at your lowest. Someone who will care for you even when you make mistakes. Someone who will love you, no matter how bad you make them feel. Someone who will stop what they’re doing just to look you in the eyes....and say "i love you" ..and actually mean it. ]]>

<![CDATA[Visiting businessman seeks a sugar baby for a weekend. I am sure you have heard your friends talk about their sugar daddy, or have a shopping itch that needs to be scratched, well now is the time for you to try it out. I am a businessman and a gentleman who will be traveling to Seattle and would love to have a nice young lady to hang out with when I am there. Please respond with a picture. $1,000.00 - - - Yes, this is real - I am staying in a downtown Seattle hotel. ]]>

<![CDATA[I'm a little bored and just looking for someone to talk to...and maybe walk with. I don't normally do this but hitting a club or going out just didn't sound fun. I'm tall, funny, good-looking, in great shape and NORMAL. Believe it not! I like to travel, play games, read books, play sports, go running....I'm pretty much game for anything adventurous. I'm looking to meet someone interesting, intelligent, attractive and fit! Your pic - gets mine! ]]>

<![CDATA[Handsome, BM, employed, single gentleman looking to meet a nice single lady. Perhaps drinks and a movie or movie and drinks depending on the time. I'm not always spontaneous but I changed my mind about staying home tonight. The is not SPAM/BOT or junk ad. Let's go out on a whim and see what happens. Please type FRIDAY in the subjct line. The clock is tibking! : ) I will send a pic if you do as well.]]>

<![CDATA[I just wanna make out. Seriously. With someone nice, funny, and willing to go through with something like this. I know it's probably stupid, but I would like some fun. Otherwise I'm just sitting around tonight watching movies, so, well. This would be better. I can't host, but I can come to you. If we must, we can do it in the backseat of a car, like high schoolers. Which would be sort of interesting. I won't expect anything but kissing and maybe what they call 'heavy petting'. A picture of me available on request. I'm good-looking, really! Let's have a little fun tonight. :) ]]>

<![CDATA[ Im looking for a woman to take on a float on the skykomish river in monroe tomorrow. Beer, sun and water. What else to you need to relax on a sunny saterday. If you respond I do have pics to exchange. ]]>

<![CDATA[It’s been a long and winding road, but after final acquisition of my PhD (without student loans mind you) I was surprised too!!! Only $9.95+ self addressed stamped envelope. I garnered the coveted certificate from a prestigious university that only promotes itself in a tiny ad way in the back of the Enquirer tabloid. Probably because it’s small and sought after well beyond its physical capacity. Now I’m ready to collaborate with a like minded research assistant exploring the boundaries of human emotional attachment. No part time help need apply as this is a full time position with tenure anticipated. Excellent health benefits, dental coverage (with my lips often) of course a full set of teeth is a prerequisite to begin. Honest non-ridged thinking required. Former politician’s ineligible as lack of moral substance coupled with the inability to discern truth would necessitate exclusion. Additional disqualification is extended to zealots of nearly any vein, as a love of emerging truth and knowledge is essential. A history of mostly temporary connection most likely would find you ill suited, though former full time collaboration would be viewed as an asset. The successful candidate on acquisition of said position would immediately be elevated to an equal status of the head researcher (me) these thoughts emanate from an equal opportunity employer, and though his eyes are blind to prejudgment in any other aspect of life, I will guarantee you the successful applicant will be of slim, average or fit structural appearance due to some of the activities that will eventually ensue. I do realize the possible intimidating quality of my newly purchased PhD, but I fully intend to learn as much as I teach, and give as much as I take during this research. Should your talents and gifts in time reveal themselves to exceed some or all of my own, absolutely no envious behavior would ensue. I would always have the pride and the unparalleled achievement of finding you. Now let’s get to work. Please, if you have difficulties resolving conflict, power and control issues, outbursts of temper or resident selfishness no matter your outward appearance please pass me by; I can’t offer parity. Being male my visual cortex can sometimes overwhelm the balance of my thinking processes; but only temporarily. I’m a firm believer in the wisdom within the quote by Antoine de Saint Exupery “It is only with the heart one sees rightly, that which is essential is invisible to the eye”. I wish to offer and experience the good stuff! I admire and strive to embody integrity. I enjoy the arts, relaxing, movies, reading, the beach, conversation (the give and take type), skiing (water and snow) hiking, biking (the ones with pedals) kayaking (have 3), exploring, anything outdoors. I can equally enjoy sedate activities as well as active ones. I don’t smoke and can’t pair with someone that does. I’d be quite happy to discover ‘one’ who can dream beyond her fears, finds sharing intuitive and wishes to collaborate in the creation of joy. If I have piqued your interest write, we can be explorers of the mind…who knows what treasures we may find? Please reciprocate with a current photo, me all dressed up is 1/30/10 PS, If you’re in your 30’s, don’t ask me to be a pedophile. If your 60 don’t be one :-) 46-51 works for me. I savor intelligence in all its forms but if you believe the above indicates I truly acquired a PhD (some have) rather than indicating I enjoy creative communication well…. ]]>

<![CDATA[hello! I am 23 years old guy who loves sports , books and music. wondering if is there someone who wants to go for a walk on a friday night... Dont be afraid , I wont bite. text me at three for seven six one four eight three eight three :) Cheers]]>

<![CDATA[Funny Happy playful caring loving tall fit looking for someone to enjoy life with ask me any thing age race ok mccoyjh at msn.com is me email]]>

<![CDATA[A man in uniform who doesn’t want to be alone this or next weekend I am not looking for one night stand. I am looking for adult friend ship by all its meaning I respect myself and others. Little is very serious person, even if I sound her like one. But I really don't like to go out with some1 acting like kids. Be yourself no need to lie, no matter what I accept you for who you are, but I don’t accept liars so don’t be one. So let’s have some great time ]]>

<![CDATA[im looking for a good women.one who wont lie too me.treat me good.make me smile.i like some one for who they are.i like hanging out with family and freinds.cuddling on the couch with some one special.while watching movies,i like going for walks,holding hands.im 6ft3 with blue eyes and blonde hair past my shoulders.i have a couple of tats on the side of my shoulder.i listen too southern rock,rock and the blues.if u ask too see a pic i well show u one of me.im a honest person dowwn too earth.i treat some one that im with dignity and respect.i have my own place.pay my own bills.]]>

<![CDATA[So I've decided its time to meet new people around the Poulsbo area. People to hang out with and have fun. I'm a pretty open minded guy and I'm always willing to try new things. I'm about 5'6" and I'm into all kinds of things, like music, sports, outdoors stuff and pretty much anything that peaks my interest. I recently started to get into playing drums (which is a pretty good workout). So just leave me an email if u wanna know more]]>

<![CDATA[Hi There! I'm a full-time single dad of a 28 mo old girl. I'm an active, fit, hip guy. I used to be very active in arts social scene, but now my priorities have changed. Since I spend all my non-working time with my daughter, I don't go to the places that you generally frequent to meet someone. I'm 40 years old, 5'9, 160 lbs. I own my own home (that I designed and built in Admiral area of West Seattle), I love the outdoors, travel, vintage everything.. I'm looking for a lady who is fit, active, and low drama, 30 - 50, who loves to do fun things with a guy like me and his 2 yo daughter! I havn't posted before, and giving it a go! Please tell me about you, why you're curious about a guy like me, and what you're looking for.. ]]>

<![CDATA[ HI THERE,,,, I AM A REAL PERSON...RETIRED 62YR OLD GUY LOOKING FOR A FULL BODY MASSAGE ON A REGULAR BASIS FROM A LOCAL WOMAN 18-50 THAT NEEDS SOME EXTRA CASH....I LIVE A 5 MINUTE WALK TO DOWNTOWN ISSAQUAH SO WOULD LIKE SOMEONE FROM HERE...NO PRO'S OR HOOKERS PLEASE...AND I WILL NOT GIVE ANY PERSONAL INFO TO SOME ''IDENTITY'' WEBSITE SO DONT ASK ME TO JOIN....WILL RECIPROCATE WITH MASSAGE ALSO IF YOU WOULD LIKE ONE... PLEASE SEND FOTOS THANKS LOU]]>

<![CDATA[To be perfectly honest, the wife is out of town and I'm looking for a a younger girl to roll around the bedroom, livingroom, washroom and even the back yard...all night long. I'm in my mid 40's, Caucasian, and not over weight (although, I'm not the body building type either). I prefer asian girls but it really doesn't matter. If you are interested, clean, and between the ages of 21 and 35 (give or take), cute, and not overweight, let's hook up. Pic 4 pic.]]>

<![CDATA[I've been described as a Dr. Gregory House M.D. or a Mr. Spock. Straight forward, observant, logical, but underneath the seemingly cold exterior rests a warm heart full of passion for those I love, and the things which matter most to me. In other words, I'm serious, but I don't take things too seriously. That's what makes me charming (so I'm told). Friends say I'm full of one-liners, but I would say I'm a few lines short of a 24-hour comedian. I may give people the first impression that I have limited sense of humor, but it's probably because I don't find them particularly funny. I actually have a good sense of humor, and really open up to women who take the lead in being funny. My brand of humor could be described as sarcastic (but playful) and anecdotal. I'm looking for a woman who jives with the aforementioned, and appreciates what I have to offer. Dare I say a traditional woman who doesn't mind a little chivalry, and a little of my antics. Someone who finds certain gender roles endearing, like letting me take care of her vehicle maintenance and making sure it's washed (yep, I'm a man like that). If you're intellectual (but don't take yourself too seriously), well-written, hopefully romantic, feminine, classy, and like wearing heels... we're off to a great start. My interests include: Movies (out or in), Select tv shows (House, Mythbusters, Daily Show...), Dining out, Eating in, Road trips, BMW Club meets & activities, Car maintenance, Music, DJ, Photography, Classic video game collecting, Spontaneous adventures, Anything out in the sun! I'm 6'4", half-German half-Jamaican, IT professional, and waiting to hear from you! <img src="http://aestheticstorm.net/misc/cl/IMG_4658_400x600.jpg"> <img src="http://aestheticstorm.net/misc/cl/sofa_new_400x600.jpg"> <img src="http://aestheticstorm.net/misc/cl/coyote_600wide.jpg">]]>

<![CDATA[Hi, I have moved here from Boston, Ma about 3 weeks ago and I am looking to meet some girls around my age (+/- 5 years) I am 23, well educated, well traveled, sophisticated, funny, and I have a great body and a great face. To keep some anonymity I have only included my body, if you want to know more about me and want a face picture shoot me a picture of you and a little about yourself and I will get back to you and let you know a little bit more about me. Let's try it I guess. I am into everything. Rock climbing, hiking, music, surfing, going out (limited). ]]>

<![CDATA[BIG SEAN "LOVE STORY" FEAT KEELY dig this song a romantic at heart keep thinking of things i would like to do like buy you flowers maybe weave them into a heart surprizes u with ur favorite food on ur lunch when r having a bad day sing softly into ur ear as you drift off to sleep when you are cramping up rubben ur tummy till u fall asleep on me outdoors kinda guy wanna meet some one i can connect with on another level ]]>

<![CDATA[I'm looking for a good woman, that have kids,,,, I'm single father of a lil girl and I want a relationship ,,,, pretty and thick is a plus.,,,, So send me a picture and put family in the subject line.......thank u]]>

<![CDATA[...or reasonable approximation. :) I'm a lover of love, a dreamer of dreams, a prognosticate of prognosticators, a --- well, you get the idea. I'm an incredibly funny, quick-witted young man who balances a soft, sensitive interior with a hard, callous exterior. Think of me as a soft serve ice cream cone with a chocolate candy shell (although the outside of me is really white, and the inside is probably a varied medley of pink that doesn't liquefy at room temperature- :D). But like the ice cream cone, you can't appreciate my sweet, satisfying personality unless you can get past my protective outer coating. I'm slightly shy and guarded until I feel comfortable around you. I'm sometimes socially awkward, and feel out of place talking about what kind of beer gets you drunk quickest, who the hot new girl at the taco place is, or whatever my 'normal' peers feel like discussing this week. I'm happy with someone who is an intellectual like me, and who, also like me, is: goofy, quick-witted, loves to laugh, and doesn't take life to seriously. My dream partner would have at least the majority of the traits below. If you think you are up for it, please introduce yourself and I'll tell you more about me. - Tall (Preferably at least 5'8" since I am fairly tall) - Intelligent: I'd love someone with whom I can discuss politics, literature, science, etc - Creative (Bonus points for designing, painting, sculpting, making jewelry, playing an instrument, etc) - Funny (Double bonus points for watching geeky shows that make me laugh like: The Office, Family Guy, South Park, etc) - Caring: Being a great friend, and willing to do just about anyone for those you care about. - A lover of nature: I love to get outdoors and see new and beautiful places. You need not necessarily be a camper or hiker, but have slightly more caring for our world than your average BP executive. - A lover of animals: I love the joy and meaning the innocence and selfless caring a relationship with an animal can bring to your life. (Bonus points for horses or farm animals) - Goofy: Humor is what makes life worth living. I am constantly telling jokes, laughing, mocking stupid things/people and coaxing smiles out of those around me. - Spontaneous: Someone who looks you in the eye on a Friday night after work and says - grab your coat, we're going to the ocean. Road trips to nowhere, surprises for no particular reason. :)]]>

<![CDATA[Whats up? My buddy and I are getting ready to have a great weekend. We have all the resources to have a great time, but are looking to find a few select women to chill with. You must be attractive, intelligent, and know how to have a great time. text if you want to know more or meet up, we are on the water and will be on the boat this weekend, bonfires etc... what are you waiting for.... hurry... 360 four seven zero REPLY WITH YOUR FAVORITE COLOR TO AVOID SPAM 6 4 4 8]]>

<![CDATA[Hi, I am a 6 foot tall 24 year old athletically-built white vegetarian bisexual male of Jewish and Ukrainian (Russian) heritage who is in a long term open relationship with a lovely 25 year old female (She has a girlfriend and this is not one sided). My personal goal is to find someone who is comfortable with the situation or has been in a similar situation before. Other than that my partner’s and I want to be safe, protected, and healthy and in order for things to progress a recent health check up and a meeting between everybody is an inflexible rule. What do you get out of it? Well, you get an open-minded gentleman that loves to please others and fun times without the drama. If you shoot me a short email, with your favorite day of the week in the subject, I would gladly give you a few photos. Thanks for your time, Dan.]]>

<![CDATA[I am thinking about going for a movie this weekend. SALT sounds pretty good, but I am open to suggestion. Are you interested in catching a show together?]]>

<![CDATA[27 white attractive open minded 6ft 185 clean looking to meet a BBW ONLY that can host and want to kick it tonite. I am not a bot or fake, if you are dont message me. if you are serious hit me up i will send pic 4 pic]]>

<![CDATA[Attractive man looking for friendship possibly more . Age race & looks are not important , personality & stability are a must ! I am Danish & French. If interested please reply with an e mail address and i will happily reply. I like fresh fish, bananas anything, iced tea, bubble tea, rice, potatoes, cherreies yum yum! and almost anything really. Things Ilike to do second I like to go to the lake, swim, fish, skinny dip, dive off a boat, swim in the Columbia river even! I like to watch movies at home over some mochas, or popcorn and gummy bears. I have a job, and I take care of my own needs. I have a car. You do too. I live close to a theatre and restaurants but it is not that fun to go alone. I am always a gentleman and white knight. Thank you for reading. I was going to reply to your posting but your add had expired by the time I returned from a trip. :[ ]]>

<![CDATA[i am 6 one 235 with a very nice build. lets relax and you can enjoy a full body massage. pic for pic ]]>

<![CDATA[Yes, I've been on here before but have yet to meet my match. I am a man looking for a woman that would like to date and hopefully as time goes on be interested in a ltr if the chemistry is right. My interests are, anything outdoors, travel, crabbing, dancing, cooking and fishing. About me, I am 5-8, hwp, have a full head of hair and in shape. I am in good financial shape, own my own home, still work but like to take time out for travel. I have been single for quite awhile and people in this town can confirm that. I have no criminal record and request that you don't either. I drink socially and am a smoker trying to quit. If you have any questions feel free ask away!! I do believe that flowers can be given anytime of the year. Please be my age or younger. I'm not into e-mailing back and forth a bunch of times so don't be surprised that I give you my cell # after a few e-mails. I don't live in the past but have learned from it. There is nothing better than a candlelit dinner with the fireplace roaring a few feet away with my honey!! Pic for Pic I will send a newer picture when I get yours!]]>

<![CDATA[As we all know, it's easy enough to find someone just for sex, but I want a greater connection with a woman...for her to be more of a friend, playmate and submissive lover! For her to be Attractive, Smart, Fun, Playful, Sexy, Kinky and, of course, submissive. Are you the type who will blush when I give you a look that implies I have x-ray vision and look back with an equally sultry glare? I'm attracted to women that are either tall or petite, slender or athletic (no BBW), light or dark skinned, feminine and enjoy/fantasize about pleasing and being submissive to an Intelligent, Assertive, Dominant, yet caring man. Please be a non-smoker. More on the adventurous, playful and submissive side would work well for us. A youthful appearance and friendly demeanor are more important than the calendar age. Please have the right attitude (I'll pass on snooty and shallow) and a willingness to be open, explore and indulge your submissive desires. I enjoy confident women that are in control throughout their work day, yet crave to being submissive to an Assertive, Dominant man behind closed doors - or open doors! Whether we are in bed, on a desk at my office during lunch, or wherever I decide to take you, I am very Dominant, so interest in kinkiness and erotica is definitely a plus. I am rather verbal and enjoy talking very dirty. My talk can be sensually Dominating, Sexy, Erotic and Kind with my words & tone. Or, I may remind you in no uncertain terms that I am your Master and that your role is to serve and obey me. If you're ready to make a new friend, have some fun, and explore your submissive desires, then just send me an email, describing yourself, your personality, your sexy thoughts and/or fantasies and what kind of person you are looking for. Incessant emails are not my thing. If we're both mutually interested after a couple emails, then be available to talk on the phone or meet for a drink or coffee. We can chat a little about our experiences, desires and share our interesting little fantasies. At the end of our rendezvous, we can decide to meet again for fun or part ways after having spent a nice time just chatting with a like-minded person. Lastly, I am divorced, fun, handsome, very fit, masculine, successful, straightforward, and not shy about what I want and desire. ]]>

<![CDATA[just looking if any girls wanna go have a drink or some dinner tonight? i have a car to pick u up with. and yes im real. your picture gets mine?]]>

<![CDATA[Hello im looking for a submissive female, someone who is open minded and wants to have the experience of being a submissive to a Dom. If you are a woman who wants to explore this lifestyle or has possibly done so before message me and we can chat. I want a woman with a personality that can have a conversation and can have fun with but I want her to do all she can to make sure I am happy which in turn makes her happy. I m 32 and Im 5'10. I have a job and a vehicle and my own place so im not a bum like most of the guys on here. I want a woman who is serious about this. Hope to hear from you.... to prove that you are real type ''Submissive'' in the subject and if you include a pic ill include a face pic also i do have yahoo or am willing to text so if you want to include either an yahoo id or cell number to text you at that works as well ]]>

<![CDATA[Looking for that special someone who shares the same interest such as Harleys, Boating, Seadooing, Fishing and Camping. Or maybe just a walk along the beach. Likes to laugh with a good sense of humor. Likes animals i have a few. Between the ages of 42 to 52 years young. Has a job. Does not play games and does not do drugs. Im 6ft2 with brn hair and brn eyes. Financialy secure. Have a good job. Have my own home and love to cook.]]>

<![CDATA[I am living on my sail boat this summer and I am looking for a young, respectably fit cutie to sail the hell out of it with me. No experience is necessary and I will also settle for a regular ol' first date. About me: I grew up in Alaska. I am 6'2, athletic, confident, well-educated, just graduated law school, and I work as a litigator. I go into court rooms and shake my fist about justice! I have a doctorate and some smarts. I wax philosophical, debate political, and crack irreverent jokes. I am not intimidated by succesful, intelligent, or beautiful women. I am not really intimidated by much. About you: I am looking for someone who finds me hilarious, appreciates some loincloth-wearing virility, and gives me a hard time about the cheesy pictures I posted on craigslist. I care a lot about personality, but I have an affliction that makes me especially attracted to a young, intelligent, fit woman. It may be hereditary because my father married one and I fear my sons may someday share this gene. :) Sorry that the pictures are blurry; I don't know craigslist does that. I'll send you better versions if you email me. Yes, I am a real person. No, there is nothing ostensibly wrong with me. :) Please send your pictures since I posted mine. Also, please reference something in this post so I know that you're real. Email me at grizzlegriz(at)gmail.com All of these pictures are about a year old. Now, I am fat, completely bald, and a whole foot shorter. :) ]]>

<![CDATA[Looking for a BBW / full figured / chubby. Looking for a married or single larger woman who is tired of men, her husband, boyfriend, whoever, not finding her attractive because of her size. You won't have that problem here! I want a woman I can explore and enjoy...feel and enjoy every fold and curve... Let's become friends and very, very sexual with each other like massage ,cuddle and kiss each other . I promise to make you feel like a queen. Tall, attractive, muscular, dd free and non smoker. Any age or race is fine with me, location is open, attached or not, and d/d free. Not looking to exploit; but looking to love and worship your big beauty. Write something about yourself, absolutely send a picture. ]]>

<![CDATA[Hello,Im looking for someone to talk to.Here is what I have in mind.I was thinking we would talk via Email.No strings.I dont need to know your name or what you look like.Just someone to talk to.I want real conversation.Not interested in games.Im single, have a son.He lives with his mom.My business has me on the road Alot.So if your interested in conversation let me know.And maybe sometime in the future we could exchange photos and possibly meet.But for now we can talk and get to know each other.Thanks.]]>

<![CDATA[im a very fit guy with tattoos looking fir a real women]]>

<![CDATA[Okay here's my about me section. If you date/talk to someone similar to what I describe then send me a message. First : I'm short (5/5) and I'm in good shape Second: I'm black Third: I'm a good conversationalist Fourth: I'm a light drinker Fifth: I don't smoke weed Sixth: I don't do drugs Seventh: I'm in my mid twenties Eigth: I laugh ( and will try to make you laugh ) Ninth: I'm a Soldier I figure that should just about cover it. Of course there's more to me but I'll just keep it general for now. I'm looking for someone in between Seattle and Olympia amd Bremerton]]>

<![CDATA[just wondering if there are any girls out there that like to watch Star Trek and that are lonely. If so lets chat.]]>

<![CDATA[ I was brought up right - but have never much like the Catholic Dating Guidelines - hope you don't either. I'm not looking for an e-mail relationship, but to meet someone this weekend - Yes I know it can feel like taking that first step to, sky diving, but no worries - your shoot will open I like, spontaneous weekend adventures, motorcycle through wine country, across the Northern Cascade highway, or even through British Columbia - creating new experiences with someone, who has a nice smile, who is level headed, with not too much drama - between 35 - 44,,,,,,,,,,,who has a picture But I also like lazy weekends, hiking, boating, just a movie, or drinking wine and making Saturday night dinner together. Unless you prefer sky diving New Zealand, scuba diving in the Sea of Cortes, or chasing down Japanese illegal whalers in a black pirate boat, I'd do that too. Not looking for the strong and dominant type who like to leg wrestle , maybe a little more on the passive or easy going side. [ I hope that doesn't upset the weight-lifting feminists ] And 4if 2you 5can 8decipher 2this 7message 1without 7using 5detectives 2dot com - call me. ]]>

<![CDATA[The title says most of it. I am a firefighter who has had a bad month in terms of work and would like a little proof that good people still exist, despite what we have to see every day. I am looking for a woman who is everything good in a person. I am a white male, six foot two. I have a few scars from a bad fire but they're only on my back. Please respond with a picture, I will attach one via the email you send.]]>

<![CDATA[So I have tickets to see the sounders on August 8 but nobody to go with. I am 5'9", average build, hazel eyes, and very outgoing. I'd love it if we could get together for a drink first and then go to the game. Even better would be if we started talking before the game so that I'd know if we were a potential match. I'm college educated, funny, smart, and always ready to try something new. What better way to meet someone new than to go see the Sounders. Let me know if you are interested and we'll go from there.]]>

<![CDATA[It's already Friday evening in Lakewood, Washington and I have a terrific proposal for the right woman on how we can spend it. If you are a great conversationalist with a broad sense of humor and you are willing to explore a new relationship tonight, please contact me for the details. I am a SWM, five-eight, one-seventy five, cute, HWP, no D/D, and a social, and a sociable, drinker. I've been to the altar, but never pushed a baby carriage. You will remember tonight for a long time to come! Talk with you shortly....................... ]]>

<![CDATA[I am looking for a woman who has a dark twisted sense of humor to go along with my own. She is pagan, wiccan, or any other open minded flavor. Someone to join me on my adventures treasure hunting at the beach or in a thrift store. Cat-napping on a warm Sunday or taking a midnight walk though the park both will sound like fun. At the end of the day all she really has to have is a smile (maniacal or other wise) and some imagination. The rest will take care of it's self. Bit about me. 30/swm, not-poly (but friends with poly), INTJ, teddy bear thick, never married, no kids, college educated, no long term baggage, has a job and a car. I have been called eccentric, but I deny these claims as I am not old or rich enough for that title yet. I love to head out to the ocean or hike to waterfalls on the weekends followed up with dinner flame broiled over a fire there. Side effect of being a water sign I suppose. Because of the massive amount of spam I get from this ad on craigslist please do the following so I can know you are real: Put your favorite movie in the subject line, no FWB or NSA, respond with more than one line, and pics are great but optional at this point in the game. Everything else will be deleted as spam. Not sure what to say? Tell me the interesting things about yourself. What is your favorite kind of pie? Favorite vacation spot? Do you have a weapon of choice for dealing with the occasional zombie? ]]>

<![CDATA[Hiya. Just turned 31 back in June, only been living on the hill for a couple of months now and I'm in the mood to do something tonight but my buds are unavailable and I'd rather not end up doing the Linda's/Comet/Neumo's loop on my lonesome. I'm 6'2", clean-cut, yadda-yadda. I'm just looking for some enjoyable company with no expectations. If something clicks, it does, if not, enjoyable company is still enjoyable. I'll trade a pic if you want but I'm not putting one up first; this joint is packed full of really bad scammers. ]]>

<![CDATA[I am being held captive by the Taliban. If you answer this ad you can set me free. They want to torture me but they tell me my fat has very little sensation, so i'm not too bothered......would like to be set free by a lady that is HWP and likes to be outdoors. My apt. overlooks the bay and I watch the sunset every night by myself with a tear in my eye...........please help...........save me from the taliban..........................]]>

<![CDATA[LOOKING FOR A GOOD WOMAN,,, THAT LOVE KIDS,,,, AND FAITHFUL AND CARING,,,, AND GOT TO HAVE GOALS]]>

<![CDATA[looking for that one in a million . not clinical crazy . no add,, mood swings .ok with that said !!!! i want honesty .someone that can be true to them selves and to me .. im not perfect and do not expect it from others . if you are real shoot me a measage ....picks and a little about you ,likes and dislikes... a phone number would cut out a lot of endless emails ;)...sweet im looking forward to hearing from you ...]]>

<![CDATA[So email me if you are interested.]]>

<![CDATA[ sooo...spent all week outa town, kinda like to chill out..grab a bite and hit a good flick, on me! thinkin' maybe inception...or salt...or even disipicable me...i donno..what do YOU think!! 6'1", 180 lbs white dude w/brn hair and blu eyes blahblahblah....shoot me an email if interested! starting around 7pm and again around 10.... put whatever you want to watch in the subject! pic4pic! peace~ ]]>

<![CDATA[Objective: I am hoping to meet a kind, compassionate, easy-going woman to befriend and possibly enter into a long term relationship with. Qualifications: • I am 36, white, 5’9”, 180lbs, with brown hair and blue eyes. I am single with no kids. • I am loyal, honest, loving, and faithful (I require the same from you). • I am creative and artistic. I am currently training myself to create 3D models using Autodesk 3Ds Max, and I have been creating illustrations for the past year using Poser. • I love watching sports, Anime, movies, and playing video games. • I am highly intelligent, funny, and I freely admit to being a geek (but not the socially inept kind; more of the quirky, goofy type). • I will be obtaining my Associate in Applied Science next month (majoring in Computer Network Systems), and I am currently seeking employment in the IT field. • I do currently have a job (which I will keep until starting my new career) and my own car. • I am a bit shy when I first meet people, but some people have told me that they find it “cute”. Once I get to know people, I tend to be much more talkative. I am also a great listener. Seeking: • A woman that is between 24-35 that is single. • Has at least some similar interests. I don’t expect a female version of me (that would be creepy), but if you think that video games are childish or you can’t at least tell the difference between a baseball and a football then we probably don’t have much of a future. • Easy to talk to. • Non-judgmental. Judgmental people get on my nerves; it’s one of my pet peeves. • Lives relatively close to me. I’m currently in Arlington and I’m willing to drive a bit, but if you are in Auburn or Tacoma then it would be a minor problem. • If the relationship turns into something long-term, please be open to the idea of marriage and having children. I’m certainly NOT looking to rush into anything, but if you are dead set against having children then we won’t match. If any of this piques your interest, then please send me an email telling me a bit about yourself. I’m not interested in NSA, FWB, hook-ups, or anything of that nature. If that is what you are looking for, then I wish you luck in finding it elsewhere. ]]>

<![CDATA[First and formost i will not respond to any E-mails if you do not add a photo and I am not looking to just hook up I want to find some one that will stick around. Now, on to the important stuff, namely, what I want in a woman. I have several requirements: 1. She must be hot: I don't mean pretty, cute, or attractive. I mean people-stop-in-the-street, random-men-follow-you-home, cars-wreck-as-you-walk-by hot. Looks are not everything, but that's where it all begins. What do I consider hot? (And no, the girl DOES NOT have to be tall or blonde. As long as she's hot, she could be black, Hispanic, short, red hair, whatever. Hot crosses all boundaries. Except maybe fat. You don't really see any hot fat girls. Voluptuous yes; fat no. Every one has there own idea of hot so untill I see or meet you i cant say if you are or are not. 2. She must be smart and cultured: Smart can be defined several ways. Generally, the best indication of intelligence is agreeing with me. If you get, and enjoy, the humor on this page then you are probably smart enough. I don't expect a woman to be witty enough to be able to verbally spar with me on a consistent basis; please, if one even exists, I've never met her (and don't email me telling me that you are that girl. You aren't). As long as she gets my jokes, and can throw one or two back every few minutes, she's good. As far as cultured goes, she doesn't have to be the fashion critic from Vogue, she just has to know more about the arts, decoration, and design than I do, and has to have some sense of style, because I have none. This is not one of the tougher requirements to pass. If she can coordinate an outfit, she should sail through this. 3. She must be emotionally stable: This is very important. Nut jobs need not apply for a date with me, as I already have more than enough problems for one relationship. I require a woman who comes from a loving, stable family and carries no major emotional baggage with her. I'll give her more baggage than a Fendi store, she doesn't need to bring any into the relationship. I have had many girls do so and it always ends with one of us getting hurt. 4. She must be fun to hang out with: Perhaps most important of all, we must have fun being together. Everything else is important, but it all goes to shit if we don't get along and have a great time when together. But I'm a fun guy, so that shouldn't be hard. If I like you, you'll like me. 5. She must be willing to take care of me and worship me: Unlike most guys, I'm going to be honest: I want to be nurtured and coddled. No question. I want a woman that will cook for me (at least sometimes), that will take care of me when I'm sick, give me massages and just generally care about my welfare more than I do. She has to hold me in the same regard I hold myself, i.e., she has to worship me. Believe it or not, this isn't hard to find by itself, but this combined with "smart and cultured," well, that's hard. Probably because a smart woman would never be stupid enough to worship me. I guess that's what mail order bride catalogs are for. Now that we got that out of the way on to the fun stuff if you get the humor in this then you should keep reading. About me I am 24 years young,5-10, and 180 pounds average shape, I do not drive I am working on trying to get a car but even then I will probably walk every were anyways (good for the heart). I am very hard working and that is were most problames arise in my relationships. I am a tattoo artist in burien I have one day off a week and I usally try to relax that day. I go out alot I dont always drink but I do like to go out, another joy of my job I am able to go out really when ever i want. most of the time I go to a bar called good time ernys here in burien, its a dive but its my dive and I love it there. I am covered in tattoos and I do have alot of piercings but that dose not mean Im a badass or anything like that i just injoy them. and dont think if we hit it off you'll get free tattoos thats not how it works. I do smoke and I love to drink agin I do go out alot. so here we are you've read what i have to say and if you like email me but like i said in the begining I more than likley will not respond if you dont send a pic. Im sorry but if im not atracted to you then whats the point right? and please post your favorite drink in the subject line so i know your not a bot, and please ask what ever Im not shy. ]]>

<![CDATA[Hello, Thank you for reading this ad. I am very real, and as you will see I have given this a lot of thought.... Today is July 30th a Friday It is a nice Sunny Day! I have had this ad up before and have been searching for this for over a year now. I have yet to meet any one, I have spoken to a few women through email but have not made a connection, either because I am not attracted to them or they don't understand this Mom/ Son relationship I am seeking. I would very Much like to find my Mother....I think about it a lot, how hot and exciting it could be. I know My Mother is out there, maybe you are reading this now......So I would like to explain what this is and a little about me...your potential son..... I am 29 years old. I stand six foot and weigh 205lbs. I am fit and strong. I have a muscular build. I have dark short brown hair, brown eyes. I get complemented on my handsome face, my lips and my arms. I am also very hung, and no I'm not one of those guys that thinks he's hung and is not, I am.....I have no tattoos or piercings, I dress nice, preppy, Jock.....I have more pictures and once I feel comfortable will send you some....I love sports, played college football. I also like history and politics. I am funny, Smart and have a great imagination..... Now what is this Mom/ Son relationship? How I envision it? It is loving, naughty, kinky, taboo, fun, exciting. I would be your adult Son. This is not diaper play or anything like that. We would have a close bond just like most Mom's and there Son's have.Ours would be deeper and sexual. I would be your loving handsome boy......that you adore...care about...and nurture. You would think of me as your actual Son and I would think of you as my Actual Mom...Its more then a fantasy for me, this would become real.....this would not be a one time thing, my hope is that it would be long term and develop into something very special a lasting intense bond. I would refer to you as Mom, Mother, Mommy.....You can call me Honey, Dear, Baby, Son etc......I am more dominant in the bedroom....Your Son is Masculine......But I would be less Dominant like a good young son should be out side the bedroom.....One example of many would be Your son (ME) mowing your lawn in the hot Summer time with my shirt off.....you is a sexy Motherly dress watching your strong Son.....Maybe you make me a drink and bring it out to me.....flirting with your son.....then say " Honey I think its time for you to come inside " I can tell you the rest of this story later.....I have many more but Hopefully you get the idea.... What kind of Mom am I seeking? Older then me of course....I don't have a specific age in mind...It's more of a mind set. I like classy, pretty, sweet, loving.....I'm very attracted to the hour glass figure, hips, round butt etc.....Example: Marilyn Monroe......You don't have to be perfect....Not seeking a barbie....but not seeking BBW either.....no offense to those BBW's just not what I am seeking. You can be Married, attached Single, but please be sane, sweet, and honest with me. Dress nice, nurturing, and a little naughty, and be able to fully embrace this with me.... So....if you have read this and this excites you...turns you on....you are curious.....maybe you have thought of this or wanted this your self....please contact me....tell me about your self....why you think you might be the Mom I have been searching for...Maybe tell me some of your own thoughts on this....Please put Mom in the title of your email so that I know you are real. We can take this slow there is no need to rush this....Again I am very real, thank you for reading, Hope to here from My Mom soon..... ]]>

<![CDATA[Hi ladies my name is Chad, and what the heck i'll give this a try and see what gives. I'll try and answer as much as I can in this little diddy. I am a recently single fella and just getting back into the dating scene. I am interested in hanging out with a female around my age or as low as say 25ish. At this paticular moment im not intersted in a serious relationship I dont think ( being i want to try single for a bit), but things are subject to change if things go just right. I have a good Job in union construction im currently on uemployment but plan on being back to work full time by the end of the month, so it's been a nice little paid vacation. If you are a little chubby thats ok if you are a little tall thats ok too being im 6'1" 220 fair bod hahahahah...I like White, Asian paacific isalander is ok. Here are a couple of pictures of me and all are within the last month. So yes check them/me out and if you would like to have a beer with me and in the Auburn Area then don't hesitate to write could be fun! A recent picture from you would be nice as well. Arghh Im too new at this hahaha two porn bots already wanted a date.... please put umm " 300" in subject line ( one of my fav movies)]]>

<![CDATA[Hello, Thanks for taking a look at my ad.. Im an attractive Medical Professional, well educated, and traveled, 6 'athletic, 210 lbs early forties . I am seeking a beautiful BI SEXUAL woman to be my better half. Please be educated, attractive, and able to handle yourself well in upscale social situations,as well as casual times as well. Please be between the age of 33 - 48 . Im very single, well to do financially, with no children.. Please be able to travel, and have free time to put into a relationship. I love to Golf, Travel, nice wines, great food, cooking , live venues, and staying around the house to relax abnd unwind as well. Once again .. I am looking for a BI SEXUAL woman for fun and pleasure .. Beautiful Asian women move to the front of the line ... I look foward to hearing from you .. Please enclose recent photos, and tell me about yourself, and what are your passions.. NO WEB SITE REDIRECTS AT ALL !!!!]]>

<![CDATA[I would like to find a cute asian girl who happens to be attracted to white guys. bonus if you are in the beaumont as we could get together more easily. looking to chat, get to know each other and see where we go from there. age isn't too important but i prefer you be a slimmer/average body size. ]]>

<![CDATA[Trying to decide what to do tonight. New to the Poulsbo scene and wanting to make new friends. Email me if u have any good suggestions.]]>

<![CDATA[Just got out of a long term relationship. Not looking to find miss right but not into a one night stand ethier. just someone to cuddle up and watch a movie talk that kind of thing . I am 5' 8'' brown hair blue eyes, 240 but am not weak ether. just want to have a few more good times than ive had recently. am a smoker so if that bugs you sorry wrong guy. am honest and you will always know where you stand with me. Dont drink much and am not into drugs so if it sounds like something ur into let me know. I'll warm up the couch. email pic get mine.]]>

<![CDATA[I might be asking for the impossible on Craig’s list but here goes. I am looking for an honest, trustworthy, athletic/in shape, energetic, intelligent, fun loving, gal that has no kids, is D&D free, and isn't after a sugar daddy. I tend to get along better with people from 24-32. Ideally you enjoy traveling, hiking, snowboarding, trying different types of food, reading, art, and have a positive attitude. Hopefully you are looking for a long-term relationship. If this is you then send me up with an email and a photo and I will send one in return. I am great guy that is extremely energetic, active, fun loving, intelligent, trustworthy, caring, good looking, in shape guy. I am financially secure, college educated, and have a nice place. I doubt you are on here but if you are I am looking forward to meeting you. ]]>

<![CDATA[I don't know why people are so afraid to post their pictures here. Anyone calling me out on having an ad on CL would have to admit to browsing around here in the first place. Ya can't lose, people. I'm originally from Philadelphia and I've been in Seattle a year. I'm lookin' to meet up with someone and try out a new restaurant or see something I haven't seen here. Just that simple. The weather's nice so let's not waste it. If that's your bag then let me know. I got a bike and a car so we got options. Attach some pics and your phone number so I know you're real and that you're not going to flake on me. See ya then. -Mike]]>

<![CDATA[I am looking to meet someone who is easy going and fun to be around, but can be serious when the time calls for it. I just want to be able to enjoy life because it is just too short to be miserable. I am also looking for someone who knows what they want;. I am not on here just looking for fun...That doesn't mean I don't like to have fun. That is just not all that I want, if that makes sense? And please be honest. I am tired of people who lie just to get in the door and then surprise...Again, I don't mind a surprise, but I typically like a good surprise, not a bad surprise if you know what I mean . Also I am fairly new to the aream and would like to meet new interesting people and hang out with them. I have a stable job, car and I dont like drama.]]>

<![CDATA[im a worm tender loveing careind passionet sentual erotic and verry sexual man. that a unhappy married biker. that nees some one cut sweet tender and little . small to average size. some one i can spoli amd make her fell wonderfull all over her mined body and sole. i love a woman that has long smoot silky legs that will lead me all the way to heaven. and if she know how to(BLOW) a mans mind that is wonderfull to. if sh love to be undressed slowly and sentualy or love tou undress for me slowly sentualy and take my face and plant it be tween her beautyfull brests and rub hey pritty pink buttons all over my lips. that would be grate also, if you love soft sweet tender kisses all over you and let me stop and pay special attension to those pritty pink and tender playces. mmmmm if maybe even if you have a cute girl friend that loves all the same things that ok to. but i need a real woman that knows what she likes when and where she likes it, even if its in some sexy sentual and fun places, just tell me if you have some pics, just send them dont have me go to any other websits looking for them. and dont (DO NOT) have me go verify who i am . i will not use my credit card. and all i have is a blackberry and it will not let me log in to them any way. if tahts what you need dont bother wrighting, and if your intrested . wright your info down on a piece of paper and take a pickture of it and hold it up in fron of you beautyfull brests and yake a pictue of it in a mirror , LOL. hug and yummy sweet kisses some where that make you worm wet and tingly all over, mmmm]]>

<![CDATA[Hey my name is Bobby. I am 5ft 10in. I'm 175 with an athletic build. I have a tan complexion cause i'm mixed with Polish and Filipino. I'm really just a white guy with a year round tan. I am in the Army as an Infantryman stationed at Fort Lewis, well now called Joint Base Lewis McCord. I love the military and plan on staying in for a while. I have been here for about 6 years and i'm from North Carolina. Well I enjoy just about everything. I love music any kinds and absolutely enjoy seeing live music. Anything outdoors I will be game for it, weather permitting of course especially around here. I'm a very laid back person and find a way to smile at even the crappiest of situations. Well I will leave the rest for later but what I am looking for is someone who I can get along with and wants to get married soon. Why? you ask i want to rush into marriage. It is just because I want to settle down I want to start a family, I want to have that person i can come home to. Well if you are interested send me a message telling me a bit about yourself and also send a couple pictures so i can see what you look like. hope to hear from you. ]]>

<![CDATA[Well i am tired of being somebody that I am not and meeting women who don't know what they want or who they are. About me.......Hmm....Well, I am not fat but I am not Brad Pitt either. I have a job, a car, and a place to live. I am an honest, open, caring person that has alot of love and attention to give to the right person. I smoke, drink once in awhile, and I like Bud. I have 3 children who live with their mother out of state. I had a Vasectomey so no more kids from me. As for what I am looking for in a Woman...... Someone who loves me for who I am and not what they want me to become. I would prefer someone around my age but age isn't a issue. I am really not that picky just that we get along. I really don't like to argue at all. I need somebody that will express their feelings and be respectful of mine. Anyway if you haven't been scared away yet drop me an e-mail. If you want to send a pic then cool but if not I don't mind just chatting a bit first.]]>

<![CDATA[Hello there ladies, I am living on the coast, retired, and seeking an available, not seperated, or otherwise involved, Olympia, or Lakewood area female to show me around the area. In return, I'll show you the beach whenever you feel like driving here to visit. Pix for Pix :)]]>

<![CDATA[Hey, thought I'd give this a shot being as I am moving up to the northwest and don't know anyone to start. Me: I'm 5'8" and in the military. Just finished up my sea duty and am stationed to shore duty in everett for the next 4 years. I don't smoke, and like to drink on the occasion. I'm stoked to be moving back to the northwest (born and raised in Idaho), and will practically live on the mountain through the winter. Have my own car, and looking to buy my first house as I move up there. Other hobbies would include hitting up the movies, the occasional xbox, and a recently discovered hobby of working on my car (looking at buying a project car to have fun with). I prefer the outdoors to being cooped up inside all the time (although I hear with all the rain up there, I may not have a choice...). Sadly, I have no tattoos (hard to believe 6 years in the military), but I do plan on getting 1 or 2 in the near future. I do like to read, as of late I've been going through John Grisham's books. I listen to all music, majority revolves around modern/classic/christian rock though. Bringing me to my last thing... I'm Christian and am quite passionate about my faith. Hoping to find a good church up there (raised Lutheran, but open to pretty much anything grace based). You: Single and HWP (personality obviously more important, but there still has to be a physical attraction as well). Non smoker, no drugs, occasional drinks are fine (even I like to go out from time to time). Someone that can keep up physically as I'm quite active (skiing/snowboarding would be a huge plus). I would love to have someone that is well educated or just someone that I can hold an intelligent conversation with. Someone who is self-motivated, independent and has some sort of goals in life. Lastly, I said that my faith plays a pretty important role in my life, and I hope it does in yours as well. Well, hope to hear back! Please reply back with a pic and your favorite color in the subject line if you want a reply.]]>

<![CDATA[ I am looking for a gal to clean and do stuff around my house for me.And yes I am for real. You have to be cute and open minded.Maybe dress sexy or go topless ( LOL) while your doing work. Send pic and what you need to do this for me Thanks]]>

<![CDATA[ I am looking for a Gal that gives a great massage and can clean house. I pay $20 per hour and thats all I want done so no hookers or tweekers need apply. Please send pic and contact info Thanks ]]>

<![CDATA[ If you want to make cash clean my home topless.My B-Day present to myself To apply send pic and rate Thanks ]]>

<![CDATA[. . . Do Before She Settles Down. For your convenience, the reprint can be found on msn. Not surprisingly, I can be of assistance on 2 of the '36 Things.' # 3: It would be my pleasure to take you sailing on my yacht on a warm summer afternoon. No expectations! # ?: Now all you have to do now is guess the second item. Winner receives a free dinner and drinks on the deck at Ray's Boathouse. Me: 6'3" tall, 225lbs, blue eyes, brown hair, youthful professional. Want a hint on the second item? Send a pic!]]>

<![CDATA[ Im looking for a date if your interested reply with a photo or send it to three 6 zero six 4 9 two four 9 4. Im a sweet cute guy and not fat either who just wants to go out and see what happens not expecting sex but I am a single guy. Pictures are nothing special just me at home if you want more they are on my cell. Thanks slugger]]>

<![CDATA[What up ladies? I have two tickets to the Storm game tonight, but no one to take. If you like basketball and are interested shoot me a line and a picture. Just looking for someone sweet to fill the seat next to me, of course if you were really cool you could buy us a round of drinks afterward. I am a part time social worker who studies all the time in order to get back into school, I was the sports writer for my college newspaper and enjoys basketball. I have included a couple of picture of myself so you can see your not going to be viewing with some tool. Anyways hit me up, lets go and see if the Seattle can drive the lane well enough to take a win from the Chicago. Arland]]>

<![CDATA[So, the backstory is that Ive just ended a LTR which has left me feeling a little lonely, so im looking to strike up a friendship with a girl who's attractive, smart, and single as well. Certainly not looking to get married within a matter of weeks, but im open to seeing where this takes us! Hopefully youre somewhat close to the bothell/mill creek area if there's an interest (?) Please include a picture of yourself, or you can text me~ 2 zero six///45 nine////47three8 I like to know im not talking to gay priests pretending to be women, lol. Seriously ]]>

<![CDATA[ Hello young lady. So do you think you are submissive? A pleaser? Obedient? Enjoys thoughts of being spanked and taken by a strong dominate man. Have fantasy's of being pinned down, whipped, choked, forced to submit yourself to my sexual desires? Well, you are not alone. Many women have these thoughts and are afraid or ashamed to express them. They are perfectly natural and if expressed with the right dom can lead to feelings of ecstasy. You are very possibly educated, organized, intelligent, and in control of much of your life. You may even be considered straight laced and the type of girl who would never have such thoughts. You want to give up control, you just haven't found a way to do so. Well I understand your feelings, your struggles, desires. I am tall, very fit, fun, adventurous, and love to teach. I am totally free of drugs and disease. I will push, but follow all limits. I am safe, real, and have 12 years experience as a Dom. I have a 'normal' life on the outside. Great career, home, friends, Seahawks, pizza, sports, movies. No I don't dress in leather or have a dungeon. I love training new as well as meeting with those of you who have experience. Ideally I would hope it to turn in to a full time 24/7 situation, but I am interested in any situation. Contact me and we will talk on IM, then the phone and discuss your desires and how I can give you what you want. We will meet in a public place, and see where it takes us from there. Please put "your new sub" in the headline. I would ideally hope that this will turn into a fulltime, real relationship, but I am open to chat with anyone. You know you want to, contact me and lets get started. Take care]]>

<![CDATA[im some what of a country boy i like to drive my truck hang out with friends and walks on the beach i play pool and listen to country (with some other stuff as well) i like having a great time with my family...... now im looking for "her" the one girl im ment to be with in this world one that will stand by my side threw anything. i was raised to open the door and pull the cair out and before you ask im yes im some1 a nice guy but not to nice... i want a girl thats fun and likes to go out and have fun or stay in and watch a movie. dont get me wronge when i say this i want a girl that is slim or has a few extra pounds but if you make the good year blimp look good then pls dont text me and if i say im not interested then PLZ leave it at that.. (sorry if that offends anyone ) i would like a somewhat outdoors girl that smart and likes fishing and maybe eats seafood(not a requirement though). text me if you are interested and read my post 50three 58zero 120one PLZ send name age and a pic ]]>

<![CDATA[Ask yourself this question and be honest with the answer please. Can you ever be in a relationship again and actually trust the person you’re with? I have nothing but sympathy for those that were hurt by their ex (I was hurt by my ex so I get it), but not every guy you meet in life is gonna take your heart and stomp on it! We all don’t deserve to be treated like those douche bags the same way you don’t deserve to be treated like second hand garbage! You’re better than that and God knows so am I! My wants can be summed up in eight words: friendship, love, respect, honesty, courage, acceptance, openness, and humor. That’s all. Why does that seem so hard? Here’s what I mean. Friendship: Friends are first and foremost! I’m not talking about the buddies that we bowl with or go clubbing with. I’m talking about the proverbial “us.” If we can’t truly be best friends then there can’t be anything else. Love: Real love speaks for itself. Not fear of being alone or unwillingness to look elsewhere; true and real love. Can you look at the person and say to yourself, “I can’t imagine my soul without you?” Not life, soul. That’s love. The other aspect is the differences between need and want. We need air to breathe, food to eat, water to drink, clothes to wear, and shelter. That's it. A significant other is a want not a need. I think want is stronger because we have to let down our own defenses to let that thing in. It's scary. Respect: I could sum this up with one word: duh. But I think it deserves a bit more. Can you view that other person as an equal? Not just say you can, but actually do it. Can you treat them better than yourself without losing yourself in the process? Can they do the same? Is there a way that someone can take the moral high ground when it comes to arguing? Do we have to tear each other down with harsh words and name calling? Aren't you better than that? Honesty and Courage: These two things have to go together because courage is the precursor to honesty. At least they are when it comes to negative situations. Here’s an epiphany for everyone; people lie because they’re cowards. We don’t want to get in trouble or lose something we feel responsible for so we live and tell lies to keep that from happening. We don’t want to admit we’re unhappy so we cheat. We don’t want to hurt the feelings of our significant others by cheating so we lie about that. We don’t have the courage to do the honorable thing and say, this relationship sucks and we need to end it. I don’t know what’s worse, lying to others or ourselves. It takes courage to do the right thing. Find it! Acceptance: Love for what we are not what you think we will be. Be real about it. If you can’t accept it, let them go. Openness: Talk to each other, just let them feel what they need to feel after it’s said. No one likes hearing bad things, but they should be willing to listen out of love. Being angry, happy, sad, and all the other emotions is natural. Let them feel those things without guilt as long as they act appropriately. Humor: Don’t be so freaking serious! Find humor in everything. Smile on the inside. No one can make you happy; they can just be a part of the happiness already there. Oh, and sometimes a comment really wasn’t meant to hurt you! Maybe there is no hidden meaning and it really was just a joke. Give them the benefit of the doubt because you love them. Wow I really rambled. Well that’s me in a nutshell. I have plenty of complexities, but that’s the fun part of becoming friends; getting to know each other. For the basics: I am 34years old, 6ft 2in tall, 240 fit lbs, Puerto Rican/Hawaiian mix. I am divorced and have two little ladies that live with their mother. Everything else I would love to talk about. If it sounds interesting give it a shot. Thanks -L ]]>

<![CDATA[I believe that life is about the journey and enjoying and discovering all that it has to offer. I enjoy simple pleasures in life: Road trips, A good cup of coffee, freshly linened sheets, the smell of the salt air while being at or out on the water and the peaceful nature and vibrance a sunrise or sunset can inspire, are highlights. I have been very fortunate in my professional and personal life. Professionally, I am a business executive, I enjoy what I do, fixing and helping to mold a company and achieve its goals. I am passionate about anything I do and I believe in giving my all to any endeavor I undertake. I have a great love/passion for the water and travel. I have been fortunate to experience many places on this plant and I look forward to visiting many more. My interests are wide and varied and I have a thirst for knowledge and learning. Some of the things I enjoy: scuba diving, travel, running, hiking, biking, snow skiing, etc...in general actively engaged in life. I enjoy single malt scotch, vodka martinis and golfing with the guys. Yet, I also appreciate nights or a weekend at home and down time. Making dinner while sharing a bottle of wine is one of my favorite things to do, add good food, great company and engaging conversation and I am a very happy man. I value long-term friendships, my very closest friends I have known more than 15 years. I have a strong sense of self and personal integrity is my essence and my word is my bond. I believe in Karma and the "Do unto other's" (saying). Ok, so enough of the serious stuff, my lighter playful side loves spontaneity as it is the spice of life. I find intelligence very sexy, someone who enjoys playful banter and engaging conversation is equally appealing. I think I am looking for the things that most people value: honesty, genuine, true heart, someone who is passionate about any endeavor they undertake. I tend to be attracted to ladies of color, and active people, who like to be sharing in some fun activity together during the weekends. Although a rainy weekend day and down time is equally enjoyable, its that balance thing we always strive for (ying/yang). Someone who knows who they are and are happy with the person they have become. Pleasing to the eyes (subjective) and a connected chemistry. I do not believe we have to be clones, and I think individuality is important, yet it is nice to share similar interests, goals and ideals. Thanks for reading and good luck with your search. ]]>

<![CDATA[Each day passes and I long for seeing a special woman in my bed with me. I miss the smell of a woman, I miss how long it takes you to get ready in the morning, I miss watching you leave for work in the morning before me, I long for the way you look at me when you come home. Getting through life alone is very tough, I need you to help me through, reply with the word "single" in the header so I know you are not fake *apply a pic if you like* Live in peace Chris]]>

<![CDATA[27 in tacoma,im 6ft 185 white looking to meet a BBW that can host and wants to hang out today. i have green eyes brown hair attractive open minded, and clean. I will send pic. So if your a BBW ONLY, and are lonely or looking to hang out with someone hit me back]]>